Kurtis's 70s porn stache and creed shirt transcends reality and distorts this simulation one joke at a time

@alliexcx5576

2 жыл бұрын

💀 PLSSS

@Nr.1JoyFan

2 жыл бұрын

NOT FUCKING PORNSTACHE 😭😭😭😭😭

@kamae1868

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Indeed. Lmao.

@pizzabunk

Ай бұрын

what is porn stache

can we talk about how making a game about your fans dating you is one of the weirdest indulgences of unhealthy parasocial relationships? they know their public is mostly 10 year old girls who are attracted to them. making what is basically a dating sim about youself is bizarre at best

@haketyu7891

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better

@shizzlemywizzle1

2 жыл бұрын

it’s a gross ego bost too

@breeandmegs6156

2 жыл бұрын

@@shizzlemywizzle1 right??? they’re so arrogant it’s embarrassing to witness

@papaya3642

2 жыл бұрын

i literally didnt even think about it like that! apparently the Sway Game flew wayyyy over my head!

@yurimessiah

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, it's janky ngl.

this game is inaccurate af. juliette would've most likely be torn to shreds by sway house fanatics due to the threat of a woman being present in an all-male entertainment group

@dreamingofthemoon

4 ай бұрын

True!!

@raimarulightning

Ай бұрын

Every "Meet a Celeb" game is entirely implausible because there's not the immediate and serious threat of violence by crazed fans lol

@Ghostalies

16 күн бұрын

​@@raimarulightningI read this as meet a Caleb

8:33 I imagine One direction board game as a snakes and ladders, but without snakes. You know, cause only one direction

@haseven9902

2 жыл бұрын

i spat out my water PLEASE

@threeuglies

2 жыл бұрын

BYE

@itiswhatitismindset

2 жыл бұрын

GURL 💀💀💀

@Danetheory

2 жыл бұрын

best comment

@mishikab4937

2 жыл бұрын

Fav comment

The most unrealistic part of the episode knockoff is that the sway house has fans their age.

@anine7212

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo true😂 All of their fans are literally 12

@justsomeonelookingfortheas5998

2 жыл бұрын

Fr the fan rage is like 12-14

@justsomeonelookingfortheas5998

2 жыл бұрын

@@fisusolina7315 🥾be gone bot

@salomahoney2675

2 жыл бұрын

For real. I think it's pretty sick (the bad one) that they're charging €4 a WEEK when all their fans are minors, AND they only have about 5 minutes of gameplay available until the foreseeable future... My theory is yes, they don't care which is why they don't advertise much, but also that the lack of advertising is somewhat strategic. Just a small bit. People are gonna be paying money week after week while they can get the rest of the game ready. I could be wrong though (but I do think it's a combination of this and them not caring). [Edit to add: I also reckon that these people will be paying while they wait, and then when Sway have everything good to go they will advertise a little more to get more money and more regularly]

@rattoota

2 жыл бұрын

@@salomahoney2675 "I think it's pretty sick (the bad one)" Is fucking killing me

kurtis says “sorry for talking so much” like we’re not here to watch him talk for 25 minutes

@titobear13

2 жыл бұрын

Like sir, I come here just to hear you. You are hilarious

@queenofzenk

2 жыл бұрын

i come to watch him talk for sometimes over an hour for the podcast 🙃

@paralite22

2 жыл бұрын

Literally

@papaya3642

2 жыл бұрын

right

@skyientist

2 жыл бұрын

I got so excited to see if was a longer video :DDD

I HAVE had a baby (vaginally) and I can confirm their delivery of those lines was more painful to get through then child labor.

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

I was the baby and can attest to this

@greasyboi3154

Жыл бұрын

Wait, i thought babies were born anally

@bellathesuperpoms

Жыл бұрын

Im a twin

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

@@greasyboi3154 We are

@chewlizabeth

10 ай бұрын

@@greasyboi3154think cos they can be c-sectioned which you get anaesthetics for so doesn’t hurt as much as vaginal birth

The update of this is *chef's kiss* 1. There is still only one episode over 6 months later 2. To release a second episode, they are now asking for 15k instead of 50 because their following has decreased to 5k 3. They lowered the subscription to 1.99 a week, so now you can save on the zero content that you're buying!

@SuzER08

Жыл бұрын

Do you have screenshots? 10 months after the video (4 months after this comment) still only one episode, they're still asking for 50k followers, currently sitting at 38.9k, and the subscription is the same cost (3.99/week)

@windflowers9793

Жыл бұрын

@@SuzER08 idk I'm looking at it now from their Instagram and it's still 1.99 a week

@SuzER08

Жыл бұрын

@@windflowers9793 I don't see that anywhere, it looks like their insta hasnt been active since march, I just "played" through that actual game and it says $3.99

kurtis dancing like a sway boy will forever haunt me

@keving7940

2 жыл бұрын

How swag 😎

@daisy-boo2323

2 жыл бұрын

It's my new sleep paralysis demon

@beems9617

2 жыл бұрын

NEAICE COAUCK

@imogenmoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

“swag boy” this made me laugh way to hard💀

@lexie-by3qs

2 жыл бұрын

@@imogenmoonlight HELP I DIDNT MEAN TO

this game feels like a fanfiction they wrote for themselves

@tannermetzger1883

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao so true

@reginamaes3452

2 жыл бұрын

it essentially is

@bubblybubbles09

2 жыл бұрын

Is it not?lol

@aleinad34

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubblybubbles09 lmaoooo

@juliettewolff1993

2 жыл бұрын

Lol so true and its like a y/n since my name is Juliette the cringe I can't 😂😂

As a woman in her late twenties who is too old to know these influencers and doesn't watch them. They look like clones of one another. Lol

@flaminhos1054

11 ай бұрын

As a 17 yo girl in their prime targeted audience, I’m convinced it’s the same guy in a wig.

@HumeAnn

8 ай бұрын

As a woman in her early twenties I still have no idea who these tiktokers are

@IvysWhackedWonderland

9 күн бұрын

I’m 14 and they all look the same to me…

okay petition for Kurtis to make a game called ‘kurtis town’ where it’s basically like animal crossing mixed w stardew valley and set in canada.

@ZosiaBlob

Жыл бұрын

Omg yes‼️

@shineinstars

Жыл бұрын

yes.

@megand12345

22 күн бұрын

I still want this

@updated_autopsy_report1

18 күн бұрын

I’d play that!

Kurtis should put out a game, called "Gamer? I Hardly Know Her"

@HexyRuiz

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO yesss

@criticaldamage3770

2 жыл бұрын

@MMI▶️ shut up challenge go

@cherrybomber3328

2 жыл бұрын

@@mommy-ism I’m hoping that was satire

@akiraeatsguitarpicks491

2 жыл бұрын

Or just release the shitting game from the Dr Witnesser video

@Andy-jh2fs

2 жыл бұрын

I would play it.

The fact he called his fans *customers* is so telling. It's clear that the Sway house sees their audience as people just there to give them money.

@vini_the_human

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast its honest

@rosealldays

2 жыл бұрын

I give him credit for honesty

@trista7997

2 жыл бұрын

freudian slips🙏🙏

@phoenixgirl70

2 жыл бұрын

@@vini_the_human That slipped out as he was bragging. Running his mouth and there’s the slip. If anyone asked him I’m sure he’d backtrack.

@yurimessiah

2 жыл бұрын

@lorien I thought that was something only my brother says 💀💀

“The next morning, you wake up to sounds of grinding metal…” Slayer in her kitchen: 🎸🎸 🗣🎤

@the-postal-dude

4 ай бұрын

actually probably hanatarash. they drove an excavator into that poor girls kitchen

If I even *passed* the sway house street, I would immediately cover my drink

@chaosdisembodied5483

2 ай бұрын

Oh totally, and I would never walk by that house without a knife and other people

@bmichellew2010

Ай бұрын

And make sure you're not alone for good measure

@RebaMcImTired

Ай бұрын

I literally said that if you went to one of those parties, you’d absolutely be assaulted. A bunch of rich, privileged, white guys in their 20s who think they’re God’s gift and have probably never been told “no” in their entire lives? No thanks!

@birthgravy

Күн бұрын

It would be the spiritual opposite of Danny the Street from Doom Patrol (look that up it's a character that's literally a genderfluid sentient street and they're amazing)

Their group lasted less time than the development of a cheap mobile game, rough

@elonmuskisthicc7133

2 жыл бұрын

you know what else was a disaster? Chris Pratt being cast as Mario kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGhsx6R7fby7k8Y.html

@milktea6676

2 жыл бұрын

That was actually a nice burn lol 😂

@hilacopter4023

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, Pat watches Kurtis too?

@alleyoliver3315

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta love exactly TWO comments on a big Poketuber’s comment that doesn’t have a CLICK ME link. Bots man, f*** em.

@MrZestyOnion

2 жыл бұрын

spam bots are out in full force today huh

Kurtis should make a Kurtistown game that is literally just Sims City but every Sim has Kurtis’ face

@christiebreeechelon

2 жыл бұрын

I love that for you, bestie

@shiannafoxx

2 жыл бұрын

Omg go off queen yesss

@T.Lataviaprincess

2 жыл бұрын

I would play that unapologetically.

@astrochick6171

2 жыл бұрын

That’s terrifying… I love it 👍

@papaya3642

2 жыл бұрын

and he is still the mayor and we still have to be nice to him b/c its the law :)

I was in show choir and theatre in high school. I was great at facial expressions and stage energy. I wasn't the best dancer at all, but with practice, I managed to learn all the steps. And if I messed up, my enthusiasm covered it up. Even beyond the stage, dancing was a big deal at my junior high and HS. Break dance circles after school, imitating the latest music videos, grinding and dropping it during school dances, knowing the steps to group dances (like Electric Slide or Cha-Cha Slide.) Being good at dancing was a point of pride. It earned you cool points. I'm in my 30s now, but I bet dancing skills are still valued by today's teenagers. So when I hear about TikTok dances, every single time I think, "Oh, this must be some cool choreography. Complicated or just looks really good. Lots of effort behind it." And every time, I am disappointed.

@platypusparasol9825

11 ай бұрын

im so sorry please dont think thats all teenagers do nowadays theres still some good in the world🤕

UPDATE for those curious. As of Feb 9, 2022, episode 2 is still not out. The account is at 40.9k followers. It’s been 4 months. That’s ~$50 of subscription fees for no additional content.

@mopwater5533

Жыл бұрын

UPDATE. As of February 19, 2023 the TikTok account is no longer existing. Thank goodness.

i’m glad he apologized for talking so much i was trying to get a word in the whole time

@AB-rv1ln

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Naioki4

2 жыл бұрын

this deserves more thumbs up lmao

@xannamonteu2491

2 жыл бұрын

this was good joke. i laught

@dunnkids7263

2 жыл бұрын

This feels like a comment drew gooden would pin

@dylanmahaffey8920

2 жыл бұрын

The whole time I was like "When is Ether going to get a chance to talk?"

kurtis’s mustache looks like two centipedes kissing and i can’t stop staring at it

@bluefairy7653

2 жыл бұрын

Why does this not have more recognition, it’s scary true

@vari_8580

2 жыл бұрын

don’t think it’s centipedes, more like caterpillars

@Feynix4

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t unsee it now

@Eric_BroArmy13

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_lost_3300

2 жыл бұрын

Love wins

Fun fact: if they don’t release the full game people can sue them for not supplying services since they are being charged. The fact that they charged for it opens them up to lawsuit

@bellathesuperpoms

Жыл бұрын

Lol

2 years later and they still don't have 50k followers 💀

@katelynnpeterson7877

Ай бұрын

lmaoooo

Those 1D imagines had a more compelling story than this game 😶

@mommy-ism

2 жыл бұрын

I agwee uwu

@celebyy172

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@Artemis-to8fk

2 жыл бұрын

@@mommy-ism yes I make clothes

@blueorangeade3357

2 жыл бұрын

@@mommy-ism spell agree right

@max_punch

2 жыл бұрын

@@blueorangeade3357 owo awe u mwad? >< dowon't be angwy commentew-kun ^/^

fun fact! sway is an acronym! it stands for: S- growth W-brotherhood A-content Y-creation

@elonmuskisthicc7133

2 жыл бұрын

this makes more sense than this casting decision kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGhsx6R7fby7k8Y.html

@Wei_Huynh

2 жыл бұрын

*yeahhh*

@berry.mixxxx

2 жыл бұрын

gbcc

@chinenyeezema525

2 жыл бұрын

Woah dude …

@emme5313

2 жыл бұрын

swroth, wotherhood, aontent, yeeation 🥰

Hey, comrade. I just came across this video like two months after it released, and I’m really worried. I just want to make sure… You _did_ cancel your swayboy house thing game subscription, right? Like, you haven’t been paying them this whole time, I hope. Just a heads up. I know I’d forget and then find out in like two years that I’d been paying these scumbags tons of money. Ok, cheers :)

@claraschwartz6942

2 жыл бұрын

what a comrade! Thanks.

@MEDSZ13.08

Жыл бұрын

Thanks comrade! Hope he sees this

@grimm3995

3 ай бұрын

He might've paid for 2 years man

But what IS he whisper/mumbling around 10:19: "first one to prudence talks to her first" - it's really hard to make out. ("First one in the pool gets to talk to her first?" Is that it?)

@radioheadtax

Ай бұрын

yes

the sway house is basically my nightmare. “a frat house where all the frat bros are famous tiktokers” like I would genuinely rather die than have to be in that house for any amount of time

@ArturGlass.C

2 жыл бұрын

Understandable view but see it differently. You could steal a lot of their belongings and sell them on ebay. Make quick bucks, get out the house and rent a nice apartment.

@lickvinegarkids3654

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArturGlass.C i was about to say that, I guess we all think alike

@ArturGlass.C

2 жыл бұрын

@@lickvinegarkids3654 It's all about knowing how to make the best out of a shitty situation lmao.

@eyesonjoely

2 жыл бұрын

it’s the two worst things alive combined

@b.r.v.8609

2 жыл бұрын

I think I would die on the spot if I entered the sway house

When Kurtis has probably played this game longer then everyone in the sway house combined

@thatssoari3533

2 жыл бұрын

@@hot8599 no

@Tw0Dots

2 жыл бұрын

@Ruby Kelly - CHECK MY PROFILE yeah your profile is weird too bot

@SievertSchreiber

2 жыл бұрын

Using your username to get clicks? That’s cringe, just like sway house!

@penny4urthots125

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tw0Dots why are the bots getting more ridiculous now?

I almost joined this company a few months ago and all I can say is that I definitely got the impression that it was mostly working on cash grabs. Tech was actually interesting (I know it doesn’t look like it, but there is a reason they got a ton of cash). I’m glad I didn’t join in the end, I wanted to get in the videogame industry, but not like this.

15:12 that was 1/5 of an episode and they already expect money

That tie joke was way funnier than it should’ve been

@snakewithapen5489

2 жыл бұрын

I support Kurt and his very *hand*-some married hands, I wish them a very long and healthy life together :))

@jeanneseo

2 жыл бұрын

The comedic timing was emaculate

@tiasapphire3267

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I was the 1k like

@kaz2113

2 жыл бұрын

@@jeanneseo i think you mean the comedic TIE-ming

@meri420

2 жыл бұрын

The joke was fucking hilarious until that second punchline, that shit actually frustrated me lmao

I love that the reason that they’ll possibly hit 50k is because we all want to see Kurtis play the rest of this game.

@papaya3642

2 жыл бұрын

omg !! yeahhh! i was really invested like the writing at times wasn't bad, then it just stopped! like hey! i was intrigued and you just cock blocked me and kurt and all of us...@sway boyz, say you're sorry plz! >:(

@horses4296

2 жыл бұрын

that kind of sucks honestly

@howaboutno2594

2 жыл бұрын

the tiktok account even posted a video addressing Kurtis’s video! lol

@deafpiglet

2 жыл бұрын

I knew Kurtistown would come in clutch😩

@isabella3012

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine that was their plan this whole time 😂

“where are the rest of my sway boys” and the “you good??” had me SCREECHING with laughter it’s been a bad few months thank you for this video lmao

As a guy struggling to get a job for sound design in video games, when you said “I wish I could hear it”….. I felt that. I really felt that.

Kurtis apologizing for talking “too much” in his own commentary video is peak insecurity and I can relate lol.

@tyleraws

2 жыл бұрын

@dream team you’re making your mother cry

@shrestha8027

2 жыл бұрын

this is random but ur so pretty omg

@mauratyson9580

2 жыл бұрын

his job is literally to talk and he feels bad for it :( can relate tho

@user-sf8ff3ir1u

2 жыл бұрын

so quirky

@Tw0Dots

2 жыл бұрын

@dream team depends what you did You obviously deleted your comment for a reason, don’t be brand new lmao

This game is literally just a wattpat fanfiction but you have to pay money for it.

@bikewheeleater

2 жыл бұрын

LOL and even with wattpad you still have to pay for some fanfictions ..

@kaywantsfood

2 жыл бұрын

So like a wattpad paid story

@loopymomy2532

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this game would have been fun if it was a “do you want to be an influencer” game where you have to do short videos with you character and you can earn in game money to buy clothes and views as well as save up for a nice house. You can create a squad which will be called the anything just like the sway house and real people who play the game can give you views, likes, and comments. I’d play that 😂

@jarbincks6715

2 жыл бұрын

@@loopymomy2532 Girl you could literally create that! Its so smart you just came up with such an idea from the top of ur head

@loopymomy2532

2 жыл бұрын

@@jarbincks6715 Totally. Too bad I'm not an influencer like the Sways. If i was, you know my game would be good. I always wanted to create my own game.

I think the reason they always talk too quiet is because if they talk too loud they'll lose their "deep sexy sexy man" voice.

i dont know how to explain this, but watching kurtis’s videos while eating poptarts in the middle of the night hits different

@appledognugget2267

Ай бұрын

Huh so it’s not just me

Sway Stories: 15.96$ per month Netflix: 13.99$ per month hmmmmm....

@AndiDag

2 жыл бұрын

True

@xoitsmaria

2 жыл бұрын

sway stories. easiest choice of my life

@KhanMann66

2 жыл бұрын

Both are trash

@alingoodtime

2 жыл бұрын

yeah dude it was a pretty hard decision but i guess i won't be watching the umbrella academy anymore ://

@xoticbell

2 жыл бұрын

@@KhanMann66 debatable.

Kurtis' hands getting married reminds me of the time my little sister had a wedding for her kneecaps

@joyphil4399

2 жыл бұрын

This is an excellent comment

@bluefairy7653

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this is the best comment

@sorryicantread

2 жыл бұрын

i really like this comment as well

@Olivia_Overkill

2 жыл бұрын

This is the comment ever

@leo-gm6dp

2 жыл бұрын

this is a special comment

12:50 NOOOO WHYYY I HAVE TO LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME NOW. THIS NEVER HAPPENS PLEASE NO. DISGUSTING.

11:33 "I was stoked to get an invite to a sway house party! Yeah!" *screeches like a demon*

kurtis should make a stardew valley style game called kurtistown where you play the mayor and have to take care of the town

@leahj7601

2 жыл бұрын

i would buy that

@Feynix4

2 жыл бұрын

10/10 would buy that

@tessarae9127

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha !!

@skrrtskrrt2410

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe you get to play as a member of kurtistown, even a standard save the world story is gonna be amazing

@mysteryname6792

2 жыл бұрын

YES

A content house is like a fraternity house, but you aren’t there for college, you’re there because you dropped from college

@anna_banana414

2 жыл бұрын

and it pays YOU lmfao 😭

@SBRS47

2 жыл бұрын

How can you drop out if you don't go in the first place?

@amandavergara8043

2 жыл бұрын

what's up with the replies above?? they also replied my comment like get out of here 😭

@frige173

2 жыл бұрын

@@amandavergara8043 I swear to God, every time I get a comment is from one of those, like "Deep wet gapping Stephanie has replied to your comment" but is seems like KZread is striking them down

@Ornithorhynchus.

Жыл бұрын

makes sense lol

It still cracks me up that the 'playing the actual game' segment of this video is SO much shorter than the lore recap

14:32 the way Kurtis does Josh and Griffin’s voices is so funny 😂

I’m so happy for Kurtis’ hands, they seem like such a happy couple.

@kingayy9267

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for them to *tie the knot*

@milkyard8431

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingayy9267 you mean knot the tie

@later_babes

2 жыл бұрын

love wins!!!

@Mr.0.Ramses

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lets give them a hand guys

@whoswallowing

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingayy9267 HAH

Plot twist- the Sway house was just one guy duetting himself over and over, in different variations of the same “cool-guy” wig. The proof is in the pic.

@sugarblood1930

2 жыл бұрын

So that’s why I could never tell them apart?

@gracefulslumber8441

2 жыл бұрын

🤔 it does seem a lil sus

@Emu19

2 жыл бұрын

This would actually be hilarious. It's the same freaking dude but somehow the Sway house STILL breaks up hahaha

@trashketchup1497

2 жыл бұрын

Well I’m convinced

@grayblethenerd

2 жыл бұрын

eh still better than all of Danny Gonzalez's deep fakes lol

The sway boys sound like they're either speaking into a cup or whispering while their mom sleeps in the other room

10:07 you got me there, i wasnt expecting it

I absolutely love Kurtis's sense of humor but imagining him awkwardly setting up a joke without the edits makes me laugh without fail

@ShaunaNC

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what his podcast feels like 😂

@hideakisorachi3953

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShaunaNC the little pauses while he's trying to find a button on the soundboard always kills me

@n.andkirby

2 жыл бұрын

no way gintama mangaka lives in kurtistown?? 😳😳

@Nash-

2 жыл бұрын

@@n.andkirby of course, kurtistown is one of the biggest cities worldwide

@andshereadstoo7809

2 жыл бұрын

@@elambedo they keep selling out tho! I believe in the live shows at least lmao

WHY DID I SMILE WHEN KURTIS SAID THE TIES ARE GETTING MARRIED LIKE IT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER???

@carrotcakecat

2 жыл бұрын

I totally ship Kurtis' hands now

@selfsessions3515

2 жыл бұрын

It was the aww 🤣😭

@bekleedee

2 жыл бұрын

I aww'd too, don't worry.

@pinkbunnyskyedoesthings7762

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@agoofygoober7649

2 жыл бұрын

I was so happy for them 💀

that terribly recorded line is "first one in the pool gets to talk to her first." in case you can't tell what they're saying

Kurtis please I need a video I’m going through with drawls

@Dietcocklover

2 жыл бұрын

Same rebeckah, same.

one direction could randomly release a line of literal dish soap and you know that stuff would be sold out within the hour

@Ukjeiy44

2 жыл бұрын

i would buy the dish soap ngl😵‍💫

@justice9818

2 жыл бұрын

i would buy ALL the dishsoap

@therealslimshitty5186

2 жыл бұрын

I don't and have never consumed any type of One Direction related media but I would still buy that shit tbh

@evie_33

2 жыл бұрын

@@therealslimshitty5186 They could call it "The Soap of my life"

@allypally2895

2 жыл бұрын

I know they’re not the same but I know for a fact JLS released a brand of protection. My sex Ed teacher brought them in during a session.

at least episode has a character customization option. in this game you HAVE to be a pretentious, pretty, white girl who has a poc "sidekick" and falls for one of two near-identical white boys

@arariddley3314

2 жыл бұрын

Yep! Plus the community creators actually have interesting stories (AND NO SPENDING DIAMONDS) unlike these asswads.

@milkyeon9271

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah in Episode you could customise anything! You can design the people your character will interact with, you can choose the gender of your love interest, you can also pick your body type and literally so many more to list!

@genocider6917

2 жыл бұрын

Miraculous ladybug

@dearoldmold

2 жыл бұрын

@I Don’t Know They aren't saying Episode is perfect, they're just saying it's much better than the Sway House's cheap knockoff. Weird as hell to call someone gross for something so trivial.

@beems9617

2 жыл бұрын

that sway boy game is literally every 2000-2010 disney live action movie ever

It's been 1 yr and there's only 38.4k followers...i guess well never get to know what really happened at that party

you saying "sorry I'm talking to much" is actually hilarious because we're all here to listen to you talk kurty

“We’ll see who she really be seein’…” The awkwardness of that statement lets me know he 100% doesn’t talk like that IRL

@mollywinters5317

2 жыл бұрын

i was thinking this, made me cringe SO bad

@caffeinatedkatie4696

2 жыл бұрын

I know I was like dude just...just dont...don't do that.

@kim3221

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I was looking for this comment!!

@kaydence9799

2 жыл бұрын

Can't stand when non-black creators use aave because of this. It's so forced and unnatural :/

@nini-rl7sp

2 жыл бұрын

time stamp someone???

I couldn't get tickets for any shows, but I'm proud that Kurtis has sold out.

@Emily-ro7mv

2 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOTS!!!

@slightlyaboveaverage2235

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emily-ro7mv I'm the non robot comment you're looking for

@Emily-ro7mv

2 жыл бұрын

@@slightlyaboveaverage2235 Yay! Hi

@greysettings9288

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emily-ro7mv im also vry proud :D

@genie9937

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oaiet8iaeainkdI.html ● Not.rickroll.its_____just-this☆video

Congrats on your hands getting married! They're perfect for eachother! They are blood related after all

what the sway house stands for: Sgrowth Wbrotherhood Acontent creation Y

If I were better at coding, I would totally make 'The Kurtis Chronicles'. It would be just like Mario, except every time you go to jump on a Goomba, you have to give Kurtis a dollar. Or sign up for the subscription plan, only $5/hour

@alexdaley5957

2 жыл бұрын

Shoulda called it the Kurtis Connercles smh

@whoswallowing

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexdaley5957 HAH

@boon8950

2 жыл бұрын

Should I?

@angelsinger4574

2 жыл бұрын

And you get a bonus third greeting for buying the game.

@leah7046

2 жыл бұрын

@@boon8950 yes

not gonna lie, i thought the big punchline of the video was that kurtis ACTUALLY made a mobile game. which i would play the absolute shit out of

11:47 you've contracted Dysentery

it's almost been a year and they still haven't hit 50k

One Direction: The Board Game, except the only members who are actually playable in the game/appear on the box are like Liam and Louis

@taraadamsons7253

2 жыл бұрын

they’re the only ones keeping the fandom alive

@rosealldays

2 жыл бұрын

Ooof

@jenelll.jpg8

2 жыл бұрын

Liam and Niall

@annaloreeee

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenelll.jpg8 nah niall it’s kind of over it ngl

@carolbasma587

2 жыл бұрын

@@taraadamsons7253 pretty sure its only liam. have you watched louis' documentary and how much better his solo career is for him? leave him out of this please.

I can’t believe you’re a “that guy” guy, I’m such a “this guy” dude.. damn heart broken

@ItsMeLarky

2 жыл бұрын

New Tinder profile: WON'T date anyone that's a "that guy". I only date "this guy" dudes because they are superior in every way

@phlee1629

2 жыл бұрын

was thinking this as well smh

@martha-hy7vq

2 жыл бұрын

ikr smh... "this guy" is underrated asf

IS NOBODY GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE ANIMATED CHARACTER SCRATCHING HIS NUTS AFTER HE JUMPED IN THE POOL.

I'm just cracking up at the image of an under-paid Japanese mobile game dev who had to go to work at playco in a pandemic to write lines like "I've been waiting hours for you to wake up... now SPILL! What happened last night?!"

As someone who has played episode in the past, there's no way that at least some assets were stolen, especially animations. They look almost, if not exactly the same.

@Sunflowerfilledlake

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same!! Even the art style of the characters looks a bit similar

@martha-hy7vq

2 жыл бұрын

exactly! like the joints of the characters look almost identical

@immortalsun

2 жыл бұрын

I think you mean there’s no way they didn’t steal at least some assets.

@leileyaravencroft

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing and it’s so obvious!

@funkyfunkers_

Жыл бұрын

exactly

anybody else notice how kurtis’ jokes are so much stronger?? like i’m pissing and shitting and crying about the tie jokes, they’re so well tied together

@DFTRTITAN

2 жыл бұрын

Tied together 🤘

@trashketchup1497

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you’re wearing a diaper 😬

@beautyindarkness8146

2 жыл бұрын

Gnarly dude

@untiedshoelace4319

2 жыл бұрын

You should get that checked, you shit when you laugh

@birthgravy

2 жыл бұрын

No way bruh, that was a tie pun

19:08 peak manipulation 🤨

Watching this video is 2023 is SO FUNNY because they STILL never got to 50k followers, they actually went down to 5k for an embarassingly long time, and then decided to start posting memes in hope of winning people over, when it’s all just facebook jokes that they edited their charecter on. Thankfully they stopped posting in 2022 and have saved my eyes from seeing any more 🙏

”tap here to unlock the icu” kurtis you are killing me

@ron-by5oh

2 жыл бұрын

can you not get a room either? please I’m very injured and in need of medical attention.

@milkyeon9271

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry that Kurtis are killing you because you can always tap here to unlock icu!

@espighty

2 жыл бұрын

So is Covid 👀

@Ellie-st3wi

2 жыл бұрын

costs 30 gems to go to the hospital

@CrystalLia231

2 жыл бұрын

Better unlock the ICU then!

okay but josh saying “well see-well see who she really be seeing at this party” in the most monotone voice is the funniest fckin thing ever

@angelica1427

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO LIFELESS

@heyyitsjude

2 жыл бұрын

My good bro had a whole ass stroke 💀

@whoswallowing

2 жыл бұрын

i havent watched the video yet- 😭😭

@cherryvoid5238

2 жыл бұрын

so smooth 😂

@jenoo_

2 жыл бұрын

@@heyyitsjude hi judy

11:28 I think he said “first one in the pool gets to talk to her first”

kurtis’s josh impression is so scary accurate i can’t

Every time Kurtis names a sway boy I take it on absolute faith that he's not just making up a random name because I would never know.

@dilf2677

2 жыл бұрын

Ok NEWT

@megashima

2 жыл бұрын

@@dilf2677 ok DILF

@dilf2677

2 жыл бұрын

@@megashima that’s an acronym lmfao

@megashima

2 жыл бұрын

@@dilf2677 I know

@dilf2677

2 жыл бұрын

@@megashima ✈️ 😭 < you

kurtis' curly mullet is fucking incredible he looks amazing

@yurimessiah

2 жыл бұрын

ah, to have that hair type..

@janani5556

2 жыл бұрын

I read that as curry mullet and was very confused for a while

@farting358

2 жыл бұрын

yeah

@leviathxns

2 жыл бұрын

@@janani5556 I read it as curly mallet, we're both going thru it

@AshaSara

2 жыл бұрын

I want it tbh

“FIRST ONE IN THE POOL GETS TO TALK TO HER FIRST” oh my god I finally deciphered it

$16 A MONTH?!?!? That’s more than Netflix and Disney+ TF

I hadn't watched any of your videos until yesterday, and now I have watched like 40 of them. good channel

@FormerFuck-up

2 жыл бұрын

Eyy, you're a brilliant creator, Razbuten! Happy to see ya here :-D

@rock_garden_m

2 жыл бұрын

good soup

@tianabelleherrera

2 жыл бұрын

welcome to kurtistown, we hope you stay forever

@Shimmer1Z

2 жыл бұрын

Love that for you, bestie

@elegantdisarray

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome! Just so you understand, there's only one law here. You have to be nice to Kurtis, cause he's the mayor. ✌

Not being on tiktok and hearing "bella porch llama tiktok trend thing" said so casually rattled my bones

@stephmcsteph4324

2 жыл бұрын

Fr I was like wtf is going on over there?

@g.k684

2 жыл бұрын

I genuinely felt distressed at that name

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

I ain’t never heard a more wild name for anything

2 years later and it's at 36k followers.🤦🏾‍♀️

0:20 oh my god i hated that so much i almost threw my laptop across the room jesus christ

Kurtis: sorry im talking so much. it’s literally your job to talk

Wow what a blessed day a dunk on Todd Howard in the new Kurtis video

@kurtisconner

2 жыл бұрын

little subtle dunk!!!

@elonmuskisthicc7133

2 жыл бұрын

Girlfriend Reviews I absolutely adore your videos!

@elonmuskisthicc7133

2 жыл бұрын

I wish you could tell us your opinion on Chris pratt being cast as Mario (I mean its is gaming but Is it enough gaming?) kzread.info/dash/bejne/lGhsx6R7fby7k8Y.html

@sealica6159

2 жыл бұрын

Ooooh girlfriend reviews!!!!

@somwoncool9564

2 жыл бұрын

@@kurtisconner k

It's been 3 weeks... where's our new video Kurtis 😡😡😡

A year later still no episode 2. Did they ever make another one😭😂

Kurtis admitting against his will at gunpoint that he's excited for the Netflix show is honestly one of the best things I've seen in a while

Sad to hear that I’ll never be able to play My Mustache is Fucking Awesome and Sick and I’m Strong as Absolute FUCK on the ps5, what a waste of money 😞

@Katalystic

2 жыл бұрын

He sure got my hopes up 🥺

Whenever Kurtis does that dance, he's tapping into a dimension where *he* was in the Sway house.

"sorry i'm talking so much..." Kurtis this is a commentary channel

Disappointed he never pulled out “no sway Jose” 😔

@ZijnShayatanica

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully he says this when Sway Stories releases episode 2, or never releases it!

@StoutShako

2 жыл бұрын

KURTIS PLEASE RESPOND WE NEED TO HEAR AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAGIC OVERSIGHT

thank you for giving o2l the credit they deserve

@briannamoritz4974

2 жыл бұрын

yesss literally. They were the OG's

@moatrboat

2 жыл бұрын

fr even tho they kinda sucked

@later_babes

2 жыл бұрын

honestly!! feel like every time i see a commentary video about content houses they never mention o2l

@FaithHailey

2 жыл бұрын

@@moatrboat lmfao what? they didn’t suck at all

@chrissymariee3

2 жыл бұрын

@@moatrboat wym??

Kurtis where are you it's been 3 weeks