Episodes options be like: **your crush has asked you out** -throw yourself out the window and ruin any future chances with them {free} -say yes and admit you like them { 4000000 gems}

@sweetyfri

4 жыл бұрын

Google how do you get free gems illegally-- I mean legally?

@gokinezula1689

4 жыл бұрын

fr tho

@C.C.353

4 жыл бұрын

And you end up throwing yourself out the window and ruining any future chances with them regardless of the option you pick

@Nikola-wy6yf

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why i dont play official stories. Also a lot of official ones have LL version and u don’t have to pay for choices

@faparis

4 жыл бұрын

It felt great to be your 1k like 😭

_"Your crush is approaching you. What do you do?_ -Say Hi (40 gems and a kidney) -mass murder (free)

@stupidsanbii

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yes I’ll take the mass murder any day

@QueerAndHunger

4 жыл бұрын

You can say hi if you commit mass murder first

@zombie_6555

4 жыл бұрын

How’s the mass murder free? That’s the best choice!

@AmandaNavarro

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit I just nose laughed into my cereal 😭😭😭

@nyeommyeom

4 жыл бұрын

I spend 40 diamonds and a kidney to say hi and then mass murder

Episode: You’re at your grandmas funeral *Send condolences (100 diamonds)* *Start performing WAP and start yelling very offensive slurs to the open casket (free)*

@jesuschrysler8467

2 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT HAS ME ROLLING IN MY GRAVE JJDHSFHSDFHDFADIFHSDJHSDGHDFGHIFHGSHGSHDS

@Kevindoesedits

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschrysler8467 just like the grandma /j Yeah I’m still going to hell

@jesuschrysler8467

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kevindoesedits LMAO I WAS EXPECTING THAT COMMENT IM GLAD YOU SAID THAT🙏‼️

@mlle7321

2 жыл бұрын

Why is the superior option free?

@miwitistic

2 жыл бұрын

@@mlle7321 uhhh

I remember saving up gems for an outfit in a game and i was at like 40 gems. I misclicked and accidentally spent them on a breakfast in bed. Bitch burnt everything and gave me a bagel

@alexishaynes5609

3 жыл бұрын

im sorry but this is so funny 😂

@user-lp2vz7jx7c

2 жыл бұрын

i chortled out loud at this wtf

@fly2292

2 жыл бұрын

BYE

@onzaligayary3675

2 жыл бұрын

i wheezed 🤣😭

@notanemovampire

Жыл бұрын

i thought you was looking for a mind at work

in every game i name my character “my homie” so everyone who talks to me sound like a really chill bro

@anaxoxo2

4 жыл бұрын

Banana Banana I love it😂

@bearsneezer1929

4 жыл бұрын

Banana Banana imma start Doug that

@imeantloveyou5eva

4 жыл бұрын

genius

@nicholasgarrett742

4 жыл бұрын

@save Felix's hairline its basically non existent her teachers are gonna have fun trying to pronounce that.

@ariclassic621

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Episode is like: Your best friend is happy and getting married! Will you...... A. Agree to be her bridesmaid B. Sleep with her fiancé, have his child, and steal her identity.

@user-uz7tl1ns5g

4 жыл бұрын

literally, then agreeing to be her bridesmaid will cost like 50 diamonds

@hel2727

4 жыл бұрын

The memes about this game are so funny though, I remember this one where two girls are about to kiss, but one is too short, and the options are like: 1. pull her down to kiss her 2. cut her fucking legs off

@ayahernandez8434

4 жыл бұрын

option A: 19 gems option B: FREE

@carltonbanks2351

4 жыл бұрын

And then you always choose B. Because you want to know what happens

@skyandclouds5625

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo

“Kurtisssss is a very polite woman” Guess you could say she’s... Kurtioussss

@rusty852

3 жыл бұрын

that was horrible well done

@lynnrowcliff

3 жыл бұрын

Dear lor-

@kurti.cy.

3 жыл бұрын

T h a n k s

@spookyspaghett1

3 жыл бұрын

This is my 13th reason🥰

@cringe.lordxoxo9129

3 жыл бұрын

@@spookyspaghett1 AHAHAHAGDBDVDJ-

I just read an entire Wattpad story only to realise that this “episode” was based off of it I’m literally so dumb

@cherryblossoms6605

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I'VE READ IT TOO! AND I WAS THINKING WHY THE STORY WAS SO SIMILAR!!

@oonooooooooo

3 жыл бұрын

did that fanfic happen to be about cody simpson

@sk3l3tonnstar

3 жыл бұрын

i called out someone for that once they copied a whole ass episode story and pretended it was theirs in wattpad- They deleted the book and blocked me ✋😭

@sapphirethesapphic

2 жыл бұрын

i remember that story! i wonder if the author ever played the game

@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@oonooooooooo not that I remember

literally kurtis: this is a dumb game Kurtis spending 27 dollars on diamonds because he wants to go out on a date with spencer

@usernameunavailable2490

4 жыл бұрын

isabel collyns you mean blonde kurtis

@geem.6996

4 жыл бұрын

but its relatable

@marygracefellows3768

4 жыл бұрын

wait I thought he said it was only 2 dollars

@Ndrl888

4 жыл бұрын

Orly S 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shakaprio

4 жыл бұрын

* cody simpson

nobody: episode: -breathe (20 diamonds) -die (FREE!)

@birdeynamnam

4 жыл бұрын

Annika Green you spelled “real life” wrong

@inlovewithnana

4 жыл бұрын

Then they make you feel guilty for not spending your money

@dinaaulia5207

4 жыл бұрын

Just what I wanted!

@esobelisk3110

4 жыл бұрын

bunnyblood yeah! I’ve played this game, and they’ll literally have the other characters tell you that you’re boring/hurtful/a coward, or just make really passive aggressive comments on your outfit “choice” (that you made because the other options cost like 40 diamonds). It’s kinda fucked up, especially considering how many tweens use the app, that they’re basically trying to train you into spending diamonds. (then again, maybe I’m just looking too far into it.)

@tfracks

4 жыл бұрын

At least is accurate

no one: episode: Y/N: “oh no! i have nothing to wear to this party!” best friend/roommate/sibling/whatever: “actually i spent all week sleeplessly sewing you a beautiful dress” wear dress: 50 diamonds don’t: free Y/N: “thanks! but i feel most comfortable with what i’m in right now.” bestie: “that’s fine you look great either way” like HUH

@dunkey759

2 жыл бұрын

OMG HELP THE "Thats fine look great either way" LIKE WHYYY IM LITERALLY WEARING PAJAMAS (also your pfp is *chef's kiss*)

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

@@dunkey759 their pfp looked like Emma from The Promised Neverland (no relation to me btw)

@gianna526

3 ай бұрын

That's SO accurate, or it's something like Y/N "All the couples are matching at this party, and (partner) and I will win if we wear matching outfits!" Expensive stylist "I have just what you need!" Adorable matching outfit: 50 diamonds Hot matching outfit: 50 diamonds Sweatpants and t shirts or hideously inappropriate prints like zebra and polka dots: free Y/N "Thanks but we have to get to the party now!" Partner "Are you sure? (mean girl) will win if we don't wear the matching outfits" and then you have to lose the entire game because you didn't want to sell your kidney to get a matching outfit

Your crush is sitting right there! What do you do? -keep sitting but be cute while doing so (100 diamonds) -beat up the toddler at the other table, throw it across the room, stomp it to the ground (free)

imagine staying on the hotel room next to his and all u heard is "I DIDN'T MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON FOR NOTHING"

@gogok529

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@carolineclarke9041

4 жыл бұрын

Yoooo let's go I broke 1000

@wxxzoxne1571

4 жыл бұрын

Hi stay 💌✨

@tylercyanide

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that'd be hilarious! Btw love ur pfp and username

@user-th4ry6tn4r

4 жыл бұрын

made out

"what are you gonna wear to your prom?" -Pretty dress that will get your crushes attention (50 gems + body part) -Trash bag (Free!)

@genericname2747

4 жыл бұрын

Well, a trash bag will definitely get peoples attention.

@pavement8280

3 жыл бұрын

This was actually reversed in another story(?) on there, the party had a weird theme and the option that cost a bunch of gems was just yellow tape and there was a free dress

@mirrorj3002

3 жыл бұрын

Your average Dishwasher wait i remember that

@emi-eg9bu

3 жыл бұрын

@@pavement8280 yeah i know that one

@hannahmarassa5163

3 жыл бұрын

@@pavement8280 haha I played that one

Episode: “You’ve just gotten engaged, what dress will you wear?” *Go to your own wedding in pyjamas (free)* *Wear a wedding dress (40 diamonds + your organs)*

@christinagoodson

Жыл бұрын

to be fair kurt cobain got married in his pyjamas

"Your talking to the person you've always dreamed of dating. They confess their feelings to you." Tell them you feel the same (9,000 diamonds) Kill them in their sleep and sacrifice your first newborn child to a stranger in an alleyway (free)

@kitsunegirl9996

Жыл бұрын

Hi I know this gets thrown around often online but this LITERALLY made me cry from laughter so just thank you so much

@tamiwatchesstuff

Жыл бұрын

I kinda wish I could make an Episode story and put these exact options in there. 🤣🤣

@theobservantsome9095

Жыл бұрын

@@tamiwatchesstuff You’d be doing the Lord’s work

@loca2035

7 ай бұрын

i would honestly pick option two for more drama😂😭

episode: your crush said hi to you at school! say hi back: 20 diamonds literally shit on the floor in front of everyone and ur crush: free

@torimonet8402

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO that’s why I fucken hate episode.

@skyisherelol3492

3 жыл бұрын

At this point I only play official stories for gems

@prash5203

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I LAUGHED TOO HARD

@slickboyist

3 жыл бұрын

You know what I find interesting is that anyone can make a story on episode. So do all the random young girls making an episode just go “Hmmm I’ll have this choice be 20 diamonds and this shittier one be free.”? Cause I doubt the creators of the episodes get any of the diamond money. So I wonder if the episode app owners just go through episodes that are getting traction and slap prices on the best choices without the creators choice. Or somehow they require the creator to have paid choices, which I don’t think that would work because they could just cheat the system and make the paid choice the shit one.

@piya5891

3 жыл бұрын

@@slickboyist actually the story kurtis is playing is an episode official story. The ones which regular people like you and I can make rarely have any choices that require diamond.

That extra greeting is all that gets me through the week

@chahlie.

4 жыл бұрын

I needed this today thank goodness

@lila-rb3tk

4 жыл бұрын

facts 😪✊

@Fluorrrecent

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@wannabe8615

4 жыл бұрын

always

@purpleocean1432

4 жыл бұрын

Before extra greeting: 😔 After extra greeting: 😁

The funny thing is that the user made stories are actually fun to read

@jumi21

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@cherryspice1011

10 ай бұрын

AND CHEAPER

This teacher straight up asked for fanfic of his students

Ok but imagine stabbing someone and then saying “reds totally your color”

@Cecil...

4 жыл бұрын

"What blood type are you???" ... "red"

@godfathababy

4 жыл бұрын

lil sally walker walkin’ down the street-

@alexandraa.9986

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like 3am rn in Switzerland and I’m screaming

@lifeoftalise4390

4 жыл бұрын

becca . She didn’t know what to do so she stepped in front of me

@lifeoftalise4390

4 жыл бұрын

Neveah wildheart is my pen name 😂

Kurtis: “Spencer looks like me” Kurtis: “Spencer looks like Cody Simpson”

@-Manky

4 жыл бұрын

Who put you on the earth UGH 😄

@m_gwb

4 жыл бұрын

kurtis = cody simpson

@tianojames1421

4 жыл бұрын

@@m_gwb edit: Kurtis Conner > Cody Simpson

@sierrajohnson717

4 жыл бұрын

The Spider-Man meme but with kurtis, Cody, and episode boy

@Keyson03

4 жыл бұрын

Through the transitive property: kurtis looks like Cody Simpson

Okay but as a WLW, I can confirm other WLW and me are startled whenever we see each other.

POV: You are watching the first episode to catch up for the final episode he just released

@harrysbuttons.6283

3 жыл бұрын

yep that’s me-

the real title of this video should've been: "I MADE OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON IN THE MOVIE THEATER😲😲 AND GOT DETENTION?!?!?"

@ari-wn4rq

4 жыл бұрын

+18 😣😣😣😣😣😣

@christinarivas4510

4 жыл бұрын

Watch till the end 😱

@Moosechestoose

4 жыл бұрын

Jazmin Ornelas imagine being so funny kurtis pins your comment

@clara-md3qp

4 жыл бұрын

AND I THINK IM PREGNANT!???😨

@hunnibee4478

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forgot the exaggerated face expression on the thumbnail 😂

BRUH HE SPENT 20 DIAMONDS TO KISS CODY AND THE STORY FORCED HIM BACK TO LEAH ANYWAYS LMFAOOOO

@maybutnotaunt

4 жыл бұрын

Princess Ülkü gay rights

@LivPC

4 жыл бұрын

The Episode Original stories suck lol he should go for one of the Fan stories, they don't drain your money with diamond choices

@literallystfu9812

4 жыл бұрын

you’re right i t s a d a m n g a m e, imagine getting that offended by it doing that, its stupid but its really not that serious

@thatsoamine

4 жыл бұрын

naber lan

@sarads7877

4 жыл бұрын

literally stfu i mean it is kinda problematic tho, if people knew the choices were meaningless they wouldn’t spend money on them, would they? They make you think, since it’s a “special option” it’s going to have an impact on the plot, but it actually doesn’t. It’s dodgy.

"Dude my car won't start." *sigh* *beats the hell out of car*

Leah: **spills drink on kurtisssssssss** Also Leah: you totally ruined my shirt!

it's killing me that homegirl LITERALLY TOOK OFF HER SHIRT when kurtissssss had bags full of outfits for some reason

@angelique4213

4 жыл бұрын

Ally Gray omg me toooo

@alinavaysfligel7249

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt even make it that far, im just wondering why she took her shirt off in the middle of the school hallway. i thought maybe they were in the locker room or something, but nope!

@sallajalkanen9240

4 жыл бұрын

im losing my mind😭😭😭😭

@actually_wirt

4 жыл бұрын

Ally Gray I can feel you counting the esses

@angelic-haven

4 жыл бұрын

Ally Gray ALL THE S’S

*you see someone getting beat up in the halls* - Stand up to the bully (100 diamonds) - Join in (free)

@avaorders1269

3 жыл бұрын

this is the best one of these comments😭

@mf1672

3 жыл бұрын

Even if it cost a diamonds I would still join in

@msilva2423

2 жыл бұрын

@@mf1672 What- 😃

@cactus2570

2 жыл бұрын

I READ THAT ""GETTING BEAT UP IN THE BALLS"" LMAO

@nhilz

2 жыл бұрын

oh good the option i want is free

(at 12:43) i didn't realize that this level of discomfort that i am experiencing right now was humanly possible

8:07 if she had those clothes why couldn’t just give the extra top to Leah???

@Cinnaschticks

2 жыл бұрын

Wait... WAIT...

I remember when Demi Lovato shouted at me for wearing coral-red lipstick instead of the 20 diamonds hot red... good times

@danas5846

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@Maryyyyy252

4 жыл бұрын

For real dude I was so mad at Demi that time

@arithedestroy7251

4 жыл бұрын

LMAONFHJDFH SAME I FORGOT ABOUT THE DEMI LOVATO GAME

@edonathedonut6478

4 жыл бұрын

IM DEAD I REMEMBER THATTT

@maddison5120

4 жыл бұрын

The kind of thing that can only happen in Episode 😂

episode be like: it’s your first day at a new school! What will you wear? cute casual skirt! (40 gems) bold dress! (40 gems) fortnite shirt and a trump hat (free)

@karman1377

4 жыл бұрын

Lindsay M omfg I swearrr lmaoo

@Calvin.K.Langat

4 жыл бұрын

Trump hat lmaoooo 😂😂

@peanutbutter4435

4 жыл бұрын

*BFF character*- don’t forget your crush is a Democrat and hates video games!

@jordanh4362

4 жыл бұрын

Peanut Butter nothing has been more accurate

@Judessin

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing with Love island mobile. All the sexy outfits 10 diamonds, basic dress free.

13:15 man you said daaajffkndkdfbdklovelife

I was on a reality show in this game,and my goal was to get married by the end. At one point when my main love interest who my character was madly in love with asked politely if she could kiss me,I had the option to: A. Kiss her (29 diamonds) B. Tell her that she's gross and not kiss her (free)

@helpmejanice8123

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@AmithystCh

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like don't hate the player

kurtis: “they’re messing up my game i chose spencer!!” kurtis after spencer chooses him: ew

@iwantpizza476

3 жыл бұрын

Girls in a nutshell lmao😂

@fandomfrenzy1791

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantpizza476 As a female I have to agree

@draalien

3 жыл бұрын

1,000th like :)

@coltrane1016

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantpizza476 Well his are taught to be all polite which leads to a more indirect form of communication lmao

@birdacorn1115

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantpizza476 bruh

“I miss when free games were actually just free,” fuckin preach it

@WORLD-STAR670

4 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@aishat6838

4 жыл бұрын

I wish developers made games for people to enjoy rather than to just make money from it. Obviously they’re meant to make money from the games they make but they’re just becoming money hungry bastards 🤢

@daviddowie3398

4 жыл бұрын

aishat lol making a living isn’t money hungry. money=paid bills. Get it? I think we should all support game creators. Try to grow up and realize that people have other lives besides making video games.

@quiplo_

4 жыл бұрын

David Dowie yeah but the truth is, a lot of shitty apps aren’t made by random people who want to make a living through making games. They were referring to game developers who work for massive corporations and churn out a shit game for thousands of people to download so that they can make millions with minimal effort. Not all free games are like this, for example Best Fiends has in game purchases but it all goes to charity so I think it’s okay. The app industry tends to be a a ruthless money machine. The money hungry ones are the ones who make shitty apps that they obviously don’t care about to make millions off of kids who download the game without knowing it’s intentions.

@outthepark5766

4 жыл бұрын

@@quiplo_ I'm okay with a single person or a small company making a game with in app purchases it's just gets annoying when huge company make you pay for every little thing you want to do in the game.

10:40 Me. everytime I read a comic and it's being continued on the next episode which is next week

Nobody: Episode: give us your kidney to unlock the next chapter

*naked because I had stains on all my clothes* Oh man i got pizza sauce on my face *peels off skin*

@UwU-yd4vc

4 жыл бұрын

*I'm ded* I don't even know why

@catsplat1272

4 жыл бұрын

@Legendary Maybe because you also peeled off your skin

@tinychild7371

4 жыл бұрын

i actually laughed congrats man

@lifeoftalise4390

4 жыл бұрын

lol this is great

@AshaSara

4 жыл бұрын

why would someone wear the clothes they need for an interview to SCHOOL

Was mindlessly listening to this with AirPods on and when you go “hey Leah oh she can’t hear me she has AirPods in” i freaked tf out for a hot sec lmao

@leahwilliams6

4 жыл бұрын

Leah Blumel sameee

@natashacalif3412

4 жыл бұрын

Oh My God I was listening with AirPods on too 😂

@neegas3490

4 жыл бұрын

@@leahwilliams6 😂😂

@clara.galley

4 жыл бұрын

Love this haha

@hizkias2679

4 жыл бұрын

Gamers rise up

I play fanmade episodes and I was like “I’ll try a app made story it can’t be that bad.” And the options it gave me were so horrible it’s not even funny. GOING TO A BALL: wear nightclub dress (free) wear appropriate dress (20 diamonds). I REALLY LIKE YOU: kiss her (100 diamonds), smile (30 diamonds) shove her away rudely (free)

I know this is the stupidest thing, but I help manage a movie theater. 12:06 is bull, projection rooms are loud as fuck.

Episode- “You just had a baby! Will you...” 1- Love and care for it (30 Diamonds) 2- Set it on fire and crap yourself

@darcey6392

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like that baby's name gonna be Abortshawn 💀

@jerrygeorge4478

4 жыл бұрын

(free)

@kitneyspears

4 жыл бұрын

“the baby’s name is heaven bc that’s where it’s going”

@somesunnyday9011

4 жыл бұрын

EMMANUELLA CANN yeah but it costs a shit ton of diamonds

@rainbcwdream

4 жыл бұрын

3- Eat the baby

"go deeper than you've ever gone before" *that's what she said*

2:23 that person is riding skateboard interestingly

He should have named this video “MAKING OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON????”

@he.said.teenjiejer

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. He should have.

@emz8277

4 жыл бұрын

who’s cody simpson?

@lifeoftalise4390

4 жыл бұрын

@@emz8277 a singer

@saraelnaggar739

3 жыл бұрын

@@emz8277 ītš më, îm çœdÿ śįmpšøñ

@loserbabywipes

3 жыл бұрын

(not clickbait)

Episode: *You are getting ready for a date with Jake* What will you wear? 1. Something hot (20 diamonds) 2. Something cute (20 diamonds) 3. A bath towel (FREE!)

@maureenvowotor4786

4 жыл бұрын

I'm wheezing😂

@peachykeen1409

4 жыл бұрын

I have never laughed more omg

@hannah3970

4 жыл бұрын

That bath towel kinda a look tho

@mockingbird4451

4 жыл бұрын

What about sexy bath towel 😳✌️ hahaha...jk uNlESs

@janah5617

4 жыл бұрын

more like a fucking hot dog costume

Every episode ever: What do you want to wear on your date? A dress - 20 diamonds A box - free

11:07 the teacher just wanted some fan fic 💀

no one: Episode: if you wanna go on a date with Cody Simpson you've gotta give us your first born child

@ambree4233

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@ahorsewithnoname4416

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHA

@georgia7761

3 жыл бұрын

if you wanna go on a date with cody, give us chris phucker!

@noscopegirlzzz4995

3 жыл бұрын

Rumpelstiltskin type shit😭

@Adrianaisapissbaby666

3 жыл бұрын

Also episode: we make babies

Why is the main character’s friend so casual about the coma she was in?? She’s just like ‘lol remember when you were in coma for two weeks, hahaha that was quirky!’

@vonpetty673

4 жыл бұрын

axolotl IM MF DEAD💀💀

@polarwantstosleep2170

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but why is no one talking about the mom's reaction when Kurtissssss said "same old. I'm a mom" when she asked her about her day

@jaimehernandez8333

4 жыл бұрын

Jajajjajaja jajajajajajaja

@KelleeNotKelly

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not like other girls. I was in a coma and lost my memory

@TwiCaCaX

4 жыл бұрын

it is, she aint like any other giRls

14:53 WAIT HE ACTUALLY SAID KINKS 😭😭

@pap-fr

6 ай бұрын

it's almost like the word had more than one definition

Episode: “your talking to your dad on his death bed after he is diagnosed with cancer” *Tell him that you love him and that you don’t want him to go (80 diamonds)* *start twerking and cursing him out and saying that he never meant anything to you (free)*

“I made out with Cody Simpson and for what?”- Kurtis Connor 2020

@L-92761

4 жыл бұрын

indp. iv oh damn that’s neat I thought it was a very throw away comment lol

@maryammuhib

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this comment needs more replies, also here are some sparkles for a good day ✨✨✨

@iamarat7667

4 жыл бұрын

the only way we live on campus is not the same a great time and money and you are doing good I am a very happy and prosperous New and improved and we are not in my head around the matter with you on this one was hurt me and the iced out to me as a great time with your friends have a nice time at your house on Sunday at 4 the same and to the same the iced out so that you can do that and it willing I have to do this and other details I am a very happy and I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this property has I have to go back in touch soon about this opportunity I am a very happy and excited for this week so that you can do that and it will not send to the same Andrew thanks and best of my name on my own personal work on this one was hurt me as a great time. here you needed a comment so here you go

episode: 'it's time for the prom, what do you wear?' -A prom dress you bought specifically bought for the prom (300 diamonds) -Literally show up in clothes you found on the street that are dirty and ripped (free)

@whalienabi

4 жыл бұрын

- Toilet paper (Free)

@NeonSparkels3867

4 жыл бұрын

hello there not anymore, a toilet paper dress now would be worth well over 1000 diamonds

@annulizbeth

4 жыл бұрын

@@NeonSparkels3867 give this man a medal

@kys2049

4 жыл бұрын

That shit is always making me mad

@janedoex1398

4 жыл бұрын

@@NeonSparkels3867 I have toilet paper!,I only want one small diamond. Don't need 300. Just one to sell to make it another month.

not only did episode pull a "oopsie doopsie 2 week memory loss" no one told her about it like she walked in and only after a while did Gina casually mention it

welp time to binge this whole series now that the last one's out edit: can confirm it was a very enjoyable usage of my time 10/10 would recommend

Kurtis I hate to be the one to say this but you have to make a part 2 of this video

@hannah3970

4 жыл бұрын

Catherine Maclaine Marshall agreed

@nejereo2053

4 жыл бұрын

He liked it bc he hates to admit too

@curiouskatsayshello4673

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit. You’re absolutely right.

@itsrey5475

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@TheMidnightUmbreonMC

4 жыл бұрын

I do agree

You should have seen the original art style. It was literally like: 👁️👃👁️ 👄

@rayna7055

4 жыл бұрын

Bro i remember that😭😂

@rachana202

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yaaa..it used to freak me out

@nana-qn1zc

4 жыл бұрын

I liked the older art style of the game

@lifeoftalise4390

4 жыл бұрын

He said he played it when it like first came out when he was younger so I think he has right ?

@bunda9937

4 жыл бұрын

@@nana-qn1zc i like the 2nd style. Like the original was creepy and the newest one is kinda half assed but the middle one was just rightt

"And pls don't look at the bags under my eyes'' zooms in on eyes 👁️ 👁️

I had episode when i was like 10 and all i remember is how INSANE the plotlines were...the main one i played was this royal baby one where my character fell in love with a guy named Sebastian and got pregnant (i didn't really understand sex at this age so i was confused) and of course he was a prince. And then Sebastian's older brother died in a car crash a few years back but PLOT TWIST he survived and was plotting revenge against the couple and was in cahoots with their EVIL MOTHER and yeah that's all i can recall

Kurtis: I think I need to look badass... Episode: *picks an outfit from a 2006 teens church camp*

@sophieheritage478

4 жыл бұрын

hobi wobi lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

@iminlovewithyoongioof

4 жыл бұрын

Ok but ur profile pic is sO CUTE Have a greaat day army:)

@hobiwobi5278

4 жыл бұрын

lil meow meow Awww thanks :3

@hobiwobi5278

4 жыл бұрын

lil meow meow It’s all hoseok tho 😍

@cassieehard2813

4 жыл бұрын

lil meow meow oh what so non-kpoopers don’t get a good day then

Why is no one talking about how the main character looks like 2010 Rihanna

@alephfr

4 жыл бұрын

No. That’s obviously our queen Kurtissssssss

@potatocat5368

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I literally named her Rihanna when I started this story because she literally does

@Jayjay_07

4 жыл бұрын

But she is white

@oonahakala779

4 жыл бұрын

oh na na what's my name looking ass

@kerri6011

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jayjay_07 she looks like a light skinned black person because of the yellow undertones

15:00 "Get ready for married life!" maybe this game should be renamed to "Arranged Marriage Simulator"

This is like the second hand version of Riverdale. They even call her jughead in the beginning.

kurtisssssss and codel: the two bisexual icons we didn’t know we needed

@TessaBrouwer

4 жыл бұрын

lily m I love Codel

@samanthabutler3751

4 жыл бұрын

oh fuck, we need to get these two together!!

@leileilei23

4 жыл бұрын

a match made in heaven

@anshi5098

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSSS

@4ssh4t

4 жыл бұрын

When are they gonna continue that love island game😤

the genuine horror on kurtis's face when he thought the juice leah spilt was blood was a little too real

@toastboom

4 жыл бұрын

lmao reallyyy

@sabrinaly2942

2 жыл бұрын

He really looks like he just saw a murder. I laugh every time

my millionth time watching this and i just realized that the “entrance” leah made was her being brought in by her mom 😵‍💫

At 5:56 I thought she turned around and squirted period blood everywhere

@cupidre1

2 жыл бұрын

lmao Same I thought Leah was on her period-

@BookApocalypse

10 ай бұрын

STOOOP

u missed an opportunity “kurtits”

@hope-mi6lu

4 жыл бұрын

now thats a name

@mcr5truther

4 жыл бұрын

Isabella Vargas Beautiful

@ashleypoper8559

4 жыл бұрын

Dangit! THAT should've been our name. 😣 LoL.

@avery395

4 жыл бұрын

hope OML DANG IT-

@nadismolina

4 жыл бұрын

kurtities

Kurtis: Sure I don't have a preference Also Kurtis: whAT NO I WANTED CODY SIMPSON

@whalienabi

4 жыл бұрын

"I fucking made out with Cody Simpson...and for what?!"

@mekosalmander547

4 жыл бұрын

HaHahahahahhahhahahahahahahhahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@sofiamay-zambrano9890

4 жыл бұрын

Is ur profile pic Gerard way?

@casenrausch6452

4 жыл бұрын

Sofia May-Zambrano yes it is😂

@sofiamay-zambrano9890

4 жыл бұрын

Casen Rausch good. 😂😂

Imagine what the people in the neighboring hotel rooms were thinking after they heard someone next to them yell, ' I just fucking made out with Cody Simpson, in a movie theater!'

4:12 That's...not how a gluten allergy works

@M0no3hr0me

9 ай бұрын

I questioned that too.

Episode be like: “Do you want to: Return the compliment Or Slap them in the face and insult their mother?” But returning the compliment costs one kidney. Pay up!

@katsukibakugo5139

4 жыл бұрын

The Exploraholic True tho-

@germ1017

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO IM CRYING

@tianojames1421

4 жыл бұрын

Aye my kidneys trash! I'll take that deal!

@kestalami

4 жыл бұрын

I'd give up my kidney to slap someone and insult their mother

@GothiiiBerry

4 жыл бұрын

That's some bitlife shiii

Kurtis we need this as a series like Noel’s love island

@dyIannn

4 жыл бұрын

Serina & Mikayla Vlogs OH MY GOD LMAAAOOOO IKR

@marcol7961

4 жыл бұрын

I AGREEEE

@Kimberleygrace03

4 жыл бұрын

Omggg yes!!!

@TwiCaCaX

4 жыл бұрын

oof when cody wasnt even mentioned

@Lex-fo5ci

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but the alternate reality version where he actually uploads

i died when he did the run at 10:12 XD

episode: love interest: leans in to kiss you *kiss them (100 diamonds)* *tell them no politely (20 diamonds)* *roundhouse kick them in the face and quit your job (free)*

@kakakakakakakakkakapo

Жыл бұрын

This is basically episode

kurtis, i would just like to say the extra greeting has changed my life. my skin is clear, my grades are great, and i am so happy. i would definitely recommend subscribing.

@Lovelyclarii

4 жыл бұрын

Ginger Johnson are you also a thicc wizard now?

@gingerdjohnson

4 жыл бұрын

Rosie oh for sure

@NA-mg9wo

4 жыл бұрын

Yee yeee

@semelitsakalou54

4 жыл бұрын

WE GOTTA MAKE THIS THE TOP COMMENT

@MrWhite-ec8cb

4 жыл бұрын

RIP slurpee man 😔

Me: ruins another girl’s shirt Girl: has my exact body proportions Me: has 3 themed outfits with me Girl: really needs a new shirt Me: 🤷‍♀️

@helena5403

4 жыл бұрын

@Saniya Divekar couse they reuse the models 🤷🏻‍♀️

@kurtisconner

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah true hahahah i didn't even realize

@ppose777

4 жыл бұрын

They actually do have a plus sized model in one of the stories.

@mr.doppit2188

4 жыл бұрын

it's a common theme these days

@mirrorj3002

3 жыл бұрын

ᑭIᗰᑭᒪE ᖴᗩᑕE idk what story it is but ik that in some of them when you’re customizing your character you can change your body type

Omg I remember playing the Mean girls story 😭

6:40 "Good idea they got some pans." 😂😂

The 190 dislikes are from teachers with a half shaved bun haircut

@moogaboogaa

4 жыл бұрын

Brooke DoVale there’s a lot of ‘em. damn hipsters.

@jujuskiswim

4 жыл бұрын

This is makin me wanna change my hair

@isaacisis5876

4 жыл бұрын

David Greenleaf Thats exactly why you should let KZreadrs choose your haircut

I honestly thought he was going to call himself kurtissa Shoutout to anna marta, my best friend

@phoenixgracee

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@jaydiia1688

4 жыл бұрын

yess😭that or like kurtina or something

@zoebrinton8652

4 жыл бұрын

DUDE I WAS SO UPSET WHEN HE DIDNT DO KURTISSA

@aynoonafrosa3708

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too. Disappointed

@dagmarbreuker9079

4 жыл бұрын

I thought kurtits for sure

Creator made stories are usually the best ones cause they’re completely free and some people actually have good story lines. But the community can be toxic asf 😭 (coming from someone that was working on coding their own story…)

Episode: “You’re talking to the man you love and your pregnant” *Tell him that you hope the baby has his eyes (29 diamonds) Tell him that you hope it’s your ex’s (free)*

@silaoc

3 жыл бұрын

Wait i-

@elijahwinchester6690

3 жыл бұрын

AH I LOVE YOU, SEAN

@ahumanbeing6172

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl, for a moment I read it as "Tell him you hope the baby has eyes." and I was rather confused.

@pekikvakec6951

3 жыл бұрын

yh shineeeeeee

@nathalia7652

3 жыл бұрын

That literally happened to me 👁👄👁

“your crush just confessed his love for you!” do you: slap his face (free) kiss him (1000 gems) DIVORCE (free)

@moogaboogaa

4 жыл бұрын

Erica Liu wow already married

@adeer87

4 жыл бұрын

Pee in his mouth (free)

@izharramirez2562

4 жыл бұрын

lol so the moral in this game is that currency *does* buy happiness

@hereforcats

4 жыл бұрын

D I V O R C E

@mikuzillas

4 жыл бұрын

Use your stand on him (free)

If you play the user stories you get more options, the normal episodes are just a money grab lol

1:10 poolow

episode: Your crush leans in for a kiss! What do you want to do?! Lean in too (5,000 gems) kiss cheek (500) rip lips off and smile like a maniac (free)

@imselyna

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

@unknown-or3li

4 жыл бұрын

It really be like that💀(890 like)

@admiralgremlin6767

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

@jadegray2730

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny cause it really be like that 💀

@oathswore

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny because that’s really how it is 💀

Kurtis: I want Spencer as my partner! *Leah picks someone else* Kurtis: excuse me??

@marijag

4 жыл бұрын

Kurtis be like: fucking parDON???

@thebestfishinthesea

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp??

@Victoria-ql3oq

Жыл бұрын

​@@thebestfishinthesea 10:55

@7:11 The plot of Christopher Nolan’s Memento

I’d love to see a new one of these annually or something

Episode is one of those games that everyone played at one point and feels guilty about for the rest of their life

@maria-st9no

4 жыл бұрын

trUe

@leahjk97

4 жыл бұрын

I can vouch that this is true

@imacupcake

4 жыл бұрын

Dollstylist041 Poll 6th grade me is feeling called out

@tunafish5462

4 жыл бұрын

I am ashamed to say that I used to play it alot and I still have it on my phone. It says that I haven't played it for 23 weeks and thats alot of time for me. Thank god I stoped this stoopid game!

@Alexis-te3vj

4 жыл бұрын

I would troll with it like make my name Ben Dover

Those absolutely terrible choices like “ Your crush just asked you out do you a ask him out (69 million diamonds) or say no and murder his family” are my favorites.

"You're talking to your best friend and they tell you their dog of 15 years got hit by a car." *Comfort them and tell them that he's in a better place. (100 diamonds)* *Tell them you were the one who ran over their dog and that you're so glad you did it and you hate them. (Free)*

4:42 the one south park episode 💀

@Short_insomniac_

Жыл бұрын

What episode?

@rhabit

Жыл бұрын

@@Short_insomniac_ the one where randy gets the record for biggest shit

@cheesegur

Жыл бұрын

STOPP I forgot about that episode 💀💀

@ScenemoNolRAHHHH

Жыл бұрын

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EPISODE IM WHEEZING💀

imagine walking back to your hotel room and you hear this guy yelling to himself in the room across “I DOOFED HIT MY HEAD FORGOT MEMORY EEEEEPISODE TIIIME”

@octopleb9370

4 жыл бұрын

"I made out with Cody Simpson, and for what?" *speedwalks away*

@sierrajohnson717

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh I thought it was blood”

@microwavedchicken4274

4 жыл бұрын

Or his grunting and weird noises when he was fighting the car

@zubetp

Жыл бұрын

@@octopleb9370 i would speed walk toward the door so i could get more context cmon

Your female name would be Kurtsis.

@cliterally

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated 😩💀

@igorsaker2334

4 жыл бұрын

Or Kurtissa

@ilexdiapason

4 жыл бұрын

i was gonna go for kurtisse

@sreyagazi

4 жыл бұрын

kurtice

@uneasycylinder

4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh kurtsisters!