WE DID IT FOLKS! Sebastian took the video down!! Now hopefully he makes a public donation :)

@probablykaren

3 жыл бұрын

a halfhearted congrats to him

@niftyydraws

3 жыл бұрын

the bare minimum

@ImaginaryFame

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@thegorbachev2645

3 жыл бұрын

hell yea

@24601st

3 жыл бұрын

another dub for kurtistown

Don’t worry Jacob, the hair loss was just making room for the crown 👑

@sebbstree6519

3 жыл бұрын

he actually has a photo on his instagram with a crown:,)

@benjiiss

3 жыл бұрын

yes 😌👑

@anyalaASMR

3 жыл бұрын

this is such a cute comment

@1bingbongtingtong1

3 жыл бұрын

yessir

@poopythicckums2232

3 жыл бұрын

King triton from sponge bob

“I do not respect you” is the strongest way to end a message of all time. I’ve used it only once before, but it’s a complete heater

@chairchairchairchairchair

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t be sayin’ that bro, you’re hurting my feelings😤💪😡

@ghoulstreet

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob had a lot of zingers in this video, but that line is definitely my favorite

@ymiret

3 жыл бұрын

i said that once to a trumpet trump supporter

@anureet123

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, I didn’t see this comment when I made mine, and I thought I read a majority of them. 🙌🏽 10/10 content tho lmao

@user-cw3yc3yk3h

3 жыл бұрын

@@anureet123 Hey, I'm happy for everyone to acknowledge that sentence, I felt it was under appreciated. It's the equivalent of giving a thumbs down instead of flipping someone off while driving. Somehow it hurts more

The fact that they kept saluting to the US flag despite them being Canadian is hilarious

@ionlydodior3452

Жыл бұрын

I literally forgot about that fact 😂

@happyjellycatsquid

Жыл бұрын

Putting more respect on the US flag than Sebastian Balls ever did 😆

@Random-sk6hm

10 ай бұрын

Wait I forgot about that LMAO

@derangeduck

2 ай бұрын

omgg aroace people unite!!!!

@NicoChia-oi8zi

2 ай бұрын

AZIRAPHALE PFP???

The “ I can feel my cancer getting worse “ made me genuinely almost piss my pants

@jilliansmaniotto2326

5 ай бұрын

a classic moment

@talia7883

Ай бұрын

"OOOOOW"

I love that they joke around about his cancer. Like in such a bad situation, they can laugh about it and make good memories for them to have after he beats it

@CrashesCrazy

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I’m happy he found a good way to cope with it though

@trucevideos

3 жыл бұрын

my friend had cancer a year or two ago (she's all good now!! yayyy!!) and one of our friends put like. a nickel and a dime into one of those "donate to kids with cancer uwu" things with like all the tracks and stuff inside (I. don't know if I described that well) like "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CHLOE" and it still makes me SCREAM when I think about it

@genevievebatista6809

3 жыл бұрын

I’m disabled and people will get offended on my behalf when I make jokes about it. It’s just so much better to laugh about something and see it in a good light than to skirt around it unless it’s about pity. I really enjoyed the jokes about his cancer because I saw myself in them, and anyone who thinks they’re “tasteless” just obviously hasn’t been in that position

@izzytepe

3 жыл бұрын

@@genevievebatista6809 ikr! my brother died from a drug overdose three years ago, but me and my best friends CONSTANTLY joke. Its better! (he was cremated so thats where most of the humor forms from)

@booksnbones5881

3 жыл бұрын

I really wanted to like your comment, but it was at 420 and I couldn't be the one to change that. Nice comment.

I think Jacob's running gag of raising his hand and having a statement rather than a question is not getting the respect it deserves

@thepieeater8458

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes!! I laughed so hard everytime and it didn't get old

@quincyingalls1769

3 жыл бұрын

he is RIGHT

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

It's hysterical

@burgerhouseinthehouse2079

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that he raised his hand but I never noticed that they were statements and not questions.

@ryleighbark7353

3 жыл бұрын

i do that so i can enter conversations, it became a habit lol

As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know? Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊

@obiwankenobi9141

Жыл бұрын

I hope you get better soon, and if you don't, I hope you rest easy and have your own special place in paradise.

@paomedley

Жыл бұрын

WISH U THE BEST

@Clefablestarz

Жыл бұрын

Best wishes!!!!!! Hope you beat cancers ass into a pulp

@anunknownentity5070

Жыл бұрын

Hope you beat it!!

@ColorWheel87

11 ай бұрын

Get better bestie As Jacob said: watch Sebastian Balls

Update on Balls!! He hasn't posted in a year thank god. Hopefully it stays that way. To everyone who are victims of SA or abuse of any kind, you are so strong and I give you so much support. Sebastion is an awful person for making such videos and making light of those awful situations.. Anyone who is gone through that, I am here for you. Using trauma for views isn't funny. It isn't cute.

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

9 ай бұрын

I'm a guy, but as a submissive virgin, I actually WANT to be kidnapped and used. It personally sounds hot to me 🤣

@whoreofskelligeisles

6 ай бұрын

I hope Kurtis pins this or at least likes it, idc how old it is

@StopXPlease

5 ай бұрын

@@whoreofskelligeisles Kurtis actually talked about Sebastian recently on his podcast, because recently Sebastian returned to youtube.

@pussycat2022

4 ай бұрын

And what he said?@@StopXPlease

@scentist_error

Ай бұрын

Good news (unless there is some sort of second channel I have not found yet)! Mr. Sebastian Skittleshair Army Balls posted like 2 shorts and then disappeared again, so we're fine

Let's ignore the brain cancer jokes for a sec and actually wish good luck to Jacob and hope that he gets better very soon and without complications! (Also, there is no chance that Sebastian Balls videos weren't the reason for Jacob's brain cancer)

@lelemi623

3 жыл бұрын

He already finished his chemotherapy sessions, hope he is fine now

@enzoisrandomnessjl2332

3 жыл бұрын

You spelt Bails wrong lmao

@hebaahmad2108

3 жыл бұрын

EnzoIsRandomness JL balls

@enzoisrandomnessjl2332

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blue-sk7nm Oh, my bad

@wyko.liability

3 жыл бұрын

My best friend died to brain cancer, so this hits close to home. I really hope Jacob gets better.

y'all's chemistry is just. immaculate. it's really friendship o'clock right here

@ryannbastion7233

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@try2bchilledout417

3 жыл бұрын

Ya beat me to it. Couldn’t agree more.

@Ya_Boi_Shaggy

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!! Many youtube collab’s feel forced or not as natural so it’s good to see our boi Kurtis enjoy himself

@charlottejun-olm6112

3 жыл бұрын

yes!

@ratboygirl

3 жыл бұрын

boys support boys

i remember watching this video every day a year ago my dad had cancer then, he was really sick, was 60kg, couldn't eat or drink, but we were all staying really positive about the situation he died, it was a fucking tragedy i can't even put it into words how shocking it was since he was really getting better in his last days (or maybe that's just the thing when a person is dying their body does this really confusing thing before death) i miss him a lot, the memories are scary and beyond sad but jacob's videos calmed me down with how funny he was and how positive he was about his cancer i used to watch multiple creators with cancer then and all of them are in remmission now cancer is a bitch, i'm so glad jacob is okay now, he's a great guy honestly i love him so much

@jessicamendoza1133

2 жыл бұрын

hope your doing ok

@biccnesse

Жыл бұрын

I’m here for you

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

Cancer sucks fucking balls. Sorry for your loss. If it’s any consolation I’m sure your dad was heartwarmed to be able to spend his last days with his family.

@rk800android

11 ай бұрын

I'm incredibly sorry. We're here for you.

@gremlinanger

11 ай бұрын

I’m so sorry that you lost your dad, cancer is the absolute worse I hope you are feeling ok x

the part at 11:46 where he leaves and says "i need to go to the war right now" is so hilarious to me

@elisecode2212

Жыл бұрын

Her “you’re ly-the *war*?!” got me

@literal-legend19

6 ай бұрын

“I need to go to the war right now” 🏃‍♀️ 💨

@cricketjuices

6 күн бұрын

@@elisecode2212 reminds me of that vine of the guy saying the bugs are following him and his mom just says "the *bugs*?!"

On an entirely serious note, I hope Jacob’s cancer journey goes okay. It is a hard road that does not treat people lightly, and I really wish him the best. It is amazing to see him continue to be happy and stay lighthearted. Keeping yourself optimistic really does help. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we’re rooting for you and cheering you on.

@_peepee_

3 жыл бұрын

i was looking for a comment like this... brain cancer is serious shit and while im glad hes able to make jokes and be positive, my heart truly hurts for him.

@sarahr6301

3 жыл бұрын

Having positive energy really does help slow the progression of cancer! It’s hard to do in those times but it really is one of the key factors to help beat it (obviously aside from medical treatment)

@zebbr0s

3 жыл бұрын

yes!

@skele3620

3 жыл бұрын

I’m really worried about him because he seems like a sweetheart. My dad died after a three year battle with brain cancer that ruined his sight and balance and was horrible. I hope his fiancé/wife will be ok through this too.

@ShenJones

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I thought the cancer thing was a joke? 😩

“i can feel my cancer getting worse” sENT MEEEE

@Batmantherealbatman

3 жыл бұрын

*OOOWWWE*

I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform

@death_m3t4l_octopus

Жыл бұрын

Wait… people die from sa?

@kaaegin3314

Жыл бұрын

@@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa. TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim… The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses. The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc

@obiwankenobi9141

Жыл бұрын

@@death_m3t4l_octopus I think you were taking "Survivor" a bit too literally

@ColorWheel87

11 ай бұрын

I think he doesn’t understand

@fuzzyotterpaws4395

9 ай бұрын

As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣

“You look like you’re gonna go hunting in a Sephora” is the most obscure roast I’ve ever heard lmfao

Sebastian: deletes social media Jacob: *beats cancer*

@illstealyourkneecaps694

3 жыл бұрын

*le gasp* The sacred number

@Lucifersfursona

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like when they closed up Genghis Khan’s tomb

@virginiarobison1609

3 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I think not

@roobee1234

3 жыл бұрын

Is it really a coincidence

@kaidenb.7299

3 жыл бұрын

Did he actually beat cancer???

“I do not respect you” is such a powerful way to end a text, or any written correspondence. 10/10 will be using

@liv8095

3 жыл бұрын

damn that's so powerful like how do u even respond to that

@clothildaasoalla545

3 жыл бұрын

"Ive met you...your respect means nothing."

@anna_banana414

3 жыл бұрын

Even more powerful if you use it in person 😳

@seeve2274

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t use on women so it would do me no good in an argument

@yamomma2259

3 жыл бұрын

@@seeve2274 why can't you use it on women? I say if your a bad person your a bad person, don't matter your gender

"baby you know you want it" idc that this is an old video. Idc that he took the video down. That thing still sends shivers down my spine.

i genuinely forgot his last name was actually bails and referred to him in my head as sebastian balls for the longest time. i blame you two for this.

@hnichole

4 күн бұрын

Same, genuinely misremembered his name as Sebastian Balls until I rewatched these vids 😭

Jacob: *sends a well written text to Sebastian* Kurtis: “I’m just gonna send him a pic of Big Chungus

@gioovannabp

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's fair

Jacob is handling having cancer better than I did losing my headphones. I'm actually so proud of him.

@l0v3doctor

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Rabbitts I feel this

@noriii

3 жыл бұрын

same when i lose my glasses i have a whole breakdown and cry then find it 2 secs later

@thegoods7011

3 жыл бұрын

^ lmao same. I remember how one time in school I had left my glasses in the gym, and how hard I was trying not to cry about it while explaining it to the teacher

@asteria9182

3 жыл бұрын

@@noriii I felt that in my soul

@lovettakamara9726

3 жыл бұрын

nori when that happens I have to get my sister to find them because I can’t see anything. And then they are right where I left them

4:43 this is why i love this duo. i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.

@alexschneider1667

Жыл бұрын

It’s like them texting Sebastian balls and kurtiss just like “imma send him big chungus”

@hat7475

Жыл бұрын

@@alexschneider1667 exactly! that is the highlight of this point 💀💀

Every year I come back for the “where were you… when sebastian balls joined the army?”

Honestly, Sebastian should just delete his channel entirely. He is a terrible human being and he never learns from his mistakes. Just a circle that repeats itself. And to Jacob, I'm sending hugs your way. Hope you will be alright as soon as possible. We love you

@burntc

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like his whole energy would be invested better as an animateur (not sure whether the word exists in English, they are people who are hired to be energetic and do fun activities with hotel guests or their kids or on conventions or in theme parks)... not everyone has to be a content creator.

@hildasnails5961

3 жыл бұрын

@@burntc agreed

@Haileyyyo.o

3 жыл бұрын

Nicole i looked at his ig and some of his posts are very suggestive and he definitely knows he has a child audience so i wouldn't feel comfortable with him around my kids or y'know anyone. ever

@burntc

3 жыл бұрын

@@Haileyyyo.o maybe he thinks he has to create suggestive content to generate an audience. If clicks are no longer a deciding factor - who knows. Just saying that there are jobs more suited for him with less influence. And safer.

@Haileyyyo.o

3 жыл бұрын

Nicole I know what you're trying to say i want going more for a joke kind of feel but i'm pretty serious about making uncomfortable posts toward kids. He shouldn't work with kids imo

the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant. also all cops are balls

@daltonbedore8396

3 жыл бұрын

its narcissism. remember the look and just stay clear of people like that (theres about 1 in every 10 people)

@NameName-yj7lp

3 жыл бұрын

He’s milking it so much- like Yknow I get for being scared of it but this????

@tangytim6699

3 жыл бұрын

It's pathetic imo

@jake-bg1qp

3 жыл бұрын

everyone with haikyuu pfp is so good and fresh agh ily

@kaitlynwoods376

3 жыл бұрын

@@jake-bg1qp awww that’s so nice thank you so much!!!

honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man

@shaunamurtagh2572

Жыл бұрын

omg heart* btw

@Honestlytweaking

Жыл бұрын

Hey! I grown up being SA, just know it is not your fault and that you’re a strong human being!

@shaunamurtagh2572

Жыл бұрын

@@Honestlytweaking thank you so much and you too!! i hope everything is okay for you 💖💖

@radiostaticboy

Жыл бұрын

i hope you're doing alright now!

@shaunamurtagh2572

Жыл бұрын

@@radiostaticboy definitely heaps better now, thanks so much!!

kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it

The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.

@savanna3019

3 жыл бұрын

and they really thought it was soooooooo funny, like ugh i’m done with ppl like him

@Blankult

3 жыл бұрын

Edgy kids want to see that

@tsukki9345

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blankult as someone who was edgy as shit as a kid, that isn't something I would have found funny at all.

@Blankult

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsukki9345 not all edgy kids are the same, but there's definetelt an audience

@mari-ok6jk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blankult yes and that audience is ~psychopaths~

The fact that Jacob is able to have such a positive attitude about his cancer and make jokes and stuff is honestly inspiring as hell. Stay healthy my dude. You got this shit

@omgitsabbie

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I'm a new fan but I fucking love these boys

@ellw7830

3 жыл бұрын

+

@whichwitch96

3 жыл бұрын

And then there's Sebastian like my dad's coworker got Covid... Nice knowing y'all 😔

@kenzieelizabeth7558

3 жыл бұрын

niftysheep his doctors said he should beat it as long as he stays on treatments

@raimarafiq6853

3 жыл бұрын

@@omgitsabbie Welcome to Kurtistown Abbie! I've been for quite a bit, about 2 years and everyone here has been wonderful! We're so excited to have you joining us as a citizen! I know this welcome is a bit late, but better late than never, eh?

lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀

3 years later and I still quote “cashmere balls” like once a week

“It’s not his fault.” “ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ.”

@dogshit8565

3 жыл бұрын

_yws_

@rynn6615

3 жыл бұрын

Why does this have 3.5k likes but only 2 replies?!

@mooshuroom

3 жыл бұрын

3*

@dd3854

3 жыл бұрын

Lily Lavender 4*😼

@thesilliestofbillys

4 ай бұрын

5...

so like, who’s gonna tell mr. balls that sexually harassing someone under the guise of a prank is sexual harassment.

@embrejo2204

3 жыл бұрын

PREACH

@aestheticweirdo5606

3 жыл бұрын

probably a lawyer

@somkeshav4143

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure she was in on the "prank" tho in all honesty.

@semicolon.advocate

3 жыл бұрын

she was definitely in on it, but you're 100% right

@suckiiiit9368

3 жыл бұрын

You’d think people would’ve learned from Sam Pepper 😖

This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.

@giddy4600

Жыл бұрын

rlly brave commenting this 💙

@skydaddysfav6196

Жыл бұрын

@@giddy4600 Thank you

@giddy4600

Жыл бұрын

@@skydaddysfav6196 np

@hrtthanni

Жыл бұрын

i hope ur doing better

@wormofalltime

Жыл бұрын

I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜

Watching this in 2024, thankfully all KZreadr apology videos since this have been completely normal and good

@Green.and.gay.

3 ай бұрын

Definitely very good apologies that perceived themself out to the world as forgivable

@2hark2ona2elly

2 ай бұрын

Yup! None that absolutely sucked :3

I can’t believe Sebastian Balls literally gave jacob brain cancer, so rude of him 😔

@wo-lien6069

3 жыл бұрын

ginger johnson ikr, how dare him 😾

@inesepaegle2631

3 жыл бұрын

HiS nAmE I bAiLs AnD nO hE dIdNt!

@goeeey

3 жыл бұрын

@@inesepaegle2631 balls*, also yes he did 😹😽

@6a6ey87

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😞

@Equa11ysurl

3 жыл бұрын

I know! He should make an apology 😣

"you know you want it" is so disrespectful to people who've lived through sexual assault and I'm so annoyed

@kel4211

3 жыл бұрын

FR

@2phantasies

3 жыл бұрын

ik it pisses me off hearing it

@urxvtym

3 жыл бұрын

Same :/

@emmalorky

3 жыл бұрын

it’s awful!

@naww8210

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t go through SA but I’ve been catcalled b4 and I it’s so fucking scary I can’t imagine ppl who have been through SA

I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.

@obiwankenobi9141

Жыл бұрын

that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.

kurtis' no extra greeting apology was better than sebastian ball's apology

@quinnthequeer9477

3 жыл бұрын

Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"? Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

The fact he was taking the piss on that one and still being better than a "sincere" apology speaks volumes how bad Sebastian's was

@elliem.9408

3 жыл бұрын

Quinn the queer queen Omg🤣🤦‍♀️ I can’t

The fact that Kurtis didn’t do the normal “don’t go leave this guy a bunch of hate,” shows that he’s mad about this, and I love it. Sexual assault isn’t a punchline.

@Brooke-gb2hx

3 жыл бұрын

♥️

@madisonc5643

3 жыл бұрын

💗

@cirese2570

3 жыл бұрын

🍎

@knoxjerky

3 жыл бұрын

🎈

@astronautt.4247

3 жыл бұрын

🧚

Jacob and Kurtis: "he takes directions really well" Everyone: "delete the video, donate the money" Sebastian: "No"

I'm watching this video 3 years later, and the video is STILL live on his KZread channel.

@Charsity

17 күн бұрын

And I should be clear - I'm talking about the SA video

"you're disrespecting a future US army soldier."

@calcifezra

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated lol

@mirandasosa7370

3 жыл бұрын

Yg6uhw7h7hwU8WH AHAHAHAH

@sophie5967

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@starryplace127

3 жыл бұрын

bro 😭😭😭😭

@Mimi-vh5gu

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

The contrast between Jacob with ACTUAL BRAIN CANCER and Sebastian who knows someone who has Covid and now thinks he's about to drop dead... yikes. Big love to ya, Jacob. My family is brain tumour central.

@pigeon842

3 жыл бұрын

Brain tumour central😭💀

@magnusandalec

3 жыл бұрын

brain tumor central here too, mine is on my pituitary!!

@procrastinationismyprofession

3 жыл бұрын

he doesnt even know if he has covid he said hes "waiting for the test results" hes just trying to get sympathy

@Snail.Slurpee

8 ай бұрын

LMFAOOO “my dads coworker..tested positive for cuh ved 19..” IM DYING

This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.

This video is just two grown men laughing at the word balls and it's the best thing I've ever seen

It's really weird, because Sebastian has that energy that feels both homophobic AND gay at the same time EDIT:As a heads up this wasn't an invitation for straights to stereotype gays

@ieatchalk3934

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's really weird and kind of scary 😳 I wouldn't want to be in the same room as him ever 🏃

@ohnocringe3224

3 жыл бұрын

me in 7th grade

@basicallystevenuniverse511

3 жыл бұрын

I agree he does seem like that lol

@wishingwell_333

3 жыл бұрын

kalvin garrah enters the chat

@garlicbread3170

3 жыл бұрын

So... Ellen?

my heart actually dropped when Jacob said he has brain cancer, i really really really hope he’ll be ok :’))))

@Ninibug8325

3 жыл бұрын

Follow him on Instagram lol he posts updates

@sealogic4552

3 жыл бұрын

From what I’ve read it sounds like odds are he’ll be fine

@ollie2639

3 жыл бұрын

@April Mercer yeah, I think in another video or something he said that as long as he just makes sure he does the treatments he'll be fine and should be recovering well.

@sophia7715

2 жыл бұрын

Ik this is a year old but according to another comment he’s now cancer free!

@Mikehunt129

2 жыл бұрын

They just made a recent video together and he’s doing well

i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo

Arguably my favorite Kurtis video. Love their chemistry and they were just on one with their comedy. I love Jacob and Kurtis sm.

**begins typing out a Mr.Clean joke** “I had brain cancer.” **immediately backspaces**

@izzieredmond2526

3 жыл бұрын

He would probably chuckle tho

@repulsethemonkey1396

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok he made one for you

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I was about to crack a joke about hitting the drugs hard and then he said it. Damn. I'm glad to see he seems to be staying strong. And tbf he should get some good drugs for a bit! 🙏

@amethyst1989

3 жыл бұрын

SAME! I was gonna make a joke that Kurtis stole all his hair but then he said it and I back pedaled.

@mack7235

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I’m using “I do not respect you” as my email signature now

@GA_131

3 жыл бұрын

How to be classy while writing to your enemy

@bigasspockets

3 жыл бұрын

@@GA_131 update: I signed an email “Help, Isabel” within the last week so things are not going well

@cynicalbutterscotch6581

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigasspockets I’m curious to know what happened

@bigasspockets

3 жыл бұрын

@@cynicalbutterscotch6581 luckily my TA was very nice and helped me out haha

@cybe3rr277

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigasspockets this is so fucking funny

this is literally my comfort video

@myaaa46

Жыл бұрын

mine too 😭 i love watching kurtis an jacob they are so funny together

Even though he said "this is not offensive", I think it is still "offensive" for some more reasons than this but, one of them is that my dad was in the Army and he was in there 22 years and he was deployed multiple times. He now has PTSD and takes medication for that. I think that it is really shty for someone to do that. I like how Kurtis and Jacob can for real make jokes about the army and actually make them JOKES

"does he have cancer?" "no." *"well i do."* JACOB NO

@JayvisionTV287

3 жыл бұрын

do you think he legit have cancer? I'm kind of concerned.

@poohc8269

3 жыл бұрын

**JAYVISION** yh he definitely does

@localyoko4203

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayvisionTV287 I think Curtis and him wouldn't joke about that topic like that and tell that he has it if he hasn't.

@JayvisionTV287

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the insight I also figured they wouldn’t joke about it

@FukaiKokoro

3 жыл бұрын

**JAYVISION** go to his KZread channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.

I like how he has cancer but still makes jokes and stays strong.

@FaiaHalo

3 жыл бұрын

I know RIGHT? He's so strong and inspiring, tbh.

@54Luca69

3 жыл бұрын

I’m only gonna read the first 6 words

@jrod19437

3 жыл бұрын

Good on him for staying strong

@tamara7301

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Extremely strong❤️

@vayyby

3 жыл бұрын

@@54Luca69 I like how he has cancer- 💀💀💀

5:36 Sebastian:I want to remove infront of you guys Also Sebastian:*privates the video instead of deleting it*

i always come back to this video just to watch “you make my heart go skittles color”

kurtis: i feel bad cause after we made a video you got brain cancer jacob: are you saying that sebastian bails gave me brain cancer kurtis: i wouldn’t say that jacob: *i would*

@hEllOhEllO-ge5en

3 жыл бұрын

Damnnnn 1.1k likes and NO comments, first one lol

@user-dk9jq6cj7q

3 жыл бұрын

Seck ind

@emily1070

3 жыл бұрын

@@hEllOhEllO-ge5en thank you

@hEllOhEllO-ge5en

3 жыл бұрын

😂you’re welcome!

@satansniece3322

3 жыл бұрын

😆

In all seriousness this dude being able to joke about his cancer is some real strength, you go glen coco

@juliajello3558

3 жыл бұрын

GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!

@tylerk6972

3 жыл бұрын

4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO

@knilla2k

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@colleenc.9900

3 жыл бұрын

❤️🙌

@AshaSara

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliajello3558 annnd none for Gretchen Weiners bye! Who sent that?

THE FACT SEBASTIAN CALLS IT CUVID 19 😭

@BoxOfToasters

12 күн бұрын

Uh man, I hupe I dun't get CUVID 19!

as a repitive rpe and s/a victim i love Mr balls and i appreciate him saying no offense it really showed me he has no bad intentions and really cares about victims :3c /s

why is no one talking about how sebastion litteraly says 'I need to go to war right now' and grabs his bag and runs. it made me cry laugh

@ifartedandittickledmybuttc9813

3 жыл бұрын

in his white air force 1s 😂

@justintierno

3 жыл бұрын

That shit had me doubled over.

@justintierno

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin Skywalker dude if you hit him you’ll be disrespecting a future us army soldier

@staceex0

3 жыл бұрын

Justin Tierno lmaoooo

@bettercallsaull

3 жыл бұрын

this!

“Boys will be boys” is reserved for when boys are losing their shit at the phrase army balls

@thomaslewman7198

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely

@quinnthesis3698

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah definitely that made me laugh really hard

@sidukaszs

3 жыл бұрын

All cops are balls

@Turner_Strait

3 жыл бұрын

Correct!!

@humanbeing5546

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely!!

Can I just say, I massively appreciate the time that Kurtis takes when editing to write the actual captions instead of closed captions done by KZread. They make me enjoy these videos even more.

1:19 why did this make me realize that jacob really looks like mr clean, like the bone structure, eye color, nose, eye wrinkles, forehead wrinkle, ears, neck, the shirt, Jacob Sharpe is fuckin Mr Clean #conspiracy

if sebastian doesn't apologize for giving jacob brain cancer i'm gonna report his channel

@lilyfetterman2425

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS FUNNY AS SHMACK

@n16701

3 жыл бұрын

ella wait what omg I’m going to hell

@sebastianuglyrat

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for giving him cancer

@arantxakatsuki7528

3 жыл бұрын

Samee

@idk-yd5hf

3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Is an Ugly Rat42069 APOLOGIZE MORE

Bro if he joined the military he would have been Private Balls

i am half of the views on this video I CANNOT STOP COMING BACK TO IT

When Kurtis prefaced the “don’t wait till marriage” video with “tw: sexual assault” It took me a second to realize that was Kurtis and not Balls. He didn’t even warn anyone. Kurtis had to do it for him.

@KayWill04

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the least he could've done considering the fact that he apologised for posting that ab*se video

@orieking

3 жыл бұрын

of course, cause people like that don't want to admit/acknowledge their behavior qualities as sexual assault/harassment

"You've got FREAKING brain cancer." "Aw, shoot."

@bella-jx4pk

2 жыл бұрын

"aw shöūt."

@notapseudonym678

2 жыл бұрын

10:15

@odi___

2 жыл бұрын

i didn't get it 🥺

@archiermanilo23

2 жыл бұрын

@@odi___ It's just a funny thing to say at the severity of getting brain cancer.

@jafie4787

2 жыл бұрын

I can feel my Cancer getting woorse!

I like how dude is like “I need to go to the war right now!” Like bro is gonna immediately get sent to a war zone

I have to say that Jacob is really strong for being able to joke about his cancer. I would be inconsolable.

Sebastian: "I don't mean to offend anyone: the army, the navy, or the marines." The air force:

@bri2149

3 жыл бұрын

the coast guard:

@matthoffman5841

3 жыл бұрын

@@bri2149 the Space Force:

@toomanyfandoms_probably2020

3 жыл бұрын

Matt Hoffman Offend the Space force plz.

@spidermanbruh

3 жыл бұрын

my brother is joining the air force

@shrxvxni07

3 жыл бұрын

@@spidermanbruh ooh i wish him luck

Jacob saying “I have brain cancer” literally made my stomach drop

@lictxn

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same!! I was so sad! 😢

@dubu-itis1795

3 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT HE JUST SHAVED HIS HEAD AND WAS JOKING😭

@cyddi3919

3 жыл бұрын

same, i have had a lot of friends pass away of cancer. its really sad.

@Batmantherealbatman

3 жыл бұрын

@@dubu-itis1795 OMG SAME BRUH I CANT BELIEVE IT

@nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711

3 жыл бұрын

I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha Jacob: I have brain cancer Me: trying too hold back tears

this is my comfort video

@swag-lx5ds

Жыл бұрын

same i always come back to it

As a victim of domestic abuse myself (though mine was parental not romantic) thank you speaking up about this. Joking about this stuff is not okay, it ruins lives.

“The test results came back, you shoulda rung that bell” I’M CRYING

@jasmineskye6197

3 жыл бұрын

i literally read this as it happened in the videolmaooo

@jinnie4271

3 жыл бұрын

I literally spat my cereal back into the bowl cause I was laughing

the fact that he didn’t look like a carrot in his apology video is the equivalent of beauty gurus filming their apology videos from their phones

@wyatt8085

3 жыл бұрын

don’t forget that he was on the floor so it seemed more real lmaoo

@Marimoxley

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 literally so true, I wouldn't be surprised if his next apology was him with a grey hoodie crying

@wyatt8085

3 жыл бұрын

TheWolvesAndMe YT omg yea lmfaooo, don’t forget the shot of him setting up and turning off the camera, sitting in his kitchen floor crying, and slowly making the apology about himself

@Marimoxley

3 жыл бұрын

@@wyatt8085 😂😂😂

@samalemany6218

3 жыл бұрын

I was legit thinking this cuz even beauty gurus don’t wear makeup in their “apology” videos and try to look torn

It makes me so happy to watch the new vids to see that Jacob beat cancer

This video is from ages but i need to put this out to the world in some way and this one of my comfort videos and is related to the topic so im doing it here. During quarantine ive come to realize that i was sa by a person that I really trusted at the time. I say i come to realize it bc when we talked about having sex i said i wasnt ready so she "convinced" me of doing it, saying that she lost at the same age i was so it was not a big deal. I was only 14. At the time i didn't realize how much i felt and was manipulated by her and her actions. She controlled what i did and i didnt want to disappoint her. When she ditched me to be with someone else i felt so unworthy of being loved, and that the inly thing people viewed me as was a way of being satisfied. To this day i still feel this way with every relationship that i have and i can never trust anyone fully. This is not a joke, this is a traumatic event that so many people go thru. Thank you kurtis for making this video and doing the best you can to help the people that gone trough this trauma.

@obiwankenobi9141

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I hope that you have gotten help and are in a much better place now. The sad thing is that she’s probably doing it again to another poor victim. It’s awful how sexual abusers will try to take advantage of young impressionable people who either don’t know or don’t have the willpower to say No.

@Sanaryy

Жыл бұрын

@@obiwankenobi9141 i know she also manipulated other people bc she got with a lot of people around me as well. I wish i could have said something back then, but at least she is in another country now so i dont have to see her ever again, or i hope so. Also, since then a lot of people come to realize how toxic and manipulative she was (bc she did to so many people) so it would be very hard for her to do it again, at least to the people around me.

kurtistown is a place of acceptance and also bullying people we don't like

@tylerthompson7461

3 жыл бұрын

Only the ones that deserve it

@user-zk8le1bf4m

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Equa11ysurl

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, comrade.

@CaptIronfoundersson

3 жыл бұрын

I accept that.

@taniani884

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not defenceless so it’s not bullying. Calling out more than bullying.

3 years later, and "sebastian skittles-hair army cas balls" is still the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard

Jacobs attitude about his cancer is honestly so inspiring.

@ashikjaman1940

3 жыл бұрын

@Kabo Chang Yes.

@deereye87

3 жыл бұрын

Imaan Haider Same

@BootsofButter

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has cancer (not brain) and has not always had the greatest attitude... I agree and want to be more like him 🥺

@lobaloxrajobs9354

3 жыл бұрын

wait does he actually have cancer? or is he just bald?

@lobaloxrajobs9354

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitskienjoy3r oh i see, thanks pal

usually i put videos at 2x speed because i have a short attention span but the one exception is this video because their delivery is so perfect

That "aw shoot" was the most Canadian thing ever.

@kylaajm3411

3 жыл бұрын

Next to Douche Canoue

@callmedisappointment7374

3 жыл бұрын

10:18

@simone991

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylaajm3411 douche canouche

@kylaajm3411

3 жыл бұрын

@@simone991 you're hired

imagine a child who is getting sexually abused but is too young to understand watching these videos and becoming normalized to it like thinking its okay and its just a prank...imagine how damaging that could be

@rice7160

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY. This shouldn’t be normalized, especially to impressionable children. It’s disgusting that he’s profiting off of this.

@xxcallmeniaxx3272

3 жыл бұрын

As a survivor of childhood sexual assault those kids are gonna be so confused and feel bad because they see them laugh after and think "well I must be doing something wrong if I didnt laugh and feel better after" its really sad thinking about that

@emmalorky

3 жыл бұрын

omg! that’s horrible, i didn’t even think about that! horrible!

@lucai_2860

3 жыл бұрын

This sort of happened to me when I was younger. Obviously these KZread pranks weren’t around weren’t around but being surrounded by people telling you “it’s not that serious” and to just “get over it” is extremely damaging. I’ve only been able to get help these last few years because for upwards of 10 years I’ve believed I was in the wrong. I can only imagine how hard it must be for assault survivors nowadays since it’s now considered MAINSTREAM ENTERTAINMENT that ANYONE can see. While most of the people here agree this is awful, the painful truth is that the majority of people who watch this prank shit think it’s nothing to worry about or even think it’s funny. I’m sorry I didn’t really mean for this to turn into a rant but this insensitive prank shit just gets me so goddamn heated.

@wil7216

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucai_2860 as a young person who was assaulted when I was 5, all this shit normalising sexual assault in kids these days is really damaging. I didn't even consider it assault until a week ago (partly because I repressed the memory) and the person who assaulted me was also a minor. I don't want to go into too much detail, but basically he pressured me into touching his private parts and letting him touch mine and a bunch of media normalises kids being sexual and stuff and its really enraging to see because kids who are like me will brush off their assault because people told them its "normal" and won't realise its bad until years later.

i go back and rewatch these vids once in a while bc you two are like the funniest people together on camera. i just wanted to say how much i love jacobs presence and how happy i am with how far hes come since this video. he is so strong bro im gonna cry LMAO

as an SA survivor, I was truly disgusted with the last “prank”. I had something similar happen to me and it is definitely not a “prank” or a “joke”. Thank u Kurt boy & Jacob for calling Sebastian balls out

@gasterthemaster6490

Жыл бұрын

You didn't capitalize Balls, so I thought you said: "Thanks u Kurt & Jacob for calling Sebastian. Balls out

@kelflwrs

8 ай бұрын

@@gasterthemaster6490this is the best thing ive ever heard

He's got a point that the video sucks more than cancer. Cancer has a chance of being cured, but you cannot cure the memory of that video.

@carolinenations4707

3 жыл бұрын

Unless the cancer causes memory loss

@ebebebeb7283

3 жыл бұрын

chemo's horrible tho

@waltbriggs1821

3 жыл бұрын

Caroline Nations 🤔

@allycatsmellycat

3 жыл бұрын

have you tried drugs

@jacobcarminati3813

3 жыл бұрын

cancer cannot be cured. after treatment cancer cells remain in the body and it’s possible for it to return at any time

Bye-bye, beloved wife of mine. I am off to fight in The War. Which war? The war.

@lemonteahoney3282

3 жыл бұрын

At yes.....the war

@localomnivore4877

3 жыл бұрын

The war against the fire nation, duh.

@excuseyou7198

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh my husband is also off to fight in The War

@itsasock6091

3 жыл бұрын

The War™

@devent10n

3 жыл бұрын

He's going to fight in the skeleton war, obvs

11:15 ISHSIDGID I WASNT EXPECTING HISTORY HAS ITS EYES ON YOU TO RANDOMLY POP UP 💀

The “you know you want it” really took me back. What a piece of shit.

from now on "im late for the war" is my closing remark on leaving any room

@ansruta8629

3 жыл бұрын

Mom: So...your grades have been deteriorating. Me: (moonwalking away) *I'm late for the war, mother.*

@sophieh1862

3 жыл бұрын

this comment is fuckint killing me

@sleepyciderr7987

3 жыл бұрын

Just make sure to awkwardly stumble run away after you say it!

@pinkfakecheez

3 жыл бұрын

"i need to go to the war right now"

@pretty948

3 жыл бұрын

I'm already late I need to go to war mom

As a cancer survivor, I’m so incredibly happy to see Jacob doing well and to hear that his treatment is working. Stay strong dude, we’re all so proud of you!! Your positive mindset is an inspiration to all of us. And honestly, you totally rock the bald look 😎

@doctorbitchcraft1257

3 жыл бұрын

this!!!!

@maryjameson7721

3 жыл бұрын

PERIODT

@irismccartney7139

3 жыл бұрын

Im so happy you are okay and that you survived. I hope you are doing well now!

@brittonkitten

3 жыл бұрын

Iris McCartney thank you so much!!! I am 🥰

@brittonkitten

3 жыл бұрын

fxllen angxl thank you bro 🥺👊🏻

11:31 most iconic moment that has invaded my mind

In all honesty, I don’t feel qualified to speak on the sensitive nature of this video’s topic, but I’m glad that Kurtis called attention to this being messed up. To all you s/a survivors down here in the comments, I hope you all are living happy and safe lives now Stay safe out there everyone, and take care

People who make dark jokes about their illnesses are elite, but friends who do it without offending are even better. The only way I can cope with mine is by making fun of it, but also making everyone around me uncomfortable by doing so

@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly the same thing, but one of my closest friends and I both have depression amongst other things, and before the world went to shit we were planning on going to Disneyland someday. We used to come up with increasingly elaborate ways to kill ourselves at Disneyland. It was pretty amazing.

@ayati526

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@alizabethfoster7410

3 жыл бұрын

Zoe Silvia I cope the same way, but for some reason having people go “omg you can’t say that” afterwards is so much better

@b-ichithetsundere862

3 жыл бұрын

congrats on 420

@musicb1534

3 жыл бұрын

omg I didn’t realise people still said ‘ no offence ‘ unironically??😂