This is Jacob’s channel now, I’m sorry Kurtis

@skena76

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob is bae kurtis is nay

@notaboomer2360

3 жыл бұрын

Pinned

@abbiedungan2349

3 жыл бұрын

@@skena76 let’s start a mutiny 😈

@whowhat3443

3 жыл бұрын

The town's replacing mayor's

@dzenana7140

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Kurtis' channel we will miss it very really much

Nail polish / cooler Jason Statham is my favorite recurring character of Kurtis' channel. Also, I absolutely love how they both laugh until they're out of breath, it's so wholesome

@justaregularrhino6529

3 жыл бұрын

850 likes and 0 replys I got you man

@Eldelastrufas

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaregularrhino6529 Now WE'RE the best KZread couple

@rebeccaalers

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eldelastrufas Still a better love story than Twilight

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

3 жыл бұрын

Bro He’s gonna wanna box him

@rpuccio01

3 жыл бұрын

el de las trufas

I really feel like Kurtis and Jacob are platonic soulmates. I’ve never seen such a smooth, lively friendship dynamic. Jacob never even hesitate before following up one of Kurtis’ jokes or bits. They’re constantly bouncing off of each other in perfect synch. It’s really incredible to watch.

@awesomesofar5963

3 жыл бұрын

i love those kinds of dynamics in youtubers, drew gooden and danny gonzalez have that going on too. same with cody ko and noel miller.

@hannah3970

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomesofar5963 perfect follow up examples!

@catastrophiceuphoria2608

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomesofar5963 mark and ethan too

@mildlytroubled

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomesofar5963 danny and drew don’t count they’re the same person

@tiannahanson4545

3 жыл бұрын

@@mildlytroubled why did you write Danny twice. Of course Danny and Danny are the same

“I specifically asked you not to bang one of the davinki twins” Literally the most I have ever laughed at a KZread video.

@mollykircher3104

2 жыл бұрын

"I specifically asked you not to cheat on me" ok Michael Scott

@froggy.time.

Жыл бұрын

me and my best friend quote this to each other religiously

@urmom.220

Жыл бұрын

SAME LMFAO

@jordsterroa

Жыл бұрын

"I specifically asked you not to fuck** one of the davinki twins"

@lxvelyizzy

8 ай бұрын

DAVINKI MY BINKI

two straight men in a platonic relationship being perfectly okay with kissing each other is honestly friendship GOALS.

@ollie.1564

Жыл бұрын

Yesss!!!

@ColorWheel87

11 ай бұрын

Bromance tbh 🥰🥳

@plantyt3246

11 ай бұрын

General Kenobi!

@FleuryKaprizovFan_

10 ай бұрын

Kirill Kaprizov and Mats Zuccarello

@Im.Rae.

8 ай бұрын

And they were roomates

God these two together have lethal levels of humor

@unfriendlyghost

3 жыл бұрын

It's what killed the cancer

@jaz5279

3 жыл бұрын

@@unfriendlyghost humor is the cure to cancer Cancer: cured Sides: in pain KZread couples: awful Hotel: trivago

@nyquilhoe

3 жыл бұрын

whenever they do videos together i know i’m gonna be laughing uncontrollably

@baebladee111

3 жыл бұрын

You have no idea how hard I was laughing- like it was sounding like a fucking pig. They are hilarious.

@pieofchart

3 жыл бұрын

for a second I read "dental levels of humor"

I ain't never seen two pretty members of a KZread couple. One of them always gotta be named Josh

@WTHorn27

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god Rachel, is the movie (West Side Story) coming soon???? 🥺 I love you you’re such a good singer!!

@ehlee5394

3 жыл бұрын

IM UR THOUSANDTH LIKE

@ehlee5394

3 жыл бұрын

also ur wrong bc kurtis and jacob are proof 😤😤😤

@myagamingkat

3 жыл бұрын

@@WTHorn27 shes just chiilling stahp itt

@em_arson

3 жыл бұрын

@@WTHorn27 it comes out next December :(((

I really hate public proposals, it pressures the girl to say yes. And if she says no than she will be painted as the bad guy in media.

@Annabellethedoll666

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! It’s manipulated

@Office_chair

Жыл бұрын

Really though so it feels like their pressure to say yes and also maybe before proposing you should ask your partner if they're okay with it being public or not.

@Office_chair

Жыл бұрын

But we can't forget these are influencers and bloggers so literally everything they do has to be in front of a camera and millions of people for the views and attention.

@99baking

Жыл бұрын

Unless, I suppose, it's one of those things where both people know that a proposal is approaching. "When are you going to finally propose?" type deal

@winniethepooht5776

10 ай бұрын

It's only ok when you know for a CERTAINTY that the other person will say yes because you've discussed marriage.

Jacob actually looks good. Not in a “beating cancer” way. But in a “that beanie making you look fineeee” way

@pissafffffff

2 жыл бұрын

oh hes also married

@mago._.

2 жыл бұрын

@@pissafffffff doesn’t make it illegal to compliment his looks

@thatguy3903

2 жыл бұрын

@@pissafffffff then I'll make out with both him and his spouse

@pissafffffff

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatguy3903 LMFAO

@chariotsland8302

Жыл бұрын

“He looks good, but not in a beating cancer way” is definitely a new one.

Kurtis and Jacob won’t stop until every KZread couple is divorced

@dess234

3 жыл бұрын

as they should🙄🙄

@boncawillywonka8626

3 жыл бұрын

Even them

@theresenatividad9137

3 жыл бұрын

they should take suggestions "who should we divorce in the next video? comment down below"

@dalabrooks1986

3 жыл бұрын

Good plan👍

@TheShowstoppa444

3 жыл бұрын

in that case, they should do the ace family next

The nail polish tho. :D

@blacknoisyblue

3 жыл бұрын

YES. Saying no to toxic masculinity, the vibes are immaculate ✨💁‍♂️

@thatokammerer2498

3 жыл бұрын

Kat never expected to see you here😁

@blacknoisyblue

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatokammerer2498 why not? She has good taste ☺️

@daniellel230

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hi, just saw you in the comments of the Jaime French 2014 vid lol. It was immaculate, wasn't it?

@ennauak

3 жыл бұрын

Girl stop being everywhere

“We have Dav, but where’s Inky?” is the most underrated line of all time

As someone who has cerebral palsy and frequently falls, I can confirm that that is the best way to get out of an argument

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

I'm neurodivergent with dyspraxia / developmental coordination disorder. I haven't tried falling as unleashing my ADHD/autistic brain on someone is usually enough to end any debate.

@kattozilla2277

7 ай бұрын

​@@janeeyre1990the way you phrased that made me think you were unleashing it like some kind of Super Sayin as a fellow ADHDer I'm all for it

@taypiper4534

4 ай бұрын

As someone with epileptic seizures… *taking notes* JKJKLMAOOOO

When he said, “You’re making me yell at you” huge red flag. I know that it was all fake but it’s also improve which leads me To believe he’s said it in a real argument before - yikes.

@saladnips2415

3 жыл бұрын

i thought the same exact thing, that’s not a normal thing u say in an argument

@musicalmercy5204

3 жыл бұрын

and the girlfriend will never know what he's doing before it's too late

@annabethchase4582

3 жыл бұрын

i thought the same thing. ive seen in with my parents and yikessss

@mangoesandgrapes688

3 жыл бұрын

And he proposed in public which is also a red flag because it’s puts more pressure on her to say yes

@adachiselas3675

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking !! Very concerning

my dad had brain cancer, he died when I was 7. seeing cancer survivors make me so proud, I'm so glad you've gotten better, Jacob x

@ona512

3 жыл бұрын

when this video came out my grandpa's sister died of brain cancer as well. seeing him made me a lil emotional, ngl.. and before you say it, I'm pretty okay with it...a little melancholy, I guess. I'm more worried about my grandpa's mental state than my own in this situation. x

@yeahokbuddy2510

3 жыл бұрын

@@ona512 bro what if we got brain cancer? Like what would you do in that situation? Idk what I would do tbh

@amychen4930

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeahokbuddy2510 id be freaked out of my mind omg :( unfortunately some people actually go through some pretty tough shit and its real sad

@gabi3283

3 жыл бұрын

my dad had cancer too, and im so glad he survived.

@akaissy

3 жыл бұрын

Same here! My baby cousin died when he was 2 from brain cancer/huge tumour and it makes me so happy so see other brain cancer survivors living their best lives🥺 he would’ve been about 12/13 by now❤️

with that one proposal guy it just kinda looks like he proposed because he got sponsored by a jewelry brand lol

@chickenbaconranch

Жыл бұрын

true actually

@blue4155

Жыл бұрын

holy fuck you might be right lmaooo

i love when jacob says ”thats so funny” instead of laughing

all jokes aside i’m really glad that jacob is okay. glad he’s doing well.

@emmaearthling444

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr??? Makes me so happy tbh

@coffeemouth_

3 жыл бұрын

when I saw all his hair growing back I got EMOTIONAL

@luna-ir6wo

3 жыл бұрын

samee

@moved.6963

3 жыл бұрын

so happy he managed to beat cancer. kurtis wouldn't be the same without him. honestly very happy.

@bluebell560

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. I’m really glad to see him back.

cancer tried to kill jacob, but he simply said "no", and it trembled in fear

@isabelladawn8450

3 жыл бұрын

it’s true guys i’m the cancer

@ellie3107

3 жыл бұрын

piece of bread lmao why was that so funny

@bobinkhattak7095

3 жыл бұрын

@@isabelladawn8450 knew it

@Isatripathy

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob: *raises his hand✋* Cancer: "yes jacob" Jacob: "no" Cancer: "ok"

@notWhiteFerrari

3 жыл бұрын

shiver me timber’s

When he said "you're making me scream and yell at you" gives off almost the same energy of what my dad would say after he yelled at me and hit me, "if you didn't behave like that then I wouldn't have to hit you."

@definitelysomething4161

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, it's probably worth noting, but I'm sorry you had to experience that. I hope you're okay now, have a good day

@haphuongnguyen3358

3 ай бұрын

Do you happen to be Asian? Cuz we have a fucking proverb about how parents only hit children because they love them

Why is it that Mr. Prankster’s big fight was over his girlfriend not doing HIS laundry? She’s not your mother bro do your own fucking laundry

@daniboy4153

2 жыл бұрын

Cause gaslighting and abuse is so funny to the young children.

@justasmltwngir1732

2 жыл бұрын

The O N L Y context i can think of where it would be acceptable for someone to get mad at their partner for not doing laundry would be if you had, like, a chore system. One person does laundry, the other person does, like, dishes. However, something tells me that Mr. Josh isn’t helping out around the house like that lol.

@nwcam

2 жыл бұрын

@@justasmltwngir1732 yeah I agree

@crystaleunoia3974

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he drinks out of a sippy cup while grunting like toddlers do.

@linagreenlyfe6705

2 жыл бұрын

Even moms stop doing your laundry once you're old enough. He's not a toddler, or someone with broken arms. Hell, even when I was in grade school, I still put my laundry in the washer AND ran it (even with a sprained wrist in a cast).

Dang, Kurtis seems like a chill dude Jacob should let him on his channel more.

@yesyes4671

3 жыл бұрын

F CD CB f FCC FCC c to

@gayclown69

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesyes4671 wha

@chocolatechips7404

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@daddylonglegs3420

3 жыл бұрын

@@upwardsnak1945 valid but have you thought about FFF CCCDDD CCCBBB fff FFFCCCCCC FFFCCCCCC ccc tttooo

@LhexterMorales

3 жыл бұрын

@@daddylonglegs3420 I think it’s better if they think more about FFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFF CCDDD CB f FFFFFC CC FC ccc. TOOOO

This is the only internet couple that isn’t out of hand, god bless

@karenkay.o

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@aliyahjade1543

3 жыл бұрын

Also Cody and Noel

@karenkay.o

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliyahjade1543 wait how did I forget about them, I’m fired.

@emilyrivere8449

3 жыл бұрын

What about drew and Amanda

@aliyahjade1543

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoseCalyx yesss, I love Jenna and Julian

"The sun moves, right?" "Yeah"

I hate that the abusive boyfriend pranks are used as pranks.These are real subjects that ruin people lives.

kurtis has the humor of a 12 year old boy when he’s filming with his friends

@ziyanda_theartist

3 жыл бұрын

It's so wholesome 😂😂

@PossiblyAlena

3 жыл бұрын

And when he’s not filming with his friends. That’s just his humor and I love it

@hooey.3.750

3 жыл бұрын

i mean- he *is* a 12 year old boy filming with his friends

@ellesterling2422

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@jankcitycustoms

3 жыл бұрын

a 12 year old country boy

Uh oh, Kurtis forgot to say "except for that one time." Now he’s gonna have to add on a note about the time he forgot to acknowledge the time he forgot to give an extra greeting.

@nicoledoubleyou

3 жыл бұрын

yeah im pretty bummed he didnt say it, thats my fav part of his videos...

@notmychairnotmyproblem

3 жыл бұрын

Awww shit, you're right

@oldone3709

3 жыл бұрын

damn Kurtis is canceled I guess

@simplysnazzy7445

3 жыл бұрын

Funny he mentioned that he hopes he never forgets that part in a recent video too. 😂

@akuroatomostointernet3577

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i was waiting for that:(

Jacob is a fucking awesome guy. Doesn’t deserve what he has been through but the man has handled it so well from what I have seen. Love you both.

@CarolineStrunk-ld4ri

5 ай бұрын

Yeah 💅hes the main character and a true fighter

Petition for Kurtis to make an actual merch with “I Got Divorced” on it

@illstealyourkneecaps694

2 жыл бұрын

I'd give it to my aunt

@CarolineCalvano

Ай бұрын

there are so many jokes from his videos that i wanna be merch

Jacob in the ring: "You wouldn't hit a guy with a rare type of brain cancer"

@Barackbama

3 жыл бұрын

jacob vs jake paul no.2

@fiamena

3 жыл бұрын

I was convinced you were talking about the movie “The Ring”. I was thinking the girl in the ring was there bouta kill Jacob and Jacob just goes, “You wouldn’t hit a guy with a rare type of brain cancer”, and she would just be like “Shit yeah you right sry man.”

@DeeJame

3 жыл бұрын

@@fiamena It’d be piss-your-pants funny if some like ancient demon attacks somebody and he goes “Wait- you wouldn’t hit a man with brain cancer, right?” And the demon just replies “Oh- aight I’ll head out.”

@fxiryjxmin155

2 ай бұрын

@@fiamenathat's even funnier

Kurtis is the ceo of “hey guys I’m editing right now and I just...”

@shanestaley6595

3 жыл бұрын

if he doesnt say that i wont watch the video

@shaf2317

3 жыл бұрын

i read this comment in his voice and i haven't even reached that point of the video yet

@Hi-vf9wx

3 жыл бұрын

Exaclty lmao

@whatifmynamewasgraham

3 жыл бұрын

you clearly haven’t watched enough Jarvis

@Bbymarise

3 жыл бұрын

I see your Kurtis and I raise you Jarvis Johnson

I lost my mom because of brain cancer, seeing Jacob laughing, and is well makes me happy.

9:38 "Every youtube couple is from outer space" man only speaks facts

@sischaotica

Жыл бұрын

Hēy gîrlfrïêñd, whåt ärê yøù dõīñg?

If they get divorced, then Kurtis is officially a home wrecker

@maxcheese382

3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis became a home wrecker the day he took that wrecking ball to my bathroom window.

@cosmyc666

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxcheese382 guess you could say he came in like a wrecking ball

@tonoornottono

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmyc666 he came in WITH a wrecking ball. this isn’t a metaphor this is real fucking life wake up.

@BlujiBerries

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxcheese382 he did? I wondered where my wrecking ball went...

@SESH710

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonoornottono . .

You’ve heard of “too cool for christmas” now get ready for “too cool for cancer”

@suckonmahd

3 жыл бұрын

jacob straight up said "sorry cancer but i'm just built different😏"

@gaboh226

3 жыл бұрын

Wait so that means they'll make an alternative straight version called "A very cool cancer"?

@overthinker5805

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaboh226 yes

@Cecil_Arjun

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaboh226 a version where Jacob is not a "gay progressive" (according to that one Christian mom)

@rowaneditspeppa3361

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob really just said no

Every now and then I come back just for “hey girlfriend what are you doing” and their reaction to it

@deborahsmith1925

2 жыл бұрын

AND for davinky my vinky

@justasmltwngir1732

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why I’m here too

@swedishwelfaresystem

Жыл бұрын

i come back for "bro you good?"

@jocelemon

10 ай бұрын

I just did that for "His v-neck is so deep, Almost saw his cock"

I often get obsessed with a KZreadr and then take a long break from them, and I did that with you guys for a bit lol. I'm getting back into commentary, and the last time I watched Jacob was when he just got cancer. I'm so happy to see he's okay, he's so strong

@allisonavery7273

2 жыл бұрын

Love the name

his lips smacked so hard they sounded like a clap. now that's love.

@daisyhatepage

3 жыл бұрын

True love

@erenistv

3 жыл бұрын

@@daisyhatepage true love indeed

@lawrendoesstuff4070

3 жыл бұрын

Here before this blows up!

@person1232

3 жыл бұрын

The truest of true love!

@cosqueen3756

3 жыл бұрын

We love true love

"You're making me yell at you" girl run tf outta there

@thisismyprivateaccount6546

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that’s a red flag lol i think this was completely fake tho

@lotprakke1199

3 жыл бұрын

HUUUGE RED FLAG

@valerialopez8679

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisismyprivateaccount6546 yeah ik it was fake but it came out of his mouth so easily and I'm 100% sure he says shit like that in actual arguments

@checkmattee222

3 жыл бұрын

And the way he was telling at her for not washing his laundry like she's the effin maid lol that wouldn't be me

@doctorno-face422

3 жыл бұрын

@@rowaneditspeppa3361 it’s fake

12:05 She Davving on my Inky til I Twins

Everytime I see a proposal video and they propose publicly I feel so uncomfortable because its basically forcing the person to say yes or to publicly humiliate themselves and their partner. Honestly if my partner put me on the spot like that I would consider it grounds for a break up because at that point they should know me well enough to never do that

@Office_chair

Жыл бұрын

Really though it's pressuring the other person to say yes and also they should ask their partner if they're okay with having a public proposal or not.

@MA-qu4fy

5 ай бұрын

To be fair public proposals only work when there's an extreme amount of love from both sides. If there is not that kind of love in the relationship then don't propose at all 🤷‍♂️

@CarolineCalvano

Ай бұрын

legitttt

kurtis' mullet and his KISS rock t-shirt, and jacob's bright blue skater jacket and his light blue nails, ahh I love all their looks and their taste in fashion

@residententiy

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice his nails were painted, Thank you for telling me

@liltrash2648

3 жыл бұрын

jacob's outfit is top tier, I'd push it even further with a yellow/orange bennie tho

@annabaerg3776

3 жыл бұрын

They absolutely have the right to be roasting the 7/11 guy’s fashion.

@seebrenn

3 жыл бұрын

don’t forget about kurtis’ top tier mustache

@glorfburfington9676

Жыл бұрын

Listen. He NEEDS the mullet to STRONK through this amount of cardiatic cringe. Which could end up in stroke or heart attacks. You can't sit and watch four hours of this without something. I'd use heroin maybe, or gasoline. He can withstand it's power with just the business up front. show some real respect.

sebastian balls and his girlfriend broke up... kurtis and jacob are a dangerous duo

@alwasishere

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT THEY BROKE UP

@rileythacker6855

3 жыл бұрын

@@alwasishere YES HAHAHAH

@rileythacker6855

3 жыл бұрын

@@alwasishere i dont know why it came up in my like reccomended but it did and i went :o

@rileythacker6855

3 жыл бұрын

@Lauren Bertholf yes agahhaga

@rileythacker6855

3 жыл бұрын

@@louise4815 OMG HHAHA i love that but hate it at the same time 😠

This is my favorite video on youtube, but it allways hurts to watch cause I was a victim to abuse. Not necessarily from a relationship but still, the fact that being horrible and yelling at each other is so normalized just makes me sick. It's weird to see my PTSD normalized is what I'm trying to say lmao

@definitelysomething4161

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, for all it's worth, I hope you're doing okay lately, I hope you have people to talk to and that care about you. Have a great day

@maskedscythe4790

Жыл бұрын

yea i was a victim too, it makes me sick how people make it into some big "joke". i saw a comment on the person who did the pranks video about how its fucked up and how the person themselves was a victim too and someone replied with "get over it its a prank karen" and it pisses me off how fucked this world is

Congrats on beating cancer Jacob!! I am a leukemia survivor and now I say "I can feel my cancer coming back" cause of you ☠

Sorry boys, you can't be an S tier KZread couple if you're not blood related

@scriibles

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@scriibles

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry, WHAT

@andimoz

3 жыл бұрын

@@scriibles someone clearly hasnt watched all of kurtis’ videos if u dont get the reference lol

@jasper3706

3 жыл бұрын

@@scriibles You're missing out on a legendary video

@bealol1016

3 жыл бұрын

@@scriibles stream blood related by kurtis conner 😁😁

You two are like those two girls at the back of the class who can't stop laughing and we love it.

@Weightingtablesafter

3 жыл бұрын

Wow those girls were me and i had NO idea that was a thing. My best friend and i were literally bullied for finding everything funny lol

@bridgetevelyn

3 жыл бұрын

BRO THATS ME AND MY GF HAHAHAHHA

@10xbetter88

3 жыл бұрын

And the best part is they aren't the annoying ones who try to be class clowns, they're just crazy funny and even the teacher sort of respects the jokes.

@deadaccount2212

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I had seen this comment before then realized that my friend sent a screenshot of it (ty yola btw ily /p)

@gwynywilliams

3 жыл бұрын

So you telling me, me and my bf were these girls 🥺

11:53 I am laughing too hard at this

“the sun moves, right?” “yeah.😊”

Kurtis forgot to say “except for that one time” he’s now cancelled again.

@epnlvr9790

3 жыл бұрын

"except for that one time i forgot to say and that one time"

@hannahbloom

3 жыл бұрын

He’s skipped before too

@munibasadiq9698

3 жыл бұрын

pls stop lol

@chocolatechips7404

3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis is really trying it 🤦‍♀️

@malumute

3 жыл бұрын

@Kristian Alexis I didn't haha

“We got Dav, but where’s Inki?” I’m in tears.

@martha-hy7vq

3 жыл бұрын

same 💀💀💀

@reallyyfunny0o048

3 жыл бұрын

That's officially their names and I won't accept any other😌✊

@tragic6197

3 жыл бұрын

I read this before I saw the part where he said it and thought like “wtf is this comment talking about?” and then I heard it and now I’m literally crying

@pandabobablue

3 жыл бұрын

@@reallyyfunny0o048 exactly

14:05 "Prank him John"

@seachelle2316

11 ай бұрын

"You already know"

Bet someone's already pointed this out, but in the last video with Jacob Kurtis was wearing a Kiss shirt, and in this one he's wearing a Return Of The Kiss shirt, which probably wasn't intentional but is really cool.

love how last time jacob was here, kurtis wore a kiss shirt, and now that jacob is back, hes wearing a shirt saying 'the return of kiss'

@badarchive

3 жыл бұрын

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

@Gamerdoll90

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@702d02

3 жыл бұрын

@@badarchive stop lying you didn’t notice lol

@simeavanreenen5398

3 жыл бұрын

@@702d02 if one person noticed, why can't another? Why so mean immediately

@cutieplushtrap

3 жыл бұрын

@@702d02 so mean for no reason lmao

WHEN JACOB KISSED KURTIS INSTEAD OF CLAPPING *chef's kiss*

@cozycasasmr4510

3 жыл бұрын

The quality content I'm here for

@moonriverinc7896

3 жыл бұрын

wait Jacobs a chef?

@natalia-vs9lg

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonriverinc7896 yes

@caleypollock4931

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonriverinc7896 I was literally just about to make this joke I am absolutly crying

@elvenbugs

3 жыл бұрын

men who aren’t afraid of seeming gay heal my heart

2:42 if you know you know “makin it stinky”

@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420

Жыл бұрын

Lol Goat Story

@jodybaker1976

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha goat story 💀

@limitless_valley

10 ай бұрын

then they put fish in the mouth

The funniest thing about that H&M joke is that a few years ago i got a shirt from h&m as a gift on my birthday, Its a long yellow shirt with an upside down mickey mouse on it.. HOW DID JACOB GET IT SO RIGHT

Jacob is the only person who's allowed to be named Jacob

@Maria-ob7ii

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob saturious (whatever the fuck you spell his name) is mad right now.

@dariusdrew7427

3 жыл бұрын

And alpharad

@Nitrolord

3 жыл бұрын

Guess I'd better die then-

@chuul1417

3 жыл бұрын

@@Maria-ob7ii and we love to see it

@zervaniii

3 жыл бұрын

Actual facts. He owns that.

Jacob returns and kisses Kurtis while Kurtis is wearing a shirt of Return Of Kiss

@notWhiteFerrari

3 жыл бұрын

there’s an essay in there

@jucktkeinen9342

3 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now 👁👄👁

@olivermoth

3 жыл бұрын

life imitates art

@carolyn9034

3 жыл бұрын

this is my favorite comment

@grace_maclean_bailey

3 жыл бұрын

😮🤭

We really need more collabs with jacob, he and kurtis are so funny together

as a person with many divorced family members including my parents, I can confirm that every time they made divorce merch and it sold out in 3 seconds 😎😎😎

@SwaggyToms

2 жыл бұрын

its true i was one of the people that bought it 😋🙏 my skin cleared up and i became president of the world thank you🙏🙏🛐

@daisydee5398

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwaggyToms omg youre so welcome bestie

@CarolineCalvano

Ай бұрын

omg congrats on getting that bag

Kurtis and Jacob radiate 6th grade boy energy when they're together

@beek.4860

3 жыл бұрын

that's it that's the exact energy

@user-br1ir8vz1n

3 жыл бұрын

so specific but so accurate haha

@guytrashgurtdog515

3 жыл бұрын

In the best way possible

@roqu0794

3 жыл бұрын

Its not the only thing that was radiating on Jacob

@jkam2393

3 жыл бұрын

@@roqu0794 holy shit this is so fucked but I can't stop laughing 😂

OK but can we please just give a big ol' congrats to Jacob for beating cancer? I'm genuinely so proud 😭

@yvrstrvly1623

3 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY SO HAPPY RN

@jfdfdjdndndndndndndnfnbd

3 жыл бұрын

He beat the shit out of cancer

@Not_Renn

3 жыл бұрын

same :)

@lizard_man4379

3 жыл бұрын

@@jfdfdjdndndndndndndnfnbd fucking curbstomped it

@leigha1467

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE OMG IM SO HAPPY

6:10 So the jewelry company sponsored their proposal...

honestly that last "prank" .. if my partner was yelling at me like that i'd just walk away, you don't (firstly) *demand* that i do your laundry and then yell at me... i'm gone at that point

My younger sister was diagnosed with brain cancer recently. Seeing Jacob, a brain cancer survivor, was so comforting and has shown me that despite my sister’s pain and despair she has a chance of fighting this.

@jeremywith_pants

3 жыл бұрын

I hope everything goes well with your sister!

@peachyevren5789

3 жыл бұрын

I wish only the best to you and your sister♡

@fullmooneverynite

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremywith_pants thank you so much that means a lot to me :)

@fullmooneverynite

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachyevren5789 thank you

@peachyevren5789

3 жыл бұрын

@@fullmooneverynite ♥️♥️♥️

saying 'yo girlfriend what are you doing' is exactly how authors that were only children write interactions between siblings. 'hey bro' 'hey sis' like tf no one talks like that ever

@anyalaASMR

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes you described it perfectly

@finthehuman3649

3 жыл бұрын

My brother and I do that but we do it ironically lol

@fulanodetal3000

3 жыл бұрын

i mean in some cultures ur supposed to address ur siblings as "sibling" (ik what u mean tho)

@worstusernameintheworld9871

3 жыл бұрын

"hey stepbro what are you doing--"

@nutellacastle

3 жыл бұрын

that's what happens when you're trying to make a story but only want to include the exposition in dialogue "hey best friend marissa, want to walk to our private high school together?" "i would, best friend bethany, but i take the bus, remember?" "oh yeah, bus #1234. jessica rides that bus too and you see her all the time." "ugh, don't remind me, we all know jessica has bullied me since 5th grade and dated my brother, jonathan, last year" they want to let the reader know everything but have no idea how to do it so they just make the dialogue say everything

4:53 You like my new shirt? It says 2020 on it, the current year.

@USM20231

Жыл бұрын

The current year!

The “makin it stinky” reference is amazing.

It’s obvious that the other Da ViNkY twin is behind the camera filming

@thatuzikinnie6077

3 жыл бұрын

Da ViNKANSUSJAIAHEHW

@opheliawall

3 жыл бұрын

holy fuck...

@reallyyfunny0o048

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm exasperating 🤣

@obamas.big.juicy.bazingaz3383

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man inky took jacobs cancer away by the power of saying no

What I hate the most about these very public proposals is it puts so much pressure on the girl to say yes

@wafflefalafel9442

3 жыл бұрын

Grandiose public displays are just the fucking worst. Like, I understand that some people think public proposals are romantic/fun, especially because it’s engrained in movies and tv shows, but just...talk it over w/ your significant ofher first. It rlly wont ruin the experience. Tbh it radiates the same energy as like, surprise birthdays for people who dont like surprises. Its one of those scenarios that is exciting for one person and absolutely anxiety inducing for the other.

@gabbiehannahsmentalbreakdo3887

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but at the same time I would love it bc I love AtTnTioN! XD

@user-nw3ol7fk1i

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflefalafel9442 I read once that they should know that someone is GOING to propose, just not WHEN

@nwkanion

3 жыл бұрын

There times were the girl says no in public proposal

@user-nw3ol7fk1i

3 жыл бұрын

@@nwkanion true, but a public proposal does put pressure on the proposee to say yes, since rejecting the proposer in public would most likely embarass them

My favorite part of the proposal video is the fact that he literally asked "Will you marry me?" BEFORE HE GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEE OR GOT THE RING OUT

I used to babysit the voros twins niece an I just want to inform you that the reason they talk like that is because while most don't know this but English isn't their first language an they don't speak it at home (in bc Canada) they are Hungarian and they actually have a strong accents in person. Not to rain on anyone's ¹¹1parade but I see a lot of people calling them stupid when it's just that they have accents and let's face it they are trying to pronounce an Italian surname from an English speaking standpoint when they themselves don't speak English as a first language an also speak with Hungarian accents 🤔 btw I love how kurtis an Jacob feed off of each others energy :)

I'm glad Jacob is better. He's looking great and healthier. This honestly made my "holiday"

@Kaunoe

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@omario7867

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@ruebencoetzee4804

3 жыл бұрын

Same, even though it seemed like he kept his spirits high during his treatment and illness, you can see he just looks happier and healthier overall now. Maybe it was just me but Jacob just had a happier feel to him in this video You really can't help but feel happy for him.

@exhaustedindividual

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!! He looks so happy here it makes me happy

@mars6855

3 жыл бұрын

“holiday”

Jokes aside, Josh’s masculinity is so fragile he can’t even wash his clothes.

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

*A drop of water gets on Josh's clothes* *His masculinity is destroyed* *His muscles melt away*

@rgs8970

3 жыл бұрын

Plus his follow-up that his girlfriend not washing his clothes was her "making" him yell at her??? 😬

@NowakiStar

3 жыл бұрын

@@rgs8970 yes. That’s such a huge red flag, even if this whole thing is a prank.

@lanzzalotthelast2524

3 жыл бұрын

I got Jacob and Josh’s name confused, sorry about that

@mayasturgeon7354

3 жыл бұрын

True

13:44 bro it’s an SNL skit! The super low V neck thing. One of my favorites😂😂😂

It’s funny because the “Da Vinky twin” is actually married 😂

@Salsawithchips

3 ай бұрын

To each other??

Who's this kurtis guy? So nice of Jacob to shed light on unknown youtubers.

@hannah3970

3 жыл бұрын

It’s truly heart warming.

@Shoe26

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it’s very kind of him, he should show him on his channel more often

@missing2414

3 жыл бұрын

What a charismatic guy 😍

@omaame9039

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I might sub to this kurtis guy

@Em-fz5uh

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr he's pretty funny. I'll have to go check his channel. He looks a bit like Steve Buscemi.

“Yo girlfriend what are you doing” has the same energy as “what are you doing step-bro!”

@aylin.3945

3 жыл бұрын

ayo

@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know which one brings more fear

@angryeye2994

3 жыл бұрын

@@aylin.3945 y’all wild

@angryeye2994

3 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 I can’t with these comments

@kathryn8467

3 жыл бұрын

on tiktok those are essentially the same thing

3:28 you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. that's why.

17:10 im still waiting for this video, kurtis

You never know when the pool might run away from you.. lol jk, this video was awesome😂😂

@phia._.

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@kurtisconner

3 жыл бұрын

see u at the pentagon 😈

@tsumixi

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurtisconner yes

@MaggieMay3922

3 жыл бұрын

Wait-

@teehee210

3 жыл бұрын

wait a damn-

I'm sorry Kurtis, but Jacob can't stay on the channel forever. Once the locksmith arrives, one man must go.

@kayladelime139

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@chiaraboecker2004

3 жыл бұрын

This made me wheeze way to hard

@webster4549

3 жыл бұрын

Damn should have been pinned

@naurnaurnaurnaur792

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@plum4322

3 жыл бұрын

best comment hands down

Kurtis: Lemme just move over The sun: 🏃🏽‍♂💨

as someone who faints often due to a medical condition can confirm i always check that the convenient pool is still there for me to fall into as my vision blacks out

if kurtis doesn’t make “we got divorced” merch i’m unsubscribing

@lazar3803

3 жыл бұрын

*WE DEMAND DIVORCE*

@PossiblyAlena

3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Schauer type beat

@avaxgrqce4852

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@iliketoeatbatteries8122

3 жыл бұрын

Who's he getting divorced from? His girlfriend or Jacob?

@lilylarson1474

3 жыл бұрын

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 Jacob.

guys, it’s them, the 2 pretty best friends

@luciena6229

3 жыл бұрын

now they have unlimited power

@lucila5466

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

kurtis' and jacob's chemistry together is GOLD

Lmao so glad for ya bro love seeing people like you who actually knows what dark humor is instead of trash bags who make fun of others traumatic experiences or conditions and spread hate with their so called “dark humor”. This is my kind of humor I joked constantly when I broke my leg and had to be in a wheelchair for like 3 months cause of where I broke it and I joked constantly about my situation that I was a temporary vehicle or that before I get out we should go through a drive through or when my teacher asked what I wanted to be as a adult I said “Well…. I think I’d be a very experienced driver “ Or how I refer to my anti depressants as serotoni minestrone Or How when people ask me if I have any issues as a insult I say boi my medical records longer then a cvs receipt Lmao it’s just how I cope and I’m glad to see people having this kind of mindset instead of the people I see on social medias using fake situations to get sympathy

Kurtis looks like my dad in the 80s and Jacob looks like my animal crossing character

@shalmali-379

3 жыл бұрын

ikr? kurtis has the whole kiss shirt and everything

@harane

3 жыл бұрын

i laughed way too hard at this

I want a crewneck that says "we got divorced" i would wear it out everyday. make it happen Kurtis

@FTZPLTC

3 жыл бұрын

Samesies.

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

*pulls out flashcard* Same-size

@FTZPLTC

3 жыл бұрын

Ideally you should HAVE to buy them in pairs.

@idontreallyknowlol7223

3 жыл бұрын

Same 2: electric boogaloo

@sonk3374

3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Schauer energy

I'm just happy to see that Jacob beat cancer. It made my day when I first watched this video when it came out. Both him and Kurtis are just the best.

i know people joke about wheezing at funny things and dont always mean it literally, but legit the da vinky twin bit made me sound like a deflating balloon for a full unbroken minute

My boyfriend also has a rare form of brain cancer. Hoping that me watching this video is putting out good energy into the universe. Ily kurtis

@clark5023

3 жыл бұрын

I’m Sorry to hear that. My mom has spinal cancer so Ik how it feels.

@nutellacastle

3 жыл бұрын

sending love to you all

@laylaariel3751

3 жыл бұрын

Sending good vibes out in the universe for him. Wherever you may be !

@cheyenn3nic0le

3 жыл бұрын

sending only good vibes ✨

@jox9161

3 жыл бұрын

sending love to u and ur bf!!! ♡

I can’t believe he didn’t say “except for that one time”

@ellapowell3437

3 жыл бұрын

Cancel him again

@viarose3721

3 жыл бұрын

#curtisconnerisoverparty

@kayleemcclain1958

3 жыл бұрын

@@viarose3721 sorry this in nit picky but its Kurtis not Curtis just alittle nitpicky sorry

@magnapinna364

3 жыл бұрын

he doesn’t deserve to have his name spelled correctly 🙄

@kirchner6969

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr it's inconsiderate to all the people who were so deeply hurt by his actions

literally thought they were gonna make a mattyb joke right at 13:09

fun fact my sibling’s friend got one of the da vinky twins on her tinder. they didn’t match

i literally love how sometimes jacob doesn’t even laugh he’s just like *that’s so funny*

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

same😂 it's like he's out of laughs haha

@s.p.am.3215

3 жыл бұрын

He’s like me

@jeonghansupremacist4354

3 жыл бұрын

kinda off topic but when i visited the us me and my friends found it so strange how people just say that's so funny instead of laughing

@lilytheflower-4004

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeonghansupremacist4354 ooo where are u from?

@gothgrl978

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeonghansupremacist4354 lol literally i’ll be like “omg thats so funny 😐”

"I ain't never seen two pretty friends. It's always one of them gotta be ugly." *FALSE* , these two exist.

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

For real

@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever says they aren’t is gonna CATCH THESE HANDS

@cathleenmudong2289

3 жыл бұрын

They are not bffs... they’re bfs

"Don't make me scream and yell at you" That's so fucking toxic, a huge red flag.