the bratz in paris plot went fucking crazy. one of the models was literally poisoning and kidnapping the others. no words

@truefalse934

2 жыл бұрын

My two favs are Bratz: Girlz Really Rock, and Bratz: Go To Paris

@Bxcars

2 жыл бұрын

Is that the only Bratz movie without a zed in the end?

@stayfrostyroyalmilktea

2 жыл бұрын

literally the best bratz movie because of how fucking insane it is. the only movie with actual life or death stakes.

@stayfrostyroyalmilktea

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bxcars maybe its bratz: go to pariz

@yuhhh7446

2 жыл бұрын

THAT ONE USED TO SCARE ME SM AS A KID BECAUSE THEY GOT LIKE OLD AND STUFF

the biggest difference between the two franchises is that Barbie characters’ hair doesn’t move at all and Bratz characters’ hair moves way too much for no reason

@suemccashland

2 жыл бұрын

just like the REAL dolls!!!

@HopAndLockDropSoppityPop

10 күн бұрын

I swear, it looks like the Bratz animation team spent the entire budget on the hair. It makes everything else look even worse by comparison.

i want NOTHING more than for kurtis to experience the emotional roller coaster of bratz super babies

@datsephardicboi9358

Жыл бұрын

you mean super babiez, right?

@kaskaskas

Жыл бұрын

im sorry bratz WHAT

@daniela.frabotta

11 ай бұрын

i was so obsessed with this movie as a kid

@Lady.Fritzx

11 ай бұрын

My daughter watched Super Babiez so many times I know the script by heart. 😂

@sloaneescobar6169

11 ай бұрын

LMAO THIS LITERALLY GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

Patiently waiting for Kurtis to make Barbie Vs Bratz finale, knowing Barbie live action is out 💯💯

@bisexualblueberry

11 ай бұрын

Barbie's going to win and you know it

@asrielknight

10 ай бұрын

yeah wasnt the live action bratz fucking terrible lmao @@bisexualblueberry

@bisexualblueberry

10 ай бұрын

@@asrielknight I actually haven't seen it haha I just saw barbie and I can't see any way for it to lose

@jakeweatherbee4491

10 ай бұрын

this was what i was thinking about the whole video lol

@RealTrey19

9 ай бұрын

Barbie solos

I literally spit out my drink at the "barbie and the broke ass bitch" joke, comedy gold

@Chotensai

2 жыл бұрын

perfect title

@baphomet_blues0

2 жыл бұрын

sameee

@presidentalpaca

2 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my drink at "hi 🏍"

@blending_in

2 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my drink at "tutor I hardly know her"

@rebeccaromero3237

2 жыл бұрын

Same😭😭😭

Fun fact about the Barbie lore: in Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale (one of my personal favourites), it's shown that she's actually an actress in all these films! That's why they're usually titled "Barbie in (insert whatever here)" because she's the star of the film :)

@stell4423

2 жыл бұрын

I remmber when that movie came out i litterly have a CD of that movie

@gohdelle

2 жыл бұрын

@@stell4423 same I've had the DVD for that one and the princess and the pauper forever. Still god tier doll movies

@meli1872

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

@hatooniewoomy

2 жыл бұрын

I remember there was a "bloopers" at the end of one of the barbie movies where it shows that they're all actors and it was really cute and funny lol It was called like magic of pegasus or something like that? There were pegasus in it and ice skating and a polar bear, at least from what I remember

@witchypoo7353

2 жыл бұрын

Omg! I love it! I’ve never seen that one, but it was theory I had as a kid

I love Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper so much and recently made my girlfriend watch it. The way Erika ignores the other seamstress after she says "Can I come alooong?" has always cracked me up 😂

@catpainter3165

10 ай бұрын

Lmao that seamstress was her mom

@vikkumari

10 ай бұрын

@catpainter3165 was she? The way Erika talks about her parents is like they're gone. I assumed the other seamstress was just another poor woman.

@EtherealRain

10 ай бұрын

She was her mother 🤣

@vikkumari

10 ай бұрын

@etherealrain3383 Okay I looked it up and she definitely wasn't. She's another seamstress named Bertie that just also works for Madame Carp.

@kathrinerenee9953

9 ай бұрын

@@vikkumari this blows my mind. Ive gone my whole life thinking that shes her mom

Erika just couldn’t afford a birthmark 😢

To explain kurtis' question about Barbie lore, its revealed in a later movie that barbie is actually an actor and all these movies are her movies.

@imhappy7632

2 жыл бұрын

there are also fairies that just exist in real life also like their just there

@imhappy7632

2 жыл бұрын

damn these bots are like germs

@leftminnow9110

2 жыл бұрын

@@imhappy7632 after every kurtis video, I spend a good 5-10 minutes just reporting bots

@amberwingtundrawing776

2 жыл бұрын

@@imhappy7632 yeah don't be fooled, magic still exists even though the magic fantasy movies aren't real

@sophieh.4097

2 жыл бұрын

SO META

"Balls", "EEEEWWWW" and the horny animals have become so iconic in Kurtis' videos and I love it!

@Thomas_Winters

2 жыл бұрын

@THIS why did I click this?

@ember9361

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thomas_Winters yeah, obviously we all enjoyed kustir conner video by having THIS: kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@sischaotica

2 жыл бұрын

@THIS shut up bot 👎

@HopAndLockDropSoppityPop

10 күн бұрын

Right lol I wish he would review Swan Lake too. There's some parts that are pure meme fuel in that one too.

absolutely NO mention of wolfy’s complex character building and how his dog-like behaviors as a cat also act as commentary on the public’s perception of the lower class 😢

I was a bratz girlie as a kid, but i HAVE to say... The live-action barbie blew my mind it was fucking incredible. That would NOT be an even match 🥲

petition to make barbie vs. bratz an annual series!! no fr, this was absolutely hilarious and reminded me of how much i loved princess and the pauper as a kid. did not realize how deep it was until ur commentary.

@adammacecilia

2 жыл бұрын

the next one better be called barbie vs. bratz 3D

@Ava_Moatz

2 жыл бұрын

You have my signature he needs to do Barbie Mariposa! We had a vhs tape of it so it is engraved into my brain. Looking back it kinda sucked but I loved it

@crazyowlgirlcncowner

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ava_Moatz Barbie Mariposa is amazing. The Skeezites are everything. I have the DVDs

@DragonMasterDraws

2 жыл бұрын

signed

@brittanys505

2 жыл бұрын

him comparing the actual dolls...

I love how Kurtis says: "we're close to the end, I promise." as if we wouldn't wanna watch 12 hours of him talking about doll movies.

@earthtovesna

2 жыл бұрын

Kurtis is actually signaling us to start the video over again and the warning is to make sure we have time to do it.

@MoonchildDontCry

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah these warnings just makes me sad. 😭😭

@lanceylikelino

2 жыл бұрын

ur not wrong

@Toxic.Mangaka

2 жыл бұрын

tHIS! I’d watch Kurtis talk about Barbie, Bratz, and Monster High films all day tbh. Because it’s so funny to get his perspective as someone who was/isn’t a doll collector. l collect dolls so I know too much 😂😂

@alliewest3657

2 жыл бұрын

All day every day

That meme about Astarion from Baldur's Gate III looking like Preminger changed my brain chemistry. I'll never stop seeing this.

@waewae

10 күн бұрын

they are so similar 😭😭😭

Now that the Barbie movie is out I don’t think it’s even a fair competition😭

Barbie is marketed as a real person which is crazy. She straight up got her own “reality show” we know her family and friends. She’s an actress hence her name being in all the titles, as if she’s this famous lead actress. The marketing is crazy. Also she’s a youtuber…? Edit: wow where did all these likes come from:0

@zoeyiguess8358

2 жыл бұрын

Shes so talented

@big_sea

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@regentofnothing

2 жыл бұрын

you know this makes me think about Hatsune Miku, it's the exact same thing with her. Miku and all of the other vocaloids are marketed as real people, as if she's a singer and she even have an official Twitter account where she shitpost. She even does live concert as an hologram. It's like she's an actual celebrity but she's not she's just a synthetic voice program. Even when people think of the songs that Hatsune Miku sings they don't think of them as being the artist's song, they think of it as being a Miku's song. Almost like Miku is an artist that makes and interpret her own songs as opposed to being a voice program that people uses to make songs. It's kinda crazy that we almost think of them as celebrity when they're not even real people

@maddddddie3587

2 жыл бұрын

She’s very busy

@adeer87

2 жыл бұрын

@@regentofnothing Miku and Barbie should star in a buddy action film.

honestly, barbie saying "balls" is just constantly playing on loop in my head and i can never get it to leave. thank you kurtis. no, I'm serious, i love it

@PaperClipGMZ

2 жыл бұрын

Finally it’s here B A L L S

@MoonchildDontCry

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly same 💅✨✨

@baoooool4722

2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@forg_frog

2 жыл бұрын

thought of it multiple times at work today

@evelinasjo

2 жыл бұрын

yes same! everytime someone says ball/balls i need to say balls in barbie's voice

Would love an inclusion of the Monster High movies, like Boo York, even if theyre not in the original Barbie v Bratz feud

@Lazy_.Lavender

9 ай бұрын

Nahhh boo York was my childhood😢😢

Lmao, I love how they brushed over the fact that opening another person's mail without permission is a felony offense.

kurtis reviewing princess and the pauper and NOT commenting on the absolute unequivocal, historical, and never been beaten BANGER that is “how can i refuse” by preminger is my villain origin story

@PhoenixRoseYT

2 жыл бұрын

FORREALLLLL

@skzanarchist

2 жыл бұрын

how can i refuse is a banger and i will die on this hill

@seajay6133

2 жыл бұрын

Yes this speaks to me so, so much

@eilir_adron

2 жыл бұрын

Ok no shit I'd never seen that movie as a kid and I still haven't but I heard that song once in another video and just listened to it for hours after like "wow"

@zoombah5371

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY omfg the Impact that song had on me as a 5 year old,, i'm 21 & i still have it memorized

fun fact: there's blooper reels at the end of a few barbie movies that imply that they're actors playing out throughout the movie! perhaps an explanation for the barbie cinematic universe

@ren6626

2 жыл бұрын

yes yes yes!! and in fashion fairytale shes shown acting on the set of princess and the pea ! part of the plot of that movie revolves around her work as an actress (public opinion abt her iirc) i fully accept this theory as cannon

@clairew972

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Barbie *AS* whatever the movie is in the title scene, that’s a big hint

@janedoe-hh3tp

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like even on the barbie website she would go check out bts on my new movie

@bichtran2539

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@mega_bird700

2 жыл бұрын

Oh that’s interesting, so basically they just work at a studio together? They could make a meta movie with that idea.

I know it doesn't matter, but thank you for actually giving an estimate about how much it would've cost the Bratz for all these crazy things. It makes sense to be unrealistic for a children's movie, but when it comes to adult movies, it's irritating how irrational their spending gets.

KURTIS I am BEGGING you to do another video on bratz super babyz. the animation is atrocious, the storyline is fucking insane, and overall is just quality content. looking back on it now I have no fucking idea how this movie didn’t give me nightmares as a kid

why aren’t we talking about the absolute banger that was kurtis’ made up “princesses lie” verse 🤨? that shit went HARD

@baratylova1438

2 жыл бұрын

RIGHT? it came out of nowhere and now here i am crying laughing 😆

@art1stwannabe

2 жыл бұрын

fr we gotta start a petition to have him make it an actual song id listen to it on repeat 🙏

@wren8657

2 жыл бұрын

I need full Pinocchio style rap for this movie

@frogurtcremebrulee5252

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl he was pretty hot with that accent and outfit. Jeez his shirt explains how I’m feeling rn😫

@howie2882

2 жыл бұрын

12:48 🙏🏻

Kurtis- Barbie is an actress. Each movie and it’s rules are different because they’re all fictional gigs for a fictional actress, hence why her name is almost never “Barbie” in these movies.

@andrewgarfieldswife8734

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE BARBIE LORE 😻😻

@mars-fc2zc

Жыл бұрын

tgats so cool

@KazuKweer

Жыл бұрын

love when franchises tackle movie lore like this

@kateinthegrass

Жыл бұрын

I love when people formally adress comments to Kurtis under his own fucking video heheeee

@beans2477

Жыл бұрын

@@kateinthegrass is this sarcasm because i genuinely cant tell but its making me laugh so hard lmfao

Lmao I laughed so damn hard with the whole, "they should have known I'd be reviewing it 17 years later, so no excuse." OH my lord too funny too funny 😂

34:04 we're waiting kurtiz...

@catherinemorris3269

5 ай бұрын

We are waiting Kurtis.. c,mon… 7:35

@TabBY_BuGgZ

3 ай бұрын

STILL WAITING

While I think Preminger being severely bitchless was part of his motivation, I truly believe his main goal was to preform. “How could I refuse” slaps so immeasurably he just needed an excuse to put his whole Premussy into the theater.

@momothebug

2 жыл бұрын

Premussy made me choke so thanks for that

@aureliaavalon

2 жыл бұрын

Premussy 😭 such horrid combination of letters 🔤

@christmastiger

2 жыл бұрын

I'm never going to recover from "Premussy"

@sophielouise6044

2 жыл бұрын

best comment ever

@skzanarchist

2 жыл бұрын

not the premussy 😭

I will say, in defense of the "A Girl Like You" song, Erica is the first one to say they're just alike and Annalise is confused at first, but Erica explains that they are both young women who prioritize taking care of their responsibilities over pursuing their passions. So it's not like rich Annalise just walked up and told poor Erica "Wow, we're like totally the same!". Erica's choice also makes more sense when you realize she's angling to be invited to the castle to sing in hopes of launching her singing career, so she wants to make a connection with Annalise and capitalize on the attention she is getting from the princess from her performance and their striking physical similarities... Also, being forced to marry a stranger is not an enviable life situation even if she is rich.

@raindawnson9254

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! They weren’t comparing their life situations but rather their identities. I also don’t think it’s completely fair to be too harsh on Annalise, sure she has amazing luxuries and privilege beyond belief but she’s completely powerless in her position as a princess. She has little actual authority in her political role and essentially none over her life. She even acknowledges this in the song ‘Free’ with “you’d think that I’m so lucky that I have so many things, I’m realizing that every present comes with strings”, sure the gifts are lovely but at the end of the day they’re (most likely) disingenuous tactics for political advancements; the more you give someone and treat them well the more obligated they feel to return the favor. This isn’t to say that her life is a hard as Erica’s because it’s not but to say she can’t complain or express her distress because of who she is doesn’t feel right. I would also like to defend the ending of the movie as well as critique it. I think how Erica’s story ends is great, the creators didn’t undo her ‘not ending up with the guy’ setup because in their conversation she doesn’t just straight up reject him and pick singing instead, she basically says she wants to pursue her dreams asap since she finally has the ability to and doing that while married isn’t an option in her mind. Dereck understands this and says he’ll wait for her once she’s fulfilled this dream, and she does, she goes to sing for a decent amount of time if I’m not mistaken but eventually misses him, and again now that she finally has the ability to follow her just follow her heart and do what she wants, she does back. The only thing I don’t like about Erica’s ending is the concept that you see in a LOT of media is that you have to sacrifice independence/freedom for love and vice versa, it makes love to be a responsibility which it shouldn’t be. For Annalise’s ending, I know her main thing was to be with Julian but it would’ve been nice to see them lean into her passion for science and show she gets to do something related to that. I know it’d be a bit difficult seeing as even today women aren’t fully welcome into STEM spaces, but at the end of the day it’s a movie for young girls so I think they could sacrifice some historical accuracy for the sake of giving girls a STEM role model. I mean how cool would it be when to learn that she gets to be a princess AND a scientist, young me would’ve gone feral for something like that.

@chloenfurnstahl

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with what your saying. But I think you guys are going a little too deep on this one. Y’all are writing 5 paragraph essays on his idea of the song.

@jits8767

2 жыл бұрын

@@chloenfurnstahl that's literally what grown up barbie stans are like. that's what makes it so enjoyable. there's video essays the length of the film itself discussing the allegory of being gay and disabled in barbie fairytopia.

@pillbugm8914

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Kurtis is... Idk but his reading of the Princess and the Pauper seems to misrepresent the story because he keeps comparing it to the real world when its clearly not meant for that comparison

@freydobaggins6252

2 жыл бұрын

@@jits8767 it’s kind of silly though isn’t it? These films really don’t lend themselves to that kind of deep reading lol they can be enjoyable clearly but there just isn’t that depth there. People will get so, so over defensive over someone lightly making fun of a movie they liked as a kid it’s crazy. Even when he said multiple times how much he liked it and how well done he thought it was! People can do what they like for fun and if that’s overanalysing barbie films then sure. But not everyone has that same determination to read deeply into what is basically just a well done kids’ film. And if you ARE gonna read into it deeply, well then… as someone from a country that does still have a monarchy, and I wish it didn’t, I also don’t love the message of ‘royals have it hard too kids! They’re just like us really!’ People make the exact same arguments about royals living under all these constraints to defend them and the ungodly amount of money and land they hoard, over here. And it sucks! So you can’t have it both ways, can’t say oh these movies are deeper than you think actually! And also reject criticism of them you don’t like, made on that same premise.

waiting patiently for kurtis to do barbie vs bratz live action

@sammyhatessalami

8 ай бұрын

Barbie live action would clearly win in my opinion

barbie's out now, kurtiboy. we're waiting 🤨

Fun fact: Most Barbie movies are actually movies Barbie does, she's an actress. Hence the titles being "Barbie as Rapunzel" or "Barbie in Princess and the Pauper." The only "real" ones are the ones with her sisters, the mermaid tale movies (edit: I've been informed these aren't "real" either, i just always assumed the were because she mentions her aunt in the first movie and her aunt is in fashion fairytale), fashion fairytale, and fairy secret. There might be more? Those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

@novyizem5651

2 жыл бұрын

8 year old me was SHOCKED when the fashion fairytale movie revealed she was an actress

@anaismcallister6616

2 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait I thought Mermaid Tale was Merlia???

@netflixandbleach5779

2 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure the mermaid ones were also her acting because in a fashion fairytale she had a poster of the movie up in her trailer

@_kriddle

2 жыл бұрын

I believe barbie as the actress movies were all the ones with her sisters, fashion fairytale, a fairy secret and barbie diaries

@spaghetits1338

2 жыл бұрын

The old films in the early 2000s (from what I could remember!) began with Barbie telling Kelly or some other character a story. I distinctively remember this happening in the Christmas Carol, Rapunzel and Diamond Castle.

For the tie breaker, you should look through the lists and find out what is regarded as the worst of the barbie and bratz movies and put them head to head

@ladyluck01

2 жыл бұрын

i already know for the barbie one its gonna be Barbie Diaries lmao or the newer ones like Barbie Video games

@mikaylam3011

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladyluck01 it NEEDS to be The Barbie Diaries

@wormwormworm

2 жыл бұрын

BRO HONESTLY YEAH

@virgomoonxoxo

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladyluck01 barbie diaries isn't the worst lol

@kalopsially

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladyluck01 tbh i would watch barbie diaries 600 times if it meant i could purge the memory of barbie princess power from my brain. that was truly awful

this beat is automatic supersonic, hypnotic, funky, fresh

Cant wait until Kurtis does the real life barbie movie against the bratz

I feel like Kurtis is now obligated to watch and commentate on the Monster High movies. Gotta do all the doll related movies now

@missbraindamage

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same thought lol

@fangirlartista

2 жыл бұрын

Up✨

@urbestielily

2 жыл бұрын

then he must also do Ever After High. that was lowkey the SHIT for me when i was younger 😩✨

@fangirlartista

2 жыл бұрын

@@urbestielily OMG, YES✨✨✨

@Peeps_reads

2 жыл бұрын

Monster high vs ever after high

kurtis says “doll movie franchise” with forced detachment like he isn’t heavily invested in the barbie/bratz cinematic universes

@Mggismybaba

2 жыл бұрын

DAMN NOT ALL THESE BOTS 😭✋️

@doravanhee

2 жыл бұрын

Who's Kurtis /j

@greendoom1787

2 жыл бұрын

Kurtis underestimated the price of an L.A. office

@xxstellastarlightxx9284

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh these bots omg

@Maukiki

2 жыл бұрын

hes a barbie girl in a barbie world

Live Barbie is out, now it’s time for part 3

34:01 can't wait for this match-up lol

would pay to see this man sit through the entire fairytopia series

@labellelace

Жыл бұрын

lefting! leftaroo! (something that to this day is part of my vocabulary...)

@Live_Laugh_Loathe

Жыл бұрын

I want his reaction to bibble

@qxtjzz

Жыл бұрын

@@labellelace going left

@kaitlynkuz

Жыл бұрын

@@labellelace dude I was both horrified and fascinated by that movie

@faenene

Жыл бұрын

@@labellelace me too! Haha it’s a running joke in my family

fun fact: julian, the tutor in princess and the pauper, is voiced by the same guy as L from death note in the english dub. he's voiced a few characters in barbie movies

@jennysayquack1730

2 жыл бұрын

iconic

@littlechickenman

2 жыл бұрын

I love that

@anamariefalk3796

2 жыл бұрын

Also they got Wendy Malick in the Bratz movie??? I have The Owl House brain rot, but she's definitely in other things too

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@nugget7363

2 жыл бұрын

Amazon

My sister and I were OBSESSED with The Princess and The Pauper! Her name is Ashley mine is Erika, she’s a blonde I’m a brunette! We always thought it was another version of us in the movie LMAO

@pap-fr

7 ай бұрын

if alternate dimension is a thing then maybe it is

@bettygrof.

7 ай бұрын

that’s adorable

Kurtis…we’re still waiting for the tie breaker…you can’t hide from us

finally... someone taking on the real problems in the world.

@sierrajohnson717

2 жыл бұрын

Omg Bussy lives in KurtisTown!

@galonyouradio

2 жыл бұрын

TELL EM BUSSY

@vicmcc1470

2 жыл бұрын

The two people I watch on KZread in the same place 👀👉👈

@chloedsmith

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao you are the last person I expected to see here but I really don't know why now that you are, it makes complete sense

@abzdudy1

2 жыл бұрын

The real problem is him calling paupers "poppers". Kurtis!!!! It's "pawper" 🤣

how did he not mention that the barbie movie had BLOOPERS at the end, as a kid, it had me rolling on the floor 💀💀

@leaf111

2 жыл бұрын

many barbie movies did but if i remember correctly it only came with the dvds and you had to like select them so it wasn't after the credits (not sure though). the magic of pegasus and diamond castle had awesome bloopers too. i also may be wrong about this but i feel like maybe they started the trend cause all other animated movies with bloopers i can think of are more recent?

@kayaaastone

2 жыл бұрын

FRRR

@4to5MouseHive

2 жыл бұрын

@@leaf111 no, Pixar was having bloopers before the barbie movies

@leaf111

2 жыл бұрын

@@4to5MouseHive i thought of pixar, monsters inc came to mind but for some reason i thought it was released in 2005 lmao you're right

@big_sea

2 жыл бұрын

yea

bratz: how can we afford an office????? also bratz: drops $30,000 before finishing one story in the first issue

@zakosist

9 ай бұрын

I think they stole the money from their rival

The new Barbie movie reminded me this video existed, and now I’m reminded of Kurtis’ promise to rate the live action movies… although Bratz live action pales in comparison to Barbie

We need a Barbie Fairytopia Mermadia commentary. Society needs Kurtis's reaction to Bibble. I played the shit out of those DVD games

@egg6144

2 жыл бұрын

If he’s gonna do that he has to watch the first Fairytopia. I remember I watched Mermaidia as a kid and never realized there was a previous movie. Always thought the recap at the beginning was just the part of the story they didn’t bother to tell😂

@100mazewolves8

2 жыл бұрын

Fairytopia vs bratz diamondz next

@priyashekinah2613

2 жыл бұрын

I read that as bible

@Billibab

2 жыл бұрын

Deep voice Bibble☠️☠️☠️

@nova2756

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I only had mermadia so I always wanted to watch fairytopia since it showed the previews for it

I want Kurtis to keep this going, if nothing else, to see his crusade against Kelly continue.

@Poppy_Loren

2 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE!!!! WE NEED MORE BRATS SOME WERE FUCKIN INSANE

@vantruongthi9105

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@elizaaaaaaas

2 жыл бұрын

Kurtiz*

@littlepsychoanimelover5727

2 жыл бұрын

Yes for sure. He should watch barbie and the nutcracker because I want him to see the part with Kelly as well as the brother in the movie and Tim curry is the badguy rat in that movie

@hannah6yearsago683

2 жыл бұрын

He NEEDS to watch the diamond castle

Kurtis~~~Wheres Part III, we neeed it *NOW*

So mad about the fact that Kurtis didn't mention that "Gorillaz" ends with a "z" like all the Bratz movies

Bratz "generic pop music" honestly hit hard when I was a kid. Not to mention the cd Bratz rock angels released! Bops on bops for kids who weren't into musical theatre lol

@washedblue

2 жыл бұрын

I never watched it despite being the prime target demo BUT just from Kurtis' snippets, some of the songs aren't half bad! I also don't care for the broadway thing and a jukebox musical seems more fitting for Bratz anyway (and fit the early 2000s vibe). just by listening to a few tracks, I feel like their songs were good for kids who's parents wouldn't let them listen to "grown up" pop/R&B but *would* get them a Bratz soundtrack bc it seemed like Kidz Bop to them lol also, just listened to "So Good" for the first time and ngl it genuinely slaps

@noahrugelsjeneidsli1992

2 жыл бұрын

The song «so good» from The Rock Angelz album was on repeat DAILY on my pm3 player as a kid, holy shit that was such a good song back then I’m pretty sure that’s the song that awakened my emo kid faze

@PoppyOxymoron

2 жыл бұрын

The cd was so good!!

@ghoulstreet

2 жыл бұрын

The Bratz Rock Angelz soundtrack slaps. Nobody’s Girl is a personal favorite

@PrincessMultiracial

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’m really annoyed that he dissed the music in the Bratz movie because Lauren Evans is the GOAT and she has amazing range. “This is how we do” isn’t really generic, it’s one of my favorite songs.

The Barbie universe is interesting. I'm pretty sure the cannon is that Barbie is an actress. So many of the movies are movies in her universe that we're just watching. Then you have things like Barbie Life in the Dream House, her KZread channel, and Barbie: Fashion Fairytale that acknowledge the other "fictional" Barbie works

@lia1570

2 жыл бұрын

the bcu (barbie cinematic universe)

@Baby-ob1yf

2 жыл бұрын

it's interesting to point out that Barbie's twitter used to tweet like she's the one tweeting, like a real person. So there was a point where she broke up with Ken. therefore, for a long time, Barbie's partners in movies weren't Ken at all (since some people think it's Ken playing other characters).

@Sophie_Pea

2 жыл бұрын

@@Baby-ob1yf wait actually? That's so funny lol, I respect the company's dedication the the bit

@Baby-ob1yf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sophie_Pea yeahhh they even had a poll about whether or not Barbie should get back together with Ken

@erincc957

2 жыл бұрын

Quentin Tarantino could never

THE BARBIE MOVIE IS OUT NOW!!! WE NEED A FINALE!!

i’m waiting for the live action review now

the sequel no one was expecting but we suddenly couldn't live without. truly inspiring.

@missfortune8553

2 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping he’d do another

barbie is actually an actress in the movies, so all of them are roles that she has played. Except for Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale, where barbie is kicked off of a movie and goes to her aunts place in paris. In her RV , she has posters of past movies she’s done

@InternetsPedestrian

2 жыл бұрын

Also Barbie: A Fairy Secret (sort of a spiritual successor to a Fashion Fairytale)

@Itzaric

2 жыл бұрын

i didn't expect to become this heavily invested in barbie lore. i really want to watch this movie now.

@bellagothsexgf4385

2 жыл бұрын

and ones with her sisters are like "real" barbie

@madelynidleman7991

2 жыл бұрын

@🦋Timileyin Destinee🦋 it’s one of my favorites

@madelynidleman7991

2 жыл бұрын

@@Itzaric you should!! the best ones are from 2001-2011

TALK ABOUT THE LIFEACTIONS NOWWWWW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 We all know you cried with Barbie you are one of us Kurt!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀

25:40 10 months later and this is now a meme

Can’t believe he didn’t even mention the fact that Wolfie barks instead of meowing.

@pawsforever3662

2 жыл бұрын

He's ✨Quirky ✨ and not like other cats

Whenever Kurtis says “we’re getting close to the end I promise” I don’t want to get to the end I’ll watch three hours of Kurtis dissecting barbie and bratz movies 😂😂

@hanzolx

2 жыл бұрын

The fact there’s a dot between you and tube makes that entire sentence discreditable 😭

@freydobaggins6252

2 жыл бұрын

He says this so much in his vids and it’s so funny and kind of sweet as though we didn’t all choose to click on and watch this nd are probably really enjoying it haha

@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “Righteousness guards the person of integrity, but wickedness overthrows the sinner.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭13:6‬ ‭NIV‬‬ F

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

Жыл бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495This isn’t the place to talk about Jesus

29:58 you forgot to add the part where he gives her back her shoe and she goes “my shoe !! you found it !!” it was so ???? cause she saw her shoe fall off and kept walking 😭😭😭😭

NOW YOU HAVE TO MAKE A THIRD ONE PLEASSEEEEE

I'd give my left kidney for Kurtis to react to the Monster High movies now that he's balls deep in the Dolls Cinematic Universe.

@Taynk_real

2 жыл бұрын

i'd give my right lung specifically

@mewsic3063

2 жыл бұрын

@@Taynk_real u give your right and i'll give my left

@Taynk_real

2 жыл бұрын

@@mewsic3063 sounds like a plan

@NJ.Magpie

2 жыл бұрын

I'll give my entire left toe to get Kurtis to react to Monster High, that was my childhood

@mayatvftv

Жыл бұрын

monster high vs ever after high

Barbie’s princess and the pauper is genuinely an amazing movie. The cat song gets me emotional every time.

@laurenkathleen2221

2 жыл бұрын

this movie was my childhood. best villain song too

@TR-oc7hh

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. Noahs ark, should’ve had a cat like you! Your bow wow the cats meow thats how I know you’re youuuu

@julietjarvis8909

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just upset he didn't include the song "How can I refuse?" lol

@LustBug

2 жыл бұрын

you’re no status quo calico 💟

@julialovesgfriend

2 жыл бұрын

yes !!!

He has to do another one of these since the Barbie movie came out

kurtis when’s the live action barbie vs live action brats coming?

I can’t believe Kurtis doesn’t mention the fact that when Cam returns Chloe’s shoe she acts all shocked, like she had no idea where it was even though she DEFINITELY DID WALK AWAY FROM IT AFTER LOOKING AT IT 💀

@honeyswann

2 жыл бұрын

Cameron * not Dylan

@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu

2 жыл бұрын

You ain't wrong

@Mecal21

2 жыл бұрын

"you found it!"

@madelinepopr

2 жыл бұрын

HIS NAME IS CAMERON

@claudiatristian

2 жыл бұрын

@@honeyswann fixed, I just wrote what Kurtis said his name was in that scene without thinking

For anyone who doesn't already know, the man who voices Julian (the princess's assistant) is also the voice of L from Death Note

@mastermarkus5307

2 жыл бұрын

Huh. What specific trivia.

@b0xbrain

2 жыл бұрын

I thought you were bullshitting but I looked it up 😭😭 what the fuckkk

@hollowedxbeauty

2 жыл бұрын

Yooooooooooooo that’s awesome!!!

@cindy8966

2 жыл бұрын

similarly, the magazine boss from Bratz is the same VA as Eda Clawthorne from The Owl House!

@pusheenqueen519

2 жыл бұрын

I think Misa Misa's english VA is in a lot of Barbie movies too.

Kurtis the barbie movie came out... we're waiting

since the live action barbie is out now, I am desperately waiting for that tie breaker you mentioned

Showed this one to my girlfriend and she was howling with laughter! She’s says next time you need to watch Barbie Swan Lake and Bratz Genie Magic

@ziqqyziqqy

2 жыл бұрын

yes!! genie magic for sure

@felicityxclarke

2 жыл бұрын

yesss swan lake

@casioforester8592

2 жыл бұрын

your gf has incredible taste in movies

@jodielee6253

2 жыл бұрын

genie magic slaps so hard watched it at least once every month as a kid

@ur-local-lesbian-comrade

2 жыл бұрын

swan lake and fairytopia are my faves

I’m surprised Kurtis had nothing to say about the cat barking. That felt like a fever dream and I was always obsessed with the barking cat.

@XxAshleyRaynexX

2 жыл бұрын

The song about him not needing to meow was always one of my favorites.

@teallineart8805

Жыл бұрын

It’s pretty weird, but it’s not too unrealistic. Cats mimic their owners and other animals a lot and some cats learn to bark like dogs. Though it doesn’t usually sound like an actual dog.

@brib6046

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t that cat now considered a trans icon??

@libbyf51

Жыл бұрын

@@brib6046 i think it’s because of the song as well (which is my fave song in the movie tbh)

@anatruqui6855

Жыл бұрын

YOUR BOW WOWS THE CATS MEOW ITS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE YOUUUUU

Kurtisssss the Barbie movie came out you know wat time it issss

6:52 our king ❤

As soon as I saw Princess and the pauper I knew bratz didn’t stand a CHANCE 👏🏻

@itsbritneybyotch7471

2 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@bellrod6545

2 жыл бұрын

TRU lmao

@jihantertianp2895

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@rubyiigracee4244

2 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself

@PrincessMultiracial

2 жыл бұрын

Rock Angels is a subpar movie, he should have done the God-tier Passion for Fashion Diamondz or Bratz Go To Paris 💯

Kurtis needs to watch the Bratz movie with the dog that says "That is correct, shawty". Comedic gold.

@megansk

2 жыл бұрын

The bratz sleepover movie!

@myatee4134

2 жыл бұрын

Sasha’s story used to scare me so bad

@mihlemtshwane3358

2 жыл бұрын

@@myatee4134 Omg same! And I always watched it at night for some reason 💀😅

@raven4448

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I loved that movie as a kid

@christensession3458

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

the live action barbie movie is out, kurtis. you know what to do.

kinda proud of myself for recognizing Wendie Malick from like a five second clip of her as a mean boss lady lmao

Bratz is amazing for reaching out and wanting to send you the dolls lol

@Disguised_Cat

Жыл бұрын

Right? So kind.

@snomberry

Жыл бұрын

What if he had accepted them and done the strangest giveaway

@stinklinethegoblin5952

Жыл бұрын

@@snomberry or review

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

@Stinkline The Goblin Oooh that could’ve been pretty cool.

@carolinebegala

Жыл бұрын

Right he should’ve taken the offer and sent me a doll

I think Kurtis will be pleased to know that Kelly has since been wiped from existence and replaced with a slightly different little sister named Chelsea.

@purgatoryproductions310

Жыл бұрын

i used to watch both barbie movies and barbie life in the dreamhouse so my theory was that raquelle (who always calls chelsea "kelly" wrote the barbie movies

@irenerosewell5944

Жыл бұрын

@@purgatoryproductions310 omg I love that

@-hayleymc_is_tired-5038

Жыл бұрын

As someone who only played with the dolls this is horrifying news

@lawyerreactsnotthemoon85

Жыл бұрын

Or she changed her name lol

@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW

Жыл бұрын

kelly was an annoying woe is me oser, chelseas a little more head strong and i love her for it

The Princess and the pauper was one of my favorite movies as a kid, I rewatched it like 100 times

WAITING FOR THE FINALE KURTIS

Can we talk about the fact that Dominic fell in love with Erika after he heard her serenading her barking cat

@brodi4564

2 жыл бұрын

we should cause the song slaps

@tweegerm

2 жыл бұрын

@@brodi4564 travesty that this song was not talked about tbh

@normalperson659

2 жыл бұрын

@@tweegerm It's literally the most memorable song for me.

@talzaenvy

2 жыл бұрын

If I saw a woman serenade her cat instant marriage

@brintesiacirce9414

2 жыл бұрын

My dream woman and my dream cat

For most of the Barbie movies Barbie is “acting” so it’s not like this is an alternate time line or anything it’s actually just Barbie acting. It’s actually pretty interesting.

@thematiasmadness7010

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I think you are onto something how the hell didn’t I think about it

@caspian4087

2 жыл бұрын

@@thematiasmadness7010 it’s not even a theory, Barbie Fashion Fairytale literally shows Barbie acting in a movie, then when in her trailer there’s a poster for Barbie in a Mermaid Tale, and later she talks about the filming of Barbie in the 3 Musketeers so at least all the movies pre Fashion Fairytale can be assumed to be Barbie “acting” in those films, I’m not certain if that keeps going in later movies tho

@thematiasmadness7010

2 жыл бұрын

@@caspian4087 I was a kid, a very stupid kid and also I didn’t watch that one

@sierramargolis5452

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss when I was a kid I would play with my Barbie’s and make up different stories where all the dolls were the “actors”. I would keep track of the different stories I made and then I’d have award shows for the dolls after a few days. All inspired by this idea from the movies

@emmadyer

2 жыл бұрын

@@thematiasmadness7010 that’s why all the titles are actually “Barbie as….”

Kurtis. The new Barbie movie is out. We're ready for the finale.

now that the barbie movie is so close to coming out I cannot wait for the finale

Kurtis’s beef with Kelly is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed

@ClaireDuhLune

2 жыл бұрын

Every single human is beefing with Kelly

@johmlemon532

Жыл бұрын

Kelly has given me PTSD and ever since I first witnessed the horrific forehead that is Kelly I have been going to war trauma therapy. That’s how bad Kelly is

@anakhanair_

Жыл бұрын

Kelly more like smelly

@fortifyjoy

Жыл бұрын

kelly more like smelly

@foolyboi2640

Жыл бұрын

No

Fun fact: around the time Princess and the Pauper came out, Barbie sold singing dolls of the two “identical” women in the movie. If you pressed the button on their music boxes at the same time, they’ll duet “I’m just like you”. I *may* have had them as a kid and played the songs endlessly…

@malashepherd653

2 жыл бұрын

ME TOO! I’m pretty sure the buttons were on their stomachs so I hit them accidentally as much as purposefully

@lucy-qu8fo

2 жыл бұрын

I’d be in bed and they’d start singing while they’re in a box on top of my wardrobe 😭

@maranzonizonta5826

2 жыл бұрын

Mine broke bc I used it for too much LMAO

@AstraeaFae

2 жыл бұрын

ME TOO I WAS GONNA COMMENT!! They were the coolest things!!!!

@malashepherd653

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucy-qu8fo that’s terrifying 😂

I’ll patiently wait for the tie breaker video knowing that the live action Barbie movie came out lmao

19:14 we don’t like them cuz they’re twins Oh and I guess they’re evil too

Kurtis you a homie I’ve always wondered what pauper meant but couldn’t be bothered to look it up.

@satsukisasscheeks

2 жыл бұрын

i used #contextclues

@kvetchenfinks7044

2 жыл бұрын

it means you can only play cards printed at common

@ethanl9860

2 жыл бұрын

i thought it was a word for someone who made clothes💀

@xadielplasencia3674

2 жыл бұрын

He a real one

@three7446

2 жыл бұрын

I was a kid but I used context clues to figure out it meant a peasant lol

Fun fact: my sister and I watched princess and the pauper all the time growing up- so much so that my sister basically made Preminger her imaginary friend. Except she couldn’t pronounce his name exactly right and would call him PERminger. I would walk by her room sometimes and she would just be talking to or yelling at the imaginary Perminger. Literally have no idea why that character was so influential to her.

@amberruby4896

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s a younger sister thing,, I don’t know why

@zoombah5371

2 жыл бұрын

premmie is a baddie, that's why. love him 💜💜

@justcallmeemma9521

2 жыл бұрын

BECAUSE HE’S THE REAL QUEEN AND THE TRUE MAIN CHARACTER IN THAT MOVIE!!!

@fruitygarlic3601

2 жыл бұрын

P&P and Rapunzel were two of the movies I was too embarrassed to watch with my parents at ages 2-5 because I had crushes on Preminger and Gothel. Your sister was enlightened.

@saucysacrilegious

2 жыл бұрын

it's cuz he's a flaming homosexual fr

Love action Barbie is out now waiting on the video

brooo he could’ve watched diamond castle!! literally the best oneeee.

Wanna remind everyone that the barbies they sold in relation to this movie actually sang to each other if you pressed the buttons on their backs at the same time

@cierad.341

2 жыл бұрын

i still have the ones my sister and i got, they’re great

@ten-ze1pq

2 жыл бұрын

I just got them and Erika has slightly older batteries so she’s off key compared to Anneliese it’s amazing

@tarynmckinney2620

2 жыл бұрын

my rich friend had them as a kid and i used to do this every time i went over. thank you for reminding me of them

@eurekamreum5458

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome!

@juliabarker2375

2 жыл бұрын

I literally still have them because how could you get rid of something that cool!

kinda surprised kurtis didn’t mention anything about the cat that barks and how there’s a whole song about it while erica is in the bathtub also preminger is voiced by martin short

@kellerk67000

2 жыл бұрын

OMG THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD VOICE ACTORS THAT I NEVER NOTICED IN BARBIE julien is the same guy who plays L in death note

@Katie-zj5sw

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellerk67000 STOP IT!!! I didn’t know that about Julien! Ugh now I need to watch both Pauper and Deathnote for the millionth time 😆

@marthie7103

2 жыл бұрын

that song is AMAZING

@deathsheadhawkmoths

2 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly

@hippityhoppitybleblebleb2236

2 жыл бұрын

probably avoiding copyright for showing bathing cartoon 😥

That Bratz game was such a staple of my childhood. So many parts of the movie were in the video game, and I get hit with nostalgia every time a clip pops up.

Waiting for the Barbie movie vs Bratz movie review..