I didn’t know KZread was selling shorts. I should buy a pair

@getmiloed

Жыл бұрын

this is so funny but in a candid way

@themandarin9493

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same! I heard they were decent quality.

@AV_Action

Жыл бұрын

Good one, Liam

@Iwishiwasntactuallyreal

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@heather3389

Жыл бұрын

Haha nice one dad

The incessant Freudian slip of calling KZread Shorts “Tik-toks” is hilarious to me

@r3dsnow757

Жыл бұрын

@Victory i'm still waiting for your mom, is she finally here?

@OhWowThatsDumb

Жыл бұрын

The unnecessary use of big words is hilarious to me

@chelseakitkatz

Жыл бұрын

@@OhWowThatsDumb i mean… i don’t think any of the words here were unnecessary. got their point across pretty well

@seguaye

Жыл бұрын

@@OhWowThatsDumb Bro unnecessary is literally a longer word than incessant

@worstusernameintheworld9871

Жыл бұрын

@@OhWowThatsDumb bruh if you complain about "big words", then you're either in middle/junior high school, or you need to go out and talk to others more oh wait, lemme translate this for your growing foetal brain to understand: if u talk bad about "big words", u are kid or u need friend

As a scientist I can confirm a huge field of study is the nature vs nurture aspect of being a prankster

@jul1ana15

5 ай бұрын

Fr this was all my into to psych class was about

@the_local_bigamist

3 ай бұрын

As a fellow Scientician who received medical training and a doctorate titled 'Prankology: The Missing Link in the "Nature vs Nurture" Theory' from the prestigious School of Complicated Science at the Yale-Harvard-Oxford Correspondence University of the Cayman Islands, I can confirm this (see: my doctoral thesis, mentioned prior). Not to brag but you probably are able to confirm this due to my work in both medicine and academia (see: my totally legitimate credentials, mentioned prior). It was that piece of work which confirmed that pranking essentially settles the debate around the "nature/nurture" concept and is the common denominator in all case studies regarding genetics. The various medical communities are acting slow when it comes to accepting our findings but we put this down to the fact that we pranked so many of them. We actually pulled that cold, paddling pool bed stunt on the Vice Chancellor of Brown University and he tried to have us barred from the academic community, but we tarred and feathered him and then ran off back to the Cayman Islands. Oh and we have also built a school dedicated to the study of the Science of Prankology, utilising a multi-disciplinarian approach - we have physicians, psychologists, people who study genetics, computer scientists, people from the social sciences (or that's what we tell the banks anyway, to justify our income on the Cayman Islands, not that they really care as long as they get their cut of the money as we smuggle dru... study. We're totally legit though). Sorry, got carried away by a sketchy academic-based lore there.

I deleted TikTok because I needed a break from the addiction. I ended up just watching KZread shorts instead, without being able to stop. Even though the content on KZread shorts is boring and bad, I just couldn’t stop scrolling. The addiction was even worse.

@Eja132

Жыл бұрын

I put TikTok into the secure folder so that if I ever wanna scroll hopefully my laziness will deter me from using it

@naomi8420

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY i wish there was a way to disable shorts bc it’s so bad

@Hiniikaoo

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@NotGingerCakes

Жыл бұрын

@@naomi8420 you can actually disable them in settings you might not be able too another way to do it is to delete shorts from your recommended page I did the 2nd option and I stopped scrolling :) hope this helped! ❤

@naomi8420

Жыл бұрын

@@NotGingerCakes thank you so much

as a nanny and an older sister, I can confirm that 6-11 year olds are keeping KZread shorts alive because they aren’t allowed to have tiktok.

@basementmac7

Жыл бұрын

@its Time You are disappointing Danny right now, man

@discontinuedcat1697

Жыл бұрын

literally my younger sibling 💀💀

@KassieR329

Жыл бұрын

fr that's the only reason my little sister watches them 😅

@Giana_Silver

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@florasteien1353

Жыл бұрын

My brother

I love how Danny keeps calling KZread shorts "tiktoks" and never corrects himself

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

💯

@littledog7242

Жыл бұрын

They’re basically the same thing

@yoongiverse.

Жыл бұрын

A lot of them are just stolen TikToks anyway lol

@plantyt3246

Жыл бұрын

Most are people just uploading their own tik tioks or other peoples so he is technically correct, which is unfortunate because I think original content is cool and they should push that instead

@Imxel21

Жыл бұрын

@@plantyt3246 there’s no point. That’s going to create burnout with creators. Tiktok is the prime source of these types of videos. There’s only so much you could do with short videos.

This is a year later and Im just gonna go ahead and assume that Danny is singlehandedly the only reason why links can’t be posted in the comments of youtube shorts

@froggy5748

Ай бұрын

Honestly it’s kind of fucking wild that even THE CREATORS can’t put links in their comments. There’s people trying to share their recipes and when they post links it’s just normal text instead. It’s losing a ton of traffic to their recipes and shit. It’s probably also effecting brand deals and shit too. Links in the DESCRIPTIONS of KZread shorts don’t even work. Links to OTHER KZread VIDEOS by the creator POSTED by the creator don’t work. It’s kinda wild that they just banned links and put zero thought into it at all.

@ZInk2240

16 күн бұрын

​@@froggy5748 I agree but the amount of scam channels that iv seen... Something they could do is enable it when you get monetized

@NotOnLand

Күн бұрын

@@froggy5748 "put zero thought into it at all" is KZread's motto

Danny saying, “You can say that again,” with the most nondescript facial expression is utterly hilarious to me, and I don’t know why.

@qwesycheesyy

9 күн бұрын

Literally though!

I actively tried to avoid YT shorts, but something would always catch my eye and there goes 2 hours.

@dragonsrule20201

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! It's made worse cause the algorithm quickly became better than tiktok ever was for me, so I feel like it's worth it to waste the time until I back out and realize how long its been

@tessao6088

Жыл бұрын

I have the same problem! I don’t even like them but sometimes I’ll just scroll through them…

@heather3389

Жыл бұрын

Literallyyyyy

@phoney86

Жыл бұрын

mhm same

@QueerAndHunger

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'll just click on one I find kind of interesting and then I'll have watched 100 of them :/ They're not even good, most of them are familly guy clips

I finally had a dream with Danny in it last week. Was sort of a nightmare, essentially I was hanging out with Danny but then I was late for work and got fired. So in a way, Danny caused a nightmare scenario for me financially.

@anounimousartist9820

Жыл бұрын

Damm, that's harsh

@princessloveheartglitter

Жыл бұрын

Wtf danny, how could you do this

@avettcore

Жыл бұрын

dang he’s moved on to affecting stranger’s lives OUSTIDE of their subconscious! way to go danny!

@Tomboysksksk

Жыл бұрын

Lmao reminds me of the reddit video he made a few months ago with someone who said they had a dream with danny in it

@Sam_Remastered

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

On the topic of Danny Dreams... I once dreamed about Danny with no teeth. He wasn't even the main attraction of the dream, it was just a school dream.

@Trainspotter-

2 ай бұрын

😦

@ilikecurry2345

2 ай бұрын

@@Trainspotter- Danny Gumzalez, as he'll be known.

The weird thing about KZread shorts is despite how random and bad the content is, it's still just as addicting as TikTok

@jonnnnniej

Жыл бұрын

I have a theory that it being kinda bad is part of the addiction. Cause when you see two or three bad ones, you are just craving a decent one very badly... :')

"is your wife single?" made me laugh way harder than I thought it would

@roxane444

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@TheFriend-pd3bw

Жыл бұрын

1k likes with only one comment?

@Ghostface2point0

Жыл бұрын

@@TheFriend-pd3bw I'll take no comments over most of the weird arguments that go down in KZread comment sections lol 🤷🏾‍♂️

I love how Danny isn't even trying to do outros anymore he's just like "BYE" and aggressively ends the video

@danallen2000

Жыл бұрын

It makes me feel so disgruntled, I’m like taken by surprise every tume

@flame.6375

Жыл бұрын

I animated a cat so I

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove

Жыл бұрын

If he physically grabbed the camera and you were able to see closeup footage of a blurry head moving quickly and aggressively in front of the camera before the recording abruptly ends that would make it so much better

@kittycathxp397

Жыл бұрын

Well this is the second where he gets a bit more ✨goofy✨

@Hydrophobiqe

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ No

getting high and watching the second channel is my new nightime rutine

@mattcottrell3286

3 ай бұрын

Me rn

@Trainspotter-

2 ай бұрын

I read nightmare routine, I’m getting ready to blaze and be horrified

ii'm convinced the first one is fetish content

This channel feels like a secret club because all the videos are so tethered to each other that it feels like the Danny Cinematic Universe, and only the 2nd channel viewers understand it.

@rckyhrrorpctrshowandtell

Жыл бұрын

“It’s a second channel thing. _You_ wouldn’t understand it, you first-channeler.” - Some Greg, probably.

gotta love how danny corrected himself the first time he said "tiktoks" and then proceeded to call them tiktoks at least another three times. consistency is important

@rachelcookie321

Жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, most of them are just reuploaded tiktoks

@addyslife8060

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS TOO

@jasperjazzie

Жыл бұрын

they basically are tiktoks lol

@fwcecil

Жыл бұрын

in danny’s defense, most of them are just shared TikToks with the watermark cut and the ending cut

@informalnarwhals

Жыл бұрын

wouldnt it be funny if everyone just called them tiktoks or vines purely to spite youtube >:3c

I used to not watch KZread shorts, then, one faithful night, I started watching them. I can't explain the horrors I have found there without scarring you all, but they are certainly there. And, what's worse, if you're watching something frozen in horror, it recommends more of it. Truly a terrible cycle. 5 stars.

@PaperClipping7412

11 ай бұрын

What did u find on the hellhole

IT WAS HIS IDEA 9:56 NOW WE CANT PUT LINKS IN COMMENTS

@palmossi

Ай бұрын

Yes you can, just not in shorts

@Ghibli_Otaku

13 күн бұрын

I KNEW IT-

@Brimations

6 күн бұрын

I still feel like the creators of the videos should be able to have links in their own comment section.

I’m very happy to see that Danny is thoughtful about his knee alert. As a person who is knee sensitive, I really appreciate the heads up

@tillystewart9275

Жыл бұрын

🦵

@gbshaver

Жыл бұрын

knee too

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@abbrah90

Жыл бұрын

my boyfriend is too

@ninalove3044

Жыл бұрын

I would have preferred a warning, I'm triggered by knees so...

I will admit I am a big KZread Shorts watcher, but I wouldn’t say I enjoy them. I’ll be on KZread to watch a regular video and one suggested short will catch my eye, and then I find myself scrolling and scrolling and endlessly watching. It’s honestly incredible how good they are at keeping you in that loop, it’s much worse than TikTok. I can’t ever escape.

@Ekolop

Жыл бұрын

Omg.... That's so true... Untill you realize you had been trapped and then escape, just to find yourself back for that other short you liked that was next to the first one you had clicked on

@ithoughtiwascishet1316

Жыл бұрын

at least you can see what shorts you're clicking on. much less of a safety hazard than tiktok's format. but yes, still very much addictive.

@undefinedfuck1301

Жыл бұрын

Yes, same and I hate it. This is the reason I don't even have tiktok but now I can't escape even here

@moleherron2396

Жыл бұрын

Dude I have been trapped in an endless string of family guy more often then not, and I don't even like family guy

@sarahnaz1544

Жыл бұрын

like you find one wierd short that piques your interest and you go over to the channel and bam it's been hours

i never been so proud im wearing the exact star wars shirt danny is wearing

I love that little puff because he’s a cat and he’s so chill. He just makes my day watching him try life hacks and get dressed up

I haven't had any nightmares about Danny but I HAVE had dreams about Drew and I dating, which feels like the complete opposite of what is supposed to be happening.

@l0vl337

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@blueismylove3128

Жыл бұрын

Why is this so funny to me 😭?

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

I had a dream that I ran into a Fundamentalist Evangelical youth pastor I used to know, and she was glaring daggers at me. I later went inside and looked in a mirror and saw that I was Ned Flames, the alter ego Danny used to try and go viral on TikTok. I was AFAB but am trans/genderfluid, so that youth pastor would glare at me if she saw me presenting as male now. I just don't know why I would be Ned Flames specifically ...

@inyrui

Жыл бұрын

I had a dream the other night and Drew was in it and we just talked for awhile lmao. It's weird cause I haven't watched a video from him in like a month either

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

Dude Amanda is coming for your head with her Afghanistan skills

I kinda unironically love that little puff, seeing a cute cat in little outfits that doesn’t seem to mind is quite sweet! And while theres not much context sometimes it doesn’t matter bc im on head empty mode when i go into shorts

@sialmfao

Жыл бұрын

i know right? the cat is so cute and so fluffy how can i not love the little puff?

@corinnemestemacher7910

Жыл бұрын

That Little Puff is the best!

@emmac6046

Жыл бұрын

i love puff too

@sane0820

Жыл бұрын

that little puff used to make videos where they would make drinks in asmr, i don't think they make videos like that anymore and i kinda miss them, each drink was cute and had a theme to it. sometimes they would mix ingredients that go together really well, and sometimes..(one time actually) they would mix sprite and crushed tomatoes together, both of those probably don't go well but i haven't tasted it so

@AsterFunnk

Жыл бұрын

i watch him on tiktok its cute and its pretty much all (lifehacks/wierd science tricks?) myth busting, so its kinda intresting

12:34 I literally couldn’t stop laughing💀

@xen4906

Жыл бұрын

why did he make that noise tho..

@ellifsyaa

Жыл бұрын

@@xen4906 🫦

@RyleeSanchez-ek5em

11 ай бұрын

@@xen4906fr 🤨

6:06 why did he pick up the snakes neck like it was his wife’s neck to kiss it..?

I'm a KZread shorts addict, I must confess. It's quite awful. The whole reason I didn't want to download TikTok was so that I wouldn't get trapped in the endless cycle. But here I am, on KZread, watching shorts for hours straight even though they aren't entertaining in the least bit. 😔

@euuuughhhh7799

Жыл бұрын

tiktok is addicting so you’re doing the right thing. i had to make the choice to delete it a few weeks ago bc i was on it too much lol

@Pokegirlforever2000

Жыл бұрын

@@euuuughhhh7799 man I deleted it for the opposite! I used it for maybe an hour all in one sitting per week or more. Like I’d sit there for an hour and then not use it for another 7-10 days

@yisizhang9604

Жыл бұрын

It’s scary how this is the direction of where EVERY SINGLE VIDEO PLATFORM is going, because we just have such short attention span and we need to feel like we obtained information/information in a short period of time

@garfaaldo

Жыл бұрын

@@Pokegirlforever2000 yeah i didn’t like tiktok simply bc i don’t feel like i get a chance to breathe, so to speak. unless you pause the video to read comments, everything is constantly playing and replaying, you never get a second to just pause. youtube gives you opportunities to binge comments or scroll through videos without actively engaging in any content.

@plipplop2886

Жыл бұрын

YES! I deleted tiktok after I got addicted to scrolling long past when my enjoyment ended. But now I have the same problem here on youtube, hours and hours of mind-numbing content that I don't enjoy nor care about

i like how danny's hair is the only part of his body that's aging lmao

@mackback319

Жыл бұрын

NOT ANYMORE

@cmd0317

Жыл бұрын

about that…

@xXAcidBathXx

Жыл бұрын

In his attic there is a portrait of a old man with youthful hair

@Nailpainter1

11 ай бұрын

@@xXAcidBathXx is this a picture of dorian gray reference

@xXAcidBathXx

11 ай бұрын

@@Nailpainter1 yes! It’s one of my favorite books tbh

the subtle clown makeup at 3:29 classy, dan. classy

In response to 9:47 I can explain why you might need/want a link in the comment. I am a part of numerous discord vent servers that I joined through links in the comments of vent playlists, not to mention the fact that you might need to put a link to, say, a website that backs something said/argued in a comment. I do see your point though, and KZread really does have a ridiculously out of hand spamming problem.

@Genericmug

7 ай бұрын

The cons outweigh the pros 😅

Danny: *“WHY* would anyone even *need* to put links in the comments?? Just *ban all links!!”* Sponsors: *sweating*

@n.e.v.e.r

Жыл бұрын

It could be restricted so that only the video uploader could put links in their comments, or maybe comments with links would automatically be held for review.

@thatpanguy

Жыл бұрын

Yooo wassup OT :)

@Pokegirlforever2000

Жыл бұрын

I also see people do it for collabs. Like someone links the person they made a video with in their bio but ALSO in the comments to make it more likely for someone to check out their friend’s channel

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove

Жыл бұрын

Or as one who has debates over random things in the comments and relies on sources to back up my arguments 😓

@mrfrogkingg

Жыл бұрын

OT, my man

I dont really want to admit it, but the amount of time I have spent watching KZread Shorts in the past few months is kind of scary. Its like digging for gold, sifting through dirt until you find the golden nuggets, and its addicting.

@calicoscloverleaf

Жыл бұрын

Literally. I haven't used TikTok in a while because I started watching straight up KZread again, and once the shorts happen, I've wasted so much time on them. For me, they're absolutely working. And I hate it.

@shadyleopard7382

Жыл бұрын

same here i find it hard to stop sometimes 😭

@Sappby

Жыл бұрын

Fr. But for some reason there’s a community of good Asian food KZread shorts creators (like Jeanelle eats)

@luvvdwaekki

Жыл бұрын

exactlyyyy

@Clara-ze9hu

Жыл бұрын

no literally same

I was sitting in absolute silence for about 2 hours making homework, when I suddenly heard a Danny scream GREG PILLOOOOWWWS. I am absolutely petrified.

12:56 me whenever i show my parents my art as a kid

Danny, I had a dream where there was a skinwalker chasing me and it had your face

@peytonamber560

Жыл бұрын

Sound more like a nightmare to me

@mariagloria5775

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@TordParker2.0

Жыл бұрын

Well dang.

@ladybugsinurshoes

Жыл бұрын

slay

@dogapproved3537

Жыл бұрын

Danny sleep paralysis and nightmare monsters. The worse. Even worse when he brings his balloon sidekick

I had a nightmare last night where Danny was in a weird glass room with a person shouting at them to “eat the soup” (there was nothing there) the person and Danny were sitting facing each other on wooden chairs with a table infront of them. Danny notices me, takes an origami frog, breaks the glass, comes up to me, and says “howdy cowboy” then I woke up. Strange

@jasperrrrrrrr3136

Жыл бұрын

yk even if this is a lie ur mind is immaculate for coming up with this

@unfriendlyghost

Жыл бұрын

Something about bizarre nightmares like that are more terrifying than a straight up nightmare. The "howdy cowboy" sent me though

@Unseen_Sight

Жыл бұрын

New backrooms level unlocked!: Danny's soup.

@rowanisfruity8401

Жыл бұрын

why was danny in the soup room video from the dark web

@moldybread5828

Жыл бұрын

Can't really say you didn't have a dream but it's too weird to tell idk

i just love the fact that danny keeps going back and forth from “youtube shorts” and “tik toks” lmao

danny tongue alert at 12:36 gasp

@PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca

2 ай бұрын

I wasn't prepared 😭

I remember when my brother was little he thought everything on TV was fake because that's what we told him. But he thought fake as in everything you see on TV including people on the news was just simply drawn. Those people did not actually exist they are just hyperrealistic drawings. Honestly, I think he was on to something. Off topic but I needed to share.

@virgochic81

Жыл бұрын

Smart kid! He's not wrong!

@cherrysodaaa

Жыл бұрын

Wait- are we all just fake then? Are we all just lab experiments? Damn this kid got me thinking.

@zirconium2014

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's dumb to continue to let kids think that extreme aha

@cherrysodaaa

Жыл бұрын

But now I’m thinkin

@glowrillaz

Жыл бұрын

Kinda off topic too but my little brother used to turn off the tv before going to school and getting mad and crying for hours when he comes back, turn it on, and sees the show he was watching is gone.

Honestly That Little Puff holds a special place in my heart and I'm not afraid to admit it.

@JamesIbis

Жыл бұрын

Same, I watch it on Facebook but I think it's different pages re-uploading their videos XD

@wheatywhaffle7344

Жыл бұрын

same he's so cute

@alexiaatheducc

Жыл бұрын

Saaame

@Vix_Vi

Жыл бұрын

Same! I see so many of these "life hacks" against my will, and watching a cute cat debunk/verify them is so cathartic.

@circumferenced

Жыл бұрын

@@Vix_Vi your manager wants you to work harder

3:44 that’s probably a 6 year old kid 🤣

"just make it so that you can't put links in the comments" every middle-schooler to ever rickroll: 👁👄👁

I deleted TikTok because I thought it was brainwashing me. Now, I use KZread Shorts to watch all the TikToks that were brainwashing me.

@petermmm42

Жыл бұрын

at least ur not being spied by the ccp or at the very least able to be spied on by the ccp lol

@maeveramsey9251

Жыл бұрын

What do you think Google does with your personal information?

@Keralasha444

Жыл бұрын

@leo No it’s not

@rinkilla666

Жыл бұрын

@@petermmm42 go outside freak

12:37 can’t wait to see that clip in a “Danny Gonzalez out of context” video

@JuhoSprite

Жыл бұрын

Finally its here yes finally 😇

@Al___

Жыл бұрын

12:39

@smokey024

Жыл бұрын

The moan bro lmao

@anonymouse2059

9 ай бұрын

​@@smokey024it low-key turned me on so bad😭

@sillycup.

5 ай бұрын

@@Al___CLIP THAT!!!

We can now blame drew for KZread getting rid of links

@cutesmallplaystoesfitsinteacup

Күн бұрын

real!! i cant beileve drew did this!

I can’t stop laughing at this part 14:00

@GameLegendYT.

2 ай бұрын

LMAO😂😂😂

That Little Puff is actually pretty fun to watch. They have a second cat that shows up in the clips sometimes too, and they do make a little production out of the failed attempts at recreating the life hacks/crafts as well. At first I thought it was kind of weird but it grew on me after seeing their stuff show up in my FB feed pretty consistently. Ever since that odd attempt from KZread trying to shove the shorts in my face (maybe last year? don't really remember all I know is that it was there in my recommended for a solid week), I haven't seen them at all and I legitimately thought they were removed or put on a separate platform or something. I had no idea Puff was actually on here because all their clips link to Instagram (which I don't even use so I just assumed that's where they came from) on FB. I know that part is "Meta" trying to shill more of their software but it just never occurred to me that they'd be here of all places for some reason lmao Edit: I should clarify, I'm a colossal boomer for this site because I've been here since the opening months of its creation. I'm just so used to full on videos from content creators that the whole shorts thing just makes me cringe and avoid it altogether. That stuff is just so bizarre to me. Even TikTok weirded me out when I tried it, and I completely missed out on Vine. I guess I'm so used to seeing insane shitposting on FB that it's a little more doable for me... But then again, I'm only really there for the bot pages anyway. AI is hilarious. Editing this comment a third time because KZread apparently heard me talking shit and I found a lineup of shorts this morning on my feed. I'm only a little upset lol

@zirconium2014

Жыл бұрын

The comments on the cat videos are really weird

@AndroidPuka

Жыл бұрын

@@zirconium2014 I've never seen them lol this is the first time I found out they were here. I'll probably check it out at some point. Seems like a common theme for things like that.

@hickorypie

Жыл бұрын

the cat videos really bother me for some reason, they're using their cat for clout, dressing him up in clothes, which can actually mess with cats body temperatures not to mention this cat already has long fur. I'm sure the cat is fine, but i just find it a little odd.

@imurvenus2605

Жыл бұрын

I think for me it's the obvuously fake sound effects. Like the weird "slurp meow" thing that happens. It bothers me to no end. And it's the same effects EVERY SINGLE TIME. So the videos become repetitive and cringey the more and more I see them

@eliyahopperman280

Жыл бұрын

My dude wrote an entire book in the comments

I had a Danny nightmare last night, I was trapped in a basement maze type thing with a demon creature, and there was this old man that looked and sounded like an old Danny, and I think the demon also looked like Danny so thanks for that great nightmare content

@gabriellac4708

Жыл бұрын

i also had a danny dream last night, it wasnt a nightmare unfortunatley. we were just pals hanging out and then he decided to harrass me with a dog toy by waving it in my face while I was trying to rest and wouldn't stop until I opened my eyes. still waiting for my nightmare, I hope it comes soon.

@empressnavier_

Жыл бұрын

@@gabriellac4708 how is harrassing someone with a dog toy not a nightmare to u😭💀

@ManishSingh-jz2hx

Жыл бұрын

Copied comment??

@gabriellac4708

Жыл бұрын

@@empressnavier_ honestly the noises from the dog toy did freak me out a bit but after that we went back to just hanging out lmao

@hankhill8688

Жыл бұрын

his dream of becoming a reoccurring dream-demon is coming true 💀

Take a swig of sparkling water each time Danny says “tiktok” instead of KZread short

6:23 Snakes aren’t actually slimy, Danny. That’s a misconception.

@justforkat9513

Жыл бұрын

I like how snakes feel but I assume he was just jokinh

@solala1312

Жыл бұрын

snakes are cold, when you touch then - right? 🤔

@scarthecheetah1958

Жыл бұрын

@@solala1312 if the snake recently basked in the sun or a heat lamp then they will feel warm but otherwise they are usually cool to the touch

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

They also don't unhinge their jaws, like Danny makes a joke about in the Hard Rock Nick video. Danny knows nothing of snakes. 😢

@scarthecheetah1958

Жыл бұрын

@@janeeyre1990 unfortunately Danny indeed has no knowledge of snakes

Yes .... I watch the shorts. I am addicted and I cannot stop. It's like a little break from the long videos I watch. I spent twenty minutes scrolling down the shorts before I finished your video.

@Reilvrsstarzx

Жыл бұрын

The fact is, is that I don't even like watching them, but I just like keep scrolling 😭😭😭😭😭

@rachaelh8026

Жыл бұрын

@@Reilvrsstarzx same😭😭😭 i wish i could disable shorts, this is literally why i deleted TikTok and now im stuck with KZread which i cant delete

@bellawherethehellhaveyoube3162

Жыл бұрын

@@rachaelh8026 this is EXACTLY how i feel about shorts

@cherie..cherry

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY 😂💀 I deleted tiktok but here I am 4 months later going down the rabbit hole Of KZread shorts. I like them because unlike some tiktoks; I like getting straight to the point videos for cooking etc without watching a 20 minute video 😅

@chels11327

Жыл бұрын

Omg I agree with all of u. If I don't have to work, then I can easily spend 2 hours of my morning scrolling thru shorts. And I absolutely hate that I can't stop myself!!

4:46, Danny is talking about common videos on youtube shorts but says "tik tok" instead of youtube shorts. I just wanted to clarify that.

A lot of people often watch KZread shorts as a replacement for TikTok, which as far as I know is banned and not allowed for many children of under 15 in households

"yo dude is your wife single?" will now always live in my head

I literally had like a crossover episode of a nightmare with Danny. I was invited to tour a haunted house with Shane and Ryan (formerly of Buzzfeed Unsolved) and when we got inside every single "monster" was Danny. Like Danny dressed as a wizard or as the little nutcracker. the little nutcracker is what woke me up 😂

@dely-sr8oh

Жыл бұрын

youre helping progress his goal of being a sleep paralysis demon

@MissDraiha

Жыл бұрын

I had a dream that I was at an underwater amusement park with Kurtis, and I asked about his brother and he started screaming at me that I can't make fun of his brother (because his brother was discriminated against because he was disabled... he was missing half of one finger)

@eaj_tae9184

Жыл бұрын

one of the best crossovers😂

@smertrat1539

Жыл бұрын

I had a crossover dream with that fucking big salamander from amphibia and the main girl from the previously said show, with also my great grandmother

@calicoscloverleaf

Жыл бұрын

I haven't dreamed of Danny yet but I have had MacDoesIt in my dream once. It was a fairy dream (but like, gothic tone) and he was a fairy. He said his name was Ms. Murffle. Still waiting for Danny to be in my dream. Guess I'll binge some videos before I sleep!

the pillows look very greg

The last one has me crying 💀💀

Had a Danny dream where I was doing a comedy skit for him in an empty restaurant and after my punchline he just says "That wasn't very funny." Still stings, Danny.

@Hithere-uz6wd

Жыл бұрын

I doubt that that is a dream you had... you usually dont remember dreams and ive never remembered anything anyone has said in any dream ive ever had that i remember

@amywebb359

Жыл бұрын

@@Hithere-uz6wd lots of people remember their dreams and lots of people remember what is said to them, especially if they write it down once they wake up (which many do!)

@8makes1team81

Жыл бұрын

@@Hithere-uz6wd I remember a few dreams I had, mostly because something like extremely weird/scary happened

@asecondisopod

Жыл бұрын

@@Hithere-uz6wd Not everyone forgets every dream they have. Some people remember some dreams, even if they fade quick. I definitely remember having a dream last night. But over the last few hours I've forgotten everything except waking up at 4:00am and thinking the dream was really weird and off-putting

@yawninglion1677

Жыл бұрын

@@Hithere-uz6wd I remember a majority of my dreams, and I have very vivid memories of specific conversations/arguments from dreams

danny can make anything normal and boring comedic in someway, love this guy

@mugofbricks

Жыл бұрын

@Kurtis Shut

@RainbowFlowerCrow

Жыл бұрын

@المملكة العربية السعودية no.

@Myrilia

Жыл бұрын

He sure won't let us get bored!! 😤

@alicecurtis9763

Жыл бұрын

i read this without the comedic so i just thought u were saying “danny can make anything normal and boring in someway, love that” and was like alright we all look for different things

“Yo dude is your wife single?” ☠️

5:42 they probably do but also one of your fellow viners had some for his dog back in the day, I think it was Curtis Lepore

yes, i watch youtube shorts when im bored, and scrolling mindlessly through content is easy to get lost in 💀

@MillieEyelash14

Жыл бұрын

Same

@bananaramma5044

Жыл бұрын

I don’t even get notifications while I’m watching shorts for some reason

@Holygroundgirlie.fanpage

Жыл бұрын

Same

As a Russian, the ice cream brand is called "Clean Line" and the flavor they're eating is "Jolly Cactus". In case you wanted to know

@zlbxue

Жыл бұрын

they’re freaking delicious too

@definitelymdt

Жыл бұрын

Clean Line? That sounds like a type of dental floss lol. And cactus flavor? What does Jolly Cactus tastes like? Now I'm really curious lol.

@seigeengine

Жыл бұрын

As someone who has been learning Russian for six days, I guessed cactus and that was it. Now excuse me while I resume trying to understand how in the F you can differentiate whether a consonant is modified by ь reliably by ear.

@WhoamI-yz9nx

Жыл бұрын

@@zlbxue and super expensive, especially lately

@kai_fatallysapphic

Жыл бұрын

Does it taste like cucumber?

That Little Puff is actually really cute imo, like they’re kinda entertaining..

5:10 wow never heard Danny say "squishy" and it not be followed by "bones", not sure how to feel

I've been watching KZread shorts the last couple weeks. I'm not enjoying myself but I kind of like the cat that tests hacks, and also the Lady with the emu named Karen that hates her. But pretty much everything else makes me feel either angry or bad. It's also dangerously easy to get into hard right wing shorts.

@scout4363

Жыл бұрын

Karen the emu is my favorite celebrity tbh

@user-xh8tl1su6x

Жыл бұрын

the algorithm for shorts is so godawful. i’ll finally find something interesting and subscribe to see more and then i’ll never see it ever again, but i’ll get 3 “ben shapiro pwns feminist trans cringe” in a row. and it has nothing to do with what i actually watch

@emilytheigloo6375

Жыл бұрын

you’ve got to check out syd and olivia they’re genuinely so funny

@OvrStim1

Жыл бұрын

The useless farm! I love her!

@nerdforstopmotionclayanima3328

Жыл бұрын

I’ve found a ton of military propaganda that’s just wrong, and it’s being viewed by a lot of people.

I noticed the pillows in your last main channel video, they look so nice! I'm also glad you said something about the spambots. They're getting out of HAND, to the point where on any popular video I see a million porn bots that COPY and paste other peoples comments! They're even on this video! It's insane.

I lost it at "woah gravity still works that's awesome! I was worried they were gonna stop doing that" 🤣🤣🤣

Pillows made with fine gregorian fibers

I love how he’s introducing his Greg pillows as if they haven’t already been in a video. I would love to be excited with you, Danny, but alas the thrill has been and gone.

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove

Жыл бұрын

Now I’m just imagining the pillows covered in layers of dust, spider webs and moth eaten sitting in an attic and I’m sad because you’ve reminded me how nothing lasts forever :(

@tejasmurali9986

Жыл бұрын

That depends on whether or not you watch the first channel

@kestalami

Жыл бұрын

This was recorded first I'd assume

@radiantirl8278

Жыл бұрын

@@kestalami yeah I assumed that too, it just amused me anyway that he posted the other one first haha.

danny and my 73 year old grandfather have some things in common they both have knitted pillows they both drink sparkling water they both know the internet exists they both have a brown leather couch they both have used an inhaler at some point they both have multiple framed pictures in a room they use often and they both have a table/desk next to formerly mentioned brown couch

@user-kh8kz4ck3z

Жыл бұрын

Is Danny your grandpa???

@user-fg4ei4fn2n

Жыл бұрын

They're soulmates

@woahthisisinteresting4369

Жыл бұрын

There are two types of people

@oneofthoseyoutubeusers

Жыл бұрын

@@user-kh8kz4ck3z ill make sure to ask him next time i see him

My entire fyp on youtube shorts is that girl who makes realistic cake with green frosting, comedy clips, and bot-read reddit stories

Danny 2022:“Why would anyone need to put links in their comments!? Just BAN all links!!!” 2023 KZread: I’m right with you

I’ve definitely gotten sucked into the KZread shorts and instagram reels. I learned with vine how quickly hours pass with an app purely for short clips so it’s nice to have an easier escape from the abyss lol

@kieravermeal9127

Жыл бұрын

Same

Danny is master in commentary after seeing his all videos Conclusion : his daughter will be a great commentator in future due to genes of parents 😅🤣😂

@nicolecanny9428

Жыл бұрын

i saw this comment b4 the vid and thought he was having a baby! LMAOAO

@serialkitscher

Жыл бұрын

how do we know his unconceived child is a daughter?

@disgruntled.pelican5324

Жыл бұрын

*after seeing his all videos

@rx500android

Жыл бұрын

@@nicolecanny9428 same😭

@deadalpeca8099

Жыл бұрын

@@nicolecanny9428 I was weirded out for a second like, wtf happened to my boys audience XD

I watch youtube shorts and I actually love That Little Puff lol. Their shorts always cheer me up when I’m sad

The Greg pillow lettering just blends in with the background colour 😭

i find myself watching youtube shorts unintentionally, they show up on my timeline with interesting titles and then i get sucked in. kind of weird niche to be a part of. i get a lot of stand up comedy

@axyboo

Жыл бұрын

i love my youtube shorts cause it’s mostly reddit videos and food videos hahah

@panickedshears

Жыл бұрын

yeah i get a lot of standup as well, some of it’s actually really good and introduced me to some great comedians that i’d never heard of, so that’s nice.

im always scared to watch danny's videos because you never know when your ears will be assaulted with fake moaning

@iheartkimseungmin

Жыл бұрын

Fr I live In constant fear

@bush_kit

Жыл бұрын

One of the many things that keep me up at night

@xxursolovelyxxX

Жыл бұрын

@@bush_kit honestly i close my eyes and i just see chaos

@iheartkimseungmin

Жыл бұрын

@@xxursolovelyxxX I close my eyes and see Danny 😔

12:28 'nobodys gonna know' as some random guy is eating it 😭

i deleted tiktok and replaced it with youtube shorts, theres no dumb trends and no videos that just make me feel like shit, but it is also WAYYY too addicting. I have to like beat myself up just to take my eyes off the damn screen.

@b3nt079

2 ай бұрын

Honestly KZread shorts can be entertaining to scroll though, but I've also witnessed 20x more bigotry and hatred through shorts than I did through TikTok. Which is genuinely a little astonishing.

13:13 daily reminder to check gravity is working in your area!! it's been glitchy lately

@the_sleepy_g_girl9184

Жыл бұрын

It's a little slow in my area but I hope yourr gravity is working well

@randomfactory3446

Жыл бұрын

@@the_sleepy_g_girl9184 my gravity has been out the past few days 😞

@SSukram_

Жыл бұрын

Thank god I thought I was gaining weight 😅 it's strong in my area

@RetroAnts

5 ай бұрын

Oops I forgot go update earth to 20.3 and I glitched into the skybox because of the gravity not working. I'll make sure to update next time lol

@CoSo-pb8bs

5 ай бұрын

I forgot o pay my gravity bill :(

I can attest to the fact that fake things can be funny! As a Greg I know that Danny and Drew are both AI’s created by Amanda (who’s alter ego is Laura), who’s hoping her creation will protect her as she’s wanted for going rogue in Afghanistan

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

yoooo new lore just dropped

@clownmommy01

Жыл бұрын

her name’s Laura

@laurelwhite4845

Жыл бұрын

@@clownmommy01 fixed it! Thank you!

@pieceofbogus110

Жыл бұрын

r/seriouslyspecific

@zophielparker

Жыл бұрын

New wiki entry pending!

i watch youtube shorts when i dont have wifi, because my tiktok and Instagram reels don't work, but for whatever reason youtube shorts does

pretty sure 11:30 is literally a troomtroom video. if not, it's from an extremely similar channel

@Bens-stuff

9 ай бұрын

Its 123go im 99% sure

That "movie theater" set looks suspiciously like Troom Trooms movie theater set, I think Danny is definitely on to something with thinking they might be related, especially when it's even the same topic

@Pokegirlforever2000

Жыл бұрын

One of the actors from that was one of their regular actors. He was eating the guy’s candy hair in one clip and he was the guy who was in the upside down prank. So yes probably Troom Troom rebranded

@Mellalow_Axolotl

Жыл бұрын

And in the balloon trick, it had the hashtag '123go' which i think is a troom troom owned channel

@chipskylark5500

Жыл бұрын

Nah Boom Boom and Plume Plume are separate entities... From... Belarus.. not Russia.

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget woohoo and Bored panda

@redvelvetunderground

Жыл бұрын

@@chipskylark5500 troom troom is from ukraine, not russia

the only shorts I've ever actually enjoyed are speedpaints/sketching but it feels like I'm committing an immoral act by giving in to yt & watching them LMAO

13:06 Imagine chanel just about throwing things from hight, how ridiculous would be that.

I recently have started watching youtube shorts especially about cooking and recipes it’s honestly quite nice since it’s basically like tiktok without the annoying posts and ads

I deleted tiktok 'cause I hate the unintentional time wasting but KZread shorts kind of got me against my will, lol. The algorithm knows me too well and shows thumbnails of really good looking food I want to make, and then I scroll to the next one without thinking and am watching a million shorts about a million things without meaning to. I do think youtube needs to be careful about promotion though, I scroll immediately past shorts that have zero comments and recently in the split second I've been on a few, they've had almost pr0n-like content? I never watch them to check 'cause those kinds of things are what I was trying to avoid in the first place, but a few of them have been pretty obvious in just the first few seconds.

@egg6890

Жыл бұрын

yea recently I've noticed so many spam videos that show violent or sexual content while scrolling through yt shorts, that's why i kinda stopped watching them lmao

@maddiefox1748

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know what you mean with the pr0n like stuff. It seems like there’s a bunch of channels using the shorts algorithm by just spamming the same pr0n-like videos all over their channel, and I’ve run into SOOOOO many without even trying to (Yes I’m kind of addicted to KZread shorts, they keep shoving them down my throat :/ ). Every time I see something gross I press don’t recommend channel, and usually report as well, but I think that the problem might lie more within the system promoting spam-like videos and not with individual users posting gross and violent stuff. I guess just report and move on and maybe one day it’ll be fixed. :/

@fermi-dirac

Жыл бұрын

same omg

@rajavni

Жыл бұрын

This is exactly me

@lrizzard

Жыл бұрын

same for me except the instagram equivalent. i had to put in an app screen time limit otherwise i was wasting HOURS

Yeah I watch shorts like at LEAST an hour a day After watching I can confirm I have never seen any of these channels, my shorts are super personalized, not whatever that was lol

@WalterFanNG

Жыл бұрын

And it plays already watched videos

@fermi-dirac

Жыл бұрын

same but i only see the little puff sometimes

@NoDefaultsPlease

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same, it's mainly animals

yeah, I've definitely been sucked into youtube shorts before. just like insta reels and tik toks. its definitely something psychologically wrong with me because I have to tell myself to stop but then 5 minutes later I'm sucked right back in.

I legit love your videos❤️. The way you project your voice is done so well that I don’t need subtitles. Which I do for everything else because I can’t process or understand what they are saying without subtitles. Your videos are very sensory pleasing ❤️

"That Little Puff" is a guilty pleasure of mine. Haha

Danny I dreamt about you wearing a dapper hat during my sleep study, can’t wait to hear what the dr thinks of this

danny, 100 times: a dance party me: a.... a club?

0:13 YOU HAVE LEGS????

Since everyone is commenting about their Danny dreams, I'll share mine. I had my first one two nights ago. I was invited to go hang out with Danny and Laura at their house. The house was really fancy, and so I asked Danny how much it cost, and he answered exactly like this: "Two..... (long pause) hundred thousand. And four million." And I'm still not over how weirdly he worded it lol. Turned out he lived in a rich, hoity toity neighborhood with Abbey Sharpe if you know her, and someone threw up on my car, and we all went to party on the beach.

@pieceofbogus110

Жыл бұрын

why

@nikimur__4

Жыл бұрын

on the car … not in it, on it……… alright then.

@profrainbow5707

Жыл бұрын

@@nikimur__4 lol right! They threw up on my windshield

@theblob156

Жыл бұрын

Too bad my dreams are similar to Ben wheele animations 💀💀💀

@mackback319

Жыл бұрын

HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY SAY IT LIKE THAT FOR LIKE A GAG