"Every spy needs it" *Random CIA agent in Moscow with a sparkly flowery umbrella walking slowly past the kremlin*

@mayacotton6672

4 жыл бұрын

Up!!!

@freshlemonade5638

4 жыл бұрын

LOL XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@amalkaraly

4 жыл бұрын

I M M A R R Y P O P P I N S Y A L L

@freshlemonade5638

4 жыл бұрын

@@amalkaraly -what ever helps you sleep at night--

@mollyschwab2203

4 жыл бұрын

mOooOoOD

God. I wish Laura had come home when you had that glitter tongue on

@margot3711

4 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@cgs20

4 жыл бұрын

Or when he finished the bunny

@cjmartin7365

4 жыл бұрын

No

@radioqueen1236

4 жыл бұрын

Hex yes.

@NamNam-dp3kn

4 жыл бұрын

Who laura?

Fun fact. Predatory animals have forward facing eyes. Danny's bunny has forward facing eyes. This means that Danny's bunny is in fact a predator.

@ApexOceanPredator

Жыл бұрын

Everyone knows this and this meme died before COVID was a thing

@ms.blooddiamond3857

Жыл бұрын

I knew it!!!! It's Bunicula in the flesh... or fur... 👀🐇

@animationidot

Жыл бұрын

​@@ApexOceanPredator let people have fun idiot

@summervibes9366

Жыл бұрын

@@smiller6986true

@TheFoolish_Bear

Жыл бұрын

@@ApexOceanPredator is this really a meme? it seems more like just a fact.

"is this some weird porn in disguise?" yes, it is. this is a fetish called a crush fetish, where one gets aroused by seeing objects being crushed, or sometimes being crushed themselves. but yeah, the whole way that portion of the video is shot and the outfits they're wearing is definitely fetish territory.

@Mrs.Telophoneman

Жыл бұрын

My thing is.. why do you know this?

@Rainbow35a

Жыл бұрын

That is almost definitely what it is, but I feel like the real question is, why is troom troom posting semi-obvious fetish content openly on a public youtube channel? 😰 I mean, I guess it's for the views, but it still seems really weird and kinda gross

@therosswoodcollective

Жыл бұрын

@@Rainbow35a same thing goes for those bizarre food tiktoks, i guess there's kind of a voyeurism aspect to it, where it's out in the open public and disguised so easily.

@soapkingIII

Жыл бұрын

@@Rainbow35a there is much worse public content on this platform

@SillyWierdoreal

Жыл бұрын

Why the fuck do you know this 🤨

"is this some kind of weird porn in disguise" i hate to tell you this but yes

@ookygang6255

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t want to break 69 likes

@ttgaminhack2107

4 жыл бұрын

@@ookygang6255 why does everyone like to make the like count on a comment 69

@Kat-PM

4 жыл бұрын

TT Gamin' Hack It’s a dirty joke

@remadodo

4 жыл бұрын

Valentine Aspen 😂

@sakura-xy9cw

4 жыл бұрын

i-

No one cared who I was until I put on the sparkley tongue

@curleyqreviews9793

4 жыл бұрын

Now you are class president.

@scrunklymansoren

4 жыл бұрын

*oh*

@notaboomertree4141

4 жыл бұрын

Logan paul: No one... i was a nobody until.... until I! PUT ON THE SPARKLY TONGUE!!! L.P fans: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screeches of happy*

@hoziers

4 жыл бұрын

Melons Are Life this is probably the best comment ever, now you’re my favorite person

@stonks7987

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

Danny buying those beads and NOT putting them in the water to test them will forever make me laugh, but in a sad way

@Gavs_Playlist9755

5 ай бұрын

Yeah sometimes I watch hear him say something and I'm like your confidently incorrect

@ralkimestroest1965

5 ай бұрын

@Gavs_Playlist9755 Honestly though, I be the same way about things, like Math, lmao

@Gavs_Playlist9755

5 ай бұрын

@@ralkimestroest1965 I mean he thought a dehumidifier was an ac and he didn't know a squishy as a toy was a thing he only thought it was a adjective, and he made fun of troom troom for using it in a title of one of their videos

Laura: unwinding from a long day at work, maybe prepping dinner, or sitting on the couch sipping a glass of wine Faint screaming from upstairs: 19:11

"Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?" Me: Yes it is.

@janeeyre1990

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I started to Google "sitting on objects fetish" to see if it has an official name, and it suggested "woman sitting on objects" before I could finish typing

@crossplayed

4 жыл бұрын

Fug This Shizz 1234 I love your profile picture

@emplec1archive558

4 жыл бұрын

Fug This Shizz 1234 pornhub

@thatoneguy9582

4 жыл бұрын

-speaking from experience- it absolutely fucking is

@labaker4285

4 жыл бұрын

parkers vlogs and gaming yeet some ppl somehow find that erotic too 😬

*laura comes home* Danny: *covered in fake fur* ...You’re home early...

@zarynaliceweber6955

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Someone-gn4st

4 жыл бұрын

This got an audible chuckle out of me. Congratulations.

@SkeletonCavalry

4 жыл бұрын

Laura: Danny! I never knew you're a furry!

@possum696

4 жыл бұрын

Furry porn

@possum696

4 жыл бұрын

Furry porno

12:40 do you ever forget that Danny is a full grown man who is married and he is not a crazy teenager??

@noamshaykiss

7 ай бұрын

MARRIED?!?!?!?

@-buggiez-

7 ай бұрын

@@noamshaykiss yea??? His wife is pregnant-

@noamshaykiss

7 ай бұрын

@@-buggiez- I legit did not know that

@liliths_glasses4565

7 ай бұрын

@@-buggiez- she gave birth like a month ago I think

@-buggiez-

7 ай бұрын

@@liliths_glasses4565 😨😨 IM GONNA GO DO MY RESEARCH BRB

I feel a spiritual connection with how dead inside and depressed that bunny looks

@gwenifyer

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 true

imagine Danny sees that bunny like decades after this vid and the bunny was just spying on him with the umbrella

@katarzynapazgan8020

3 жыл бұрын

@Oliver Yukica lol

@Broccolie

3 жыл бұрын

@Oliver Yukica no Gun SHOES attached. Ultimate spy

@sno2579

3 жыл бұрын

Omg horror movie idea

@ellaskystabber9655

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah, terror

@vortexgames6847

3 жыл бұрын

why do you have the blitz logo as your pfp lol

“Nobody expects a regular umbrella to actually be a flashlight and a spying tool.” *They didn’t explain how it became a flashlight*

@rileymccurdy4039

4 жыл бұрын

“Everybody has a flashlight”

@copyrightstrike6949

4 жыл бұрын

Dusk Kitten you didn’t expect that huh 😏

@withapicketsign

4 жыл бұрын

*cue tac pro commercial*

@SkullsRules1

4 жыл бұрын

5th 55😎🌐🏛️🏢🏛️🏪🗼🗼🍏🥬🥬🥬

@deetee2011

4 жыл бұрын

They meant fleshlight

6:33 The glare coming off the sheet makes it look like someone taped a picture of your eyes and forehead to an umbrella with stars… yeah I think I’d notice that if I’m facing towards you

Tip for any aspiring craftsters out there- (12:15) part the fur before you cut fur fabric. Or better yet, use a craft knife on the other side

@snailofkale

2 ай бұрын

shave down the fur first if you can!!

"That's a cute holepuncher." "Thx, my husband crafted it."

@sh4hdy

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are you quoting bully maguire HSHSHABABHA

@sh4hdy

3 жыл бұрын

I guess it's just a coincidence nvm

@pogfection787

3 жыл бұрын

With 4 Wool and 2 Iron

@coolguyishere8851

3 жыл бұрын

@@sh4hdy lmao

@sorenhays4241

2 жыл бұрын

stibky 😡🤢

troom troom storytelling is literally something i would write when i was 5

@hyperstevie2

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@DesolateSecluded

3 жыл бұрын

*DOLLY IS PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX! LOOK HOW INNOCENT AND CUTE SHE IS!*

@night2rose436

3 жыл бұрын

BlOnDiE rUnS aWaY tErRiFiEd. LoOkS lIkE tHe mIsSiOn FaIlEd ~=~

@bye7522

3 жыл бұрын

I was reading chapter books when I was five ._. Also I had written seven short stories by then

@Mylifesuckslol

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha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Legend says that even 4 years later, Danny is still finding fur in his office to this day.

5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

‘I’m worried about getting a sunburn’ **uses clear umbrella**

@mellerina5615

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought!

@avaa7440

3 жыл бұрын

*uses black umbrella*

@yuliuka6449

3 жыл бұрын

@@mellerina5615 that’s literally the joke-

@Unintelligentportuguesa

3 жыл бұрын

Your a hater but your a space nerd like me so im sorry

@oliviaeiler7595

3 жыл бұрын

fun fact! : Dermatologists actually did a study on this and found that umbrellas block more than three quarters of all UV rays from natural sunlight, black umbrellas function the best but a clear umbrella is more helpful than nothing at all. It may take a little longer for your skin to burn or turn a little red, but it should provide you with some protection if your missing your sunscreen. Sunscreen is still best tho!

This series should be called: Danny Gonzalez and his increasing hate for Hot Glue.

@magiccmann4779

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@plexet4295

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@eeeeeeee6177

4 жыл бұрын

Yes...just yes

@hayleysmith347

4 жыл бұрын

no its mUlTi PuRpOsE gLuE

@memerdude9567

4 жыл бұрын

XD so true

The gun shoes would actually work really well, as long as you're at a cosplay convention and going as Bayonetta. Niche use case, but it works.

I love his soft "I can explain" when Laura came home xD

Danny: opens umbrella The umbrella: im about to end this mans whole career

@shhhh187

4 жыл бұрын

Umbrella: im about to end this *desk’s* whole career

@eef3790

4 жыл бұрын

Someone 🤣🤣🤣

@thebritishbuilder6251

4 жыл бұрын

R/Reddit

@savagecrayon

4 жыл бұрын

no im about to tarnish this mans reputation

@millionarez

4 жыл бұрын

*clears throat* Umbrella: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH Danny: *crying in a corner cowering from the umbrella*

danny being slightly cursed for almost 24 minutes straight

@glowstonepiggypiggy

5 жыл бұрын

Őœ

@kowoteao

5 жыл бұрын

Ő œ

@valtteripallari4961

5 жыл бұрын

iTs aCtUaLlY 23 miNuTEs aNd 47 sEcOnDs

@1zippy

5 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOO TWIN

@mic806

5 жыл бұрын

Let’s call a exorcist

The fact that when Laura came home you can immediately see his eyes light up. 🥹🥹

Can you imagine if Laura showed up at 19:47? It would’ve been amazing.

All her friends are like " fuck yeah! You did it bitch" That is so accurate

@Bigqueefofficial

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@-sacred28-

3 жыл бұрын

So so accurate

@NotIan0710

3 жыл бұрын

Stop typing inappropriate word

@liz8986

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotIan0710 oh fuck! Sorry.

@akariqueenbee5616

3 жыл бұрын

@@liz8986 😂still did it anyway

Why they call the girls “blondie” and “redhead” but they don’t call the dudes brown head or whatever

@gavinwilcox5027

4 жыл бұрын

BBB the people at school all call me brown head even though my hair is black 🤔🤔

@loakal3557

4 жыл бұрын

those are their names

@Paulavlo79

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavinwilcox5027 my hair is brown and they called me black hair

@breadbreadbreadbreadbreadbrea3

4 жыл бұрын

Brownie

@pixel3045

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

17:55 I love the little "guoh" he makes

Danny is so ironically funny without even trying

Imagine getting a divorce and the lawyer punches the documents with the bunny punch

@unlacedshoe3696

4 жыл бұрын

I cry

@davidbosy4275

4 жыл бұрын

I want a new lawyer

@tlemoal

4 жыл бұрын

power move

@liljanyronen4594

4 жыл бұрын

N O M N O M

@ronwerks

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the lawyer

Danny: I'm not superstitious Umbrella: I'm about to end this whole mans career

@DrHypnoss

4 жыл бұрын

**man's whole carrer

@wut_birbowo6166

4 жыл бұрын

big_boi_ birds 400 like! I love ur name uwu♥️♥️♥️

@tatchii8708

4 жыл бұрын

@Gamfluent, how so?

@mannycampos8974

4 жыл бұрын

who cares

@mannycampos8974

4 жыл бұрын

@LaughingLlama 2006 i agree now

5 years later and this is still my favorite video danny made

My new favorite thing to do is get super stoned and watch Danny videos.

The “spy” umbrella just looks like someone taped a picture of Danny on an umbrella lmao

@taikaj4804

5 жыл бұрын

OMG what if you decorate the umbrella with just a bunch of pictures of eyes so it looks like your own eyes are part of the design???!!!?

@erosdeimo8699

5 жыл бұрын

Naptime Now THAT’S camouflage

@rainyday7180

5 жыл бұрын

IKR!!!

@tigerkite9520

5 жыл бұрын

@@taikaj4804 this is REAL spy technology

@kingayy9267

4 жыл бұрын

spEYE technology

danny sits on apple apple: *disappears* danny: fUck. how did that happen

@dsfmdiya7500

4 жыл бұрын

The Mad Pie Porn is disguise

@iwanttopetacat5500

4 жыл бұрын

oH nO

@sheilacook9662

4 жыл бұрын

It went up his BUTT

@peachyyxavv56

4 жыл бұрын

@borkdogey wdym "no"

@illegalsubstance953

4 жыл бұрын

I read that in Dannys voice

look, i’ll be honest. when i was a little kid, i would have absolutely made the hole puncher bunny. i would just emerge from my room after no one seeing me for a few hours with a bunny monstrosity made of found objects and my family would just have to deal with its existence.

I thought Danny was gonna say “ I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.” 😭😭😂

“Is this some kind of weird porn in disguise?” Listen I hate to break this to you but yes. Yes it actually is.

@TheJunky228

4 жыл бұрын

yay it's kid friendly crush porn.....yuk

@raveno_o3542

4 жыл бұрын

I like your profile pic is that the one alien teacher dude from assassination classroom

@batyalivni3577

4 жыл бұрын

@@raveno_o3542 It's KOROSENSEI

@smiles5054

4 жыл бұрын

*Its all fun in games till they use a stick to sit on* *Right side up*

@orpheusly69

4 жыл бұрын

is it actually?

Girl: *has a window in her umbrella* Also her: *lifts up umbrella so she can see*

@_iris_5590

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese Cheese wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@user-yk3zp2wp5g

3 жыл бұрын

XxLilithLavenderXx _ okloghyvgyvgybybvgbyuvuybgyuvgbuyvyguvtgfcrdxtrdfxrtdfxtr

@_iris_5590

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-yk3zp2wp5g whaaaaaa

@user-yk3zp2wp5g

3 жыл бұрын

XxLilithLavenderXx _ my dead dog ran a cross my keyboard

@_iris_5590

3 жыл бұрын

A pigeon uhhhhhhh ok?😂

I would be 200% sure I would be terrified for my safety as hell if my student gave me that gorgeous little bunny holepuncher😅

My comfort show is now 'Danny's Fantastic Mess'. That's all, thank you and goodnight.

That bunny has forward facing eyes. This can only mean one thing: The Demon Bunny is a predator.

@thesewinggeekmiri9029

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy to see that the skyrim horse post has become so well known that there are parodies of it

@soop5467

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesewinggeekmiri9029 i've seen so many parodies, I didn't know that one was the original!

@ypuuh

3 жыл бұрын

@@soop5467 same with the furbys, they literally have front facing eyes

@soop5467

3 жыл бұрын

@@ypuuh I don't think anyone thought they were herbavores, they clearly feast off of teeth, bones and mortal souls. ;)

@TheOtherOne6018

3 жыл бұрын

Run away!!!!

genuinely cried laughing watching this thanks danny “her scream was like an ultrasound”

@angelinadaniel807

5 жыл бұрын

What kind of ultrasoud has she been to/had?

@zaina9250

5 жыл бұрын

Yea bro it was like photosynthesis orange drip

@jimmyneutron9434

5 жыл бұрын

seb 1000 likes

@seb2870

5 жыл бұрын

Sulaiman Sahak woah dude

@ana7icia

5 жыл бұрын

well redhead, i too, scream similarly to a capture of a fetus.

The fact that this is the first ever video I liked is insane I saw this video when it was new I feel old

This is still funny 4 years later

@angesoup

Ай бұрын

5 years & counting

Therapist: bunny hole puncher isn’t real it can’t hurt you Danny:

@rebeccafalatic8862

5 жыл бұрын

Yeetus The fetus I love your name

@zaina9250

5 жыл бұрын

O O F

@No-xw3sv

5 жыл бұрын

Yeetus The fetus oof

@mic806

5 жыл бұрын

Also Danny:

@bellephantomhive3471

5 жыл бұрын

YEETUS THE FETUS COMMITED SELF DELETUS BECAUSE SHE HAD DIABETUS YEETUS THE FETUS GONE GONE DELETUS STRANGE INDEEDUS

Kid at target: "Mom, there's no more memory foam pillows, what are we gonna do about my neck problem now?" Kid's Mom: "Honey I'm sure whoever bought the last one really needed it." Danny: *Memory foam slicing noises*

@Jakesfji

3 жыл бұрын

•Amethyst • ha yee

@slowpopeisdead694

3 жыл бұрын

The mom is right

@tidepodpadthai2633

3 жыл бұрын

Troom troom: Just make one out of hot glue

@ashaler__

3 жыл бұрын

Tide Pod Pad Thai hot glue the hot glue to the hot glue gun

@senor_zapz3729

3 жыл бұрын

Pain

The fact the Danny’s troom troom videos that help my insomnia 💀 like of all videos

I was losing my shit when he was squishing the rabbit hole puncher 😭😭

Can this bunny also be gifted to college professors? Asking for a friend

@kekkfa1281

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, probably

@marleybayne5616

5 жыл бұрын

i don't recommend

@bluebunnygamer6426

5 жыл бұрын

No leave me alone

@xmm8299

5 жыл бұрын

No, you give glitter tongue to college professors, you know, a subtle message 'stick this on your tongue and shut up'

@babyshark_6946

5 жыл бұрын

No it’s a one of a kind 😂😂

petition to make the bunny a part of Greg merch

@ambywamby3433

5 жыл бұрын

Jinali K. Wait, I want this though

@mollyw522

5 жыл бұрын

Do it

@ethnezieb-herrmann4824

5 жыл бұрын

i want this-

@expertpluto5131

5 жыл бұрын

ALL IN FAVOR say i

@lillianredmond1507

5 жыл бұрын

Jinali K. I WANT IT SO BAD-

‘Not only is it cute` ‘meanwhile bunny eyeball is falling off😂

as a gamer, i do indeed produce a loud free stock sound (poorly looped) scream when i die *_once_* in a game. i also approve of the hacks in this video. okay, but seriously. What are these hacks...

nobody: Troom Troom: casually sneaks guns into school

@melinda8713

5 жыл бұрын

Ava Perfect all the other kids with the pumped up kicks

@GaJ42

5 жыл бұрын

Troom troom: *it's high noon!*

@dmitrishostakovich8791

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@avapickering4528

5 жыл бұрын

@@dmitrishostakovich8791 Rogerina!!!!

@victoriaque601

5 жыл бұрын

Ava Perfect I’m convinced that they are part of the sector of the Illuminati that trains kids to be in the csi.

i love his reaction to his wife walking in *raises hands, staring at the cursed rabbit head* “i can explain”

@rosepetunia1829

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I laughed my lungs out at that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@staplersbreak7136

4 жыл бұрын

Im about to watch the video and I scrolled down and found your comment and liked immediatley because I know this video will be good

@helloworld2784

4 жыл бұрын

WHAAAAAT?! HE'S MARRIED?! He looks like 17 living with parents

@lmbrstuff4727

4 жыл бұрын

thats his sister laura hes not married

@cjmartin7365

4 жыл бұрын

“Honey, I’m pregnant..........I can explain” Sorry, I just had too because the “I can explain” thing in this comment I’m replying to XD

I honestly think hot glue just has something out for him, because as a fursuit maker I barely get burned, I just think it’s a Danny thing tbh

@char531

10 ай бұрын

Also tip with the fur, don’t just cut it like how you would cut most things, you have to cut the backing of the fur to prevent the fabric from shedding

@cmillaart27

4 ай бұрын

​@@char531 Do you have any other tips for a beginner fursuit maker? I want to try to make a fursuit (or at least a head)

I know this video is 4 years old at my time of viewing, but there is a right way to cut faux fur so it doesn’t shed like that. Basically you want to cut the base fabric holding it together, not the fur itself, which def does take more time but doesn’t cut through the fur and make random straight spots.

the name's Bond... _Greg_ Bond *whips out spy umbrella*

@jessp8772

5 жыл бұрын

Aimiko lol

@charlielittle1588

5 жыл бұрын

i rarely like comments, but i had to like yours! HILAROUS!

@crystal--alt8402

5 жыл бұрын

@@charlielittle1588 Same lol

@kiyouestrada6222

5 жыл бұрын

Hey brother oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah

@paulcooper3722

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so fricking hard

Nobody: Troom Troom: How to sneak Fried Chestnuts inside guitars for baseball practice

@Sn1perZz

4 жыл бұрын

I would like the comment, but it's on 69 likes sooo.... Edit: nvm it's 200 now Edit 2: nvm might as well like it it's 616... Edit: holy sheet this blew up. 1.4k...

@moistedits4455

4 жыл бұрын

I liked it Now it’s 169

@onedankboi6969

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Troom troom: HOW TO SNEAK FRIES IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT

@aridflesh3248

4 жыл бұрын

Let's get to 369, y'all.

@unclegrnpaa

4 жыл бұрын

Obamium 666 likes.... TROOM TROOM IS THAT YOU??

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd be about 9000% worried if you gave me that bunny.

@_katz3nn

7 ай бұрын

hai

That bunny had me dying

Laura's Parents: How's Danny? Laura: He made a bunny hole puncher, is suffering from hot glue PTSD and believes his umbrella craft is bringing him bad luck. So yes, everything's great!

@therealbreezebliss

3 жыл бұрын

You know, the usual.

@JuanMiPibernus

3 жыл бұрын

He hasn't screamed into foam paper bags again, so there's progress.

@user-fe7qy2yw5q

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot that he listens to a pencil sharpener 🎶

@Humptygotadumpy

3 жыл бұрын

S R don’t we all

@wheatflavoredicecream6863

3 жыл бұрын

Pansexual_isnt_bisexual and drinks choccy milk from a tie and has a giant foam whip

Me: breathes Troom troom: WE HAVE A LIFE HACK FOR THAT TOO!

@thundersplash5744

5 жыл бұрын

Troom Troom: WE HAVE A LIFE HACK FOR THAT TOO!

@coldiecold5894

5 жыл бұрын

Troom Troom: WE HAVE A LIFE HAVE FOR THAT LIFE HACK TOO!

@charliedawson4877

5 жыл бұрын

You will need: 1. A straw 2. A windpipe you're not afraid to put a w hole in.

@brynbish8173

5 жыл бұрын

You just hot glue sequins to your lungs

So its been a few years and I just realised the sitting and squishing things video is fetish content

You: “It’s a bunny hole puncher! I made it myself!” Danny: “Like thanks dawg your expelled”

Troom troom: hot glue Danny: aw shit, here we go again

@mommy3638

5 жыл бұрын

Kat lol

19:47 I so wish Laura walked in at this point rather than the bunny puncher😂😂

@twylaevans6862

5 жыл бұрын

honestly same!

@imbribee

5 жыл бұрын

Weirdflexbutok ME TOO LMAO

@gracefulslumber8441

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@HK-ni6cn

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing no joke 😂

@pringles5666

5 жыл бұрын

Yassss

"That umbrella was cursed" idk why I laughed so hard at that-

as a gamer, i can confirm we scream at the top of our lungs when we lose a single game.

"I'm not superstitious" -> "I think this umbrella might be cursed" -> "That umbrella *was* cursed" Does that count as a character arc?

@akitty8481

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@travelsizedarchie

Жыл бұрын

character 👏 development 👏

@Random-sk6hm

10 ай бұрын

👀 👄

@Deemee-ed

9 ай бұрын

that's the character arc of a protagonist in a horror movie

@Stupid_Lil_Guy

7 ай бұрын

​@@Deemee-edFRRRR

"I think this umbrella is cursed" *proceeds to carelessly chuck the cursed umbrella away*

@thechannelwith1subscriber761

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 😝😝

A squishy is like a thing you squeeze like a stress ball

22:01 it was actually louder with the bag😂

“Can Spongebob handle this hit?” Alternate question: “Can Spongebob handle this aSs?”

@ilove_soup

3 жыл бұрын

omg😆

@jck3831

3 жыл бұрын

LMaO

@Tufnutjr

3 жыл бұрын

LT 😂🤣

@isabellesmart3037

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂

@_stormqueen_

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg I'm dying

*laura comes home* danny: “...i can explain...”

@5PercentMiIk

3 жыл бұрын

@Safiya Hennessy its his wife

@jayden.02

3 жыл бұрын

@Safiya Hennessy ur not a true greg

@chloemcilwrick6119

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayden.02 I agree I am Greg #gregsquad.

@samaraamorim9152

3 жыл бұрын

@@5PercentMiIk I thought he was like 17 years old

@5PercentMiIk

3 жыл бұрын

@@samaraamorim9152 lmao same

18:59 she looks like she’s being held at gunpoint 😂😭

Last words of Danny ‘That umbrella was cursed’

Danny: I fear no man. Danny: But that thing..... Hot glue gun: ._. Danny: It scares me

@nightmare_creature3757

5 жыл бұрын

I would have liked dis but it has exactly 69 likes and i just cant mess that up

@slimeasmr8314

5 жыл бұрын

Reid Ross-Williams LoL. Too late now...

@slimeasmr8314

5 жыл бұрын

Reid Ross-Williams I’m actually pretty sad I missed that moment. Must have been beautiful.

@cooldolphin3662

5 жыл бұрын

Can people stop having a go at my comment I didn’t know this one existed before it got lifted on the comment section. This person didnt even set out the meme correct

@slimeasmr8314

5 жыл бұрын

Cool Dolphin Yep so now I’m realizing I messed it up. Welp thx. Sry if people are coming at you if you did something similar

*”Luckily, this paper bag will block out the sound of her screams!”*

@user-vb8iv5jw1q

5 жыл бұрын

oof

@Plushykittie

5 жыл бұрын

Oh good! Now i can hold her hostage🗣👤

@theonecock

5 жыл бұрын

So does a chloroform soaked rag

@Zach2003

5 жыл бұрын

So does a knife

@Cxsmic_Lxve

5 жыл бұрын

UWU

Those large black beads are actually water absorbing polymer beads which is why they need to be put in water to grow

2:24 The gun shoe thing was actually already done years ago by a woman at LAX Airport she was arrested….

Why does Danny constantly look like he was just told that there was homework

@ZielonaPastela

4 жыл бұрын

That's like, my constant mood these days

@miapatricia8778

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO accurate

@kayasmith3611

4 жыл бұрын

Omg haha I've just realised like you can pause any time and he looks like that aha

@Xavier-pt2nz

4 жыл бұрын

Wait wtf how did I not notice this before

@heyryanisonx3141

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's his eyes

The sitting thing is definitely a fetish.

@suager4502

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@hussainbedair7676

3 жыл бұрын

Yuh

@leoa.5084

3 жыл бұрын

i've heard that "crushing" is apparently a fetish genre where women in high heels just... crush things under their heels. i thought it was a weird harmless kink at first but apparently sometimes they do it with animals?? i've never seen these videos and frankly i don't want to but it sounds disgusting

@celestialbunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@leoa.5084 un whut? That sounds horrible.

@realkingofwales3917

3 жыл бұрын

@@leoa.5084 I've heard of baby monkey torture fetishes. Fetishes make people do messed up stuff man.

legend has it danny is still picking fluff from the bunny craft out of his carpet to this day

Eldritch Horror that is the bunny punch. Never gets old for me. And I live for the comments and reply sections

Troom Troom just made Danny question all his beliefs with an umbrella.

@debjanisengupta448

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah

@cuishanwu5

2 жыл бұрын

iTs bAd lUcK

@skylarc5483

2 жыл бұрын

Bu- But I can see through it already...

@ubbles5174

2 жыл бұрын

I'm on a highway to hell

@jackieburkhart3268

2 жыл бұрын

@@ubbles5174 thunderstruck

Why did hearing danny say “OH FUCKIN” make me laugh so hard 8:06

@toomiesyndrome4838

5 жыл бұрын

Julia Julia I have no clue but same lmao

@toxicllll3382

5 жыл бұрын

Same brudda

@uwuihatemyselfowo7071

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@SUMONTRAH

5 жыл бұрын

That umbrella was hurt.

@sanyethorne4553

5 жыл бұрын

Julia Julia yo forreall I was crying

If Red's "hack and slash" is a soulsborne game, her screaming is just the honesty of her heart. Them bosses tough!

@dumbidiot2698

4 ай бұрын

I'm not looking that game up

The way you said "that umbrella was cursed" made me laugh for like 30 seconds.

that crushing/squishing video is DEFINITELY a fetish thing

@tuckersmith7991

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, its mine

@pre-packaged_9692

5 жыл бұрын

@@tuckersmith7991 Classic T Smitty

@trustedroot

5 жыл бұрын

cake farts was better

@sof2523

5 жыл бұрын

crushing is actually a fetish

@aleqsgecko5957

5 жыл бұрын

Ur a homestuck

I’m sorry but Danny’s table nearly falling over made me laugh the hardest I have in awhile

@abbiekriskey2129

3 жыл бұрын

me tooooooo i choked on my water and the noise that escaped my mouth was TERRIFYING

@pretty948

3 жыл бұрын

I died-

@padmeamidala4.20

3 жыл бұрын

iiMilk &KoOkie me too😳

@gamersarelegends7343

3 жыл бұрын

It was...wtf is wrong with that bunny?

@subcuzilikememesd791

3 жыл бұрын

That umbrella was cursed xD

11:37 "wow this is a disaster im literally covered in fur" welcome to fursuit making Danny

@Mouse_clicker13

7 ай бұрын

K I L L M E

@Mouse_clicker13

7 ай бұрын

12:20

He is going to have so much craft experience for his kid.

Laura walks inside, laughs, and in a moment of pure terror, we heard Danny’s real non-KZreadr voice. “... I can explain.”

@alex-md8tx

3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile

@hefefggre

3 жыл бұрын

@@alex-md8tx yes

@theenderian3939

3 жыл бұрын

Good profile pic btw

@darkdemonrelic1220

3 жыл бұрын

Very accurate Moxi

@CJ-iz3mp

3 жыл бұрын

he sounds so ashamed... a man caught in the act

Laura: (nervous laughter) Danny: *i cAN eXpLaIn*

Honestly Danny is a legend he is the best 😂😂

Never laughed so much thank you danny