I remember downloading the Horse Prince app several years ago at a friend’s birthday party so we could all make fun of it. I’m pretty sure I overplayed the joke because I got decently far into the story before realizing that I had chosen to spend a good chunk of my time playing a game about dating a human faced horse instead of actually socializing like a normal person

@ghoultooth

Жыл бұрын

You genuinely sound like someone fun to bring to a party

@etherealelf

Жыл бұрын

To be fair it was hilarious. I also downloaded and played way too long. I was also in my 20s lol. To be fair it was fun because it was so ridiculous 🤣

@3lliephant

Жыл бұрын

I downloaded a 100 bottles of beer on the wall game and me and my friends listened to the whole thing and shitting our pants when it would say “two”

@averykmae

Жыл бұрын

Asking for a friend, but how does the story go on

@juliabondi8889

Жыл бұрын

@@averykmae I turned off the game and went back to hanging out. I think I deleted it that same day

drew: shopping addiction danny: gaming addiction

@Ratsinacoatt

Жыл бұрын

Kurtis: Meme addiction

@RM06029

Жыл бұрын

danny: shopping addiction drew: gaming addiction

@herblne

Жыл бұрын

ther the same person what u talkin about

@tres909

Жыл бұрын

Collab idea: Danny & Drew introduces Gaming Life Hacks

@manicrhapsody_abjectapathy

Жыл бұрын

Jarvis- Dhar Mann addiction

As a person living in Miami, I can assure you that we really do have this wonderful, crime style landscape.

@mostdefinitelyahumanandnot2884

Жыл бұрын

Do you have *interesting* rap music there too?

@chloeconstantchaos

Жыл бұрын

The crime is seeing those mountains 💀

@mudasbeats

Жыл бұрын

@@mostdefinitelyahumanandnot2884 indeed

@getschwifty5271

Жыл бұрын

Stuck in fuckin chicken town 😭😭

@lauuu__ri431

Жыл бұрын

​@@chloeconstantchaos It's the trash mountains or Tropical Park, no other options 😂

Now hear me out. I think they should adapt the horse prince into a romance film and have the horse played by Tom Holland.

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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@jitteryzombie

Жыл бұрын

Ryan Reynolds

@Caninemuffin766

Жыл бұрын

@@jitteryzombie not bad.. although I could also see the Rock or even Chris Pratt 🤷🏻‍♂️

@MintyGT

Жыл бұрын

If she sees all horses that way there's a chance to get a whole cast side characters.

@Caninemuffin766

Жыл бұрын

@@MintyGT not a bad idea! I’m sensing a horse prince cinematic universe!

the horse trying to flirt with you but can only think of things horses would care about is beyond funny

@jasperjazzie

Жыл бұрын

i love the idea that horses think that people like the same things they do now i'm wondering, when i drive by a ranch in the car and go "horses", are the horses seeing me and thinking "car"?

@Littlzzzxxd

Жыл бұрын

😳

@jamessmolski1462

Жыл бұрын

Seeing this before seeing that part of the video is very exciting

@lazygenie5616

Жыл бұрын

You like ranches?..

@Snolly_goster

Жыл бұрын

Our senses of humor are beyond broken

Should I be ashamed to admit I 100% completed Horse Prince back when I was in high school? My memories fuzzy but for anyone wondering what else happens in the game I remember there being a rival horse (who also had a human face) and like the 2 of them kinda fought for your affection, and the main horse wanted to prove himself by winning this big horse race. Then when you beat the game you get sent to heaven, I am not joking and I’m pretty sure god himself starts talking to you. That’s all I really remember 😅

@jg2358

Жыл бұрын

Gods like: What the fuck dude?

@mad_hatt

Жыл бұрын

Dang dude. The commitment 😂👍

@yogurt2831

Жыл бұрын

Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who played this in school years ago! The worst part was that I originally played through the Japanese version (I do not speak Japanese) and then replayed it when I found the English version 😭 All I could remember was that rival horse but after this comment the memories of the god with a horse face resurfaced from the deepest part of my soul and I want to repress that memory once more…

@mosstits

Жыл бұрын

I remember that the game became popular during the same time Mystic Messenger blew up. MM made a lot of people crave for more skinny-anime-boy dating games, which eventually lead to people discovering Horse Prince lol

@thegreatlucario

Жыл бұрын

Coco CocoP Sorry bruh but I'm still a gay ass furry so your little chant didn't work this time, do you think its the liter of Satan's cum stuffed in my ass that's negating its effects? 🤔

I love how the second game's plot was literally just Karate Kid but as a low quality mobile game

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

The most underutilized form of knockoff there is.

@thetrygays5527

Жыл бұрын

karate kid if it was a 2015 makeover game on girlsgogames

@syppy7416

Жыл бұрын

and with rainbows that have colors only bees and art students can see

@egrumblybus7792

Жыл бұрын

@@thetrygays5527 it is somehow a bit nostalgic

The "chicken town" bit is a poem called Evidently Chicken Town by the performance poet John Cooper Clarke - fucking bizarre inclusion to the game lmao

@blakerobertus7533

Жыл бұрын

Well, the developer's not lying to us, I guess. If nothing else, that's an "interesting" way to define rap music

@tayatinsley9921

Жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment this!😂

@elderscrolls69420

Жыл бұрын

Going from hearing it in one of the best episode endings of The Sopranos to hearing it in an iPhone GTA ripoff is absolutely insane lmao

@FTZPLTC

11 ай бұрын

Yep, that was completely insane and I kind of loved it.

@mai4319

10 ай бұрын

I think it's a direct reference to the sopranos

I want to confess that when I was 13, I played the horse dating simulator every day for 3 months. I am now 20 and this burden has weighed me down for years. That horse took so much from me. edit: most of the replies atp are talking about me being a BSD fan so im sorry to all the other BSD fans out there for making us look insane 😭

@baricode

Жыл бұрын

I must ask for your incredible wisdom: does the game get better? Do we ever smooch the horse prince? As a 22 year old man this is my greatest interest

@mackenzie8105

Жыл бұрын

My friend and I completed the game in a week, and we both wish we could get that time back!

@ranpo_edogawa

Жыл бұрын

@@baricode The game is surprisingly addicting, so I would assume it gets better. And yes, you do get to smooch your horse prince. Do what you will with this information 22 year old man with a Chiaki pfp.

@rainphee

Жыл бұрын

oh god, i did the exact same thing when i was thirteen and i am now also twenty. seeing that horse now always makes me have flashbacks

@spacecowboy6801

Жыл бұрын

@@baricode yeah it's pretty funny and enjoyable to play, it's clear that the game is sarcastic

I’ve had my horse prince for like 2 months now and the weirdest part of the game is that it sorta repeats itself when you get to a certain point, like after episode 13 you and Yuuma wake up at some random field and you just have to keep playing the same game. I’m so close to finishing and I’ve wasted so much time on it, also I named my character MyButt Edit: So it’s been almost a year and I forgot about this comment, but folks I’d like to share some distressing news, MY HORSE PRINCE DOES NOT HAVE AN ENDING!!!!! You heard me right, this game keeps on going forever and ever and ever and I WILL NOT let it control my life anymore, I’m sorry that this isn’t the ending you wanted and I’m sorry that I wasted almost 2 years on this godawful game. Good day

@queertherapy4919

Жыл бұрын

Please update us on how the game ends

@Moonguided

Жыл бұрын

I respect you.

@caprisunsess1753

Жыл бұрын

wow

@lvoidboi4552

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t your uncle have his way with you tho LOL

@mrgamemaster7761

Жыл бұрын

Please MYBUTT, tell us what is going on

The main question I have is why the horse dating game has a 4.5 rating

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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@deereye87

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually a good game

@ashikjaman1940

Жыл бұрын

People are really into horses I guess

@Rin-ze2fr

Жыл бұрын

It's actually fun to play because of how ridiculous it is

@Engardian

Жыл бұрын

What, like, instead of a 5 star rating?

Horace is not a bad name to the girl. If someone ask that ,,what is this game about" you can say that its a romantic relationship between Horace and Horse. And it doesnt sound that weird.

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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@NateS917

Жыл бұрын

And then your entire game is up when they ask "who are they?"

@CalebForgot

Жыл бұрын

Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Horace and the horse

@tsultana3411

Жыл бұрын

@@CalebForgot STOP OMG 😭💀💀

The amount of work danny put into the narrative parts' sets/costumes is actually awesome

@intersonality

Жыл бұрын

can we appreciate

@SeanFerree

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Iamverygreat

Жыл бұрын

Wdym danny? that's drew.

@theoluwatomiubani

Жыл бұрын

It’s so enjoyable to watch!

I'm Japanese and we sure do love our "apps with a cursed concept but strangely boring gameplay" games. (This category itself would be more than enough to be a video) I personally really recommend "Alpaca Evolution". It's about an alpaca that tries to fight/absorb other alpacas to gain power. If you slog through the shockingly boring gameplay, you can see this fella evolve into a horrifying monstrosity (and you have 2-3 endings to choose from where you can either be a god, or end the universe) I will warn the game play is similar to horse prince. They all are and it SUCKS.

@thehearthotel

Жыл бұрын

You just unlocked a memory, I used to play alpaca evolution in like, middle school or early high school 💀 Vaguely remember I kept slogging through it just to see what monstrosity it would become

@Reznic007

Жыл бұрын

OMG literally when I read this I vaguely remembered something so I look it up and YUP holy crap, I used to play that SO long ago and I don’t even remember what I used to play it on but yeah… wow. Cursed for sure.

@cloud6404

Жыл бұрын

ugh i used to play unicorn evolution, the memories

@kass_G59

Жыл бұрын

DANNY PLEASE PLAY THIS GAME

@spicy_mushrooms2476

Жыл бұрын

There’s also that really weird KFC one from a few years back it’s not actually super bad and the art is pretty good lol 😂

Pretty sure Horace is just having a severe mental break where she sees normal people as weird potato goblins and horses as bishie anime boys.

@Your_Local_Therian_Melon

Ай бұрын

She might be in a mental asylum

I feel like Danny has looked like he is 13 since 2014 and is now just growing up. Good for you Danny. I assume a witch put a spell on you, that kept you young, good to know you finally reversed it.

@damianmroczny

Жыл бұрын

yea hes around 17 now, love him

@cmd0317

Жыл бұрын

sent a pic of him to my friend and she fr thought he was 16-18 💀

@eyesfullofstars13

Жыл бұрын

@@damianmroczny he’s 17? I thought he was older lol

@phifuru

Жыл бұрын

@@eyesfullofstars13 idk if this is playing into the joke or not but Danny is shockingly a full grown married man

@AnEldritchBeing

Жыл бұрын

@@phifuru yeah! He's 18😤

OH MY GOD the """interesting rap music"""" in the first game is actually a terribly remixed version of John Cooper Clarke's 'Chicken Town', which is a spoken word poem from, like, the 80s. Clarke is a punk poet from Bradford. Very gangster. Very Miami. Very interesting.

@shinshin4128

Жыл бұрын

They played that in The Sopranos. I had to rewind the video like 5 times to make sure I was hearing it right. Crazy…

@OMGPWNTATOECHIPZ

Жыл бұрын

I don't know how this doesn't have more upvotes

@hotdanielreal

Жыл бұрын

pphhhht, comedy wow, lol

@akirajaxon4718

Жыл бұрын

OMG LMAO

@emmaa753

Жыл бұрын

WAIT IS THAT THE WRITER OF I WANNA BE YOURS

Can we make it a trend to have Danny review a horse-themed game each time he makes a video like this

@camelliatea6319

Жыл бұрын

+1

@K0I_F1SHH

Жыл бұрын

+1 (I have voted)

@badbad.kaOrii

Жыл бұрын

+1

@jelbis7978

Жыл бұрын

+1

@oliveoil1414

Жыл бұрын

+1

i’ve been falling asleep to this video every night for about 3 weeks update: i’ve watched this video so many times i know it word for word and it gives me a slight headache watching it.

@Petey5544

Жыл бұрын

Hi same! I also sometimes fall asleep to the whole playlist of billion surprise toys videos. It did however result in me dreaming about calling Danny up and inviting him over for pancakes last night.

@sapphirethesapphic

Жыл бұрын

@@Petey5544 did he come over?

@Petey5544

Жыл бұрын

@@sapphirethesapphic you know it Greg!

@moonriverinc7896

Жыл бұрын

i watch it while getting ready in the morning! As well as Jennamarbles videos about bad apps which are a similar premise.

@Petey5544

Жыл бұрын

Update! Last night I dreamt Danny got the flu! I hope he is okay, and maybe I need to stop falling asleep to his videos

"Grand tuogh guy" couldn't be bothered to spell check the name of the game below the icon 🤣

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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@Your_Local_Therian_Melon

Ай бұрын

Grand tough adult would’ve been better

I love that danny dresses up for each game’s theme while tryna explains to us the weird stuff he found

@annoyingkid48

Жыл бұрын

Who is Tryna??

@fuzzytadpole

Жыл бұрын

@@annoyingkid48 I think they meant trying to explain

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@notwillinglyaloof

Жыл бұрын

@@annoyingkid48 be for real..

@dollface465

Жыл бұрын

​@@annoyingkid48 😭😭💀

Danny simulates what it's like to be a 3 year old in 2022

@zxs4113

Жыл бұрын

true

@tilvalhallgaming8925

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was basically me when i was three

@Egg-probably

Жыл бұрын

That’s an alternate title

@Lucifersfursona

Жыл бұрын

This is real, I was the infant

@elizabeth5189

Жыл бұрын

Or just any toddler who had an unrestricted device at some point

the horse prince game was made for tina belcher and nobody else

@handsoap3346

Жыл бұрын

Lmao this was my first thought as well

@tillytism

Жыл бұрын

nonono made BY tina

@drewstevens7420

Жыл бұрын

@@tillytism oh ur so right

@riversong4997

5 ай бұрын

Not enough zombie butts 🤣

In case anyone was curious why the app is called Umapri in on the phone, Uma is Japanese for horse so "Umapri" is a shortening of "Uma Prince"

I can’t believe how fast Danny grew his hair back.

@oliveslays

Жыл бұрын

i know!! its so crazy!

@sephora69420

Жыл бұрын

fr!!

@sydnyethesciguy

Жыл бұрын

Yea!! He’s such a gregma male that he was able to grow it back so fast!

@kindauncool

Жыл бұрын

+@@sydnyethesciguy I read that as smegma male

@stmsin

Жыл бұрын

@@kindauncool tugma

I don’t know if the themed costumes were for Halloween or Danny was just really into this video concept but yes please more please

@anglepsycho

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely, that would be sick!

@iJustWannaBeNameless

Жыл бұрын

the gorilla suit is just his fursuit

@milenasavic2348

Жыл бұрын

i agree

@feyla4814

Жыл бұрын

he did this in part one too i love itt

9:24 That's Dr John Cooper Clark, the absolute mad-lad/poet who probably never knew that he was featured in this game. Creator must have been a fan (but who is both a fan of GTA and hardcore, off-the-walls poetry, I don't know!) Very interesting hip-hop, 10/10 would listen again

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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@burymeinjhenny918

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO

@elissaharrison8797

Жыл бұрын

bro i thought it was, was looking for a comment to verify, that’s so funny lmaoo

@Lucifersfursona

3 күн бұрын

Kendrick cover when

I remember that horse game being infamous on Tumblr! I’m glad now 4 million people have seen it too

@bofthesea4730

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought everyone had heard about it was that really just us?

@froggy5748

Ай бұрын

@@bofthesea4730genuinely i was shocked to see so many people act like it’s some revolutionary thing. I’ve watched this video countless times and I’m startled every time lmao

This has the potential to be a long-running series and I support it unconditionally

@kittycatlily7525

Жыл бұрын

Yes PLEASE-

@youraveragearmy

Жыл бұрын

The new badads!

@lucinda_null

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@diegocangetit

Жыл бұрын

Yess pls

@frozenuruguayball6436

Жыл бұрын

@@youraveragearmy yes!

Can we appreciate how much effort Danny went into to regrow his hair for this? That's dedication

@bill1357

Жыл бұрын

Can you please actually shut up.

@shortscaress

Жыл бұрын

Was it a joke or?

@selan244

Жыл бұрын

@@shortscaress no i dont think it was. A lot of youtubers make videos beforehand and schedule it to post at a later date and i think Danny does that too

@shortscaress

Жыл бұрын

@@selan244 see that's what I was thinking but no clue, thank you!

@serenity_skyx

Жыл бұрын

my comment was a joke but this video was probably just recorder pre-haircut

''Who was he bitten by again? Radioactive Cowboy?'' Had me laughing on the floor for so long LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

It is said that to this day, Danny is still trying to figure out how to get into the hospital

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

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as someone from miami myself, i must admit that game was very realistic. 10/10 love the guys that square up every morning. wouldn't be miami without them

@ebonyalexis32

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow floridian im glad my preconcieved notions are accurate

@jamestomato1744

Жыл бұрын

Everyday must really be a struggle huh?

@omw2cry

Жыл бұрын

games in miami

@pocaricandy

Жыл бұрын

bandori danny fan ⁉️

@anokat

Жыл бұрын

It looks like a wonderful island 😊

Huge respect to Danny for exposing his device to every kind of third-party game virus, solely for our own amusement.

@kitkatgamer_

Жыл бұрын

1k likes and no replies? huh

@plushiestbirb

Жыл бұрын

1k likes and 1 reply? huh

@Rick-tt1yk

Жыл бұрын

1.1k likes and 2 replies? huh

@hyalinamusic18

Жыл бұрын

1.1k likes and 3 replies? huh

@lupus.in.fabula

Жыл бұрын

1.2k likes and 4 replies? huh

knew a girl in high school who played the horse dating sim completely unironically. She was so prudish and repressed that this was the only sort of otome game she'd let herself play, it was weird.

I don't know how Danny's humor and jokes are so straight forward, yet still throw me off guard and I just laugh for an eternity

Wondering how many of these games Danny’s brain can take before he absolutely cracks and starts hoarding 600 identical knives in his garden shed

@user-cs5nw2of3e

Жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez 😔🤚 Danny the gardenscapes grandma ✨👵🏻✨

@lemxntea

Жыл бұрын

…grandma?

@katie-allen

Жыл бұрын

@@lemxntea I think it’s a reference to those mobile game ads Danny did a video on where the girl’s grandma was a murder, and she was hiding knives in her garden shed. But I think the game was merge mansion, not gardenscapes

@haphuongnguyen3358

Жыл бұрын

Well I hope his wool dummies get more realistic this time around

@pastainquisition

Жыл бұрын

I`ve played My Horse Prince entirely and now I`m thinking about buying a third knife to my collection. So it`s good for Danny he got bored of it early

"This guy randomly squares up with me as I'm walking away..." The most realistic aspect of the game so far. Florida etiquette.

@xdlr22

Жыл бұрын

Not even joking like people get so pissy when I’m walking the streets out here in Florida. Like I’ve never met so many rude people. Who also think they’re being friendly. Other than in Jersey.

@greggonzales6497

Жыл бұрын

I’ll square up against anyone who comes near Danny.

@MillieEyelash14

Жыл бұрын

As a Floridian, I approve this message

@alimousatabets5751

Жыл бұрын

"who are you to walk past me you scumbag" *idk I dont live in Florida 💀*

@shayeoana

Жыл бұрын

Bro look at his hair then look at that 😂

Anyone else notice Danny had a vision of the future when he said "what is this needle button? are we taking steriods?"

@glndreamer

Жыл бұрын

Liver king has entered the chat 😂

@TheCatNamedToast

Жыл бұрын

😭👍

@breathein4066

Жыл бұрын

In 2 years!😫

I love the middle-aged man from My Horse Prince how dare you slander him and all he stands for

i'm amazed at danny's character development with fictional gorillas, he went from questioning them for their clothes and walking, to loving them, excellent

@It_Is_Oylenox

Жыл бұрын

*Is this a billion surprise toys reference-*

@nataliaprador.4760

Жыл бұрын

@@It_Is_Oylenox of course it is

@nightlist435

Жыл бұрын

HI NAT

@nataliaprador.4760

Жыл бұрын

@@nightlist435 JEROME HELLO?????

I love how Danny knows that a human faced horse is indeed what we are sticking around for and is what we his viewers want

@urmomisgay104

Жыл бұрын

@@A.F.1 this bot dosent know grammar

@thedamnedcat3240

Жыл бұрын

@@urmomisgay104 .I challenge to you watch last video laughing without,......

@MelonHere20

Жыл бұрын

I'm kind of surprised that game is still a thing lol

20:33 flashback to that one spongebob episode

There's probably a hundred comments, but the Horse Prince game shortened to UmaPri because Uma is horse and Pri is a shortening of prince. Japan does that all the time.

I cannot imagine the ungodly spyware situation that must be going on on Danny's phone by now.

@hearts4melaniemartini

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@resneptacle

Жыл бұрын

Nothing really, Apple is good at keeping ges and their code to themselves and separate apps from everything else

@oi5743

Жыл бұрын

@@resneptacle no there not lol ur ipad can get ruined and they keep scam apps up

@nickname_on8725

Жыл бұрын

@@resneptacle Uh... No? No device is like that, if they were it would be impossible to do anything with it.

@vierzehn575

Жыл бұрын

@@resneptacle i respect the optimism

in my senior year of high school the horse game spread around the school like wildfire, everyone was playing it and editing their friends heads onto horse bodies.

@freshcupofangst

Жыл бұрын

That sounds awesome lol

@feedmeaffection4160

Жыл бұрын

That must have been a bonding moment for sure

@skellington8090

Жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious! Must’ve been pretty good times!

@gloomiiii

Жыл бұрын

thats actually amazing

@nicoangelo9928

Жыл бұрын

I had that flood of the horse game too! It was crazy

Danny standing over us while complaining about the kong fu game is crazy. Such an intimidating angle

tbh of all the words i could use to describe the music in that game, "interesting" is definitely the nicest one.

Danny’s individual thematic settings for each game had more production value than the actual games 😂

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

🙄

@erg6316

Жыл бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 what?😂

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

@@erg6316 🤡

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

@@chipskylark5500 🤔

@chipskylark5500

Жыл бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🍄

"What kind of sick freaks designed this game. Who are you? Where do you live? Comment it below. I just want to talk." 11:25 This is just such a real statement to make as a content creator.

17:12 "Sure i will beat you so hard youll wish you were never born" made me think of the time in left for dead 2 when nick tells ellis "listen if you dont shut the hell up i will beat you so hard your sister will wish she never gave birth to you"

"How could a game about dating a man-horse be so bland" -Danny Gonzalez The best quote to describe Danny, especially out of context.

@mattbunchboigehs

Жыл бұрын

I can see an out-of-centext clip of Danny wearing the horse hat saying "I don't care about the carrots! I wanna talk about hot guys!"

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

@@mattbunchboigehs someone def clipped that already

You could honestly do a whole series JUST on weird otome games. I think they’re fun especially since even something as insane as My Horse Prince is still more fleshed out than your average bad knockoff mobile game. I remember my friend played the horse game in high school and it got old after you get over the initial premise, but there are a surprising number of games in a similar vein that are actually quite… good? Hatoful Boyfriend is the big one, and I remember that same friend telling me about some game where a bunch of cats transform into sexy anime guys. I played a game where you date fruit once (not anthropomorphized, just regular old fruits). Truly it’s like there’s an otome game for literally anything you could think of

@em84c

Жыл бұрын

I love otome games! Some are actually amazing. My fave is Nocturne of Nightmares.

@lechatnoir482

Жыл бұрын

i remember the fruit game it was funny and bizarre.

@waffleamv_

Жыл бұрын

is the cat one called dandelion? i was lowkey obsessed with it a few years ago lol

@aino-kaisav5504

Жыл бұрын

For what I know, Hatoful Boyfriend is a satirical masterpiece. I wonder what game you're referring to with the cat game... I know NekoPara and Pet Boyfriend (which is a really cursed name for a game relatively innocent), but neither of them are excactly like that. I would also love to see Danny playing Kitty Love, not for the plot, but for the horribly bad translation that adds its own entertainment value.

@aino-kaisav5504

Жыл бұрын

@@em84c Yeah, I feel like they people look them down way too much. I have just recently gotten into dating sims. Currently I have been playing Ikemen Sengoku (the main character is awesome in that one) and Speed Dating For Ghosts. I love when an otome game has a creative concept!

Actually Danny further into the game the horse actually chokes you with green onions to the point where you almost die

As a professional Florida man I sure do love the crime landscape

as someone that had the horse game installed during college it was really demoralizing catching up with high school friends that were going to ivy league schools. oh you're starting a paid internship at that huge tech company? yuuma cooked me a breakfast of just leeks this morning before going to work his day job as a construction worker and i ended the night watching him perform with his band at a nightclub

@AlbinoAxolotl

Жыл бұрын

Lol!! The comedy and tragedy in your comment sums up what so many of us feel on a regular basis. So hilarious!

@GoddoDoggo

Жыл бұрын

I went to a community college and then a state college, and the only thing that pulled me through was cheap and poorly written romance visual novels. But at least I didn't develop a drug or alcohol addiction, so you know what, +10 for crappy anime romance games.

@gemlue7827

Жыл бұрын

@@GoddoDoggo that’s a win in my book

@godhatesam

Жыл бұрын

@@GoddoDoggo i developed a drug addiction and haven't gone to college ☺️👍 do not recommend ☺️👍

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

mr. hands

imagine how special the viewers named Greg might feel when hearing “whats up greg” almost every video

@shysion

Жыл бұрын

I’m 😊lmk

@royalbluewall

Жыл бұрын

My last name is Greg lmao and the first time I watched Danny it scared me 💀

@kris9259

Жыл бұрын

I think of this almost every time I watch his vids.

@soapysof

Жыл бұрын

his videos are all just diaries for Onision

@randomtrucks

Жыл бұрын

@@royalbluewall please tell me your first name is greg too

Fun fact: the "interesting rap" song in the GTA ripoff game is "Evidently Chickentown" by John Cooper Clarke, released in 1980. They probably used it because it was in an episode of the Sopranos, specifically the end of Stage 5, S6P2:E2.

28:15 I CRIED

Danny looks like a realistic game character himself and I’m not complaining.

@quinn-yb9cr

Жыл бұрын

did you fr copy this comment 💀

@bocanthandlethis

Жыл бұрын

@@quinn-yb9cr Ah well, some people might not have seen it so we shouldn't rlly care ing

@mulethedonkey2579

Жыл бұрын

danny's got that npcake

@facetioustitan3900

Жыл бұрын

@@bocanthandlethis except some bot farms repost popular comments in order to collect likes and create the appearance of a genuine comment history. So that they seem more like real individuals when they later post spam or comments with ads or an agenda, or follow other sketchy accounts to artificially inflate their their numbers to seem more legit.

@Joeysaladslover

Жыл бұрын

@@bocanthandlethis not about caring lmfao it’s about the fact that copying comments for validation is pitiful and depressing

love how he corrected himself from King Kong to Donkey Kong, as if King Kong is not also a gorilla

@karnivre6176

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 💀

@hoghuhaghu8506

Жыл бұрын

but king kong isn't a game, now is it

@una9906

Жыл бұрын

banger pfp

@YabbaDabbaDoodle

Жыл бұрын

@@hoghuhaghu8506 King Kong the 2005 video game would beg to differ

@frog_pants893

Жыл бұрын

@@hoghuhaghu8506 yes it is

When reading the features of a grand tough guy in Miami how the hell did Danny skip “-fights with fists and kick -many blows” I’m dying!

As someone who partakes in the martial arts, I can confirm that kung fu is exactly like "kung fu boy against bullying"

i played uma pri back in grade 9 and i can’t believe it still haunts me to this day. my friend literally beat the whole game, it was so insane. the weirdest part, besides the concept, was when you talked to him and tried to get the answer he liked, it would ALWAYS be the stupidest or least expected one. like he’d ask “do you like me?” and if you said yes, he’d get sad or irate. it’s so wild

@nana_2354

Жыл бұрын

Wth lol I legit played this game in 9th grade too lol and finished it completely.

@darkithnamgedrf9495

Жыл бұрын

@@nana_2354 are you their friend 🤨

@Katie-mw7pd

Жыл бұрын

Dan and Phil fans?

23:40 ...That IS how real cars work, Danny. You turn left or right. "Joysticks" are for aeroplanes.

@hamzerpanzer

Жыл бұрын

A joystick lets you simulate the granularity of a real steering wheel. With a left and right button it's just all the way left and all the way right my guy

@pap-fr

4 ай бұрын

No it isn't LMAO please never drive

Stuck in fuckin chicken town killed me bruh

That feeling when you already know the horse game because once upon a time you were a Dan and Phil fan

@aoi394

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering where I recognized that game from! I had completely forgotten about that lol.

@elizabuga4337

Жыл бұрын

Real Dan and Phil fan culture is growing up and realizing you’re queer

@chorf9976

Жыл бұрын

a blast from the past

@joycesummer3818

Жыл бұрын

YESS

@sethesteem

Жыл бұрын

i knew there was crossover in these fandoms

Danny doesn't just play the game, he becomes one with the game

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@your-friendly-neighborhood5983

Жыл бұрын

no you've made a mistake, he IS the game

@rainyday126

Жыл бұрын

He does 🥹🥹

@ThunderAppeal

Жыл бұрын

Please continue to shut up and not bother anyone. Thats the best thing you can do for the world.

@your-friendly-neighborhood5983

Жыл бұрын

@@ThunderAppeal someone had a bad day 👀

17:30 the second you said that my whole life started falling apart as I was laughing so hard like I dropped my phone onto the floor it slid under my bed and my drink spilled. The glass didn’t break, but there was water everywhere. I laughed so hard that I unleashed the apocalypse.

1:27 the bar ice cream def lives there

It’s entertaining to see how Danny reacts to those types of games. It seems as though he’s truly an expert, which not many of us here find surprising by any means.

@zodiea5289

Жыл бұрын

amomnfugus

@poopykira

Жыл бұрын

dude i saw u in ysf's comment section asjdfh

@Manigeitora

Жыл бұрын

He's officially a pumpkin.

@Tiphuhnee

Жыл бұрын

Istg I’ve seen you in so many comment sections at this point. Mainly jubilee lol. Most famous commenter

Danny makes such high quality high effort videos. Most people would just sit there and play a few bad games, but Danny dressed up in the style of each game and his jokes are actually funny.

@katemcwilliams1674

Жыл бұрын

real

@STAYYGOLDPONYBOY

Жыл бұрын

@@katemcwilliams1674 thank you Kate McWilliams

@chalkmarkers

Жыл бұрын

@@katemcwilliams1674 I am deeply grateful for your response Kate McWilliams

@mrnarfynoof

Жыл бұрын

@Kate McWilliams I’ve been going through some tough times recently, and your comment turned my life around.

@dreammule

Жыл бұрын

@@katemcwilliams1674 Im filled with felonious wonder from your kind words, Kate McWilliams. Just please respond to me. I know you're at home on your computer right now, I can clearly see you thru the blinds. Can you please bless me with more of your kind words. You will respond to me Kate McWilliams. As lost and unsure of everything in my life as I am right now, thats the one thing I can promise.

27:13 would you rather see horses with human heads or dogs with human heads

@A1mog3

Жыл бұрын

horses with human heads

@2BeeOrNot2Bee

Жыл бұрын

Horses with human heads, I’m not around horses as much as I am dogs.

@nyanya2757

Жыл бұрын

I found a real situation where you'd rather a horse with a human head. Well.. hopefully not real situation...

@Gafafsg

Жыл бұрын

@@nyanya2757 what does that even mean…?

@nyanya2757

Жыл бұрын

@@Gafafsg watch the time stamp.

Congratulations for the camera man for running the exact speed as the car so danny can talk.😀😀😀

The fact that this is already at #1 trending shows how hungry the world is for this content. Amazing.

@SeanFerree

Жыл бұрын

For real

@blending_in

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

Danny getting excited over a virtual jet ski in an awfully made game is the best thing i’ve seen all year

@albertzubiak3804

Жыл бұрын

It's fake

I have Tourette's syndrome and one of my tics is "Square up kid" since I've seen this video lmao

@Louinmaarse

19 күн бұрын

lmao this is so funny 😭

16:49 ev-withing

@dumbstuff1250

3 ай бұрын

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that noticed it😂

@lilliansimonesebastian264

2 ай бұрын

Ikr every time I watch this I swear I hear him say it but no one talks about it and I thought I was going crazy

@melodys._.strawberries5652

14 күн бұрын

LMAO

I played My Horse Prince many years back. It was good to occupy the time with and I found it very amusing. All these cliche moments expect he is literally a horse. He feeds her food, but he is holding the chopsticks with his horse hoof in a way that defies physics. Amusing game. I appreciate it.

@faithinhisblood777

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and He rose again the third day. 1 Corinthians 15:1-4. God loves you and wants a relationship with you!

@cosmosisrose

Жыл бұрын

I remember it going viral but maybe it was just because I was in like anime fandoms and shit

@beatrizperez295

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmosisrose nah, I played that game. It's a meme, and the game itself knows it.

@beansbou

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmosisrose I think it was very popular during the Dan and Phil era of KZread

As someone who wants to be a game dev, this makes me feel a LOT better about my ideas and work Edit: Thx so much for the support

@joewantsabrew

Жыл бұрын

As someone who has and is making games, I feel the same way lmao

@bgs7529

Жыл бұрын

Good luck!! Pretty sure you will do a great job

@camelliatea6319

Жыл бұрын

We support you!

@marnenotmarnie259

Жыл бұрын

lol yeah. a lot of these are just weird little projects people do to get experience developing (from what i've heard) but i don't fully understand why they get published (and stay on the app store lol)

@hamsandwich1333

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, ngl you seem like you make even worse games then these. I don’t know any developer who would want to work with you.

19:00 Wait, the Train Conductor’s uniform is public property..? The implications are endless

@lilliansimonesebastian264

2 ай бұрын

Of course

Fun fact: the 'fresh hip hop music' is an actual song made by John Cooper Clarke called Evidently Chickentown. I totally would recommend it

@adh3247

Жыл бұрын

That part had me dying laughing

My fave thing is that this is currently #5 for gaming...Danny is in fact a true gamer after all

@mikoletea

Жыл бұрын

#2 now 😃

@kipper7860

Жыл бұрын

#1

@bittercharmer1591

Жыл бұрын

Still #1 at my time of viewing

@thatfourkinnie6077

Жыл бұрын

Now he's at #1 on trending lmao

@zarthy4169

Жыл бұрын

Now it’s #1.

It has been too long since I saw Dan and Phil play "My horse prince" and I forgot just how......unique.......it is.

@allyw5688

Жыл бұрын

I scrolled through so many comments to find someone saying this

@likeapro4242

Жыл бұрын

I hate that it’s been five years since that play through

6:40 Great. Now I feel like coming up to random people and calling the "asshole". Thanks.

Lmao I actually recognize the Chickentown song, it was used very memorably in an episode of Sopranos. That's the only reason I can think why someone might have thought to put it in a crime-themed game, they just said "eh it's on the Sopranos soundtrack, good enough for me, don't need to actually think about whether the song fits the gameplay or anything."

I had the chance to meet Danny the other day!! I went up to him and told him how big of a fan I am and he bashed my kneecaps in, spit on me, and told me people like me aren’t allowed near him. It was the best!!!

@juliafooliaa

Жыл бұрын

Same 10/10 experience

@ObtuseMori

Жыл бұрын

Aw man, I'm so jealous!

danny, never end this series. its so bizarre and so entertaining

the interesting rap music at 9:27 is "chicken town" by Dr John Cooper Clarke who is a punk performance poet from the UK. Would absolutely love to know if he knows his poem is in this game 😂

The hospital not working is the most hilarious and socially accurate thing I've ever seen I'm crying

@Carrie2085

Жыл бұрын

Maybe this game is supposed to be about ✨society✨

@shradibop

Жыл бұрын

we really live in a society

i hate that my teenage years have been plagued with my horse prince lmao. my friend found out about it on tumblr and we got it on my phone. it wasn't long before i became addicted. i would feed the silly little horse his silly little carrots between classes. this was also during 2016. creepy clowns scaring the shit out of me? my horse prince. celebrity dying? horse man. trump getting elected? GUESS WHO'S GETTING THEIR CARROTS. additionally, that year, i had an awful allergic reaction that put me in the hospital and the first thing that i said to my sister, waking from a benadryl-induced sleep, was: "please pass me my phone, i need to feed yuuma." thanks for the ptsd like 6 years later, denny

@quicksilverlacey

Жыл бұрын

This is great, lol. Thanks for sharing.

@peachncherrie

Жыл бұрын

babe you got a therapist??

@mira5486

Жыл бұрын

@@quicksilverlacey anytime, anytime

@mira5486

Жыл бұрын

@@peachncherrie therapy is expensive, the youtube comments section is free👌

8:23 many city residents in Baltimore opposed the tree planting movements because it is not uncommon for drug dealers to hide stashes for pickup in the dirt beneath the trees.

16:47 "It's time to use *Evewyfing* we know"

the hospital catch-22 in that first game was really just a metaphor for the american healthcare system

as someone who watched dan and phil play through the entirety of My Horse Prince, danny should absolutely play the entire game

@leahjk97

Жыл бұрын

same lol

@madelinecolbert9783

Жыл бұрын

i was searching for this comment

@HoneyM1lkart

Жыл бұрын

I feel like I missed out when I was young by not getting into Dan and Phil and instead mark and jack

@kaskaskas

Жыл бұрын

@@HoneyM1lkart I never got into Mark and Jack so I'm not going to diss them, but Dan and Phil were truly elite. Hilarious, good chemistry, great content.

@kaskaskas

Жыл бұрын

I'll need Danny to play that tsundere game they played too ksfjdfsds

16:59 A RANDOM TIME THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD

@emilydobsonn

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations 🎊✨ You’ve been selected in my draw. (👆message the Above on telegram to claim your prize

@valerie0663

7 ай бұрын

the dang whirly bird left without us!!!

@sweeth3arts

7 ай бұрын

HELPP @@valerie0663

19:00 I love how this implies that the train conductor's uniform is public property

I learned of My Horse Prince years ago and it’s one of my all time favorite iPhone games if only for the level of humor and satire it gives, making fun of both apps in the same format and visual novels The funniest part has to be when the horse beats up a bunch of thugs after his rock concert before getting into a race with his rival, who is just another horse but he has red hair

@nessiefanatic

Жыл бұрын

WHEN HE *WHAT* ??

@queenfalcon_101

Жыл бұрын

The fact you just said that with no warning like it was normal 🤣

@likeapro4242

Жыл бұрын

@@queenfalcon_101 To be fair, I’ve been sitting on this plot point for six years now

@katwithaperiod3247

Жыл бұрын

I suddenly have so many more questions than I did before I read this. How did the horse beat up thugs? Were the thugs just raccoons with human faces or something? Did my horse prince just neigh them away? Why am I just picturing a poorly animated video of a horse leg detaching from the rest of the horse beating up some raccoons with handsome faces in ski masks? How would I know the raccoons are handsome if they have ski masks on? Why am I assuming the thugs are raccoons? How does a horse play guitar? Did he grow a human hand just to play it? Does he play it with his teeth? Who gave the horse a guitar in the first place? Why is my horse prince racing his nemesis who is also a horse with a human face and long flowing red hair the most normal part of this comment to me? Why is his nemesis not called his neighmesis? And why is this horse a prince? Is their a whole chain of royalty in horses? It there a horse hierarchy system? Are their peasant horses? Do the horse noblemen wear monocles to show their superiority? These are literally just a small FRACTION of the questions I have from this comment. Congratulations commenter now I have to stop everything I’m doing and play this dang game just to figure out what the heck happens.

@McTuber42

Жыл бұрын

@@katwithaperiod3247 don't do it

can we appreciate the effort danny put into setting the theme for each game like damn

I used to play The Horse Prince when I was younger as a joke with my friends, the only thing funnier than the actual game is the reviews & notification banners