btw the diss track is on Spotify now 😏 ps about the physics thing I was talking about how they’re travelling IN A CIRCLE and that’s why I was bringing it up!! I’m not stupid trust me!!

@Nitrolord

2 жыл бұрын

A good mayor AND a good physics guy? What a legend

@Nabooze

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nitrolord I believe that’s just called… being kurtis conner

@ryung5256

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@erikas7656

2 жыл бұрын

That diss track went HARD

@MichaelMichael-us6wq

2 жыл бұрын

You

the whole point of creating pinnochio was so that old man didnt have to be lonely anymore and the first thing pinnochio does is immediately try to leave him 💀💀

@hexhollows

2 жыл бұрын

father, when can i leave to be on my OWNN

@fishysc0okielife

2 жыл бұрын

@@hexhollows I've got the whole WORLD TO SEEEE

@Getout634

2 жыл бұрын

@@fishysc0okielife worldussy**

@Red_Devil_Stew

2 жыл бұрын

@@fishysc0okielife skidEE skidEE skidEE

@anaghaarao5014

2 жыл бұрын

@@hexhollows ive got THE WHOLE worldussy 😩

IM SORRY THE “thank you daddy! ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee!” FUCKING SENT ME

@demonmaster666

Жыл бұрын

FR 😂

@jaidyn4823

Жыл бұрын

LOTERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

@douglasc0unty

Жыл бұрын

@@jaidyn4823 loterally

@-Sharki-

11 ай бұрын

@@douglasc0unty lootrally

@friendlesssockroach

11 ай бұрын

"ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee RDAHHAH!!"

The nose did not grow once during the diss track, he literally wasn’t lying

@sejianimates1735

3 ай бұрын

He was spitting fire the entire time and didn’t catch *on* fire, hes a real boy and real boys dont lie

@PastaBuckman64

2 ай бұрын

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@jackalexande

14 күн бұрын

lmfao reminds me of that meme that's like "when pinocchio is roasting you but his nose doesn't grow"

I've never seen someone more mortified to be alive. HE GETS UP YELLING, "ALIIIIVEEEEEEEeEEEeeeEEeeee" and then stumbles around, struggling to walk. That's kinda realistic, actually.

@blump5080

6 ай бұрын

Maybe that's what newborn babies do too

@catsinwonderland7473

6 ай бұрын

@@blump5080 and we just don't understand it because they haven't learned language yet...

@rolinti9146

4 ай бұрын

me after a rough night out

@catsinwonderland7473

4 ай бұрын

@@rolinti9146 💀

@alexandersotomurillo5795

4 ай бұрын

​@@blump5080we don't mention babies in this channel

Judge: "Why did you murder this child's parents" Accused: "I thought it would make for an extremely interesting story"

@FirstLast-fl1co

2 жыл бұрын

Witness: "When can I leave to be on my Ownnn~!"

@m_gwb

2 жыл бұрын

This is the plot of Batman.

@harperhughes6182

2 жыл бұрын

That kid is now Batman so it worked

@FIREcrochethairstyles

2 жыл бұрын

@@m_gwb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Miipmiip

2 жыл бұрын

@@m_gwb I was just gonna say-

- old man makes a puppet because he is so lonely - it immediately comes to life, steals his horse, leaves him more alone

@Shadyam

2 жыл бұрын

Worst thank-you gift ever

@artisticmunga9610

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dIaEttB6pZvfidI.html

@honeydrew

2 жыл бұрын

slay.

@MxZanReacts

2 жыл бұрын

The REAL story!

@ridean3931

2 жыл бұрын

That’s really sad

Coincidentally, I too screamed “am a boy and I’m alive” after waking up on a sidewalk after a night out

@CeliaStHugo

11 ай бұрын

I still don’t know why those were first words to escape my mouth because I felt anything but alive

@holeyvoleyvance

6 ай бұрын

me when i found out i was trans

@willow_is_dumb

5 ай бұрын

@@holeyvoleyvance omg same

@Olivia-zj9io

3 ай бұрын

Same (im a girl)

@rey1185

17 күн бұрын

And that's the drewth

What's insane is the idea of "Pinocchio wakes up and immediately causes chaos" is EXACTLY what happened in the original story. If I remember right, the town of people got so mad they literally hung him (except he's made of wood so it doesn't work??). He also like bullied Geppetto and ran away, not to the circus, but to the town to he a complete asshole to everyone ever

@zubetp

8 ай бұрын

oh huh he IS a real boy

@winniethepooht5776

7 ай бұрын

The guy that made the Pinocchio comics hated children so much that he tortured Pinocchio in as many ways as he could. Also, I believe the final comic is him being hung and staying dead.

@Tatertottt

7 ай бұрын

@@winniethepooht5776 I think what I heard was he DID die, but people didn't like that ending/wanted more, so he had to come back to life. I could be misremembering though

@amarins2747

4 ай бұрын

@@Tatertottt No you're right! I read the book somewhat recently, he gets hung by the fox and the cat (who are thieves) and that's where the story ended at first. But people wanted more so the writer continued the story. Also the writer did not hate children, it is a cautionary tale about the consequences of being a disobedient child. Pinocchio keeps saying he'll be a good boy, but then he misbehaves and that's what keeps getting him into trouble

@ebeneezerscrooge2942

2 ай бұрын

Also, that island.

That cat is unhinged and I love him. He immediately shot Pinocchio which makes him my favourite character

@sneakysnek572

2 жыл бұрын

Man really was ready to kill a child on sight

@FurNixen

2 жыл бұрын

@@sneakysnek572 You would do the same if you were a talking cat with a gun

@sneakysnek572

2 жыл бұрын

@@FurNixen shoot a child on sight? 😂

@annar193

2 жыл бұрын

And you know what was right to do so

@N_Garamond

2 жыл бұрын

gun violence among sexy, rotund 19th century cats is a big issue

I didn't know "Kurtis Connor dressed like Pinocchio spitting fire" was gonna be something I experienced today, but holy shit am I glad.

@pinklemonade3261

2 жыл бұрын

im SO glad i didnt look in the comments beforehand bevause this was the best random song i have ever heard

@PeytonPearson

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen so many commentary youtuber raps and... Those may have been some of the hardest bars from a non-rapper i've ever heard lmaoooo

@AlexanderLanzo

2 жыл бұрын

how do i add this fire dis to my playlist

@Zofro2165

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly … that was an extraordinary experience

@coffeejelly3373

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this before i reached the disstrack and i low-key thought Kurtis edited himself spitting actual fire while in a Pinocchio costume which i would've expected more

6:38 Kurtis is 100% correct about this. That’s how circular motion works. Your instantaneous velocity is tangential to the circular path.

@teabubbler

8 ай бұрын

was looking for this! gotta love physics but not as much as breaking the laws and theories

@zubetp

8 ай бұрын

(casey carlisle voice) physics

@chanelbt854

5 ай бұрын

i remember watching a video though where a group of guys tested this out by attaching a trampoline to a truck and having a guy jump on the trampoline while the truck was driving around and he didn’t misalign with the trampoline he kept landing straight back down into it

@oranges7706

4 ай бұрын

@@chanelbt854 I assume the truck was moving in a straight line? If not, there was some trick going on because it's not physically possible to jump and land back in the same place on a truck that's moving in a circle. One of the most important laws in physics is that an object will continue to move at the same speed _and in the same direction_ unless and until it is acted on by a force. If no force acts on it, it keeps going forever. That's a physical fact (and Newton's first law). The result of this is that physicists define acceleration as a change in speed _or_ direction or both. So when the horse runs in a circle, it is technically accelerating because its direction of motion is always changing, even if it runs at the same speed the whole time. At the moment Pinocchio jumps off the horse, he is moving with the same speed and in the same direction as the horse was at the moment he jumped. Ignoring air resistance because it's so small, there is now no force acting on him in a horizontal direction (he's still affected by gravity, of course, but gravity only acts vertically so we don't need to think about it). According to Newton's first law, this lack of horizontal force means he'll continue to move at the same speed and in the same horizontal direction as he did when he jumped. Meanwhile, the horse is still moving and turning in a circle, so their paths separate and Pinocchio can't land back on the horse. I hope that makes sense.

@jacobg1796

13 сағат бұрын

​@@chanelbt854 if a truck can have a trampoline with a man on it safely it's probably not moving fast enough to demonstrate the principle clearly. Imagine being on a roundabout at a children's playground and suddenly letting go. There's your answer.

"Call you waterlogged because I just fucked around and drowned you" is unironically one of the hardest bars I have ever heard

@halolighta

13 күн бұрын

He fr dropped some of the hardest bars ever in a mock diss track

Fun fact: Paulie shore initially thought that the casting call was a prank call and didn’t think they were serious. But….nope. The directors asked for him by name and had him in mind for the English dub from the beginning. He even responded several times asking if they were 100% sure they wanted him for the role

@sairasmart5836

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@uhhhhh2672

2 жыл бұрын

He said, and I quote: "Are you (Paulie) Shore about this?"

@spiderdude2099

2 жыл бұрын

@@uhhhhh2672 ah of course, his classic catch phrase

@Amulet.

2 жыл бұрын

So they said he should sound more gayer???🤨

@Isabella-dx3nf

2 жыл бұрын

Source?

it’s weird that they completely removed the nose thing, which is literally the thing pinnochio is most known for.

@maddycaldwell8249

2 жыл бұрын

But this is the TRUE story 😂

@tiffany-chan1235

2 жыл бұрын

YO I wasn't expecting you, pretty cool seeing you here!

@ariel-xi7ds

2 жыл бұрын

THATS TRUE LOLLLL

@sugarculted4155

2 жыл бұрын

yeah cause in the russian version his nose doesn’t grow, he just keeps ripping everything apart with it💀

@polisha2235

2 жыл бұрын

well, the movie was based on the disney cartoon about pinocchio and also tale about his russian version -- buratino ("Golden key, or the adventures of Buratino" by Tolstoy), so they could sell it in russia and outside of it, too (russians already know how bad our own 3d animations are, so they don't earn much in theaters). buratino has mostly different plot from pinocchio, but the only things it has in common with this horrible movie are dreams about theater, blue-haired girl (in the tale her name is malvina and she is just one of his friends), villains which are a cat, a fox and the owner of the puppet theater, also his nose is not growing, it's pretty long already at the start. btw russian version is pretty light-hearted than original story and buratino is not becoming a real boy in the end, he stays as a wooden doll, because the main themes of the tale are friendship, helping others and creating a better life for the ones you love, while pinocchio is all about self-improvement and becoming an entirely different person.

NOTHING could have prepared me for pinnochio’s voice 💀

@eloryosnak4100

Ай бұрын

Please please Google "I animated fruity Pinocchio but how he really sounds". Its worth it I promise

He doesn't sound like a kid at all and immediately acts like a drunk person as soon as he comes alive 😂😂

@zubetp

8 ай бұрын

what he sounds like is a paulie shore character. that dude plays all his characters like that lmfao definitely one of the most incomprehensible casting choices i've seen in my life

“ska-dee ska-dee ska-deez nuts” genuinely made me laugh out loud

@Mag3.1415

10 ай бұрын

1.1k likes but no comments? How?

@m-vi-yoh

9 ай бұрын

lol

@whatsyourpoint5417

7 ай бұрын

Don't forget the raw anger of the "mother fucker" afterword

@bisexualblueberry

7 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@squidkid9

7 ай бұрын

@@bisexualblueberry26:45

Fun fact: there's another English dub that was produced in Russia that seems to have the same script, but different voice actors. "Skedee skedee skedee" is NOT in this version, meaning that yes, it was probably improved.

@annritsu

2 жыл бұрын

a genius....

@DarkShadic9632

2 жыл бұрын

Pauly Shore is truly a visionary

@user-himenes

2 жыл бұрын

How and why would you know that, are you an expert on this movie wtf

@halanlore1278

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-himenes possibly... they might be Russian or have access to Russian media? They literally just know there's another dub, why so skeptical are you a cat?

@Dannygoblin

2 жыл бұрын

Plus the characters mouth didn’t move- So it really was improved 💀 And the studio was perfectly okay with it

Fun fact: there's a condition called "honeymoon nose" or "honeymoon rhinitis" which is basically when some people's nose become engorged when they're aroused because there's erectile tissue in the nose so if you ever sleep with someone who has this condition you can in fact see a nose somewhat grow in front of you

@lemin0u

Ай бұрын

w h a t

only kurtis could drop these insane bars and then act this casual about it, the fuck was that, that was ART

i think my favorite part of this video was how the “what do i nose” joke kept getting cut back further and further

@bippityboppityblue

Жыл бұрын

love that hooty pfp

@_ghost_moth_

Жыл бұрын

thank you💅

@sunflurrie5513

Жыл бұрын

The hooty pfp slays 😩

@otakuinred

Жыл бұрын

Cut back... like wood...

@PocketLint846

Жыл бұрын

@@otakuinred But what do I no-

I like how the clip of kurtis saying “what do i nose” got progressively shorter and shorter each additional time it was used till it was barely anything more than the twinkle sound effect

@alxndra1772

2 жыл бұрын

I giggled every time

@sophiel9533

2 жыл бұрын

Spolier

@spiltmilk0204

2 жыл бұрын

but what do i nose

@PvtPuplovski

2 жыл бұрын

Its Pavlov's Dog experiment; we laugh at the sound of the twinkle, even if there's no punchline.

@thighmeat6034

2 жыл бұрын

reverse pinocchio

Im not ashamed to admit that the 'What do I nose?' joke made me laugh every single time it popped up

“I’m stumped” “let me ask you an equestrian” love these puns. 😂

I frankly can’t believe you didn’t say anything about the part where they decide the horse is going to be his new temporary father while they’re at the circus and Pinocchio calls him “dad” multiple times.

@em7328

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry- WHAT

@mikulover493

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHHSDHYHG

@camilleguillemette4926

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAH WHAT

@calebgonzalez3422

2 жыл бұрын

HMMM???

@lorddezi

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, it was one of the weirdest parts of the movie

The rap is incredible... But what do I nose-

@Dheast

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@AJ-hr3df

2 жыл бұрын

David the baker

@matthewapples5413

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, the narrator from EzPz watches Kurtis Conner…?

@Hi-bf4ft

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoyHmpZ_mam7hdo.html Finally it's here.

@cutielovemb

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Holy fucking shit how does Kurt make a song about Pinocchio, with multiple ball jokes and a yo momma joke sound so fucking fire?

Love the first instinct from the cat was to light Pinocchio tf up

pinocchio coming to life and immediately screaming "ALIIIIIIIIVE" in the voice of a middle aged man like he's doctor fucking frankenstein absolutely sent me

@YuriPlisetskyKinnie

2 жыл бұрын

I need to watch this movie now cause I can’t stop laughing

@fevre_dream8542

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, he's yelling and stumbling around like a sloppy drunk divorced man. It's hilarious

@Marie-qy1vd

2 жыл бұрын

I started giggling

@theboondoggliest

2 жыл бұрын

im sitting in class watching this and i was trying not to snort

@hsg57

2 жыл бұрын

I lost my composure at work

only kurtis could make a rap dressed as pinocchio and still look cool

@dogouchu4356

Жыл бұрын

id try to dissagree but, what do i nose

@asingularsock07

Жыл бұрын

@@dogouchu4356 When i tell you i W H E E Z E D

@KeiraDosentStopYapping

Жыл бұрын

@@asingularsock07 same here man lol

@calycalyps0

Жыл бұрын

And the diss track is actually fire too😂

@shrimpchip37

Жыл бұрын

“Ska-dee ska-dee ska-deez nuts motherfucker”

The line delivery on "I'm _stumped"_ fucking sent my sides to the stratosphere

Met Pauly Shore at a radio station where he was being interviewed. He was chill asf. He gave me a high five & asked my name on his way out of the station after the interview. I was kinda in awe but not because of his celebrity status but because he went out of his way to be nice. 10/10 would do again.

What's with all the non-human characters freaking out about a wooden boy? Imagine Dracula laughing at you because you believe in werewolves.

@norafudgecake4863

2 жыл бұрын

Why did they add circuses in acrobatics in the movie now I’m going to associate this with psychonauts. Psychonauts is a game about a acrobatic 10 year old from the circus who runs away to become a psychonaut. Someone tell me the name of the song. I don’t think it’s a good idea for all circuses to be like: “ my kid ran away to become a psychonaut, and he made out with a random girl he just met “ Psychonauts is my favorite game series and I don’t want to associate it with this movie

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

What’s with this guy dunking on millennials for liking Disney stuff in his millennials video (and that dunking is fully justified), but is watching and making videos about Pinocchio? Does he always lack this much self-awareness?

@41052

2 жыл бұрын

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 this movie wasn’t made by Disney and Pinocchio is not owned by Disney. It’s not that you lack this much self awareness it’s that you lack this much knowledge. Also Mulan, Snow White, Cinderella, and basically vast majority of old Disney movies do not own the concept, only their particular story.

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

@@41052 That was probably the most hilarious cope I’ve ever seen. Congrats! Lmfao. Everybody knows of Pinocchio because of Disney’s famous cartoon that made the story known by the masses, and caused everyone to associate the story to Disney. Ask anyone on the street, and they will tell you it’s a Disney story. Your sad attempt to use a pedantic argument as an excuse of Kurtis’ lack of self-awareness/hypocrisy is the cringiest thing ever. There’s good reasons why white knights are a laughing stock. They do shit like that.

@anti-ethniccleansing465

2 жыл бұрын

@Ks Aww, how precious. The white knighting duo that can’t admit to Kurtis’ hypocrisy. Oh, and thanks for the heads up that this is a YT video. You’re a sharp one!

The Pinocchio coming alive scene is actually the funniest thing i've seen all day

@thismustbeisaac

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m a boy and I’m alIIIIIIVVVEEEE-“ always gets me istfg

@user-ou8zk8wl3j

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a fan silly dub

@Ventafps

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say he edited that part but no it's fucking real

@v1x3D

2 жыл бұрын

@@thismustbeisaac fr 😭

@leahjk97

2 жыл бұрын

I know right??

i’m pretty sure “believed to be by evil spirits” meant as in her home is believed to be surrounded or near evil spirits, but also it’s in no way delivered properly to get that across correctly

I'm just saying, Pinocchio in the Disney version being immediately shocked and grateful about being given life implies that he was already conscious in his wooden body (and therefore, according to some arguments, already alive). The fairy immediately explaining to him about becoming a real boy implies that he again, already had the consciousness to recognize and compare the differences between himself and other beings.

@LoganWH8

2 ай бұрын

It’s also kind of messed up to give him life only to immediately tell him “you’re not real. You’re different, in a bad way.”

The repeating joke getting cut of a little more every time is so funny

@ecksdee9768

2 жыл бұрын

i agree, his comedic timing is impeccable

@chimichild

10 ай бұрын

peak of comedy

@peachy1835

10 ай бұрын

that’s funny but what do i nos without an e

I’m so glad he addressed “skadee skadee skadee” lol nobody else has on KZread and it KILLS ME

@completlynormalhypernova666

2 жыл бұрын

Most "normal" thing in this movie

@Overseer2579

2 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic addressed it

@brennens8849

2 жыл бұрын

so has cosmonaut picture show. at least it’s in their video

@lawyerreactsnotthemoon85

2 жыл бұрын

I'm crying and about to pee because of it 😭😭😂💀🤣😭😭

@Reddogzone

Жыл бұрын

this was the one thing about this movie that made me laugh hard

“Get splinters while your suckin on my wooden ballsack” IM CRYING the isolation dancing took me out

There’s a Bomb and It’s Gonna Explode has no business being as much of a bop as it is, catches me off guard every time I make it back to this video

“get bella on my face imma start fibbing” was insane

@rosies4713

Жыл бұрын

literally came here looking for this comment thankyou 😌😭

@iwakeupandboomimarat

Жыл бұрын

literally fire

@endless_del

Жыл бұрын

ive rewatched this video a couple times now and that part still takes me a second to get because its so genius. true poetry in our time

@pineapplepen9791

Жыл бұрын

“Thank you daddy 😇”

@kailey4450

Жыл бұрын

this took me a hot sec when he said it but he’s an evil genius

I am 100% convinced Pauly showed up drunk and cold read the entire script with no re-takes.

@TeethHoarderr

2 жыл бұрын

I like this theory

@honeyOTU_

2 жыл бұрын

no he just sounds like this all the time

@Sammyyaam

2 жыл бұрын

he unfortunately just sounds like that. watch a goofy movie. it worked for bobby but not with this.

@schlieffenska

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sammyyaam I have been a massive fan of him since the 90s. Lol I know his accent. I still stand by what I said. :P

@schlieffenska

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sammyyaam Goofy Movie was fun. But Encino Man, Bio Dome, and Son In Law are where it's at. :)

I love that this movie likely resulted in some children acting out the funny bits and shouting at their mom's friend as they leave _"*So loooooooooong Butterfaceeee!"*_

“Get Bella on my face, I’m gonna start fibbin’ “ kills me every time

that "so long, butterface" is just so funny to me, with the cat going in slow motion with a mask and a gun. It's so funny out of context and even in context

@tarettime9392

2 жыл бұрын

He's like that bod is fine AF but that mask is a no-go and that's clearly representative of your face underneath

@lies1

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@danic4553

2 жыл бұрын

@@lies1 17:37 !

@lies1

2 жыл бұрын

@@danic4553 thank you!!

@danic4553

2 жыл бұрын

@@lies1 ofc!

holy shit that diss track was so cleverly written and enjoyable, unlike the entirety of that movie

@3rdwheel143

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jamesallen5704

2 жыл бұрын

like it was actually so fucking good

@shinykasu2205

2 жыл бұрын

"Got Bella on my face, gonna start fibbin'" sent me into orbit.

@delbrooke7655

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like something noel would write

@Kaeruchann

2 жыл бұрын

Fr holy shit . That was hella dope 😂

No more music. Nothing ever written will compare to "skidee skidee skideez nuts, mother fucker."

"I love the idea of hating something so much that you buy a ticket to it to see if they've improved" that's just Statler & Waldorf 🤣

The diss track was too good to be just a bit. Genuinely hilarious writing and the perfect palette cleanser after the monstrosity that is this film!

@pearlglass

2 жыл бұрын

If you watch it drunk is not that bad ✨ word!

@LilleviathanYT

2 жыл бұрын

True there were some BARS

@aldranzam3456

2 жыл бұрын

skedew skedew sdez nuts- has healed all my ailments

@alanamendez2036

2 жыл бұрын

“Get Bella on my face ima start fibbin’ *hey daddy*” HAS ME ROLLLLINGGGGGG

@davidthompson7703

2 жыл бұрын

Bars on bars in that diss track

“let me ask you equestrian” absolutely and violently murdered me i lost it i just lost it

@samuelbrock

2 жыл бұрын

Ska-dee ska-deez nuts

@eileendover7896

2 жыл бұрын

So fricken good hahahah

@vampirejelly8589

2 жыл бұрын

right lmao

@Nugcon

2 жыл бұрын

lyrical mastermind

@Snarl_Marx

2 жыл бұрын

Put Bella on my face, imma start fibbin'

15:30 no one is talking about THIS delivery tho

I’ve come back to this video so many times and it never fails to astound me that Bella straight up tells Pinocchio that she doesn’t even like him (15:33) and then slams the door in his face I understand lying to him but she did NOT have to go off like that 😭

Just in case anyone's curious, the movie being originally Russian makes a lot of sense. It was probably based on the "Russian interpretation" of the story, Burattino / Буратино. It introduces the duo of the fox and the cat, the love interest with the blue hair, this whole circus scam thing. Also the main character's nose never grows in that story. I honestly had no clue it was that far from the original tale lol

@Zizalaonfire

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was raised on soviet versions of movies (like buratino, Alice in Wonderand, Winnie the Pooh…). Ive actually never seen the originals. The 1970s Alice is extra weird tho. But I like the artstyle, strangely.

@oulafursson

2 жыл бұрын

I can't even truly say it's "Russian interpretation", more of a "hey, I heared some cool idea, I want to make something completely different with my own political commentary thrown in". Buratino is a surprisingly deep story tbh, with criticism of police, capitalism, slavery etc So it's kinda like if you read Bible and then make Matrix with some allusions to Christ, you know? XD (exaggerating a bit but still :))

@annsuma28

2 жыл бұрын

@@oulafursson yeah, that's why I put the parentheses, I wasn't sure what to call it. Either way the plot is so ingrained in our minds that seeing Westerners shocked was an eye-opening experience for sure

@jessieweickert9105

2 жыл бұрын

The whole time I was wondering why his nose never grew. This now makes sense thank you

@Mai_mna

2 жыл бұрын

Oh so that's why, thank you

Pinocchio's stereotypical twink voice really haunts my nightmares. It feel like this movie hate crimed me personally

@elisecode2212

Жыл бұрын

it's the twink appearance for me

@BonseyJonsey

Жыл бұрын

@@elisecode2212 I thought you were referring to me for a hot sec and I was like "I mean you aren't wrong but what-??"

@yobtch7895

Жыл бұрын

Wordussy

@firstnamelastname6016

Жыл бұрын

Oh, we all know what you look like, Casper

@foxpatternedferret476

Жыл бұрын

"I've got the whole worldussy~"

This is so funny when you remember that this was made at the same time as Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio which is genuinely such a good movie 😭😭

As a russian person, there is an iconic pretty old russian movie about Pinocchio whoch explains many of the things happening in this new animated one. The cat and fox were actually sort of the antagonists in the movie played by humans yk dressed up as a cat and a fox (i dont remember it that good because it's been a long time since i watched it). Also the vblue haired girl also was a character in the original one i remember.

@ApolloAndTheMusic

5 ай бұрын

is it adventures of buratino?

pinocchio's initial behavior upon awakening is oddly reminiscent of gooby.

@Whereyoureyesdontgo

2 жыл бұрын

dave pfp 😳😳😳

@blockheadd

2 жыл бұрын

i hate that stupid fucking bear

@anna_banana414

2 жыл бұрын

no bc you’re right and i don’t like it

@janeiskindafunny

2 жыл бұрын

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT

@Hi-bf4ft

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoyHmpZ_mam7hdo.html Finally it's here.

Can we just talk about the absolute BARS this man is spitting?

@louisetattersall4060

2 жыл бұрын

Freaking FIRE 🔥

@bluebel1857

2 жыл бұрын

Scrolling the comments for someone talking about kurt boy spitting 🔥

@PNSecondaire

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluebel1857 I know right, same!

@alaskabane5340

2 жыл бұрын

I am so mad it's not on spotify so I can repeatedly play it until I get sick of it

@PNSecondaire

2 жыл бұрын

@@alaskabane5340 I did find this though. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ephkj9yPlbKbf6w.html

“You living in the backwoods but you know we smoking those” is fucking hilarious 😭

the only time ive watched this movie was high off my ass and all i could remember about it was how the voice acting sounded like the actors were given their lines out of order and out of context

@zubetp

8 ай бұрын

to be fair when i'm high all dialogue sounds like that

Pinocchio would definitely win the horniest weasel award

@OrangeFruitStand

2 жыл бұрын

WHY WOULD YOU CURSE ME WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HORNY WEASEL AGAIN

@mandarinablue8438

2 жыл бұрын

loloolo😂😂😂😂

@Opus566

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoo😭😭

@twistytrombone2453

2 жыл бұрын

I GET THE REFERENCE 😭💙

@Meuline

2 жыл бұрын

@@twistytrombone2453 same! 😂

say what you will but i think Pauly Shore’s voice acting makes this movie 100 times more hilarious. the delivery on some of his lines makes me laugh so hard it hurts

@piss7610

2 жыл бұрын

Engineer gaming

@homestuckhauntsme

2 жыл бұрын

He's definitely the best part of the movie.

@spiltmilk0204

2 жыл бұрын

HOLY HELL KURTY BOY NOTICED ME

@spiltmilk0204

2 жыл бұрын

@@piss7610 engineer gaming

@spiltmilk0204

2 жыл бұрын

@@homestuckhauntsme absolutely

I've literally already seen this, but the cat just shooting Pinocchio took me by surprise and I laughed out loud 😂

I had to come back to this because I saw my local theater is playing Pinocchio this weekend and I thought “oh yeah like the good one” and then I realized that ITS THIS ONE. THEYRE SHOWING THIS ONE IN MY THEATER.

im sorry but a wooden boy becoming sentient and the first words out of its mouth being *"ALIIIIVE"* in paulie shores voice while ragdolling onto the floor is the funniest shit I've ever seen

@SieMiezekatze

2 жыл бұрын

Understandable

@lazynoodle6739

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly i start cry laughing thinking of this scene lol

@patrickd.397

2 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@viscountrainbows6452

2 жыл бұрын

Then the part when he literally gets capped by a blunderbuss-weilding fat cat screaming Mamma Mia. 10/10

@A_Ducky

2 жыл бұрын

Watching this on 420 on 4/20 = double 💀

“Once Pinocchio recovers from the gunshot” is my new favorite sentence

@bovinityleak2066

Жыл бұрын

Merica 🫡

@cellytron

Жыл бұрын

@@bovinityleak2066true

@the_Dos__

Жыл бұрын

@@bovinityleak2066 ah yes, pepper

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

Pinocchio is a real boy ... a real boy in an American high school

@It_Is_Oylenox

Жыл бұрын

@@bovinityleak2066 Russia actually

Honestly fruity Pinocchio is something that we needed tbh

it’s been a year since this video was posted but “what do I nose” and “ska dee ska dee nuts motherfucker” have been stuck in my head ever since I watched it help

i have to admit, if i were a 54 year old man and i got an offer to voice pinocchio i’d have a very hard time saying no

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@unamedaccount4617

Жыл бұрын

yes

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

yes

@gwyngwyn_2416

Жыл бұрын

yes

@idespisethisapp

Жыл бұрын

No.

The “let me ask you equestrian” part was absolute gold.

@Toby2017

2 жыл бұрын

I stopped the video and fell to my feet laughing. 😂😂😂

@willnotshutup

2 жыл бұрын

@@Toby2017 you fell to your feet??

@charliehigginson7990

2 жыл бұрын

@@willnotshutup he stopped ascending from the meditative state he entered while watching the video

@willnotshutup

2 жыл бұрын

@@charliehigginson7990 ah, makes sense

@i3handean423

2 жыл бұрын

this line was used in the movie 'It takes two" 1995

21:47 SCP fans: I like where you’re going, but just add flesh to the equation.

@Crimzycode456

7 ай бұрын

Thank for like🙂🙂🙂

4:28 IM STILL WHEEZING AT THE “ALIIIIVE” I CANT OFMG

WHY IS KURTIS ACTUALLY KIND OF A GOOD RAPPER

@GucciLarue

2 жыл бұрын

DEADASS I HAD TO REPLAY THE TRACK A FEW TIMES….BARS UNMATCHED

@hannahveium4082

2 жыл бұрын

GENUINELY LIKE IF HE PUT OUT MORE RAP OMFG

@chloedaugherty9567

2 жыл бұрын

yall i just realized this comment sounds so backhanded i genuinely thinks he's good but it was just surprising 😭

@GucciLarue

2 жыл бұрын

@@chloedaugherty9567 I thought it sounded genuine bro dw dw 😳don’t overthink

@rooty

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIND OF

“Without any help from us fairies” sounds like she’s doing Trixie Mattel’s version of a Swedish accent

@misaefre

Жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF TOO LMAO

@shadypixel4478

Жыл бұрын

The aforementioned fairie

@imeantloveyou5eva

Жыл бұрын

COMPLETELY

@gideongivesharrowboners

Жыл бұрын

all I'm thinking of is Swedish Cher

@alnabulsi313

Жыл бұрын

*Hällo hällo tha puppet people!* 🤣👏

6:55 cannot believe Kurtis missed the chance to say Pinnichio was hiding because he was gonna be arrested for breaking the "LAWS" of Physics (/j)

10:42 knew exactly what you were referring to here. it's "they who casteth stones ought not to live in glass houses", aka "bro, says you; dont be a hypocrite"

The fact that the rap sounds sick even in 2x really says something, those bars were straight up firewood

@gnair5094

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@anopinion1349

2 жыл бұрын

firewood

@RaeRae126

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO FIREWOOD💀

@OliverShearer

2 жыл бұрын

U JUS SOME DRIFTWOOD

@georgeford8221

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude I was impressed

Kurtis dropping an absolute BANGER at the end of the video as if he didn’t just change the game completely for music

@bruhman5829

2 жыл бұрын

i should have realized that kurtis was a master at his craft when he dropped blood related

screaming 'ALIIIIVE-uh mmMMMAHHHH AHK ahk- IM A BOY AND IM ALIIIVE! AH' and immediately crashing into shit is exactly how i came out as trans actually

here's my support for inkbox: i scrolled through every single design they had and eventually came across a duck wearing a little party hat riding a skateboard. the design was called "party boy."

I'm russian and I'm pretty sure this is more based on Buratino than Pinnocio. Buratino is basically a Russian version of Pinnocio but with a lot of differences (no growing nose, it was literally just a log that came alive and became a doll, he encountered a slave circus with other toys and stuff, there were a fox and cat bandit and a weird blue haired girl and other things similar to the movie). I think it's kind of a mix of both? It's so weird. Thank god I've never seen it

@everwhatever

2 жыл бұрын

It really is, Buratino is a very popular shall we say... rewrite of the Pinocchio story to the point most people have never read the real Adventures of Pinocchio or seen the Disney version, just the Soviet movies - the animated one and the live-action one. No one gave a fuck about copyright then lmao, there's also Russian 'adaptations' of Winnie the Pooh and Wizard of Oz that are half fanfiction half copyright infringement. I've never seen the Disney movie either, but the fox and the cat were in the original Italian story too. The blue haired girl in this movie is neither Malvina from the Russian story nor the Turquoise Fairy from the original fairytale.

@tylerissosexy9199

2 жыл бұрын

серозно? 😂 я так тоже думал, але не очень понимав

@LMC764

2 жыл бұрын

Buratino is superior to Pinocchio in every way

@rozzyrose3280

2 жыл бұрын

Huh, that’s interesting

@blueghost4769

2 жыл бұрын

Ah so that's why i don't find the cat with a gun thing weird in this movie... I'm not russian but my grandma managed to get a dvd of that version of Pinocchio and that's the only Pinocchio movie I've ever seen. But in the version i watched he was still called Pinocchio.

I'm 99% sure that whoever was in charge of editing the English dub expected exactly zero English speaking people to ever watch this.

@Nixahma

2 жыл бұрын

Self fulfilling prophecy

@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu

2 жыл бұрын

Kurt is actually the first ever person I've seen talk about this movie who has acknowledged that English isn't the original language, like every other dude just bashes on the voice acting and pretends like they're the original actors, if the lines sound weird it's because they're dubbed, and that's what every dubbed movie has to go through but since they've never experienced that before they want everything to be perfect, and don't get me wrong, the movie would still be trash even if the dubbing was perfect but these people just act as if they owned everything, it's good to see at least some people still acknowledge the existence of other languages instead of trying to make everything revolve around English.

@erainmartinez8175

2 жыл бұрын

well this sucks

@Mag3.1415

10 ай бұрын

Well now over 6 million of them have seen it

10:36 the scatman transition goes crazy unironicly though🎉🎉

Tbf to Pinocchio, he had the same reaction to being alive as me waking up every single day

@EverestIX-kd9vz

4 ай бұрын

MAMA MÍA AM I A HISPANIC

@I_GET_NO_SL33P

10 күн бұрын

You have to remember that he was a tree once

I absolutely love the power move of starting your retelling of a popular story by denouncing all other versions as fiction.

@Novastar.SaberCombat

Жыл бұрын

"WELCOME TO ALL THINGS SCO'ISH. IF ISS NOT SCO'ISH... ISS CRAP!" --Mike Myers

@nany_quinha

Жыл бұрын

Ive seen a few of these and they are usually the ones that deviate the furthest from tbe source material 🤣 its honestly so funny, but they got some balls to declare that "this one is the truest true one to ever truth ever, none of these other ones could bruh"

@BLET_55artem55

8 ай бұрын

​@@nany_quinhathat's kind of a joke, it isn't supposed to be taken for granted

@nany_quinha

8 ай бұрын

@@BLET_55artem55 i know...? I was joking too

@Gobble640

7 ай бұрын

LMAO FR

This movie is actually perfectly translated and wonderfully voiced, because it makes you go through exactly the same experience as me, a russian dude, when I watch english movies or games dubbed into russian

@anya-tl5fw

2 жыл бұрын

Is the movie good in Russian ?

@imarie6901

2 жыл бұрын

@@anya-tl5fw the plot is bad too.

@caitlynstreeca6817

2 жыл бұрын

since when are Russian dubs wonderfully voiced?? It's all that one dude with a cold. don't know about perfectly translated either more like on the go with original still audible in the background

@xxstingerxx9651

2 жыл бұрын

@@caitlynstreeca6817 I think what OP meant to say was that this movie gives the same frustration and confusion as movies and games dubbed in Russian...

@sadakopilled

2 жыл бұрын

the eng dub still sounds illiterate

if this was a live action movie the cat would be played by james corden

I think kurtis said "What do I nose?" In this video more than he said "I hardly know her" ever

Okay but can someone tell me how Pinocchio, a WOODEN puppet, escaped from falling into a fire with only a few scorch marks

@A3syn

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT OMG LIKE HE DIDNT JUST BECOME A TORCH TF????

@krisrunedelta

Жыл бұрын

I searched and apparently oak is the hardest/slowest wood to burn, so maybe he's made out of oak?

@anthonyst-onge

Жыл бұрын

@@krisrunedelta ch oak on these nuts lol, fuck this movie

@krisrunedelta

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonyst-onge ?

@A_N_T333

Жыл бұрын

He is fireproof

This is my favorite video of all time. I cry laughing every time. Ive shown it to all of my friends. This is so underrated. Its a masterpiece.

Kurtis, that diss track is literally the best one in existence

The cat is the best character. He's the only one with consistency. He shows a consistent need to destroy things. Just like a real cat.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZreadr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tuc

@3starsburningbright

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku lmao wtf

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

2 жыл бұрын

Also, the cat reacting to Pinocchio is actually how everyone should’ve reacted in the original. I was expecting some sort of reference to #Roxy btw

@blending_in

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who has 4 cats, I can confirm

@kittylovecookie7825

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh did you just copied word to word from another user under Saberspark video about this movie 💀

leave a comment and let me know if I should release the diss track on Spotify lol

@riley_the_loser

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@LMC764

2 жыл бұрын

Please do

@yomama2926

2 жыл бұрын

Do it.

@jaydnleaver

2 жыл бұрын

do it

@alwasishere

2 жыл бұрын

bitte!

Tybalt’s whole character is delivering moral tags that make 0 sense😭😭😭

HELP I WAS JUST WATCHING A RANDOM VIDEO AND A LINE FROM THE DISS TRACK WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND THE VIDEO ENDED AND THIS VIDEO CAME ON NEXT ON THE EXACT LINE THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT. KURTIS IS READING MY MIND FR

“The cops show up for no reason” the most realistic part of the movie

@GwynC

2 жыл бұрын

@Текаshi 6iх9ine 🅥 whoa it's 6ix9ine!!! Dude I hate your music dude!!! Haha

@GwynC

2 жыл бұрын

@UCqOo_0WFyD8gz5zL28b9WvQ porn bot porn bot

@Jack_Saint_Archive

Жыл бұрын

Based

The diss track unironically slaps. Missed opportunity for a line about "Wooden Acting"

@avalinah

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@randomslomo1875

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was kinda scary. I was petrified.

@blehbushka9940

Жыл бұрын

@@randomslomo1875 naw broo lmao

@ellarose7114

Жыл бұрын

honestly he should’ve given the ORIGINAL original pinocchio a verse

@audreydunn9595

Жыл бұрын

deadass it was actually rlly good

This may be my favorite kurtis video but hey, what do I nose?

Imagine a random knock on your door and it's the cops checking of you've seen anyone suspicious around late...it's almost camp in it's absurdity and it's definitely the most amusing part to me.