the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

@ducktheparentofducks9421

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Ninathedoglover

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@GongyiXiao

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@spencerdisselkamp1361

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks I only had the right earbud in and I was very confused the first time

@theonlygibbon9847

3 жыл бұрын

ok

If the words "f*cking pardon" were a movie

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

fucking pardon? the movie: the sequel

@inkygoat

3 жыл бұрын

fucking pardon: with cheese

@ami5marion

3 жыл бұрын

Octoblade lmaooo with cheese

@him1517

3 жыл бұрын

Octoblade not just any cheese dick cheese

@localizeds

3 жыл бұрын

@@him1517 i assume its abt the gay guards?

“This man is eating an entire Turkey” Ignores the man eating a live pig.

@amorettaslove

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@little_r4t1945

3 жыл бұрын

in the movie you can actually see this man more times and he's with the pig so i guess he's just raising it to eat it when it's full grown:))

@b3z3jm3nny

3 жыл бұрын

1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50

@jaaaime

3 жыл бұрын

1000 Subscribers without any videos ? 6:50 - its not that far into the video lmao

@soniamyers9402

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mJWimbqfiZuyoMo.html lol there a goat story 2

How on earth did they not notice it was a goat? You'd think someone would have.. czeched...

@surrreyi

8 ай бұрын

Emoji

@amogossus408

8 ай бұрын

No

@micamiuser6410

6 ай бұрын

YESSSSS

@nope7806

3 ай бұрын

Nice

@bluepeanutts1688

3 ай бұрын

Wowee mister, that pun, was EPIC😂

The fact that Kurtis didn't mention that the way that the girl got all her boob nails was by stealing them from coffins in the middle of the night.

@carlosmontesinos1544

7 ай бұрын

What, a woman can't have a hobby now?

@TheAirBear2000

5 ай бұрын

@@carlosmontesinos1544 God forbid women do anything!

@coffechipmunk2108

5 ай бұрын

​@@carlosmontesinos1544god forbid women so anything

@cawsomeaolin

3 ай бұрын

so she puts stuff from corpses on her boobs

@cawsomeaolin

3 ай бұрын

i don’t like that

It really bothers me how high definition this movie is.

@marennielsen7211

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@piinncchh

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@ellapowell3437

3 жыл бұрын

Hoodwinked Too vibes

@kaleb.savoie

3 жыл бұрын

Fricking spot on

@mangomania7321

3 жыл бұрын

If they worked on the animation as much as the quality

Every single character looks like Dobby. Every. Single. One.

@fullofdreams3051

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, you're right.

@zmc2680

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t just me thank god

@mariamimi11297

3 жыл бұрын

That's mean. Dobby looks way better!

@noway3119

3 жыл бұрын

Zoe Heighway yes you’re not alone

@isaural-k-w6673

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you dare insult Dobby like that!

0/11 - no beatboxing puppy

@perry.the.weirdo

2 ай бұрын

BASED

@AnaSanchezstfu

Ай бұрын

😔

@ofc_Iam_not_hitler

Ай бұрын

real

@erikalicegan

Ай бұрын

real😔

@beatblox8018

25 күн бұрын

agreed

As a Czech person watching this reaction...... I am surprised how did this film get into the US market while everything that is described in the movie is probably getting over the heads of casual viewers. This movie has a lot of historical references which includes famous legends as well as describing ordinary life of ordinary, not aristocratic people or Catholic church priests. I like how they put so many legends, stories and even real events into such a short movie. Let me explain why is this movie so complex and hard to understand for non-Czech person, and even more difficult for American: Some reference: The priest being fat and other eating "whole turkey" is pinpointing the part of the history where the Church was becoming more of a money collector where you could have bought "desátek" which meant that you pay certain amount of gold, it justifies all your sins and you are cleansed. And everyone was religious back then, so the Church disused it for their profit so they lived in luxury, thus the portrayal of fat priest and eating meat, which was not so cheap back then. So it led a prominent priest called Jan Hus to try to reform the Church to clear it from this "purchasing cleansing" and take it back to its roots, as it was meant to be. So Jan Hus started preaching differently from "what was said" and he started to be disliked by the Church bishops, which led to burning of Jan Hus to death on pyre and it cause a huge revolution in Czech lands called Hussite wars in 15th century, which led to Crusades of Catholic Church to be sent over to the Czech lands to stop the rebellion, etc etc. Such a small reference, which hides a long history which influences our country even today. This is only one of many references, I could write thousands of words about references and legends portrayed in this movie. Thanks for the video. Greetings from the Czech Republic!

@cermakovabarbora3171

11 ай бұрын

THANK YOU!!🤩🤩 I'm from Czech Republic and as a kid I actually loved this movie so it hurts to watch this video and read the comments when they don't understand the whole concept of it. Especially the historical part of it. And it saddens me that it looks like he didn't do as much research as he should on this movie 😅

@0ofcreativity918

11 ай бұрын

já jsem celkem nechápala skoro celý film o čem dělá tak velkej deal, ale yea už to dává smysl thanks

@InsaneGold

11 ай бұрын

That's actually surprising!! Really cool to know there's some niche historical references in this movie.

@fusion_42

11 ай бұрын

@@cermakovabarbora3171​​⁠ I get that there are references and historical context form where your from but you have to understand even with context this is really weird for us because we were not raised in the same culture likewise if we did the same thing It would still be hard for you to grasp even if we explained it. tbh If I think about it many of our fables and stories wouldn’t make sense if I wasn’t raised in the U.S. Also most people are not going to deep dive into Czech culture before watching this, especially kids. to us it just looks plain weird and inappropriate. Truth is it’s hard to acknowledge everyone culture although learning a bit may help with context

@teaz3139

11 ай бұрын

Desátek are "indulgences" in English!

to everyone whose first introduction to czech culture was this movie: you’re welcome

@michaela0687

3 жыл бұрын

yeah our childhood

@pizzalover471

3 жыл бұрын

Xdd

@Kateverone

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this the one thing that Kurtis finds? I had hoped this would stay buried in the deepest parts of my unconscious for the rest of eternity. And here we are

@MILOEBA

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kateverone it was fate

@stickerskin5627

3 жыл бұрын

my childhood was kuky.. loved him and i loved the movie,, but as a kid i never understood a word they were saying

Katie “dies”: prays for her to come back Goat “dies”: welp I guess there’s nothing we can do

@Lexilove2016

3 жыл бұрын

You use * not "

@adequatelytrying6568

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lexilove2016 * makes things bold

@FaiaHalo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lexilove2016 but in this case, the person (I believe) made it like this because both Katie and the goat supposedly die.

@wompwompana

3 жыл бұрын

Dom the Bomb they put them in quotations because they didn’t actually die and the “” suggested it was just supposed both times

@fernandaguisard4637

3 жыл бұрын

Who cares? It's a youtube comment section not your assignment

As a czech you're lucky to watch it as adult. The trauma that the movie gave me when 4 year old me was watching it in cinema is unbearable to this day.

@Bewbslol

4 ай бұрын

How old is this movie

@murphyee7696

Ай бұрын

@@Bewbslol read somewhere it was released in 2008

@JesusChristTheQueerProfit

Ай бұрын

​@@Bewbslol it was made in 2008 I think

@raimarulightning

25 күн бұрын

I was happy believing that this movie wasn't actually inflicted upon the poor children of Czechia. Why would you take that from me

@Qkkkqr_

9 күн бұрын

@@JesusChristTheQueerProfitthis movie’s older than me 😨

The word "goat/goats" has double meaning in Czech. It's also slang word for boobs. I believe that's why Kate's proportions are this way. It was ✨artistic choice✨

@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD

4 ай бұрын

Yeah my choice is execution

@user-dn9fx3cz6f

8 күн бұрын

Would you like...another nail?

Oh yeah, we don't like this movie in our country either. It actually made my niece cry. :))

@maliamoh3784

3 жыл бұрын

it made me cry inside

@catz_guns

3 жыл бұрын

Vendy that's very relieving to hear lol

@audreybannister

3 жыл бұрын

is it actually the most successful czech movie ever because i’m confused

@lalafunnys

3 жыл бұрын

Altoid Bazingá so it’s only ‘the most successful’ on a technicality? that’s almost too good to be true 😂😂😂

@whitechs1225

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, we need closure.

So the people of that town can't tell the difference between a HUMAN GIRL and a GOAT IN A DRESS AND A WIG??!! I have no words

@AngelaMerici12

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see those characters?? Even I could confuse a goat from those "humans".

@mindyobusiness6257

3 жыл бұрын

And a wig made of freaking HAY MAY I HAD

@kawaiikokutan7686

3 жыл бұрын

These lace fronts be giving people trust issues.

@internetperson3228

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair I was also confused when I saw the goat's giant tiddies

@Loh24158

3 жыл бұрын

The goat has tiddies

I really thought in the end the goat would’ve made a contract with the devil to become humanlike and pretend to be katie 💀💀

@aiyanaaris4160

9 ай бұрын

Woww that’s a much better plot than what I just watched

@gokuxsephiroth4505

4 ай бұрын

That was what I thought too honestly

@stevenclark1662

2 ай бұрын

You just spoiled the sequel

This accidentally became my comfort video i fall asleep to, and i feel like im Stockholm syndrome-ing myself into liking goat story

@maximumdinosaur

5 ай бұрын

HAHA REAL

@Silentraviolipolly

Ай бұрын

Omg I didn’t know others brains also randomly pick a certain videos to sleep too😭

@Silentraviolipolly

Ай бұрын

Omg I didn’t know other people had “comfort sleep videos” also LOL my mom thinks it’s weird😭

@hello_i_am_jacob

17 күн бұрын

Myself tbh

@shelbycargill9390

11 күн бұрын

Me too, I’ve been watching this most days since it came out and every time it’s recommended to me I watch it again. I don’t know what it is abt the video 💀

the fact that boob nails isnt the worst part of this movie is concerning

@anistolewhat

3 жыл бұрын

I agree nagito

@unluckyrose

3 жыл бұрын

I also agree, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

@Kloudmeister

3 жыл бұрын

And disturbing

@Ferrtapologist

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Nagito

@shinobininjayt4798

3 жыл бұрын

It really does disgust me...

"It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?" _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

@giasharie274

3 жыл бұрын

Legit has the same energy as “It’s not because you’re a rabbit” Ghost stories dub

@maliamoh3784

3 жыл бұрын

this movie ruined my life

@oublie-moi

3 жыл бұрын

@@giasharie274 omg I was just thinking that xD lmaoo

@zyoom8796

3 жыл бұрын

Gia Sharie "but because you're black"😔

@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204

3 жыл бұрын

i don't know..

As a Czech person, I have a few things to point out from my POV: 1. The CGI quality is pretty bad because it's the 1st 3D animated movie that was made in Czechia (2008). 2. The unsettling humour is quite common in older movies and cartoons. That's just culture, ig... 😅😅😅 (Yeah, nudity isn't that bad over here.) 3. Jemmy's name was translated wrong, Kuba is a nickname for Jakub, which is Jacob (correct me if Jemmy is a nickname for Jacob). Katy... There's no translation for her original name as far as I can recall. Matthew's name was translated RIGHT!!! :D 4. The English dubbing is worse... The Czech one fits better. 😂 5. When I saw the movie as a child, I was terrified. 6. That specific clock, Orloj, is very symbolic to Czechia, which is why they didn't want it built anywhere else. Yes, I admit that this movie is VERY unhinged, but it is super popular over here. We normalise some stuff that would be considered more taboo on the western side of the world (atp I even figured out we get more detailed sex education than Americans). In a nutshell: This movie is like a "pearl" of the local movie industry.

@czechmateyoulost1755

5 ай бұрын

There kinda is a working translation for the breasted girl. In Czech she is called Máca, all jokes pointing towards the word "macek" (meaning massive) aside, Máca is the Diminutive / short form / friend form of the name Marcela. And Marcela is used in US albeit spelled differently or gender swapped to Marcell. A good example is Marsellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction. The closest translation to English would then be something like Mari, Mara or Marcia.

@Bromvolod

5 ай бұрын

@@czechmateyoulost1755 Good to know!

@jennifertramtabum9496

5 ай бұрын

I think the last point is mainly important because of the gouging eyes out thing

@Niobesnuppa

2 ай бұрын

I don't understand why they translated the names at all, though. Imagine if Disney did that whenever they adapted a story from a non-English speaking country, like they renamed Mulan to Marie and Shang to Shaun or something, it's kind of ridiculous to anglisise a piece of the culture like that.

@Sanguine_Vampyre

5 күн бұрын

You are so right about the sex education part! They barely teach us ANYTHING when it comes to sex or anything related to our bodies because they think it's inappropriate when it's not. And to make matters worse, parents don't speak with their kids about this topic either, which is exactly why we have so many kids scared and confused when puberty happens. Nowadays, it's come to a point where we have to rely on KID'S SHOWS to teach our children about basic stuff, which is pretty damn sad if you ask me because it's the adult's job to teach their kids about this stuff, not technology.

This movie is the definition of "thanks, I hate it". I am traumatised.

"Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"

@justcallmebu

3 жыл бұрын

As a Czech girl I'll use this only bcs of this comment

@lilacbubble3589

3 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHA

@hanhan6316

3 жыл бұрын

365 days made me want to puke

@chlaciecc

3 жыл бұрын

"ya want another nail, big guy?"

@prageruwu69

3 жыл бұрын

thanks i hate it

The thing is, goats (kozy) is a slang word for boobs in czech. So it seems to me that the whole movie is based on a terrible pun. Sorry.

@adrienneczerni6516

3 жыл бұрын

Katie is packing some genuine goats

@DanielM-di3xl

3 жыл бұрын

Uprimne? Myslím si že tento film robí veľmi zle meno pre Českú republiku

@acedcoffee6934

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG THIS IS TERRIBLY UNDERRATED

@veronikakajosova6896

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanielM-di3xl čítala som recenzie naň a trochu ma vydesilo aké boli pozitívne a koľko nadšených mamičiek tam písalo aký bol ten film super a ako sa páčil ich deťom.

@toatakanuva4846

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly makes sense

as a czech person who quite literally grew up watching Goat story - i find it so incredibly funny how i do get the refferences and kurtis does not. Mathews story is actually an adapted version of the Doctor Faust, which is a czech myth + it is actually said that the Charles bridge was built using eggs in the binding cement to last longer. Also I can't get over the fact of what names the dub gave the two main characters, cause it makes absolutely no sense :DD i very much enjoyed this film as a little kid and i think it was actually quite informative for my little brain back then. now i just think it's iconic and i still love it!

@victorlolxd7347

11 ай бұрын

What About the sequal?

@momikamoniken

10 ай бұрын

When Mathew enters his “haunted house” the guy passing by even shouts sth about Faust!

@michalwaldhans2574

7 ай бұрын

Hi, Faust is originally german myth I believe.

@juliashirokova8374

7 ай бұрын

what are they called in czech

@fritz9144

6 ай бұрын

the legend of faust is a german myth

Hey! Czech girl here! I actually watched the movie several times in my childhood; in the original dabing, it is even more creepy. Like the goat has a strong man voice, originally. The thing with nudity is/was very common. I remember lots of kids' movies with pepees, boobs and butts. It ain't traumatising just funny for kids. Many czech households aren't so strict about nudity or bad dictionaries in movies.

@Tyws14

4 ай бұрын

Yeah in the United States nudity is a lot more taboo and pretty much banned.

The gay guards and the bearded skeleton are the only salvageable parts of this movie jesus

@PatchOfMoss

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't watched the video yet and now I'm scared...

@purna062vishi6

3 жыл бұрын

@@PatchOfMoss its insane man

@artificier9353

3 жыл бұрын

the czech animators are really being woke for someone in their situation

@finnstorck4993

3 жыл бұрын

yeah right?! I want a film about just them

@zuzanalovitt1325

3 жыл бұрын

Gay? I’ve heard that supposedly we’re very homophobic

Tbh the only good character was the skeleton playing the organ that’s it

@hannaraschiversen3102

3 жыл бұрын

For real they’re all ugly and unlikable but that guy was dope

@mayumigarcia9445

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH, LOL

@riverstix8052

3 жыл бұрын

If you watch it all there’s also a skeleton at the bar who kills herself when they run out of her favorite drink 😳

@masonthejar8890

3 жыл бұрын

dead inside but still lit

@elijahwinchester6690

3 жыл бұрын

@@riverstix8052 honestly mood.

As a Czech, this movie was made by us just to ruin your life.

@fizzy_buzz

7 ай бұрын

nah, this made my life better. Thank you, random czech person :)

Honestly, I'm not gonna talk about this movie's plot and explain how it connects to Czech myths and legends, I bet tone of people already did, but I'll note - the English dub is the thing to firmly drill it into my head that Goat, is in fact, a woman. Because her original voice, IIRC, is pretty unisex, I believe she had a male voice actor in the Czech dub. It's a bit of a whiplash to see an English dub and Goat with such a clearly female voice. You know, as a kid, I thought she's a dude for a good half of the movie.

@Dndmsm

11 ай бұрын

True😭

@natalyajohnson9018

10 ай бұрын

Goat being male makes the milk drinking scene...interesting

@_3_Hydrangea_3_

2 ай бұрын

In the sequel she has a male voice 🌚

ok so for anyone who's wondering, kurtis didn't talk about: -the fact that katy got her nails by stealing them off of coffins (i deadass have no idea why) -in one scene goat and the motorboat lady from the bar have a wlw moment and basically hit on each other, goat literally asking her "so do you think I can get you out of that dress?" -when katy was fully naked, there's a shot of her walking past the stereotypical chinese men, and they start hollering and one says in the most stereotypical chinese accent I've ever heard, "oooh, can we have pretty lady too?" -one time when goat is off at the bar getting drunk, there's this part where this random stranger is just milking her while she's just chillin and drinking her beer -in one scene katy just pulls a whole ass head of cabbage out of her cleavage and gives it to goat i'm not even kidding it was insane

@ban4nabread723

3 жыл бұрын

i beg your pardon👁👁

@AF-wr9lb

3 жыл бұрын

Hold on luv -

@ashleedaniel7087

3 жыл бұрын

i have no words 👁👄👁

@glossypeony3553

3 жыл бұрын

I saw most of these scenes and just please don't watch them

@terezamatys4489

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for the cofin scene... but it never came

The thing is. The animation models quality is really clear. But the models themselves are horrific.

@Victoria-cm7yh

3 жыл бұрын

They look like someone's collection of repulsive celebrity bobbleheads that have accumulated a decade's worth of grime and are now lying in a "free" box at the side of the road.

@slowyourroll1146

3 жыл бұрын

@@Victoria-cm7yh I imagined this and I can't stop laughing

@nxon9274

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder this comment had 666 likes

@sugarjuice9459

3 жыл бұрын

Jaydon Nixon it's a sign from the angels bro

@ashikjaman1940

3 жыл бұрын

@@Victoria-cm7yh The bobbleheads were all dipped in the cum jar

i can actually explain why goat having that pipe in her throat stopped her from dying! when someone is hanged, one of two things can happen: 1. if it's a short drop, they will suffocate to death. this isn't very common nowadays, but was popular before executions were intended to be humane 2. if it's a long drop, their neck will either break (causing unconsciousness and immediate death thereafter) or they'll be decapitated. the long drop is more complicated since it requires math to determine the right height to drop the victim from - too high, and they will lose their head; too low, and they'll suffocate. in goat's case, it seems like this was a short drop (makes sense, given the time period and public nature of the execution), so the metal pipe in her throat was likely there to prevent the rope from closing her windpipe/trachea. this allowed goat to continue breathing even after she was supposed to have died. when she fell down/was let down, she somehow coughed up the metal pipe (goats rarely vomit/throw things up, but whatever) and was able to breathe normally again. i'm not exactly sure how this works, because i'm pretty sure if i tried to hold a pipe in my throat i'd choke, but maybe it worked for her because she's a goat. hope this helps!

@icarus7526

20 күн бұрын

this infodump is insane and thank you so much lmao

It's been 3 years and I still cannot believe how good the music is at 26:31 like props to the composer

These are unbelievably ugly character designs.

@RV-il5wr

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me so uncomfortable

@angeL_ocracy

3 жыл бұрын

Bro you need to watch saberspark joshua and the promise land *those* are ugly charcter designs

@piinncchh

3 жыл бұрын

William Lee AGREED

@IsaacClodfelter

3 жыл бұрын

The skeleton playing the organ was the best looking character design. Everything else made me want to be a skeleton.

@-rin2836

3 жыл бұрын

Isaac Clodfelter i- 😭

''So who's your favorite lgbt character in media?'' Me: ''The two guards at the bottom of the tower in Goat Story''

@royalblanket

3 жыл бұрын

@• K a t h y • Is that movies?

@Sakurablossem3

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalblanket she is from Adventure time

@gerry7860

3 жыл бұрын

@• K a t h y • oh are you talking about Marceline? i was confused the first time lol

@kennythefrog1

3 жыл бұрын

Or more precisely... the guard that bottoms.

@dr.alphys

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennythefrog1you genius!

back 3 years later, 'fishy, fishy, fishy, making it stinky' did not catch on. 😔

3:48 i saw a small flash if this before it cut to an ad and it us comparable to any jumpscare in fnaf thanks im in tears

@BrokenButterflyspine

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@silliestgooseever

11 күн бұрын

BYEEEE

I can like, SMELL these characters, and it's bad.

@purplecat0000

3 жыл бұрын

they smell like feet and my cats shit

@llewelynshingler2173

3 жыл бұрын

Guess the artists Made it Stinky

@wumbe3520

3 жыл бұрын

@@llewelynshingler2173 Big brain time

@gh0ulkuromi5

3 жыл бұрын

Wumbe Same... it’s like feet, old cheese, and dental rot. Ugh.

@ediedee909

3 жыл бұрын

they smell like peas

"oh, fish in the mouth" is the funniest thing I've ever experienced and I can't come close to explaining why

@meadowmint8646

3 жыл бұрын

FINNALY someone gets it

@moxarty3776

3 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY EVERY TIME I THINKT ABOUT IT I CANT STOPSI&(&:

@SymbioticSolutions

3 жыл бұрын

The moment i composed myself from laughing uncontrollably about fish in the mouth I wanted to come to the comment section and write something just like the original comment but then thought I must be weird for laughing at it so much but now that i see this as the top comment i feel like we've discovered some kind of universal secret code to immediate uncontrollable laughter. Oh, fish in the mouth my earthling brethren.

@shinratensei3878

3 жыл бұрын

IAJSJJSKSKS IKR MOH FISH IN THE MOUTH 💀

@persici2725

3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo same

The way Katy became an overnight Twitter ICON we Stan our busty queen 🤭 -giggles as nails fall out my bust-

To add some context as a Czech - this movie is pretty bad, but some of the things in it are a bit less weird for a native: - the devil playing cards: cards are known as "devil's pictures" here - the eggs falling off a cart: it's a legend about Charles bridge (that eggs were used in the cement - and it's actually confirmed by archaeological research!) - the hamster wheel: those were actually used as cranes back then - the nails: iron was quite expensive in middle ages so stealing them might made sense. And women's dresses didnt have pockets, so... - the blinding of master Hanuš: that's a part of the legend about Prague Astronomical Clock - the look of the characters: that's supposed to be homage to traditional Czech marionettes, which are often quite grotesque... its a bad homage tho - nudity and adult content: Czech fairytales and movies are like that more then they are in the west. We are all sick creeps here. But yeah, its a super bad movie.

No joke, this is actually the most ugly character design I've ever seen. Like how did they make something so ugly? Even those creepy animations on KZread are miles better then this since at least I can actually watch them.

@dimly2002

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously...this movie is so...annoying,it seriously infuriates me lmao😭

@keiragrant2859

3 жыл бұрын

It’s worse than dr Suess illustrations and that makes me want to throw up

@aleahdegroot3025

3 жыл бұрын

@@keiragrant2859 hey don't hate on dr suess

@oight

3 жыл бұрын

@@keiragrant2859 the bravery u have for commenting this..... and ur right too.............

@traitwopronounwncethess2566

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I feel like the character modeling is worse than food fight

I don't understand why people think kids like ugly character designs

@turtlellamacow

3 жыл бұрын

the grotesqueness is more or less intentional though -- there is a whole tradition of czech puppetry like this. it's sort of like punch and judy in britain they look nasty too

@cleopatraonlyfans

3 жыл бұрын

turtlellamacow how many kids u know like Punch and Judy tho

@turtlellamacow

3 жыл бұрын

@@cleopatraonlyfans true nowadays. i just mean there is historical precedent for this type of caricature

@StardustLegend

3 жыл бұрын

turtlellamacow i mean, grotesque character design can work sometimes, even in kids movies. This just ain’t it though chief

@kachewi7963

3 жыл бұрын

I would honestly be scared if I saw this when I was young

As a Czech person, I agree, this movie is freaking weird and I don't like it. I just want to tell you, that the taking out the eyeballs of the old man is actually an old prague legend (the legend is like at least century old)

@theanswerisyesmyfrend

10 ай бұрын

I am Czech to lol

@gfsergio

11 күн бұрын

are Czech movies always like this?

@blanka9929

9 күн бұрын

@@gfsergio well not really. We have beautiful live action fairytales (Three Wishes for Cinderella; Give the Devil His Due; Long Live Ghosts!) and awesome comedies (Dissolved and Effused; Boys Will Be Boys; The Good Soldier Schweik) and crimi movies (Adela Has Not Had Her Supper Yet; Four Murders Are Enough, Darling; Suppressed). There is much more that does not belong in those categories, such as Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, Daisies, Cosy Dens, The Cremator, Witchhammer and many more. Just keep in mind that we as Czechs have a very specific and kind of offensive type of humour :)

WE GETTING FISHY FISHY FISHY WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@AYVYN

Ай бұрын

Making it stinky 😈😈😈

The animation is so bad and ugly it's actually causing me anxiety

@AmberOrtolano

3 жыл бұрын

literally skhdjsjdjs

@justcallmebu

3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid i like it bcs of the legends in there.... So I wasn't paying attention to animation also in Czech it sounds better and famous people who play in movies dabing that....

@gemlue7827

3 жыл бұрын

Every time a character got too close to the screen I flinched 😭

@bbgrafmusik

3 жыл бұрын

*shivers*

@delicateasmr1860

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I don’t like it at all I don’t know why but the noses and everything that’s not proportional... I hate it😬😬😬

My roommate and I can’t stop saying “making it stinky” thanks Kurtis

@weekndenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

maken it s h t i n k e e

@meganmcleod6152

3 жыл бұрын

For me it’s op fish in the mouth

@userKleos

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... can you blame them?

@weekndenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Megan Mcleod HAHAHAHA

@501stcrusade5

3 жыл бұрын

same fishy fishy fishy making it stinky

I love seeing all the Czech people in the comments telling the history and their experiences with this movie. It’s crazy as someone who has only seen this movie with my limited american knowledge seeing people describe it as a really good movie.

If Prague isn't like this irl I'm not going there

Okay but you gotta admit bearded skeleton playing the organ is sick as fuck

@241Cookies__

2 жыл бұрын

The most redeemable part of this movie

@Dethamaranth

2 жыл бұрын

now that i think about it, a tattoo of a bearded skeleton playing the organ sounds fucking awesome. you just gotta hope nobody asks where it's from.

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

If a good Halloween movie has that as a transition that would be so fuckin sick dude. Imagine a movie like scooby doo meets Dracula and that’s a transition they have. That would go so hard.

@beelieboo

2 жыл бұрын

it is

@Snail.Slurpee

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dethamaranth holy shit a hoodie with that on that would be tight as fuck

Why is she giving people nails? She’s trying to get nailed, Kurtis

@draalien

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not even mad at this comment, well done lmao.

@justafellowsamaritan7845

3 жыл бұрын

@@draalien why would you be mad?

@oliviajade3571

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JoeMama-np8vi

3 жыл бұрын

@@justafellowsamaritan7845 Because pun,I guess?

@koi9547

3 жыл бұрын

YOU SHOULDVE SAID THAT KURTIS GODDAMNIT

Fun fact: Czech slang word for breasts is "kozy", which means "goats"

the impact this video has had on stan twitter… thank you for your service!

The devil looks like the most sane character in this movie ngl

@avaisnotok699

3 жыл бұрын

hey btw i like ur pfp 🥺👋

@MothEatingZombie

3 жыл бұрын

he just wants to play cards my man

@willows6114

3 жыл бұрын

Same with the skeleton playing the organ

@petrfedor1851

3 жыл бұрын

I think it is soppouse to be so called "čert", basicly Lucifer´s minions whose goal is to bring sinners to hell and tempt people to become sinners. It is actually common trope in fairy tales there. Krampus is basicly scary version of that.

@dead2519

3 жыл бұрын

oh no- your profile picture✨

I present to you: the characters of Goat Story 👩🏼 👷🏻‍♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺

@saradrawsstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Also 💀🎹

@orangeoranges6727

3 жыл бұрын

omg the effort you put into this? 😭👏🏼

@bangchanIover

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHH

@chezattic

3 жыл бұрын

PLS AHAHAHHA

@joksizantos7520

3 жыл бұрын

Boing

Also. If the goat is sentient/sapient. And we know it feels something for the guy. And he milks it... Does that mean he's basically--- You know what figure out yourself.

I had no idea people outside of Czech Republic knew about this movie 😭 This movie is based of Prague legends (for example the guy without the head playing horn or the Dr. Faust haunted house) and Czech people know these legends so they understand the movie more.. This movie is my childhood, I couldn’t imagine seeing this movie as a foreigner💀 I would also thing is weird af.

@Davidmancz

10 ай бұрын

As a Czech i didn't even know that this movie was english dubbed

That was the most disturbing acid trip I’ve ever had.

@rozirousova8405

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to my childhood hahah

@taylerl8988

3 жыл бұрын

Same and I've never taken acid

@way2prettyig

3 жыл бұрын

The movie writers and producers were literally like “fishy fishy fish making it stinky!”

@giasharie274

3 жыл бұрын

Tayler L Literally

@ninavinterova9875

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I find the 2000 Grinch almost as disturbing. Expect the Goat movie has medieval legends in it so it has violence.

“Once a loser, always a loser. Even if he eats caviar.” Can that be my senior quote?

@therobotdevil2284

3 жыл бұрын

Yes PLEASE

@kurtisconner

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@bl4ck_st4rrr

3 жыл бұрын

Please do it

@saimy8636

3 жыл бұрын

DO IT

@idkdude1118

3 жыл бұрын

You GOTTA

This video is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

as a czech watching this video about a movie i grew up on made me realize how wierd this movie is. that is so funny

*ok so why does everything in this movie just look SO greasy and gross lmao... Absolutely horrifying*

@sabinastepankova4619

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, everything in medieval Prague was probably greasy and gross...

@zmc2680

3 жыл бұрын

Young Severus snape

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

they really didn't need to put so much greasy detail into the characters

@billiebossanova8095

3 жыл бұрын

Yummie mummiee baaabyxoxo right it’s almost scary

@antischmid22

3 жыл бұрын

@Inoffensive Name the other half was spent on boobs

"Hey honey" "Hey" "How was work?" "The usual, I animated a little boys dingaling in 24 fps."

@Min-qp9hv

3 жыл бұрын

That's a red flag if you ask me

@br1dget

3 жыл бұрын

UNDERATED

@daisydee5398

3 жыл бұрын

**snorts**

@agereartist3763

2 жыл бұрын

I'd be getting a divorce real quick

@nuggetsatan4574

2 жыл бұрын

“Why did I marry you and not Jim?”

Watching this video while high is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in all my 21 years

26:21 OMG THEY KILLED RED RIDING HOOD

i am extremely uncomfortable with every single one of the women in this movie?? the men that animated this, i have an enormous amount of concerns

@tartartaglia555

3 жыл бұрын

what do you mean women don't have enormous breasts? that's grazy *looks at some Marvel and DC comics* oh

@bigrat4780

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, every single character in this film can make anyone extremely uncomfortable lmaooo

@accidiaet

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah anyone sane has many concerns with these portrayals of women🙃

@Wulfjager

4 ай бұрын

You know he smashed that goat previously, that's why she gets jealous of jemmy's interest in Katy's massive honkers

@MothTheMenace

Ай бұрын

I'm more concerned for their backs

if I was Katy I’d be a bit insulted if a goat put on a dress and absolutely no one questioned that it wasn’t me

@heyitslupe7528

2 жыл бұрын

This comment 😂😂😂

@gray.2081

2 жыл бұрын

For real lol. I’d feel so insecure afterwards

@johnathonjordon8148

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao-

@cookiecat7759

2 жыл бұрын

AHAHA AND FOR MY CHEST THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO USE CABBAGES LIKE DAMN 😭

@sigcinondlela8385

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

how did they hang a goat in a dress and not notice

@user-dn9fx3cz6f

8 күн бұрын

Imagine being so ugly a goat wears a dress and everybody thinks it's you like oh man

Imagine how hard that movie could be if it was a serious drama (and a normal woman as a goat)

@phi7534

9 ай бұрын

honestly the ending was very "tale of two cities", i could see it being very dramatic

I have a theory that this was actually a really good movie but everyone else hated it and distracted the creators while they made it stinky.

@mckenziehurst2490

3 жыл бұрын

THIS COMMENT IS GOLD

@alexturnbull1301

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment I have ever read

@truelygreg

3 жыл бұрын

Why isn't this top comment

@thecardboardlegend1931

3 жыл бұрын

The prophecy for told this!!!!!

@Samay583

3 жыл бұрын

Demon Slayer Nezuko kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZYWJuJKNeMKbkto.html

this is probably the worst and funniest movie you've ever reviewed.

@weirdo66636

3 жыл бұрын

it’s actually terrible i haven’t stopped thinking abt it help 👁 👁

@ZVELUVV

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdo66636 there's a second one 😊

@mothma_am

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZVELUVV fucking pardon?

@ZVELUVV

3 жыл бұрын

@@mothma_am kzread.info/dash/bejne/oaaAksZ8lNu1Xc4.html enjoy

@JokerThaToker

3 жыл бұрын

When you just want to comment for the first time and get 1400 likes by saying nothing.

I love how Kurtis doesn’t even bother to talk about the fact that Goat is slowly becoming an alcoholic the entire movie 😭

The movie's hard to understand because, as the title says, it's "The old Prague legends" a good many of which about the clock which most people haven't seen. They're shaking horse carts of eggs into the cement because there's a legend that the Charles IV bridge had eggs mixed in it (there actually is an architectural technique of using eggs in cement, but it wasn't used in the Charles IV bridge). The legend of Hanus losing his eyes and breaking the clock is part of the local legends (though the clock wasn't actually built by Hanus, that was a misinterpretation of records) There's constantly imagery of skeletons and birds in a skeleton's mouth because the clock has a skeleton on it and there is a legend that when a knight was wrongfully imprisoned, he saw a bird perch in the skeleton's mouth when it opened during the hourly chiming, but when the chiming ended, the skeleton's mouth closed and the bird was trapped until it opened again the next hour. This was a good omen that the knight would be found innocent and escape the jaws of death, thus the skeleton and the bird in it's mouth became a symbol of hope. But if you don't know that story, all the skeleton's with birds in their mouths make no sense. The story of Matthew's deal with the Devil is plainly derivative of Doctor Faust (Latinized Faustus) lampshaded in the movie by him squatting in the Faust House, also located in Prague (though the historical doctor Faust would've lived later than when the clock was first completed) The headless guy blowing a trumpet is a reference to another figure on the clock which has since lost its head. Katie is a reference to a figure of a courtesan who bends over every hour to let you peak at her cleavage, hence the Praguian saying "Every boy over 12 knows the exact time in Prague!" When nails sometimes fall out of the figures and people step on them in the streets, the people of Prague will say "The courtesan must be keeping nails in her bodice!" hence the boob nails. In the original story, Matthew had more to do with the plot in that he and Jemmy were in a love triangle with Katie, and it was by Matthew's Satanic powers that Katie and the goat were magically swapped. The goat wanting to marry Jemmy because he milks her is also part of the story. It's a Faustian bargain for the goat as well because Matthew asks if she would like to switch places with Katie and the goat agrees, only to hang in Katie's place. Naturally, the goat surviving the hanging isn't part of the original folk tail, that was just added in this version to give it a happier ending. Everything past Faust House I made up

@victorlolxd7347

10 ай бұрын

I dead a$$ believed the headless thing but the Katie part weirded me out because you know who would want a landmark of the Night?

Imagine just putting a two-second side gag of secretly gay guards having sex and it just- not being relevant to any of the movie at all-

@midnight_moon9419

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@thebrideofghostface

2 жыл бұрын

@@midnight_moon9419 lol did u watch the video

@midnight_moon9419

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebrideofghostface Yeah I just saw lmao my bad 💀

@adamjae3370

2 жыл бұрын

The way that I would love a full movie on that whole situation

@karenamyx2205

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamjae3370 Oh, they have movies based on that situation... They are about 20 to 40 mins, have horrible acting, and ya gotta go to a different kinda website to find them. Good luck!

If this movie is free. I don’t care what they say, I want my money back.

@Justanotherpot

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we should be paid damages for watching it.

@kirbstompinn7162

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying from this comment

@m.rsoda-can1868

3 жыл бұрын

my therapist bills won't pay themselves

@carlenscharles2903

3 жыл бұрын

@@Justanotherpot I'm gonna give them a lawsuit for the damage they gave my eyes. One too many pounds of bleach :(

@braelynwhiteside5953

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually how they were in the hole $500,000

3:30 HE MEETS MATTHEW IN THE BEGINNING????

In Czechia, we watched it normally as kids, i didnt even realized how scary, odd and traumatising it was. teacher even normally played it to us in school like it is nothing.

This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀

@linq0_822

2 жыл бұрын

DEADASS💀

@laylajuarez8816

2 жыл бұрын

ITS SO TRUE ITS FUNNY

@lilacavalon796

2 жыл бұрын

nooo 💀💀💀

@vocacola

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY LMAO 💀

@ablob4034

2 жыл бұрын

that is way to honest-

shoutout to this movie traumatizing a whole generation of czech children

@adelastastnova1208

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot about it completely and now I'm reliving the trauma lmao

@anamiosonami

3 жыл бұрын

@@adelastastnova1208 Same lmao. I totally forgot this shit existed

@anngelcakee

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still having nightmares about this movie

@belsnickel9568

3 жыл бұрын

And American children because my dad bought cheap movies

@paadoxal

3 жыл бұрын

i wish i wouldn't remember hahah

When I was 10 my Czech school organized afternoon screening of this movie in the local cinema and I remember I didn't find anything portrayed in the movie to be strange at all since I was not exposed to american culture/internet yet. If I were I could have gone see Wall-E instead. Btw I live in Prague now and the atmosphere of the movie is very accurate.

I just find it hilarious that the most successful Czech movie lost half a million dollars.

Honestly this looks SO gross and scary that even Kurtis joking can’t save me from feeling super weird

@laurag8239

3 жыл бұрын

The character design is the most uncomfortable thing I think my poor pathetic self has ever laid eyes on

@stopno706

3 жыл бұрын

I had to watch this in my history class, Czech is fucking weird. (I'm from Czech BTW)

@then00bis

3 жыл бұрын

Yes its gross and we had to watch it in TV almost all winter when it came out cuz it was like the 1st czech animated movie and its about Prague clock

@alzbetal1499

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i know, and I’m deeply sorry If this is your first view at Czech “culture” (except it aint culture lol)

@miinziiiiiii

3 жыл бұрын

yes i’m finding it so difficult to watch this

jemy's facial structure reminds me of the i aint never seen 2 pretty best friends

@hopelesshoshii5520

3 жыл бұрын

“I ain’t ever seen two pretty best-goats, one of them always gotta be ugly.”

@4eva643

3 жыл бұрын

Can't unsee now

@shankaka_99

3 жыл бұрын

YES HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS FHE ON,Y ONE THINKING THAT

@amalaljallad6608

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@anandahamlin8215

3 жыл бұрын

@Rachel Schuman-Cook oml

I think I repressed my memory of this movie, but I remember one time I went to this girls house for a sleepover for her birthday. She was one of those sorta kids who was glued to the screen and watched every single movie you could think of. Her parents brought this one back from the clearance section of a Walmart I think, hoping that she’d never seen it before. After about 15 minutes of the movie this entire party of 10 year old girls were all so mortified of the movie we started screaming and crying. Her mom ripped the DVD from the blue ray player and I never got to find out how it ended. Thank you kurtis, now I can rest peacefully 🥲

@AYVYN

8 ай бұрын

Don’t lie. You all loved this movie and sacrificed a goat afterwards.

Rewatching this after visiting Prague this summer really hits different

Ok but why does everyone that was literally rooting for her death start to go "aw" seconds after her death

@dankdatsouljaboi

3 жыл бұрын

They saw goat's hooves. Also, how tf did goat get those giant ass breasts?

@stovepipe7773

3 жыл бұрын

@@dankdatsouljaboi heads of cabbage that were painted

@dankdatsouljaboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@stovepipe7773 I realized that after I posted the comment.

@kaledoublescope

3 жыл бұрын

@@stovepipe7773 I thought it was watermelon lol

@dankdatsouljaboi

3 жыл бұрын

@AngxlsLyrics builds well, it was something large, green, and round

She was really offering to nail everyone and Kurtis missed it wtf

@TheLastHylianTitan

3 жыл бұрын

Tweet to him about it

@haylauryn

3 жыл бұрын

I know, I was like... how did he miss that VERY obvious joke

@anacaeiro1049

3 жыл бұрын

Exacly!

@johnmobley9369

3 жыл бұрын

Jacksepticeye explained how his jokes work and it’s that when he’s with his friends he’s at the top peak of comedy but when he’s trying to do it for a video and there’s no one physically in the room he’s struggling so maybe that’s Kurtis too

@lpsquestie3495

3 жыл бұрын

Please don't whoosh me, but I don't understand. I'd it because she's a thot or...

just discoverd your channel and i love it.. your hilarous bro i cant wait till u come to texas next time id love to see u live

8:29 Doctor Faust is actually a famous character from German folk legends. Faust, much like Matthew, was a son of a peasant, but extremely talented, he managed to go to a university, but eventually became interested in dark magic and summoned Mephistopheles. He entered the pact with the devil and sold his soul in exchange for 24 years of service. He died in a rather gorey way, so I think this gives us a hint as for what happened to Matthew 😬

In the czech dub, the goat also sometimes changes her pronouns randomly, breaking the barrier of gender, very pragueressive

@Munroemi07

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is HIGHLY underrated

@Up10tionslay

3 жыл бұрын

Goat is non-binary thank you and goodnight

@ispeakforthe12yrolds76

3 жыл бұрын

@Jesus’lilcumbag420 69 fitting thoughts and questions for your username

@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan

3 жыл бұрын

GOAT IS THE GENDERFLUID RULER WE NEED IN THIS TRYING TIME!!!!

@ghost-husband

3 жыл бұрын

I- I can't say that the goat being genderfluid would be suprising considering how strange the plot points are

"Oh- a plot hole, they should fix that" was the funniest thing ive ever watched thanks

@morgan2538

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah-

I come back to this video every few months lmao this has to be my favorite video by you kurtis

This is my favorite video of yours, it's unhinged and I keep coming back to it

Could I use Express VPN to make this movie NOT available to me?

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, so use the vpn to send a url of this youtube video (specifically this one) to yourself with your own email account, but delete the email before you read it. The logical inconsistency of having deleted an unread message that you have read should create a temporal rift in space time. Now this rift won't stay open long, so you have to move quickly, but grab a physical copy of this movie and Frisbee it into the rift before it shuts. If done correctly, you should have just erased all memory of that object. Be careful not to throw anything else, or let anything that shouldn't go near the rift be there. I used to have a beautiful pet Quezeezee called "Charlotte" and I tried this rift trick (I was trying to get rid of hang nails), and before I could react, my beautiful Charlotte jumped into the rift and in a blink was gone forever. And you might say "what is a Quezeezee?" To which I will say: this ought to highlight just how severe the consequences of misusing a rift can be... If it fails to erase the memory, you either missed your throw (well done, you) or you probably don't have yourself added as a secure contact in your own address book. In which case, what are you even doing with your life?

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

@@swine13 this is very educational, thank you

@pigeonbraine

3 жыл бұрын

LMFOABDJDH

@chealseadaniels7208

3 жыл бұрын

@@swine13 that's something Sean lock would say

@wendigobella6289

3 жыл бұрын

Actually yeah, you could

It sounds like Kurt is is tryna explain a nightmare he had

@karkatpark1328

3 жыл бұрын

Omg for real dude

@emilypearce2734

3 жыл бұрын

kurt

@binniebeanie

3 жыл бұрын

Ten,you're riGht

@elle3615

3 жыл бұрын

emily pearce k u r t

@ayleeyunnix

3 жыл бұрын

yo istg i see you everywhere-

FISHY FISHY FISH, MAKIN' IT STINKY🐟🐟👺👺

my friend grew up on this movie, her aunt put it on everytime she visited the czech republic. she said even SHE and her cousins thought it was weird when they all watched it. 😭

Me, a czech person, when I saw the thumbnail: OH NO.

@alzbetal1499

3 жыл бұрын

Lol kurtis liked this

@saltmomtmissad8384

3 жыл бұрын

I can't handle ppl mentioning the Czech republic. It's never for the good things- 😭😭

@timmy0018

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! 😖

@eyesonfire6083

3 жыл бұрын

lol yes

@tamara6860

3 жыл бұрын

Same :D I hope he will watch the next one too

this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

@moonlover9650

3 жыл бұрын

youre so right

@theorangedinosaur4098

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@peeperheeper4308

2 жыл бұрын

I can very much agree

@tatumfowler3603

Жыл бұрын

this feels like something i'd find in a ruined government lab at the center of a zombie apocalypse

@aidanvanschaick886

Жыл бұрын

Agree

We were shown this movie several times in elementary school and it always seemed endless to me