I wanna be lesbian

@kirbyjaeger2506

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, don't think kurtis had an answer for this one

@patrickdolan4269

4 жыл бұрын

me too, kid

@nihin8097

4 жыл бұрын

dont we all

@pleasehelp6613

4 жыл бұрын

I am

@ashtincbell

4 жыл бұрын

Your car has bewbs?

This whole show sounds like it's meant to confirm the hosts' heterosexuality.

@ICantRecognizeCelebrities

4 жыл бұрын

He has pages of playboy magazines taped to his bedroom wall like band posters

@g4yb0ybl1tz7

4 жыл бұрын

@@ICantRecognizeCelebrities peel them off and there's playgirl

@carlenscharles2903

4 жыл бұрын

My comment got deleted lol

@PewPewFig

4 жыл бұрын

People make everything about sexuality now a days, can you just enjoy a video like a normal person

@ki_solis

4 жыл бұрын

@@PewPewFig because its toxic masculinity

I think the people that are going around calling anyone who’s nice to women a simp right now are the the people that took this show as gospel.

@liamvogl1703

4 жыл бұрын

These morons are calling a dude a simp for bringing flowers to his dead wives grave.

@foolwithtoomanynames

4 жыл бұрын

Hey if you didn't know it was supposed to be a joke... some people just took it farther then others

@Brock73

4 жыл бұрын

Guys... these simp things are all jokes. Nobody actually thinks less of someone because they are a “simp”

@ElpSmith

4 жыл бұрын

Husky Gaming You would be surprised how serious some people get. There are people who genuinely think that way.

@sophiekuchinka1605

4 жыл бұрын

Raychle Bernoth what happened with idubbbz?

this show feels like something that would exist in the GTA universe

@squidcultist0022

Жыл бұрын

Right?

@anah.forrat

Жыл бұрын

SO TRUE, when they showed the "Brazillian girl" I almost choked laughing. I'm Brazilian and the stereotype is beyond stupid, plus they could've worked a bit harder on that outfit cuz if they want the stereotype, at least do it pretty like them girls during Carnival parties 😂😂😂😂🎉

@Goodboigamin

5 ай бұрын

@@anah.forratthe girl in the vid looks less malnourished and more curvy than any Brazilian. that, and every decent looking woman there is either getting beheaded or has 200 types of STDs

@Sacra898

2 ай бұрын

100%

@SelfProclaimedGorl

2 ай бұрын

Also just implying that you can just run into a Brazilian girl wearing an outfit like that in your day to day life

I remember watching this and 1000 ways to die all the time, I definitely got a lot of misogynist humor from it. I think a turning point was when I was in driving class at 16 and I made like 50 jokes about women drivers and someone just went "bro you've got issues with women," and everyone, including the girls, all kind of nodded and murmured in agreement. I kinda thought everyone was in on the joke but it kind of woke me up to how unfunny it was.

@jumpobumpo

Жыл бұрын

The good ending. Thank you for changing because most people don’t like being in the wrong

@ametrime4754

Жыл бұрын

@@jumpobumpo good ending indeed!

@w_h_y1112

Жыл бұрын

Thank god u had peers that were real with you Many grown ass adults I know (like im their 40s-50s) still dunno when something is wrong. So its good that you as a teenager were able to grasp some things are downright yikes better than ppl twice ur age

@maddieb.4282

Жыл бұрын

Man that must have been embarrassing but I’m glad it woke you up! I’m happy you grew from it instead of being defensive

@NosebleeddeGroselha

11 ай бұрын

I totally get you. How old are you? Cause younger Millennials and older Gen Zs usually went through a lot of that. We grew up with the early days of internet and some weird days on TV, comedy being dominated by misogynistic dudes making gross jokes, and that’s what we were told is supposed to be funny. I remember not even understanding the appeal of this kind of humor, but reproducing it anyways because since adults were doing it, it seemed cool and right. Only after I embarrassed myself a couple times I realized not everything adults enjoy is funny and cool.

I came across this when I was like 8 years old and the only question I remember from it was "what do men like more: boobs or butts?", the answer being butts. Being 8, I thought this was hilarious and told all my friends about it at school. That same year, my brother (he was 17 at the time), had some friends over and they were talking about girls and my bro said he didn't like big boobs because they "get in the way". So I genuinely thought that dudes didn't like boobs but pretended to love them. Turns out, I was just gay

@nunyabizness6044

4 жыл бұрын

This was a full length novel and I’m here for it

@pratyakshdutta4439

4 жыл бұрын

This comment has better plot twists than most commercial movies

@arsenalfanatic0971

4 жыл бұрын

so this show stopped u from mquestioning your sexuality because of the boob manswer. ...i'm sorry

@murdocsleftball3433

4 жыл бұрын

Kellan Vosbein IM CRYING THIS COMMENT IS GOLD

@mondaysformatcha

4 жыл бұрын

This comment made ma laugh a lot 😂

I remember telling a guy that "I'm sorry we can't bang birth control gives me severe depression" and he went "Semen is an anti-depressant you know." I'm so glad to finally know where this information came from because that haunts me to this day

@joselocalau123

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo nooooo

@Branden29

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I’m so sorry but I’m gonna fix this. “I’m sorry we can’t bang. Birth control gives me severe depression.” Idk if I’m dumb but that one missing period made me think you didn’t want to bang birth control because it gave you severe depression.

@necroticneurons9555

3 жыл бұрын

@@Branden29 same

@reallyyfunny0o048

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god😂

@alexandrahenderson4368

3 жыл бұрын

I had to say something similar to my bf. I'm down to have a kid he's not so he wants me to take birth control but it messes with my hormones. I'd be a 24/7 bitch with cravings.

I love how they said it was semen that has the anti depressant properties because they’ve never made a girl orgasm which is the actual thing that helps lmao 🤣

@soggy_stringbean

Жыл бұрын

💀

@sh4dysh4de

9 ай бұрын

If it was true That would mean Cvm saves lives- (You’re welcome)

@TaurusWitch29

7 ай бұрын

Friggin WHEEZING 😂😂

@chaotic.tired.goblin.

4 ай бұрын

Yeah I want some peer reviewed follow up studies on that claim…like a *lot* of them

@galacticnerd3243

2 ай бұрын

the show is satire look it up@@chaotic.tired.goblin.

At first I thought “CRAPPING CAN KILL?” had to be part of Kurtis’s voiceover bit, but it really was just Manswers outdoing itself.

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

They're constantly raising the bar and doing it flawlessly

@tiramitsuko

6 ай бұрын

outdoodooing itself

i love how kurtis makes full on mini movies to act out what hes thinking of

@halimahussain3635

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and most of his puns are FUNNY AF

@parker5043

4 жыл бұрын

The bar one made me laugh so hard I-

@AntonioExists

4 жыл бұрын

You mean skits?🤣

@ohrubie3834

4 жыл бұрын

Parker K シ nice pfp dude

@parker5043

4 жыл бұрын

nejire-chan ☆ thanks

The producers of Manswers walked so neckbeards and incels could run.

@nyx0s389

4 жыл бұрын

@Hannah Wren 🤣🤣🤣 IM DYING RN BAHAHAHA

@JustNatax3

4 жыл бұрын

M'answers 👒

@gnatty.b

4 жыл бұрын

are you sure about that because it seems like the producers were just fucking running everywhere

@caleyfae1361

4 жыл бұрын

@@leighbelk769 uuh maybe the women that threw themselves in front of carriages to get us the vote? Or maybe the ones that campaigned to be able to work? Or the ones that campaigned for equal pay? Or generally any woman that committed herself to gaining rights for a half of humanity?

@purrleterian

4 жыл бұрын

@@leighbelk769 You hear that? It's the sound of the point going over your head

I know this is overused but imagine this was the only proof humanity existed

@akirajaxon4718

Жыл бұрын

😭

@BinglesP

2 ай бұрын

Well, at least aliens would get a whole lot of clues on _one_ kind of humanity

the fact that kurtis grew up with this type of content and he's still the most wholesome man to ever exist is a prime example that being respectful is a choice

Broke: mansplaining Woke: manswering

@Chickitten

4 жыл бұрын

Real woke: manslaughter

@ShufTheXD

4 жыл бұрын

LA Vispel mans laughter

@SalahEddineH

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chickitten ok that made me laugh, not gonna lie!

this is hilarious but the fact that there are men out there who genuinely think and act like this makes me never want to leave my house ever again

@ryoumiru593

4 жыл бұрын

maybe covid is saving us all. after all, quarantine means everyone is staying inside their houses anyways

@calmcuke6865

4 жыл бұрын

I've got some good news for you. Covid-19

@vasilis6881

4 жыл бұрын

Funny u would say that

@kokichiouma1831

4 жыл бұрын

And you don’t have to! Thanks to corona!

@aDubStepdrop

4 жыл бұрын

YOU'VE GOT BOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!! what could be BETTER! If you're feeling down did you know MY SEMEN CAN CURE YOU!!! WOAAAA

I started watching Spike/Manswers around 12-13, and I developed an eating disorder around the same time. The show, um, did not help.

@ametrime4754

Жыл бұрын

Oh 😬 i,uh, hope everything's alright

@roxassora2706

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, this would have furthered my body image issues.

I downloaded the “can you fart so hard your balls explode” clip to my phone and now I send it to people with no context

@ussdrizzle8393

28 күн бұрын

this is comedy gold

@garden_goth7140

22 күн бұрын

it’s my favorite quote to ever exist

his google history after this must look like a war field

@leileilei23

4 жыл бұрын

haha omg good point

@laysepolm

4 жыл бұрын

That would have been a great transition to the ad read.

@Eeter26

4 жыл бұрын

Nadia Riemichen warzone

@nadiariemichen6262

4 жыл бұрын

I want to Die oh i‘m so sorry, I‘m not from an english speaking country so sometimes my english isn’t good

can we appreciate how 13 year old kurtis was totally fine with this show but he still came out a good person, this is character development at its finest

@JBC352

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder how many of the trolls out there are just immature

@notmn8210

4 жыл бұрын

so many dudes literally never grow out of it, this is refreshing to see

@albedox6428

4 жыл бұрын

b o o b i e s

@Annabellethedoll666

4 жыл бұрын

Senselless it makes me sad

@danicarakic2270

4 жыл бұрын

yesss u are so right

the part where they mention "brazilian babes" just grosses me out so much. she's wearing a random costume and the way they talk about us like we're not actual people??? it's a miracle kurtis turned out a decent guy

Oh my god, Kurtis’s delivery on “you ever noticed how women get really hot around thanksgiving” actually sounded convincing! He’d be a pretty great voice actor

@neroneroki

3 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's a real manswer clip lmao

This show just screams *”I’m straight! I promise!”*

@denisadvorska5976

4 жыл бұрын

@@AshaSara simp

@LeanMeanAsianCuisine

4 жыл бұрын

@@saggybobby3733 haha ok.

@popcat2031

4 жыл бұрын

So how did that drain cleaner taste Heather?

@walkingmillenialtrash2072

4 жыл бұрын

@@saggybobby3733 troll

@bakedzeati11

4 жыл бұрын

@@denisadvorska5976 What, how?

kurtis's editing is a coping technique he created to help him cope with the traumatic memories from spike tv. while he supresses the memories themselves in order to prevent him from receiving more trauma, the mark left on him was hard to deal with, leading to the wild editing. in this essay i will-

@aiaikab7058

4 жыл бұрын

im quoting this in my next English paper.

@brendonb5540

4 жыл бұрын

this is the funniest comment in this section thanks

@the-treviathan

4 жыл бұрын

OP WHERES THE ESSAY

@graaaah9080

4 жыл бұрын

me

@superemoboi2050

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for hosting this TedTalk.

I was highly convinced this show was a fever dream lmao. I very distinctly remember learning how to make a taser from a disposable camera, how to jump-start a car via lap dance, and which country has the "easiest" women. I can't believe this was an actual show. 1,000 Ways To Die was lit though.

@Veltrosstho

3 ай бұрын

I loved the disposable camera taser. Basically, just shorting capacitors, but cool as hell.

it's three years later and I just realized this show was just spike tv's way of giving misogynistic men cool trivia facts in a way they wouldn't find boring

they really said “boobs come in two varieties” as if men in general don’t come in two varieties, men that wear hats, and men that don’t wear hats.

@vampirelibrarian777

4 жыл бұрын

What do they mean by ‘boobs come in two varieties’ as well, like what are the two varieties? I’m so curious

@adhyachaturvedi408

4 жыл бұрын

Sulphur and Honey boobs with leaves and boobs without leaves

@livepoultryfreshkilled

4 жыл бұрын

men that wear hats are just men that don't wear hats wearing hats

@adhyachaturvedi408

4 жыл бұрын

Ramón Rivera Fireside ok but what about the men that don’t wear hats but wear hats that aren’t really hats

@trailer-trash-trans-boi5363

4 жыл бұрын

@@adhyachaturvedi408 what do you leaves??? Are you referring to stretch marks???

The manswers narrator sounds like an informercial trying to sell you misogyny

@CJ-iz3mp

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated. Y’all this is THE comment this is it

@ElpSmith

4 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it that is right on the money

@HaidebugCreates

4 жыл бұрын

BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU THINK WOMEN ARE STUPID? WELL I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU! MASOGYNY!

@HouseBijecarla

4 жыл бұрын

A+

@burieddagger8064

4 жыл бұрын

@gjaddajg oh you big mad huh. Lmao, sad

The holy trinity: mansplain, manspread, and manswer

@seigeengine

10 ай бұрын

manspread still sounds like a euphemism to me.

It’s crazy how fast society has changed since this show came out which was probably in the early 2000s. This show would not be allowed to air today there’s so many different reasons why it wouldn’t work in 2022😭

the extra greeting hits DIFFERENT when you’re sad

@PerkSystem

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to extra greet you everyday

@melodyhaviland9393

4 жыл бұрын

PerkSystem best pickup line

@EddieBoy_Leigh

4 жыл бұрын

Truly. It makes my dad sometimes

@Bianca-mm2pm

4 жыл бұрын

PerkSystem that was amazing

@bobsaget190

4 жыл бұрын

@@EddieBoy_Leigh makes my dad-

i love how kurtis can take the smallest SITUATION EVER and turn it into a whole play and a half

@APerson-dz6bq

4 жыл бұрын

It’s low key like my favorite part of his channel

@ventiehe6210

Жыл бұрын

is obama playing

@thiliuc4394

7 ай бұрын

That's the difference between reacting and transformative content.

18:12 kurtis laugh was so damn adorable idk how many times i replayed that.

6:11 that was the cutest giggle ever, it honestly cleared my ears after hearing manswers dude yell "FATAL FECAL ATTACK WHEN YOU POP A DUKE"

This show reads like a dude trying to be as manly as possible in order to hide his vast array of unusual kinks

@AngeliqueElijah

4 жыл бұрын

You just described 'Spike' in a nutshell 😂

@123funwithfire

4 жыл бұрын

As a sex worker of 3 years I can tell you for certain; so many guys come in acting bitch with their mates, but once you're in the room with them, half the time they turn to mush and wanna suck your toes. It's kind of adorable imo

@dynah9245

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo, also, totoro 🥰

@123funwithfire

4 жыл бұрын

@z g a lot of the time they really should be in therapy, but it's easier to vale with sex and feel attractive and listened to by a young girl. It's often that the job is more emotionally draining than physically

@nickc3657

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as “his vast array of unusual kids”

This entire show is literally just that "Do straight men even like women?" meme

@bubby632

2 жыл бұрын

@snoop yeah. If you think about it. You're attracted to someone who likes men: that's pretty gay if you ask me

@bubby632

2 жыл бұрын

@snoop bro having guy friends is kinda sus. I mean you're having a deep relationship with another dude; kinda sussy

@bubby632

2 жыл бұрын

@snoop your kinda sussy😳

@rosiisartistic

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh the replies XD

@squidpile

2 жыл бұрын

Existing is pretty gay, because everything in the universe feels gravitational *attraction* to each other, including men

I am sad to say that I distinctively remember the best stall episode from being a young tweenster and it made such a mark on me that I think about it nearly every time I use a public restroom.

the show looks like what you would see in a south park parody

Kurtis’s sketches are getting so intricate, they’re starting to have B-plots and share universes

@BlueIndigo

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Custer this is the beginning of the KSCU (Kurtis’s Skits Cinematic Universe)

@malihachowdhury7323

4 жыл бұрын

We've got an actual intellectual here, I'm so honored to share a fan-base with you, man.

@Tsit.undercover

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@khadizaahmed8989

4 жыл бұрын

A cinematic masterpiece

@Shizuzuka

4 жыл бұрын

Obama at 3rd base

I think some of these clips gave me terminal mancer.

@mrsjeon9571

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Lewis SO UNDERRATED

@ohrubie3834

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAAHAHAHHAAHA THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

@princechion5247

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS ART

@mrsjeon9571

4 жыл бұрын

卵Hanatamago NARUDO IS ART

@summermackay7924

4 жыл бұрын

You didn’t!

I’m so glad this video isn’t age restricted anymore

1:56 Initiate _MAN MONTAGE_

@WestontheExistent

11 ай бұрын

Mantage

This video is just Kurtis desperately trying to let us know that Obama is leading a double life as a professional baseball player

@goldenglove99

4 жыл бұрын

Kath Flynn the “b-plot” of the video of you will

@dizzwrizz

4 жыл бұрын

maybe he's trying to warn us of something

@cosqueen3756

4 жыл бұрын

Golden Glove the mplot

@dvb5670

4 жыл бұрын

he’s trying to warn us that john epinstin didn’t kill himself

I feel like kurtis could've become an f-boy tiktok eboy in an alternate universe and I thank the gods everyday that this isn't the reality I'm living in.

@deadmeme1296

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT??

@lunacian3350

4 жыл бұрын

Shay. W. This pure and iconic soul? Not a chance.

@shay.w.5812

4 жыл бұрын

@@lunacian3350 i mean like, if he was raised differently. like he's adorable and amazing but he's _hot_ . like, he did it with the e-boy vid and he totally looked like them. he has the looks for it but thankfully, he actually has a personality that isn't a dumpster fire so he's not turning into one, thank god.

@lunacian3350

4 жыл бұрын

Shay. W. These are indeed facts. Kurtis is one beautiful individual.

@hailmuse

3 жыл бұрын

it's wild that we could all be fans of Noah Sentineo while he would be making fun of Kurtis. in an alternate reality obvi

the v/o guy would be so good at reading those horny pun and emoji filled joke chain-messages

You gotta be some kind of mega alcoholic to drink beer from a landfill

Lets all be glad that this show didn’t influence kurtis that much as a kid.

@colinsimoneau9897

4 жыл бұрын

Yoongi’s Egg Sandwich but when he described the show, he described his videos...

@possibly_em

4 жыл бұрын

Wallet Warrior i meant that the show didnt influence him in a bad way. Like degrading women and such ahshdn

@saygedanard962

4 жыл бұрын

where do you think he learned how to edit

@kayleysmithmusic8914

4 жыл бұрын

Lil meow meow's sandwich "that much" 😂

@vlo4829

4 жыл бұрын

@Yoongi's Egg Sandwich: Does Kurtis edit his videos like this show? Yes. Does he repeat words and phrases? Yes. Extra greeting anyone?? Does Kurtis like boobs? Yes. Does Kurtis occasionally get intimate with cars? He's been known to rev up some engines around Kurtistown, so... YES He's the living embodiment of this show, dude, and you love'im for it!

The “Bar bouncer” skit felt like a fever dream

@woahslowdowntherepal1115

4 жыл бұрын

A nightmare

@janedoex1398

4 жыл бұрын

Totally. Or my sleep paralysis demon. ...

@albedox6428

4 жыл бұрын

It happened to me at Chuck-E-Cheese. I couldn't pay for the beer so all the animals beat me up.

@mobiusren

4 жыл бұрын

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT EXACT THING UM

@annarajala578

4 жыл бұрын

The unexpected love story was riveting.

I had a friend who, well into college, believed every "manswer" on this show.

You should marry your childhood friend so he can become Conner Conner.

@birdfriday

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up with a kid named Collin Collins

@altr0se

3 жыл бұрын

@@birdfriday lmao

@inactive120

3 жыл бұрын

@@birdfriday did he memorise the dictionary? I would have.

@TewifyingUwU

3 жыл бұрын

Code Name: Cunning cunilingus

@bruh-zs2xp

3 жыл бұрын

@@birdfriday da fuq

“And everyone was just fine with it” Early 2000’s was just a wild era

@iamcoolrealnotfake5486

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't alive

@flawedsanity

4 жыл бұрын

It really was. I look back on some of those times with rose colored glasses, but sometimes I think. Wait. How was that *truly* better?

@Jason-ek6gc

4 жыл бұрын

Princess BabyCabbage the golden age

@parkchimmin7913

4 жыл бұрын

So many poor fashion choices. Oh boy. Frosted tips? Low rise jeans paired with thongs and crop tops? Yikes. Edit: so many bright colors too

@Kat-vc1fg

4 жыл бұрын

@@parkchimmin7913 oh god you brought back so many memories

Kurtis I want you to know that your videos really help me when I'm down. Your comedy style, "someone born in the 90s" is very reassuring to me is hilarious imo, as I too, was born in the 90s

bro this show feels like something that starts off a regular show episode this doesnt feel real at all

@politechjunky

2 жыл бұрын

2000s TV was interesting 🤨 … Regular Show was parodying 80s, 90s, 2000s tv

This looks like a twelve-year-old boy’s idea masculinity.

@spooky6703

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Spike TV, that's pretty much the whole channel.

@anthonyrodriguez4905

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and also another spike tv show is called PG porn, written, directed and created by James Gunn. It's on KZread too. I'd like to see a review on that series

@khansaabahra4767

4 жыл бұрын

That's probably because it's the demographic they are trying to appeal to

@toyamwarr

4 жыл бұрын

They did have a guy’s choice award show that featured categories such as “ballsiest ass kicker”, “luckiest bastard”, and “sexiest siren”. My guess is they were trying to appeal to the misogynistic frat boy and slipped to the 12 year olds vision of masculinity.

@crazguykwan8955

4 жыл бұрын

EXCUSE ME, i think you mean 13?! Reee

This is like Toxic Masculinity The Show.

@gabby9954

4 жыл бұрын

fr tho

@raulruizdevelasco6215

4 жыл бұрын

The entire channel was brimming with toxic masculinity.

@thejay8963

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, the trailer screams *HUNGH! GOTTA PROTECT MY MASCULINITY! GRRRRRRRRUUUUUH!!! GUN CAR GUN CAR BOOB CAR BIKE GUN SEX BOOB SEX I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAAAAY!*

@ilovetoeatass578

4 жыл бұрын

@@thejay8963 LMAOSIEJWNSJSBS

@Cescestreu

4 жыл бұрын

Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! I hope someone gets the reference

This video is finally back thank you kurtboy!!!

the reason I hate that goddamn drink for free “drag” answer is that the knowledge that a guy would do that, makes it so much harder for trans women to go to bars. The knowledge that I could get inspected in any way instantly puts me off of clubs. even if I’m not like that noticeable.

@sofastuffing

Жыл бұрын

It's not even that guys actually do this, it's just the bogeyman of a guy _theoretically_ doing this that's enough for people to start treating trans women like shit

I feel like this show was intended to be satire, and then accidentally found an audience of guys who took it seriously, and they got in over their heads trying to see how far they could go.

@katelynbrown98

4 жыл бұрын

I think so. But I really don't know cause this was prime time for trash shows like Rock of Love & Pickup Artists.

@albedox6428

4 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is. People actually still watch it.

@menoguchi

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like you're really giving them too much credit here lol

@TheOffensiveSenses

4 жыл бұрын

@@menoguchi Probably. The whole thing just feels so "POWERTHIRST!" that I can't believe it's serious. At the very least it feels like they're intentionally pandering and exploiting their demographic.

@anniedangerface

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think it’s satire, but I do think they’re playing to their audience haha

This video gave me a maneurysm.

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

a mheart mattack

@enjatro6408

3 жыл бұрын

A sheer heart mattack

@handarule

3 жыл бұрын

A manxiety attack

@ezno6110

3 жыл бұрын

I'm having a manvous breakdown reading this

@mimijoseph9036

3 жыл бұрын

Phoebe nice one 😂😂😂

People always say that some people grew up different as an excuse for people be sexist, racist, homophobic, ect. Kurtis Conner grew up on these shows and hes fine?

Sometimes it seems that the world is steadily getting worse all the time, but then you realize shit like this isn't considered mainstream-acceptable anymore, and it's like a little ray of sunshine in the middle of a tornado.

This just in: I’m depressed because I’m a lesbian and don’t have sex with men

@okayno4045

4 жыл бұрын

I'm jealous

@paris5410

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@electrocute3498

4 жыл бұрын

no semen = TOTAL BITCH

@stella-zi9rk

4 жыл бұрын

OOF that’s a mood

@lillylancaster8673

4 жыл бұрын

Miriam MP Lmao I can’t

I literally thought you were joking when you said "i've put together a montage of how many times they say 'we love boobs!'" and then the clip played and my jaw dropped

@Tw0Dots

3 жыл бұрын

BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS YOURE A REAL MAN IF YOU LOVE BOOBS- Sapphics:

@Makoharu-io4zd

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *holds up a lesbian* Behold, a man!

@thistle_flowers5018

3 жыл бұрын

It was the straightest thing I had EVER SEEN I was wheezing

@lixak6307

3 жыл бұрын

@@Makoharu-io4zd I legitimately spit out my soda this is gold Diogenes would be so proud

@Makoharu-io4zd

3 жыл бұрын

@@lixak6307 yes!!! I’m so glad

The way the Obama on third base joke continued the whole time , i salute you kurtis 🫡

I remember watching this show. It along with “1000 Ways To Die,” were some crazy stuff on Spike TV.

In fact, kurtis assimilated his childhood friend and became Kurtis Connor. It's time to come clean, Kurtis... For how long will you go on living like this....

@hidayahorticulturist

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@loisxx3799

4 жыл бұрын

wizz it’s Kurtis Conner tho...

@user-yo1ep6sw7i

4 жыл бұрын

@@loisxx3799 That's a cover

@wizz2081

4 жыл бұрын

@@loisxx3799 it's his cover up

@wizz2081

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-yo1ep6sw7i hell yeah

6:18 no it’s the back stall. You have the most room, AND the massive crack in the door just leads to a wall and not you so creeps can’t peek in and see you shitting.

@just_v3rd4nt

7 ай бұрын

Unless the back stall isn’t the big kind then pick the first one. Unless the first one is meant for little kids then pick the middle one, unless your really short or a little kid

I’m a 17 year old guy and I’m so glad my parents raised me right everything in this show just made me cringe 💀

@AboutAGirIlllll

10 ай бұрын

i’m a girl, and these new comments hurt my heart with how “fuck you this show is awesome!!” they are. this comment is truly nice. thanks!!

why was manswers literally 5 minute crafts for 13 yr old boys

@ElpSmith

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Denton OMFG This was too funny. 10/10 wheeze laughs

@mariamgomaa1242

4 жыл бұрын

*It was ahead of it’s time!! It was beginning of the cringe fest!!*

@ava-ub7wj

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

@mrsjeon9571

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Denton AHAHAHAHAHA

@irongirltoni

4 жыл бұрын

When I was 13, I will only watch 5 min crafts

This show is like the toxic masculinity version of troom troom

@liltree8382

4 жыл бұрын

Mattie G Toxic muscularity doesn’t exist

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

@@liltree8382 i-

@nailahc.8615

3 жыл бұрын

Lil Tree sure bud💀

@AJtheeAnxious

3 жыл бұрын

Okay lil tree

@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844

3 жыл бұрын

Lil Tree Chile what is dis👁💋👁

21:59 Thought Kurtis was doing himself in the tailpipe there.

manswers i hardly know her s

This is like “I’m straight I swear!” The show

@vlo4829

4 жыл бұрын

You trying to say something about Kurtis?

@chloerowing1

4 жыл бұрын

@@vlo4829 oh, I think they're talking about the spike channel

@vlo4829

4 жыл бұрын

@The Walrus: But Kurtis admitted he was an avid viewer of that channel, so...

@lvely4126

4 жыл бұрын

@@vlo4829 Everyone does questionable stuff when they're in puberty so...

@newkidontheblock8662

4 жыл бұрын

@@vlo4829 Dude chill he was talking about the Channal

I love how Manswers casts the grossest men in their segments. They really know their demographic.

@seigeengine

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being this delusional.

@artisticbeautybyhanako6801

3 жыл бұрын

@@seigeengine imagine being this offended 💀

@seigeengine

3 жыл бұрын

@@artisticbeautybyhanako6801 Imagine being that toxic.

@kn1ght-788

3 жыл бұрын

seigeengine Dude, those guys are legit hideous, calm down.

@seigeengine

3 жыл бұрын

@@kn1ght-788 And you're just an asshole.

I just turned 18 and I've been waiting for forever to be able to watch this video again. I love rewatching Kurtis' videos. Thanks Kurtis for the fun video 💜

Also that whole "MEN HAVE NOTICABLE LARYNXES! YOU'LL NEVER FOOL THEM IF YOU HAVE A LARYNX." Bit in Manswers was a giant fucking dysphoria bomb.

That Spike commercial is an Alpha male's life flashing before his eyes before he dies

@geckoed132

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Msawesomet123

2 жыл бұрын

he wishes

@ShaunaNC

2 жыл бұрын

When I tell you I laughed out loud

@SteeleZack

2 жыл бұрын

Every stereotypical cliché action movie ever made and or every movie that one expects to be directed by Michael Bay.

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

At 2am this hit way to hard. I’m cackling

If these men hate women so much why don’t they just date each other?

@sammygecko_

3 жыл бұрын

*wait... THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT HOLY SHIT**

@monke980

3 жыл бұрын

they do secretly.

@telescopia4020

3 жыл бұрын

@Amelia they're just gonna yell at us and the asexuals

@josefjakobson586

3 жыл бұрын

@Amelia you don’t want overly masculine gays included in the lgbtq community? Interesting.....

@Tw0Dots

3 жыл бұрын

That’d be gay bro They’d rather fuck AK-47s

Manswers is the favorite show of the Vulture from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

witnessing the editing of manswers feels like having pixi stix sprinkled over your bare brain while being catapulted into a nuclear warzone

I like how all the women on this show are beautiful and all the guys aren’t at all

@seigeengine

4 жыл бұрын

[insult men/compliment women]

@erloser6942

4 жыл бұрын

Nah just pointed out the blatant misogyny

@seigeengine

4 жыл бұрын

@@erloser6942 lol, the only misogynist involved is you.

@erloser6942

4 жыл бұрын

seigeengine that’s not what that means but sure

@seigeengine

4 жыл бұрын

@@erloser6942 That's exactly what it means. The fact you don't realize you're misogynist is the problem.

I would like to see a movie starring only kurtis Conner as everyone

@fluffyunicornass

4 жыл бұрын

Deyana Woolley I want to get rich and pay to make this movie

@cat-dk3ql

4 жыл бұрын

What if Neil Breen produced it

@tobeighann641

4 жыл бұрын

agreed

@SpaceForce635

4 жыл бұрын

@@cat-dk3ql Then it would be amazing.

@jesse85

4 жыл бұрын

Go fund me?

Fun fact: Spike TV is shown at around 38 minutes in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

The difference a year can make on a video is insane keep up the work dude the quality of videos have improved so much

Fun Fact: one of the producers of Manswers was actually the producer of Plan B, the Bee movie movie Danny Gonzales talked about

@DenverSkyes

4 жыл бұрын

H O N E Y

@thekippster4749

4 жыл бұрын

No wonder why they both carry the same CURSED energy

@eveisme9553

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Manswers has a mquestion about D R I L L I N G A N D D R A I N I N G

@daliahmeadow5257

4 жыл бұрын

That explains a lot

@ewa1687

4 жыл бұрын

This goes all the way to the top huh

This is literally 5 minute crafts for mysogynists

@kimjongunsucksbooty750

3 жыл бұрын

that's too accurate

@souljaboi1873

3 жыл бұрын

And it’s fucking awesome

@legojangofett1775

3 жыл бұрын

Finally a show for me😎

@akechispancakeprincess8608

3 жыл бұрын

So... 5 Minute Crafts MEN?

@agereartist3763

3 жыл бұрын

@@akechispancakeprincess8608 No 5 Menute Crafts

Yay! It's back!

The only Spike TV show I watched was 1000 Ways to Die, and now I really want Kurtis to make a video about it

I love how they cast the most loser dudes I’ve ever seen in my life with these hot girls

@ananyasinha6879

4 жыл бұрын

that's how you appeal to the target audience!

@200bees

4 жыл бұрын

Ananya Sinha roasted

@AwkwardBlackGal613

4 жыл бұрын

Like an Adam Sandler movie 😹

@prabhleenreen3594

4 жыл бұрын

IKRRRRR

@leeannmccaulley6776

4 жыл бұрын

Its bc those guys coild2 never ger those girls irl

the fact that kurtis actually watched this shit as a kid but still turned out as a respectful and accepting as he is really tells how cool he really is

@cryingtm7237

4 жыл бұрын

zewdae dude i know

@grellsutclif9815

4 жыл бұрын

People shouldn’t think that media has that big of an influence on children. I was super shelter because of that belief and I think it’s a lot more about the experiences kids have when their little, not the tv they watched.

@cassualtea2040

4 жыл бұрын

shout out to his parents

@groove9899

4 жыл бұрын

@@grellsutclif9815 agreed, my whole life ive been told drugs are bad ans ppl who use them were bad too, half my friends are stoners lool...point is i grow out of a forced belief

@pokaay3163

4 жыл бұрын

or how little tv actually influences us as kids. Parents and critics today need to get those logs out of their asses because most kids shows and movies these days are honestly shxt (not that manswers is a comparison of that...)

Sometimes I miss the crazy shit 90s TV produced.

This gave me a maneurism

I’ll never forget they had that segment where they listed which animals had the most humanlike vaginas. I watched that. I WAS A CHILD

@linguisticsnerd433

4 жыл бұрын

Whoa I feel like I need therapy after just reading this

@alm2587

4 жыл бұрын

ok but ones do

@mo0njelly

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT ANIMALS???????

@mihawk508

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Flamingo in the end I’m pretty sure the manatee was the answer.

@lenaboyer6981

4 жыл бұрын

@@mihawk508 I would have guessed "sheep" because I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere but "manatee" is ten times worse

it’s funnier when you realize he had to ask his girlfriend if he could borrow one of her bras

@firby7341

4 жыл бұрын

i prefer to imagine its his own xD

@asmrtpop2676

4 жыл бұрын

it’s great when you date someone the same size as you

@Eggberb69

4 жыл бұрын

666666

@carbonated_coffee4569

3 жыл бұрын

👁️👄👁️

@madisonreynolds7396

3 жыл бұрын

he's still got the tag on bro and I understand

i wonder if kurtis subconsciously started editing his videos this way because of how much manswers he watched as a growing child

I watched this video years ago and I still think about the bathroom one for which stall to use.

Kurtis I’m such a big fan I stole your sense of humor you and Danny and Drew are the only people that make me genuinely laugh. Love you man I dream of meeting you one day! Come to Orlando

by the time the bouncer bit was over i completely forgot we were still watching manswers that storyline took me somewhere man when that stupid guy came back to talk about free beer i felt like i just came out of a movie theater to see the sun had gone down completely while i was inside

I just imagine Kurtis being like, "Hey Jenna? ...can I borrow your bra real quick?"

@Brooke-un9eh

4 жыл бұрын

I like to think he took it with out asking only for her to walk in on him wearing it

@Fae_van

4 жыл бұрын

Or he could've just bought a bra

@kiarrasayler7691

4 жыл бұрын

It looked like it fit him pretty well 100% convinced he went and had a fitting and now owns his own

@mathildatv8571

4 жыл бұрын

The tag's still on 😂

@m.t.7007

4 жыл бұрын

I M A G I N E

As a fellow 90’s kid growing up in Ontario, I can relate to all of those shows you listed to and discovering I liked girls through the Spike TV commercials

It was sad growing up being a little girl watching your dad and brothers laughing at the jokes focused at women.