w - we i - don’t s - know h - either

@dead-strawberrie

3 жыл бұрын

wait...

@clxudii_ruru5709

3 жыл бұрын

*gasp*

@chuuyasrealhusband

3 жыл бұрын

W-We I-Iguana s-Snow h-Hike

@alliexcx5576

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@_4tr4mp0line

3 жыл бұрын

@@chuuyasrealhusband nice pfp

wish: the reverse tooth fairy. takes a dollar and gives you teeth

@ChefSporty

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO

@ashesspookybae

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE ☠☠✋✋✋

@luennii

3 жыл бұрын

LMAKDISIAIAHAHSYA

@thegenderman8582

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated. I mean, it came out a week ago but a lot people have watched this in the past week, right?

@thornsonarose7313

3 жыл бұрын

That also applies to dentist's

My friend Greg watched this and was like “How the fuck does he know my name”

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

Haha nice.

@mozorellastick2583

Жыл бұрын

Haha nice.

@undisturbedbeans

Жыл бұрын

Haha nice.

@princessconsuelabanana-ham3463

Жыл бұрын

Haha nice.

@supatater5830

Жыл бұрын

Haha nice.

“Fear of not being used” is like fomo for inanimate objects

@milodoesntknow2090

Жыл бұрын

fear of missing use

@-psilo-9071

Жыл бұрын

toy story

@hand13932

Жыл бұрын

@@-psilo-9071 succinct and to the point

@Indigo-ns3hd

Ай бұрын

Sounds kinky but ok

Some may ask, “How long do products from Wish take to arrive?” Well, put it this way. My girlfriend and I wanted matching rings because she found some on the site she thought were cute, so I bought them for us. They took so long to arrive, we’d already broken up...... I WISH I was joking.

@taj5135

4 жыл бұрын

Haha what’d you do with the rings?

@rehnaanliker6972

4 жыл бұрын

Im very sorry and i hope you are doing great, but also thats fucking funny

@humnaali5759

4 жыл бұрын

Haha at the pun, sorry about everything else. But hey, you have 2 rings - a spare in case you lose one :D

@brittanyleighisme5705

4 жыл бұрын

Aw man. I'm sorry ://

@CT-se8vn

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my

WARNING: DO NOT HARNESS A HAMSTER Not only is it bad for their back, and will likely break their fragile bones, it will also turn into a chipmunk EDIT: Despite the chipmunk joke, I am being serious. It's a big problem. Harnessing such a little thing puts tremendous stress on its back, and it could die. Even with more robust animals like Guinea Pigs, it's still a bad idea. If you pull too hard, you could easily kill your pet. Just a PSA, DO NOT harness small animals. If you want to take them somewhere, hold them gently and place them in a playpen or other structure. Invest in a travel-sized cage. Don't take your tiny friends outside in these harnesses, they could very well die. Please don't harness your little friends.

@cnocnaemily

3 жыл бұрын

I do what I want

@imeepysleepy

3 жыл бұрын

@@cnocnaemily Nooo don't do it

@kleanovodust-bin69

3 жыл бұрын

@@imeepysleepy harness a hamster go brrrrr

@heystobit2160

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a hamster bish

@juice4249

3 жыл бұрын

Ok then. Let me turn cheap to cheap

Fun fact: chicken helmets are actually used to help hens because the roosters are really agressive when mating and pull feathers out of their heads. So yeah! They tend to not work unless the hens have really small combs (peacombs).

@hray2797

4 ай бұрын

Thanks

@fungustheclown666

2 ай бұрын

There is also chicken saddles for that same reason. I have some

@Moonii-Cat

2 ай бұрын

@@fungustheclown666 yes!

The alley of feral cats actually made me breakdown laughing for a solid 5 minutes, thank you

"It's called Wish, because you wish it was just a little better" -Safiya Nygaard, don't remember what year 2018 prolly

@zanderbraincinemas6126

4 жыл бұрын

Yozuru Probably not prolly

@edef1244

4 жыл бұрын

@@zanderbraincinemas6126 Perhaps

@80o8i35

4 жыл бұрын

@@edef1244 mayhaps

@edef1244

4 жыл бұрын

@@80o8i35 of unknown certainty

@yestheyaremyclipshi643

4 жыл бұрын

@@80o8i35 probhaps

the question is why WOULDN’T you want a chicken helmet

@carliesapienza7016

4 жыл бұрын

exactly

@valeriecarpenter7459

4 жыл бұрын

We’re asking the real questions

@glamoire7882

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t even need a chicken to want a chicken helmet.

@ohyeahyeah533

4 жыл бұрын

The truth has been spoken

@harsdensus88

4 жыл бұрын

For SAFETY reason duh... Definetly you are not working at poultry...

danny is the best person to watch while eating food

@goatmom1346

Жыл бұрын

Agreed 👌

@truffles3859

Жыл бұрын

yeah

@annagornas3572

Жыл бұрын

My coffee went completely cold because I was scared to drink it while watching this video.

@kialo2085

10 ай бұрын

Constant spit-takes 😂

@pandasel

7 ай бұрын

I’m eating some fruit rn and I can confirm

“He got snacks, and they were $36,” got me.

@rustythefoxcoon5143

8 ай бұрын

Bruh need them snacks tho. He’ll do anything.

@Changing_Subjects

2 ай бұрын

✍

My lights flickered when danny said "H U M A N T E E T H"

@dawnwalker388

3 жыл бұрын

OooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooo

@jacksongraffigna

3 жыл бұрын

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@katreal000

3 жыл бұрын

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@yassjun4309

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Danny is in your house

@drippyphil6201

3 жыл бұрын

Conclusion Danny is a witch

wish is like Troom Troom, but instead of a useless DIY project you just skip all the DIY steps and buy the sad end result

@lindseythespy8208

4 жыл бұрын

thank you

@s.d..

4 жыл бұрын

😁😆

@partyplatterz1470

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s so true.

@vincessvi

4 жыл бұрын

Facts. Straight facts

@coffinman1217

4 жыл бұрын

XD

I love when Danny gets silly. Maybe goofy. Sometimes wacky.

@xtoothpick63

3 ай бұрын

Wrong channel 😠

@StrayStayKidsYT

3 ай бұрын

@@xtoothpick63 damn it this is the worst day of my life I should unsubscribe at this point 💔

Technically the bluetooth tag starts beeping when it's out of bluetooth range, letting you know the tag has traveled far from you. It's sort of a 'Wait you forgot your keys!' alarm

Let’s together wish

@thenickster_fr

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s together wish! Let’s together wish! Come come everybody just come!

@skullspook1077

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes

@DorianTMChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@thenickster_fr just COME!

@_melodyx

4 жыл бұрын

Wish together let's

@thenickster_fr

4 жыл бұрын

DorianTM just come over here... *LETS* *TOGETHER* *WISH*

Danny’s shirt - IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT YOU’RE TOO CLOSE Me, on the other side of the globe - look man I’m trying my best

@iprobablydontlikeyou7416

4 жыл бұрын

😂 lmao

@peachberrypie

4 жыл бұрын

Same, smh

@aloeveralover8085

4 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@partIycIoudy

4 жыл бұрын

Blue boxy Xoxo who cares lol

@trollsdontgetblocked9941

4 жыл бұрын

Grow a wee wee with M E N S T E A

IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE “you can buy… *h u m a n t e e t h!* “ FOR SO LONG edit: ITS BEEN 12 DAYS AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH

@game_shork5661

Жыл бұрын

You were laughing for 12 days straight?

@wolvie1618

11 ай бұрын

It's been two years for me, and it still makes me cackle

@fusseld100

3 ай бұрын

Does it still make you laugh? Please come back and see, for science

@user-pl4wr6sd5d

3 ай бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for

16:29 new vocal stim dropped

One dollar, for thirty feral cats. Seems like a steal to me

@atheenajade6863

4 жыл бұрын

for real!!!

@sharrelsoldaccount1325

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I prefer chicken helmets.

@minusmimik8622

4 жыл бұрын

Litteraly because the cats are probably stolen

@kaimerradraws5250

4 жыл бұрын

My f###ing wish came true.. Noway!! A katana with which to .. Ahemm.. Thank the creators of these prroducts Im crying so hard right now ლಥmಥლ

@olivia5094

4 жыл бұрын

This was funny

It’s like the kid friendly black market

@margaritaann3673

3 жыл бұрын

L O L

@00wolfQUEEN

3 жыл бұрын

Im sorry. Kid friendly?

@wyattxu9765

3 жыл бұрын

whos gonna tell him that it is?

@Jack-zp3cx

3 жыл бұрын

I just got a wish ad on this video because of course

@flawedsanity

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... It's more like the.. black market without drugs? I do get a lot of ads for crack pipes from wish but. Not actual crack. So.

0:14 this is my favorite intro danny has ever done 😭😭😭

@isabellathetiger4802

18 күн бұрын

Fr i laughed so hard 😭

@cessnacitation-x

13 күн бұрын

​@@isabellathetiger4802Could you avoid speaking? Forever? Thanks.

5:54 this just gave me flashbacks to when I was 8 years old, and I would play animal crossing city folk on my wii, but I was 8 so I always forgot to save it. I would get SO ANGRY when Resetti would come and yell at me that I would yell back at him. My family was concerned. Good times😊☺️

Am I too close Danny? I can read your shirt... How much further should I be??

@jacksonguite5830

4 жыл бұрын

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS

@poojajagga123

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonguite5830 if u can read this ur too close

@JusKnowIssJay

4 жыл бұрын

I think it says "if you can read this you are to close"

@Coolerthan_u

4 жыл бұрын

I think 6 feet maybe....

@MrEyes-xh4bb

4 жыл бұрын

*WHAT AM I, DANNY?!?*

Wish is the closest thing to the black market that's not the black market.

@grim8176

3 жыл бұрын

Kid friendly black market

@iptg2673

3 жыл бұрын

@@grim8176 "Kid friendly" is over-selling it

@godofchaosandmadness7998

3 жыл бұрын

The black market is scared of wish

@patchedout___3195

3 жыл бұрын

I would rather shop on the black market than wish

@akeishaalconbueno6266

3 жыл бұрын

asigoneesrheuongtuosrbndozbgf *H E AR T ATT AC K INT EN SIFIE S*

this is my comfort video along with the ratatoing + the panda video, i've rewatched those so many times and i never get tired of them

8:11 ed sheeran

@LilyHunt-mi8ql

4 ай бұрын

Leave the gingers alone

@a.sapphic.Magnus.Chase.

3 ай бұрын

@@LilyHunt-mi8ql no

@thecolorfulgenius5873

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

I feel like wish is Amazon’s basement

@excuseu2563

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO perfectly said

@arandomstrangerontheintern9257

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@izzieisdizzy1376

3 жыл бұрын

so true

@paulamanning5053

3 жыл бұрын

Wish is that one kid who eats paper in school.

@excuseu2563

3 жыл бұрын

Paula Manning Once I ate paper cause someone told me it tasted like tacos lmao

The video isnt over. The song didnt play, danny. I want an apology video.

@notkai3405

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@mayehoffman4253

4 жыл бұрын

It's Kurtis all over again...

@amna8875

4 жыл бұрын

#dannygonzalezisoverparty

@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048

4 жыл бұрын

This video is over now.. over now.. you'll find something else to watch... (Or just watching this video again) I know we had a lot a fun... But you can't stay on this end screen forever.. now, this video is over now...

@heymamasyves1767

4 жыл бұрын

@@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 thank you. I'm satisfied now

I believe the bird holder might be for veterinary use? I remember quite a few times I saw people trying to rescue hurt pidgeons on the street and they struggle a lot while being handled, a device like that would be helpful. But I never had to handle a bird myself and I’m not a bird specialist, so don’t quote me on that

TO BE FAIR; I do actually use the cat blindfold on my horrible little hellspawn to trim her claws. She was traumatized at the vet when she was a baby so she completely flips out. You can wrap them up so they don’t scratch you but she also bites. She also has to be drugged with gabapentin. And that damn cat won’t eat food with the powder in it so I need to find another way :/ I’ve literally never had any cat anywhere near this bad with trimming claws, I’ve fostered 170.

@kelmoment

Ай бұрын

fostering seems super hard ❤ you're a great person for helping those animals :)

finally, a beard oil that can turn babies into ed sheeran

@PD-ug5vf

3 жыл бұрын

My mama don’t like you and she likes when I don’t cry

@cathyg6594

3 жыл бұрын

@@PD-ug5vf please, shut up.

@alittlebitd3ad

3 жыл бұрын

@@PD-ug5vf that's... Justin

@PD-ug5vf

3 жыл бұрын

MatchStick Animations who wrote the song.

@zanonymousruiz9697

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t watched the video yet, and I am very confused

my grandpa is listening to church on the radio and when danny said “i’ve been trying to get an eight pack all my life”, he said “amen.”

@gachakingston9240

3 жыл бұрын

I saw 19 likes so had to also it's rare for a like from me so be gratefull

@croc4869

3 жыл бұрын

Gacha Kingston don’t tell people to be grateful for a useless like. No one cares

@chrisp.lettuce8900

3 жыл бұрын

@@porygone-s 3 people cared enough to comment on it

@butterflyexists

3 жыл бұрын

@@gachakingston9240 20 likes isn't even a substantial number..? also, why do you have to reply just to say you liked the comment? and why is it rare? it has no value whatsoever..?

@daisybell9051

3 жыл бұрын

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOOOOOoO

Every now and then I’ll come back to this video to remember to buy my human teeth.

The "envy others on the internet" thing is suggesting that you can film videos similar to all the cute/funny pet videos you see in the internet

the cat blindfolds are muzzles for groomers and vets.....hope that eases some nerves lmao

@ruesylvester

3 жыл бұрын

it's still unsettling and sad to think that people have probably used stuff like this to abuse cats and other animals :(

@saltt2069

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah..

@mariahmorales5616

3 жыл бұрын

I’m planing to be a vet

@Benjamin-qd4ly

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariahmorales5616 cool :)! I kind of want to do the same thing!

@mariahmorales5616

3 жыл бұрын

@@Benjamin-qd4ly 👍

After getting top surgery: I H A V E N O T I T

@nianibraxton2875

3 жыл бұрын

CONGRATIONLSAT BUDDY BOY

@dead-strawberrie

3 жыл бұрын

y e s

@seauqis

3 жыл бұрын

Lola rabbit be like:

@fatlittlekittens7297

3 жыл бұрын

@@seauqis Lola have no booba

@yaboi3929

3 жыл бұрын

YyyyyyyEEEEAAA

You’re 27??? Just started watching 2 years later and you look the same so I genuinely concluded you were like… much younger. Wow. Good job!

6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that is says "for people men and women" in the top left lol

@Gafafsg

Жыл бұрын

The three genders

"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats" *D E A L* Edit: *C O R N B O A T* *_1 0 0 D O L L A R S_* Edit 2: I will now add even more quotes _issababywithabeard_ W H Ā Ť A Đ Í § A Ś T E R _well das prolly not good_

@lucy_goose

3 жыл бұрын

I have found my people 🐱

@stonkman9630

3 жыл бұрын

100 divided by 30 equals 3.33 Each cat is worth 3 cents idk can they go a bit lower its a bit overpriced

@CatBat14

3 жыл бұрын

YES I NOW NEED 30 FERAL CATS

@ubt__________

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucy_goose your cat is cute

@yellowsunfish4219

3 жыл бұрын

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

Ordering on wish is the online version of making wishes to a genie that twists your words

@Jwilhoftstg

4 жыл бұрын

Well, yeah. That's why it's called Wish.

@moobloommachinehdmi2506

4 жыл бұрын

This should be pinned

@chloekim8894

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHA TRUE

@yestheyaremyclipshi643

4 жыл бұрын

Hwta od oyu mnea

@mytherapistsaidno6643

4 жыл бұрын

this is the exact comment that you see under every single video about wish

my gut wont be the only thing thats hard

imagine that one guy named greg who knows he is being addressed specifically

i always forget danny is married and NOT 19 years old edit: danny will be a father soon!!! congrats, danny and laura!

@danas5846

4 жыл бұрын

same LMAO whenever i remember he's married it feels weird

@rottingfleshbreadstick7768

4 жыл бұрын

12*

@islaballard9594

4 жыл бұрын

Oml sameeeee is when ever he and drew drink beer or whatever I’m like: BUT HE CANT DRINKKKKKK

@brickyy3106

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what.

@lonerfs

4 жыл бұрын

How old is he.....

I can read his shirt, where do I go now

@SeanPAllen

4 жыл бұрын

A few feet back

@goddessoffortune6448

4 жыл бұрын

the ranch

@shxhebx2039

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@karagrant2365

4 жыл бұрын

what does it say

@joyfk4127

4 жыл бұрын

Wakanda

That Wish jingle is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of time

12:00 I actually bought one of those mini cameras off wish like that because my kid, who was like 7 at the time, wanted to catch a video of the tooth fairy. We setup the motion activated night mode and hid it in her room when she lost her tooth, and then I spent all night editing in video footage of the a cartoon wisp in her room flying to her pillow and back out of the room and put the video back on the camera. The next day we checked the camera and she saw the footage and was just so excited about it. She went on and on about it for over a year.

@selma7452

2 ай бұрын

That’s really sweet! You seem like a good parent 🫶

You’re acting like owning a Chicken Helmet™️ is a bad thing

@myrrosen3167

3 жыл бұрын

"1 dollar, for 30 feral cats" D E A L

@wepti8753

3 жыл бұрын

How did you add the “TM” after “Chicken helmet”?

@wepti8753

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a special button on mobile?

@galactic7458

3 жыл бұрын

@@wepti8753 it’s an emoji

@wepti8753

3 жыл бұрын

@@galactic7458 Oh okay, I don’t think I can use it because I’m on PC and the emojis we get are limited, but thanks

*this is just the most elaborate sponsorship ever and you can’t tell me otherwise*

@theletter5664

4 жыл бұрын

This isn't the most elaborate sponsorship ever and I'm telling you otherwise

@user-zj6fc4rd4f

4 жыл бұрын

@@theletter5664 impossible! You can't!

@thearkticgamer6811

4 жыл бұрын

Nina Y It says so right here sir m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@canariez

4 жыл бұрын

MitchAnimates i cant believe i just got rick rolled

@zacharyscala7453

4 жыл бұрын

@@canariez dont ruin it

@20:18 I think camera laws vary state to state. In MN you need "implied consent". I think this mostly applies to businesses, but basically - you don't have to explicitly tell someone they're being filmed, but you have to post a visible sign somewhere on the property that says that cameras exist on said property. Most businesses just put it on the door. I have no idea what the rules are in a private residence though.

I find myself commenting 2 years after this video came out because I never knew I needed a shirt that says "If you can read this shirt" with mad emojis on it and explosions, but then that's it. Nothing else. Just "if you can read this shirt"

“i have no tit. capiche?” always gets me in a laughing fit

@ecksdee9768

2 жыл бұрын

te moo 😔

@djk9281

2 жыл бұрын

The first time I heard it I was wheezing

@poppymarshmallow8344

2 жыл бұрын

@@djk9281 same XD

@kippyips

2 жыл бұрын

me when i put on my binder

@Bionicbutter43

2 жыл бұрын

@@kippyips lslskssmss

danny’s shirt be like: IF YOU 😤 CAN READ 🔥🌪 THIS YOU’RE *TOO CLOSE* 😡

@Me-rk4hm

4 жыл бұрын

Nu tu rr tu w we tu u tu tu imis hello my name alex

@inhle1688

4 жыл бұрын

kaylee is in pain! tbh he’s right cause i have really bad eyesight

@malachityeejl5129

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it said IF YOU CAN READ THIS😤 YOU'RE😡

@notkillian1283

4 жыл бұрын

What dose he mean

@tulinhcaongoc1929

4 жыл бұрын

He mean-

9:45 how has no one noticed that on the screen where it says “size” …it just says “No WiFi” like they didn’t even get the “color” description right either 😂😂

the “bird cage” item at 2:18 is a device used by vets for like distributing shots and stuff

He must've confused his beard oil with his 8-pack gel

@Purelight-

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@somerandomdudelonelyAF

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I know

@somerandomdudelonelyAF

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@alyssasbowlofsoup1046

3 жыл бұрын

730th like brosky

@aajaallen8237

3 жыл бұрын

This is gold

The inhaler wall decal looks like Danny’s shotgunning a glass of milk

@neilyworm

4 жыл бұрын

Sam McFadden an l-shaped glass of milk

@kazuhaluvr6151

4 жыл бұрын

omg I thought so too like if you glance at it it looks like a glass of milk

@cheshirecat4287

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought it was a glass of milk, and I always thought that was weird, but it’s Danny so....

@partIycIoudy

4 жыл бұрын

Oh thats what i thought was happening the whole time 😂

@mayonnaisequeen1513

4 жыл бұрын

I cant unsee that now

The thing about Wish that always draws me in is that.. like.. it’s not totally insane. The bird holder thing could be a useful device to hold pigeons still while you clip netting off their toes (I’ve seen homemade/ DIY ones that look similar) and for a lot of animals their stress levels go down when you cover their eyes. There’s a sound idea there based on reality. I consistently get the ad for an alley of stray cats, and I think it’s for catnip seeds? And sure, we’ve all heard the tale about someone’s grandma wanting catnip planted over their memorial instead of cut flowers so. Fine. I’m on board with all that, it’s just the leaps in logic Wish expects you to make. I could be wrong about all of this though, because even once I gave them my details the whole page was in German? Maybe? And when I used google translate to find the settings and clicked on English, it logged me out

@hollystar311

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the "cat blindfolds" are cat muzzles as well so not quite as insane

Watching this episode felt more like watching a rick and morty inter-dimensional cable commercial 😂😂😂

I got a wish ad to buy Harry styles for 6 dollars after this

@atara500

3 жыл бұрын

wow what a deal 😳

@maddygreenb

3 жыл бұрын

I got a wish ad for edibles

@cheesecheese6950

3 жыл бұрын

Did you buy him?

@reamaeflorgelacio7056

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@papayadoodlez9994

3 жыл бұрын

Only 6 dollars

Wish's motto should be "be careful what you Wish for!"

@red-pet-dead

2 жыл бұрын

@{ Gacha_Spade } yeah we're calling the police

@emilytalerman3567

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent

@unknownmoonchild9970

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@xAFallFarewellx

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like someone needs to get into marketing

@NiteFights

Жыл бұрын

@@red-pet-dead ???

12:20 it was probably some like chinese advert thats been poorly translated so thats why it doesnt make a lot of sense

3:52 yea definately some kind of kink in the supply chain.....

Danny is a lot like Wish: giving us what we never asked for and also what we never knew we needed.

@xxspodsxx2078

4 жыл бұрын

except minus the old man stalking sadly

@reaganatchison3864

4 жыл бұрын

right

@atara500

4 жыл бұрын

one time wish recommended me a shirt that just said “skate and jesus” i am very grateful for that recommendation

@charkbait2002

4 жыл бұрын

Catherine B trueee

@ediibleteeth

4 жыл бұрын

plot twist: Danny is the man at a computer running Wish

You’re laughing. His underwear is literally on fire and you’re laughing.

@anooska888

2 жыл бұрын

AGHAHAH LMAOOO

@RayeX

2 жыл бұрын

@@anooska888 why are you laughing at such a tragedy

@anooska888

2 жыл бұрын

@@RayeX HELP IM LAUGHING MORE NOW VGFDCFHGDN

@adoroselatte

2 жыл бұрын

HELP 💀💀💀 HESBHSHSHSHSH

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

GWHAHAHAHAHS

I know this video is 3 years old but it reminds me of how i get recommended the strangest advertisements on youtube. I dont know what i searched or watched for me to weird innapropriate advertisements of action games and scammy gambling games. Its almost like my algorithm for advertisements is broken while my one for videos is just fine. KZread and many other apps have bugs anyway. Im just worried that me reporting the ads arent doing anything.

I got a concussion last friday and I have just been watching Danny for the past couple days. 10/10 recovery method

@lee.lee.n

Жыл бұрын

Omg...hope u are feeling better!

“if you can read this you’re too close” I’m on the other side of the world, what else do you want me to do?

@syrup4835

4 жыл бұрын

Launch yourself into the solar system. You’re too close

@hannah3970

4 жыл бұрын

Go far, far away. The next galaxy should be adequate

@kdop

4 жыл бұрын

idk

@EulaliaDaisy

4 жыл бұрын

what if i just have good eyesight?

@lizziex7117

4 жыл бұрын

get in a black hole - now

I always imagine you saying: What’s up Greg I hope y’all are having a Greg day

@clairedavies2061

4 жыл бұрын

He does, however only for legendary Greg's ( This is a joke. )

@saucegod8867

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t unhear

@justinlewis8897

4 жыл бұрын

HA

@tirigonometri

4 жыл бұрын

epic comment

@radaradaaa1

4 жыл бұрын

no

1. Debut 2. Paper rings 3. Harry Styles 4. Olive Garden 5. Ocean blue eyes looking in mine

@Thedramalovesme89

16 күн бұрын

What???

Wait till he hears about Temu

My friend ordered something on wish. It’s been three years and it still hasn’t even shipped yet.....

@iguanawithinternetaccess930

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@Chireon

2 жыл бұрын

excuse me WHATTTT 🤨

@qwazard4149

2 жыл бұрын

just keep waiting

@Mitreme

2 жыл бұрын

be patient

@blushingrxes-quit7774

2 жыл бұрын

Patience is a virtue. Jkjk

Plot twist: The eight pack cream just burns your skin and fat off, literally just falls off, and you just see your raw abdominal muscles

@flipposlippo1510

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds pretty cool tbh

@shinyun3080

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... Your probably not wrong...

@neoagent3

3 жыл бұрын

yeowch

@tigerkat4419

3 жыл бұрын

Never go hunger again

@skymonk-mckenzie8993

3 жыл бұрын

Attack on titan theme starts

i have literally never laughed harder at a video

@heartz4gracie

Жыл бұрын

fr same

“Why would you buy human teeth?” “Maybe there’s a kink… …in the supple chain.”

@Posh_Quack

Жыл бұрын

Ah damnit it’s 1am I cant type sorry

The video isn’t over, the song didn’t play. WHEN WILL THE VIDEO END DAN

@rohanimations

4 жыл бұрын

First Kurtis forgets the extra greeting, now Danny forgets the end card song. 😓😪

@spriteman6929

4 жыл бұрын

e

@Lee-fk9sh

4 жыл бұрын

NY

@kirrajordan

4 жыл бұрын

I feel strangely uncomfortable with you calling him Dan..

@rohanimations

4 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Davies hopefully he doesn’t forget to say “hey guy” at the start of the vid. 😰😰

" Hard and slippery, just how the ladies like it!" uH

@heshamkaram5271

4 жыл бұрын

Quora kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html

@totagarboua8540

4 жыл бұрын

OMG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS I-

@PIZAA133

4 жыл бұрын

oh to read without my eyes ➖👄➖

@purplecatonbroadway

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he's not wrong

@z.98816

4 жыл бұрын

I know right..

The skit that danny does for a bunch of the products sound like something you can hear in rick and morty on their tv that gets every channel in the universe

I showed this channel to my grandpa named Greg and when Danny said “What’s up Greg” he threw the food across the room

wish titles go a little something like fluffy nice soft good nice thing for bed with fluffy and good with nice kids men’s woman nice fluffy soft like sis it’s a blanket

@provthegoat7780

4 жыл бұрын

Lamp title: ULTRA LIGHT BLINDING LIGHT 😤😤😤🗿🗿😂😂😳😳😏😱😱😱SURVIVAL LIGHT FOR NEWBIES ROBLOX MINECRAFT FORTNITE EPIC GAMES LAMP

@TeddyBear-kz4eg

4 жыл бұрын

marinaaa xD

@kits6369

4 жыл бұрын

@@provthegoat7780 Ok

@shuu7113

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing for bed I-

@Imamotherfreakingavocado

4 жыл бұрын

i- very accurate.

Welcome back to another episode of being wildly distracted by Danny’s shirt

@potatoboy3465

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@gabevern

4 жыл бұрын

If you can read this you're what?

@gabevern

4 жыл бұрын

@Sarah Bennett nvm it says "if you can read this you're too close"

@annad3235

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss😂😂😂

@MicioB

4 жыл бұрын

FOUND THE ANSWER AT 15:49 😚💕✌️

We need a part 2 to this

“You can buy….. *hUmAn TeEtH* ”

Laura's reflection in the oven of her reaching so high to get the perfect angle of Danny cooking is the cutest thing I've seen all day omg

@mehruhameed4595

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@Kaaaaaaafire17

4 жыл бұрын

Spongebob Squarepants 19:32

@HunsWithGuns

4 жыл бұрын

*microwave

@loqwean

4 жыл бұрын

@@HunsWithGuns a microwave is a basically a mini oven

@marinagigli5356

4 жыл бұрын

That IS adorable.

“Hard and slippery, just like the ladies like it!” Only Danny would say that and it not be sexual

@comedictragedy8162

3 жыл бұрын

Marina Kay Nichols i’m scrolling thru the comments and right as i was reading this comment danny said that lol

@soi_dat_ta

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing ever seems to be sexual when Danny says it-

@moonlover9650

3 жыл бұрын

@@soi_dat_ta i feel like yall are forgetting the pony up daddy video

@voidfighter2908

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonlover9650 No i don't forget it🤣

@_4tr4mp0line

3 жыл бұрын

@@comedictragedy8162 i thought your pfp was leon kuwata

Danny in the back isn’t drinking water in the back poster he’s drinking from the fountain of youth HE LITERALLY NEVER AGES

I actually bought that men's tea from Wish once. And I can confirm that not only did it give me temporary abs for around 4 months, but it also set my underwear on fire. However, the fire was blue, not orange as they advertised it, so I was a bit disappointed

I want men’s tea but the thing is *I’m a woman*

@jma.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

no mens tea for you

@PequenoGiant

4 жыл бұрын

Men get Just for Men and now Men's Tea...😔😔

@alyxqued

4 жыл бұрын

too bad if you buy mens tea when your a woman the whole swat force catches you and puts you in prison for the next 100 years

@marinaibanezcarlis9248

4 жыл бұрын

We get nothing!

@gianna8110

4 жыл бұрын

i’m gonna do it

The best out of context Danny Gonzales quote of 2020: “I have no tit. Capisce?”

@SamEsss

4 жыл бұрын

Trying to resist....arghhh....ahhh.....it’s capisce

@aerielblair8333

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamEsss thank you

@SchrodringersEclipse

4 жыл бұрын

Nah it's when you wish on wish. com you can buy HUMAN TEETH

@firefox8594

4 жыл бұрын

Leo Draws nah because you know it about wish so it’s obvious

@user-ud9xc1hr3g

4 жыл бұрын

"Capish" is just the Wish version of "capisce".

12:10 maybe you can take cute pictures of cats and others will envy you through the internet?

I like to watch Danny’s videos while doing things like ironing and other chores so I don’t have to think about the fact that I’m 17 and spend my Friday nights and weekends at home instead of out with friends.

I once got advertised a "golden metal spoon use for sniffer snorter snuff powder spoon"

@eeeellie

4 жыл бұрын

every so often I come across the screenshot I took like oh, this is a thing that shouldn't be

@danas5846

4 жыл бұрын

beautiful, really. love sniffing snorting and sniffing powder from a golden metal spoon

@iwakeupandboomimarat

4 жыл бұрын

that sounds like something you use to snort cocaine

@kirstenkeggie8746

4 жыл бұрын

i wake up and boom im a rat it is

@1967buickriviera

4 жыл бұрын

i wake up and boom im a rat Your username is beautiful XD

wish. com is like the black market...just not illegal *yet*

@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433

3 жыл бұрын

YET

@dawnwalker388

3 жыл бұрын

Crawly Lé Spider no it’s (Y)(E)(E)(T)

@savtasolela

3 жыл бұрын

Dawn Walker *yeet*

@2clean2bealive

3 жыл бұрын

Kermit you are weird

@fiinnn3714

3 жыл бұрын

@@2clean2bealive y e s

Laura in the microwave filming Danny cook: 👁👄👁

Danny’s shirt: if you can read this your too close Me: several states away in another timeline

@goosegoose5737

2 жыл бұрын

Still too close for Danny’s looking ig

@AbhijayAgarwal

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in the place Colombus actually wanted to go to

@pikuxa1106

2 жыл бұрын

Me in another country

@copr2917

2 жыл бұрын

me in Australia: o.k

@alan_decker

2 жыл бұрын

@@copr2917 turn out to be in Australia

Plot twist: Wish is actually an organisation that works for the dark web

@elenawolter9503

4 жыл бұрын

I bet the company is smuggling drugs or something

@beige4104

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldnt be much of a surprise if you ask me

@mataj0to561

4 жыл бұрын

Elena Wolter they sold Glock full auto selector switched but the atf shut it down I was gonna but one but didn’t have money it’s on google I think

@amyjade9538

4 жыл бұрын

They ‘wish’ to steal all of your limbs and ship you plastic ones 😌✌️

@kingrei9014

4 жыл бұрын

They sell human teeth, Thats probably traumatizing for a kid to see online, Guns, Drugs, human parts is probably to the extreme level

Never gets old. The "commercial" in the first half has me in stitches EVERY. TIME.

For those genuinely curious about the fake teeth, they are for crafting. Horror decorations in particular often use realistic fake human and animal teeth.

I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO AND YESTERDAY I GOT AN AD OF WISH THAT WAS *LITERALLY* A HORSE JUST STANDING WITH THE $19 IN THE CORNER I WAS LIKE ?????

@reamaeflorgelacio7056

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO

@caroline9844

3 жыл бұрын

Poor horse

@isabellathesnowleopard1812

3 жыл бұрын

_I'm an right here_

@bananasare_revolting

3 жыл бұрын

I got one with a picture of two babies and it said *"$1 newborn"* *T ha nk y o u F L I p a C L I p a D s*

@NachoTaco112

3 жыл бұрын

LOL Once I got an ad for wish and it was literally a child for $3