cool

@AnishaBaruah-ly2io

3 жыл бұрын

looc

@daph.3643

3 жыл бұрын

yea

@daph.3643

3 жыл бұрын

epic

@daph.3643

3 жыл бұрын

wow

@xlyrate

3 жыл бұрын

Cool.

"We harnessed naturally occurring frequencies into a mylar hologram." He just said colors. Colors are naturally occurring frequencies. They put colors in their color thingy.

@ZielonaPastela

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, science mood. Did you know that your water contains dihydrogen monoxide? It can cause suffocation.

@alittlerobot1469

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZielonaPastela wow we should really outlaw that stuff

@wizzem7890

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZielonaPastela ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

@joshuafallgren8498

3 жыл бұрын

He said colors really fancy so people couldn’t tell

@casuallyceltic

3 жыл бұрын

I misread that as "harassed" and was really confused as to why someone would use that to describe a product.

"What does it do?" "It's based on eastern philosophies." Oh right. How silly of me to ask.

@square5304

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingmankingboy8743 lmao

@KatzRool

3 жыл бұрын

it's based

@SpudNug69

3 жыл бұрын

@@KatzRool I mean, how far east? Because if you go far enough, you'll eventually be west

@willowwickertop7152

3 жыл бұрын

So non-specific 😂 what philosophies? From where in the east? I bet it’s that vaguely Asian city from doctor strange *edit: I meant the iron fist city. K’un L’un

@michaelringelberg8634

3 жыл бұрын

Confucianism is the drip

quietly whispering to himself “wait $20 times 30 equa- YO WTF THIS MAN SPENT $600 ON POWER BALANCE”

@ana-gv2hu

Жыл бұрын

u realize danny is probably extremely wealthy right

@dapperfist

Жыл бұрын

@@ana-gv2hubro lives in an actual house. he’s probably at least moderately wealthy considering today’s housing market

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

@@ana-gv2hu omg danny has a house? 🥺 Im soo happy to here that

@wesleywyndam-pryce5305

Жыл бұрын

@@ana-gv2hu define wealthy, cause id argue he is not.

@ana-gv2hu

Жыл бұрын

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 literally what argument do you have tho youtubers make a lot of money from ad revenue, esp with him having over 7 million subscribers (across all of his channels). he has a nice house, and within some of his videos he spends a lot of money, for example in the more recent stroller vid he spends like 1000 dollars for a video prop, and another example being in his slime music vid he has a lamborghini behind him.

I remember in middle school asking some boys (with complete sincerity) how the power balance bracelets worked and they got mad at me when they couldn’t clearly explain what it did lol

@tylajo.moonflower

6 ай бұрын

It’s sounding to me like a power balance bracelet cult. 😂

“Is it a science thing” “Yes, the placebo effect”

@LOSTNIXXI

3 жыл бұрын

its actually a lot darker than that 😭 these bracelets usually release radiation

@sonk3374

3 жыл бұрын

@@LOSTNIXXI what. Pls explain.

@maigistr

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonk3374 sometimes these types of things advertise as "negative ion" or similar and actually just straight up are made with mildly radioactive materials that are actively decaying as you wear the item.

@sonk3374

3 жыл бұрын

@@maigistr ok so I looked this up and you’re thinking of ionised jewellery which is not what the power balance band is but ionised jewellery has in the past been sold with thorium and uranium (radioactive materials) in it

@maigistr

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonk3374 yeah, just thought it was similar and most likely what the other person who replied was talking about. i don't think the power balance bracelets have thorium but other products similar might have.

This is literally just like the premise of those childrens books where the protagonist has a pair of "magic ballet shoes" or a necklace or whatever that helps them perform. But then it turns out that really, the magic was inside them all along!

@silverdrag0n_

3 жыл бұрын

why the fuck is that so accurate?? 😂

@aubriem1944

3 жыл бұрын

dude I loved that magic ballet slippers book

@drthvrdr

3 жыл бұрын

The power of placebo!

@himanbam

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it was mylar holograms on the shoes resonating with their energy fields

@A.l.e.x.e.a

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I'm a math teacher teaching statistics this term. This video has inspired me to write one of my final exam questions about the power balance bracelet and the placebo effect.

I'm so glad you recognized the progress was because you just practiced and not from the wristbands

having a random guy in sunglasses saying "it's gonna be my next secret" is probably the creepiest way to advertise a bracelet

@schoolaccount9203

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gJyBlNOEaLDIdco.html

@gayas3695

3 жыл бұрын

@@schoolaccount9203 ikrrrrrr XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@hatuushitsha802

3 жыл бұрын

@@schoolaccount9203 my ears hurt

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

What was his first secret??

@hatuushitsha802

3 жыл бұрын

@@thineevee7345 his eyes I think

The bracelet only has a 10 year life span and that’s why 2020 is so bad because everyone’s bracelets wore off

@_lol.imagine_

3 жыл бұрын

Omg smart 😳

@ddjsoyenby

3 жыл бұрын

i knew it!

@ethereallvr

3 жыл бұрын

@Snowpaw Shaw corona-

@smcphee8499

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why I keep falling down?

@iguessthisisnowmyname2258

3 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna buy a whole cargo truck of these

as an Asian, we learn how to have ultimate balance from the moment we're out of the womb. i myself were the most balanced baby my family have ever seen. balance baby.

@spoonsmcgee

Ай бұрын

The highly superior sequel to boss baby

@me0wth01

15 күн бұрын

Kurtis

I think it's like a Placebo. Your body is convinced that it's supposed to be better at balancing because that's what the wristbands say they do, and so it just....forces itself to balance better

"With great power comes great balance" -THE BATMAN

@igorkraljevski9191

3 жыл бұрын

@@taralamlam1773 Што е ова, требаће да го стављаше линкот насекаде?

@-ellie._.horn-

3 жыл бұрын

“We’re going to need a bigger balance” - a shark

@liamconlon2125

3 жыл бұрын

@Sprite Wooosh

@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamconlon2125 it's 4 O's add one more

@DarkShadic9632

3 жыл бұрын

Liam Liam Liam *Everybody liked that Reddit karma thanks for the gold kind stranger Stealth 100 Fortnite bad Minecraft good*

I put on ten of these bracelets and now I can’t lie down cause my balance is to good

@wolvie1618

3 жыл бұрын

I put on 20 and I can't fall over at all. I even threw myself at the floor and started levitating instead.

@ashishere771

3 жыл бұрын

I put on 100 and I made the mistake of jumping and I can't get down

@eyebotthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

I put on 100000000 and I’m currently rocketing into space at 299792458 mph. I will not be coming back. The bracelets won’t let me go down.

@TheoreticalTerrain

3 жыл бұрын

I put 100000000000000000 on and now I’m with the aliens

@eyebotthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

Update: I’ve cycled back around somehow and crashed into another 100000000000000000000 bracelets. I will soon breach the fabric of reality itself. Touching the ground has become a myth to me.

I had a friend who wore the power balance wristband, and when I was “able” to prove that it didn’t work, by making him lose balance, he said “well the reason it didn’t work is because I took it off and it takes 10 minutes”. After 10 minutes I was able to make him lose balance. To be fair I pushed him out of the blue, but he did technically lose balance. So I have doubts.

Danny standing on the balance thing wrong kills me every time.

Don't eat the soup, there's blood in it.

@calebbbb.1

3 жыл бұрын

K thanks

@qxuuiinnn

3 жыл бұрын

they do it for a reason

@ezsqueezy_

3 жыл бұрын

*E V E N B E T T E R*

@rissieholifield2322

3 жыл бұрын

Memento mori. Only the real ones will knoe

@anonsforker8629

3 жыл бұрын

@@rissieholifield2322 Unnus annus

I love how they are selling the placebo effect as a bracelet

@crackpotpolitics5986

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@lookinstupid5007

3 жыл бұрын

Wassup old getting

@kaylabrhege

3 жыл бұрын

Lol thanks you!

@im.olivuhh

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@prudencecutwa2973

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I’m east of America (UK) and can confirm; we have perfect balance and it’s in all of our philosophies.

@jf2801

3 ай бұрын

Something about Britain being called the East is cracking me up. 😂

the thing that Danny said about his bike is actually partly true. We associate certain concepts with certain senses, like the motorcycle sound that Danny's bike made. Because motors are typically faster than a bodily-powered mechanical function, and motors make that specific noise, it tells our brain that it goes faster. Kind of like a response to a TV released in the 2010s. Basically, after release, everybody claimed that the remote felt too cheap and they didn't like it, making people not buy their product. The way that they fixed this was that they added a weight into the remotes, making no other changes to the design, and then relaunching the weighted variety. Immediately, the complaints dissolved, and all the lighter remotes were discarded. People associated the heavier weight higher quality, metal>plastic, etcetera, etcetera, but useless things like that still have a place in association,, even now that they're unnecessary.

"how can a bracelet possibly make you stronger?" Danny's clearly never seen ben 10

@florencembah2626

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha....that was a way a though 😃

@santi_super_stunts2573

3 жыл бұрын

The omnitrix is a watch tho

@frisandlin8876

3 жыл бұрын

You’re a watch

@LeLe-zg7er

3 жыл бұрын

@@frisandlin8876 true

@julietzeszutek8988

3 жыл бұрын

ISHKAKABAK THATS SO FUNNY

Being a child: Gets launched from trampoline, goes up in the air 15 feet, hits the hard ground, and walks it off just fine Being an adult: I bent over and touched my toes and now I’m seeing stars and my back is broken

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

I make videos that nobody likes to watch. You should try watching them.

@dragonsarelit5522

3 жыл бұрын

@@StupiderWithAB no

@2BrosOfficialGaming

3 жыл бұрын

proof that little children are indestructible

@gdcomponent4359

3 жыл бұрын

proof that little children do not exist

@thatchonkyfonky3327

3 жыл бұрын

Me being a child with arthritis: Well what the fuck am i meant to do now?

3:14 damn he has a plate full of criminals?

@Bidensucks1

Жыл бұрын

Crimin- Os

@nitya8708

Жыл бұрын

top tier kurtis reference

@_zoom606

Жыл бұрын

This room is abundant with criminals

30 bands? 4 dates? Danny you’re getting too powerful

@mildlyconcerning

Ай бұрын

I mean he should've already had no weakness. I don't know I guess I just assumed balance was included in the almond umbrella.

Me whenever I wrote an essay in school: "Conclusion: I don't know."

@wormdoodles

3 жыл бұрын

the end to every lab report I ever did in high school. could be the experiment. could be i fucked up. who knows

@Hazelnutz3

3 жыл бұрын

To my knowledge, based on the facts and information I have researched and come to have found, it appears that the information is unknown to, the author of this essay, myself.

@nadaassem582

3 жыл бұрын

same

@instantmiso9921

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hazelnutz3 that was beautiful thank you very much, anyways F see me after class-

@tandemAT

3 жыл бұрын

cool kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y415t7yPc7u9edo.html

plot twist: danny's energy field was so huge he just always had the effects of the band

@Brymil90

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@Brymil90

3 жыл бұрын

@Among Us kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYGMlKyhYbeseaw.html

@ahmadbemat7804

3 жыл бұрын

You've got 999 I'll make it 1k

@blue-yq1th

3 жыл бұрын

So many likes yet very low replies

@synkloites

3 жыл бұрын

@@blue-yq1th its not a very arguable comment

Drew: “You can’t deny east” Flat earthers: “ I’m about to end this mans whole career”

@theseepingcicada8448

Жыл бұрын

You mean Kurtis?

Man I remember these. I remember even like legit athletes fell for these. I remember wanting one, not because I thought it would do anything (from the very moment I heard of them, I knew they were bull crap and just stickers) but because I just thought they looked cool lmao. Like a novelty.

These kinds of products all go in one category: P L A C E B O

@kazzuukie

3 жыл бұрын

225 likes no comments lol

@damsapollo

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@theweirdcat3814

3 жыл бұрын

Is your profile picture that cursed little lumpy face squishy Moriah Elizabeth did... and hates because she thinks it’s ugly

@etcho0

3 жыл бұрын

THEY’RE GAZEBOS, THEY’RE BULLSHIT :3 (sorry I just rewatched it I had too lol)

@Grimblxde

3 жыл бұрын

Saw the profile and went to go watch m.e. lol

iRenew: + 0 accuracy + 0 strength + 0 balance - 20 intelligence - 20 gold

@nat2057

3 жыл бұрын

+ 0 Heehoo/Gongoozler protection

@jontyiscool9201

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jasonchiu272

3 жыл бұрын

+ 100 placebo effect

@Leg1503

3 жыл бұрын

When I was young, my mom wanted to get one for me as a souvenir. The only problem was that the guy who was talking about ions and stuff didn’t really care, so when I asked him how these ions even matter, he just admitted that it was fake. We still got it for some reason tho

@santisanti1762

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leg1503 well it do look cool

15:20 For some reason I laugh every time about the way he says the 8th mississipi

Wonder if Danny has ever watched Penn & Teller’s Bullshit. I loved that show. It put so many things like this on blast. They opened what was supposed to be this exclusive restaurant that offered all of these crazy types of water that were either filled with certain minerals or that came from some glacier or something. They sold these bottles of water for astronomical prices and the customers could also taste test them. The customers would explain how they differed from one another and how they preferred “this” one to “that” one. Thing is…every single bottle of water they served………had been filled with water using a garden hose at the back door of the restaurant. Such a good show.

@jenm1

12 күн бұрын

If they paid a lot of money and are being watched, of course they're going to make stuff up. It's not necessarily them pretentious. I hope they got their money back. What a stupid demonstration

@DEADisBEAUTIFUL

12 күн бұрын

@@jenm1 They didn’t actually pay for anything at all. The whole point of the show was to see if people actually could tell the difference between the supposedly different kinds of water. They were under the impression that they were spending an outrageous price for the water, but as it was nothing more than a blind taste test they weren’t charged for anything.

Customers giving their testimonials: The spokesperson: I’m a little lost, but fair enough

@-_enaemon_-

3 жыл бұрын

( ˘ ³˘)❤️

@sophiaphilip_

3 жыл бұрын

fair enuf

@Iron678Maiden

3 жыл бұрын

you.

@malashcafernandes4777

3 жыл бұрын

F A I R 👊🏻E N U F👊🏻

@notfunky9931

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe

danny: imagine if i had thirty of these me: he didn’t...he didn’t...he wouldn’t have danny: i bought thirty of these

@nadiahnad787

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha omg i have the same thought😂

@ambersomething1693

3 жыл бұрын

I knew as soon as he said that specific number, he mass ordered them 😂

@prohipitied

3 жыл бұрын

700th like

@scottstroh2564

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I read the comment section too early

@scottstroh2564

3 жыл бұрын

Spoiled it for myself

as a basketball player who has, on multiple occasions, fallen suddenly while dribbling, yes balance is key

The thing is- the bracelets do help your balance, strength, etc, but not for the reason you think. They are basically better looking anti-morning sickness bracelets. What these do is since they are tight on your wrist and they press on where your veins are, you are just generally more tensed up and aware of what's around you because of the mild discomfort it causes.

@puppupya

2 ай бұрын

those bracelets were not tight at all. lol

@mrtophat12

2 ай бұрын

No. Also, those bracelets work off placebo as well.

@MashaRistova

Ай бұрын

That’s absolutely not what they do or how they work. That’s complete pseudoscience BS

the government is gonna be super confused when danny writes off 30 wristbands as a work expense

@gracebear4417

3 жыл бұрын

here have a reply

@aliceiscalling

3 жыл бұрын

Like how Ethan Nestor had to write off hundreds of dollars of "adult toys" as video props

@cammie2489

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliceiscalling unus annus unus annus unus annus

@RedFierceWings

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Eef trying to write off $200 of onions as "props" for the cutting onions vid too lmao

@linneascameraroll

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliceiscalling ethan and danny literally have the same voice

i do cheerleading and a girl on my team has one of these... let's just say it doesn't work AT ALL

@jagerbaby8628

3 жыл бұрын

Shade.

@monstrosity_01

3 жыл бұрын

"apply water to the burnt areas"

@pricelesspoprocks1412

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine her balance without it tho

@wolvie1618

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, gravity challenged is she

@user-jc4sv9qn4p

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

I know this is an old video now, but actually balance is probably one of the most important aspects/abilities in most sports I’d say. Balance is an underrated skill, it goes hand in hand with agility

In norse mythology, Thor uses bracelets that increases his strenght to be able to lift Mjolnir. Maybe he was using the power balance bracelets

i love how danny’s skits either turn into a romcom or some kind of murder mystery.

@cs7811

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't they the same?

@sapphireclancy851

3 жыл бұрын

That seem to be me

@justapotato6499

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaymansex7145 bruh

@chiakinanami770

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaymansex7145 no ❤️

@Amy-oo7mq

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaymansex7145 you do realize that the election was almost 2 months ago right?

Danny always looks photoshopped into wherever he is

@OGworry

2 жыл бұрын

FR

@Sophie-kk2lx

2 жыл бұрын

Cause it’s drew

@OGworry

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sophie-kk2lx gooden?

@Sophie-kk2lx

2 жыл бұрын

@@OGworry yup

@uglyasswhiteboy5082

2 жыл бұрын

That’s cause drew has to edit the videos of himself to look different

15:28 ........ thats what she said

3:19 i was eating soup when he said that and looked down at my soup with pure horror

"In conclusion... I dunno." *me at the end of every essay in high school*

@Jeanette.P

2 жыл бұрын

18:38

@superemoboi2050

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeanette.P Thank you

@bramvanharen689

Жыл бұрын

@@Jeanette.P thx

@MontCerene

Жыл бұрын

Me everytime I graduate

@Kristianalexis1

7 ай бұрын

Yup 😂

Let’s together scam

@XXX-nw7lf

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHAHA YESSSS

@IMPofTHEGASsTATION

3 жыл бұрын

let's together scam!!!

@abeanwithintentions

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@drawingastickman8122

3 жыл бұрын

Scam everybody just scam

@snunie

3 жыл бұрын

Let's together scam, lets together scam Scam scam everybody just scam JUST SCAM

I'm sick at the moment and I laughed so hard I tasted blood in my mouth. haha

Danny single-handedly keeping Power Balance in business

Danny I would like at least three more subjects to participate in your sample group to ensure an untampered or influenced result. I await the results of your study.

@sneepsnoop8639

3 жыл бұрын

I love finding out that other KZreadrs are truely Greg

@seulement_moi

3 жыл бұрын

If Danny isn’t following the proper scientific method for his experiment, then the results are immediately deemed invalid, and I’d hate for that to happen. We have to keep Bill Nye happy.

@lucyanselm8220

3 жыл бұрын

Bro Curtis and drew neeeeed to do this

@gronklevlonkle1717

3 жыл бұрын

This shit's gotta be peer reviewed

@SyrusRiggs

3 жыл бұрын

Why don't you get at least three more topics to talk about at a time?

What if we thought they were talking about Asia, but "Eastern Philosophies" actually refers to New Jersey

@tsuyuasui2334

3 жыл бұрын

Everything is legal in New Jersey

@skyferrari

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@jadeisjade

3 жыл бұрын

funny

@DriftPiss9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsuyuasui2334 I see, a person of taste

@bzymek7054

3 жыл бұрын

It may be Floridian philisophies, it kinda sounds like something The Florida Man would use.

2:47 HOW DOES HE WINK SO SMOOTHLY HOLY CRAP-

So holo improves balance and strength? No wonder Ben is always nervous when Cristine does a nail art video (every 100 years)

@MashaRistova

Ай бұрын

This comment is so cringey

I'm from East (India) and i can confirm that we learn how to balance better in our schools. It is one of our most sacred philosophies

@samhitasv4067

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that's exactly what we're doing in school rn. I can confirm it

@nghiavan8952

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called *yoga*

@chickenfoot2423

3 жыл бұрын

do you pray to the balance gods? i heard theyre a pillar of east societies

@moonycanwatch

2 жыл бұрын

@@chickenfoot2423 we do. In fact every year we have a balance gods festival where we stand on 1 foot for 24 hours while juggling 6 balls

@randomestchannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonycanwatch when dat man falls off cliff:

The results are in: Danny is better at things after practicing.

@Olivia-zd7dc

3 жыл бұрын

Who would’ve thought?!?

@Everettalla

3 жыл бұрын

Oh... well shit.

@constance1979

3 жыл бұрын

I broke the 666 trend. Your welcome

@viviennemonteith4855

3 жыл бұрын

Kingman Kingboy why??? Why did u send a KZread link to endlessly summer😅

@stevenvoutchkov

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say

12:50 danny nooo, that’s how you break your ankleee

the funny thing is, someone did make a parody video making fun of these bracelets back in the day. He then went on to become the lead singer of twenty one pilots.

Danny should remove the stickers from the bracelets and stick them all over himself to achieve pure and ultimate power

@Queen-ty1xz

3 жыл бұрын

It would be like the movie akira

@Simonporter89

3 жыл бұрын

Bad idea, that's how you create Danny Thanos He'll be driven to genocide by his obsession with keeping things perfectly balanced

@supernaturalisbae7919

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@hoodiegirl7307

3 жыл бұрын

Well he would need to eat atleast 4 dates for full affect

@sunstreak4200

3 жыл бұрын

@@Simonporter89 danos

Ngl Danny looks kinda cute with all that balance he's wearing.

@prstunt7767

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@rachelgolubiewski5580

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't he always XD

@rachelgolubiewski5580

3 жыл бұрын

And the way his hair flops be like ~

@plutonicgnat115cool5

3 жыл бұрын

He got that new balance *drip*

@TulipMawlz

3 жыл бұрын

PFFT

18:32 I ACTUALLY CANNOTI CAN'T BRAETH I WAS LAUGHINGS O HATF MY MANGO FELL OUT OFF MY MOUTH I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYSD

The guy working in the restaurant seems less nervous and more like he is just very engaged with his job, which seems pretty busy at that moment. Restaurant kitchens can be a very high stress environment, but some people feed and thrive off of that energy, he seems like one of those types.

So here’s a funny tidbit: The company said their bracelet is based off of “eastern philosophies”. A common “eastern philosophy” is called the power of attraction. The power of attraction, in essence, means that if you truly believe something will happen, then it will. This company is sort of calling on that particular philosophy to work in making you believe that the bracelet will work. So in other words, *it is based on an eastern philosophy that essentially tricks your mind into believing it will work and thus it does* I rest my case.

@Lucifersfursona

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve only ever heard the law of attraction mentioned in like, The Secret, Ayn Rand libertarian hustle inspiration, like, multilevel marketing shit where it’s used as a way to blame the individual for their inability to survive in a system that has no plans of helping them survive. I apologize if it’s also an actual eastern philosophy, but I have never heard that even one time.

@DieselthePilot

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucifersfursona I’m actually not surprised you haven’t heard it in it’s true sense before, as mainstream media has sort of ruined the real meaning behind it, and turned it into that multilevel marketing stuff you had mentioned. I completely agree with you in that sense, that movies and shows etc have turned it into a very twisted version of what it once was in an attempt to blame that person for a wrongdoing that isn’t even their own. However, I will still stick to my belief in the true meaning of it, because without being corrupted by media, that meaning is still pure.

@shadow_shine3578

2 жыл бұрын

I saw a version called center stones. They were round rocks advertising the same thing.

@matthewmcguire224

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

@bananabot151

2 жыл бұрын

Placebo

Danny with all those wristbands looks like a mid 2000s goth kid

@johnjackson393

3 жыл бұрын

Metalcore boi

@andrearupe8094

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts too 😹😹

@AmirHajri

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes im not liking

@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng

3 жыл бұрын

Scenecore Danny scenecore Danny

@wanny9141

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshroehl6098 why?

17:11 I saw that going a different way

I love how when Danny figured how to balance by turning it horizontally without the bracelet he looked and sounded like a little kid showing their mom how long they can balance on one leg.

Seeing that you actually have 30 of them made me actually cry of laughter

@j1430

3 жыл бұрын

oh it’s you

@M0nkee_mode

3 жыл бұрын

I choked

@PickleFox

3 жыл бұрын

But..... Y?

@whisperwillows

3 жыл бұрын

Leeor😍🥰 The fact that you watch Danny makes me irrationally happy

@michaelmantinaos8330

3 жыл бұрын

Haha me too!

Swear to god Danny, the only thing that reminds me you’re not a literal fourteen-year-old is the fact that you have an actual wife

@crackpotpolitics5986

3 жыл бұрын

He'd look cool in a beard

@silvercrystal2009

3 жыл бұрын

Hey fourteen year olds aren't that dumb!

@SallyB_23

3 жыл бұрын

@@silvercrystal2009 Never said that

@silvercrystal2009

3 жыл бұрын

@@SallyB_23 didn't mean it (just adding onto the joke)

@Darlingbambi.

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true tho

I remember wanting one and my dad said it was the dumbest thing ever 😂😂 "wouldn't need that in the military" and he was rightthat time too ⚰️⚰️

Wait til this guy hears about acupuncture

“17 Mississippi. That’s more twice as many Mississippies.”

@_ryannefrancis_2824

3 жыл бұрын

Thats 7 syllables

@Luna-lq1jn

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine snakes saying Mississippi -.-

@ogkubzscouter743

3 жыл бұрын

Luna “missssssisssssssssssissssssssspissssssssss”

@riley7673

3 жыл бұрын

@@_ryannefrancis_2824 what is?

@uhhStone424

3 жыл бұрын

x2 +1. So close enough

"Imagine if I had 30 of these" Depressed look on Danny's face Me: please no...

@saaya8964

3 жыл бұрын

the universal face of 'my impulse control has failed me'

@spiritedsodamnfaraway

3 жыл бұрын

so much trash:(

@OhNo0o0

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say, "Well I don't". But reality was far more terrifying than fiction.

@franchescapepaj6611

3 жыл бұрын

He’s literally so adorable

I was away from phone when Danny was testing it, and at the exact moment he got on, the video paused and I thought he just had amazing balance

@Fire_Assasinshorts

2 ай бұрын

Same LOL

I live in Mississippi so hearing Danny say it so much feels cool to be acknowledged :D

Balance baby **Kurtis rushes through holding a baby on his finger**

@james9614

3 жыл бұрын

Yasssss

@carolinepage4830

3 жыл бұрын

im dead! that baby must have had some mylar holograms on

@nikkijewel1285

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment.

@ElpSmith

3 жыл бұрын

Whose baby is that?

@tunafish5462

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElpSmith I don't know🤷🏻‍♂️

The quality in that intro is incredible

@eveybearrr

3 жыл бұрын

:0 ur really cool :) omg tysm this is the highest likes I’ve gotten!!! **cries in veemo** TYSM FOR THE LIKESSSSS I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO ONE OF MY FAV KZreadRS AND I GET 20 LIKES TY AAAA

@sebastianearly839

3 жыл бұрын

hi fellow KZreadr I’m subbed too

@hyper.1514

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@gr-4919

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@riskyy2657

3 жыл бұрын

*omg i foundDanny deleted channel, here’s a link to it ->* kzread.info/dash/bejne/qKmu2cOdfJXJgJM.html

17:17 only Danny could be this sick with it

The “seeing stars” thing is just something that happens sometimes. Usually, you’ll see very dark green dots coming in and out of your vision. Also, when he said “I do have more. I have thirty of them.” I felt like he was gonna get cancer

apple: “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN”

@soulnha

3 жыл бұрын

they kinda already did that .

@jaseoliver4025

3 жыл бұрын

Apple Watch is typing.....

@trendaya8016

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/enaj0bGmnru8n7w.html

@044jfindley

3 жыл бұрын

Apple watch upgrade

@firenzeval

3 жыл бұрын

Love your pfp

Danny using two wristbands as earrings made me realize that he’d probably look pretty nice with real dangly earrings

@mundaneal

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Put this man in some gold! Get him a crown! But, yeah, jewelry looks good in so many ways. What's not to love about accessorizing if you can?

@CaitlynHallart

3 жыл бұрын

I read that as "dongly" at first. Very different vibe.

@daisyhudson1708

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinkin

@recon_freak3319

3 жыл бұрын

Daaaaaaam u right

@spacedudejr

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he really has the neck for that

"47 Mississip 28 Mississippi" - Danny 17:57

“And for the last one, you already know where this shits gunna go baby” Me: 👁️👄👁️

shrodingers bracelet: the bracelet is simultaneously working and not working

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

omg 😭

@ravelnavarro9625

3 жыл бұрын

@@srorrim why are you crying

@ninaminette4182

3 жыл бұрын

THIS REMINDS ME OF BIG BANG THEORY 😭😂

@jinx7641

3 жыл бұрын

@@ravelnavarro9625 😭

@dontrunwithscissorsproduct1312

3 жыл бұрын

why does shrodinger have so much stuff

"Based on Eastern philosophies" is just another way of saying "Ancient Chinese Secret".

@pretty948

3 жыл бұрын

So basically it's from china

@loops8274

3 жыл бұрын

Which is another way of saying "something I just made up"

@IceDragon978

3 жыл бұрын

@@loops8274 Yeah, pretty much.

@aribowman

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man, they got it from Maine

@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612

3 жыл бұрын

@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! By the way, you spelt channel wrong Also please stop making these fricking accounts

9:06 Litteraly yesterday I was dribbeling a basketball and all of the sudden I tripped and fell. Even fractured my collar bone and goddamn I can tell you it hurts. I feel personally attacked danny. Guess I do need that power balance bracelet.

I think things like this are so successful bc it manipulates the mind into thinking that those things are real so it applies it to the body. Like hypnosis

i keep forgetting that Danny is actually married because he looks like a teenager

@hedgehoglover9481

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like hes 16-18!!

@thewizardwoo

3 жыл бұрын

Wait *what-*

@thisisntmaddie3025

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewizardwoo yeah he’s like 27 i think

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisisntmaddie3025 wait what i thought he was like 24

@gregitha7120

3 жыл бұрын

@@whytho8856 he’s 26

ah yes, eastern philosophies "this wristband's hologram will provide you with the ultimate balance" - sun tzu, the art of war

@MDLN-sf9fg

3 жыл бұрын

When did technoblade get here

@wesleysmith8950

3 жыл бұрын

"stop misquoting me you fucks" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

@pluto3194

3 жыл бұрын

@@wesleysmith8950 "Yo I never said that" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@elizacomics2329

3 жыл бұрын

Thats techno’s secret, his crown has a mylar hologram

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmmscreaming ☠️

10:25 yeah I think it's based on this: In China, All of the buildings are like shaped and planned to reflect 正能量（不是电）(good energy) and apperently it boosts productivity or smthn so I am pretty sure that they are talking about that

7:48 This is freakishly relatable 😂😂😂

"iRenew" sounds like it's trying to be pun on the word irony, and because of that it sounds like a product that would exist in an episode of Parks and Rec

@DieselthePilot

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a long lost twenty one pilots skit on vine or something

@z0mbimeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@DieselthePilot i was looking for someone saying this pls i had flashbacks

@DieselthePilot

3 жыл бұрын

@@z0mbimeat |-/

@SwizzleDrizzl

3 жыл бұрын

Colette just missed the opportunity for like 100 sales

@jobbytop

3 жыл бұрын

reminds me of an icarly episode where they sponsor a shoe company that makes horrible shoes, so it makes sense becuase it has i in the name and its a hoax

Danny’s 6th grade crush watching this: “wait I had a pencil case like that”

@justbbricks

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@aidan1473

3 жыл бұрын

@@justbbricks if he glad

@charlotte6154

3 жыл бұрын

*y* *e* *s*

@charlotte6154

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidan1473 r/ihadastroke

@carto4028

3 жыл бұрын

Damn you missed out on a hunk of a man 😭

bro this unlocked memories i forgot about, saw the power balance bracelet and had a that’s so raven moment

My freshman year of high school in science we had to get into groups of two and make little buildings out of popsicle sticks that had to be able to stay standing with a simulated earthquake. We even needed to create a name for our fictional construction company. My partner and I named it Power Balance.

Holo has many powers, like: •shiny •rainbow And •bALaNcE

@heirofsugar

3 жыл бұрын

1 missisipi at a time

@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499

3 жыл бұрын

POWAH

@trendaya8016

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/enaj0bGmnru8n7w.html

@beresheethtrack

3 жыл бұрын

*Cristine has entered the chat*

@howardnowes4244

3 жыл бұрын

Cristen the science queen, holo taco b**** and simply nailogical 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

they shouldve advertised that you needed one for each wrist so it “balances’’

@peyton.simpson

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT DID I JUST FIND ON TWITCH LMAO www.twitch.tv/gamegorgelive/clip/CooperativeOnerousSquirrelJebaited

@michaeldusza3929

3 жыл бұрын

naw they'd make a profit smaller by 0.7 cents if they shipped them in pairs

@ilovecairns5181

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Dusza not in pairs??

@ilovecairns5181

3 жыл бұрын

Peyton Simpson g

@8888k

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldusza3929 What?

He should’ve removed them all and tried to beat his high score from when he was wearing the wristbands to see if he really just improved all on his own lol

hey Danny, I’ve had a really rough day and your videos have been a life saver. Thank you 🙏 😊

What danny said about his bicycle modification is actually a true thing in psychology. When a user of a product can recognize distinct sounds it makes, they feel more satisfied with the product and / or think it does a better job. Designers make car doors have a distinct sound when you close them, they tune how loud the engine is for the driver depending on the car, and it even goes as far as vacuum cleaners. Most people opt for loud ones because they feel like it's really doing a good job, but in reality it's just a psychological thing, vacuums can be near completely silent and still have the same power, if not, more.

@shadow_shine3578

2 жыл бұрын

Ok but why with vacuums I hate the loudness. I understand but I hate it.

@cattowrr

2 жыл бұрын

im going fast and you cant say otherwise my pokemon card thats been there for 3 years is tired

@VraerynDaDragon

2 жыл бұрын

My car has an actual sound generator diaphragm attached to the air intake to generate a sound to make the engine sound more "sporty". It's really funny when you think about it.

@emileebaker8520

2 жыл бұрын

For car doors it's a more solid "thump" when it closes. Because our brains are conditioned to see heavy things as more valuable, luxury car manufacturers will add weight to car doors because, even though we now make cars out of much lighter material, we still associate that solid door thump with a quality automobile.

@a1exneedsahamdleplease

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadow_shine3578 same I feel like if vacuum more if not for the loudness😅 other than that though I’m definitely guilty of all the other things mentioned lol

A bracelet that increases your strength is literally a video game item and honestly that would be freakin sick

Real missed opportunity for Greg-themed hologram wrist bracelet merch