I Wasted $1000 On A "Tactical Stroller"
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Imagine seeing a man in a too small camouflage tactical suit violently ramming a stroller into a curb outside walmart
@justaperson4656
Жыл бұрын
So a Tuesday?
@favoritemustard3542
Жыл бұрын
I don't hafta imagine - I just did! ........ohhh you mean in person?
@ivy-lopriore
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@pvic6959
Жыл бұрын
its walmart, thats not the weirdest thing happening there lolol
@nullskey8370
Жыл бұрын
not even that out of place lol
I actually got this stroller as a gift last year, and I genuinely recommend it. A few months ago, I left my baby girl in it for about 10 minutes while I was talking to another parent. When I turned back around, My sweet baby giggled and grinned at me proudly, 3 bodybuilding medals hanging around her swole neck. There was also a cash envelope on her lap. Needless to say, I was quite the proud mama that day. Doctors say her testosterone levels are “alarmingly high” and “more than 40 grown men combined”, and that we “shouldn’t leave the door unlocked at night so she can go to her little competitions and make us money”, but I think they’re just jealous that my baby grows a better, fuller beard than any of them.
@mysterycitrus
Жыл бұрын
can confirm my father used this for me as a child and now i’m the rock
@dimitri7615
Жыл бұрын
I fell into one of these and then was instantly able to deadlift a forklift.
@jeffryejeffrye
Жыл бұрын
@@dimitri7615 Amateur. After being in this stroller, I could deadfork a lift lift. Think before you brag.
@daMEGatron
Жыл бұрын
I love the effort put into this comment 👏🏻
@erika-paigehutch3930
Жыл бұрын
i was ready to ask what rich people you knew who would gift an almost $1000 pram and how i could become friends with these people
Danny felt so weird about buying baby gear without being a father that he decided to start a family. That's the kind of dedication that makes for a good dad
@TrueSpace61
6 ай бұрын
He got it after starting his family.
@Avendesora
6 ай бұрын
@@TrueSpace61 Weird, cuz he said himself that he found out during the filming of this video.
@TrueSpace61
6 ай бұрын
@@Avendesora found out, not decided to.
@Avendesora
6 ай бұрын
@@TrueSpace61 He still didn't get it after starting his family like you originally said lmao. This is a stupid goalpost to change, just take the L.
@TrueSpace61
6 ай бұрын
@Avendesora OK but technically he had already started his family if he found out during the video.
This is cute. He's going to be a good dad. As long as he doesn't drive the stroller like he does in this video.
@cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
Жыл бұрын
I cant stop thinking about Danny pushing his future baby down the street then ramming it into a curb as hard as possible
@QuickIguana
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully he doesn't feel the need to tackle curbs like a linebacker.
@sway1623
Жыл бұрын
@@QuickIguana or else the baby's gonna be shaking around in its seat like an Italian Greyhound the entire time
@insomaniac1796
11 ай бұрын
that baby better be a tactical baby
@cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
11 ай бұрын
@@insomaniac1796 it will be
Oh- I thought it was a stroller FOR men, like Laura would be pushing Danny around in it at the park
@wanderingwildlife6639
Жыл бұрын
With all the things he’s covered on this channel I was also fully expecting that
@Jiyu_Starfam
Жыл бұрын
I also thought that from the title
@harikyoki
Жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly!
@red-pet-dead
Жыл бұрын
Same lol
@ShoeyAmberMain
Жыл бұрын
@@Jiyu_Starfam nice pfp
I notice you used the stroller/baby as a shield. As an actual dad with more experience with these things, I would like to point out another tactical use of a stroller: you can set them rolling as a distraction, allowing you to take out the hostiles while they're busy firing at the baby.
@brittanyshaw3156
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
@shangabazyani1518
Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA IM DYINHGG
@PizzaGeist0
Жыл бұрын
You mean the payload?
@samanthastarr4107
Жыл бұрын
Payload*
@robinattack2559
Жыл бұрын
You could also put a bomb in the stroller as a makeshift grenade
I don't understand how people look back at this video now and say "I knew it!" I have no problem believing Danny would buy and test a tactical stroller just for a vid 😂
@PlayerTenji95
Жыл бұрын
Lol true. The announcement threw me a loop for this exact reason.
@nomoretwitterhandles
Жыл бұрын
They didn't even "know it" though. October babies are conceived in February. This was posted in January. Laura wouldn't have even known if she was pregnant by the time this video was finished 😂
@sunni.potatoes5959
Жыл бұрын
Good point, especially when you consider how much time it would have taken to prepare for the video beforehand. Chances are they had decided they wanted a kid, but Laura wasn't pregnant yet when Danny started this video.
@jenesse1432
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles but they were probably trying to get pregnant. I think he wanted to buy a good stroller and write it off as a business expense 😅. It’s honestly genius
@Demiglitch
Жыл бұрын
Once he fell in love with Chewbacca it was a sure thing. Alternatively, he looked at that price tag and said, well better use it.
yo, this stroller was so good that he decided to have a child just so he can put them in it
@Pastellera2video
Жыл бұрын
Btw we should also respect that Danny should, and probably will keep his babies face off of the Internet!
@killian2365
10 ай бұрын
😂
As someone who has been griping about the pink tax for ages, I'm happy to see the introduction of a game leveling camo tax.
@theonly6blake911
Жыл бұрын
Balance has been restored
@efnfen
Жыл бұрын
finally two genders can be exploited by capitalism instead of just one
@bcc5701
Жыл бұрын
Oh the camo/cayote tax has been HUGE in the firearm/ gear world for awhile. Now that it’s becoming a lifestyle thing it’s just getting worse
@ewyes5935
Жыл бұрын
@@bcc5701 Procreation happens more often than going to war I’d imagine
@saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
Жыл бұрын
@@ewyes5935 in modern day, yeah, but wouldn’t that be a fascinating comparison to put up to question for history to answer? Lol
As a person that was previously a baby, I think this stroller is in fact very tactical .
@placeholderdoe
Жыл бұрын
Yoooo! You were a baby once? Did you get promoted to adult?
@traphimawari7760
Жыл бұрын
tactical in a sense of military-grade, because not all military-grade products are actually made with quality in mind but rather quantity for more soldiers to use, military-grade is just false marketing to make any soldier feel confident that they are carrying something hardcore like the military, the use of the word "tactical" stroller is just marketing to make people think they have something that is bada$$ that the military would use but again like the term military-grade it's not really built with quality in mind nor is it even remotely good compared to what a civilian product could do
@guavapaste
Жыл бұрын
@@placeholderdoe Maybe he was promoted to teenager. Who knows?
@alecmcleod3306
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you recovered 🙏
@FleshWizard69420
Жыл бұрын
The TAS (tactical assault stroller)
Remember guys, if he decides to keep his baby’s face off the internet, we’re going to respect his decision
@bluz1864
Жыл бұрын
I second this. He didn't really even need to annouce anything but I'm glad her did
@Avery_0nline
Жыл бұрын
Also controversial but he doesn't have to name the baby Greg
@ellifsyaa
Жыл бұрын
@@Avery_0nlineOfc he doesn’t! Espically if it’s a girl
@JoeBurrowSucks
Жыл бұрын
Fr, in fact I kinda want him to keep the baby's identity a secret for their own safety
@femboygordonramsey.666
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s probably best for the kid anyway
Danny really bought a $1000 stroller and said "fuck it, might as well get a baby then"
@scifi1443
4 ай бұрын
He had to make it a combo
As a dad with a stroller it is mind boggling that they did a super macho dad stroller without fixing the only problem with normal strollers: the handlebar is to low and short if you're a long person, and you will keep kicking the rear axle if you take long strides.
@alexspeakman761
Жыл бұрын
When Danny was trying to figure out how to collapse the stroller, there was a brief moment of him accidentally making the handlebar longer. Based on other comments I suppose that is actually the only reason to buy this stroller (although I'm sure there are others that have this feature anyways).
@athriftygoddess6501
Жыл бұрын
@@alexspeakman761 yeah I have an UppaBaby and it has this feature too.
@TG22222
Жыл бұрын
Bugaboos have it too
@pomaranczowaszarlotka
Жыл бұрын
I'm only 168cm and I stil sometimes kick the rear axle
@Dirk_Strider
Жыл бұрын
@@alexspeakman761 The top handle does extend, but you'll still be kicking the rear axle if you're tall, just like with shopping carts. It's just a typical stroller with some camo. I'd imagine there's some "jogging strollers" with a better rear design, but if you're tall you still need to take little shuffle steps with this Veer/"Tactical stroller".
So glad they’re making all of this equipment! Thank god men can do things now.
@garbageflipper1635
Жыл бұрын
Tac
@Ertto54
Жыл бұрын
@RedStar 123 you malfunctioned. You said the same thing twice bot.
@justagalwhocomments
Жыл бұрын
Literally so happy Danny gave birth! So proud of him
@agamzxhv11
Жыл бұрын
Bruh 💀
@justagalwhocomments
Жыл бұрын
Sadly these always happen to good comments 😢
Congrats on being a father Danny, I expect more tactical baby gear reviews coming in October
"I feel weird buying a stroller and not being a dad" The universe really went "SAY LESS"
I now genuinely believe if therapy was called "interrogation",these men will actually go fix their trauma
@DeathnoteBB
Жыл бұрын
I mean it does sound cooler
@Groggle7141
Жыл бұрын
What trauma?
@Balotovi
Жыл бұрын
"What? You think I'm not strong enough to resist interrogation?! I'll go and show you what a real man looks like!"
@fridaherbst719
Жыл бұрын
I'm not even kidding, there's psychological research into "strength-based" therapy that apparently is much more appealing to traditionally masculine men (I wrote a research paper about what needs to be changed in therapy marketing to attract young men but I wrote it all through one night so there's just certain flashback sequences I remember). I think you're onto something here.
@jailawright2258
Жыл бұрын
@@Groggle7141 the trauma that some men have
danny accidentally manifesting his own child through this video is so funny to me
@CosmicSheOwl
Жыл бұрын
I bet they’d just found out or had just started trying around when this he posted
@swordinthestone313
Жыл бұрын
I believe this was around the time she got pregnant so I'm sure he already knew ❤
@samaraisnt
Жыл бұрын
@@swordinthestone313 people don't usually know the exact week they get pregnant lol it's after 4-6 weeks unless they were trying.
@justanotheranimeprofilepic
Жыл бұрын
@@samaraisnt well they were probably trying for a baby around this time
@nomoretwitterhandles
Жыл бұрын
@@swordinthestone313 October babies are conceived in February, not mid January. :)
it is no coincidence that 3 months later danny announces that laura is pregnant and due in october, 9 months after this video. laura really saw this man pushing a stroller around like a mad man and went i gotta make this happen for at least 3 or 4 years straight
@nomoretwitterhandles
Жыл бұрын
Yes, nine months *after* this video. October babies are conceived in February. She wouldn't have known if she was pregnant during the filming of this video. It IS just coincidence.
@kommanderwood6778
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles im not saying she would have known she was pregnant in this video... i was saying the baby was conceived during the production of this video haha also no, october babies are conceived in january, source the two of my sisters with october birthdays who were the result of birthday ""celebrations"" (my fathers birthday is in january) his birthday is jan 10th and theirs are oct 8 and oct 15, almost exactly 9 months later!
He can finally ram his son into curbs. ❤ congrats Danny
@ediblelipscrubs9466
5 ай бұрын
😭
Danny is slowly turning into a dad and this proves my point even more. Tucked in shirt into belted jeans? Buying a stroller? Calling himself daddy? I’m convinced he’s a closeted dad.
@screwyourhandle
Жыл бұрын
Daddy Godzales
@t.h496
Жыл бұрын
closeted dad is a crazy term
@sixstringepic7052
Жыл бұрын
Laura definitely got him pregnant and he just hasn't found out yet
@autumn0-032
Жыл бұрын
@@sixstringepic7052 yes
@animaysons728
Жыл бұрын
@@t.h496 fr 😭
I wonder if, since becoming a father, Danny has encountered any situations in which he was ambushed by guerrilla fighter and had to protect his baby with this stroller
@Lillysmith12301
8 күн бұрын
Happens to all parents😔
Idk about it being a tactical stroller or not, but this was certainly a tactical way of hinting at Laura's pregnancy 😂 congratulations!!
I’m in tears that the only “masculine” things Danny can think of are legos and IPA
@mattcottrell3286
Жыл бұрын
And he could barely think of IPA 😂
@mustbetheSUN
Жыл бұрын
How could he forget the dinosaurs
@finx3
Жыл бұрын
@@mustbetheSUN & trucks
@FleshWizard69420
Жыл бұрын
@@finx3 what about the muscles?
@phantomfeather518
Жыл бұрын
Camping maybe?? Hunting? Footbasebasketball?
You know what, if this stuff makes these insecure men more active in their kids lives, then I'm all for it.
@creepersonspeed5490
Жыл бұрын
Their* please, for the love of god
@mollygrace3068
Жыл бұрын
You didn’t need to edit your comment. It was sweet and insightful, and people who correct spelling and grammar on social media are pathetic.
@mlvldrdg1494
Жыл бұрын
@@creepersonspeed5490 God* please, for the love of their
@sheykenasababy
Жыл бұрын
@@mlvldrdg1494 pro gamer move
@jasminv8653
Жыл бұрын
Exactly the comment i wanted to find. Is it miserable that men feel this ashamed of caring for their own children? Yeah. But if this helps them make a normal effort? Sure, go for it dude.
My mom's first reaction to this video is "he's having a child isn't he". She was right 💀
@MollieIsNotOkay
Жыл бұрын
My mom had the same reaction 😭
@cyndrift
Жыл бұрын
parents just know i guess lol
holy shit now that danny has announced laura’s pregnancy, i just realised this video fits the timeline perfectly. they said the baby is due in october which means they would’ve found out laura was pregnant in january. when was this video posted? JANUARY. DANNY FUCKING SOFT LAUNCHED THE PREGNANCY
@nomoretwitterhandles
Жыл бұрын
October babies are conceived in February. Did you forget that October is the 10th month? 😂 She wouldn't have even known the moment she got pregnant. This was pure coincidence.
@sanjanaishas2096
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles pretty sure it would actually have been january, making may the 4th month and october the 9th
@lizasolomonova8867
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles 10-9=1. January. also as an october baby, i feel qualified to say that i’ve been told i was conceived in january
@zora1138
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles Maybe not pure coincidence. They could have been trying for a baby around this time. Also, an October baby could absolutely have been concieved in January.
@loki7701
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles umm. Buddy? Let’s assume it will be born october 25th, near the end of the month. (Even though they said they were due for early I believe). That’s most likely January 31st.
On a real note, the “baby” falling through into the bottom basket is a HUGE safety risk and lawsuit waiting to happen
@Sours56
Жыл бұрын
This. And I've not run with many strollers in my life, but if the tripping hazard isn't just Danny I could see some real trouble happening. Imagine trying to jog with your baby, or trying to run from a dangerous situation, and you wind up going head-over-heels-over-baby
@ciciamanda.
Жыл бұрын
yeah i dont think only having a bar to keep baby in place in a sitting stroller is a good idea, it might work for a toddler but for a wee baby you should be able to clip it in like in a car seat
@IHadSoManyIngots
Жыл бұрын
@@ciciamanda. There was a proper seatbelt though, it just probably wasn't made for the baby Chewbacca + dumbbell + gun baby that Danny had.
@Gayfella
Жыл бұрын
At least they put the baby catcher
@ciciamanda.
Жыл бұрын
@@IHadSoManyIngots oh i didnt see that. Well they still shoulve kept the chewbacca+dumbbel+gun babies in mind, theyre kids too you know
Finally, the perfect device for you to carry Kurtis around
@Master_Conner
Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@redruby111
Жыл бұрын
💀
@AndiDag
Жыл бұрын
Real
@TheSingingZucchini
Жыл бұрын
💀💅
@E440RSHasNoLife
Жыл бұрын
Make this a top comment now
After Danny's announcement on Instagram, he can actually use this tactical stroller for his baby 🥺
@LuckyGhoul
Жыл бұрын
He’d better 😂
@beepbop1762
Жыл бұрын
It's 1k dollars, i dont think he'd have much of a choice at this point 😭
now we know why he "wasted" money on a stroller. congrats laura and danny!
I choose to believe that Danny has enough of a reputation that when locals see a man pushing a stroller in circles while wearing camo in a parking lot they just know “oh, hey, that’s Danny”.
@AaronHendu
Жыл бұрын
Or they think it is just some new age soy military training cause men arent allowed to be men anymore.
@sadie_puglover888
Жыл бұрын
@RedStar 123 you commented twice, get outa here ya bot 😂😂
@hannahmariecox2002
Жыл бұрын
“There’s a strange guy over there throwing a baby doll into a tree” “oh yeah that’s just Danny, don’t worry about him”
@KiloOne
Жыл бұрын
I’m from Chicago too, I can tell you oddballs and weird people are nothing out of the ordinary here
@donovanfaust3227
Жыл бұрын
@@KiloOne literally anywhere and everywhere there are people like that.
you know, danny’s “stop trying to give birth at disney land” video was posted about 9 months ago. and now he’s looking at a TACTICAL stroller? one that can tackle curbs like a pro linebacker? who else thinks danny’s trying to give birth in disneyland
@mattcottrell3286
Жыл бұрын
OH SHIT you cracked the secret message!!!!!
@faenene
Жыл бұрын
Critical thinking skills at work here
@ezrahafner579
Жыл бұрын
this is for the veterans to the birthing game mentioned in the disney video LMAO
@samanthageorge6447
Жыл бұрын
YOUR MIND???? I think you’re onto something
@toxxicwvste5942
Жыл бұрын
THIS AGED LIKE FINE WINE
I FUCKING KNEW YOU BOUGHT THE STROLLER FOR A REASON
Danny: “Then again I’ve never been a father” His wife: “Not for long”
So... hear me out. I'm a mom to be who has watched a lot of stroller reviews, and this was a top tier, very informative review.
@chancematters
Жыл бұрын
Have any of the other reviews talked about how the stroller would fare in a combat setting? I think not!
@noctap0d
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂 I hope Danny would review more things 😂
@britanyestrada4151
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing like please try more baby products.
@abby-wf6pl
Жыл бұрын
congrats!
@iiLoodgieter
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations!!
I think the tactical stroller actually worked well in the woods, it detected that it was an archery range and that Danny was wearing camo and made the tactical decision to stop working
@Hannah-ud8yt
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Nerdddestroyer
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@darthszarych5588
Жыл бұрын
Barbecue
@thedeliveryboy1123
Жыл бұрын
sacrificing the baby in the process, which is a tactical decision based on the weight of the situation
@Lenslefteye
11 ай бұрын
@@thedeliveryboy1123 no the baby is also gonna be in full cameo
My boy got gregnant, brought a stroller, got a sponsor, and made profit
can’t wait to see the new little greg being delivered to the drop point in this 😍😍😍
danny saying "im trying to think of the most tactical way to open this box" and immediately pulling out a gun and shooting it killed me 💀💀
@nicolle2126
Жыл бұрын
oh shit you were in the box??
@rnisism
Жыл бұрын
@@nicolle2126 LMAOO
@marioman1242
Жыл бұрын
I think he confused "most tactical way" with "most American way". Honest mistake.
@ahumanwhoplantlove9249
Жыл бұрын
@@nicolle2126 😭lol
@tokitoons1926
Жыл бұрын
@@marioman1242 LMFAO- FR
"Tactical baby gear" was most definitely made by some guy who refers to taking care of his child as "babysitting"
@Mama_Bear524
Жыл бұрын
And as a huge favour to the mom
@Taylor_mamaof2
Жыл бұрын
Idk I don’t think those kind of dads would even care enough in the first place lol.
@rat_grandpa
Жыл бұрын
danny literally read the guys about page.... why needlessly slander strangers. mans just got bad taste is all
@JohnSmith-tg9wc
Жыл бұрын
@@rat_grandpa That could be completely made up though. You've got to be a bit of a wrongun to think of this idea and try and make a business out of it lol
@croissant2882
Жыл бұрын
@@rat_grandpa and just from those few sentences you can tell its actually not the baby stuff that bothers him but associated femininity. "I was surrounded by pink and purple" ye, you have a little girl and most stuff for little girls is pink and purple dude. I wish baby stuff wasn't genderized but it is and it just comes with the territory of having a baby girl. But even something as neutral as rubber ducky on a diaper is too much for our manly man, because anything cute and about babies is feminine for him So the easiest and right conclusion is that he thinks being a parent is a womans work and he feels insecure doing it. Which is fucked up on so many levels, i hope he gets over it before his daughters grow up to find out their dad thinks less of them The stroller he presents is for men, not for babies, which.. the only function of it is that its for the baby A kickass tactical stroller doesnt have to have camo, but it should have something to ensure the toys dont fall off, because children kick them off constantly He didn't even mention anything about toy or food holders. Which are more important and tactical than masculine colors and insecure grown mans ego
Danny: it feels kind of weird to get this stroller without actually having a kid Laura: on it
As a grown man with no kids it was really weird watching another guy with no kids put together a stroller for 20 mins but I had fun
@m0bz0mb39
Жыл бұрын
As a mom though I actually want to buy this😂
@m0bz0mb39
Жыл бұрын
Nvm it's almost $1000💀💀💀
@tester1991
Жыл бұрын
@@m0bz0mb39 but what happens if your baby is in danger from snipers?????? Better safe than sorry
@m0bz0mb39
Жыл бұрын
@@tester1991 *adds to cart*
@aperson3269
Жыл бұрын
@@m0bz0mb39 lol theres a stroller that's a thousand dollars with like no storage space.
Watching this video after their son was born makes it 1000x funnier.
If Danny was trying to convince Laura NOT to have kids, this video probably did the job
@Clyde_ML
Жыл бұрын
@RedStar 123 ...
@megangustafson4829
Жыл бұрын
@RedStar 123 npc
@jessequeen4550
Жыл бұрын
@@megangustafson4829 It's a bot, it's not gonna see your replies
@chongyunmain
Жыл бұрын
@@jessequeen4550 sooo. npc 😭
@naokaderapider4210
Жыл бұрын
@@jessequeen4550 So its an actual npc
I was going to abandon my family because everything was way too girly but this product made me want to be part of my daughter's life
@msd7544
Жыл бұрын
I used to have to duct tape my baby to my AR15 and carry that around. I felt like a fraud, though, because everyone who looked closely could see that the gun was unusable. But with this stroller, I will FINALLY be able to push my baby around AND use my gun at the same time! This is going to change everything for me!
@perplexed1783
Жыл бұрын
So this is why my dad left me, I should probably send a link to this product so he can come back
@sourgreendolly7685
Жыл бұрын
Ahh so that's why my dad never loved me!
@Jenn-ie5vf
Жыл бұрын
I know right? LOL
@goldenmimy
Жыл бұрын
@@perplexed1783 damn that's deep but honestly same
8:37 and now he is 🥹
8:30 WE HAD HINTS FROM THE START! But seriously, congrats on the baby Danny!
I honestly think calling therapy interrogation for men would genuinely get us some where
@dannyadams17
Жыл бұрын
tactical interrogation. gotta let them know it’s gonna be military tough
@lacytaylor1501
Жыл бұрын
I can promise you, most men who'd buy this kind of this probably already think of normal therapy as interrogation.
@zeebeeplayz
Жыл бұрын
AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY AT SCHOOL?! *stabs you in the thigh*
@lucarinz4338
Жыл бұрын
And everything is the same as a regular therapy appointment except they're inside of a tank in the middle of a field.
@manboy4720
Жыл бұрын
DO YOU THINK YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH YOUR MOTHER MEANT THAT YOU BECAME AFRAID TO CREATE INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS? THE TRAUMA, TELL US WHAT IT MEANS!
Imagine this is the way Danny is letting us know he’s going to have a child
@amoradevries
Жыл бұрын
thats what i was thinking 🧐🧐
@Itstjmj
Жыл бұрын
Hmmm👀 sus😂😂😂
@jasonspratling
Жыл бұрын
I WAS LIKE IS ANYONE ELSE THINKING HE IS TRYING TO ELUDE US TO SOMETHING HERE😂😂❤
@emilyr8668
Жыл бұрын
i literally thought so
@22shadesofpink7
Жыл бұрын
Nah this was on my bingo card of 2023 soo😎😏
See, the rocking is actually a genius design element: by not being a rigid frame, it reduces the impulse on the baby making it far safer when you slam those curbs like a pro linebacker. Truly, the most tactical of strollers.
Everyone flocking to this video after that post 😂
The fact this is for men with such fragile masculinity, but then Danny bounces on the stroller going, "Daddy, please, it hurts".. thats just great
@itzmimismd
Жыл бұрын
time stamp pls
@alwaysannoyedforever518
Жыл бұрын
Why do y'all say everything is fragile masculinity or toxic masculinity? If a girl wants something to be be pink and girly when it doesn't have to be is that fragile femininity? No it's just making something speak to you and what you like so you enjoy using it more. What is wrong with that?
@majinperez6993
Жыл бұрын
what's fragile masculinity?
@kertelas4272
Жыл бұрын
@@alwaysannoyedforever518 Because it doesn't advertise itself as a "cool camo stroller for people who like camo". It specifically mentions "you don't want to look like your WIFE huuuh looser? You want to look like a manly man and that's why you need camo!".
@perplexed1783
Жыл бұрын
@Majin Perez It's a phrase used for Men who are afraid to do "girly" or feminine things because it makes them think they are weak
i was fully convinced for a few minutes this is going to be the weirdest pregnancy announcement on youtube
@caitlinhayes196
Жыл бұрын
My husband said the same thing lol
@aidennichols6409
Жыл бұрын
I definitely thought that was just going to be the very last part of the video
@Sexykoala24.7
Жыл бұрын
Came to the comments to look for "congratulations" messages 🤣
@SignificantUnicorn
Жыл бұрын
Lol that's what I thought too 🤣
@lilah1410
Жыл бұрын
no me too
rewatching this video knowing that danny and laura are gonna have a baby and I am trying to figure out by his facial expressions if he knew laura was pregnant when recording this, and if he figured out a way to get a stroller as a tax write-off lmao
@averagemars
Жыл бұрын
based on my calculations (and my mom helped a little) he might’ve known at this point. because if he’s due in october then she’s 4 months in, meaning that she was maybe 2 or 3 weeks in. but that is still a little early to tell so i’m really not sure with this one
@Avery_0nline
Жыл бұрын
@@averagemarswell either way they were definitely trying for a baby around this time!
@averagemars
Жыл бұрын
@@Avery_0nline HELP ME THE IMPLICATIONS FOR THIS ARE WILD.
@kylekyle4169
Жыл бұрын
@@Avery_0nline yeah they were definitely at least trying. altho I guess it could have been a happy accident ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@kylekyle4169
Жыл бұрын
@@averagemars the implications are actually Extremely normal! idk how old you are but if you're older than like 16 it would be really silly to think that danny and his wife were not doing what husbands and wives do but I guess now you know. some people get really weird whenever someone says "we're trying for a baby" and they make a big deal of it like "ew gross I didn't need to know that!" even though it's like literally the most normal thing in the world and if it didn't happen, you wouldn't be here.
Iconic soft launch
@cadietuc
Жыл бұрын
good comment i enjoyed it
As a baby, I can confirm, this is the most tactical stroller I've ever seen Edit: googoo gaagaa
@necropolistc6357
Жыл бұрын
lol
@Cheshieruu
Жыл бұрын
can confirm, i was the baby's eyes edit: [vision sounds]
@pal_mac_
Жыл бұрын
this fits under amy’s comment so well
@CleverUsername69420
Жыл бұрын
As a tactical stroller, I can confirm you are a baby
@nicolemartinez4107
Жыл бұрын
As the concept of tactics, I can confirm it is the most stroller I’ve ever seen.
Will Danny ever stop finding absurd tactical products? We may never know
@justagalwhocomments
Жыл бұрын
He clearly never well, especially now since he has a child: Kurtis Gooden
@zwodder_
Жыл бұрын
@@redstar1239no he didn’t stop saying that on every top comment
@user-zh4vo1kw1z
Жыл бұрын
As long as tacticool remains a thing overcompensating insecure men buy, no.
@MongooseJeffOfficial
Жыл бұрын
Yes. Once the series decreases in viewership
@violentvixen592
Жыл бұрын
I certainly hope not. How will I know how to improve my baby warfare?
Holy shit dude, a baby doesn't usually get to be 20lbs until a year old, nevermind 25lbs+chewbaca+gun I guess you gotta account for like 8lbs of tactical gear for the baby tho so it makes sense
foreshadowing
@Imjustthatguyidk
24 күн бұрын
danny is going to war
The visual of Danny bouncing up and down and saying "Daddy, it hurts" is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Thanks for that.
@mfitzburger5137
Жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself.... that, a tub of margarine, and a 5 pack of organic Kolbassa sausages is all I need for a perfect weekend.
@scarthecheetah1958
Жыл бұрын
That scene was quite uh something
@Leig5H0T
Жыл бұрын
@@mfitzburger5137 what the fuck..?
@perplexed1783
Жыл бұрын
Finally Denny and Logan pail's s3x tape leaked
@jominil
Жыл бұрын
When did that happen lol
Danny's paternal outfit being too short is an accidental slay, we need more dad's in crop tops and low rise pants (obviously only in camo or else it would be too girly)
@acashaknowles3778
Жыл бұрын
this is the best comment.
@paperart0
Жыл бұрын
the exposed midriff >>>>
@ShanemanFP
Жыл бұрын
Daddy Gonzalez
@celesteurdal3534
Жыл бұрын
@@ShanemanFP lol my
this was some insane foreshadowing.
i love that their stroller can be written off as a business expense
As a pregnant woman, this isn’t the stroller review my husband and I asked for but it’s the stroller review we needed 😂 ❤
@Oneeyetosee
Жыл бұрын
I hope everything goes well!!!
@majonezowekrolestwo3654
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations 💕 Take care
@jenniferlynn120
Жыл бұрын
Wellll don’t leave us in suspense…. Yay or nay on the tactical stroller as the stroller chosen to stroll (tactically) with your future baby? And what does your husband think??😂😂 Kidding aside (haha ‘kidding’… I’ll see myself out) congrats and best wishes for your new little one 💜
@johnlemon5227
Жыл бұрын
I hope your baby comes out healthy and grow up to be a wonderful person
@froggywithaheart
Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferlynn120 lmao you sound like a fun person to be around 😂💐
I hope Danny knows that if he ever has kids, everyone is definitely going to say it's because he bought this stroller and had to get his money's worth
@elfiqueadaeze1944
Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he already has a kid OTW if he’s getting stroller ads and bought one
@ivy-lopriore
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@clarevike2427
Жыл бұрын
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 that’s exactly what I was thinking
@neahbrown4809
Жыл бұрын
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 i was literally just looking for one comment to say the same thing i was thinking
@ikadean
Жыл бұрын
@@elfiqueadaeze1944 for real when he said he needed to test the stroller I was fully expecting him to be like "surprise! This is our brand new baby"
When this video first came out, i had a FEELING that they were expecting, now that we got the news, i knew i was right 😅
@nomoretwitterhandles
Жыл бұрын
If you actually put numbers in your head, you'd realize that the baby would've been conceived AFTER this video came out...
@loki7701
Жыл бұрын
@@nomoretwitterhandles you’re putting this everywhere but you’re just wrong. Even if the baby was conceived the day this video was posted, it would still be an October baby. There’s still a chance that they knew and used this as a soft launch. I’m not saying that it is, but don’t spout falsehoods as truth.
@the-berries-and-cream-dude
Жыл бұрын
@@loki7701no, Danny said that he and Laura didn’t know at the time. He just bought the stroller for the video. It was weeks later that they found out.
@loki7701
Жыл бұрын
@@the-berries-and-cream-dude he said they found out during production, no? Could be wrong about that cause I may have misheard. I do know now that he had the idea before. The person I was responding to wasn’t even talking about if they knew or not
Just imagine seeing your neighbor in his late 20s, with no children, suddenly running around in a camouflage suit with a camouflage stroller and a baby chewbacca with a gun sitting in it
@sourgreendolly7685
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd probably just assume he's doing it for social media. I've been here too long, anything extra strange can be explained that way 😂
@MasonFromThe6
Жыл бұрын
“Chubaka”
@mirandaroulleau
Жыл бұрын
chubaka
@lenaboyer6981
Жыл бұрын
Honestly if I didn’t already know how to spell Chewbacca I’d probably spell it the way you did too
@tatarashi
Жыл бұрын
“chubaka” sounds like some weeb calling you a ‘baka,’
so this wasn't a waste of money after all...
@fridamrch4759
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@fridamrch4759
Жыл бұрын
I think he knew she was pregnant before this video🤔
@straightjacketshawty2186
Жыл бұрын
@@fridamrch4759yeah based on how she looks probably a few months in so either right after or before this video
@Deathisnice.
Жыл бұрын
@@fridamrch4759no baby due in October
@SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
Жыл бұрын
@@Deathisnice. You know most people find out they're pregnant way before the baby's gonna pop out, right? It's very possible that they already knew back then
This stroller makes so much sense now 😭
I for one support this clear tax deductible purchase. Lets get a tactical crib and a tactical changing table
I’m just sad the “stroller for men”isn’t a stroller that I, a man, can sit in
@GrambertMoore
Жыл бұрын
How is this not pinned?!
@Jeristhecoolest
Жыл бұрын
Haha verified account with 2 comments and 28 likes
@SalemSomniate
Жыл бұрын
This is precisely what I was expecting from the title.
@melbapeach162
Жыл бұрын
False advertising.
@Viscidsquare040
Жыл бұрын
@@melbapeach162 well he changed it now lol
Danny going over the handlebar of a stroller TWICE is confidently the funniest thing I have ever seen
@anna-jk99
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t recover from that lmao
@debbiemohekey1509
Жыл бұрын
@@anna-jk99 Thats because of the stupid rotating wheels on the front-end and hard tyres. My kids used to push each other up and down the football field behind our house with each other in the old pram as fast as they could and never did those wheels spin sideways and anyone go -arse -over kite lol. They weren't designed to. The hard tires will absorb no pressure and tip hitting even the smallest object and I don't want to imagine what it might be like going up a flight of stairs. Slide off each step probably. There are prams and buggies around that are 40-50-60- yrs old and even if they're now used as carts they're still holding up.Thought a man had designed this and it might be built to last---more than 5 minutes. I'm disappointed.
@SaintShion
Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at "OW MY BUTT!"
@SeanFerree
Жыл бұрын
Same lol
@bugenjoyer7878
Жыл бұрын
literally hed to pause the video to regain my composure
The foreshadowing was epic
I KNEW IT, WHEN THIS VIDEO CAME OUT I REMEMBERED THAT YOU HAD SAID YOU WANTED KIDS BEFORE AND I JUST HAD THIS GUT FEELING!!!
Father of two here. My wife and I bought a stroller that has three seat options--one of which is the car seat you can take out of the car and put into the stroller. The other two being a carrier that converts from a bassinet and a toddler seat. It also has a cupholder. Paid $200 for that and it's been going strong for 3 years
@v.xien.
Жыл бұрын
But does it have rubber duckies on it?
@andrewgarfieldswife8734
Жыл бұрын
If it doesn’t have camo on it you are not a true man.
@Edwardthe5th
Жыл бұрын
My second baby is on the way and I'd love to know which stroller you bought because it sounds like exactly what we need! 🙏🏾
@denissebarba3054
Жыл бұрын
Is it tactical tho?
@parkerfinch7216
Жыл бұрын
Only one cup holder? Pathetic.
After Danny announcing that he'll become a dad, this video suddenly starts to make sense
@cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@sway1623
Жыл бұрын
WHEN DID HE ANNOUNCE THIS??
@lilaselden4897
Жыл бұрын
I did the math, she’s been pregnant for 3 months, this video came out three months ago-
@fridamrch4759
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@cockroacheatingakrabbypatt994
Жыл бұрын
@@lilaselden4897 the baby is due in October so she’s around 4 months
Not so useless now, October baby Greg C:
Really happy rewatching this vid knowing Danny is a dad
Watching a grown man without kids review a thousand dollar stroller is the type of dedication to tactical gear that would bring a tear to the eye of even the Beav-iest of Beavs out there. Congrats, Danny, you are clearly a camo man now.
@trapouthendrix1087
Жыл бұрын
reply
@_alauda_
Жыл бұрын
Who knows maybe they have a baby on the way 👀🫃🏻
@kysxami5328
Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
the male ego is vastly more fragile than anything you could put in a stroller
@paperart0
Жыл бұрын
crying
@deadbunnys
Жыл бұрын
lmao fr
@GSP96
Жыл бұрын
fax
@simplykathrynrebeca
Жыл бұрын
the is so sad but so true 💀
@halatiny6537
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
"im not a dad" that aged well
Man this hits different now, danny gonna be a daddy
Baby chewbaka ending up in the bottom thing of the stroller is just another tactical safety precaution for situations where it has to hide from the enemy.
@v.xien.
Жыл бұрын
It might be a major safety hazard but hey, you gotta keep the enemy guessing. Never let them know your next move
@bagelbra1n
Жыл бұрын
@@v.xien. I don't think it would happen with an actual baby, after all that doll is not shaped like a real baby so.
@v.xien.
Жыл бұрын
@@bagelbra1n yeah it was a joke bagel brain
@raisya495
Жыл бұрын
@@bagelbra1n yea it's a joke ya lil weasel butt
@tryyoncemore383
Жыл бұрын
It's a feature, not a glitch 😂
The therapy for men = interrogation joke had me laughing out loud 😭🤣
@torinmalwak6380
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd pay for that service.
@ShittyShittyGameGang
Жыл бұрын
I think he's onto something though.
@lydiamvaughan
Жыл бұрын
Why can I actually see someone paying for that
@DustinHasVideos
Жыл бұрын
Betterhelp has ads aimed at men. Not that extreme, but not that far off
@Random-sk6hm
Жыл бұрын
The fact that so many men would actually use it, especially the middle aged dads
When this vid first came out I thought, what if this is a subtle announcement that Danny’s gonna be a dad. Then I thought that would be a terrible was to announce it Danny this was a terrible way to announce it
So weird rewatching this video now that Danny is a father.
Walking into an archery range wearing camo was brave. Thank you for your service Capt Dan that was truly selfless 🇺🇸🦅
@Anne-yd9cm
Жыл бұрын
And it was hilarious 😂
@xxstellastarlightxx9284
Жыл бұрын
One of the best parts of the video tho tbh lmao
@1C55C
Жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍
@nicksloan8616
Жыл бұрын
yeah, but like, do not do that. Super cool way to get yourself hurt.
@rockyrocker23
Жыл бұрын
hunter sees baby stroller moving through forest by itself..... shoots it
This feels exactly like the type of product an Army vet with a "rules for dating my daughter" shirt would buy
@drunkhyena
Жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Bennet definitely has a dad like this
@ddjsoyenby
Жыл бұрын
or one of those weird guys who screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE A DOBERMAN AND LET YOUR WIFE DO THINGS THAT'S NO REAL MAN THAT'S NO ALPHA! :O" on twitter would buy and show everyone.
@maximumdinosaur
Жыл бұрын
@RedStar 123 dude stop LMAO spam lying isn't going to make anyone want to watch your videos
@negligible_reality
Жыл бұрын
yeah
The pre-pregnancy announcement announcement
Danny's actually about to be rollin his baby over curbs now😭😭😭😭😭😭
Honestly, the number 1 rule in being a great tactical parent is being prepared, so, getting all the best tactical parent gear BEFORE the baby is even here shows how amazing of a tactical dad Danny is going to be. So proud! 👏🏾
@aquaticgrass2615
Жыл бұрын
He hasn’t even conceived the thing 😭
@msd7544
Жыл бұрын
Now all that’s left to do is pre-register that baby in a good baby fight club. The best baby fight clubs have ridiculously long waiting lists, so you want to get on them really early.
@trashbaby9000
Жыл бұрын
Tactical daddy danny
@dylanrodrigues
Жыл бұрын
@@aquaticgrass2615 well…
I feel like baby products for 'men' forget one of the key ideas for baby gear. It's all gotta look soft and comforting. That's mainly why baby stuff is usually in pastels, or very cutesy or ' feminine'; it's to invoke a softness and form of comfort for babies. Like baby items are usually not always for their advantages but also for comforting a child through eye stimulation.
@star2705
Жыл бұрын
I have read that babies love high contrast, though. Like, the black isn't necessarily bad. I'm pretty sure pastel yellow is known for making babies cry, so maybe this is, in a weird way, more baby friendly lol
@lred1383
Жыл бұрын
@@star2705 liking high contrast is just human nature i guess. Bright red/blue lines on black will never not look sick af
@LKing-ue2jl
Жыл бұрын
I don't think babies necessarily like those colors more
@tensugarcubes
Жыл бұрын
@@LKing-ue2jl maybe but we do asaociate babies with softness and gentleness and we associate those traits with pastels
@WaitinInAmber
Жыл бұрын
@@star2705 so it’s not so much that babies LOVE high contrast it’s just that babies can actually SEE high contrast better. The younger the baby the less developed their vision is so everything is super blurry for them. Obviously, high contrast with bold patterns is something they can actually LOOK at. That said, I never understood why we go with pastels for like, baby bags and stuff. Babies are messy AF and pastels so stains so easily.
Laura only got pregnant for the final testing phase
rewatching after the pregnancy announcement and omg…. THE SIGNS WERE THERE!!!!!!!
Imagine Danny’s son discovering his dads old videos and seeing an entire video where he spends $1000 on the stroller you grew up with
@leisewri
Жыл бұрын
and then proceeds to destroy it
@teep3639
Жыл бұрын
Or daughter, haha
@OurCumrade
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@julesq2554
Жыл бұрын
imagine it's not even the stroller he ends up using
This is so funny. I was in a military friends group of sorts, where most of the mom's were stay at home while their husbands worked on base, and moat of the dads that had little girls loved drawing unicorns with them or letting their daughters do their hair and put pink bows on them and they would dance around and have little tea parties...most of them had seen war and killed enemies...not sure about these men who need to protect their masculinity
@dariacampbell5956
Жыл бұрын
That's what I call men
@screechingweasel34
Жыл бұрын
Chads in their truest form, in the best way 😌
@camelliatea6319
Жыл бұрын
True sigma moment
@sparks6177
Жыл бұрын
I’d say most men don’t have an issue with normal baby gear, I’m pretty sure it’s just over the top absurdist marketing to get a chuckle and garner clicks. Plus camo looks cool and distinctive so there’s that
@mferreiraluiza
Жыл бұрын
as Danny's video made my day, this comment made 1+ my day
Danny, not to diss your other videos but you have to know that the flash cards joke absolutely slays me literally EVERY SINFLE TIME
I can’t believe laura is actually pregnant now! Congratulations both of you xxx
“One of them is wearing the wrong thing for wherever they’re going” is a hysterical line
@negligible_reality
Жыл бұрын
@@weirdyoutubechannels no thnx m8, i only drink water