Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious

@melody3741

Жыл бұрын

They are young shoppers. Being in there in the metaverse makes them shoppers, and they are young. They arent implying they are going to be forced to grow up to shop at walmart

@yeethittter1285

Жыл бұрын

@@melody3741 Just refer to children as children??????? It does imply Walmart only sees children as more potential customers To profit off of

@melody3741

Жыл бұрын

I need to admit that the context here completely changes this and this is terrifying

@TheOGJeff

Жыл бұрын

@@melody3741 Children in a VR Walmart does not make them young shoppers...

@skewerzz

Жыл бұрын

Future consumers

Calling kids "young consumers" is what I expect the big bad robot from a science fiction book to call kids

@greenalien5509

9 ай бұрын

Nah, it would just call them biofuel...

@UnusualSandvichTF2

8 ай бұрын

@@greenalien5509Man I’m dead 💀

@zendpixie

6 ай бұрын

lego movie type beat

@poorlymadeproduction

5 ай бұрын

that pfp is cute, sauce plox

@buggibii

3 ай бұрын

toontown villain esque

as a Walmart employee, the amount of times I heard Noah schnapp advertising this game on the Walmart radio was insane

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

For some reason when I read this like there was only *the* Walmart radio. Like it was an entity within itself that Walmart worships

@cloudylemon2975

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe ALL HAIL THE GREAT WALMART RADIO!

@emilyb.8219

11 ай бұрын

As a former employee, I thank God every day I no longer have to hear walmart radio. Literally made me viscerally angry hearing the same like 15 songs every day for months and months

@dumbmints

10 ай бұрын

GIVE ME BACK THE SKITTLES

@kinseylise8595

9 ай бұрын

@@emilyb.8219 I feel this way about Sirius XM Christmas and 60s at 6. Lollipop and Africa every fucking day through the year, then a thousand versions of the same six songs all from Thanksgiving to New Years. I loved the store I worked in but I'll never understand why Dancing in the Moonlight came on once a week while the shitty songs played at least once a day...

Imagine your mom telling you she’s going to Walmart and then she just stands in the living room with a vr headset on, moving her hands as if she’s grabbing items and placing them in her cart.

@thicclizziemcguire

2 ай бұрын

This took me out hahahahah

@coroner2141

Ай бұрын

sounds like a concept on f95z

"We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.

@dilf_sickhx

Жыл бұрын

BROOO😭😭

@dudeoninternetiguess

Жыл бұрын

“After consulting thoroughly with your smart fridge, we have determined you are unfortunately ugly.”

@nordicwhispers

10 ай бұрын

my family’s smart fridge has a tablet on it and it listens into our conversations, and will literally randomly respond to us talking-

@user-ts2og7lc1z

10 ай бұрын

This makes me not want a smart fridge.

@AKindOfDog

Ай бұрын

​@@nordicwhispers that's terrifying wtf

danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them

@jaydenpierre4611

Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad somebody finally noticed the hair

@waterbottle9034

Жыл бұрын

certified r/oddlyspecific moment

@AestheticYellow

Жыл бұрын

As a military child I can confirm that he has the military dad haircut

@hurricanechase13948

Жыл бұрын

@@jaydenpierre4611 cause he made a video about it

@bubaaaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

That sounds so sad for the dad

Seeing Danny Gonzalez investigate Roblox is like seeing a wounded deer investigate a theme park. No matter what you happens you know he’s going to get hurt

@Wxczut

10 ай бұрын

is this meant to be a reference to his video about the stanley hotel and what he describes shane dawson as

@zoewoey

6 ай бұрын

@@WxczutTHAGS WHAG I WAS THINKINHW

@Annathebelle123

4 ай бұрын

this a reference to the stanely hotel video?

@chameleon3465

4 ай бұрын

@@Annathebelle123 yes

@adzdrawss

Ай бұрын

i’m watching it right now. i don’t think i’ve ever noticed this part of the video, idk why, but I just don’t remember it. But anyway, my siblings and I play roblox a lot and i really wish i could teach him how to play, because it’s so funny just watching him struggle. i want to help him 😭

The Walmart VR shopping experience very closely resembles a reoccurring nightmare I would have as a child of going shopping with my mom in a grocery store floating in nothingness with a vampire sales associate chasing us

@crimsonstrykr

8 ай бұрын

You had some weird freaking nightmares dude - my most frequent nightmare involved a T Rex chasing me on my way to school!

@Liizzzz903

18 күн бұрын

My nightmare was getting consumed by a wall of flame in a fifth grade classroom ❤

@screamingbegins4688

16 күн бұрын

yeah, my reoccuring nightmare from when i was very young was that i was in a liminal space city and that the floor would be filled with shapes that it would hurt if i stepped on them, they would sink into the ground and i would run through the street and then they would appear and id be stuck

"you already have a full gallon of milk put the milk back!!" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MILK I DRINK

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

They will!

@gldukskauuddoowdjxiak

Жыл бұрын

*the smartfridge… it knows.*

@cq.cumber_offishial

Жыл бұрын

theyre in cahoots with the chip surgically implanted into your body at birth and now they know everything about you and your diet

@romulusnuma116

Жыл бұрын

Your fridge has betrayed you they already know

@jasperjazzie

Жыл бұрын

your fridge told them your average milk consumption rate

The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.

@VetoBlazer

Жыл бұрын

Its most likley a grown man trying to catfish children...

@thatdemoninthecar

Жыл бұрын

@@VetoBlazer how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

@tester1991

Жыл бұрын

@@thatdemoninthecar it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions

@thatdemoninthecar

Жыл бұрын

@@tester1991 What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.

@shaleamontanez4591

Жыл бұрын

@@tester1991 idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo

Danny and his wife are gonna have a young shopper of their own soon. Congrats 🎉

his imitation of the hands being terrified made me laugh so hard for no reason

speaking of dystopian walmarts: all 3 of the walmarts in my town replaced ALL of their cashiers with self-checkout lines, the employees are literally only there to fulfill online pickup orders and if you try to talk to a single one of them they either look at you like YOU'RE the weird one for asking an employee where the yogurt is OR like they've been a ghost for 500 years and you're the first person who has ever been able to see them

@donovanfaust3227

Жыл бұрын

Kinda why I refuse to use self checkout lines honestly because this is exactly what it's been leading to and I'd rather not contribute to it if i don't have to, it sounds just as off putting as I imagined it.

@GanDtech

Жыл бұрын

I can't remember the last time I used a regular checkout at Walmart/Target all my local stores have been replaced as well. Kinda cool since my anxious ass can just grab some trading cards and not interact with anyone at all, but I'm not down for this or support it. So yeah it's sad.

@viiviviviiv

Жыл бұрын

@@donovanfaust3227 what's the downside of what they just described? cashiering is the worst thing on the entire planet. i'd rather be pulling from shelves. what you should be asking is why wages aren't going up for the workers, and that stagnants with or without self checkouts.

@bakedthepotato5489

Жыл бұрын

Yup. I went to the Hatfield walmart recently and there were 200 foot self checkout lines with all the available employees congregating at the front and talking while chaos insued. I was so mad I just left my cart and walked out the door.

@hf3023

Жыл бұрын

@@viiviviviiv Just means less jobs, companies are all about profit and getting as much labour for as little as they can. I've definitely seen staff counts go down when self checkout is implemented largely

I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.

@jesuisfrancophone

Жыл бұрын

Its not like we have any control over it anyways

@Rerbun

Жыл бұрын

Walmart is following the "We don't understand it, but it could be the inevitable future, so we will mess around with it" policy

@user-vw4xp5nt9f

Жыл бұрын

shareholder stuff? idk man :(

@sarahcahill954

Жыл бұрын

That’s why they’re advertising to children and not normal, sentient adults

@SunlightHugger

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, kinda like living without USB ports... 😔

I worked for Walmart, can confirm that these look JUST like their training videos. They're like from the 90's, super dystopian and depressing. The vibe of this vid is accurate.

Fun fact: Almonds we eat are called Sweet almonds, being a type of almond genetically modified to be edible since normal almonds contain dangerous amounts of Cyanide, while Sweet almonds do not.

@KysEcstacy

Жыл бұрын

A bitter almond does not contain dangerous amounts, while the content is hugher it is not high enough to harm or kill you. You would need about 50 bitter almonds in one sitting to br coose to fatal. Still a small number but nowhere near being too dangerous to eat

@ammitthedevourer7316

10 ай бұрын

Ohhhh that’s why the 10 almonds daily lifehack didn’t work! /j

@natalie20230

28 күн бұрын

@@KysEcstacyI mean yea but if you’re even 1/50th from a fatal dose of something that’s pretty dangerous. Especially considering that a serving of almonds is like half that many

I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly

@taliag09

Жыл бұрын

It's so uncomfortable

@tonyisnotdead

Жыл бұрын

you aren't interacting with the floating woman, you are just listening to what she has to say

@yikes5683

Жыл бұрын

Corporations don't understand that we employees don't want to talk to customers either 😅 Most of us just want to focus and get our shit done and go home without having to stop constantly and help people find stuff

@existential_horror5045

Жыл бұрын

can you imagine having to pick up like.... hemorrhoid cream and just seeing S.A.M.'s face watching you as you use your digital hand to drag it to your cart i know she's not real but i would always feel like i'm being judged

@GuntWastelander

Жыл бұрын

@@yikes5683 They probably are aware of that, they just don’t give a shit about the well being of workers (especially considering they can make more money by screwing us over). Capitalism bad :/

"Refrigerator, Refrigerator" "Yes, Walmart?" "Do you have Milk Jug?" "No, Walmart" "Telling lies?" "No, Walmart" "Open your door" "Ha Ha Ha"

@Nitrolord

Жыл бұрын

Why tf is this not a top comment lmfao

@xiphactinusaudax1045

Жыл бұрын

@@Nitrolord It wasn't early 😔

@sanjanam520

Жыл бұрын

the poor refrigerator has more trauma now

@kabelochoshane6970

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xiphactinusaudax1045

Жыл бұрын

I can hear it in my head. I sang it aloud too. It fits so perfectly

7:25 had me dying laughing with the father staring at the shopping cart going thru the floor lmao

I wanna believe that Netflix was trying to find ways to keep Noah Schnapp busy so he didn't keep talking and were like "Just do this Walmart thing PLEASE"

the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place

@mommakimmins5554

Жыл бұрын

As a former Walmart employee, can confirm

@shouldvesaid13

Жыл бұрын

and nobody left a half empty coffee on the shelves edit: why do people like replies? /genq

@ohherbie

Жыл бұрын

@@shouldvesaid13 and nobody opened somethin to eat it halfway then put it back

@Chew23packetsOfGum

Жыл бұрын

And nobody left an empty bottle of over-the-counter drugs at the back of the shelf

@kayleighmoore6951

Жыл бұрын

and no kids are screaming or crying

i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept

@mooiioo8094

Жыл бұрын

like that one ikea scp

@ally2765

Жыл бұрын

like the walmart fear comic on tumblr

@PineappleLiar

Жыл бұрын

Vr instacart employee horror game.

@shenquanruiwife69

Жыл бұрын

"your Samsung smart fridge told me you already have a decapitated head bleeding out into your food, would you like to put this one back?"

@rattersworld1016

Жыл бұрын

@@shenquanruiwife69 XD YES

''Noah Schnapp is hosting a game in Walmart Land'' is an insane sentence

@TPNsBiggestFan

Ай бұрын

i wish theyd greenscreened him so the background was actually walmart land. not because it would make it better but just because it would look really funny

After watching the video back, I have concluded that Danny gets the coins in walmart land from a badge that he earns from riding the monorail for the first time

With his glasses, long buzzcut, and one color T shirt he looks like every 5 year old I have ever seen. This was probably the point but I’m just impressed that he managed to get it so accurate.

@_koby

Жыл бұрын

bro fr tho

@superxxamadeus4098

Жыл бұрын

Johnny johnny cosplay

@renameagain5808

Жыл бұрын

It looks good tho

@connorbeith3232

Жыл бұрын

True gamer look

@MrFishio

Жыл бұрын

@@superxxamadeus4098 next time on Danny Gonzalez: yes papa cosplay

Young shoppers... the only phrase that could possibly make it more clear how they value people based solely upon how much of which products they buy would be calling them "Undeveloped Consumers" or some shit

@The_Game_Theorists__

Жыл бұрын

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@veemantis1975

Жыл бұрын

Not even mentioning that a lot of stores at least in the states have tiny, child-sized shopping carts with plastic banners that say "customer in training". That should have been the red flag that got legislation on top of this but we all know the gov mostly serves corporations rather than citizens.

@ericnobbs1754

Жыл бұрын

😆"Undeveloped Consumers"... You are a marketing GENIUS!

@overbeb

Жыл бұрын

That's how retail and marketing works. They put people into demographic groups and market/sell to those groups. The cold and calculating logic of extracting profit.

@calebfuller4713

Жыл бұрын

"Future Income Targets"

17:53 thats.... literally the easiest obby ive ever seen

I keep expecting the metaverse experience at the beginning to turn into a horror game and it just remains a serious corporate dystopia. Which is even scarier.

Danny playing roblox is like my grandpa googling "google" each time he wants to search something

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

If there’s no search results, it ain’t Google! /s

@noahkarpinski1824

Жыл бұрын

@Enthusiastic Aizawa back in my day you had to type out the full URL, one letter at a time Kids today don't know how easy they have it

@mammoneymelon

Жыл бұрын

i used to know kids in school who did that 😭 i had to try so hard not to make fun of them lol

@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-

Жыл бұрын

@@mammoneymelon why is it hard for you to not make fun of people 💀🙏????

@erina8295

Жыл бұрын

@@mammoneymelon making fun of someone for that is crazy

Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.

@haphuongnguyen3358

Жыл бұрын

We all know you beat up the pink fridge from Billion Surprise Toys in the back of an alley. Return the monstrocity to its next of kin please.

@picklekorn755

Жыл бұрын

it reminds me of drew and his sleep pod ngl

@CraftingGummi

Жыл бұрын

It inspires hatred

@ghanoushba5366

Жыл бұрын

I don't get why people would care if you fridge knows what you have in stock. It actually sounds like one of the only decent uses for smart appliances.

@Lazerbear1985

Жыл бұрын

Say it.

I was helping my sister study for her anthropology test (on monkeys and evolution etc.) and she mentioned bonobos (the monkeys)-so of course I immediately thought of *bonobos sweater blue* and it’s been stuck in my head ever since The only detail on the study guide about bonobos was “they’re always having sex” so do with that what you will

@markfromfacebook

8 ай бұрын

gonna get those bonobos sweater blue balls i suppose

@katharineball585

6 ай бұрын

It's like a friendly social thing for them I think

@Sparc-qe1xp

4 ай бұрын

Bonobos more like BONEbos

@laceyrainbolt5432

2 ай бұрын

fun fact, bonobo behavior is probably very similar to the behavior of our early ancestors! and yes, they have sex all the time with everyone. straight sex, lesbian sex, gay sex (aka “pen1s jousting”). they don’t discriminate!

@AKindOfDog

Ай бұрын

Whenever I hear bonobos, I think of Gamegrumps calling them constant fuck monkeys

Game theory: Walmart made that video feel so dystopian so you'd rather go to a real Walmart instead

When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.

@bakedthepotato5489

Жыл бұрын

Every time I go to Walmart I never get helped properly, if you do get them to help they go away for like a half hour and you're lucky if they ever come back

@necropolistc6357

Жыл бұрын

what employees, when you quit they said F it and went to nothing but self checkouts lol

@trikitrikitriki

Жыл бұрын

@@bakedthepotato5489 What kind of help do you ask for? If you're one of those "can you check in the back?" people, I have no sympathy for you.

@bakedthepotato5489

Жыл бұрын

@@trikitrikitriki No I ask basic things. Such as "Can you unlock the SD card rack for me?"

@trikitrikitriki

Жыл бұрын

@@bakedthepotato5489 Oh I might be able to explain that. Obviously this isn't always the case, but this was the case for me. I would often be asked to unlock things by customers even though I didn't have the keys. So I would go look for the person with the keys or look for someone with a walkie talkie who could summon the person with the keys, usually my manager. Because customers usually caught me in the middle of doing something, I would go back to whatever I was doing. I had no way of knowing if the person with the keys ever showed up.

There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times

@plasticshorts6972

Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck

@NorthernGreenEyes

Жыл бұрын

Frfr. I was born in the 80s this shit is wild.

@snavisTM

Жыл бұрын

You were born in 2010 stfu

@rocketpsyence

Жыл бұрын

@@snavisTM What gave you that idea? I was born in the 80s

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

🤷

21:57 my job is terrible but at least it's not recording myself asking netflix trivia questions for a corporate dystopia in a children's video game

13:22 like 1 year ago the death sound i the volume changer sound was Oof, and now roblox changer it to the sound i sometimes Heard in my parents bedroom.

@urdumb007

3 ай бұрын

oh!

Imagine working at Walmart HQ and they show you this horrible dystopian simulation that probably cost millions to make, and your boss is standing there smiling at you waiting for you to be like “I love it! So futuristic! People will shop at Walmart more now!” And you have to decide if it’s worth it to tell the truth

@mateusisanerd

Жыл бұрын

imagine being the poor cashier who's paycheck was funneled into walmart's metaverse

@perplexed1783

Жыл бұрын

Poor employee watched thier salary go down in the drain for this

@kewlman5417

Жыл бұрын

fr

@camelliatea6319

Жыл бұрын

I would start crying

@happyfishgaming69

Жыл бұрын

Why bald?

The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking

@janecampbell4662

Жыл бұрын

At 3:08 for reference

@nignamedmutt7270

Жыл бұрын

You know, if they put some wonky skyrim type physics in, I could totally see this worth st least being a good laugh for a single use. My favorite part in skyrim(and my own perverted fsntasy) is when I jump up on the giant tables, covered in elaborate tableware and food, and just start FLINGING THE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, RIGHT IN NPC'S FACES, LIKE SOME BRAINDEAD CAVEMAN!!!!! I've always fantasized about doing that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and when I'm in walmart I always fantasize about trying to "domino" all the shelves over in the entire store, and I think it would be awesome if the VR could become a fucked up playground to vandalize and act out horrible things inside a fakeWalmart. .

@lauragraceokay

Жыл бұрын

it’s so stupid funny lmfaooo

@f1zz-k1d89

Жыл бұрын

and the zooming noise when the cart goes to the car 😭

@juliamavroidi8601

9 ай бұрын

imagine if you got it delivered and it was just wet pieces of broken glass

Watching this after the noah schnapp controversy hits different

@prestonthebeston1735

8 күн бұрын

Whats the controversy

I would love to have a happy medium between irl Walmart and metaverse Walmart (I want to be alone in a Walmart with a self checkout)

Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart

@vakarebaranauskaite6691

Жыл бұрын

Now lets wait for kurtboy to like straighten his hair or smth

@sonofaspyder3000

Жыл бұрын

@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 NEVER

@Starsim99

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? Drew dyed his hair and then it fell off which is why it’s short here

@jodie6039

Жыл бұрын

@@Starsim99 😂

@cawsomeaolin

Жыл бұрын

@@jodie6039 how is that funny, it’s quite sad actually. how could you make fun of such a real thing (the joke is that danny’s hair fell out and i “believed it”)

I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol

@lacytaylor1501

Жыл бұрын

It's like how mature websites would only put that the ' Are you 18+ ' on the front page as if someone under 18 was just gonna be like ' Oh no of course not I'm sorry I'll leave ' kids are just going to lie if there's no way to prove that they aren't born in 1895 when they try to buy a bottle of vodka or something.

@kestalami

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure theyd ask for pictures of id, but either kids would fake pictures, use their parents id, or just log into the parents account

@thenachothief

Жыл бұрын

yes hello i was born in 1769

@ameliemaynard4217

Жыл бұрын

Well i imagine they'd actually verify it with an ID or credit card they wouldn't just ask

@no_peace

Жыл бұрын

@@ameliemaynard4217 they do. So they're just lying to customers. Again. They also steal tips from delivery drivers

Okay i lowkey wanna play this now. Also danny being so happy about beating a kid in an argument was actually hilarious.

15:05 I killed a man for this monorail ride. But, you know what they say, “THERE’S NO WRONG WAY TO PLAY!”

Danny purposely pissing off someone that’s very likely a kid is way too hilarious 😂

@djentlover

Жыл бұрын

I want more of that 😄

@LavroseRovender

Жыл бұрын

young shopper *

@WretchedRaymond45

Жыл бұрын

@@LavroseRovender or young gamer

@perplexed1783

Жыл бұрын

TRIGGERING a Young shopper!! (GONE WRONG)

@alexistheamazing2796

Жыл бұрын

He’s played the game for like an hour and has already discovered the most fun thing on the app

If you go to Walmart virtually then you'll miss out on that delicious stale cigarette smell as you walk into a real Walmart, and that's really a touch of charm I can't let go of.

@sunsets_and_wine5665

Жыл бұрын

This is one of the best comments I have ever read 😭

@PointsofData

Жыл бұрын

I can't hookup KZread to my VR headset and drown out everyone else around me, how am I suppose to enjoy the experience of going outside?

@Bea-xl9rb

Жыл бұрын

You'll miss out on all the suspicious grey grit/dust on the floor of the craft aisle 😭

@WhitneyDahlin

Жыл бұрын

‼️Don't forget all the colorful locals! It's not a Walmart without a morbidly obese person dressed in comically small clothes while riding the Walmart scooter. Ofc honking wildly at anyone who gets too close.

@bananabot151

Жыл бұрын

Also the smell of McDonald's in the parking lot. Where does it come from? Who knows

I have, embarassingly, played Roblox for the last 9 years and it's always funny to see people try it out for the first time because it unironically is really fucking confusing

That demo might be- and I say this with no exaggeration- the most dystopian thing I have ever seen

Please don’t delete this video because of the Noah controversy it’s one of my favorites

@_tomiichi

4 ай бұрын

i was so excited to watch this video because it’s also one of my favorites but then i remembered noah was in it and now i don’t know how to feel :( still love danny though!

@tsukitanuki101

4 ай бұрын

@@_tomiichi It’s not Danny’s fault don’t say “still love Danny THO” it’s Noah’s fault. I don’t blame Danny if he did delete this vid, someone will reupload it so it’s fine. I just rlly like this one lol

@quickerclowds

4 ай бұрын

@@_tomiichidanny has nothing to do with noah being a zionist 💀 you can't say you don't know how to feel about it just because noah unknowingly appeared in it for about 10 seconds. it's just an innocent danny video tbh even though noah is a shit person

@zoefoley6818

3 ай бұрын

What controversy?

@TPNsBiggestFan

Ай бұрын

@@_tomiichiidk, i still like stranger things as a show even though theres people like noah schnapp involved (and other controversies). ill pirate the 5th season yk, but not this video because its dannys work, its not actuslly centred around noah praise or anything

0:36 “let’s just say, daddy likey” is a horrible quote taken out of context 💀

That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity

@Weshopwizard

Жыл бұрын

Just relax. Everything is fine. No way that this will turn to 💩.

@mastermarkus5307

Жыл бұрын

Blame Ronald Reagan?

@drugsarebad97

Жыл бұрын

Yeah there’s definitely not any laws about that or anything ..

@BIazy

Жыл бұрын

And then when KZread does it, the entire site risks getting shut down.

@adrianc6534

Жыл бұрын

@@mastermarkus5307 everything wrong with this country today started with reagan and nixon.

11:55 as someone who has played roblox for like 8 years its so weird seeing someone not know what an obby is

18:35 i love how the timed chat is just roblox kids bullying danny for being bad at the obby

I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this

@pinkpeppers5580

Жыл бұрын

Like the Ikea SCP

@SanDeygo

Жыл бұрын

@@pinkpeppers5580 thought of exactly this haha😂

@VVesteria

Жыл бұрын

@@pinkpeppers5580 I was about to comment that, you beat me to it. CURSE YOU PINK THE PEPPER

@jyingg6985

Жыл бұрын

Scp 3008

@pinkpeppers5580

Жыл бұрын

@@VVesteria NYEH HEH HEH!!! I HAVE DEFEATED THE ARTIST OF AMATURE!!!

After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl

@finleypedersen2854

Жыл бұрын

fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail

@lindabcarpentersings

Жыл бұрын

@@finleypedersen2854 yeah, like, do they not understand that people don't like being treated like a child lol

@tamtri6218

Жыл бұрын

ok

@bleachedbonez

Жыл бұрын

@@finleypedersen2854 I think it varies from person to person, but generally I've found older people want to be talked to, younger people want to be left alone. But also old people are the first ones to lose their shit if you mess up at all.

@TheeEnglishKnight

Жыл бұрын

@@finleypedersen2854 yeah, i’m english and the fact that workers in america constantly welcome you in, talk to you ,follow you, pack YOUR shopping for you etc is so weird to me?? it might be because english people (probably just europeans in general) are just very closed off, but i would literally never go shopping if any of that happened here lmao, i’m not a 9 year old

"I already feel kind of dystopian going to a regular walmart in the real world" as a walmart cashier this is so real

Watching that dystopian walmart vr clip felt like getting a glimpse into a circle of purgatory. Like if you die at a grocery store, you get sent to this weird walmart limbo and are never allowed to leave, you just have to shop forever while your groceries disappear as you buy them and then you have to get more. So yeah thats gonna haunt my dreams now thanks

@cosmiceclipse3142

Жыл бұрын

Black mirror episode

@sooahnim

Жыл бұрын

Sounds lovely!

@cawtisticoctobear

Жыл бұрын

@@sooahnim naw

@jayc.9968

Жыл бұрын

Added incentive, you have a starving family waiting for you at home-- therefore, you can't just stop shopping or refuse to participate in the endless cycle.

@covereye5731

Жыл бұрын

It would make for a good Backrooms level.

I really hope people start making horror games on this concept. Like it’s the perfect theme for a psychological horror dystopian game.

@blackparademistress1

Жыл бұрын

There’s one that Jacksepticeye played, I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s basically stacking shelves and trying to avoid customers because they stop you finishing your jobs and you get fired if you don’t. They also chase you if you run away and you have to hide in the staff room.

@akitty8481

Жыл бұрын

I remember that one time I went to Walmart with my dad at like 6:30 and as we walked into the store I fully expected to turn around and see just more Walmart behind me.

@rendezvous17.2y

Жыл бұрын

@@blackparademistress1 are u thinking of night of the consumers?

@constipatedfrog5578

Жыл бұрын

well there's actually a game ON roblox called "SCP 3008", and you're in a huge ikea while the employees try to kill you. you can also build a house out of things you find in the store so it's pretty fun

@stmsin

Жыл бұрын

real life is a horror game

9:06 not me wearing Skullcandy headphones rn 💀

That one side of Danny's chair headrest poking out behind him towards the end of the video is consistently hilarious to me and I don't know why.

Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀

@Daniel90skid

Жыл бұрын

In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit

@neon5729

Жыл бұрын

@@Daniel90skid old haircut is better tbh

@Daniel90skid

Жыл бұрын

@@neon5729 alright you're opinion

@Iheartgus

Жыл бұрын

@@Daniel90skid cool👍🏻

@leoooskiii7316

Жыл бұрын

not on your bingo card for 2022?

I was cracking up throughout the fake walkthrough. The cart and tv taking off to their new lives while we are left trapped in Walmart, truly dystopian

@bhernandez903

Жыл бұрын

👆

@ledzeppelinrestores

Жыл бұрын

same bro same

@betoh7140

Жыл бұрын

Also, why did it have instructions in Portuguese

@ledzeppelinrestores

Жыл бұрын

@@betoh7140 IDK maybe because it was introduced in another country first idrk

@betoh7140

Жыл бұрын

@@ledzeppelinrestores Well Walmart doesn’t even exist on Portugal or Angola, is extremely minor in Brazil and Mozambique, and I honestly don’t think they’d release their metaverse on Cape Verde, East Timor or something lol (not downplaying them, just that it’d seem unproductive to me)

22:18 "he didn't even look like a roblox character" idk man he's got a pretty square jaw he's doing his best

@pap-fr

4 ай бұрын

He looks so old it's weird

Walmart thinking that VR shopping would look more like physical shopping instead of something completely different like a digital catalog reminds me of people in the past thinking that “the future of mobility” will be a metal horse pulling a carriage, instead of a “car”.

Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious

@jaehyunluvr2008

Жыл бұрын

right like😭

@TurbopropPuppy

Жыл бұрын

truly he is the platonic ideal of a baconhair

@FuriousSkating

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@froggy5748

Жыл бұрын

I reverted back to when I was a kid playing Roblox and it stressed me out because that obby was so mf easy Edited to change a word because I messed up lol

@shanel4294

Жыл бұрын

This 🤣

I absolutely loved the part where the young shoppers said “It’s young shopp’in time” and then proceeded to viciously young shop all over the floor.

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

Shopping on the floor till four Everybody do the dinosaur

@lizasolomonova8867

Жыл бұрын

@@janeeyre1990 not stoppin till our knees are sore We’re never leaving the store

@achannel467

Жыл бұрын

People sayin shopping is a bore Me and the boys shoppin more and more

@connorbeith3232

Жыл бұрын

Children be shoppin'

@stmsin

Жыл бұрын

this joke stopped being funny like 3 months ago

I will never get over the fact Danny calls himself daddy it’s too funny

Watching Danny fail at one of the most easy obbies is hilarious to me.

Agreed about the hovering assistant. Please just let me roam in the void by myself please and choose my own products. "A family size bag of peanut butter M&Ms? We don't have any record of you having a family." No no no. Danny's face at 6:11 says it all.

@efnfen

Жыл бұрын

"Are you going to eat that? All of it?" "Your smart fridge told us you already had half a pie today. Are you sure you need those M&Ms?"

@kikitv2097

Жыл бұрын

"And you're buying two packs of Mountain Dew? Your fridge didn't alert us that you're having a party anytime soon"

@juliamavroidi8601

Жыл бұрын

Years ago I've talked with a developer working on an IoT project who told me the result of the very first study they did on the subject was that costumers will never accept a product tat feels patronizing. The AI should help them with theur decisions, not make decisions for them. This was in 2014. Weird how that message still hasn't come across.

@julieneff9408

Жыл бұрын

@@juliamavroidi8601 It's full r/boringdystopia out there now.

@cawtisticoctobear

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, shaming people for eating: the vr experience

I always get the names metaverse and omegaverse mixed up. I was genuinely expecting an omegaverse Walmart video.

@delusionalpurple5239

Жыл бұрын

Bro what 😭😭

@Clairelaferret

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reminder that we are not, in fact, in the worst timeline.

@urmylildiscordkitten775

Жыл бұрын

I've never had an original experience

@MollyHJohns

Жыл бұрын

Oml not Walmart poisoning Omegaverse please heck no

@alanerrrofavalor12

Жыл бұрын

@@MollyHJohns exactly my thoughts when I saw it. I was concerned for Danny’s safety when I clicked on the video

I‘m always amazed at how lame and pointless these metaverses are.

this is a very specific reference but danny with the sunglasses and buzzcut looks like the kid that gets hit in the head with a baseball and disappears from that goosebumps episode about a summer camp where they all end up being aliens preparing to travel to earth

@user-vs8eo9nm7w

9 ай бұрын

love how oddly specific this is

@XY3c0c.

9 ай бұрын

​@@user-vs8eo9nm7wsame

Noah is such a good actor, he managed to read lines for Walmartland with a straight face

@hornacle

Жыл бұрын

probably took 19 takes

@jelly_ellipsis

Жыл бұрын

@@hornacle Him and Millie definitely laughed about this a lot lol

@kys767

Жыл бұрын

I am

@cheoa1473

Жыл бұрын

ok

@tri-angel

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao they didn't even bother to put him on a set of anything. The lighting is terrible, he seems completely disaffected, I bet he filmed it on an iphone set up on a tripod

Oh wow! As a British child I can finally experience the American shopping experience! I bet Walmart will 100% be looking like this in real life, how cool!

@akirajaxon4718

Жыл бұрын

As an American kid I can confirm that this is accurate

@millys.

Жыл бұрын

One more win for the non-american children!

@stoptrudeau42

Жыл бұрын

Wait till the virtual predators try to grab your virtual kids.

@dumbspaghetti_

Жыл бұрын

@@stoptrudeau42 That’s been happening since the start of the internet, nothing new there

@kissarococo2459

Жыл бұрын

Will it have The People of Walmart roaming around? It will not be authentic otherwise.

I love how there's not a button or anything at the top to play the Netflix trivia and you have to venture on a quest through Walmart Land instead to find Noah Schnapp and play Netflix trivia with him

“I never want my smart fridge snitching on me to Walmart” -Danny Gonzalez 2023

I actually audibly laughed, out loud, in the young shopper birth scene when it cut to the father staring at his hands as the cart decends into walmart hell.

@Sergio-nb4hj

Жыл бұрын

Seriously I'm crying rn lmaooooo

@perpetualsick

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😭 I was hysterical at that scene and the original hand scene.

@no_peace

Жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@Dr_Sunshine222

Жыл бұрын

“Walmart Hell” LMAO 😭😭

@annie4495

Жыл бұрын

just got u to 666 likes my guy (nobody mess it up)

Danny's chat at 17:25 "that seems like a huge oversight on walmarts part. I'm tanking their stock price for this" is highly good and should be recognized.

@zina2435

Жыл бұрын

thank you

@aru-YT

Жыл бұрын

also the girl at 17:30 that said she tried to dance and it didnt work, thats because the command is /e dance not e/dance , u can dance in walmart land 😭 she lied to danny

@imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs8237

Жыл бұрын

Read my name

@sirsesamesalad

Жыл бұрын

@@aru-YT they would never

@lostripple3707

Жыл бұрын

@@aru-YT no! How dare they :0 /s

8:08 Wait wait... So Walmart and Meta are going to stalk children online, then blimps follow the parents around the store such that their kids complain them into dropping toys into the cart? I really hope they use hydrogen. 😂

Unironically, I would love a vr game that’s feels like shopping in a Walmart. But not like this. I’d like it to just be a replica and you can go through the store and see virtual people and spend not real money to “buy” things. You’re not actually buying things, it’s just a simulation game. I enjoy digging through the 5 dollar dvd bins. But the thing is, it would just be a game, and not an actual replacement. I still like going to the actual store. Being able to hear the sounds, feel the items, smell the Walmart smell. Maybe taste the food they sell in those hot shelf things. I don’t want a shopping replacement, I want a shopping simulator. Maybe a Black Friday event, and you can punch someone over a coffee maker! I think that would be much more fun, and you won’t get in trouble with cops . Maybe multiplayer so you can play with friends. But that’s just my thoughts.

I am at school for Fashion Design, and we all have to take a course where each week we write a short paper about contemporary designers/brands that belong to whatever that week’s topic is. (accessibility, bridal, sustainability, couture, etc.) One week the topic was “Metaverse/NFTs”. Every other sentence of research had me needing a lie-down. To sum up, I was just sitting there when my roommate, also a design major, cried out in grief “GUCCI TOWN?!?” That’s right folks, Walmartland is small pebbles.

@amandaaaa

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO i go to fashion school too and they keep making us talk about the metaverse too it's the worst

@your.gay.cousin

Жыл бұрын

GUCCI TOWN.....I'm praying for you and your roomie

@sha4nvi

Жыл бұрын

@@amandaaaa how do u get into fashion school? i wanna go for fashion journalism and idk where to start 😭 im 16

@themisfitowl2595

Жыл бұрын

That sounds so awful! Ugh. This whole Walmartland thing was just gross to me, and pretending that it's not blatantly advertising to children is just ew.

@protoiboi666

Жыл бұрын

nevermind

Remember when you were a kid staring into a dark closet or room, and you would feel a primal, yet indescribable feeling of discomfort and fear? That's what I feel when watching and learning about Walmart Land.

@kamikeserpentail3778

Жыл бұрын

I just feel like Roblox looks like a poorer version of VRChat. Gives me no discomfort or fear (might want to have that checked out), just apathy.

@Brianna58321

Жыл бұрын

That primal fear is crazy. Had a similar experience recently to the point I had a nightmare about it

3:00 It's a lot easier to compulsively shop when you have a digital Professor Umbridge guilt you into it. If you're anything like me, you'll add a bunch of things to your cart and then CLOSE the window. No more, they say! Let's go shopping!

playing the obby in the background was the best way get me to not skip the ad. good job danny. express vpn give him an award

its so hilarious to me how danny manually searched for the game instead of just searching up the name

@papertowel1484

Жыл бұрын

Djunglskog ❤

@sarahharman9879

Жыл бұрын

@@papertowel1484 so true

@mrtophat12

Жыл бұрын

The Game?

@salem-01

Жыл бұрын

He really hasn’t played roblox before has he

@nouraramadann

Жыл бұрын

@@papertowel1484 isnt thag the ikea bear

That thing about the smartfridge and already having a gallon of milk just absolutely slays me. This is in the _metaverse_ and you're not actually _at_ Walmart, if you're wondering whether you already have milk you can just take the headset off and _look in the fridge yourself_ to find out! Who the hell needs their smart devices to tell them what's going on in their house when they're already _in_ the house? Am I supposed to never take my headset off? Do I just live in the metaverse now and have trusted family members or neighbors feed me the food I order from Walmart while I spend 100% of my time shopping online? Do they really think this meta-Walmart is so goshdamn engaging that I'd rather have a digital assistant log into my fridge to tell me about my milk situation when I could just pause the program and stretch my legs for a minute by going to check? I've heard of a solution in search of a problem before, but this is a new one on me: a non-solution in search of a non-problem.

@GabrielleFct

Жыл бұрын

idk if that was your intent but this made me laugh so hard

@MuchWhittering

Жыл бұрын

If my fridge is truly smart, it'll mind its own business. Unless it wants to get unplugged.

@iniyama

Жыл бұрын

right? a smart fridge or storage would be smart if I was at the store and not sure if I actually have something at home. it makes no sense if I'm at home and just too lazy to look

@CeeGeeFursuits

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if you're somewhere else like an airbnb and you need milk but your roommates have already gotten milk and the metaverse keeps yelling at you that you already have milk

@cheeesesforsure

Жыл бұрын

This probably started as an tiny AR concept that got way too much budget diverted to it, so more and more nonsense got grafted on to make it look less like embezzlement.

Even though this was 1 year ago Absolutely love the haircut looks great

@anielabogusz2719

2 ай бұрын

it's the worst haircut I've ever seen, it's something only a guy called sebastian would have willingly

@Samuel_11210

2 ай бұрын

@@anielabogusz2719ever heard of an opinion?

@Samuel_11210

2 ай бұрын

@@anielabogusz2719and plus it’s his hair your not the reason he buzzed it?

@anielabogusz2719

2 ай бұрын

@@Samuel_11210 yeah and yours is wrong so stop voicing it 👎😹👎

@Samuel_11210

2 ай бұрын

@@anielabogusz2719 thought you ate 😭😭

I know this is like almost a year late, but I REALLY want to see Danny play more Roblox. This gave me joy.

How did they manage to make Walmart feel more hellish than it already is

@SeanFerree

Жыл бұрын

For real!!

@Bea-xl9rb

Жыл бұрын

Walmart lighting always makes me feel like a bug trapped in a ceiling light but this? It's like a dystopian lab where they do cruel genetic experiments on pasta

Danny has his own little shopper on the way 😊

The VR thing kind of sounds fun, but it would be better if it was like Rec Room or something where you could interact with people, and also it would be nice if it was made to simulate a real Walmart, and I would love it if it was like Job Simulator where you could throw things for fun, that way you can do goofy things in a Walmart without actually getting in trouble.

@aleximarie8958

3 ай бұрын

Yesssss, personally I would climbing the shelves lmao

In all the trouble and grief, the walmart metaverse is what i needed

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

its what we all need

@lyriccory198

Жыл бұрын

Hello name twin

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

I understand.

@slowlanegamer

Жыл бұрын

Me too 🥲! Also I imagine after they said to pick up your car and Danny realized that maybe your supposed to be in Walmart for this … I couldn’t help but to picture like a resident evil umbrella type Walmart where there are like hundreds of people with headsets on in a white room and cords going back to the Walmart main frame 🫣(where you can never leave)🤣

@manboy4720

Жыл бұрын

in all the relief and happiness, the walmart metaverse is not what i needed.

I work with the blind and visually impaired and I can see how the “assistant shopper” could be helpful if it identified items, disclosed prices, and provided info on what was included in each aisle. But it doesn’t look like that was their market or considered when they did the creepy commercial 😂

@camelliatea6319

Жыл бұрын

Oh nooooo 😭

@lucisweet4873

Жыл бұрын

It would be helpful irl

@jmvsic

Жыл бұрын

@@JenSell1626 it would be more accessible and useful as some form of AR. This ultimately could allow for anyone with a capable device to get help from the automated employee on a wide range of customer oriented concerns.

@muhammadmustjaab4703

Жыл бұрын

That's the thing with a lot metaverse, and AI technologies - they could very well be suited to address accessibility needs, but you know humanities are irrelevant to STEM after all

@gennaslists

Жыл бұрын

Also, a properly accessible website with audio would solve that problem! without a need for floating Walmart torso lady!

This was the first Danny video I ever watched, and I come back to it every once in a while for some nostalgia.

Danny is that one kid that randomly gets a buzz cut 😂😂😂😂

As a Roblox veteran watching him struggle to figure it out is hilarious

@derangedyarn6544

Жыл бұрын

as a roblox veteran I too am constantly lost and disgusted

@renybird2835

Жыл бұрын

The obby is so simple it makes me want to cry watching him struggle.

@daanhuisman1040

Жыл бұрын

"How do I put on this frickin' dress?! I have a feeling it's in this bag, but there's, like, a list of players in the way, so I can't click on the bag."

@bobaskittles8149

Жыл бұрын

“An Obby? Am I supposed to know what that is?”

@AshaSara

Жыл бұрын

no same it's so funny

The fridge knowing what you have seems like a plot point I'd expect in a murder novel, like the killer has to store the body but needs to find a vintage fridge bc the modern ones will alert the police 😭

@likeapro4242

Жыл бұрын

That sounds like a hilarious dark comedy. Like, a group of people accidentally killed a man. And they have no idea what to do with the body, so it just becomes a similar situation in Weekend At Bernie’s, but it’s the group having to find a “vintage” fridge. At one point, one of the main characters just pretends to be an inspector to check a bunch of people’s fridges, but (because this is a dystopian future) that character has to pretend to be a human AI or smth

@imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs8237

Жыл бұрын

Read my name

@KelseyDrummer

Жыл бұрын

I have a vintage fridge. It has a giant lazy susan instead of fixed shelves. I love it.

@aquasiox4033

Жыл бұрын

this is bloody brilliant and will be going through my head all day i will not be able to sleep until this becomes a thing

@tonypeppermint5329

Жыл бұрын

That would be fun!

I work at WM and I remember having to hear the ads for the roblox game play over the walmart radio station was horrific lmfao. it really feels like a cyberpunk dystopia

As a teenager who’s been playing Roblox since I was 10. This is absurd. Like the way they’re adding toys and trying to get children to join Roblox, like that would’ve been fine in 2016 but now I can’t even disclose my age on Roblox without some dude telling me to lose my virginity and then kill myself. Roblox shouldn’t be for kids anymore and quite honestly I probably should stop playing it myself.

I was in Walmart one time, and I saw Danny. He sprinted toward me and proceeded to crush my trachea and break both of my pinky fingers. I was lying on the ground and he screamed “PUT THE MILK BACK”. It was such a Danny thing to do LOL 😂

@aubreymalone8726

Жыл бұрын

what a goofy guy, he is definitely from ohio

@samm7746

Жыл бұрын

So classic danny

@makemesmile1839

Жыл бұрын

Huh, you know that last part would be great on a shirt 🤔 if only there were niche shirts like that. Why, if we had that; I might buy them for my family and friends!

@izzy8684

Жыл бұрын

@@makemesmile1839 somebody should make a video about that🤔

@callizto1964

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha that’s so danny