the entire "let the thing go" scene is what my parents think therapy is like

@Wetknees

Жыл бұрын

I had a clinical psychologist in an IN PATIENT CHILDRENS psychiatric ward employ this “technique” Except he referred to it as ‘chit’ I hope he had enough time left on earth to experience some horrible painful things.

@dallasthedirtbag

Жыл бұрын

They're right 😮‍💨

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

@@dallasthedirtbag sometimes, but usually it's a lot closer to being given the silent treatment while trying to be vulnerable

@dotdotdot...176

11 ай бұрын

As someone who sees a psychologist I can confirm every appointment is her yelling at me to "LET THE F*CKING THING GO" 😂

@when-do-we-get-a-block-button

10 ай бұрын

​@@dallasthedirtbag okay, dallas.

"technology is moving quicker than our morals can decide what is ethical" you put it into words perfectly

@hanagasume

Жыл бұрын

💯

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

I don’t like that it’s true

@jaggerra7

Жыл бұрын

More like our governments/judicial systems are one or two centuries behind and super happy to stay there while forcefully attempting to pull the rest of us back to the feudal era with them.

@ohtartarsauce6301

Жыл бұрын

Honestly. Using AI to steal and produce work that would otherwise be made by an individual is definitely dystopian. Eventually AI will take more and more of our jobs. Then what?

@stinks7065

Жыл бұрын

@@ohtartarsauce6301 Also one of the really fucked up things is that it's gonna be horrible to try to litigate it cause a lot of these companies are based in the US but a lot of artists aren't. So artists whose work was stolen for this are gonna have a hard time seeking justice if that's something they want to do. Changing copyright laws is also gonna be really complicated. And just the fact that the damage has already been done, idk how you would un-train an AI and I don't think companies would be willing to do it either.

The scene of the snow shovels disappearing, reappearing, and exploding could literally be straight out of some character's hallucinations in Twin Peaks

@lorineforman3748

10 ай бұрын

lol yea

@SatanicPizza-fo2ei

9 ай бұрын

Absolutely true lol

The Home Alone script was an actual horror experimental film 😂

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

i know it was so unsettling

@PalisadePeryton

Жыл бұрын

The snow shovels are a metaphor for the true horror: depression

@chillman3188

Жыл бұрын

Skinamarink if it was good:

@khaliaward1771

11 ай бұрын

it’s like an a24 psychological horror😭

@m1zumisaki

7 ай бұрын

@@chillman3188REAL AS HELL

The Home Alone script won out for me personally. “The snow shovels disappeared, the snow shovels reappeared, the snow shovels EXPLODED.”

@sawyerhumphreys4257

Жыл бұрын

I know I laughed SO HARD at that

@kimberlyalmaraz2565

Жыл бұрын

i was waiting for kurtis to say this that part was soooo funny!!

@mistym1748

Жыл бұрын

David Lynch would be proud

@hotsexyangel

Жыл бұрын

The snow shovels *POUND*

@CalifornianCuttlefish

Жыл бұрын

it's so great

The part where they bullied a kid and absolutely terrified him was the funniest shit ever

@seal3249

Жыл бұрын

Your humor is a bit scary (idk if that was actually funny because I'm halfway through the vid)

@seal3249

Жыл бұрын

ITS FUNNY

@yolod.gachagamer

Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO!

@BaconFTW

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/amiqrraPYKu9eto.html

@shiannafoxx

Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO

i keep thinking about how these are only as funny as they are because kurtis made them so with his acting, line delivery, and editing. the ai generated scripts themselves aren't what's funny, it's the human creativity that went into interpreting them. it's a prime example of why trying to turn to ai over actual artists will fail every time.

“Just let it go” is such a wholesome, loving, amazing, and inspiring quote. Thank you for this, I will use this quote forever.

@georgiedenburrito87

Жыл бұрын

THE SNOW GLOWS WHITE ON THE MOUNTAIN TONIGHT

@chillfricc8524

Жыл бұрын

you’re my new favorite person and reminded me, this is my sign to get a new pair of shoes.

@GOBLIN_CAT

8 ай бұрын

@@georgiedenburrito87 NOT A FOOTPRINT TO BE SEEN

@georgiedenburrito87

8 ай бұрын

@@GOBLIN_CAT A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION

@GOBLIN_CAT

8 ай бұрын

@@georgiedenburrito87 AND IT LOOKS LIKE IM THE QUEEN

Marcus and Willie just tormenting this random child and saying "let it go" over and over is just too funny to me

@hurhurhur123

Жыл бұрын

2 replies above me are spam bots, report them

@armita1501

Жыл бұрын

IT WAS THE BEST

@tyegordon

Жыл бұрын

@whaaa t this is the third time I’ve been linked to those damn potatoes ☠️

@Followthecat893

Жыл бұрын

*L E T I T G O*

@gracerich6854

Жыл бұрын

WHY DID I THINK YOU WERW TALKING ABOUT YOUNG ROYALS WTF

the fact that ai made home alone basically a horror movie shows way more intelligence than i like it having

@laylakindafruity

Жыл бұрын

"haha (we're) in danger"

@allisonche9109

Жыл бұрын

Uuu​@@chad007.

@cornbone

Жыл бұрын

no it just goes to show that it doesn't understand tone. it sees violence in a script and immediately associates it with horror, when the violence is meant to be comedic

@movitz6391

Жыл бұрын

All of them felt like a parody of a French surreal film but this one was extra that

@pinkiebynx6051

Жыл бұрын

the amount of bottery going on here in these replies hurts my brain

Hans’ ‘I’m going through some crazy shit right now’ KILLED me like it really seems like he’s on a comedown 😂

@user-ze1fs5sh1j

Жыл бұрын

I saw a glimmer of sanity and reason in that one brief moment, but then the scene continued and he was definitely still going through some crazy shit

This is officially my favorite video of all time. Scott and Tim playing Laura, and at the end signing the wallet, the shovels disappearing, reappearing, and finally exploding, the ''let the thing go'' part, every scene where Little Johnson appeared, and Karl just saying ''349'', it's just perfect.

them picking up the kid by the neck and telling him to let the thing go, i was crying lmaooo

@YEONJUN_TXT

Жыл бұрын

reading this comment without having started the video yet truly concerns me as to what's coming up

@polimana

Жыл бұрын

the neck of the head

@vimmy

Жыл бұрын

AHAHHAHAHA

@bananahobbit1

Жыл бұрын

Christ I don't even remember when was the last time I laughed this much at a youtube video

@BaconFTW

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/amiqrraPYKu9eto.html

Tim being happy about getting to have Tim for Christmas is the level of self love we should all aspire for tbh

@7siete7

Жыл бұрын

that's gift enough

@erinniccoinn1gh

Жыл бұрын

love this interpretation. i'd read it as two people named tim, like how there's fourteen vanessa hudgens in that one hallmark movie

@MagdaleneDivine

Жыл бұрын

Dude that's deep. And I'm only being half snarky

@hanagasume

Жыл бұрын

Smh

@ellifsyaa

Жыл бұрын

@@erinniccoinn1gh Just a whole list of Tim’s loving each other

the home alone for sure won for me- the kisses unfurling from the backs of their heads, the cut to the microwave for no apparent reason, the snow shovels, the outside scene, all of it. perfectly matches home alone’s chaotic energy

Watching almost a year later and it’s alarming how rapidly AI is evolving. Looking at the images generated in this video compared to images you can generate now, the difference is astonishing

These scripts are like if my dreams were Christmas themed

@Hassiar__

Жыл бұрын

YESSSSSS

@Slinkers.

Жыл бұрын

Shh, the A.I.'s are dreaming... Also, for fun: in my most recent dream I was making biscuits and right before I put them into the oven I noticed a bowl of chocolate chips on the counter, thought about adding them...and then my neighbors started tipping my house over and I couldn't get out because they pushed it into a muddy sinkhole and everything was upside down.

@angelastermer8501

Жыл бұрын

I think we got our answer for “What do movies’ dreams look like?”

@caoimheelise2182

Жыл бұрын

YEAH

@flowlight991

Жыл бұрын

Does AI dream of exploding snow shovels?

These scripts sound exactly like when my toddler tries to tell me about his dreams

@hutki_shira

Жыл бұрын

Have yku ever had a dream when you had you when

@Uuyrijies1123

Жыл бұрын

My toddler. That sounds weird. Did you kidnap a toddler.

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove

Жыл бұрын

@@hutki_shira I have actually

@Letthembelightpeaceonelove

Жыл бұрын

@@Uuyrijies1123 Ok, my son? Does that sound better u weirdo lol

@mei8511

Жыл бұрын

Same, my 4 year old brother sounds like this when he tries to tell me a story he came up with. I just have to nod and smile while pretending that I understood what he said

Laura showing up after Scott and Tim played her was a whole nother ‘say bloodymary in the mirror 3 times and she’ll appear’

this whole thing feels like an average dream of mine. oddly specific, broken into parts, and reaaaaally strange.

"The huge blob of air we SEE in the night stands out admirably, but we don't see it." Poetry

@AwkwarddFoxx

Жыл бұрын

why'd the blob of air look like the appa-shaped cloud from that one episode in atla tho ;-;

Little Johnson saying "he is surrounded by darkness" KILLED ME lmaoooo, and yes the one for bad santa was also my favorite

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO.

@Sanmarachella

Жыл бұрын

me too, I have tears running down my face rn

@big_sea

11 ай бұрын

yes

Hans is speaking for them all. “I’m going through some crazy stuff right now.”

die hard with karl saying 349 with a deep voice killed me idk why but the way kurtis performed it was funny as. and when hans says “i’m going through some crazy stuff right now” omfg again, kurtis’ performance was 🤌

my favorite parts: - the two guys “playing laura” - the movie title “banada bada” - “let it go, you little bastard” - “the two extremely well-dressed, businessmen and lucy johnson” this video was ridiculously funny 😂

@sunflower7874

Жыл бұрын

omg yes

@wanderingaesthetics7849

Жыл бұрын

I was taking a drink and choked trying not to spit coffee all over my phone while laughing at “Banada Bada.”

@tinyblueunicorn7807

Жыл бұрын

"Looking off, stethoscope-like" did it for me. 😂

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

I was laughing so fucking hard in banada bada when they went from bullying the kid to immediately cutting to his house with him standing in the tub omfg ☠️

@coral54hgmb

Жыл бұрын

The “banana Banda” reminded me of the “bababa” from kurtis’ old imagines video

Can this please be a tradition. This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen.

@ellifsyaa

Жыл бұрын

@@OldManYellsAtClouds unrelated but ur user is amazing ❤. I hope the a.i stays this bad/decent

@lydiamvaughan

Жыл бұрын

His first ai video makes me laugh so much everytime I watch it. I would love to see him do more with it

@arima_song

Жыл бұрын

@@OldManYellsAtClouds personally, I really doubt that. Even the best ones are still very bad at writing

@hippyhop33

2 ай бұрын

@@ellifsyaawell have i got news for you 😭

You turned Home Alone and Bad Santa into fucking David Lynch movies, this was hysterical

don’t worry kurtis, you don’t need to see bad santa- your ai script is a pretty authentic recreation of what it’s actually like to watch it

I loved the part of the video where Kurtis Conner said it’s conning time and connered all over the place

@Parasocial9

Жыл бұрын

Let the thing go.

@sneakylilguy

Жыл бұрын

i cant stop laughing 😭

@Sammyyaam

Жыл бұрын

What was the origin of this again? I cant remember.

@captainduckling4726

Жыл бұрын

@@Sammyyaam I believe it was from Morbius!

@Sammyyaam

Жыл бұрын

@@captainduckling4726 oh yeahhhhhh! Thank you!

The lesson of all this is, let the thing go.

@darkarcmiley3388

Жыл бұрын

let the fucking thing GO!

@annajed

Жыл бұрын

LET IT GO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD

@sketchycat-9078

Жыл бұрын

LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!!👹👹👹👹

@Dani-ku9om

Жыл бұрын

LET IT GO YOU LITTLE BASTARD

@randomassjellyfish

Жыл бұрын

LET IT GOOOOO

The die hard script feels like a scrapped Lynch project

16:45 That’s a bright night if I’ve ever seen one!

The repetition of “let the fucking thing go” in Banada Bada was a very powerful motif. Dare I say, an artistic feat. He has to literally let go of the kid’s neck, and metaphorically let go of his moroseness. Truly genius.

These all turned into horror movies and I don't know what that says about AI

@hkazu63

Жыл бұрын

I really need to know what’s up with Kate in Holmes the Homese. Is she possessed? Is it a Home Alone x Paranormal Activity crossover? I’m invested now.

@flclhack

Жыл бұрын

it’s crazy how much they remind me of dreams. makes you wonder if dreams are algorithmic in the same way.

if die hard isn’t a Christmas movie “just bc it takes place during christmas”, then home alone isn’t a christmas movie. plot has nothing to do with christmas, it just takes place during christmas

Movie time stamps: 10:58 Thee The Sainta Canttle 12:59 Hulme The Homese 15:03 Banada Bada 17:44 Hirard Harie The Dachfeei My favorite was probably Hulme The Homese

Something was beautifully surreal about seeing a house interior with a dairy section.

@meg6431

Жыл бұрын

Low-key need one

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

I wish my house had a dairy section

@giannamation

Жыл бұрын

That is definitely something that would happen in a dream

@jessicao-o165

Жыл бұрын

Walk in closet? Get outta here, dairy section is where it's at

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

@@jessicao-o165 walk-in dairy section

Your acting is actually really good, given how bad the script is. Making any of this any kind of coherent is genuinely a talent.

@2DReanimation

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I've never seen any actor pull off that "stethoscope" look as well as Kurtis (17:14).

@sail4170

Жыл бұрын

Well ya he’s ideally an actor n has been for a while

@multiskype

Жыл бұрын

ikr

@mothmoth1591

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY WHST I WAS THINKIHG

@FrankDickerstein

Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go

Seeing Kurtis acting like murdering a child in Banada Bada really made me believe Willie’s clear anger issues. At the end of it I was left with lots of questions about the other characters like any other film would do… I think AI is popping but it’s the acting+editing that makes this have some sort of sense. This was very cool to watch❤

Every time I ask for a story-based prompt--a short story, a play script, anything--the damn thing keeps writing me a happy or heartwarming ending, something with a moral. It's sickening in a way I can't quite place how a horror story titled "Blood Ghost" ends with finger-wagging about how "the little girl never disobeyed her wise grandma again".

the bad Santa one was so surreal and insane I almost peed a little bit from laughing so much

@BaconFTW

Жыл бұрын

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@SkookieCat_Arts

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, 16:09 had my sister and I cackling 😂

@uhzoeyiguess

Жыл бұрын

let the thing go.

@hkazu63

Жыл бұрын

@@uhzoeyiguess LET THE FUCKING THING GO!!

@keeptalkingava

11 ай бұрын

so true!

the home alone one was genuinely terrifying

@eeveeblazelol

Жыл бұрын

the dairy section was truly horrifying

@rebbb13

Жыл бұрын

I checked the comments to sure someone else was thinking this 😂

@poopybuttguy5523

Жыл бұрын

The ending changed me intrinsically

@aquatictrotsky1067

Жыл бұрын

Aunt Leslie: "No, I don't care what Frank did. In this family nobody hits anybody." Frank puts his arm around Kate. _He doesn't think so_ Frank: "No, I have a child at home alone." That's so dark holy shit.

@jooheonshoneybal

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was legit thriller genre hahaha

“Marco’s body sits in his Secretary’s chair, his name is Ralph.” H U H

It's scary how much "better" these AIs have gotten in less than a year since this video came out.

Little Johnson deserves his own spin off series.

@ct2530

Жыл бұрын

He is surrounded by darkness.

@day_trippr4967

Жыл бұрын

@@ct2530 *Top ten most iconic lines in movie history*

@codytoeung5089

Жыл бұрын

A shame Little Johnson actually died in the movie. Maybe a prequel showing why there’s a Big and Little Johnson Yes I am describing real characters in Die Hard

@ryankennedy9703

Жыл бұрын

349

@litz5516

Жыл бұрын

he's the voice of people

I think I need a full 2 hour movie of banada bada that was a masterpiece

@Zeffer32

Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go 😜

@aquatictrotsky1067

Жыл бұрын

The thing that struck me about Banada Bada is that it's actually not *that* far off from what Bad Santa is actually like.

@3starsburningbright

Жыл бұрын

WHO THE FUCK?? TAKES THE SHIT?????

@marnenotmarnie259

Жыл бұрын

seriously. we need to get this man and the robot a budget to make a full version of at least one of these movies

@tayloranne_

Жыл бұрын

I have never seen Bad Santa and now I feel like I never can because it will never live up to Banada Bada

The real question should be why does Santa give naughty kids the most flammable object in the world.

@pap-fr

5 ай бұрын

It's not flammable LMAO

@emilyrln

3 ай бұрын

@@pap-fryeah, I'd be more concerned if he was handing out flame throwers 😂 coal burns, but you've got to light it first, and I vaguely recall a lot of lighter fluid when my family used a charcoal grill.

12:44 this part right here wholesome vibes 😭😭

I hope Kurtis does a horror movie version of this on Halloween

@Ash_Ley1

Жыл бұрын

Or tomorrow

@cobaltbluesky2276

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes

@nominchu

Жыл бұрын

I hope Kurtis does this for any event ever

@rachelg852

Жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

@ellarose7114

Жыл бұрын

YES

I would love to see an "AI writes a Kurtis Connor video" in 2023

@nomisteamboat3264

Жыл бұрын

He actually did that already in his first video ab AI, he trains a bot to write him an episode

@dinospumoni5611

Жыл бұрын

@@nomisteamboat3264 yeah lol was gonna say I swear he already did that

@dariachetan6616

Жыл бұрын

@@nomisteamboat3264 Whats it called?

@nomisteamboat3264

Жыл бұрын

@Daria Chetan its "The Frighting World of AI Generated Content" its kinda long but it's one of my favorites

... Hearing the words "New tool called ChatGPT" is really a reminder of how fast AI has snowballed.

If I remember well in Die Hard when John McClane first saw the big long haired german guy he called him Hulk once or twice, so I guess the AI recognise it, as it's a popular character so wrote it in the script

When Hans said "I'm going through some crazy stuff right now", I felt that

@mammoneymelon

Жыл бұрын

🤝

@riannawalker5904

Жыл бұрын

How I felt watching those movies😭

@Septqmber

Жыл бұрын

I loved the part where he said "It's hansin time" and hansed all over kurtis, truly one of the moments of all time.

@mammoneymelon

Жыл бұрын

@@theclack. it always happens if you're early imo, just report all of em

Kurtis thank you for allowing me to not have to be alone with my thoughts for 25 more minutes 🙏

@DetrimentalSand

Жыл бұрын

@beyondyourimaginationBrett Cooper moment.

@PissWarlock

Жыл бұрын

Me, too, friend; me, too.

@urtecerapaite1659

Жыл бұрын

exactly, thank you for taking care of us, our mayor🙏

@janedoex1398

Жыл бұрын

SAME!

@1llustrousking

Жыл бұрын

This is yo real omg lol me tooo😂

I wish every romantic comedy ended like this Bad Santa. They bang for the first time on the couch. Woman says I'm going to see you again soon, right? Man walking away to leave says oh yeah, I'm gonna send you flowers tomorrow... *expensive* ones. Winks and thumbs up. Credits.

I cant with the "let it go" scene 😭

ai writes movie scripts the way my brain writes dreams

@ddjsoyenby

Жыл бұрын

same........we won't let those damn ais take our job!

@setinsand3792

Жыл бұрын

I thought that said AJ. I was thinking.. who tf is that? 😭

i love how all the characters in the first one seem just as confused about what's going on as we are. its like they're aware nothing makes sense and are desperately trying to communicate

12:20 I'm honestly very curious about what caused the chat AI / Chat bot to start saying things like this. It seems like it took a plot point about the mother.. and something being under a tree, and just took it to nonsense. I love it.

Imagine how bad you messed up to piss off the hulk so much that he wants to specifically hulk out and use a gun to end you.

kurtis is legitimately such a talented performer. also great teeth. he's the whole package

@ddjsoyenby

Жыл бұрын

we stan him.

@Markiplierforreal

Жыл бұрын

@@ddjsoyenby I just started watching this channel ( definitely will watch more ) But I can’t stop thinking dr kurtis connors from Spider-Man💀

@iblewupsaturn

Жыл бұрын

perfomance skills and good teeth.. the only two things a man needs, really

@DestructionAesthetics

Жыл бұрын

Bestie 😂😂😂😂

@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_

Жыл бұрын

Take his teeth

The editing... The acting... This was actually remarkably incredibly fantastic

Kurtis you gotta do this as a trend this was the best video you've made

as a young screenwriting student i am genuinely terrified by this.

@Rammy_Latin

Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go.

@spaceygemini

Жыл бұрын

same!

@iamafan7919

Жыл бұрын

as a young computer science student, I am genuinely terrified by this

@laylanop1346

Жыл бұрын

As a young artist, and creative in general, iam genuinely terrified by this.

@abbyjackson3962

Жыл бұрын

As a young, I am terrified by this

I may be high, but this was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@crispyliza7050

Жыл бұрын

I may be drunk but i agree, i haven't laughed this hard in months

@L._Titus

Жыл бұрын

I may be dead, but I agree, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen this week. I won’t be able to tell if it killed me until someone opens the box and collapses the waveform.

@arboldediana5

Жыл бұрын

i might be insane but i agree, this could just make me go ever crazier

@galleryofeden06

Жыл бұрын

@@L._Titus are you ok?

@L._Titus

Жыл бұрын

@@galleryofeden06 Yes, I'm fine. It's a Schrödinger's cat joke.

the Bad Santa script it´s literally a movie that could end up in a ¨10 most disturbing movies¨ compilation

This is what I got for holiday ham hole: Title: "Holiday Ham Hole HAHAHAHAHAHA" Genre: Comedy Synopsis: In the sleepy town of Hamville, where the residents are as eccentric as their love for ham, the annual holiday ham contest is the highlight of the year. Mayor Hamsworth, a ham enthusiast, takes the competition very seriously and expects nothing but perfection. Enter Tim, a bumbling yet well-meaning chef who dreams of winning the coveted title but always falls short due to his disastrous cooking experiments. Determined to prove himself, Tim embarks on a mission to create the ultimate holiday ham recipe. With the help of his equally quirky friends, including a ham-loving conspiracy theorist and a ham-obsessed inventor, Tim sets out to push the boundaries of culinary creativity. However, their experiments lead to hilarious disasters, including a ham catapult mishap and an accidental ham cannon. As the competition deadline approaches, Tim and his friends must band together to salvage their chances of winning. Along the way, they learn that the true spirit of the holidays isn't about perfection but about the joy of friendship and embracing one's unique quirks. Filled with ham-tastic humor and heartwarming moments, "Holiday Ham Hole HAHAHAHAHAHA" is a deliciously entertaining comedy that will leave audiences laughing and craving ham for days.

Absolutely crying laughing at the bad Santa script and it’s the only movie I haven’t seen out of the 4 lol

@TIDMVIDM

Жыл бұрын

me too bruh

@iambored5898

Жыл бұрын

LET IT GO

@alexisb3829

Жыл бұрын

Same

@mammoneymelon

Жыл бұрын

let. the. thing. go.

@MoaDiarys

11 ай бұрын

Same lmao

The Bad Santa one fucking killed me "JUST LET THE FUCKING THING GO!" I was like "okay.. Sorry. 🥺" 🤣🤣🤣

@SkookieCat_Arts

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂 the kids screams were hilarious as well

@phoenixxmatrixx3769

Жыл бұрын

@@SkookieCat_Arts this comment can be taken so badly out of context😭

@punkfluff3395

Жыл бұрын

🎶"Let it go. Let it go."🎶

time stamps for all the different scenes (for myself when I inevitably come back to this video) The Santa Clause/Thee The Sainita Canttle: 11:02 Home Alone/Holme the Homese: 13:03 Bad Santa/Banada Bada: 15:07 Die Hard/Hirard Harie the Ddhfeei: 17:49

I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO STAY CALM THEN THERE WAS A DAIRY ISLE?? I DIED. DECEASED.

I love how Kurtis told the robot please. What a polite Canadian boy

@crazyowlgirlcncowner

Жыл бұрын

It's so when the robots take over they will also be nice to him. Yk, he doesn't want them to hold any grudges

@broadex9080

Жыл бұрын

But he didn’t say sorry

@iheartonedirection

Жыл бұрын

i was gonna say the same thing LOL

@stegothedino

Жыл бұрын

here is a sweet little canadian male youth!

@irishalchemy

Жыл бұрын

My son keeps telling me that I don't have to say please and thank you to alexa, but really I'm just a species-traitor, biding my time until the inevitable AI takeover.

you should give all 4 original scripts to a new robot, and all 4 AI-generated scripts to another one, and compare them.

@bratzelf

Жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSS

@setinsand3792

Жыл бұрын

Yessssssssssss

@_kayapurnell7607

Жыл бұрын

YES. KURTIS YOU NEED TO DO THAT!

Idk if I'm just biased since it's my favorite Christmas movie of all time, but the Bad Santa scene was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It is sitting right on the border of a scene that could've genuinely been in that movie. Hell, "I'm gonna buy you some flowers, some of those really good expensive ones" is a line straight from the movie.

@Sell21_Bat

11 ай бұрын

17:37

Banada Bada should win a dozen awards

I love how Marco's body has its own name, like it's a completely separate entity from Marco himself. Just the kind of philosophical implications one can expect from Hirard Harie: The Dchfeei.

@ritttttt1999

Жыл бұрын

I'm dying😭😂

@ratnadillafarah3670

Жыл бұрын

I lost it when Kurtis said The Dchfeeih 🤣😭

When I was kid, My uncle asked my cousin’s boyfriend to pick up a movie we could all watch, on a huge projector screen, outside, as a family, the ages ranged from 7-70. That guy picked Bad Santa. He knew nothing about it but thought it would be suitable…it definitely wasn’t…it’s not a family friendly movie. 😂

@williammiller6330

Жыл бұрын

7-70????

@DentInEden

Жыл бұрын

@@williammiller6330As in, the people who were supposed to watch the Christmas movie. The youngest was 7 and the oldest was 70

@ylrctz

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@HeatherHolt

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that movie is pretty gross lol wow So did the kids watch it all or did the parents be like ok no

@rachel5399

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God. 😭😭😭 That movie is so gross. I don't even remember the plot, I don't think there was one lmao.

i've never laughed so much at a kurtis video. the sincerity with which he delivers the lines. such commitment

this is the hardest ive laughed EVER

hey kurtis did you buy an entire carton of eggnog to make that joke

@biggiecheese2575

Жыл бұрын

Obviously you didn't watch the video 🙄

@Slippin-Jimmy.

Жыл бұрын

@@biggiecheese2575obviously you didn’t get the joke

@Vval000

Жыл бұрын

ofc he did! who would buy it unironically?

@alyxwarner2984

Жыл бұрын

jesus the bots lmao

@Taiga300

Жыл бұрын

@Eye sir my dad is right next to me

i cant believe kurtis so bravely filmed in the backrooms

@mammoneymelon

Жыл бұрын

i wonder how he got out

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

@@mammoneymelon he just let the fucking thing go

I love the way just appears out of nowhere and Kevin does nothing about it

Can't believe Home Alone went from a Christmas movie with karma to a full on horror movie

The bad santa script could be shown in a modern art museum, people wouldn't bat an eye

Another nice thing abt this vid is that even if you've never seen any of these movies and have no context at all, it's still extremely hilarious

@srhgmrs

Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen any of them and it was really funny tbh

@BaconFTW

Жыл бұрын

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@kilah.

Жыл бұрын

@@srhgmrs you haven’t seen home alone??? 😦

@srhgmrs

Жыл бұрын

@@kilah. Nope

@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_

Жыл бұрын

I haven’t and I almost died laughing

18:40 "idk the fuck how to portray this" me: i get it, it doesn't make sense lol *my brain: it'd just be water, all of it. just overflowing, a MASSIVE FLOOD-* me: _i said i GeT IT, iT DoeSn'T MaKE SeNSE_ *my brain: but-* me: _stop it_

i started laughing so hard at the letting go part that i started crying and couldn’t breathe 😭 that was needed tho lol thank you kurtis

The Home Alone scene made me howl with laughter alone in my room. The shovels that appear and disappear and then explode, the evil nutcrackers, the dairy section, that was hysterical. What a way to finish the year. Thank you Kurtis, your videos bring me a lot of joy and I wish you the happiest holidays !

@salems.bytche

Жыл бұрын

DUDE, the shovels was such a banger way to start off that scene omfg

@pescadobaby

Жыл бұрын

i laugh out loud everytime i think about the shovels

now i need a full length movie with kurtis as all the actors

@mikutwx

Жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

First was easily my fave, pure nonsense. "you are letting me have Tim for Christmas, thats gift enough" - Tim. That had me ROLLING PLEASE DO MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS i think this is my favorite of all you videos

the Hulk waving around a key-framed AR in an empty room is peak cinema

holy shit this was such an amazing video i could Not stop laughing

@smoolluis7092

Жыл бұрын

@Кurtis Соnner shorts 🅥 oh hell nah more bot spam

It was crazy how close the bad Santa ai was close to the actual movie

@rebecaromero2957

Жыл бұрын

I mean it did train itself with the script, so🤨

@ash_tray

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too

@Hassiar__

Жыл бұрын

Let the fucking thing go

@donovanfaust3227

Жыл бұрын

@@rebecaromero2957 oh yeah because the other scripts were also very close to the actual movies.

@chippedtile

Жыл бұрын

@@donovanfaust3227 yeah bro the dairy section in kevins house was ICONIC

the second one is literally every single one of my dreams 😭😭

Watching the end of this right when you're about to hit 5m is fucking wild dude

I like the recent trend of starting every video with the worst joke you’ve ever heard, and then just not mentioning it.

@admiralweb27

Жыл бұрын

Don't you just love how 90% of comments nowadays are ALSO A.I. It's weirdly ironic for this video.

@rowanisfruity8401

Жыл бұрын

the bots dear god

The Bad Santa one got me the most with the child getting tortured for no reason, I'm sorry to that fictional kid but I was crying from laughter the entire scene So that was def my favorite out of the bunch

Hearing chatGPT being introduced as a new thing is crazy, a year later ChatGPT is our lives

20:34 I absolutely screamed at the Bobby Shmurda clip for the 'bout a week ago' bit 💀👏🤣

"maybe that explains why ppl are not erstaz L but they still love godzilla" IM DEAD WHY IS THAT SOOO FUNNY IM LIKE FALLING OFF MY BED RN

@xBadBlueDragon

Жыл бұрын

Ay yo, actually it said "Ersatz L", which is german, and means "Surrogate L" - do what you want with this Information :"D

@chadchad1898

Жыл бұрын

@@xBadBlueDragon ohhhh cool

@dianaishtar

Жыл бұрын

I thought you were actually chad chad for a sec lol