As long as it helps reduce side fumbling, it’s worth the changes to the marzelvanes.

@Doomreb

3 жыл бұрын

How could you say that when you have no idea the effects it will have on the omniregraphable spurving bearings? You do realize if that's handled incorrectly it could have devastating effects on the fam. Think before you speak.

@alfredjones6130

3 жыл бұрын

Won't changed to the Marzelvanes destabilize the reverse-transmission waves?

@swiftfox3461

2 жыл бұрын

Speak for yourself. Conventional marzelvanes were much friendlier when it comes to the ergo-gezgotic spectrum emissions. So much so that, since the steelworks near me introduced the new style marzelvanes, I have had to strap my VX rig onto a mobile trailer and convert it to run off ambient plasma, just so can I get get far away enough from the steelworks and catch a glimpse of the CMBR. It's greatly impacted my research and productivity. I don't understand why the FCC aren't doing anything about it, must be all the bribes from Big Encabulator pouring into their pockets.

@HSKFabrications

2 жыл бұрын

@@swiftfox3461 well blame the ecogondaloid spamification overloading the tribase quantafazm.

@yung_megafone

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could have gone back in time and warned everybody, changing the marzelvanes in ANY MANNAR will cause a GLOBAL CATASTROPHE due to the invasion of a country. If you guys don't change those back to the originals we will have another WW5😳

The hidden gem of the encabulator video genre.

THIS JOKE IS STILL GOING HOW. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. Also that cloud to cloud joke made me spit put my drink.

Ah, so I replace the distributor reliance core with a parameter flam, and apply ioronic pressure to the dingle arm. Got it! You guys are lifesavers!

3 yrs on, and I notice it never did catch on. I guess the side fumbling was still an unsurmountable issue.

It always goes down to the prevention of side fumbling.

I'm sorry, but I didn't hear about whether side-fumbling is effectively eliminated. That's the only reason why I got the original Turbo-Retro Encabulator in the first place!

@BarryWarne

4 жыл бұрын

side-fumbling is essentially eliminated which implies effectively eliminated

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

But see what Rockwell Automation has done! kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIx-rcahYa7AYNo.html

Glad to see work continues on the interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance 😂😂

@rearspeaker6364

3 жыл бұрын

and soon time travel will be possible, thanks to this device.

Happy tonsee the Sperving bearings have been retained in this version. Investing in a bank of Hyper Encabulators next fiscal year.

Those cardinal grammeater synchronizations are on point!

Such progress! The original encabulator took up a whole room.

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

With technological advances, and a complete lack of safety precautions, anything is possible, unless it isn't. And THAT'S why my company is the world leader in doing the impossible!

I would pay real money to see the outtakes.

It's great to see the innovation on the original Encabulator design for the 21st century. Well done sir.

Everyone talks about side fumbling but forgets that centripetal-compensated active damping was long ago demonstrated to mitigate the denigration of up-spin rate when the commutator is mounted cattywumpus to a modular agitator assembly module. When the module is mounted in a fixed arrangement the advantage is obviously going to be less significant. Still, I will always think this could have been pursued further.

@bayekofsiwa365

2 жыл бұрын

"Cattywumpus" 😆😆

@reubenry19

2 жыл бұрын

Right! Side fumbling is only part of the problem.

How does this not have more views?!? I love it. Keep it going. I have learned so much about grammeters. Can't wait to see the 2.0 in action!

It's funny, that was back in the day before they realized they could simply use the Higgs Bosonic particle indentrificationizer to quantify the quantum particulates to achieve the desired efficiency quark angles into the ever elusive semi-symmetrical dark matter encapsulated graphene carbon nanotubular phase charged diode enabled Googol-Plex!!

1:58 "To put this in simple terms..."

underappreciated video right here

I'm an amulite prefabulator and this new product is destroying my industry. 😥

Just got one ! Can’t be happier with its performance greatly efficient compared to previous versions But slightly more expensive to maintain

The best turbo and Kirby later video yet!!!

OMG how times have changed. When I was with BT652 we had to do so much by hand. I can remember us loosing staff because of injuries. I am so Glad to see companies working so hard to improve all this.

Never forget about the end-user.

I received my first shipment of the Turbo Encabulator 2.0 just last month! Let me start by saying that it has far exceeded my parameters! Firstly, not only does it supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but it is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters! Secondly, the included manual, made from a clever mixture of C2S Xerographic and Cephalopod Ink, provides clear and concise instructions and formulae for troubleshooting any issues occurring via the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. (Of note, the pre-famulated amulite of my machine was incorrectly manufactured, and after contacting Viper Innovations Ltd, they sent me a new pre-famulated amulite base plate, which was simple to install with my large capacity manual torque mallet.) Thirdly, after some tinkering, I have found that bypassing the sixth conductor and repassing it to the seventh conductor before fitting the non-reversable tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters; I have increased throughput of the Encabulator by a further 35%! This is truly what it proclaims to be! I am now a Viper Innovations Ltd believer, and I can't wait for their next shipment! It should be arriving within another few months. (Manufacturing issues abound as I understand, but they're ironing it out.)

This is all very nice, and kudos to the late gentleman who theorized the possibilities of confabulators, but with advances in technology it is possible to do away with many of the earlier components and replacing them with the all new trans-quantum Dystrom Box. While proprietary, the basic idea is that a tennis ball in a box cannot exist on all tennis courts at the same time, thereby inducing a hyperreluctance in the Potzrebie Transducers, resulting in a Kenoid Pulse applied across the destabilizing matrices.

@d8l835

2 жыл бұрын

That might just be crazy enough to work!

@62Cristoforo

2 жыл бұрын

Call me crazy but good luck securing a shipment of Dystrom Boxes due to supply chain issues

The Turbo Encabulator cured my cancer and gets me a better wifi connection! Thank you Turbo Encabulator!

Your product is decades behind. Every self respecting turboencabulator since the 1980's must include a dingle arm connected through a non-exponential shaft.

@leighannhoagberg1891

2 жыл бұрын

I quit!🤓🤣🤣🤣☠️

Finally it is here! You have been waiting for this product for years... ever since Rockwell automation released the version 1.0

@jennifercogley1178

3 жыл бұрын

Uh. Veridian Dynamics did it first, bruh.

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIx-rcahYa7AYNo.html

This is going to be a game changer in the production of the new line of electric cars!

still looking for a replacement dingle arm on a 1st Gen turboencabulator

but is it made from pre-famulated amulite

@potatosmasher1072

Жыл бұрын

2:32

Good innovation and improvements of original design, well prepared for 21st century. It could so much space, and automate maintenance.

I love when the guy blows on the clamps.

I like that you haven't just regurgitated the previous ones!

Don't forget cloud-to-cloud, cloud-to-ground, and cloud-to-observer modial interactions.

Glorious explaination of this innovative technology!

Still waiting for major improvements to the dingel arms! Will they ever get it sorted? I’m completely over the sinusoidal deplanaration I can tell you!!! SMH!

@crogersdev

5 ай бұрын

I thought they were going to improve the "ding" alarms!

Sounds like Data explaining to Mr. Scott the differences between the old starship "Enterprise" power system and that of the new "Enterprise". We've come a long way, Scottie.

This is just pointless upsell of a product that worked just fine, we know for a fact the that the last model had already reduced the side fumbling to an acceptable level which tbh was the only real issue with all previous models 🤷‍♂️

@dustingray321

3 жыл бұрын

Please, how are you connecting your solar wax tubes without quantic IOT? The retrograde interface? I bet you haven't swapped out your prefamulated amulite baseplates yet either LOL

@digitalunity

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustingray321 hey now, the amulite baseplates have been shown to have light biwaval noise reduction capacities that reduce overall stress on the wane shaft and dingle arm. Inferior baseplates in newer models risk reupping the presently nominal sidefumbling levels beyond an acceptable pseudo numeric standard, thereby reducing photonic efficiency by 23% of one half of one percent.

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

But stability of the side-fumbling reluctance was not uniform; the K Constant often became unstable and curved the spram excessively.

@EverydayProjects

2 жыл бұрын

@@digitalunity You make a good point but the newer version incorporates carbon-fiber temperance induction monitoring. That alone is worth the upgrade. When was the last time you found yourself needing a teston pulsar synconizer anyway? This new inovation (with carbon instead of silicon-dilithium) makes for a smoother pole regeneration at lower frequencies. But some will never undersatnd the basic simplicity of this design and stick with manual perfacting!!! To each his own, I say.

I think the innovation that is occuring with the turbo-encabulator is amazing, this really is the future.

I don't understand this at all. Of course having a decreased size of palindromic semi-boloid stater slots is very beneficial, but are the incremental increases in lunar waneshaft vibrations really worth the quantic benefits of unidirectional anti-somatic refraction? I can't believe it could possibly be worth switching to from the stable (albeit large) bidirectional model to a unidirectional one that has increased wear and tear from extra ambifacient lunar waneshaft side fumbling.

I still prefer to use the Encabulator produced by Fugginting Unbelievably Heavy Industries. Designed with the highest degree of scientificicity, Swiss-made, incredible fewer payouts per lawsuit ratio, can also be used as a salad spinner in the kitchen, etc. You should look into it. Been using them for years. And they're sold at Harbor Freight which has a unbeatable returns policy...

No girdle spring? I dont think so

Any improvements to the reciprocating dingle arm we should be aware of?

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

It's been replaced with a solid-state, 9-transistor Transmogrifier for better efficiency at all speed ranges of the crankshaft.

I’m so glad he put it in simple terms. 😂

Well done. A well done homage to the original. Chrysler and Rockwell would be proud.

This is just the guy to find me some prefamulated amulite

This is what GPT-3 feels like.

Very impressed to learn that you've transitioned to using a bramaferric aspahimophate baseplate, guys - bring on version 3.0!

I love all der blinkenlights!

Seems simple enough. I know what I'm making for a Christmas gift this year.

I knew that after the Keysight announced their Electro Turbo Encabulator a completely New Industry would rise and take that technology to a new level! Lol!

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

Everything useful has already been invented. US Patent Office official, late 1800's. But he could not forsee the future when confabulators made easy work of cross-transverse-industrial control systems.

How did you manage to do away with the dingle arm?

A worthy successor to the encabulator

It's still too big for quantum applications... When will version 3.0 be available?

I just saw the first version of the encabulator this morning at 2 am. Woke everyone up from laughing so hard. Here we go again. Lol

I could have sworn that Veridian Dynamics was the sole supplier of the latest model of the Turbo Encabulator. Now it appears Viper Innovations is competing in the space.

Holy smokes 😨, that's jolly impressive!

Every engineering explainer video ever

But what if I need fluorescent scoring? Perhaps an option? Its nice to see this fantastic machine evolving so well. I have been encabulating since retirement and its great that technology follows my needs.

The encabulator has advanced considerably. I still shudder to think on how the moon landings depended on the slant six encabulator and by the end of WW1, they still struggled with getting the steam encabulator to actually encabulate at a practical level.

Nowhere NEAR as impressive as the new Electro Turbo Encabulator from Keysight Technologies.... It's amazing how far things have advanced in a single year!

@JunkMan13013

3 жыл бұрын

Keysight is an advancement of the Rockwell design. Modal interaction of magneto reluctance can be done a few ways. It also doesn't have quantic IoT.

@trevorvanbremen4718

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunkMan13013 While it's true that the unit from Keysight doesn't have quantic IOT, nobody was USING that feature anyway. Nevertheless, I'm waiting for NEXT years model since it's rumoured to include greentongue optical communication

@JunkMan13013

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorvanbremen4718 Ahh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were fluent. I see people regularly dislike other iterations of the TurboEncab without understanding even the basic principle of side fumbling or why it needs to be effectively prevented. GreenTounge is all fine and dandy, as long as the electro-static capacitance problem can be fixed. The cardial grametors will need to be enlarged, maybe without the transedemic fan.

When are we going to get the side fumbling taken care of? My prefamulated ammulite is wearing out too quickly

@scptime1188

3 жыл бұрын

You can swap it out for a Bramapheric Aspaphiliate composition plate. Alongside the benefits mentioned, i personally found that the lunar wane shaft beeded less alsiotic input, produced less internal dicombustive products, and reduced side fumbling. The entirotic tumblers still had some ulterior vibration, but that's okay

Thank God the option we needed!

and back to the UK full circle

I can just imagine Monty Python performing this... ;-)

@SandyCronin

3 жыл бұрын

it reminds me a bit of this: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oKOHsaiCesfMp7A.html

@josephwalton8189

3 жыл бұрын

@@SandyCronin Brilliant!

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

Here's another version: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIx-rcahYa7AYNo.html

@marc49lewis

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephwalton8189 It's nailed to the perch!

This is cutting edge technology👏🏻👏🏻

I’m still having trouble obtaining the revised Marzle vanes. If the vane revision is not performed during installation, how can I get the shpot to enter the reluctive stator assembly? I tried corping the statiggen, but the transverse alignment of the kleppin makes that impossible. My next approach will be to use the DRB-III to measure collective capacitance across the red wire, then balance the rupe by placing it in an oil bath, as specified in the shop manual.

Using flange encrusted gravidoelectric turbine coolers would really increase efficiency of the photon stage emitter

@351cleavland

3 жыл бұрын

Nope!!! As usual, the youtube armchair engineers are manufacturing Bad information!! You CAN'T use an encrusted flange. It has to be crust-free or your photon stage emitter will flash at regular yet chaotic intervals!!

@mathewmcgill6266

3 жыл бұрын

@@351cleavland Well, not quit so. This whole thing is based on Einstein's postulation of the emmerate theory of the gravimetric bendonectric affeglism rectal equation, remember that? It clearly states that octal cyrstollium in the material circumvents opposing currents in a tapered vinsitum. That determines the temperature of the gravidoelectric turbine coolers. Makes a big difference.

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

It's really quite simple, although many engineers are too busy watching anime and having sexual fantasies with waifus to concentrate long enough on solving the problems. All you really need is a custom-ground, magneto-enhanced, silicon-impregnated, trans-uranic bipolar modulator to solve the whole issue of the photo stage emitter. You eliminate the turbine coolers entirely that way.

Did you align the hydrodynamic fluvial dynamic stator magneto?

This goes a long way if you want to save your lunar Wayne shaft.

That's what I've been saying for YEARS

peak ART!

Too back quantum iop was not even a thing 3 years ago. Debunked!

Well done, mates!

Only Terrance Howard can truly understand this technology.

Cannot wait until 2025 when they release the nano encabulator. It will make our smartphones look like a VCR.

Turn on closed captioning. Trust me, it’s worth it.

@dennisgreiwe2078

2 жыл бұрын

"Cardinal Graham Eaters." Lol

@ajn465

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@denniswhalebone2583

2 жыл бұрын

Quanta coyote! Good shout.

How the fuck any of these guys thay do these turbo incabulators videos keep a straight fave is beyond any skill I will posess

so it's basically like a plumbus

How can this possibly work in my household without a dingle arm?

@PixelsPolygonsNPetrichor

Жыл бұрын

Quadrant nodules, it helps lower the amount of excess, if thats what your worried about

Interesting- though I do wonder if the intergral synoid matrix of the bramipheric aspihemophate can support the crenoptic balance of the luner waneshaft with similar bifrenoval support levels found in pre-famulated amulite.

This guy prolly knows a thing or two about piping.

You forgot to mention the xlaxative pressurization potential.

Hi folks at Viper, could you help us locate a flangegallon of Sperving bearings? We had a large allotment aboard the EVER GIVEN but those have transfluxoured by now. We prefer the flexroidal clamulous integrity of the Spervings over any of the alternative prorentile brofterines. Thanks

Theranos.

Now all we need is a Downfall Hitler rant about the semi-bolloid stator arms and gram-meters inducing a transverse reluctance reaction

It’s used mostly to calibrate muffler bearings ….

@eyesallred

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

The original copy pasta, still going strong

Why does this solar panel need to connect to the internet?

Does this come with the new quad-core hypopolyendothermic self-charging dimendorium battery technology for assured continuous operation in the event of a power outage? I do hope that this new and improved encabulator will interface properly with my raxacoricofallapatorian gonculator. (The differential interphrastic commulating converter module frequently had issues on the older model which often resulted in an undesired polarity reversal on the gonculator.)

Cloud to serious cumulonimbostratus cloud communications

@kieranrollinson8750

2 жыл бұрын

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT MY TURBO ENCABULATOR COULD NOT GET ANY BETTER!!!!!!!! THEN THEY BRING OUT THE NEW 2.0 VERSION!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!! THEY KEEP ON IMPROVING THE TURBO ENCABULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

Does it also provide an IOT capability with restful APIs available over the WAN over an IPSEC VPN? Also, does it provide homeomorphic encryption for the said perusal of the machine learning for the detection and remediation of conniptions? Likewise, I would be interested to know if it has a branching capability to cater for multiple product lines across various jurisdictional boundaries?

I am a little concerned that the 'bendonectomy procedure' may have a flaw in its spurving flange protocol....

@SeanD313

3 жыл бұрын

I was concerned about that, as well.

I think my cloud is defective, as indicated by the LED indicator. How do I replace it?

@DrBovdin

3 жыл бұрын

With a soldering iron and some retro-reactive non-conducive alamanite. There is a simple step-by-step instruction on Ufixit.

I only have 1 question: Will it get my Chevy Trailblazer to warp 1, without blowing the engine or tearing up the tires?

Finally! b'cuz the improper Bendyor Ectumic procedures where really fudging my days.

The Turbo Encabulator is a great invention and the Encabulator 2.0 is light years ahead or the original design. However it is being reported that there are instances of floozoidal shimmy along the shear bearings on the side sinus. Has anyone come up with any explanations or remedies for this?

@interstellish

3 жыл бұрын

I remember reading that early on in the prototyping, the floozoidal shimmying was definitely a problem, in terms of the subsequent antisentactance of the endosubular fields generated by the semilunar waneshaft. A lot of this was mitigated by the adoption of the bramispheric acihematate for the casing, however, as it naturally de-quadrexes most of the ionolimnesence that you get from a floozoid. It's really tough on the tremmy tubes, though, as you'd expect, so expect to blow through a bunch of those before you get comfortable with exactly how your cardinal grammeters will tolerate the palloalluvicity of your work flow. Which is to say that these things ought to come with a progative bliphactoscope, because you're gonna need one.

Is this compatible with our already installed Write Only Memory modules?

@markh.6687

2 жыл бұрын

No, but there's an interface controller module that you can use to get around the problem. The ICM-1 combines advanced microprocessor management with the latest in single-sided-surface technology to ensure WOM compliance.

My solar wax tube melted when I flew to close to the sun