I’m here for the further development of Encabulation technology.

I am the head engineer at Vandallay Industries and we love our Shuttleworth encabulator. Side fumbling was always an issue but not anymore!!!

@mere_cat

4 ай бұрын

I know a guy who applied to be a latex salesman at Vandallay!

@magmasunburst9331

2 ай бұрын

I have to admit it was okay when mine was fumbling in the end zone.

Well played Shuttleworth!

I am relieved and encouraged to hear that you've addressed the side-fumbling problem. Well done!

Before I call for support, has anyone else's fetzer valve shown signs of ungulates at the 7th rotarion? I was going to calistat downward a hexi-mole, but I don't want to void the warranty. This roller encabulator is a real beauty. Shuttleworth is precisional!

Congratulations on the release of this innovative material handling system! As an EE, I confess that some of the mechanical details are out of my sphere of knowledge, but past experience with Shuttleworth equipment gives me confidence the Roller Encabulator will work as advertised (notwithstanding any remaining issues found before RTM). No doubt you have already considered (and mitigated) the possibility of heterodyne interference between the seven-conductor interlocutive radix (mentioned in the video) and the trans--oscillatory permanganation ratio of triphasic energization (I assume 480 VAC, 50 or 60 Hz) common in industrial environments. Since the Roller Encabulator avoids power extraction from flux/conductor relative motion, inductive dielectric relaxation is not dissipated in the traditional way. What, then, is the recommendation for intermodulation suppression when the interlocutation-to-phase ratio is non-integral (in this case, 7:3)? I am confident Shuttleworth has addressed this during safety engineering, since it is obvious the inverse standing wave amplitude could otherwise result in free electron leakage into the ambient and thereby a shock hazard. My concern here is not whether this has been managed, but simply how your design choices here will impact specifications for related control systems.

As a putatively authorized representative, I can assure you that this remarkable technology will power the Toyota of the future, because...anything but EVs.

Most excellent

It makes since to incorporate Incubator technology with a roller assembly!

I need less side fumbling in my life for sure. My original retro-encabulator is starting to see some wear and tear

Phantom Zone. Perfect!

How did you prevent modal deplanaration of the stator induced electro-relunctance?

@ShuttleworthConveyor

Жыл бұрын

We simply redirected the cordial habiliments to the diametric generator control unit. Which we all know allows for the proper aggrandizement of galvanization when propagating nano-phase tardigrades in molar volumetric circuits.

@scottcourtney8878

3 ай бұрын

@@ShuttleworthConveyorTardigrades? That's a stroke of genius! I would never have thought of using nano-vermicular methods to achieve quantum tunneling outside of a lab. If you have commercialized this, I am truly impressed.

Call me old fashioned but I like my vector laminoids AND my Sperbing bearings to run in parallel with the panametric fan. They just encabulate better that way.

Nice

I came to this video hoping for solutions to side fumbling with my home encabulator. It's exciting to see that you've been able to solve sidefumbling with the addition of 6 hydrocoptic marzel vanes, but the ambificent lunar wane shaft in my home encabulator is only large enough for 4. I feel fortunate to be able to encabulate at home but the replacement frequency of the tremi pipes and girdle springs is a real drag.

In the current generation of modular spurving based encabulators the dynamical gauge trundle oscillates bi-harmonicall with the gram meters resulting in unwanted lane information transmission at both the local and global system scales. Currently researchers are attempting to address this by trip wiring a Michelson symbon on the aft side of the overgirdle near the detractable phase modulators thereby, with the addition of smoke and flux overshots, could balance the inter-dingle-arm by up to 12 Dantzel units of source Naturally, without cross modulators all phase information of the weirstrass function will be washed out of the Trappist assembly and so researchers continue work on advancing these crudely conceived ideas. I can't wait to see what comes from this line of research

@Richard-me2pq

8 ай бұрын

I would have to take issue with the non porcelain trabulators keeping psi counts on the amps and arms with the rotation sequences charging ions to modify performance to a higher level of electro magnetic activity algorithms.

So, where is the flux capacitor mounted?

@georgebradford1862

10 ай бұрын

Did you even watch the full video? The flux capacitor is clearly visible directly beneath the plenary gear assembly with sprocket bolts securing it to the right spindle armature winding coping bearing retainer housing.

Grammeters made first life possible.

We had one, but the wheel came off

I have 0 idea what this whole thing even does

@georgebradford1862

10 ай бұрын

Then you aren't the target audience. Encabulation, while not the most widely adopted trans-axial spindle refraction technology, has demonstrated utility across a broad range of humoristic deliveries spanning nearly 80 years. There are some excellent primer videos on KZread, just search for encabulation.

@lmamakos

9 ай бұрын

That's proprietary, and is not widely known without the proper clearances.

Don't believe it! This product is not all it's cracked up to be. Ask for a demonstration before you invest your hard earned money. Side Fumbling? Please! As if modial interaction doesn't cancel it out. This is all smoke and mirrors.

Now I want one