April 1st Episode - The Retro-Proto-Turbo-Encabulator

Hank brings us a special report on the retro-proto-turbo-encabulator, which could very well revolutionize...uh...something.
More information can be found here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg...
Thanks to Hank's father-in-law Dick Court for letting us know about this exciting news.

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  • @thevisi0naryy
    @thevisi0naryy7 жыл бұрын

    This is ridiculous, 4th generation and they STILL HAVE NOT addressed the girdle spring wear when operating frequently in third phase detraction. I'm not looking to replace parts every two years while they pump out new models and expect me to upgrade. Not even going to get into the software crashes when I switch to tri modal reflux evaluation. WHY PROVIDE A FEATURE THAT WORKS ARBITRARILY!!

  • @thesphericalguy9018

    @thesphericalguy9018

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's quiet embarrassing really

  • @TannerCh

    @TannerCh

    6 жыл бұрын

    With the increased wear I now can't even get it into second phase, let alone THIRD phase detraction! The girdle springs are COMPLETELY shot, requiring a COMPLETE rebuild of the rear cauterization encasing! My tonal flange wrench didn't have the right socket arm configuration to get past the lunar wane shaft without disturbing the position of the spurving bearings. Didn't think it would be a big deal. Then I find out they're IMPOSSIBLE to get back in place without a COMPLETE $69,000,000 harmonic laser synchronization assembly!! Never been so wrong in my life! Might as well buy a whole new unit! I turned it on without positioning them first, and my panametric fan came off the shaft and tore through the entire encasing, and the whole unit started side-fumbling uncontrollably! I'm lucky I came away with all my limbs still intact! Don't make the same mistake! Spend the $300,000 to get the right socket arm configuration. Now my RPTE is just a giant paperweight in my shop!

  • @mikewaxx

    @mikewaxx

    6 жыл бұрын

    ok Tanner Christensen pardon my french but something in your description sounds REALLY FISHY. if the spurving bearings are not stable that can only mean that you didn't have the harmonic flux oscillator in correct alignment with the aphasic reactance modulation linkage. but YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, there's no way you could not know that. then you go on to say that the panametric fan came off the shaft. Are you gettin my drift? don't bother telling me that the linkage had inferior torsional rebound, i've been there and done that. so what the hell is up? for those of you not familiar with trans-molecular bi-phase flux dynamics, what i'm tryin to say is i don't think that this guy actually did a QUASI-SPECTRAL REFRACTION ASSAY to begin with, and i think everybody knows what that means. can you say "hidden agenda"?

  • @NavisNobelite

    @NavisNobelite

    5 жыл бұрын

    The secret is to use a 3/8ths Scripley to adjust the Marzel Vains into nodal compliance. This normally needs a left-handed Mobius Wrench with a flange socket, but trust me it can be done.

  • @77thTrombone

    @77thTrombone

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dread Cassowary - it must be noted that nearly all mobius wrenches offered on Craigslistl - especially those noted as "like new" and provided with a free inspirational paperweight - are of the right-handed variety. Caveat emptor, people!

  • @stphnmrrs3982
    @stphnmrrs39828 жыл бұрын

    I was skeptical at first, but when I heard Dingle Arm, I knew this was the real deal.

  • @elijahowens7223

    @elijahowens7223

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Stephen Morris like honestly, whatever he says sounds true

  • @Anubis626

    @Anubis626

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was "ding alarm"

  • @marcussmart3275

    @marcussmart3275

    3 жыл бұрын

    2nd time I've heard dingle arm as technical terminology. Very scientific haha

  • @chuckgilly

    @chuckgilly

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm 60 now, I've been waiting for this to hit the market for a long time. Maybe it's better to wait so they can get the bugs out. I've been saving up to buy one.

  • @eddie1975utube

    @eddie1975utube

    2 жыл бұрын

    Every engineer should know this is old technology. It’s proven and works great and quite brilliant in its simplicity and reign but these videos make it sound like this just came out. The Rockwell Retro Encabulator has been around since before I got into engineering school.

  • @ItsDesm
    @ItsDesm7 жыл бұрын

    Gotta prevent that side fumbling

  • @roryp7415

    @roryp7415

    6 жыл бұрын

    It really is a serious issue. I've had four units pack in due to the dreaded side-fumble. It seems like nothing, but these machines run at such high flux transfer rates that it can actually damage the delta coil. Think of it like a poorly aligned gramshaft on your typical naturally-aspirated encabulator. Leave it alone and it'll be fine, but if it works for any proper length of time out of balance, it'll never be able to achieve resonance again. If left unchecked long enough and you *do* damage the delta coil, it often blows the tremmy pipes. New pipes are pretty cheap, but you need to disassemble the entire transverse end of the stator to replace them. Hours of work for a qualified serviceperson, and they can be pretty hard to come by!

  • @dprezzz1561

    @dprezzz1561

    4 жыл бұрын

    Definitely! But still little known about magneto-reluctance

  • @fatitankeris6327

    @fatitankeris6327

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dprezzz1561 Maybe the monopole research will lead to solution...

  • @thexsoar
    @thexsoar4 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, pre-2014 KZread. I miss when we could just have fun. That was before the retro-proto-Turbo-Encabulator went into production.

  • @williamprice2186

    @williamprice2186

    Жыл бұрын

    Kids these days will never understand all the sinosoidal depleneration we had to put up with.

  • @tswan137

    @tswan137

    Жыл бұрын

    Hate to beak it to ya, but the new Hyper Encabulator is out and better than ever.. I'm not allowed to link it, but it's the first result on KZread.

  • @OptimusSubPr1me
    @OptimusSubPr1me Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Hank could read this script in the style of SciShow as opposed to just reading it as the others have done over the last few decades, is remarkable. It honestly sounds like any other SciShow, it's THAT well done.

  • @nic9172

    @nic9172

    10 ай бұрын

    He also messed up several words. It’s not that impressive tbh

  • @_IHateHandles_

    @_IHateHandles_

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@nic9172More impressive than anything you'll ever amount to you pessimistic myser.

  • @chronozon937
    @chronozon9378 жыл бұрын

    Modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance? Enjoy your rotational velocidensity drop off, unless you have a self-correcting polarized end-node monitoring the conductors, you'll be losing gigawatts of power to anamorphic tremmy bleed.

  • @WobblyDave72

    @WobblyDave72

    8 жыл бұрын

    +chronozon937 That in turn can lead to non-inductive wound inverse conductance of the inter-electrode diffusion integrator in the aft end of the amoxyamulator. The resulting osmolarity of the phase detractors can only be diffused by introductive sigmoid rumbling below the belt line, to reduce the so-called "burping noise". The simple TE10 test in the turboencabulator diagnostic procedure and song book will see you straight.

  • @chronozon937

    @chronozon937

    8 жыл бұрын

    David Palmer Of course! Then if you attach the end-nodes to the phase detractors and seal the whole system shut with some dimorphic conductance epoxy you could completely negate the sigmoid rumbling, eliminating the need for the TE10 diagnostic.

  • @DavidAtwell

    @DavidAtwell

    8 жыл бұрын

    +chronozon937 UGH. I keep seeing this all over the place. You can't do anything to negate the sigmoid rumbling without taking into account frimoidal flux! The particulate stator-springs cause a frontal/rotor un-encabulation, which COMPLETELY negates any gains in sinusoidal deplenaration by causing a transverse diathetical evolute (P=2.5C * 6.7 / N). I suppose you COULD conceivably re-employ the anhydrous nangling pins to flip the magnetoreluctance, but that would take so much prefabulated amulite I can't imagine it would be worth it.

  • @WobblyDave72

    @WobblyDave72

    8 жыл бұрын

    +David Atwell By applying bi-electron holography to the framboids, prior to the introduction of anhydrous nangling pins aft of the spurving bearings negates the need for excessive amulitic prefabulation. In recent tests parabolic vortex magnetite girdle springs attached to the 2nd slot of ambifacient lunar wane shaft showed that not only frontal un-encabulation of the grammeters be eliminated, also fluorescent square motion can be produced without reciprocated dingling the milford trunnions. Frambodial side fumbling in the logarthmic casing did however cause minor phase-detraction of the panametric fan. And yes before you ask I have leveraged anoxic sinusoidal stator capacitants as indicated by the song book (in the key of G#).

  • @chronozon937

    @chronozon937

    8 жыл бұрын

    David Palmer Ah but did you take account for the achlyophage tempest that happens when you leverage the phase detractors like that? If not then you need to reverse the dingle arm AND the tremmy pipe to reset the machine.

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni22956 жыл бұрын

    "My husband says it sounds like a new motor; I say it sounds like a dictionary that has been struck by lightning."

  • @pickyyeeter

    @pickyyeeter

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Alexander Janninck Whooosh

  • @vokay

    @vokay

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Alexander Janninck No! It's a wonderful machine to change diapers on!

  • @rooseveltbrentwood9654

    @rooseveltbrentwood9654

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vokay It’sh poshible…..

  • @jiffylou98

    @jiffylou98

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought this was going on sale in Manhattan department stores

  • @maxstevens9643

    @maxstevens9643

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is this good?

  • @TorebeCP
    @TorebeCP10 жыл бұрын

    I finally understood something in this channel.

  • @aviinl1
    @aviinl18 жыл бұрын

    I want the bloopers.

  • @stevieinselby

    @stevieinselby

    7 жыл бұрын

    I reckon he just spoke at random and they made the graphics fit what he said afterwards!

  • @xavierbeauregard

    @xavierbeauregard

    5 жыл бұрын

    stevieinselby no, it’s a slightly modified version of a well known script from the 60s and 70s and there’s other videos that use the same words so he actually had to remember all these fake terms! Some of them were invented in the 40s which shows how timeless the gag is!

  • @Skylancer727

    @Skylancer727

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stevieinselby No this is a gag that's existed long before they made it. As you can see this video was posted back in 2008. Though the origins of the meme are from 1944. There is a whole Wiki page on it under "turboencabulator". This video here is the one most people point to as it comes off as the most serious and almost believable how it is delivered. Plus he does reference real businesses. kzread.info/dash/bejne/hIx-rcahYa7AYNo.html

  • @TimothyChenAllen

    @TimothyChenAllen

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Skylancer727 This one is also quite good, delivered by the original author of the parody: kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5drqZmxf6qYcco.html

  • @Nighthunter006

    @Nighthunter006

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TimothyChenAllen that seems to be the first person to bring it to screen, but the script itself originates in the UK in the 40s (first printed in 1944) written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick.

  • @agauss2714
    @agauss27142 жыл бұрын

    "Logarithmic casing" always gets me 🤣

  • @waltonsimons12

    @waltonsimons12

    Жыл бұрын

    Right? Exponential casing is SO much more durable, and it insulates against diractive invariance as well. Shame it's so much more expensive.

  • @zes7215

    @zes7215

    Жыл бұрын

    wrrr

  • @highviewbarbell

    @highviewbarbell

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@waltonsimons12you Continuous casing guys are wild. I'm over here chilling with my discrete case

  • @waltonsimons12

    @waltonsimons12

    7 ай бұрын

    @@highviewbarbell You're using discrete casing? Do you want side fumbling? Because that's how you get side fumbling!

  • @highviewbarbell

    @highviewbarbell

    7 ай бұрын

    @@waltonsimons12 stop living in the 1990s. Discrete cases fixed the side fumbling issue by decoupling each fluxinated bearing from the amulite wainshaft, but to be fair the widely publicized class action lawsuits did set us back initially

  • @Gaflivinburger
    @Gaflivinburger10 жыл бұрын

    Thank god they found a way around side fumbling. That must've caused them so many problems

  • @7pastorb

    @7pastorb

    Жыл бұрын

    More than you can imagine....*shudders in technical jargon*

  • @darrenbradshaw501
    @darrenbradshaw5019 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe not even a nod to Dr. David Blumenstein's book Ziet Schrift ver Elektrotechnicastatischerdonnablitzer, 7th volume.

  • @lukereeves4448

    @lukereeves4448

    7 жыл бұрын

    Darren Bradshaw such a shame- if only Mr.Rockwell was to see how his research has surpassed transmissions...

  • @ryancoppard2833

    @ryancoppard2833

    6 жыл бұрын

    You sir, are a god.

  • @fatitankeris6327

    @fatitankeris6327

    4 жыл бұрын

    Something simmilar was mentioned in the Wassollebendasbuchoderihrnamenbedeuten from Martin Herrbadenzug volume 2

  • @WinkyWillyWee
    @WinkyWillyWee9 жыл бұрын

    I had the dingle arm replaced with a reverse obloid capacitator module that, while not completely deplenerating the sinusoid block, did increase torque to the alternating maceration bearing which needed the extra boost anyway.

  • @Zadamanim

    @Zadamanim

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ian Trevor I didn't think that the new prefamulated amulite baseplate could support the weight of a reverse obloid capacitator module! At the very least, it would become topheavy and induce side-fumbling, no?

  • @TheRealBoof

    @TheRealBoof

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Zadamanim I think the point is that the increased torque to the alternating maceration bearing allowed for a completely frictionless contact angle between the degenerate file and the purely isotropic file. Now, if you remember from your high school days, such a contact would require the use of an A-type semi-hyperbolic fermi lodal, rather than the C-type. What I'm interested in is how Dr. Trevor dismissed the effects of commutative pole reversal in the sheet dynamos in the third quadrant of the stator.

  • @DavidAtwell

    @DavidAtwell

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Boof Commutative pole reversal was solved a couple years ago by employing a diathetical stator-flip in the third and fourth quadrants without engaging the sheet dynamos. I'm intrigued by the idea of increased torque from the maceration bearing, though...all I've been able to get is a sub-velociting tripsoid recursion in the stabilizing flange!

  • @WinkyWillyWee

    @WinkyWillyWee

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Boof Well Boof, the fourth quadrant had enough plexal redigitation momentum to enable the sheet dynamos to create a completely new pole with the residual commuters, thereby untaxing the square nuts that would have voted for Eisenhower anyway.

  • @JakeHawken

    @JakeHawken

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean no disrespect, but it's like you didn't watch the video at all. You're conveniently forgetting that power is being generated, in part, by capacitive *duractance* rather than typical fluxes. The obloid module is going to work fine at first, but as soon as the maceration bearings start to become magneto-annodized, you're going to run into serious hyperbolic phase issues. I'd recommend reading "Reciprocation Arms Employed in the Superficial Deplenoration of Panendermic Boloids" by Freeman and Miyazaki.

  • @Mrissecool
    @Mrissecool8 жыл бұрын

    Dingle arms only work when gamma-type reductiometers are interconnected via two semi-independent altogonomy pipes. As you probably remember from high school, Gördel springs won't autodifferentiate unless chloroformatic hypnogonic travfords' spikes are phased into the base log of the spring auxillaries. I really had higher expectations of you.

  • @JakeHawken

    @JakeHawken

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh man, "altogonomy" is a fantastic addition to this product's lexicon.

  • @chiphill4856

    @chiphill4856

    10 ай бұрын

    You are focusing on altogonomy pipes when he clearly stated trammel pipes were used. You must use the auto-trammel style due to the hypernash flash smasher, also known as Nash-n-smash. It simply cannot function the same as a non-transmogrofied Laplace style Wayne shaft, unless of course, it's moderated with blinker fluid. We have all seen examples of this in traditional encabulators. The good old days of wide open treezle snips and over torqued marzle vanes with original pedantoid trailing edges. Sometimes I wish I could go back, but then I realize I'd never get along without a Dunning-Kraymented alternating slip stream. Jus sayin.

  • @andrebasden
    @andrebasden9 жыл бұрын

    I just went back and watched this again and seriously how do you deliver this so friggin' dead pan and perfectly?? Ugh.

  • @domage

    @domage

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Will Clow Maybe because he has watched the original for 1000 times, since it's 20 years old. Do a youtube search for Retroincabulator

  • @isaaccarter5025

    @isaaccarter5025

    8 жыл бұрын

    The original is close to 40 years old now! Still just as funny as the day it was made!

  • @StratOCE

    @StratOCE

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@isaaccarter5025 The original original was actually made over 75 years ago (although this was in written form). But yeah I really don't like this version at all, stitching together multiple cuts doesn't take nearly as much skill. What made the older videos so good is that it was done in one single continuous take without breaking character.

  • @Nesetalis

    @Nesetalis

    2 жыл бұрын

    getting on around 50 years since the original video in the 70s :D

  • @liroy2057
    @liroy20578 жыл бұрын

    this reminds me of how plumbuses are made

  • @trigsim

    @trigsim

    8 жыл бұрын

    I think they also use fleeb juice on the dingle arm.

  • @benny_lemon5123

    @benny_lemon5123

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@trigsim Youre close- as it happens, fleeb juice is a proprietary formula, and the license couldn't be purchased. The dingle arm was instead lubricated with a copolymer extracted from simulated gronion sub-colonies incubated in a vat of pure Fleesian ecto-brine

  • @Nesetalis

    @Nesetalis

    2 жыл бұрын

    plumbus manufacture was 100% copied from the original version of these ;p

  • @christopher8220
    @christopher82208 жыл бұрын

    Now wait a minute: A company in New Zealand has just been granted a patent for a di-modial parametric flam, which will surpass the retro-encabulator's performance in the NON-linear region. It has demonstrated much more gain stability and a wider phase margin in the lambertorial response when coupled with the planar detractor, which does in fact exceed the goals established at the onset of the retro-turbo-encabulator development effort. I strongly urge this company to redirect its efforts on the dingle arm refinements as established in the Federal governments original RPF.

  • @charlesmartin1972

    @charlesmartin1972

    3 жыл бұрын

    A quick-and-dirty fix to the gain stability problem would be to perform an inverse lagrangian on the surreal part of the impedulance field of an arbitrary volumetric element of the panendermic semi-bovoid stator, as a function of position

  • @derkateramabend

    @derkateramabend

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@charlesmartin1972 I'd ask if you were insane to suggest an inverse Lagrangian on the surreal part, but you did preface it by saying it'd be quick and dirty, so I can't be mad. However, I've found that using a squared Eulerian is faster, despite giving unresolved infinitesimals in the ninth root of the momentum operator. I have yet to apply it to the stator, but so far experiments with the synvalvial comfamulator (without disjoint frumps of course, I'm not a madman) have given satisfactory results.

  • @snakebarber

    @snakebarber

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are we talking reticulated parametric flams or concentric?

  • @alexashworth3119

    @alexashworth3119

    Жыл бұрын

    I prefer the Fluxus capaciter for higher viscous results. The electrotransmagnetic reduction tables really provide protection against dipole transluminestent fungi corrosion without compromising the integrity and structure of the mammogram readers. Your dimodial parametric flam gets gummed up every time the reciprocating Flux replacements reach an altitude above the dielectric plane. No one wants to talk about that. Classic propaganda from the flam lovers. The new junk is the same as it was they just made it more expensive. Every time It gets above the dielectric plane youll experiencing clunk. If you can't build the high viscous fluxis yourself then you can suffice by spraying wd40 in the Homer modules. I used to put a little highmileage oil in the rotation box and switch out the buffer strip cones with gorilla tape. It isn't pretty but it will cut your magneto resistance parameters under the fibbonachi sequence numbers every time. Yes that's at the cost of risking a transmittal fusion reaction but ya gotta do what you gotta do.

  • @alexandrafokine3227
    @alexandrafokine32276 жыл бұрын

    This is what my whole year of high school physics sounded like to me. Thank you Hank and John for this awesome channel and for crash course physics!!!

  • @pranavlende8067
    @pranavlende80673 жыл бұрын

    FINALLY, I've been waiting for you guys to come out with this for years now! It's gonna solve so many problems, you don't even know....

  • @JBDazen
    @JBDazen3 жыл бұрын

    Until last week I hadn't heard of this text, now I've seen four versions. Oh KZread and your algorithms.

  • @bloodsweatandbeers4684

    @bloodsweatandbeers4684

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh KZread and your logarithmic contrabulative endofunctions*

  • @Chunks-of-Pepsi
    @Chunks-of-Pepsi9 жыл бұрын

    It's about time they made one of those

  • @kidyuki1
    @kidyuki110 жыл бұрын

    A nice reboot of a classic skit. Well done, Hank!

  • @ChaosWolfJoe
    @ChaosWolfJoe8 жыл бұрын

    Going to get my left-handed hammer for this one...

  • @rooseveltbrentwood9654

    @rooseveltbrentwood9654

    3 жыл бұрын

    while you’re there, can you grab me some fluid for my level? It’s running low…..

  • @flawedmind
    @flawedmind10 ай бұрын

    I love this. It’s the third and most recently recorded version I’ve seen of it. You people are awesome. Take care and DFTBA!

  • @thegardenofeatin5965
    @thegardenofeatin59657 жыл бұрын

    This is old news. In modern units, the marzul vanes have been replaced by piezopneumatic transactuators to recover high frequency pulses from the annular compressor as well as low frequency pulses. That's why they can achieve fluid efficiencies sufficient to directly drive the myomer hoop without etching a groove through the surmounting for a reduction gear train, plus the resulting laminar flow of return current reduces stiction in the peendle valve, allowing faster switching times and smoother throughput, but only on units rated for outputs above 62.5 centilumules per watt hour squared.

  • @gilbertschneider7342

    @gilbertschneider7342

    2 ай бұрын

    this all checks out.

  • @5PctJuice
    @5PctJuice10 жыл бұрын

    Well I for one have been waiting for such a device. Tell me, what advances are being made in the area of pneumatic flux capacitorial directive-conducting orbospecs? I'd love to see an episode on that.

  • @Enyavar1

    @Enyavar1

    11 ай бұрын

    9 years later, and it's still not on the consumer market anywhere. This appears to be as difficult to manufacture as a working fusion reactor... while its technological underpinnings have been so much simpler than fusion. Why?

  • @5PctJuice

    @5PctJuice

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Enyavar1 Obviously the hydropneumatic coils on the orbospecs can't be wound tight enough. We've known about this issue for some time.

  • @z50king29
    @z50king293 жыл бұрын

    I see you, all these years later and this is still great. This needs to keep going as it was one of the first video memes made for a specific group of people

  • @ClairvoyantTruth
    @ClairvoyantTruth7 жыл бұрын

    This is 4 years late, but I love this, thanks Hank (and Scishow!)

  • @VTM_rp
    @VTM_rp11 жыл бұрын

    Whenever people hang around my for too long when I don't want them around, I just play this video and they give me a confused look and go away. Thanks Hank!

  • @Huli-Man
    @Huli-Man8 жыл бұрын

    This must be how a normal human sees your shared SciShow news video in their inbox.

  • @brette
    @brette3 жыл бұрын

    Blast from the past, well done!

  • @RSGTomcat
    @RSGTomcat8 жыл бұрын

    Very well done. This was a great homage to the original 1970s turbo encabulator video

  • 3 жыл бұрын

    Which in turn goes back to a 1944 paper by John Hellins Quick.

  • @WingWong
    @WingWong9 жыл бұрын

    My _brain_ is getting goosebumps. How does that happen!?

  • @fatitankeris6327
    @fatitankeris63274 жыл бұрын

    0:53 This is the panametric fan? It's really hard to tell in this disassembled state and without even a brief close comparison the the spurving bearings.

  • @maninspired
    @maninspired4 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe I missed this years ago! I love this bit!

  • @mikmak12711
    @mikmak1271111 жыл бұрын

    This is why I love this youtube channel.

  • @Octojen
    @Octojen11 жыл бұрын

    At last, a scishow which hasn't been overly dumbed down. Keep it up!

  • @UnknownXV
    @UnknownXV11 жыл бұрын

    This techno babble made me shed a tear, beautiful work.

  • @NekoMouser
    @NekoMouser11 жыл бұрын

    An homage to the greats! Beautiful and well-done. Nice take on some of the best jargon use of all time.

  • @JasonRobinsonidaho
    @JasonRobinsonidaho Жыл бұрын

    The HyperEncabulator was just announced this summer by the spokesperson that brought us the TurboEncabulator back in the 90s

  • @krismoose124
    @krismoose1248 жыл бұрын

    errr..... ok. i totally agree with you there, i also had one of those thinga'ma'bobs... but the wheels fell off

  • @TheAngryAstronomer
    @TheAngryAstronomer8 жыл бұрын

    Subtitles for this was the best.

  • @AndrewMeyer

    @AndrewMeyer

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's actually pretty crazy how accurate it is. The only times it seems to get it wrong are when he's using totally made-up words.

  • @thegurw1994

    @thegurw1994

    7 жыл бұрын

    Probably because not much of this is new language, most of the words he's using are over 70 years old, even if they are made up.

  • @Qui-9
    @Qui-97 жыл бұрын

    I always thought that the undular conflamication of the shear fluid created unnecessary deronsification, leading to stration of the floboid gasifiers. These issues have been addressed by their new application of Milford trunions, and I'm satisfied to learn this. Up until now we had to work around it by defluxing all three plexiphase valves until they released pressure from the sprag end of the canuter valve. This caused undue wear on the bandworth helix however... My appreciation for new exactitude continues to pay off 👌

  • @WrenWarlock
    @WrenWarlock8 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad this classic problem was tackled by SciShow. Excellent.

  • @BrandonWillWin
    @BrandonWillWin Жыл бұрын

    Crazy to look back on just how outmoded this thing has become in only a few short years. Of course with the modern implementation of sequential autodampeners running in parallel to the sinusoidal aperture discs, the need for semipermeable induction in the electrostasis tube housing is totally eliminated. And with the increased capacity for torque retention by the hydro cooled Rohmer springs the only real bottleneck towards achieving remote microstatic grounding in the dinglearm is dipolar amperage leveling which is already being thoroughly researched by the Schlangg corporation, among others.

  • @7pastorb

    @7pastorb

    Жыл бұрын

    AH YES...the venerable Schlangg corporation. Creators of the Famulator, the Micro Turbo Boosting Depressuring Macoidance node, and the can opener. No better organization for Binovial Flux reluctance modulatransductionation research. Brilliant.

  • @AlanW

    @AlanW

    8 ай бұрын

    Just one year later, and I think the lawsuits, and regrettable loss of life, have proven that perhaps we aren't completely free from the tryanny of semipermeable induction in electrostatis tube housing.

  • @TRaddcliff
    @TRaddcliff7 жыл бұрын

    this guy needs several takes, hence all the cuts...the masters pull it off in one take

  • @TRaddcliff

    @TRaddcliff

    7 жыл бұрын

    its shitty and unimpressive when you can't pull it off in one go. he may be reading each segment between cuts. defeats the whole point.

  • @stephanefarnes6398
    @stephanefarnes6398 Жыл бұрын

    I have an original turbo incabulator and it's still going strong, it kept my marriage together!

  • @doubleru
    @doubleru11 жыл бұрын

    This is so beautiful, I almost cry every time I watch it. Like, every day. :D

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats11 жыл бұрын

    Amusingly, sometimes Hank sounds like this to me even when he's talking real science. Also Hank, you'd make Star Trek Voyager writers proud.

  • @logizophobe
    @logizophobe10 жыл бұрын

    TECHNOBABBLICIOUS!

  • @rickpolar
    @rickpolar2 жыл бұрын

    You're a legend Hank

  • @jwehrheim
    @jwehrheim11 жыл бұрын

    This is awesome. Well done.

  • @tcpolasek1
    @tcpolasek19 жыл бұрын

    Holy cow it is finally here, I have been asking for a retroprototurboencabulator for so many christmas and birthdays! I can now use my milford trunnion! I am so excited! Also can someone tell me where I can get a exothermic prokaryotic response module? I am looking for one to control my centripetal nuclear force genetically engineered rocket. Thanks

  • @Radicoly

    @Radicoly

    9 жыл бұрын

    They sell exothermic prokaryotic response modules at best buy. Also, genetically engineered rocket?

  • @senormojo

    @senormojo

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dude, keep to the topic at the hand. Next thing we know, we'll have dingbats asking where to find mono-carmonide flushbases for self-leveling tryptoshafts. And then, anarchy.

  • @rodrigotudancafernandez17

    @rodrigotudancafernandez17

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Radicoly Nah man, those are horrible. I personally source mine from the sealed opto-oxidation modules of broken thermal semi-automatic sawtooth generator. You find those everywhere. Cheers!

  • @BlueBetaPro
    @BlueBetaPro10 жыл бұрын

    But only flying vehicles with over 350 Program to program load scripts needs a main winding with a lotus-o-delta loader. Not Unwinding flux-type generators. This will probably not reduce sinusoidal generation only the noise generated from flux.

  • @buttface7848
    @buttface7848 Жыл бұрын

    Love this version, ❤️

  • @3lapsed
    @3lapsed Жыл бұрын

    And now we have the SANS ICS Hyper encabulator. What a time to be alive

  • @HummingLoud
    @HummingLoud10 жыл бұрын

    ram-a-lama ding-dong

  • @doctorophile
    @doctorophile10 жыл бұрын

    All that technobabble and you didn't manage to reverse the polarity of anything even once! I'm disappointed, Hank.

  • @chaimss

    @chaimss

    9 жыл бұрын

    This skit was written before Reversing Polarity (or Star Trek at all!!!) existed.

  • @1stCardboardKnight
    @1stCardboardKnight11 жыл бұрын

    This... this is just fantastic.

  • @coviox
    @coviox11 жыл бұрын

    The bloopers for this must be amazing.

  • @soverysleepy
    @soverysleepy7 жыл бұрын

    did ANYBODY crunch then numbers using covalent negatronicalogilally binion trimetrics? i thought not...sigh...engineers...

  • @willmich1
    @willmich110 жыл бұрын

    what is a "dingle arm?"

  • @Joseph32547

    @Joseph32547

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is an assembly that contains the anhydrous dipolorized dingle-sprocket to invert the sinusoidal wave thus reducing depleneration.

  • @j3ah0o
    @j3ah0o7 жыл бұрын

    Hahhahahahhhahahah!!!!!! It's not been two weeks since I remembered the original video and shared with with my bestie! Love it! I almost busted out laughing in a lobby full of fellow students

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd3 жыл бұрын

    Dang it this bit gets better Every. Single. Time. I hear it.

  • @chillsahoy2640
    @chillsahoy26408 жыл бұрын

    I bought my Retro-Proto-Turbo-Encabulator about two months ago but I've noticed that its performance has decreased significantly and sometimes it stops working entirely. Should I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow to try and fix it?

  • @DavidAtwell

    @DavidAtwell

    8 жыл бұрын

    +E “Anonymous Nerdfighter” Hernandez Happened to me twice. Don't bother reversing the polarity, I know the manual says it'll work but there's so much inter-electrode diffusion that the gains are usually minimal. Try re-modializing the magnetoreluctant tremmypipe, which can be done pretty simply with a triphasic side-sigmoid osmolation belt. If that doesn't work, unengage the annular grillage coefficient compensator and reprime the particulate end-node monitor. Either way, you should be able to reclose the dimorphic conductance seal and bring the capacitive duractance back up to nominal without a problem. Good luck!

  • @chillsahoy2640

    @chillsahoy2640

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** Thanks! I'll try that in the morning. If none of that works I'll try sending a complaint to the website and they'll either send me a new model or send someone over to do some repairs.

  • @gilbertschneider7342

    @gilbertschneider7342

    2 ай бұрын

    @@DavidAtwell heard your mom all over that magnetoreluctant tremmypipe

  • @RomLoneWolf23
    @RomLoneWolf238 жыл бұрын

    So, THAT's how much information a man can spout without actually informing people of anything!

  • @melissabautz2346

    @melissabautz2346

    6 жыл бұрын

    RomLoneWolf23 , Umm, have you ever written an essay in school? I know I have spouted alot more information without informing people than him.

  • @magnuswootton7368

    @magnuswootton7368

    6 жыл бұрын

    you obviously never went to uni.

  • @jesusmora9379

    @jesusmora9379

    5 жыл бұрын

    you obviously never watched the news

  • @filipfilipovic2974
    @filipfilipovic297410 жыл бұрын

    I love how the machine uses Magneto reluctance.

  • @obsleet
    @obsleet10 жыл бұрын

    This was so perfect. Well done. I think this beats the original.

  • @gophop

    @gophop

    10 жыл бұрын

    The original was one take, I think. They didn't cut like it's done on YT today.

  • @loonatic7
    @loonatic79 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't figure out if this video was just a joke or if it was real. It seems like he's just making up a load of nonsense words and stringing them together in a way that sounds like it might make sense to someone somewhere...but not me :-/

  • @gruntage95

    @gruntage95

    9 жыл бұрын

    It's a reference to a very old skit done that became a hit with engineering students. Essentially, it's just nonsense. It's spoken in a way that's techy enough to make most non-engineering students think it's real, but of course to anyone who works or studies the field they know it's just nonsense. Check out "Turbo Encabulator", you can find the original clip here on youtube

  • @gruntage95
    @gruntage959 жыл бұрын

    wat

  • @johnforrestboone1

    @johnforrestboone1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol just youtube search turbo encabulator. This is a very old joke

  • @lemonadecupcakes
    @lemonadecupcakes11 жыл бұрын

    I just watched this again to marvel at the fact that he got through this speech. Impressive.

  • @JackCliffordWilliams
    @JackCliffordWilliams3 жыл бұрын

    I've only just found out about the Turbo Encabulator and now I'm obsessed! 🤣

  • @Ilamarea
    @Ilamarea8 жыл бұрын

    So this is how normal people feel when they watch science videos xD

  • @roelin360

    @roelin360

    3 жыл бұрын

    Science videos on youtube are typically pretty accessible, so no.

  • @MinimalModul
    @MinimalModul9 жыл бұрын

    A few years ago videos like the "Rockwell Retro Encabulator" were great fun and I almost forget them over time. But was forced to review this masterpieces of Technobabble. Now a few years later I have absolutely no fun with them because I was forced to recognize that many people around me take it for real. Sadly they not even once have a doubt that this and other Pseudoscience jokes are reality. I'm scared for mankind and our children because of this rapid escalation of medial disinformation, pseudoscience, and conservatively pushed political religious creationism and millions of people not be capable to distinguish between them and reality. Or even worse they don't care a pap for it. =MinimalModul=

  • @macrumpton

    @macrumpton

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thankfully in a few years our robot overlords will make all of our bad decisions and willful ignorance a thing of the past.

  • @andiek9509
    @andiek950911 жыл бұрын

    I realized it was an april fools joke at the "dingle arm"

  • @jimday666
    @jimday6663 жыл бұрын

    This is gold.

  • @coleblount1539
    @coleblount153910 жыл бұрын

    Based on the market development posts, I can see why this innovation would be great for autofibulations. But I would like to point out some things; first the grammeter obviously doesn't have a chignostic fible counter, which enables customer happiness maximization. While I can appreciate the quanah meezal node, it should be welded to the fabrim ending receiver, adding more geobanadrolic fluid to the electro Flumming output. But I will say this; the pano metric fan is a great design in the artopilotion department. One last thing, the pinostichoplatinicobibulator should definitely be made with koolinatuc sentry gliders. Thanks I hope you take these things into consideration.

  • @DaveHoskinsCG
    @DaveHoskinsCG9 жыл бұрын

    Hey, it needs to be done in one take, like the original. Not cheating with editing! See:- biggeekdad.com/2010/11/turbo-encabulator/

  • @redmond318

    @redmond318

    9 жыл бұрын

    Watched your link. That video was not done in one shot

  • @DaveHoskinsCG

    @DaveHoskinsCG

    9 жыл бұрын

    Adam Redmond I heard the whole thing is spoken out as a single rehearsed piece. But yes there are cuts, but it's been done much better. Here we have visible jumps in image and speech pacing being cut too quickly. This guy can't even make it passed the word 'excellence' at 00:14 :D :P .

  • @chaimss

    @chaimss

    9 жыл бұрын

    David Hoskins My theory is that that was on purpose, to keep it in the same style as a regular SciShow episode.

  • @alenphull

    @alenphull

    9 жыл бұрын

    David Hoskins Probly just couldnt stop laughing at himself

  • @prof.heinous191
    @prof.heinous1913 жыл бұрын

    One of the best bits with all of these is the spelling, never the same twice!

  • @darfoggy1644
    @darfoggy16447 жыл бұрын

    Never gets old

  • @Rogan_Dorn
    @Rogan_Dorn7 жыл бұрын

    But could this be used to counter tri-nimbic turbulence?

  • @ldobehardcore

    @ldobehardcore

    7 жыл бұрын

    Why would you even worry about that?! They've effectively prevented side-fumbling!

  • @mrchangcooler
    @mrchangcooler9 жыл бұрын

    This is the kind of technobabble you'd see on cartoons. None of it makes any sense. You even added "Lunar" somewhere in there. And funny enough, a lot of people would believe this was real science.

  • @AbsurdAsparagus

    @AbsurdAsparagus

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mr.chang cooler the whole jargon is like 50 years old. not to detract from hank, i just think its amazing how this thing is so old.

  • @sandhawke

    @sandhawke

    8 жыл бұрын

    +kenrick encinas Actually, more than 70 years old! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

  • @jfortman73
    @jfortman7311 жыл бұрын

    The coat just makes this. Awesome.

  • @clem1571
    @clem15713 жыл бұрын

    This one won't be any better. They're under powered and always have been.

  • @GreatSirZachary
    @GreatSirZachary10 жыл бұрын

    Please revert the title. Otherwise the video isn't very usful for trickign people.

  • @stevenreckling203
    @stevenreckling2039 жыл бұрын

    He is doing a fairly good job keeping normal facial expressions but SciShow's normal videos are explained in understandable language rather than pseudotechnobabble.

  • @MarshallTheArtist

    @MarshallTheArtist

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's literally the joke.

  • @Plazmax88
    @Plazmax8811 жыл бұрын

    Omg i love the drawn reciprocation dingle arm!

  • @dreadpiratederson
    @dreadpiratederson11 жыл бұрын

    A most excellent update to a geek classic.

  • @Radicoly
    @Radicoly9 жыл бұрын

    Everyone in the comments is trying to be as cool as sci-show xD

  • @jllarivee60
    @jllarivee6011 жыл бұрын

    OH Frick! They are finally making progress with the Retroprototurboencabulator! About damn time!

  • @disgruntled181
    @disgruntled1816 жыл бұрын

    This guy is spot on!!

  • @Anthony_Stuart
    @Anthony_Stuart11 жыл бұрын

    The more takes this required to film, the more respect I have for him XD

  • @nallenthepuh
    @nallenthepuh11 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait to get hold of one for my protolynx!

  • @robbob1866
    @robbob186611 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! Hank must have had a lot of takes. I can't imagine trying to go through all that without cracking up

  • @pepperplume
    @pepperplume11 жыл бұрын

    i can't wait to buy one!

  • @bobmotherfuckinsmith7283
    @bobmotherfuckinsmith72837 жыл бұрын

    this was so good, lol awesome job

  • @Linkz57
    @Linkz5711 жыл бұрын

    Finally! They've been talking about Retto-proto-turbo prototypes for years, I can't wait to order one.

  • @spinynorman887
    @spinynorman8874 жыл бұрын

    I have a prototype of The Retro-Proto-Turbo-Encabulator in my basement. I use it on my frammisstat to alleviate wear on the spiral veeblefetzer, utilizing pre-squeegeed quivic grease to reduce markle shock on the canootilin valve. Volumetric wave drag is thus reduced to the cosine of the reciprocal, which is always the ultimate goal of a frammisstat.

  • @brianbradley8358
    @brianbradley83582 жыл бұрын

    I Love This!!

  • @rogerdotlee
    @rogerdotlee11 жыл бұрын

    And he pulls it off with a straight face. Well done, Dr. Greene, well done indeed.