Imagine if you came to work high on this day

@jackderaway

3 жыл бұрын

Dude it makes me feel like I’m high when I’m not.

@compsmith007

Жыл бұрын

Eep!!

@trickywily2823

2 ай бұрын

I'd be so happy this guy is amazing

I'm not a fan of the gibberish part, but his opening of using real words for nonsensical sentences was great. That, to me, is the true double-talk.

@stringwhore

3 жыл бұрын

Double talk is a language like pig latin is.

@squatch570

Жыл бұрын

So it's perfectly tailored for an idiot like you to fall right into! 7 words in I knew it was bullshit,even before his preface explanation.

This is genius. It's the epitome of mundane argument avoidance.

Ya know, if I was there, I might actually be kinda worried that he was having a stroke...

Sounds like every politician ever

@Phyoomz

5 жыл бұрын

and Minister

@Scrumbumbler

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, double talk is a term identifying a socio-political tool People irl will use this to a less extreme degree to manipulate you

I love double-talk...Danny Kaye and Sid Caesar were the masters of sounding fluent in any language when they were just faking...and you, Sir, are equally astonishing!

This man is genius ! I literally studied Durwood Fincher (Mr Doubletalk) until I could do some of what he does. I conducted interviews for our fire dept, asking hopeful applicants questions they could NOT understand. Watching them squirm and fake through it was priceless (and videoed). Then, they were let off the hook and told they had passed. Great fun.

This man hits the middle option on autocorrect in real life

This is nuts. Mr. King is a master. I first encountered double-talk about 1964 in a book about language. There was a short section about Al Kelly with one of his routines that began: "I need not credish nor elongate upon the high purposes of our crombits, which have so unselfishly craded moslamit the fandon of human kindness..." I have carried this with me all this time.

The girl at 2:15 was like "damn straight!!!"

@wendysbrian1

3 жыл бұрын

Women often nod to and support bullshit. Please see the audience of the Wendy Williams show, consider also that it was Eve who was talked into biting the apple.

@ricardoh87

Жыл бұрын

women just want to fit in

OMG!! What a great concept. Verbal Perception Manipulation. I think I know how to handle those collection calls I get.

@grizzlyvoodoo

3 жыл бұрын

You got the disease too🤣🤣🤣🤣

I used to be dyslexic but God thank not more ever am I any.

My brain refused to focus on it very long, lol

OMG this takes me back! When I was a young man, I bussed tables in a beach hotel restaurant. Our F&B manager was am old bar owner from back in Baltimore and he could "double talk" like a champ. We would have banquets and conventions and such, and Phil, the F&B manager, would be introduced as a keynote speaker. They would cook up all these bogus credentials. If it was lawyers, he'd be professor emeritus Georgetown Law School, if it was doctors, he'd be retired chief of surgeons at Johns Hopkins, fellow at the National Institute of Health, whatever. Then he would double talk the crowd, just like this, for five minutes, then break out into totally off color "blue" stand up comedy. It was high art!

I agree it totally nullifies any conversation. I myself liked to talk about my work and i've had to practice talking about it for any person, on any level, and make it understandable. It's weird how there's a market for learning how to speak the exact opposite way.

Sounds like this undergrad psychology class I took in college.

Can't say I've ever heard someone talk like that. Very interesting.

He's the definition of overusing the keyboard prediction bar.

He makes perfect sense!!! I also just escaped from Bellevue Hospital.

That is pure comedy🤣Take that on the road man!

I used to work as an academic editor for non-native speakers. The language, when it was grammatically correct, often sounded like this mumbo jumbo.

@adhamarafa2411

3 жыл бұрын

but.....but that is the gibberish part xD

Thanks to Al Kelly and all those great vaudeville double talkers

Kev'..an esteemed graduate pf Professor Irwin Corey's school of 'Being the World's Foremost Authority'..

Absolutely hysterical.

I feel like I’m listening to someone about to run for President.

3:25 Clap your stump... that's right.. clap it.

@Phyoomz

4 жыл бұрын

LMMFAO!!!!!!!! hahahahah

@ghostrider2664

3 жыл бұрын

DUDE! That's my band's name! Stump Clapper! Weird!!!....

I believe all politicians know how to do this.

Excellent!

Politicians!

A real Pro.

That was warm on a nice hot day and made me laugh cause it was cold this day is a great night

This sounds like when you spam the suggested word above the keyboard

This has been known in the past as Xjargon

great lullaby

hahahaa what?! I just had to stop and write this at the 01:50 mark.

But where is the encabulator

rofl...love this..!

At least they got the joke... I doubt anyone would get that here in Malta. They would just keep staring at you.

6:30ish shockamanoflaps with all the sparkometers coming out the side

comprehension 'splode.

More sensible than Kamala....

what is the empire of the 21st century?

Hypnosis is one helluva drug

Check out the Al Kelly video

Sounds like Michael Eric Dyson in a debate

Saying gibberish with key words like “life changing” and “21st century” where the audience will pay attention to and almost like fear mongering they get reeled in

id walk out,, sorry

Reminds me of alan greenspan

At 3:30 that woman is p.o.'d , she had been taking notes .

@0:37 insanity begins

And today,his student KH thrives living on the dole.

Professor Irwin Corey

Swnd me the damn transcript!

It seems that it is all about the pitch of your voice.

Vivek Ramaswamy

Very funny

Stanley Unwin.

This art is a lost art except in congress

Ye liyke Dags?

That young representative from New York speaks like this all the time. She just grabs random smart sounding words and phrases and strings it together into pure double talk. (AOC)

Sam Hydes TedX talk

Donald Trump can do this, and does do this.

lol

So there's no chance of either pleasant or unpleasant conditions? I am so disappointed. That was a masterful use of run-on sentences and "conjoined" sentences, where the direct object object of the first sentence serves immediately-and with neither substitution nor punctuation-as the subject of the second sentence. Y'know, some people pay good money to gain this as a pharmacological effect, while many others pay good money for pharmacology to make the effect go away. Good luck to all in the 21st century empire!

Sounds like Joe Biden.

Oh it’s a practical joke? Seems pretty impractical to me.

Kamala Harris' sensei.

Antichrist😍

very strange way of speaking

I invite you to a free analysis. I see and hear some symptoms of a televangelist. Brother your almost ready to go mainstream. Perhaps a little more twang in your voice will increase your believability.

Its like a Joe Biden speech with less tangents and less stuttering

So this is where the Obamic Wonder and the Hillarrhoid learned effective public speaking.

@zissler1

4 жыл бұрын

Gablesman888 stay away from paper blankets

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