this is how you extract a compressed file on Linux

@i-love-comountains3850

8 жыл бұрын

LMFAO accurate.

@bobbyyates8952

6 жыл бұрын

Computer engineers are such a humorless lot.

@quantumblauthor7300

5 жыл бұрын

@Captain Angry instructions unclear; typed "extact;" dingle arm is now stuck in panametric fam.

@xavierbeauregard

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Angry No! In modern iterations of Linux this method is known to produce sidefumbling which causes irreversible damage to your peripherals such as dingle arms and panametric fans, as other commenters noted.

@xavierbeauregard

5 жыл бұрын

Bobby Yates As a computer engineer, I’ve lost my sense of humour after having to repair countless cardinal grammeters because clients would always ignore my warnings about messing with spurving bearings. The logarithmic casing will NOT prevent this kind of damage.

and all in one continuous take. that's pretty damn impressive.

@Nash1a

5 жыл бұрын

Its down right exoplaniferous!

@BarryWarne

4 жыл бұрын

He has always been the master

@trucid2

2 жыл бұрын

If he forgets the names he can make up new ones on the spot that sound similar. No one would know.

@monkytrane

Жыл бұрын

Dude wrote the book, I believe

@bartsanders1553

Жыл бұрын

​@@trucid2Yeah, right. Like sonisoidal repleneration is a made up word...😂

"The crudely conceived idea..." I love that.

Spokesman: "Where n is, of course..." Me: "Of course."

I'm an experienced Electrical Engineer and let me say I most certainly do appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together a regurgative pearl well and a super-native wingelsprocket. One of the hardest things I've encountered at my job thus far.

@deankay4434

Жыл бұрын

But is does greatly reduce synusodal depleneration! DK, ASE master tech since 78

@Crumphorn

Жыл бұрын

@@deankay4434 And what of side-fumbling?

@deankay4434

Жыл бұрын

@@Crumphorn Mr. Crumphorn, the fumbling must always be on the inlet of the "Tankered" side of the "Winglegate". Otherwise, it may result in loss of anhydrous assist lower throttle bearing. It is imperative that you follow this procedure to the input of the sproketizer otherwise excessive release of effulant via the rear Holcomb sprocket. Oh, please wear safety glasses while tray is upright & extinguish all smoking materials. This is how we lost the Chicago training center. Excellent question and thank me!

@ThunderAppeal

Жыл бұрын

@@deankay4434 What about the supernatal weinersprocket? This is actually the first time I'm hearing of this. Ive heard about the side-fumbling issue, which has persistently been an occasional appearance. Was this discovered in the 1914 congress of scatalogical sciences in peru?

@bobquartlemigula2351

Жыл бұрын

The music they listened to during this engineering was by Chunky Wing Mong empty gorf dorp.

OMG! When he said "scatological sciences" 7up nearly came out my nose! Hilarious. This is one of the best things on KZread ever.

@sm8000

Жыл бұрын

Peruvian Institute (of) Scatological Sciences ---- That one got me too!

As an amateur Scatologist, I can confirm that the Peruvians are global leaders in that arena of study.

Rockwell used these on the B1. The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. I remember it from High school.

@salty_berserker_channel

Жыл бұрын

My grandfather worked for Rockwell and on the B1. He was probably well versed in weenle sprockets and cryptonatic bolling pins.

@markfergerson2145

Жыл бұрын

Well yes, but that was the *retro* turboencabulator which is now obsolete.

@aidanpysher2764

Жыл бұрын

I had a buddy that worked Avionics on the B1 at Ellsworth. The worst part of thru-flight inspections were recalibrating the lunar wayneshafts, as they were crucial to the TFR and the variable swept wings.

@saxboigames1493

Жыл бұрын

When I was dealing with the Hyper-encabulator, the refined version of the Turbo-Encabulator, I had issues with Sinusoidal Depleneration. I tried adjusting the proverbial bearings and resetting catalytic infusion box located under the SOC drawer, but then the dinglearm was charged and restricted flow to the pentametric fan. Anybody have guidance on this?

@saxboigames1493

Жыл бұрын

@James Ward Couldn't hurt, will definitely give it a go. Thanks James for helping me get back to Encabulating!

the first day of my automotive class my teacher showed us this… we all had that glaze over our eyes and the thought of " o god what did we get in to" haha.

@cjsveningsson

Жыл бұрын

We had a thing like that too and I wish I could recall /anything/ from it! An accomplished (and peculiarly spherical) maths professor had most of us fooled. Same university which perhaps actually passed a dissertation in a similar fashion on “fatilar calculus”

@ejburton4305

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same

This is the best video to play in the middle of a public restroom

@maharba1443

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I just did

@FreshlySnipes

Жыл бұрын

Where do you think I am right now…

@deankay4434

Жыл бұрын

Use a clip board while frantically taking notes and mumble something about "I need his job so bad since others turned you down" "My wife is expecting twins" use spray sweet (quart of water, heat, add 1 cup tables salt, stir until dissolved) and act nervous & dis-shoved and upset.

@Ac22768

Жыл бұрын

Why?

I found an old one in a junk yard, took it home, cleaned it up and it would still run perfectly off of a 9-volt battery. Rockwell does it again!

@noisepuppet

Жыл бұрын

Novice users may complain about the learning curve, but there's really no other way to make an authentic cappuccino.

@williamchiafos3889

Жыл бұрын

They are also active in weather manipulation and "ET" technology. Seen it first hand. Lived a couple blocks away from one....

@lewiemcneely9143

Жыл бұрын

@@williamchiafos3889 Better you than me. Thanks and I wouldn't doubt it one bit.

@garystinnett8321

Жыл бұрын

I'll give you $50 for it. I just need the dingle arms

@lewiemcneely9143

Жыл бұрын

@@garystinnett8321 I wished. I have the short-amed variety. No go.

This guy is brilliant--how he could do this without laughing is pretty amazing.

@ThunderAppeal

Жыл бұрын

With a cost of 68 billion dollars I can imagine why he wouldnt be laughing. Those 41 monesticaly spaced grouting brushes are probably the other reason.

@Gorboduc

Жыл бұрын

Plus his mastery of scatological sciences.

@outerrealm

Жыл бұрын

There undoubtedly were outtakes full of belly laughs. Love to see the blooper reel.

@thomasb7347

10 ай бұрын

It's the nangling pins that are the secret hero here

All delivered in one flawless take? Well done, acting human simulatricator.

Costs 59 billion dollars. UPS man still leaves it at the door without ringing.

I've watched the late Bud Haggert do several versions. The guy totally kills it. Hats off to him.

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

The original one, "turboencabulator", was written in 1944 by a 21 year old electrical engineering student in the UK but I don't recognise this one, I think Bud might have written this one. If he did then he definitely had the same sense of humour as the original writer because it's a perfect follow up.

As an engineer in the Coast Guard we had to deal with sinusoidal replenaration especially when in full.power on the main diesels. We eventually switched to hardened nangling pins on the output drive of the Reduction gear inner marsal vanes with great success.

My nan worked on the blue print of this model back in 46 in their Delaware labaratory. She demonstrated the mollecular flange concept while under a trance, the upshot of this is that the bipedal cuplet spring, lightly welded to a gimp-truneon momentarily caused fractious stratosmatic gurblings in the truncheon valve.

I feel like this might be a VHS found in the backrooms.

@dominark2730

Жыл бұрын

lol my thoughts exactly🤣

The Peruvian academy of scatological sciences is my new favourite science institute.

@CeruleanFilms

7 жыл бұрын

They can knock together a hopper datascope, but they still have to get the anhydrous nangling pins from San Fransokyo.

The turbo encapulator brings back memories. I was there for several renditions of this unique device on-set as part of the film crew during the filming of legitimate training and industrial films. Legendary to be sure.😂😂😂 Bud would pull out this jewel of engineering malarkey without any warning. And the client, be it Rockwell international or general motors or NASA all end up falling out of their chairs laughing trying to figure out what the hell was going on with the script. Good times good times yes indeed.

@ryanellis4474

Жыл бұрын

It was a serious video, but what of “scatalogical science in Peru”? Sounds like poop thoughts in South America. I will pray for America. Please pray for me. God Bless you.

With so many modern takes on this one really learns to appreciate the gravitas that this man had. Can't teach that.

I am currently building one of these in my garage. Does anyone know where I can get some High S-Value Phenylhydrobenzamine and Remonitive Tetraiotahexamine?

@ShaunKeefe

9 жыл бұрын

Kabooki Joe Yeah I looked. They were all out. Apparently this is some highly desired stuff.

@ARTZY64

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaun Keefe Donald Trump bought it out: it's the only shit that helps his hair defy gravity.

@polobubblevest

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaun Keefe zumiez

@tylerjacobson8012

8 жыл бұрын

Advanced auto parts.

@Zoidberg227

8 жыл бұрын

+Shaun Keefe I have a source on it, but unfortunately it is a grade that doesn't work well in low side-fumbling applications. Also, if your dingle arm is made out of phenoplastic polyamulite, it will degrade and clog your panametric fam.

An absolute cornucopia of Bovine Scatology. :)

@HiroNguy

Жыл бұрын

Dilbertian levels of BTWBS.

My phase detractors are absolutely perfect now. Smooth as silk. I don’t know what I would have done with this. My cardinal gram meter is FINALLY synchronized 🤙🏻

If you follow the development of the Turbo Encabulator, you should know that the dingle arm is pivotal in the design. No dingle arm... no Turbo Encabulator.

During all this they still managed to slip in a poop joke. Amazing.

Elementary school stuff man, get into the complicated side of it!

I got no idea how this bloke can talk all that shit and not even brake out a grin how fu$#en good is he what a legend

Saw this on the first day of automatic transmissions in college , was very helpful with learning the bowling shim purpose and reciprocating dingle arm

Bro has the most amazing articulation and deadpan delivery I've ever seen 🤣🙌

This guy has the perfect voice for satire.. he sounds like he actually believes what he's saying... he should run for office.

@privateuser3725

Жыл бұрын

He is but he changed his name to Herschel Walker

I have had many sleepless nights mulling over the difficulty of nubbing together a regurgative pearl well and a super-native wingelsprocket. It sounds exactly like the kind of half-dream I have when I have a fever.

Legend has it that if someone actually built this to the specs described; they would build a working time machine

@GeriatricMillenial

Жыл бұрын

They were correct.

@dekumarademosater2762

Жыл бұрын

Regrettably, all time machines end up consuming more time than they produce.

That man deserves a medal for his acting!!!! xD

Finally, this helped so much. I could not figure out how to have the regurgitate pearl well hit the super native way until the 2:22 part. Thanks so much, everyone who works with encabulators should see this.

Turbo encabulators were the best. Now everything has been replaced by this digital bullshit. I mean, you can't even buy a transcendental hopper datascope anymore, unless you find a used one on eBay, and then you'd better be prepared to pay twenty times what they used to cost.

@bend1483

9 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it! I wore out my drawn reciprocating dingle-arm and then suddenly I had all kinds of sinusoidal deplaneration problems to deal with!

@RyanSchweitzer77

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben D Not to mention all of the momental balance and calibration bearing journalling getting premature wear, with additional wear on the de-shearing cams, due to excessive inductive electrokinetic deviation of the arm. Most especially if it's a 2nd generation or earlier model, before the flabber plates on the main spring accelerometers were converted to flabber columns to eliminate said deviation, but also reducing eddy drag and reduced co-phased impedance mismatching to the sender electrodes...!

@cmatthews718

8 жыл бұрын

It all went to shit when they went from hydrocoptic marzelvanes to transistorized marzelvanes. The panametric fam had to be redesigned and the side fumbling was worse than before. It was fine the way it was, I don't know why they had to keep changing it.

@LordSandwichII

2 жыл бұрын

@@cmatthews718 You forgot the main reason they did it - it's cheaper to make! That's always the reason, even though it's worse! 🙄 Also, the transistorised design is based on the previous idea of using hydraulic spring dampers, only this time it's a variable solenoid instead. It was stupid then, and it's stupid now!

@hoofie2002

Жыл бұрын

The Chinese copies on eBay fail once you get close to their sinusoidal phase gimbal distortion limits as their inductance matrix compensation reactive flange gaskets are just junk.

The Turbo Encabulator has been a troublesome part on my car too.. "I've" narrowed down the problem.. The polygear resonator clip breaks away from the after-knocker isolator causing the spin-graph metalizer pin to phase shift! ;)

@1949kf

8 жыл бұрын

+Drummer2k Probably a weak garter spring on the torus phase vane cathartic oil pump gland. Repair it with electrostatic polystasis grouting backed with a wave washer.

@Drummer2k

8 жыл бұрын

+1949kf HAHA! love it! :P

@randyzachrich4524

8 жыл бұрын

Doesn't that also clog the 5th Fritter valve?

@c0pperb0ltwire4

7 жыл бұрын

Not if you add Sudo-inversed riveted oil. Works like a charm.

15 people forgot to realign the incepted reverse back flowing coolant tri-valve to the unti-reactive flow regaohian gagenstein jorutainro drip pan.

I love the German book! What a great script, and congratulations to the narrator. That must have been quite the study.

This is what engineering class feels like.

Me and my girl friend in 1977 were VIP guests of Rockwell at the initial flight testing of the space shuttle at Edwards AFB. The defanglelated conical tail coaxial interloping cover was connected to the main body via 72 retainer pins coupled to semi-sproidal rachelators using large modal thuckers. The main body was attached to the launch vehicle using 14 desensitized eloid magentical turboids of the standard type although explosive ellipsoidal rotunders were used on later flights due to analysis of the rotunders which revealed acosmicanical fault of the tab inserted in 7th partial sequencing. Upon destabilization of the fluzoid nonemitter, the shuttle was to glide to a landing. However, it was found that exucaustive turnucles shifted the diametric phase 1.27 jallions (1.02 nominal) of output which of course resulted in a near side swipe of the viewing platorium upon which guest were assembled. All in all the flight was a success.

@fastsofaracing

8 жыл бұрын

yeah I was there. it was a good year.

@robin-hr9up

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for clearing that up for us.

@thudthud5423

Жыл бұрын

Only 1.27 jallions? I thought it was closer to 2.01.

@marieol

9 ай бұрын

the only thing we're just not sure we believe is that you had a girlfriend 😂

This piece is quite antiquated. They clearly ignore the standard rate laws that are a key requisite for systematically turning metabolic networks into kinetic models. They should provide a simple, general, and biochemically plausible formulae for reaction velocities and elasticity coefficients. At the same time, they need to adhere to allosteric matrix hyperbolic inhibition restrictions and respect relations between the kinetic constants and metabolic fluxes and concentrations.These are 2 areas well they fall far short of their design target. Where they miss entirely is with the notion that a family of reversible rate laws for reactions with arbitrary stoichiometries and various types of regulation, including mass-action, Michaelis-Menten, and uni-uni reversible Hill kinetics are thermodynamically safe! Also that the parametrisation of these rate laws and parameter sets obtained by synchronizing inverse reactive algorithms, or Wegscheider-non-compliant version optimization are guaranteed to lead to consistent chemical equilibrium and elasticity states! I mean WTF!

@shawn.f96

7 жыл бұрын

🙂 what

@Goldesection

7 жыл бұрын

I thought my comments were quite self explanatory

@deathr1te

7 жыл бұрын

You're absolutely correct! This technology has advanced significantly since this crude example was made. Efficiency has been increased over 600% from this design.

@xdancindavex

7 жыл бұрын

Biochemist

@mccowan06

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the capacitive duration of various bimodal transvestite sprockets de-evolved over the phenyl springs linked to the rack and pinion stater of the fluctural aviary.

holy crap this guy did this in ONE TAKE?!

A straight face, no stuttering, in one take. Wonder how much time they spent in rehearsal? Great job!

Now you know what an explanation of advanced technical mathematics sounds like to me. You lucky engineers.

I'm Nopher Trunions and I approve this message.

After three years of discussions with his plenipotentiaries, Von Strek Braun clearly saw the Encabulator to be the worthy successor to the Turbo hydramatic 400 used in early GM cars. Unfortunately due to a minor miscalculation in centrifugal variance of slightly more than .1204735 in flow rate, it was discovered that the metrocardiobiolic ventricular caused the whole thing to fail. How sad, it showed such great promise!!!

Dude...one take. What a legend.

Sounds like a dictionary that got struck by lightning! I love it.

First, the formula was incorrect. Should be as follows: P=2.5C*6.7/N, where "N" is the trisetrical malatun of retrograde temperature phase disposition. Second, it was Bloomenstein's 5th Scholarly Dismarflation, NOT his 7th volume. Lastly, the cryptonaptic boling shim was never "technically" tankred. It was, rather crudely, disparaprodited and then manipulated with cold fluidition to appear tankred. I understand that old science couldn't explain these things, so I just wanted to throw that out there for anyone who has found this to make little to no logical sense.

@nateburd

9 жыл бұрын

Bernard Buckholtz To be accurate, German words are much, much, much longer than English words- so it is the 5th volume in English and 7th in German.

@ninjabuck2576

9 жыл бұрын

Nathan Burd Ah yes. See, my lack of 6 Doctorate degrees is showing. I knew 5 wasn't enough. Meh well.

@dtmctech

8 жыл бұрын

+Bernard Buckholtz The main answer occurs about 2.02 in the video of reference - Peruvian academy of Scatological sciences

@erikkayV

8 жыл бұрын

+Bernard Buckholtz I scoff at your middle school understanding of what has transpired. They are clearly using a Debians reverse-pole lorentz barrier phase block with the optional lateral swing arm micro inductive peen field variance shield installed. With this variable in place, volume 7 is clearly the correct answer. Also with this information I think you will now clearly understand his use of the phrase "tankred" to mean dianotically flex-ventricated. A simple mistake.

@TheSpicySimon

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! That completely cleared my misunderstandings! :)

hahaha anyone else catch the Scatalogical sciences mention? Scataology - scatology or coprology is the study of feces

@Zoidberg227

8 жыл бұрын

+The Mc Or in this case, the art and science of bullshitting.

@BrettonFerguson

8 жыл бұрын

+The Mc The 41 monastically spaced grouting brushes are necessary when implementing any scatological science applications.

@pdraggy

8 жыл бұрын

+The Mc exhaust fumes, feces it's all the same thing lol

@workoutvideos541

8 жыл бұрын

+The Mc This entire video is a satire on the bullshit associated with engineering and technobabble.

@Jim1Jim1

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Mr. Mac. Your discovery reminded me of when I worked with radars and missile control computers. One of our scanning radars was down during a night fly in by the Air Force testing their newest jammers. The "1st Lt" (Army) heading up our side of the mission was getting upset and frantic.Our Warrant officer who knew we could do without this radar very nicely told him on the voice line in use by all that there was a problem with the radar's 'Fallopian Tube' and couldn't be fixed until our parts warehouse people came in come morning.

I swear I missed that day in High School. If only I hadn't been a football star I could have learned something useful.

I’m a rocket scientist and I concur with the dingle arm assessment in this video.

I definitely nubbed my wenal sprocket after watching that.

@robin-hr9up

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@randyrrandelson6444

3 жыл бұрын

I hate it when that happens.

@alexisjankowski3281

3 жыл бұрын

@@randyrrandelson6444 I love it when that happens

@randyrrandelson6444

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexisjankowski3281 I guess whatever gets your rocks off.

Monastic spacing is ingenious. It languished in obscurity for hundreds of years since it was developed. I fully expect it will be employed more with the success of Rockwell's turbo encabulator.

Imagine what the warranty claim narrative would look like.

@TheRyan668

9 жыл бұрын

this is Kirk Hamblen describing an AT540 oil change to a customer!

I'm an EE and I know nothing of this sorcery.

@njs300800

7 жыл бұрын

Billy Bob Thornton LMAO

@JAF2991

7 жыл бұрын

You should know that because obviously, he dumbed down the terms to laymans term. Basically, the absorbance of the Aerobic digestion should be matching the algorithm of the Amphoterism and Angular velocity and momentum. He changed the Capacitive reactance to 0.1% to compensate the Electric displacement field.. SO YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE AN EE.

I have spoken to Rockwell engineers on many occasions. This is an accurate video. Truly mind numbing.

I might use this as an audio comprehension exam for learners of English

Mass Effect voiced codex entries.

Obviously, he dumbed down the terms to laymans term. BECAUSE. Basically, the absorbance of the Aerobic digestion should be matching the algorithm of the Amphoterism and Angular velocity and momentum. He changed the Capacitive reactance to 0.1% to compensate the Electric displacement field.

@youdoitillwatch

7 жыл бұрын

jeco F - Of course, none of this would be necessary if he only had a working Interocitor.

@Aegisfromashes

7 жыл бұрын

This is all irrelevant after Dr David Bloomenstein's 7th Volume - Zeetshrifterelectratechnicastautisherdonablitzer - where the volumetric assembler diometrically veterated the theory of hypertrans-particularzeonic metabialysis.

@LordSandwichII

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, that was standard operating procedure at the time.

Can’t wait to see the aliens trying to make sense of this.

The weenel sprocket. Is a great invention.

I had to look it up. I'm glad I did!

Love it. If only I could remember it all.

honestly much better than the presentation for the retro-encabulator, this one slowly eases you into the full scope of the device and uses everyday terms throughout, really taunting you to try to follow what he is saying

Turn on Subtitles Closed Captions!! Too funny!!

Anhydrous angling pins win it again... every freakin time.

God, this is so calming for some reason.

I was wondering about the sinusoidal deplanaration situation right from the beginning, but then he brought it up right near the end.

Thank god we have these clever scientists. I of cause understood his explanation very well. He did forget though to tell about the flux-capacitor which drives the over saturated current oscillator - what a shame.

I think we all remember C=Chalmandalaise Anula Grid Coefficient. That goes without saying.

I love this!

“As we all remember from our high school days…” a beautifully absurd comment casually dropped in with deadpan expertise

It's considerably more comprehensible than how the Affordable Care Act works.

@robin-hr9up

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

omg i was so happy it was new stuff!! maybe even better

FASCINATING

Now I get it!!!! Thanks for the explanation.....

I do indeed remember this from my high school days.Who doesn't?

Ah the Peruvian University of scatological sciences, my alma mater. Such good memories

For those interested in international trivia. The Bass-o-matic is an un-patented commercial derivative of the turbo encabulator. Each are derived from technology first developed in the Apollo-Soyuz test project via the borscht-autovat bolshoi swinja conference held in Einbahnstrasse, Germany circa 1972.

Pretty funny. I had a person send this to me asking me to explain it to them... ha ha!

"anhydrous nanggling pins" was MY favorite, LOL

I couldn't stop laughing!! Great video!!

This guy is a fucking scrip BEAST!!! Although I wouldn’t mind seeing Anthony Hopkins take a shot at it, Will Ferrel.

'phenolhydrobenzamene' Where I completely lost it.

Brilliant!

As an experienced Electrical Engineer, I feel like I have to say anytime the word "sprocket" is mentioned, I say "not my job" and point them to a mechanical engineer

Btw, I'd like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing > 1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!

13 years ago, this was all state of the art… It’s crazy how it’s all common knowledge in 2022.

For those who don't get it: this video was an April fool's joke in the late 1990s.

“Now, as you may remember from your high school days…” Oh yeah!! Pff, of course! My high school days! …….. …..my high school days……..

There’s some really high level piss taking going on there. I tip my hat to all those involved in this masterpiece.

Aha! NOW it all makes sense! Now I understand how an automatic transmission works.

Everything is so much clearer now!

I never knew there was a part 2

Oh yes! I do remember that formula in my high school!! 🙄

LOL awesome

Dr Blumenstein's 7th volume, The Script Of The Electrotechnical Urban Thunder Flasher.

It's still just as relevant decades later. This was truly ahead of it's time. I'm looking forward to the 2024 update that incorporates genuine Emerald City Emeralds as the 17 jewels of the tetrionic timing skewer and the recently invented yellow brick thermal abrasion air clutch.