Sup everyone! I'll update this comment with FAQ answers and video corrections. Let me know!

@JB_inks

2 жыл бұрын

Does it come with Lipra Loof protection actuators?

@NikiTricky2

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@Fish-ub3wn

2 жыл бұрын

I got up, sat on the toilet and played this. after 5 min of heavy "WTF, this magnetic transmission sucks" i realized the date.

@vineetguleria6722

2 жыл бұрын

I really like the effort that you put into your videos. But can you simplify it a bit. Most of the things just went over my head.

@nandodando9695

2 жыл бұрын

You are exactly the person to ask. I want to have a way of dumping any amount of electrical energy (I have a perfect basketball size nuclear/black hole energy source that can be fine set, edible, safe) I want a material like the standard apparent plate's on a Gundam, just before the missiles hit, you dump an camera flash of insensitive energy and it doesn't break. There must be a mechanism of having more energy in a space to resist deformation. Can casually free electrical supply make materials stronger to the bring them past their tension ect limits? To me the only point of having a building size robot run around, is to place in a stupendous power supply and have it run around indestructible and nuke proof. Because it's cool. We need electrical power supplimented building materials..I have no idea where to start. Any suggestions welcome, being wrong is also interesting.

This was quite easy to follow, but I got lost on the "relatively simple bamboo workbench"

@xnagytibor

2 жыл бұрын

That puzzled me too. I think he meant "phyllostachys work surface" there.

@photonic

2 жыл бұрын

@@xnagytibor Thanks for the clarification. Do you think the phyllostachys work surface is mounted on toroidal supports capable of circular motion, allowing the work surface to be translated along the horizontal plane with minimal friction? That would totally change everything.

@LemonArsonist

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, I did some research, turns out a "bamboo workbench" is an anti-non-euclidian formation of an advanced composite material made up of primarily cellulose, hemicelluloses and lignin. It was developed by a complex system of interconnected nano-machines designed to deposite groups of nuclear matter with proton numbers 1, 6, and 8 into a polysaccharide, thousands of base monosaccharide units long. Hope that clears things up!

@photonic

2 жыл бұрын

​@@LemonArsonist It sounds simple when you put it that way. Thanks! I have a similar formation here, but instead of being anti-non-euclidean, it's the counter-non-euclidean variety. That might be close enough, so I'm going to give it a try. Fingers crossed (non-euclideanly).

@ColonelStraker

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I literally understood every 7th word he spoke.

Give this man a Star Trek role. I always wanted technobabble that actually makes sense

@kayakMike1000

2 жыл бұрын

Give this man a job a Rockwell Automation.... Home of the Retroencabulator

@inyobill

2 жыл бұрын

Most Science Fantasy is written by science and technology knowledge impaired indiviuals. Calling Star Trek "Science Fiction" is incorrect in a very technical sense, but you're not alone. Netflix includes horroe in the category, so there ya go.

@_aullik

2 жыл бұрын

@@inyobill I actually enjoyed the way they did the technobabble in stargate. That show held up quite well even after all the years.

@j3i2i2yl7

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of like listening to Deepak Chopra but more fun.

@Grandwigg

2 жыл бұрын

He did even better than Tapping did in Stargate SG-1.. and that's saying something.

We've been hearing the "magneto-turboencabulators are only five to ten years of research away!" line for so long, I never actually thought we'd see one...

@trevorvanbremen4718

Жыл бұрын

They are a LOT closer than many had thought... Just let that thought fuse into your head for a while.

@andrewshouse9840

Жыл бұрын

Just need to nip the whole issue of tangential drifting by the spiving bearings. I think we need some post-famulated ammulite in a polarized neutronic field.

@breakfast7595

8 ай бұрын

The side fumbling really held it back for a long time.

You did an amazing job of paying homage to the original while making it your own. This is top-tier april fools.

@SwervingLemon

2 жыл бұрын

I think he topped the original. The original was almost entirely fake jargon. This one was accurate to a fault.

@Stuie444

2 жыл бұрын

Link to original?

@noalear

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stuie444 kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5drqZmxf6qYcco.html

@vindcara9484

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stuie444 kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5drqZmxf6qYcco.html

@pedromendes264

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stuie444 kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5drqZmxf6qYcco.html

Omg..... Everything he is saying is actually accurate description of how this thing actually works. Totally sharing this....

@AdityaMehendale

2 жыл бұрын

Except the "in every home" part at the end ;) I'll get in touch with your manager, Ms. April Phooles-Deigh with the specifics.

@harrisonlong644

2 жыл бұрын

you've seen the original too right??

@kayakMike1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrisonlong644 I work at Rockwell Automation... I used to configure panametric fams, but I can also align the marzelvanes to prevent side fumbling.

@Dziaji

2 жыл бұрын

No... no it is not.

@massimocole9689

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dziaji It actually is, at least the 90% I was able to follow, not sure about a couple of terms but I figure those are good too. Its really verbose but he is actually describing how the thing works, like the part "quantum zero point energy stimulating the recombination of electrons and holes, creating super terahertz radiation" is a really wordy way of saying, an led emitting visible light.

Incredible engineering and a very clear explanation. I consider purchasing a unit to help with my lab's inverse partial solenoid dimensional stability issues.

@room5245

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, good luck. Have you tried chemoemotionial financially binding simulations?

@zhinkunakur4751

2 жыл бұрын

@@room5245 i hope the electromechaxially cooled virtual webinfexious youtube algorithmous overlord promotes this chain of fine commentary

@AK-gg5nh

2 жыл бұрын

I would also recommend integrating a thermocouple with adjustable eddy current induction film to really tackle the hyperbullshit velocity centroid…got one off eBay totally legit.

@zhinkunakur4751

2 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate the fact that all the likes on the comments above me is a arithmetic series 9-5-1

@room5245

2 жыл бұрын

@@AK-gg5nh idk where you're getting your info man.. :/ get your facts straight

This is... simply beautiful. A perfect homage to a perfect presentation. And the way you just occasionally throw in the odd word from the original... A true masterpiece.

@AlphaPhoenixChannel

2 жыл бұрын

I had fun sticking in the references 😁

In which the learned AlphaPhoenix demonstrates, by doing so for five minutes running, that it is possible to simultaneously speak the truth and talk bollocks. A most distinguished piece of work. 👍👍👍

@sjsomething4936

Жыл бұрын

It is truly a piece of art and flawless absurd jargon made to be nearly nonsense all in the same temporal moment

I am just impressed that he actually had a valid use for all of those words. Webster has been made proud this day. 👏

@ColonelStraker

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent comment. I literally understood every 7th word he said.

@ctdieselnut

Жыл бұрын

When you're a physicist and have a plethora of technical terminology rolling around in your head, know how to correctly use all of it, and you create an unbelievably unnecessarily complex system to throw the kitchen sink at, this happens. Lol this was great.

@chiphill4856

10 ай бұрын

It never ceases to amaze. A lot of the terms are fabricated, with just enough real terms thrown in to make it necessary to use prefabricated amulite and marzal vanes.

I was giggling the whole time, but the way you said, “These layers are extremely thin,” just killed me! This video is amazing.

@muhammadhassanulhaq

2 жыл бұрын

That was the only "trivial" design detail.

@petermenzies9193

2 жыл бұрын

Our names are similar

@Faolmor

2 жыл бұрын

These layers are extremely thin... O_O

@starshot5172

2 жыл бұрын

It took me way too long to figure out this video was a joke

@oncedidactic

2 жыл бұрын

This was delivered so well. I, too, died

oh wow my dad used to work on the old cyclic mechanical ones back in the 70s, amazing how far they've come

so it's a gear reduction... but instead of decreasing speed to increase torque, it decreases both.

I feel that the galvanic pile wasn't given enough credit for this feat of engineering.

@RussellTeapot

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, a battery feeding an inverter which feeds a DC power supply, simply brilliant

@zombieregime

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Perhaps we should treat its backside to some electroconductive elemental deposition to show our appreciation. In a completely platonic way, of course.

That, sir, left me not only conceptually flummoxed but also emotionally flabbergasted. Well done, sir!

I love your new take on the Turbo Encabulator transmission and the Turbo Encabulator power distribution panel.

I love coming back every few years to realize how much I have learned

Yes. YES! I've been thinking about how to achieve this for decades. Thank you so much for finally solving the problems inherent in the magneto flux deposition relative to the sinusoidal replanation.

@AlphaPhoenixChannel

2 жыл бұрын

It’s all about the dingle arm

@drake4043

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel Ahhh that must be how you've completely eliminated sinusoidal depleneration. Dingle Arm 2.0 and it's improved dingle-arm dangle angle.

@tomtroszak

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel As long as the Sinusoidal Repleneration does not exceed three o' clock Celsius per evolution, the Drawn Reciprocation Dingle Arm is unnecessary. You're nowhere near that.

@bendyloco

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomtroszak you guys are something else 😛

Aah yes, transmission of mechanical torque via long-range flux interactions leveraging unpaired quantum spins to relay epicycloidal motion. I too have a stirring plate in my lab.

@Scyth3934

2 жыл бұрын

haha

@AlphaPhoenixChannel

2 жыл бұрын

One day through and this is still my favorite comment

@Isolanporzellator

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel Happy to see you like it as well, it took me a full minute to type

What I love about the turboencabulator joke is that it takes language and a format that is supposed to elucidate concepts and uses it to obscure them.

This is absolutely the finest turboencabulator ever devised

I normally understand what you're talking about and really enjoy your videos, this was proving very difficult, then it finally dawned on me, the Magneto-Turboencabulator!

@benjaminmiller3620

2 жыл бұрын

Unlike the original though, everything he says here *does* actually make sense. It has simply been obfuscated via a verbose application of obtuse technical minutiae.

Thank you for describing how to convert this to British thermal units, finally I, an Englishman, can have access to this truly remarkable technology!

i love those tech babble videos. they mean absolutely nothing but are just entertaining

@dragonghast5856

Жыл бұрын

If you like technobabble: r/VXJunkies You're welcome

THIS IS HOW IT"S DONE. YOU WIN. I can't stand the "classic" turboencabulator nonsense tech jargon. Here, everything said actually makes sense. it's so much more satisfying and funny i think.

@xymaryai8283

2 жыл бұрын

i appreciate the immense amount of effort (or thesaurusing) that it took to do this, but what i appreciate about the original is precisely that it means nothing, yet we can make pseudo-productive conversation about it like we all know exactly what mechanisms reduce side fumbling and linear-covalinear deplenarations. though perhaps it is time for us to finally leave behind the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that uses duractance in favour of superencabulator models that use hypercasers and simulated marzal vanes.

@protonmaster76

2 жыл бұрын

I don't like the "classic" turboencabulator either as it has just nonsense. This on the other hand is very clever.

@douglasgallardojr4759

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

This is brilliant! Getting rid of the prefamulated amulite was definitely the right way to go, so much more efficient!

@robertlitman2661

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. And how he managed to harness the magnetic flux to eschew the problems of double spurving bearing was pure genius.

I love, love, love, how he didn't lie! It was all in his tone. Delight of delights.

The concatenation of phonemes which form part of the audiovisual stimuli that were delivered to the consciousness of the consuming subject by means of a Turing machine with associated energy transformers whose target domains are the phononic and photonic, respectively, and leave, as a matter of subjective experience, the impression of being the result of careful onsideration, as well as the aforementioned consuming subject in an affective state characterized by arousal of its sympathetic nervous system and a felt state of strong positive valence towards the experienced stimuli and the primary agent that brought them into being. I love it!

Haha, been so long since I've seen a Turboencabulator tech demo, well done man!

This video contains way more jargon than the original, yet manages to not be full of nonsense. Bravo!

I love that everything you said was ACTUALLY describing the "encabulator"

Thanks, I was going to attempt consuming my chalcogenide-derived photodetector, but you have elucidated me with regard to its potential perniciousness.

Such an incredible tribute to the classic sales pitch! Bravo! I have to ask, however, how does the magneto-turboencabulator account for inverse phase width demodulation without the original's bifurcated tri-valve oscillation matix?

@mycosys

2 жыл бұрын

and how is flux normalisation achieved without the use of marsel vanes and a panametric fam?

@jesseschooler918

2 жыл бұрын

@@mycosys remember, the panemetric fan is mounted on TWO spurving bearings, on the up-end of the gram meter.

@c4ashley

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesseschooler918 I love this comments section. Thank you.

@fossil98

2 жыл бұрын

In short: yes.. the magneto-turboencabulator will have demodulated phase widths BUT the phase coefficients will always cancel out due to syncopated retroangular motion in the Marsel vanes. The complicated part (WHY the Marsel apparatus retro-heterocatalyses the phases) is honestly too long for these margins to contain. The helpful folks at /r/vxjunkies have many more experienced encabulation engineers and passionate hobbyists who can help provide learning resources.

Finally a clear explaination of the Magneto-Turboencabulator, I'll take two!

I was a big fan of Bud Haggart's 1977 version. Great job of continuing the tradition.

You sent me down the turbo encabulator rabbit hole. I'm amazed that this is a 78 year old reference. Bravo, well done!

I admit it, you got me. I was convinced until you said “carefully constructed armature”

I wonder how many takes it took to not totally loose it halfway through

@drmartinbartos

2 жыл бұрын

Um, around 37seconds in, even as one part of my brain was still trying to assemble/parse what was being said, another part of my brain couldn’t help but notice a teeny-tiny suppressed smirk between words. I stopped the video, put on playback at low speed to confirm and then broke out into a broad grin :-) . I’m not sure I need to watch rest of the video today, though I’m sure it’s spectacularly well made - as all AP’s videos are. Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow and read the comments.

@Brain-washed2

2 жыл бұрын

@@drmartinbartos meds

@Eidolon1andOnly

2 жыл бұрын

*lose

@Oscar4u69

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eidolon1andOnly looseing

@desmond-hawkins

2 жыл бұрын

There's nothing loose about this turboencabulator.

Always love to follow the evolution of the turboencabulator! Brilliant!!

It makes more and more sense every time I watch it

I'll add this to my Encabulator playlist. I didn't realize I needed a newer version. :)

@recklessroges

2 жыл бұрын

Progress never sleeps! This is a fine addition.

@AndrewGillard

2 жыл бұрын

Ha, nice collection! :) Electronics test equipment manufacturer Keysight published a video last April showcasing their own Electro Turbo Encabulator, including some comments/"reviews" from popular electronics KZreadrs: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKCosdudlM_Uf6g.html So that immediately came to mind when I saw this video exactly 365 days later! 😸

Science communication at its finest. Well done!

I absolutely love that the main components have now been manufactured out of hydrocarbon foam! So much easier to obtain. Well done! I'm just 13 days late

In the past, the scientific consensus has always been that "Magneto-turboencabulators are THE technology of the future and always will be." But after this historic achievement, you certainly will be remembered as the man whos future ideas remained undaunted by preconceived notions of what retrofuturistic hindsight is really capable of and actually bringing these aspirations into the real world, putting them on a table and turning them on. You have extended the limits, of extending limits. Congratulations.

Amazing you were able to get rid of the logarithmic casing! Didn't think it was physically possible, your improvements are exceptionally unintelligible 10/10

Rockwell Automation has a job waiting for this man.

this man just melted so many brain cells in my head. i was actively translating everything into layman and when he got to the mirrors my inner voice yelled "JUST SAY MIRRORS!"

Well done! The original turboencabulator video is one of my all time favorites and always makes me crack up. You however took it to another level, pure overly complicated engineering jargon gold! A lot of blood, sweat, tears and near nervous breakdowns have went into studying engineering and physics for over 15 years, and this viseo makes it all worth!

Damn, weve come so far since the first Proto Turbo Encabulator. I'm excited to see where it goes from here. They still haven't completely gotten rid of the side fumbling, but I'm sure they will get there.

@zombieregime

Жыл бұрын

Its that sinusodial deplaneration in the weng shaft supports. He should have used Milford Trunnions......

Glorious, I'm going to need one for research purposes.

That was brilliant! I'm still chuckling.

An wonderful twist on a classic. Brilliantly executed.

this is cool but i think the potential energy could be increased with the use of a quantum flux saline inducer. The torque output can be increased with the use of a neural spectometer laser too!

@RejoiceYardley

2 жыл бұрын

nonetheless great breakdown of the mechanism driving the turboencabulator

@pomelo9518

2 жыл бұрын

how do you intend to induce salt water with this 'quantum flux' thing?

@muumikopio

2 жыл бұрын

Please stop sharing this. The flux saline inductor could be added, but to do that, the quantum helix states of the disks would have to be harmonized with at least a level D flux encapsulation to keep the theta-force hydrodynamics at safe levels with prolonged use. Your advice would risk a directional helix radiation vortex, making it even more irresponsible.

POV: You are on your first Physics lecture at uni, while you only wanted to learn how to make videogames.

@ShimmeringSpectrum

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, as a computer science major, that this is almost exactly what the first day of PHY151 was like.

Such an amazing tribute to one of the great classics. I love it. Rockwell Automation is done proud.

This is absolutely triumphant. What a game-changing breakthrough!

If you shot this in one take i am really impressed. Almost enough technobabble to fill one episode of star trek ;-)

I cannot believe this breakthough! I need one of these un-economic do-nothing-machines in my house NOW! Imagine the possibilities!

Bloody brilliant, can’t stop grinning about this! Fitting of the day, I applaud you!

I'm glad to see that this new revision of the Mag-TurbEn is using a non-ferrous composite chassis. That will surely mitigate any latent resonant flux oscillations caused by potential eddy currents in the redundant bi-polar field armatures.

Wow! I've been following the turboencabulator research for years, wondering when the technology would finally be accessible to the average consumer. It looks like you've made the critical breakthrough! I think if you introduced a capacitor between each carrying pseudo-gear, you could align the unpaired electrons to capture more of the quantum spin. This would amplify the flux interactions and produce a more efficient temporal inductance. My rough calculations suggest a peak efficiency of around 88mph, though you may need to replace your chemo-potential pile with a quantum decay neutron generator for maximum output.

@zombieregime

Жыл бұрын

You're forgetting about the conductor deltoid duractance......Itll never see more than 1.6/unity......

Its totally a reference to that one video right? the one where the smart looking man in a lab coat says funny words I don't understand?

You didn't even miss a beat! Amazing

The amount of research and development into this product is incredible!

Great work ! I think you could improve its performance by adding a couple of Eco-atomic-decoupler but they are difficult to find with the actual global shortage...

What kind of technobabble is this? It's been years since I've heard one this well put together.

@kayakMike1000

2 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing is... The babble is an accurate description..

@Robinlarsson83

2 жыл бұрын

@@kayakMike1000 and it's almost as funny that soo many people doesn't understand that at all and just assume it's all made up techno babble :D

This is by far the most entertaining and interesting tribute to that original masterpiece that I have ever seen. Your recreation was spot on in its structure and composition! Brilliant work!

What a tribute! And a beautiful contraption!

This is all well and good, but I was under the distinct impression that this concept requires 2 spurving bearings running co-linear with a panemetric fan. How else do you expect to regulate the capacitive duractance?

It took me 2 minutes of hearing nonsense science words to realize I was being messed with.

@NikiTricky2

2 жыл бұрын

It's not really nonsense. It's just really a obfuscated description

@mudkip_btw

2 жыл бұрын

@@NikiTricky2 50/50 I'd say, it's a healthy balance :p

@AlphaPhoenixChannel

2 жыл бұрын

I love the word “obfuscated”

@NikiTricky2

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel Me too :)

An absolutely legendary entry in turboencabulator history! Bravo, sir!

Love it! It's been a long time coming but this more highly evolved descendant of the Turboencabulator is truly the device we need (but not the device we deserve) in these advanced times!

The guy that I like more than Derek.

the script sounds like deep learning generated it

@AverageThinking

2 жыл бұрын

You would do well to research the history of the turboencabulator

@zombieregime

Жыл бұрын

@@AverageThinking Id have to suggest the Rockwell Retroencabulator with authentic Milford Trunnions. Unless you want the dingle arm to bind, torqueing the weng shaft. Once that delaminates the marzel vanes will go straight through your sliphole with out and gripjiggy if youre standing in plane with the rotor!

This is going to be a great upgrade over my current Rockwell Retro Encabulator!!! Just what I've been wanting

the flark in my gluons hermadulated rather vociferously during this exquisite exposition. Tremendous!

Not gonna lie, I forgot the date, and since it was on this channel, it took me longer than it should have to decide if this is real or not lol

@Legendendear

2 жыл бұрын

Same here lol Figured it out halfway tho...

I think this is fake. Without a flux-compensator this simply cannot work 🤣 I think this is an absolute beautiful combination of art and engineering!

Huge amounts of Respect on so many levels...

Good gracious. I applaud your memorization of the script! Thanks for the video!

@AlphaPhoenixChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Script?

To those engineers among us this is effectively mechanical porn

Wow. That's an amazing tribute. Very well done.

I love the parody of a classic. Very funny and great to watch. Thanks for the laughs

Well done... I think that's actually one of the best turboencabulator videos I've ever seen. Excellent work!

Absolutely brilliant!

I love every time a creator expands the concept of the original Turboencabulator. The encabulator spans beyond just the engineering field, and has been witnessed in almost any industry you can think of. A true marvel of design and invention. Innovation and limit-breaking prowess at its finest! Pure engineering genius! Keep up the good work!

What a great and obscure reference. Incredible

WE NEEDED THIS NEW VERSION SO BAD FOR YEARS! THANK YOU!

I love everything about this omfg

I am not sorry that this is my favorite video this year. Not just from you, all of KZread. This is the most perfectly executed "explain in excess" for something so simple as a magnetic transmission. I will be watching this again, more than once. 👍

A relatively complex machine atop a relatively simple bamboo work bench Beautiful

I actually learned something today because I Googled "Encabulator" to try and see if I could understand what may have been the original idea behind this... And all I can say is well played, good sir. Well played.

Glad to see meaningful research and development is still going into turboencabulators. I'm sure every VX rig will have one by year's end. Keep making your science delta.

Way better than I expected :) Glad it was wayy more than a reboot :) thanks for making this

He's done it. The absolute madlad has built THE FORBIDDEN DEVICE. At last.

A new "spin" on an oldie but goodie. Awesome.

It's beautiful, well done

I love how all the technobabble actually makes sense. Good job

The willpower required to keep a straight face throughout the video is commendable.

Very well done, thank you! Love the "don't even look at it" at around 3 minutes in!