I particularly liked the line " You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but perform no other useful function"

@Winterascent

10 ай бұрын

I think that effectively raising billable hours is universally recognized as a useful function in most mechanics garages.

I am a mechanical engineer and this has always motivated me to overly complexificate my technical writing. Why say column when you can say vertical structural member. Why say screw when you can say helically threaded fastener with female hexagonal socket. It makes the normal people think you are crazy. It is so much fun.

@JamesOfKS

2 жыл бұрын

You female parent sexual intercoursers

@ledchickenfpv7164

2 жыл бұрын

I must respectfully question your claimed mechanical engineering credentials, Sir. A helically threaded fastener that mates up with a female hexagonal socket is commonly known as a bolt, not a screw. I sincerely hope that no one ends up getting hurt if reading your carelessly worded comment leads to some kind of boltup.

@tedleimbach3724

2 жыл бұрын

@@ledchickenfpv7164 I went to a state school so you are right to question my credentials. However you can have a 1/4-20 SHCS UNC 2B (socket head cap screw, coarse thread, 2b fit which I dont care enough about to look up) or a 1/4-20 FHCS (flat head) but if you put a hex head on that same threaded fastener, you then, my friend, have a bolt. I am open to being corrected and told how my knowledge of nuts and bolts is flawed.

@westganton

2 жыл бұрын

It's similar in tech except that we use jargon like hyperconvergence, sidecar injection, microservices, continuous integration, and kubernetes to baffle the layman

@tedleimbach3724

2 жыл бұрын

@@westganton I have ten minutes on piping, tubing, and threaded pipe versus welded pipe that would bore the paint off a wall. Last time I used it I barely got off the negligent homicide beef on a technicality.

My absolute favorite line is "Since little or nothing is known about the principles involved, diagnosing faults can be a problem" 🤣

@kprnospm

Жыл бұрын

"It's a common code, anyone can catch it. "

@tps64

Жыл бұрын

it will effectively raise the billable hours for the service dept.

..."for the purposes of obscurity..." Best line in the whole thing! Perfect!

@Rx7man

3 жыл бұрын

As well as "adding billable hours to your service department while performing no other use"

@abubaseet

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rx7man And "instruction manual and song book"

I actually saw this back in 1997 at Chrysler. They played it before one of our training sessions to lighten the mood before we wrote our transmission exam.

@Bankable2790

2 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Ross sweet

“If there are any system faults they will be displayed in secret code” lmaooo that got me so hard

In my days at Ford as a video director we recorded Bud doing this more than once over the years. It's great to see this on KZread recorded by someone at Chrysler. Bud Haggard was and still is a legend. I grew up as a child hearing his voice on educational films. On of my early days at Ford I heard his voice over the studio control system and chills went up my spine. It was like hearing your Dad's voice after so many years. I met him and over the following years hired him many times. He was always the consummate professional, and he could make anything sound authentic on the first read. A great talent.

I knew he was lying when he put "Chrysler motors" in the same sentence with "quality" and " reliability" but then he got my attention again when he said "crudely conceived ideas".

@TheBruegmann

2 жыл бұрын

Good one !!

@alanmalcheski8882

Жыл бұрын

I want to believe

@TearYouApart360

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"For the purposes of obscurity..." How did he keep a straight face. I lost it.

@nmd4332

2 жыл бұрын

I would've been dying at "diagnostics manual and songbook"

@simonmcneilly55

2 жыл бұрын

The more you see, the more confusing it gets.... 👀.

Incredible. And I thought that Leslie Nielson was a master of maintaining a static hyper-phlegmatic countenance over extended temporal / longitudinal modalities and ranges!

"Its a simple head code, anyone can catch it" I cant get enough of these videos.

@alanmalcheski8882

Жыл бұрын

I got COBD deltachron last winter and gave it to my buddy by accident. Now I always wear a mask when I'm working on cars.

Manual and songbook, lol, what a gem.

had no idea this script even existed, and now have seen 3 different readings of it on youtube. what a wonderful world

I've finally discovered how side fumbling was prevented

“A simple head code, anyone can catch it” 🤣

@Bankable2790

2 жыл бұрын

Lol it took me a second to catch that one

@henrikwelamsson4944

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

@1dgram

9 ай бұрын

​@@henrikwelamsson4944A simple head cold, *sneeze*

Show this to first year auto students at your local high school when they get a little too big for their britches. That'l scare them.

@EXwifeKILLER

2 жыл бұрын

I seen this video in Tech school. The instructor was holding back tears lol

The box of Argo cornstarch is such a nice touch.

@Jack63141

9 ай бұрын

That's to help remedy for too much gas in the fuel system. Everyone knows that corn starch causes gas.

Thankful for the simple head codes that anyone can catch.

It’s no shock to me that Chrysler is dead, after the Germans and then Italians put their methods to use on this. Bring back the Dingle Arm!

@kdrapertrucker

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows the German's over engineer everything, and the Italians under engineer everything, then the Italians change sides.

This is literally the third different version of this "Turbo Incabulator" speech I've seen.

@VictoriousGardenosaurus

2 жыл бұрын

I have also been on this merry go round. What are we even doing here

@jamesplotkin4674

2 жыл бұрын

So, what you're sharing is the fact you've actually seen this presentation for the fourth time ;-)

@shaungiesbrecht6720

2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@johngerity

2 жыл бұрын

The Rockwell one is my fave.

@charlesvan13

2 жыл бұрын

Strange that the Turbo Encabulator has the same features as the Retro Encabulator.

3:21 - To service this fault, refer to the Turbo Incabulator diagnostic procedures manual and song book.

"The turbo incabulator diagnostic procedures and songbook"

Listen carefully. There will be a test afterwards.

Always good when side fumbling can be avoided.

my girl had no idea why I was laughing so hard

refer to the turbo incabulator sing and song book

auto-generated cc works surprisingly well - better than for most YT videos

This is what I used to hear when my dad would turn on car repair and modification shows as a kid.

"...six hydrocoptic marzel vanes'. Picks up a distributor pack. haha!

LOL Well that's 4 minutes of my life that will forever be filed in the WTF folder

He got to the point where he remembered it too well. Ah the original & the reboot...

Sigmoid Rumbling. I hate that when it happens. But it is easy to null out if you invert the phase detractor.

@alanmalcheski8882

Жыл бұрын

That works but I've found that using the correct weight oil greatly reduces your chance of over rotating the vega flux plate, so there's no need to adjust your detraction zero point. I usually go with 550 weight, unless the weather is cloudy of course, then I bump it down to 530.

Getting "Technical Jargon Overload" vibes from this....

I kinda wanna see the ashtray diagnosis and repair video

This showed up on my recommendations and I don't know why, but I'm glad it did.

Mine was malfunctioning but with the help of this video, I diagnosed and repaired it so that my flux current is now below 10 rG so all is well! The burping has been diagnosed by other professionals (not ASE certified, but something like "MD"?) as being caused by an overintake of cucumbers.

Thanks Bud!

WTF was he using the Corn Starch for? It wasn't covered in this segment and I feel I'm lost in my rebuild!!!

This science is old--obsolete in fact. Today, turbo incabulators have been replaced by renticular morphodoctricks, which use LED and atomic technologies. They're more expensive, but they last longer and produce far more energy.

@drewberrynews3875

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but doesn't it still use a spurving bearing? I've heard these are a problem and raise the price of a billable sale.

@bloodysabboth5964

2 жыл бұрын

Didnt they make the dingle arm Bluetooth after ver. 5.289?

@alanmalcheski8882

Жыл бұрын

There is still a market for those who appreciate direct current driven encabulators, the power band they produce has a gradient that ascends in harmonic intervals rather than your fancy new, digital morphodocs.

This is the only KZread video I have ever seen which does not have a single dislike, and it is 12 years old

"sigmoid rumbling below the belt line" sounds like the turboencabulator had to fart.

It's funny, that was back in the day before they realized they could simply use the Higgs Bosonic particle indentrificationizer to quantify the quantum particulates to achieve the desired efficiency quark angles into the ever elusive semi-symmetrical dark matter encapsulated graphene carbon nanotubular phase charged diode enabled Googol-Plex!!

@DiamondMounter

2 жыл бұрын

I couldnt live without my indentrificationizer! I cant imagine working without one

@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS

2 жыл бұрын

@@DiamondMounter Hey Thanks, IKR?! Don't even get me started from when the neutrino-isolationating pulsarsyndrominated gravity waveform V-angular isotopes would suppress the micromated & crushed thalliumized green isotopiated slow burn sequences!

@birdy3934

2 жыл бұрын

@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS Haha Absolutely. Thank goodness for the ceramic isotrinzicating cylindrical rotating osperator valves and the hydrothermopneumatic reciprocating flanges put an end to those days

I retrofitted a turbo incabulator into an old Ford A4LD and it was the only thing that could stop those things from blowing up. Truly a miracle of modern science.

Reminds me of my HNC course.

Songbook for the win!!

If the pace of speaking was a little bit faster, it could've been a Dan Aykroyd text. "It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

The dingle arm though

The opening music kinda rocks

Reminds me of Star Trek TNG tech talk.

Everybody under the age of 30 after watching this: Wait a second...cars had ASH TRAYS in them?!?!

When I was in vo tech in the 90s for automotive tech. They played this shit. I was like, maybe this isn't for me. Haha. Funny to see it again.

Ashtray & cigarette lighter operation, diagnosis & repair next month boys!!!!! Hell yeah!! I'm off to study up on dingle arm functionality. Have a good day!!!

"...perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department, but will perform no other useful function." I think most service techs took that part seriously 🤣

Ding alarm?, (dingle?) Always gets me, lol.

Thanks for sharing all that useful information. 😉👌🏻 I recently needed to service my Turbo Incabulator but my dog at the songbook. Does anyone know where I can get one?

To service this fault, refer to the turbo incabulator diagnostic procedures manual and song book Because who doesn’t like songs about turbo incabulators?

The realty scary thing is i actually understand what he's saying .

@lgfl

2 жыл бұрын

Seek help!!;)

I wanna read that song book

Is there side fumbling and single Dingle arms?

I understood everything right up until I saw the corn starch. Everyone knows a wheat germ-malted barley alloy works better during the diagnostic phase.

@alanmalcheski8882

Жыл бұрын

ahem... some of us are gluten intolerant, thank you very much. Have some consideration.

The first copy pasta 🍝

That damn sinusoidal deplaneration

Too much gas in the fuel system? I fell out of my chair and will not be able to continue today!!

@Bankable2790

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr that was the best line

So funny.. Is there outtakes video or blooper videos?

mechanics learning in the 90's must have had a fear of the words "now basically"

I should point out that he failed to mention potential vibratory-clitoral maniacalulations from the muffler bearings. You won't detect that unless the vuvuzuela factor comes into play when replenishing blinker fluid - balancing both blinkers according to standard industry procedure.

This is the engineering world's version of Fresh Princeing someone.

When the sperling bearings become dismeshed with the dingle arm, the transmitulaor chassis needs to be disarticulated and cleaned in a bath of 100% thorium trioxide for at least an hour. Then assessment of any other problems can proceed.

Tubro incabulator diagnostic procedures and song book LOL

Whats with the box of corn starch?

If man were meant to turbo incabluate... we would!

"Its a simple head code, anyone can catch it".... straight up Groucho Marx's!!!!😆😅😂🤣😁🤪

How does the corn starch figure into this?

There’s more to this? Why doesn’t this one have millions of views too?

The secret but simple head code is why I believe this version of the turbo encabulator has caught on like it should.

Why are there not more of these 😂😂😂

short for Turbo incomebleedcalculator

My car is burping, again 3:15.

Flux muster

Log-rythmic.... Of course of course

This is the same as the Rockwell encabulator

LOL You'll be High Riding on those Pins & Rails before the Rooster Barrel takes aim, twisting the road.

Where I come from "gear heads" means something quite different!

“ inline with the pameletric flam”

"Now, basically.."

"...refer to the Turbo Incabulator Diagnostic Procedures Manual and Songbook..."

Flux mustard ! 😂😂😂

it appears that the unit they are diagnosing is displaying an ID-10-T error..

This is why we can't have nice things.

Only has a Semi-Demi-Hemi

Me presenting my school project that was completely copy pasted

manual and song book LOL!!!😃

Wouldn't sigmoid rumbling below the beltline be rectal gaseous discharge? i.e.: a fart?

Flux muster.

master of word salad

@dmkelly5491

4 күн бұрын

Kamala is #1 all-time. This is #2.

"Raise the billable hours from the service department but serve no other useful function"

Soft disclosure 😮

where can I order a dingle arm ????? I don't know what it does but I want one!!!!

Can someone explain how a capacitive reactance flux muster works? I obviously know already but for all the lay people out there...

This shit is funny