“The 2nd time in a year that a fungus had to be removed from the White House”. Bravo to that writer.👏🏼😄

@MK-su6eg

Жыл бұрын

As pops would say, at ease, disease, there's fungus among US. and. ..... kiss my wrist,,,!!

@Dan-nt2yb

Жыл бұрын

@@MK-su6eg …😄👍🏾

@wisdomprepper

Жыл бұрын

It was good but I saw it coming a mile away. lol

@BM-ur4je

Жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY... although I'm inclined to call it "parasite"....instead

@EvanMoon

Жыл бұрын

Deep truth

Meanwhile others are in jail for weed in different states. Sad

@nerfherder4284

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, those other states should wake the f up. Weed is Washington state's #3 agricultural product.

@greeneyedlady5580

Жыл бұрын

@@jacquelinehorne6485 It isn't just sad, it's ridiculous.

@stc3145

Жыл бұрын

Use your brain and dont use drugs. Only the weak and idiots use drugs

@zazatv6822

Жыл бұрын

I live weed smoker

@phdonme1

Жыл бұрын

Well somebody's always going to be on that in between. Of everything in life. Definitely sucks but it's on its way to not being illegal anymore. Next we need to get rid of all the billionaires.

"I try to hide out before it gets too wicked" is some damn good life advice.

That fungus joke was killer.

@abrahamrivera1991

Жыл бұрын

He’s cringe

“Everyone’s been doing things for me” Yea, like raising the kids you don’t acknowledge!

@greeneyedlady5580

Жыл бұрын

Bingo!

@kenrickeason

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious but that's a fact..

@erickborling1302

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant. Now enough of this buffoon already. How ANY person allow their personality to be defined by and reinforce a negative stereotype is beyond me.

@Ragesomethingidk

Жыл бұрын

Your Name ist very fiting. 😉

@williamgreenfield9991

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations for the savage and oh-so-well-deserved take down.

"Where do clouds come from?" My lungs, homie! That was the right answer...

That drive-through is more clean and professional than 99.99% of the fast-food drive-throughs in this country. Veronica seems like a real sweetheart. If I lived there, I'd be happy to see her face at that window, too. Legalization across the Nation! Let's go, Dark Brandon!!! 🤣 Get it done!!! 😃

@brittneyhorsley4047

Жыл бұрын

It's really a top notch dispensary.. the smoke lounge is cool too

@vonswaego

Жыл бұрын

Veronika is one of my oldest friends. She’s a delight.

@trutymeproductions5478

Жыл бұрын

Her smile is infectious.....I wanna go there just to see it in person

I was totally expecting Lindell to pull up to that window.

I'm so dang jealous I can't stand it. Legalize Nation Wide!!!!

@unknownsample4801

Жыл бұрын

Biden is Trying but republicans be like NO that will help people! just like them stopping student loan debt relief.

@TJfromEarth

Жыл бұрын

smoke one up for me, living in china i can safely say that day will probably never come haha

@brittanyflowerday

Жыл бұрын

@@iccus62 Yet another reason to move to Canada.

@nicholasfarrell5981

Жыл бұрын

@@iccus62 blaze one for me, would you?

That is the best news I have heard lately. Sounds like DOJ is getting serious, too. Holding him accountable would be the best Christmas!

@bbm1077

Жыл бұрын

it's left wing nonsense. divide and conquer.

@indiasuperclean6969

Жыл бұрын

WOW SIRRR VERY DANGEROUS !!!! 😠 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA 🤗🇮🇳 THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD , WE NEVER DO SCAM AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

About damn time!

@danmcgriff1421

Жыл бұрын

How about giving presents to needy children that would be the best Christmas you need to get a grip on reality damn

@terwillagermcghee4148

Жыл бұрын

@@danmcgriff1421 oh how your tune has changed Dan Mcgrifted 😘 Happy holydaze traitor!

The first guy got screwed no weed and got bubble wrap as a gift 😂

Those people in the drive trhu had great smiles. The manager looked like he could be a model.

Holy crap! He finally has to release his taxes! We might finally get to find out whether he wrote Erick off as a loss!

@coloradocitizen6478

Жыл бұрын

Funny!

@danmcgriff1421

Жыл бұрын

What a bunch of nosy people why don't you worry about yourself damn

@marionoz9980

Жыл бұрын

Yeah A total loss!!

@RobertBreckenridge13

Жыл бұрын

Republicans will still defend him come Jan. They should really just cut bait, throw him into the cement mixer, and pivot away from extremism. But that will piss off their meager base.

Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a park bench after him. The bench sued for defamation.

@danmcgriff1421

Жыл бұрын

You're funny are you a comedian maybe you could write for Jimmy Kimmel

@adrijanacah1280

Жыл бұрын

😄😁😁😂😂😂

So nice to see young people enjoying a little pot instead of all that other deadly stuff. Kaleidoscopes - what a cool idea. Love ya Jimmy.

The pot shop bit reminds me of when my Dad and I would watch Letterman and he would always check in on Rupert Jee of the Hello Deli, I hope it becomes a regular thing 💚

@greeneyedlady5580

Жыл бұрын

I miss Rupert!

@internetstress

Жыл бұрын

This show will never be great like Letterman don't even compare the two.

@greeneyedlady5580

Жыл бұрын

@@internetstress Letterman was good, but he also had some incredibly lame bits.

@Marijuanifornia

Жыл бұрын

This show could be the catalyst that changes the world if they would do a segment on the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* that encouraged Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country during World War II. The video is online at an official .gov link from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990 after 45 years of being buried under mountains of drug war lies.

That drive-through worker seems awesome ❤

@JennyJeong425

Жыл бұрын

She's stoked because she's got a good job. People who work in dispensaries, especially pretty girls, make hundreds of dollars a day just in tips. And they don't have to deal with cranky people very often. Every time I go to a dispensary, the clientele is excited because they're getting their happy treats.

Thats not Herschel Walker. It is Eddie Murphy doing his Buckwheat character from SNL and that is OTAY

@matchesmalone79

Жыл бұрын

Haha gold!

@cherylleech785

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾✔️

God bless joe 😊keep him safe and in good health for us

@michaelmiami

Жыл бұрын

The best thing Biden has done is stopping Carter from being the worse president of the last 50 years. Thanks Joe!

@louiseasmith1336

Жыл бұрын

Amen.

It's fun to see how happy these people are to be on TV.

@ToniHunterOne

Жыл бұрын

IKR, just like the olden days!

Vote Warnock for senate, Georgia 💙

@DippyHippie

Жыл бұрын

💙

@annjohnson8437

Жыл бұрын

Yes, please!!! 💙

@commonsense571

Жыл бұрын

💙💙💙🙏

@growtechsystems6528

Жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Let’s vote Marxism and socialism . I’m so excited that the government will control my life and spend all my money

@tdrc3244

Жыл бұрын

Hershel Walker ❤

apparently they didn't tighten up security when they realized they were storing classified documents. I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not at all shocked.

@holmesd5003

Жыл бұрын

you mean like Clintons emails?

@roxie_the_rockmonster4892

Жыл бұрын

@@holmesd5003 you mean the ones where Countless investigations by Republicans found she did Nothing wrong? Are those the emails you are referring to?????

@cameronsealy6130

Жыл бұрын

Z

@charlesasmith7836

Жыл бұрын

Me too 😄

@269gregory

Жыл бұрын

I'm not shocked at all, friend.

I swear, watching these Kimmy Kimmel monologues and skits he does, they always make me smile. But THIS one, had me smiling and laughing so much my friggin face hurt!! LOVED IT!!

My girlfriend and I attended the show, thank you Jimmy and crew we had a blast!

@jimfoster9964

Жыл бұрын

wow... just announce your an idiot. bizarre

@richpiana6930

Жыл бұрын

How much did they pay you to attend his show? i have heard the audience is told when to laugh. American "comedy" is so lame, because they can't keep politic out of the show.

@dmercury292

Жыл бұрын

@@richpiana6930 👈🏻❄️🐑thanks for watching.

@papabear3488

Жыл бұрын

@@richpiana6930 the republicans don't have a sense of humor anyway so no real big loss too us anyhow...

@jefe2098

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't walk across the street to see that garbage he spews

They need 30 yrs of tax returns ..

@fpiedade9451

Жыл бұрын

Exactly Exactly !! Investigation on tax return of all presidents before Trump To ! Americans don’t like Discrimination !

@jeanponce2017

Жыл бұрын

@@fpiedade9451 For what none of them hid their return so what's to investigate? Nobody ever ran for president because they were trying to avoid tax evasion charges not counting fraud and money laundering.

@BurtTurbo

Жыл бұрын

@@fpiedade9451 Trump's the only president to hide his tax returns.

@fpiedade9451

Жыл бұрын

@@BurtTurbo how you Know that ??????

@fpiedade9451

Жыл бұрын

@@BurtTurbo investigation on some Laptop’s 💻 to

You know damn well 10 mins of talking with Fuentes tells you exactly who he is. Plus his vice prez nominee MTG just went through the same thing last year. "I didn't know him" is BS.

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

Seriously. Wasn't trump Sr. A Klan member?

@charlesasmith7836

Жыл бұрын

Fuentes is disgusting period 🤢

@mikehersh6192

Жыл бұрын

We gotta get the Bullshit before they get more security 😲😵🎄

@Thatdudewiththedogs

Жыл бұрын

It’s funny to me that all of these normie NPC people are now clued into who Fuentes is 😂

@HannibalOrJustRex

Жыл бұрын

@@Thatdudewiththedogs I almost envy anyone who hasn't known who he is for the past several years. I remember him on Twitter arguing that the age of consent is too high a while back. Weird creepy guy. It does for some reason seem like a somewhat common complaint for people of his ilk though.

Back in the Fifties, my mom told me the Felix the Cat clock on our wall was watching me whenever she wasn't home and I absolutely believed her.

AND YET, he still sits in luxury, free as a bird, frowning at this monologue.

@slickdikkrick8746

Жыл бұрын

You mad?? Punk

@terwillagermcghee4148

Жыл бұрын

@@slickdikkrick8746 🥱

I wonder if, when they finally got the tax returns, if the person who got them muttered "Thanks. Was that really so hard?"

@cc1k435

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling the IRS sent them over directly. They actually petitioned the scotus to be able to release them this time, saying there were things that Congress really needed to see. Uh-oh. 🤔

@PADS62

Жыл бұрын

Ik right! 😅🤣

@chocomojo9552

Жыл бұрын

I Hope somebody s gonna leak everything !!!

@4bibimimi

Жыл бұрын

If he secluded them in his rectum, removing them could be quite painful. I'm going to go with that.

@pozzythump868

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said.

Agreed about the documents and why is the media not mentioning what utter crap it is that he wouldn't have any idea someone was coming or who they were when he has secret service detail! Everyone that comes anywhere near him is checked out. Period. The amount of people that believe him is astonishing. I am not shocked and disgusted as usual.

@ThomasElliott-yb8gy

Жыл бұрын

don't be shocked, the people that still worship will never admit that they were conned. Then they would show how stupid they are.

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight

Жыл бұрын

He and they knew exactly who was coming to dinner.

@frankhirner5503

Жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, he lives in your head. Dummy

@gmacka6333

Жыл бұрын

Of course he knows who Fuentes is. I can only imagine what the conversation around the dinner table was about. To be a fly on the wall, lol......(with a recording device)

@normacolon9618

Жыл бұрын

I.think he pinned it on kanye, when he invited.duentes himself..he wants to gather his group,.he is planning something.

Proof positive that a drive-up window at a dispensary is a great idea.

Finally someone pulled close to the drive thru window.

@RobertBreckenridge13

Жыл бұрын

That stressed me out too! I pull up so close the dispensary drawer almost hits my car!

I hate that we ever paid for Mike’s gas

@vic.blaine

Жыл бұрын

Mike's family owned a chain of gas stations in Indiana, Kentucky and Illinois, Keil Brothers Oil Company. They went bust in 2004, and left behind "85 contaminated sites across the three states, including underground tanks that leaked toxic chemicals into soil, streams and wells." So not only did Mike's family make plenty of money selling people gas, they left taxpayers holding the bag and paying to clean it all up. [full story, see Esquire, Charles P. Pierce, July 19, 2018]

@stephenmorton8017

Жыл бұрын

@@vic.blaine yea, that's a great example of Mike's civic responsibility. it's clear to me that the petrol companies feel free to gouge in democratic administrations. it's a win/win to make the dems look bad and then loosen restrictions when their boys get back in. the public is made to think the president controls the magic price lever.

@paulbaker847

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't his car.

@Repdem

Жыл бұрын

@@vic.blaine I always really disliked the guy, starting with that

@sjelliott6660

Жыл бұрын

You voted for him.

That was a long walk to Pence's play list, but I almost spit out my beer. :-)

@eyeruhl74

Жыл бұрын

Same

@matthewconrad2908

Жыл бұрын

Was it an orange squirrel of spit or just spittle from the dance marathon where we first heard of Trump and knew everyone left without us...and followed "the hunginsratler" a rattlesnake with orange froth on his lips

@matthewconrad2908

Жыл бұрын

Use this same orange swamp algae or scum to wash or shine your car it is long lasting like petrified wood from the ice age or his wife's hair

"I try to hide out before it get too wicked." I'm using that.

Jimmy and Guillermo are the best. The girl working the drive thru reminded me of Rosi Perez.

The longest audit since time immemorial is finally over.

@charlesasmith7836

Жыл бұрын

Lol yes 😄

@Cheyslaaa.

Жыл бұрын

Haha!

@oldrrocr

Жыл бұрын

and we've just started...

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Billy Joel is on Donald Trump's playlist too......The Longest Time.

@RobertBreckenridge13

Жыл бұрын

I hope they can do something with the taxes before Repugs get control of the House in January, and block/stall any efforts.

Audience, Great Job Mr. Kimmel. Just love the holiday spirit you shared with the Vegas customers🤜🏼🤛🏼👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼.

AJ has the most gorgeous smile, he’s adorable! That’s the happiest drive through ever!

@kristinhouser3886

Жыл бұрын

I was scrolling through comments just for this! I thought surely someone else already commented on AJ's cuteness ;)

Jimmy! Love this time every night!

All I want for Christmas is a Trump indictment.😬

@InterestedCitizen

Жыл бұрын

Pleeeaaassseee 🎅 Give us this gift.🎁

@HairynosedWombat163

Жыл бұрын

And so say all of us!

@population-_-420

Жыл бұрын

Still flushing important documents down the toilet 🚽🪠

@daves8027

Жыл бұрын

lmao! keep dreaming

@dougwristen2228

Жыл бұрын

multiple indictments for trump to celebrate the new years with , the crimes this traitor has committed haven't all come in yet , there is so much more to learn about his administrations corruption , and senators and congress members

You had me at "Stoners get a pot quiz"

@Marijuanifornia

Жыл бұрын

Question: "What is the title of the 1942 US Department of Agriculture video that taught American farmers how to grow 'Marihuana' to defend our country during World War II?" Answer: *Hemp for Victory.* The federal license to grow Cannabis that is shown 3 minutes into the film reads, "Producer of Marihuana." There is an official .gov link to the video from the US National Archives, and it's on several KZread channels.

Kimmel is my go-to whenever I need a laugh.

@abrahamrivera1991

Жыл бұрын

Damn that’s sad

That drive-thru skit could be it's own show

@oldrrocr

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of the Steve Allen show...

@nerfherder4284

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was a great bit, like Cash cab 😂

@mikeday2393

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same damn thing

@smolke2040

Жыл бұрын

I agree. I just loved everyone of the drive through customers...adorable.

@haidarhakimable

Жыл бұрын

I'd watch every episode

Elf on a Shelf jokes were HILARIOUS 😂!

@internetstress

Жыл бұрын

So its funny to lie and decieve children?

My son asked for his elves to come back early in a letter from Santa. I have been moving elves every night for 7 months. Not just one, but ten. He is the Clarion of the Christmas spirit. It never ends. 😅

@davelindstrom6005

Жыл бұрын

The Pied Piper of the Elves!😁

So doofus Don said he didn’t know Nick Fuentes? He said afterwords; “ this guy really gets me. He really gets me!” This time it’s guilt by association.

@danmcgriff1421

Жыл бұрын

Blah blah blah get your own life worrying about other people what's the matter with you I assume you're a grown up act like it

@Crazycatlady71

Жыл бұрын

He gets him because 45 is no different than Fuentes. Of course, he knows ole buddy Nick! 45 has lied all his life and he's still not good at it!

@MrStaybrown

Жыл бұрын

Nobody wants to have dinner with him. Kanye and Fuentes are the bottom of the list. .Donald is only looking for more associates to throw under the bus.

@trill2527

Жыл бұрын

You wish.

@johnyu1750

Жыл бұрын

@@MrStaybrown along with a dinner invitation you also get a subpoena

My partner has a kid and the elf on the shelf gives me heart attacks when I find it randomly throughout a dark house in the morning.

@wontbefooledagain9400

Жыл бұрын

Oh that’s funny! 😂

@elizabethsnowpaws3751

Жыл бұрын

Pet rock of Xmas😉

@roberthill799

Жыл бұрын

And neither your partner nor the kid has anything to do with it moving "randomly" around the house. Sweet dreams!

@borshardsd

Жыл бұрын

@@roberthill799 the worst is as I'm putting my contacts in, look over, and this elf is just 👀 there. Merry Christmas my friend!

@nancywutzke5392

Жыл бұрын

I'd light that thing on fire and toss it out the front door. There. Done!

Everyone in the drive thru looks so happy 😜

Gees your writers and producers are top notch! Thank you as always for the laughs Jimmy K! Expat fam in Japan!

@The1djdave

Жыл бұрын

define top notch when the ratings are sinking..

That dispensary drive-through quiz was amazing! 😂. But I'm disappointed in the the last guy who couldn't name the Ninja Turtles. 😅

@timstepify

Жыл бұрын

Donatello does machines

@nerfherder4284

Жыл бұрын

😂 I definitely could have watched a few more. I always love Jimmy's stoner base nod. Thanks Jimmy 😂

@mikeday2393

Жыл бұрын

right?! wtf is happening to pop culture dammit!!!! that section at the weed store could be its own show. id watch the hell out of that

@lunhil12

Жыл бұрын

I don't even care about them and I know their names.

@adamb89

Жыл бұрын

The secret fifth Ninja Turtle, Ralph.

If you're tired of fighting over the Christmas table, make it a peaceful occasion by making the turkey stuffing with cannabis.

@susancrawford2343

Жыл бұрын

I suggest you put it in the hors d'oeuvre otherwise you may not make it to dinner! LOL

@denisefoxcroft8920

Жыл бұрын

@@susancrawford2343 Or maybe make the hors d'oeuvre's shooms. You know...go the whole hog. 💃 🕺

@357CLOUDY

Жыл бұрын

Only if you tell the guest.

@MK-su6eg

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the MUSHROOMS, and gravy!!! Ummmm, magically delicious!!!!Aloha!!!!

@MK-su6eg

Жыл бұрын

@@denisefoxcroft8920 o oh...shrooooooms!!,,,, exactly!!!

I honestly thought they’d have Guillermo teleport to the dispensary in his car at the end of that sketch. Would have been epic.

I don't partake but that pot quiz game was AWESOME. People are so funny. I had a massive smile on my face the entire time. Hope this becomes a regular bit.

You need to make the marijuana drive-through quiz a hilarious constant section on its own 🤣

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight

Жыл бұрын

I am sure he could arrange for Snoop and a few others to "show up" as well. It would be hilarious.

@marypoor9574

Жыл бұрын

100% I'd watch way more of this. Great people.

@Aurelyn

Жыл бұрын

This could be its own TV show

@paulbaker847

Жыл бұрын

Make it a road show. Come to Oregon.

@laduke8873

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like they show Cash Cab. 😊

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍

@Totsamiyfilin

Жыл бұрын

👍🥃

@visariosorino8034

Жыл бұрын

@@Totsamiyfilin 😊👍

@lilaznkid4ever

Жыл бұрын

It's his writers?

@corybrown1450

Жыл бұрын

It's not a talk show anymore it's a political show that constantly pushes a political agenda he was a pretty funny guy before he got into politics

They got weed drive-throughs and here I am in North Carolina where weed is still illegal I'm so jealous

I love your show you always keep it a 100.. You got him on On that West being antismetic and he still let him in..

He must be so grateful for this help! 😊 After all, trump told us he would be HAPPY to show us his tax returns. He just didn't manage to do it on his own, for some reason....🤔

@jasonlee5651

Жыл бұрын

I'd be the same way,nunya biz,I'd like to see all of "Washington 's finest" taxes,Trump's probably look great compared to some in the swamp

@greeneyedlady5580

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonlee5651 Biden, along with every other recent President except IQ45 made his tax returns public. All elected Senators and Representatives have to file financial disclosure forms.

@darkcrystal438

Жыл бұрын

He aaid he would release if emails were ceased.. never were.. dems upto their evil ways. Hell has a special place for todays evil dems.

@CosplayZine

Жыл бұрын

Sure like how he inflated his property values to commit fraud and get additional loans on them.

@jasonlee5651

Жыл бұрын

@@greeneyedlady5580 I'm just saying every public servant that's elected by the people should have to show how they become multi millionaires off a mere $174,000.00 salary,not possible legally unless you know what the market is gonna do before it does it, either extremely gifted or corrupt

Nice Spotify list Jimmy. Colbert loves steely Dan too. They’re Seinfeld and John Mullany’s favorite band as well. Easily my favorite group too, love me some steely dan!

That girl in the drive thru dispensary had a great juicy giggle. She was a hoot.

I was laughing with the elf on the shelf because I got my son one when he was like five or six years old and I put it on the shelf and then I tried to explain to him what the Elf does and he looked at me and said “seriously mom do you think I’m gonna believe that?” Then he went off to do evil! lol!

I live right around the corner from that dispensary. I am going to have to frequent more often in the hopes the quiz becomes a regular segment!

Now if we could just see Don Jr's laptop , that'd be great

Jimmy,. Glad you see & hear you tonight. It was perfect. Funny. You are back in the saddle!

I loved the weed store drive thru interviews! Hilarious! Made me wish really hard that politicians here in Oklahoma weren't so conservative that their butt cheeks squeak when they walk. You can't buy liquor on Sundays, either, so it's like a step back in time to a more restrictive, unreasonable time.

@michaellovely6601

Жыл бұрын

I can't imagine how much alcohol is sold in Oklahoma on Saturdays.

I'm surprised they were able to get enough Republicans to pass the marriage bill into law

@pauljudd9825

Жыл бұрын

always the same republicans voting with the left

@IditaBugger

Жыл бұрын

I had to listen twice to make sure I heard that right.

@prodemocracyseth

Жыл бұрын

It's was mainly the Repukes that will be retiring soon I believe.

@charlesasmith7836

Жыл бұрын

Me too shocked really 😳

@steveb796

Жыл бұрын

20% of them are in the closet.

Cannot wait to see my family in December for Christmas. Haven't been to Arizona in 8 years.

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

Have a fabulous time!!

@jackderipper2233

Жыл бұрын

Just went. I saw Bizbee, Phoenix, Tucson, Tombstone and Sedona. It was beautiful! Enjoy!

@annem7806

Жыл бұрын

Florida of the west

@nobs997

Жыл бұрын

Out of curiosity, are you related to Kari Lake?

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

@@jackderipper2233 good for you! A lot of folks don't have family to go see.

AJ is adorable, what a smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love his Hamsa hanging from his rear view mirror. 🧿🧿🧿🧿

loved the drive thru - gotta go to Vegas and gotta go to a Jimmy show - peace out from NZ 🥝

I like it when they post the monologue on KZread before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:39pm ET

@kristopherneville6922

Жыл бұрын

Do you always gotta comment the same thing

@grumpleforskin

Жыл бұрын

Both you need to profread

@kristopherneville6922

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpleforskin so don't you there's a space between proof and read

@kristopherneville6922

Жыл бұрын

@@POPCORN_BRAWL shut up

@grumpleforskin

Жыл бұрын

Apperently you don't get the joke

Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and, um... Mitch McConnell?

Shocker.....they really weren't be audited for a thousand years?

Jeremy, the young man in the “Let’s Make a Dope Deal” game is such a cutie!!!

Hey Jimmy 👋

Increasing security because of Kanya West but not because of thousands of pages of stolen documents.

@bensitsdownwithfriends

Жыл бұрын

Bot. Lol

@richardreynolds6398

Жыл бұрын

@@bensitsdownwithfriends Bot? You mean "bought". Now get a mirror.

I hope my neighbors dont hear me shouting at my laptop, "AJ!!! Say WEED!!! Say WEEEED!!" lol

@SwaggerChiick1

Жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣

Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

For the people who drove through the windows, pot does have an effect on depth perception!🤣🤣🤣

@inbornwanderlust1076

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that is like the worst advertisement for the legalization of pot ever 😂😂😂 Even though I do support it, that's funny yet also a bit concerning not gonna lie

@nancywutzke5392

Жыл бұрын

@@inbornwanderlust1076 Here in Michigan during the pandemic we had places that had drive up 3 lanes wide. And still do. And what makes you think these people are high coming thru the drive thru ? Huge chance they're not. Cuz why do you think they're there buying some? They're out. Duh, hello? I don't get the 'alarm'. Do you also assume every person that goes to the store to buy beer, wine or liquor is going to crack it open when they get back in their car to drive home? What's the Big deal about a drive thru window? Ohio and many other States have drive thru's for alcoholic beverages too. What's so scary? Its no different than walking out of a store with the stuff in a bag and getting in your car. You're scared for NO REASON. Making up thing's to be afraid of. Geesh.

T R E A S O N O U S R U M P

Ronny didn't seem too happy to get that Willie Nelson Christmas ornament. He also looked super baked. I bet he really was one of those who got through that "clear" glass

@JennyJeong425

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling ol' Ronnie wasn't on his way to a Mensa meeting.

@mmjackk667

Жыл бұрын

@@JennyJeong425 :))) Oh, you're worse than I am.

Wow! 2 things are going on in my head listening to this: Complicated to write about because I can not focus in reaction at the same time as the topic change. Requires relistening, rewriting, rethinking!

Man greatest episode ever. I love the marijuana motif.

AJ is a nice guy. 🤗

@pennyelliott3732

Жыл бұрын

He reminded me SO much of my nephew! 🤗

AJ, the hero we needed.

House Ways and Means Committee has his tax returns. Please let there be a leaker!

It would be funny if for once Guillermo hosted the show in Spanish and Jimmy stood on the stool

@NickFieldMedia

Жыл бұрын

One for April Fool's Day next year maybe.

Lock Don up

@CadiKane

Жыл бұрын

Hunter first

@CadiKane

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanoxendale903 i cant say because this channel is so weak they delete any comments that talk bad about the left

stoner trivia needs to be a regular thing...

Others have said this but dang! All the humans in the drive up, including Verronika, are GORGEOUS. Their smiles are amazing!

In 10 minutes, the cloud will be coming out of that car

Yikes, Elf-on-a-shelf with viruses😳. Donald Duck's taxes - it's going to be fun to see💲 The tree 🎄is nice🎁

I really hope they warned these people ahead of time.

That says it all ‘Mitch McConnell votes against interracial marriage and he’s in one’ 😅

Make them public so we all can see them. Bet he is not worth what he wants people to believe.

@lolawants2008

Жыл бұрын

I think you’re psychic ;)

Never did elf on the shelf with my kids. But the Grandkids had a blast with where's Grandma's boyfriend Skeldon (skeleton) today and what is he doing? After Halloween we got a science book out and labeled all his bones. Fun and educational. 🤣

Great post. Thank you Jimmy.

I live in west Georgia, the average gas price at this moment is $2.84.

@StageRight123

Жыл бұрын

Damn, it hasn't been $2.84 since the mid 90's here in California.

@happygreenclean

Жыл бұрын

Lucky!

@tuxcats8518

Жыл бұрын

@@jssny2240 Ga trying to get Walker elected. I think Biden and Warnock should get credit for the lower price.

Watching a season 18 episode of Pawn Stars last night that featured Rick and Chumlee investigating a massive shoe collection in California. As soon as I heard the phrase "Yeezies" (or however it is spelt), I started wondering how much money the seller had lost over the last couple of months, given how prominent those shoes were in the collection. The only person who's value has gone down more in the last year or so was that oddly hued old man he had dinner with last week.

Imagine being stoned, going through that quiz, and receiving bubble wrap... a nightmare