Trump is Only MENTALLY Ill Now

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The Lakers win their 17th NBA Title, Canadian’s celebrate Thanksgiving, Trump heads to Florida for a big maskless rally after he claimed that he is “immune” to the virus, the New York Times reports that he wanted to reveal a Superman logo under his shirt upon leaving Walter Reed Medical Center, Trump finally got a glowing endorsement - from the Taliban, we head out to the street to see how many African American people plan to vote for Trump after he claimed 95% of them would, and Jimmy and DJ Khaled settle their NBA Finals bet. If you would like to bid on DJ Khaled’s Sea-Doo go to: blessupjetski.com and help support the Overtown Youth Center in Miami!
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  • @quickeditscc1917
    @quickeditscc19173 жыл бұрын

    “Canadians have so much to be thankful for... they’re not us’ 🤣🤣 - facts

  • @garretgroyce4657

    @garretgroyce4657

    3 жыл бұрын

    Our leadership isn’t much better

  • @quickeditscc1917

    @quickeditscc1917

    3 жыл бұрын

    @bryan babcock fk no

  • @butterflykisses2592

    @butterflykisses2592

    3 жыл бұрын

    us Canadians rock!!

  • @walcoman

    @walcoman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just keep that Canadian wall tightly closed, EH? 😆

  • @randyvanryswyk2695

    @randyvanryswyk2695

    3 жыл бұрын

    OK

  • @BManTyler
    @BManTyler3 жыл бұрын

    You can't fix stupid. However, the red hats do make it easier to identify.

  • @alioffski45

    @alioffski45

    3 жыл бұрын

    And they are all made in China

  • @beedee9534

    @beedee9534

    3 жыл бұрын

    There were burning the Red hats in Colorado

  • @denniselgatoblanco824
    @denniselgatoblanco8243 жыл бұрын

    The "hell no's" and "absolutely not's" pretty muched sums that up!

  • @kimberlydavis6755
    @kimberlydavis67553 жыл бұрын

    “Nobody really knows.” If only the USA had something like ‘contact tracing.’ “Immunity” “protective glow” OMG.

  • @ThomasPanto

    @ThomasPanto

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ignorance creates the FEAR and fear creates the abuse of life..

  • @g0679

    @g0679

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not to worry. Ivanka and Jared are working on it.

  • @filipv2167
    @filipv21673 жыл бұрын

    It's insane that just telling the facts are more comedic than making jokes.

  • @hollandp9606

    @hollandp9606

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a senile old man- sorry he is.

  • @sillygoose635

    @sillygoose635

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hollandp9606 Yes trump is.

  • @koprcord5338
    @koprcord53383 жыл бұрын

    The only thing he's immune to is intelligence.

  • @sonny539

    @sonny539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that A joke you usually tell your 10year old Friends You meet on COD?

  • @ACTUAL_FACTSS

    @ACTUAL_FACTSS

    3 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @peepzluvem

    @peepzluvem

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sonny539 no its a joke that people who value their lives and country that don't want a sh*t president tell eachother

  • @NileshR12

    @NileshR12

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

  • @sonny539

    @sonny539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@peepzluvem people who value there life dont Loot and say its peaceful protest,Burn Businesses and say they have insurance, and Expect the rest of us too believe in that bullcr*p

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison59513 жыл бұрын

    trump: “I am immune!” FBI: “Not from prosecution…”

  • @davethebaptist8272

    @davethebaptist8272

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait till hillary gets hers

  • @aidankiriakou2064

    @aidankiriakou2064

    3 жыл бұрын

    MatchstalkMan FBI is part of the reason trumps in there! Thankyou to James Comey 😏

  • @hiphop296

    @hiphop296

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@davethebaptist8272 yall keep talking about hilary and Obama going to jail. So when is that gonna happen?

  • @-thedog-briangriffin9720

    @-thedog-briangriffin9720

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's why he is so desperate to win. Once he is out they will come on top of him. He committed a lot of crimes.

  • @nancysmith4151

    @nancysmith4151

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's leaving US if loses, already said so. NO prosecution. Comrade Donald. He hehehe 😆

  • @kristi1189
    @kristi11893 жыл бұрын

    “THEY had some big events at the White House” like he’s not involved.

  • @lisabertolini3481

    @lisabertolini3481

    3 жыл бұрын

    like when you're bad and your mom tells your father "do you know what YOUR daughter did??"

  • @lauriem4112

    @lauriem4112

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tallfitguy4631

    @tallfitguy4631

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lauriem4112 Mlm

  • @zogzog1063

    @zogzog1063

    3 жыл бұрын

    Love the word 'THEY'. Like dude? rump? this is your White House right? Who are THEY? Some people you don't have control of?

  • @ashlaern

    @ashlaern

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm close to certain he just wasn't invited to parties in his own house. He was sent to his room to pretend he doesn't exist but he still got out and stole some snacks

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage3 жыл бұрын

    As a born and bred Canadian, I can attest that we're thankful for not being the US pretty much every year.

  • @Opus313

    @Opus313

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Thanksgiving Day!

  • @AnnoyingMoose

    @AnnoyingMoose

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am also thankful that the border is still indefinitely closed!

  • @martinarnold4999

    @martinarnold4999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Until Trump, speaking as a Canadian I held USA in high regard, so I would not agree with your comment that we always felt like that.

  • @ferox965

    @ferox965

    3 жыл бұрын

    Canadian here too. And glad I live in Canada...also glad we've kept our border shut.

  • @hatchz6

    @hatchz6

    3 жыл бұрын

    What he said...from east coast Canadian

  • @livelife365
    @livelife3653 жыл бұрын

    "It's one thing you learn...this is a contagious disease." Right, Donnie, glad you learned.

  • @alvarny77

    @alvarny77

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is still doing maskless rallies

  • @sonny539

    @sonny539

    3 жыл бұрын

    "VOTE Dementia Biden "

  • @sonny539

    @sonny539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sean Steele 🤣🤣I'm so looking forward too a Landslide this November,along with The Repeat of Waves of tears from all you libtards😂

  • @teresitauy5532

    @teresitauy5532

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg, he is such a moron .

  • @dollymadison2397

    @dollymadison2397

    3 жыл бұрын

    I kept waiting for #45 to say: "Nobody ever knew that before. Nobody knew how contagious this was.

  • @Janique_GeminiBlue85
    @Janique_GeminiBlue853 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully Trump will test his "immune theory" and get sick again 🦠🧪🧫🧬

  • @koco23
    @koco233 жыл бұрын

    HE SAID, “I’M BARACK OBAMA & I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @jforrest84
    @jforrest843 жыл бұрын

    It’s nice when us Canadians are thought of. Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @gypsysnickerdoodle4354

    @gypsysnickerdoodle4354

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jamie Forrest i know, right?

  • @missg.5940

    @missg.5940

    3 жыл бұрын

    I live near Michigan. When l visited some wanted to know why we don’t have it the same day as them instead of on the “ wrong” day! Also why we don’t celebrate the Fourth of July!!!😠😳😷🇨🇦

  • @rthetruthful
    @rthetruthful3 жыл бұрын

    I could hear the *“Hell Naw”* from everybody before they even played the clip of them getting asked that question🤣

  • @heatherm2140

    @heatherm2140

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @adriennebolles711
    @adriennebolles7113 жыл бұрын

    My black cat is a registered Demeowcat.

  • @trnharris

    @trnharris

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @barbarachandler4430
    @barbarachandler44302 жыл бұрын

    I loved that “man on the street” interviews! That should win an Emmy, it was the best.

  • @lifeisgood1454
    @lifeisgood14543 жыл бұрын

    Taking off your mask in the middle of the pandemic is like throwing away your armour and shield in the middle of the battle. It's not bravery. It's stupidity.

  • @jaynepoullos9344

    @jaynepoullos9344

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed!!

  • @janncoons7445

    @janncoons7445

    Жыл бұрын

    Well I must be super special no shots and no f****** masks and still healthy healthy healthy.

  • @NanaLine001
    @NanaLine0013 жыл бұрын

    A good laugh as usual. Big hello from Line who lives up above (not in heaven) and is glad to be Canadian for sure. My heart goes out to you guys!

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington11363 жыл бұрын

    "They" had some big events at the White House. Surprise parties? How did "they" pull that off ?

  • @reyjay1
    @reyjay13 жыл бұрын

    "Contaminator-in-Chief"! Gold!

  • @wendy5116
    @wendy51163 жыл бұрын

    I feel as if we’re all playing a game called ”Trump Against Humanity” hosted by Hannity

  • @thrashandburn10221

    @thrashandburn10221

    3 жыл бұрын

    And people won't stop pandering to the czar

  • @BlackEpyon

    @BlackEpyon

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is on one of the white cards, though I really think it ought to be orange.

  • @oldrrocr

    @oldrrocr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pizza the trump.

  • @Zerushaddai

    @Zerushaddai

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like that title very much.

  • @stevemanly9914

    @stevemanly9914

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump Against Sanity

  • @TheHomelessDreamer
    @TheHomelessDreamer3 жыл бұрын

    "The Man of Steal This Election" might just be the most underrated/underappreciated joke of the night.

  • @Inglewood17

    @Inglewood17

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is 😂😂😂

  • @AdrianColley

    @AdrianColley

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, I must have missed that one when it went by.

  • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cyborg

  • @andreamcinnes7388

    @andreamcinnes7388

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Rita , 25 y.o ! [ WANT S Ē Х ] Open my canal !!! Dip

  • @thop
    @thop3 жыл бұрын

    “Hell no!”...I love my peoples😂

  • @iainlyall6475
    @iainlyall64753 жыл бұрын

    thank you for the Thanksgiving Day wishes Jimmy. it's nice to be recognized up here.

  • @TMercan31
    @TMercan313 жыл бұрын

    Heyyyyyy!! Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes - from Canada! 👋 🇨🇦🍗😷 PS - please VOTE!!! 🙏

  • @johnnyyuen809
    @johnnyyuen8093 жыл бұрын

    If he Wasn't the president, he sounds like one of residents in the nursing home. Only thing is that the audience will be his fellow residents in the day room.

  • @jnorway7295

    @jnorway7295

    3 жыл бұрын

    Johnny, well put!! This is exactly how egotistical 45 rambles and lies.

  • @aprilrain1211

    @aprilrain1211

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣😄

  • @tylermoorman4866

    @tylermoorman4866

    3 жыл бұрын

    If Trump is in a nursing home then Biden is in memory care and skilled nursing! Lol

  • @orangechicken3408

    @orangechicken3408

    3 жыл бұрын

    U made it rain with that comment 😂

  • @claude2642

    @claude2642

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or as Groucho Marx would has said "I wouldn't live in a bug house that would have me for a resident'

  • @justjoan4010
    @justjoan40103 жыл бұрын

    So glad you're back Jimmy.

  • @jasontavera9360
    @jasontavera93603 жыл бұрын

    Good stuff as always Jimmy!!😂

  • @Bathos29
    @Bathos293 жыл бұрын

    FOR KOBE AND GIANNA BRYANT

  • @sramoore0075187

    @sramoore0075187

    3 жыл бұрын

    Word

  • @juanthebean9845
    @juanthebean98453 жыл бұрын

    I love this show

  • @buenaenriquez8424
    @buenaenriquez84243 жыл бұрын

    His still acting stupid, immune with his own dreams. What else can he do more damage to the country.

  • @MariaRosario-xm9cs

    @MariaRosario-xm9cs

    3 жыл бұрын

    how did he damage america?

  • @leontrotsky8676

    @leontrotsky8676

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MariaRosario-xm9cs Are you shittin me?

  • @happyface2958

    @happyface2958

    3 жыл бұрын

    Okay I know I've been shadow banned but man this was real fast lol. Yes Trump is damaging the country. I had a friend who owns the furniture store and he had 6~8 undocumented employees but he had to fire them (ice got'em) and hire bunch of US americanos. undocumented aliens work so hard for way less than a minimum wages...

  • @leontrotsky8676

    @leontrotsky8676

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jason Robertson Doctors have said that there is no evidence that you become immune after contracting it. Why, are you a doctor that has some secret info we aren't aware of?

  • @g0679

    @g0679

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MariaRosario-xm9cs Cute stage name. Time for your borscht break, Natasha.

  • @cindybenson87
    @cindybenson873 жыл бұрын

    "THEY" had some big events at the white house 🤔

  • @MadStatter
    @MadStatter3 жыл бұрын

    The S on the Cheato Overlord's chest would have stood for "SuperSpreader" if he actually pulled that stunt.

  • @luthien3565

    @luthien3565

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mad Statter The S on the Cheato Overlord's chest would have stood for "Senile"

  • @matthiasmunchen9323

    @matthiasmunchen9323

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would have been SS then... even more suting if you ask me (but even those idiots back than wouldn't touch that imbecile with a 6foot stick)

  • @pretty5793

    @pretty5793

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe we missed it...everyone would have had a different reaction to it for sure!

  • @mre2039

    @mre2039

    3 жыл бұрын

    S for Stupidity on steroids.

  • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zoo GFI

  • @arthurvarady4190
    @arthurvarady41903 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if he will have a presidential library built after he leaves office. My questions would be: 1-would the library contain books? 2-will there be an adults only section in the back?

  • @devyl1516

    @devyl1516

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which institution though....

  • @lindaname9413

    @lindaname9413

    3 жыл бұрын

    picture books for sure.

  • @ekihaket

    @ekihaket

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea, there'd be books....lots of rolled up magazines, each signed by Stormy Daniels.

  • @betsylowe898

    @betsylowe898

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump supporters... if you want to carry guns... join the troops. Face Putin army. I bet and guarantee you will pull Trump move. I have a doctor's permit.

  • @SLucas-qs6fj

    @SLucas-qs6fj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every single issue of Playboy, for sure.

  • @paulcadogan7033
    @paulcadogan70333 жыл бұрын

    Immune? Unlike the patient who just died when coronovirus returned after he had recovered. The man is insane.

  • @chuyocaca5797
    @chuyocaca57973 жыл бұрын

    "Joe did you just mentioned? the word 'smart' around me? don't ever use that word while am near ya!" Laughing my Azz off!@

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart74953 жыл бұрын

    Are you going to vote for Trump? OH, HELL NO!!!

  • @David-rf9qd

    @David-rf9qd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only idiots who vote for big idiot

  • @tatenelson3577

    @tatenelson3577

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is the majority of Americans going to vote for Biden OH HELL NO

  • @kathleenjacobson8006

    @kathleenjacobson8006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Flush the turd, November 3rd. I already voted for Biden.

  • @rufinopascual5390

    @rufinopascual5390

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump 2020

  • @ernestonavarro6431

    @ernestonavarro6431

    3 жыл бұрын

    Voting for Trump again!!! Trump 2020!

  • @karenhartman9774
    @karenhartman97743 жыл бұрын

    This president couldn’t run a bath, let alone a country! 🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸

  • @MyTubeSVp

    @MyTubeSVp

    3 жыл бұрын

    My main fear is that a lot of your countrymen will disagree ...

  • @kitcoffey7194

    @kitcoffey7194

    3 жыл бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @timann80

    @timann80

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MyTubeSVp We do. Liberalism is a disease that needs help. Tell me about what you like about Joe Biden and his policies. i can tell you all day why I vote for my candidate. I can also speak very negatively about Biden and tell you everything that is wrong with him

  • @MyTubeSVp

    @MyTubeSVp

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@timann80 Sure you can. Go and vote, and we’ll see how it goes. I read that Proud Boys have started publicly talking about starting a civil war if Trump doesn’t win. The US is between a rock and a hard place.

  • @DaveGringo
    @DaveGringo3 жыл бұрын

    Now he thinks this also will give him immunity to all criminal charges once out of office.... Love to see him and crazy Rudy use that to keep him out of prison... The doctor's gave him immunity!!!

  • @doreendklutz6400
    @doreendklutz64003 жыл бұрын

    Trump: “Immunity means, you have the protective glow.” My 12-yr old: “He’s watching too many superhero movies.” 🤣🤣🤣 with all the work the country needs done! He’s got time to watch TV!!

  • @ThomasPanto

    @ThomasPanto

    3 жыл бұрын

    Scotty, we need more power to the shields.-kirk I'm given him all shes got captian.-- scotty

  • @user-nn7mg3bp4u
    @user-nn7mg3bp4u3 жыл бұрын

    Elect a clown, expect a circus.

  • @darnellrx

    @darnellrx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what we will get if Biden gets in👍Trump2020

  • @lorebay2593

    @lorebay2593

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@darnellrx no, America is tired, tired of the trump experiment. We hope to regain a competent administration of truly " the best people" for the job at hand that will serve all of America, instead of a revolving door of just friends and yes men who are not qualified to serve. We will gain two individuals that care about the country and will speak cohesiveness instead of the us versus them divisive speech, and hateful rhetoric. We hope to hire people with a more effective plan of handling this virus than a promise unfulfilled. We hope to restore the United of our fractured states and country, and regain some sense of normalcy instead of the everyday drama of the occupant in the people's Oval Office. We will regain civility, honesty, integrity, common courtesy and the minds of certain people who have been led astray by wicked ones of supremacy and the Stand back and standby crowd. We should not be at war in our own country and fearful.of domestic terrorists.

  • @timann80

    @timann80

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lorebay2593 You got brainwashed into nonsense by the political establishment again. Way to think for yourself

  • @lorebay2593

    @lorebay2593

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@timann80 the thoughts are strictly my own from constant observation of this manchild, and after the last 4 years and all the antics, drama, and revolving door administration, you can't see that the occupant is not a fit man to lead all of this country, you sir need your brain washed from the delusion you and others like minded are suffering from. The occupant wants America to be his own and we will not bow to a king, but the king of Kings and the Lord of Lords, and guess what, it ain't him, the occupant of the people's house.

  • @chelsied.8691

    @chelsied.8691

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Lore Bay, don't worry about ol Suge, that is what we call projection. Anytime someone doesn't share his/her opinion he chooses from his right wing talking points and accusations. Most can see right through him/her.

  • @theluckycanadian1798
    @theluckycanadian17983 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for mentioning Canada ..this was my best Thanks Giving in 15 years because we had a great dinner by ourselves in a first nation eatery overlooking the Pacific ocean. As my wife is Asian and I Causation we had our own best meals, she had fish soup with 6 different creatures shelled and fin, and I had A full turkey dinner...Peace and Love from Canada...ps we wore masks in and out of eatery ....thanks again for the Canada shout out...

  • @lisamc6094

    @lisamc6094

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hate you hate you hate you - Canadian locked home Much love

  • @dylandoh6495

    @dylandoh6495

    3 жыл бұрын

    You forgot to mention "lttstore", Linus. JK. Congrats yo! 🎉

  • @joanndurbin3303
    @joanndurbin33033 жыл бұрын

    "They" had some big events at the White House. LOL

  • @roseandrade2114

    @roseandrade2114

    3 жыл бұрын

    It sounds as though he wasn't there 🤣🤣🤣. He is such a stupid moron

  • @desereeme5084
    @desereeme50843 жыл бұрын

    Keep up the good work Jim

  • @incognitro7634
    @incognitro76343 жыл бұрын

    Trump doesn't have to "Pretend to be frail". He can't drink from cups and he can't walk down ramps.

  • @loomspace

    @loomspace

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can't do stairs without a handrail either.

  • @Confusdnfl

    @Confusdnfl

    3 жыл бұрын

    He eats pizza with a knife and fork. 😳🤦‍♀️

  • @austiniscoolduh

    @austiniscoolduh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Statements like this freak me out. The fact that people actually say this even though Biden is the one with these problems. It’s actually scary.

  • @ThePaulmirto

    @ThePaulmirto

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@austiniscoolduh really. Biden rides a bike.

  • @sharonsmalls6846

    @sharonsmalls6846

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThePaulmirto Thank you and we know Trump can't mount a bike less ride one.

  • @Twitchy_McExorcism
    @Twitchy_McExorcism3 жыл бұрын

    If only he had a superman shirt when his "bonespurs" were acting up.

  • @aprilrain1211

    @aprilrain1211

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣👍

  • @ROOKTABULA

    @ROOKTABULA

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hellersbuildingremodeling7771 Whataboutism: The only debate tactic of Cult 45 Reich Wingers and Russian trolls.

  • @leonard1150

    @leonard1150

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂He probably would have found some Krytonite somewhere 😂

  • @davejohn255

    @davejohn255

    3 жыл бұрын

    You win the comments...lol

  • @sirrom5155

    @sirrom5155

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ROOKTABULA yep, all us nazis who...love israel and hate endless wars...and don't want a one world order.

  • @Badgersj
    @Badgersj3 жыл бұрын

    'They' had some big events at the White House - sigh.

  • @ministryoftruth8523
    @ministryoftruth85233 жыл бұрын

    ''Nobody knows'' is Trumpspeak for ''I don't have f*%king clue.''

  • @jullywilliams2223
    @jullywilliams22233 жыл бұрын

    Thank you 😊 and yes we’re thankful to be Canadians BUT enjoy everything you guys do. It’s boring here and we might go back in quarantine... the entertainment comes for you guys so THANK YOU!

  • @tinaliberty6567
    @tinaliberty65673 жыл бұрын

    When trump thinks Corona virus is nothing but then he gets it

  • @bhabeshnayak921

    @bhabeshnayak921

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oo la la

  • @bhabeshnayak921

    @bhabeshnayak921

    3 жыл бұрын

    You poop

  • @bhabeshnayak921

    @bhabeshnayak921

    3 жыл бұрын

    You fart

  • @mariahuicochea9012

    @mariahuicochea9012

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh but he got through it , what can the media say now? Just like other people who don't care about masks can get covid and still survive it.

  • @bhabeshnayak921

    @bhabeshnayak921

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mariahuicochea9012 are you from Japan

  • @snowflake3361
    @snowflake33613 жыл бұрын

    Do you suppose trump keeps talking about his “immunity” hoping that it extends to any criminal charges that might be awaiting him when he exits the White House? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mevery11

    @mevery11

    3 жыл бұрын

    Name one thing he can be charged for? Take your time, I'll wait

  • @EvieVermont

    @EvieVermont

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right ?

  • @Brandon_388

    @Brandon_388

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mevery11 his taxes, that took 5 seconds to come up with. Yay

  • @blood_v12_89

    @blood_v12_89

    3 жыл бұрын

    And we are still waiting on that answer lmao!!🤣

  • @mevery11

    @mevery11

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Brandon_388 what about his taxes?? Please I'm dying to hear this

  • @dianeowen2971
    @dianeowen29713 жыл бұрын

    "They had some big events at the WH"... 'they' did.

  • @lorebay2593

    @lorebay2593

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only the few paid ones, people are desperate out here losing their jobs.

  • @miahrese283
    @miahrese2833 жыл бұрын

    Trump just repeating stuff we already know about the virus so it makes it look like he knows what he’s talking about is sending me😭

  • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris

  • @kangitankaska
    @kangitankaska3 жыл бұрын

    “They” had some big events at the W.H.? He’s the gd they!

  • @marcy3098
    @marcy30983 жыл бұрын

    Grateful to be a Canadian! Thanks for the shout out 😊

  • @pamelaseale8848
    @pamelaseale88483 жыл бұрын

    I totally agree with you!

  • @lostmypassword
    @lostmypassword3 жыл бұрын

    I can't get over that the one time he takes his advisers advice is when it comes to not wearing a Superman costume. I am hurt it never happened :(

  • @jackcool5346
    @jackcool53463 жыл бұрын

    Good night everyone

  • @kflockk

    @kflockk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Goodnight

  • @skid1160

    @skid1160

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna sleep but goodnight💜

  • @eltopo6622

    @eltopo6622

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good night random person! I send you a good night hug from South America!

  • @phineasthegreat2402
    @phineasthegreat24023 жыл бұрын

    Neither of my black cats are voting for trump either.

  • @alisong14

    @alisong14

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cats are smarter than the damn cult!

  • @shannon3944

    @shannon3944

    3 жыл бұрын

    Phineas 😂💯❤👍👍🌊💙🗳📫

  • @phineasthegreat2402

    @phineasthegreat2402

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jason Robertson That is soooo true. 😂😂 🤪🤪🤪🤪

  • @Draconicus702

    @Draconicus702

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jason Robertson we're not insane... I should know, I have a cat who use to be half dog... until my dog whose half cat taught my cat whose half dog how to be a full cat and now I'm just stuck with two cats. And I'm still perfectly sane.

  • @bigbeauf_____3167

    @bigbeauf_____3167

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Draconicus702 😋, nice comment.

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont3 жыл бұрын

    "Loves people who love him; that's his only criteria." Lol

  • @jeffreyxu6430
    @jeffreyxu64303 жыл бұрын

    The only thing Donald trump is immune to is character, dignity, and decency

  • @lenamoser3888

    @lenamoser3888

    3 жыл бұрын

    And reason.

  • @tatenelson3577

    @tatenelson3577

    3 жыл бұрын

    Explain because that is such a bullshit statement

  • @AdrianColley

    @AdrianColley

    3 жыл бұрын

    And a fanatical devotion to the Pope?

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AdrianColley Don't worry. They'll come in again.

  • @edwardsferrazza9646

    @edwardsferrazza9646

    3 жыл бұрын

    You need to look up ignorance. You may see your picture

  • @crystalm4324
    @crystalm43243 жыл бұрын

    “Not a Dog, Not a Cat, not a BLACK PiT Bull is gonna vote for Donald trump!!”

  • @christelheadington1136

    @christelheadington1136

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump has lost the licorice vote too.

  • @aliceyi3167

    @aliceyi3167

    3 жыл бұрын

    had me ROLLING!

  • @christinaaa_xo

    @christinaaa_xo

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was the funniest part!!! Had me cracking up!

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson707610 ай бұрын

    "I feel fantastically" -- WHAT?!

  • @markbleichwehl
    @markbleichwehl3 жыл бұрын

    Get the rubber room ready for Donnie

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen193 жыл бұрын

    I've been thinking about the structure of Late Night monologues, of how the jokes are written and the rhythm of the punchlines and what the different shows have in common or do better/worse than the others. I really, really appreciate the puns in the early sentences of Kimmels monologues. There's a more continuous flow of wit that doesn't just hang on the success of a punchline (like the ones written for Fallon or Corden). It's also made to feel much more organic and conversational, which is hard for a written text to do. I really appreciate the writing on this show, especially the monologues. My all-time favorite is and will remain Craig Fergusson (in every single way), and when it comes to interviews it's Graham Norton (mainly because of the research they do and how they connect everything). Sorry for a an uninteresting and long text, I just wanted to give cred to this show for their well written monologues that sneak in the puns and don't hang on them like lifelines.

  • @alyssanautica7583
    @alyssanautica75833 жыл бұрын

    THE “OBAMA SOUNDALIKE” when he said “UNFORTUNATELY,,, NO.” I STARTED SCREAMING OH MY GODDDDD

  • @AngiesDoingIt

    @AngiesDoingIt

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because everyone might be asking him to speak all the time.

  • @alyssanautica7583

    @alyssanautica7583

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AngiesDoingIt hahahaha yea he said he gets it a lot! But it was an answer to another question it was just funny the way he said it 🤣

  • @davidtrejo2512

    @davidtrejo2512

    3 жыл бұрын

    He sounds exactly like Obama haha

  • @SteveLionProducer
    @SteveLionProducer3 жыл бұрын

    The Clown in Chief is really an unintentional comedian

  • @XperthGaming
    @XperthGaming3 жыл бұрын

    America's in trouble either way. But for the sake of americans, I hope Biden wins

  • @user-pt8yx4fr3v

    @user-pt8yx4fr3v

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uhhhhh we won’t get far with him either

  • @SomeOn
    @SomeOn3 жыл бұрын

    The only thing he's immune to is to common sense..

  • @SomeOn

    @SomeOn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @bryan babcock if I was an American, I would vote for Biden as soon as I could!

  • @lytlechamberlain761

    @lytlechamberlain761

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which is, ironically, the least common of all the senses.

  • @creativeandaliveat65
    @creativeandaliveat653 жыл бұрын

    Advanced thinking: person, woman, man, camera, TV.

  • @rosaamarillo2110

    @rosaamarillo2110

    3 жыл бұрын

    Neanderthal thinking... Wall, China, Hillary, Hunter, Obama..

  • @richietwoshoes9531
    @richietwoshoes95313 жыл бұрын

    When Jimmy Kimmel asked all those Black folks are they voting for the trump,I could not stop laughing, I had tears running down my face,I needed a good laugh they were great!

  • @flexthought7655
    @flexthought76553 жыл бұрын

    Love you, Mr Kimmel! Stay safe, stay healthy!🙏🏿

  • @AnthonyHafciojoni
    @AnthonyHafciojoni3 жыл бұрын

    “Hell No I’m not voting for trump” “No” “Hell No” “HailNo” Trumps new campaign slogan 😄

  • @karolschwartz625

    @karolschwartz625

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @uri0606

    @uri0606

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, AA who live in the south probably do though. not because they love Trump, mostly due to conservative issues as they're very religious.

  • @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    @iwantsexseemyvideo3336

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris

  • @ricktrump1362

    @ricktrump1362

    3 жыл бұрын

    TRUMP 2020....4 MORE YEARS...…..

  • @ricardojimenez2004
    @ricardojimenez20043 жыл бұрын

    BIDEN 2020

  • @sramoore0075187

    @sramoore0075187

    3 жыл бұрын

    For the love of God, please Biden in 2021

  • @Waveylily
    @Waveylily3 жыл бұрын

    Enjoyed it so much🤣😂

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 Жыл бұрын

    That “rip-open-the-shirt-to-reveal-a-Superman-suit” idea is straight out of Gene Wilder’s entrance in “Willy Wonka.”

  • 3 жыл бұрын

    “I am immersed in Black people”

  • @melissacryder3949

    @melissacryder3949

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wuh?

  • @awonoto

    @awonoto

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a pornhub category.

  • @g0679

    @g0679

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jason Robertson Vote fo’ Joe. And hire a proofreader.

  • @rishavmitra6444
    @rishavmitra64443 жыл бұрын

    "Contaminator in Chief" XD - Jimmy Kimmel

  • @MaryvalePress
    @MaryvalePress3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy: Who thinks like this? Willie Wonka thinks like this

  • @TheMarPacifico
    @TheMarPacifico3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy K, a heart of gold by donating the proceeds of the jetski to a noble cause...

  • @cryptnick_
    @cryptnick_3 жыл бұрын

    Every time I hear trump talk I feel dumber afterwards.

  • @cryptnick_

    @cryptnick_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @bryan babcock *you're

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick50013 жыл бұрын

    "This guy showed up in a bubble...HE died." I died. "I am immersed in Black people. Not a dog not a black cat is going to vote for donald trump." I just died again. Holy hell

  • @jwhit127

    @jwhit127

    3 жыл бұрын

    @bryan babcock bot

  • @davidsymington6046
    @davidsymington60463 жыл бұрын

    Donating the Jet Ski was a class move...by all involved. Well done.

  • @CFDDose
    @CFDDose3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing episode. THANK YOU Jimmy!

  • @jeromeinthehousesowatchyam4237
    @jeromeinthehousesowatchyam42373 жыл бұрын

    BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT

  • @blondeshoooter

    @blondeshoooter

    3 жыл бұрын

    TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT

  • @eskiltester3913

    @eskiltester3913

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blondeshoooter no

  • @Jadeskorpion

    @Jadeskorpion

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blondeshoooter hahaha ha, no. I'm looking forward to seeing him indicted on January 22nd, 2021.

  • @Melissa-gy9dp

    @Melissa-gy9dp

    3 жыл бұрын

    YAY RACISM YAY SNIFFING CHILDREN

  • @davidoryiman2398

    @davidoryiman2398

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe Biden don't even know his name is joe

  • @mufflejoy
    @mufflejoy3 жыл бұрын

    Trump logic: "They" had some events at the White House. "It wasn't my puny hand in the cookie jar". The man is certainly immune - to reality.

  • @sunshine3914

    @sunshine3914

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s how he’s been able to remain on tv for 5 decades.

  • @uncleboobs625

    @uncleboobs625

    3 жыл бұрын

    @I NEED BOУ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! even the bots get it

  • @sabrinaabreu8442
    @sabrinaabreu84423 жыл бұрын

    I started binge watching kimmel thx to quarantine and I’m OBSESSED WITH GUILLERMO LATINO GANGGGGG 😂💯💯💯 🇨🇺 , 🇲🇽

  • @jessicachambers1048
    @jessicachambers10483 жыл бұрын

    Smh🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @avatarcoolman
    @avatarcoolman3 жыл бұрын

    •Third world countries knew how to trace coronavirus back in March? LOL!

  • @marleyex2695

    @marleyex2695

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably but just because it's third world doesn't make them stupid. They just don't have all the resources they need. I've vacationed in my dad's (what America likes to describe as "third world country" in the Caribbean even though it's quite beautiful there) many times and I can say maybe if America would stop labeling these places and just listen they can learn a thing or two. Especially with the cleaner and healthier versions of medicinal remedies that would probably cost a pretty penny here. Btw I'm not coming at you, obviously your comment was a dig at how badly they've handled this pandemic here in the States. My comment was more so to others who assumes Third World means the people are slow there. They're smart enough not to totally depend on their government knowing how corrupt their government is. That's the big mistake we've made in America and look how they use it against us.

  • @jonsirulesx9929

    @jonsirulesx9929

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@marleyex2695 Very true. Twenty years ago India was very much regarded as a "third world country" but now they are very big in the business world, have nuclear weapons and have sent rockets into space. For me, the major downsides that still apply to India are the horrendous caste system, the subjugation of women and the fact that prosperity and opportunity are firmly centred in the major cities with little wealth being given to the rural areas. I don't know if these three areas count as "third world country" thinking but the sooner they are remediated the better for the country, and the world as a whole.

  • @_tuling
    @_tuling3 жыл бұрын

    That “celebration” was too much in LA, Kobe himself wouldn’t want that, that looks like a riot.

  • @PawpawPlaysYt

    @PawpawPlaysYt

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s just like that day when Philadelphia eagles won their first super bowl

  • @justsaying3729

    @justsaying3729

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ridiculous!! behavior... How many of these Morons will Vote...something more important.

  • @wesleystout2200

    @wesleystout2200

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is.

  • @edgarcayce2.02

    @edgarcayce2.02

    3 жыл бұрын

    So glad it's over so that Jimmy will finally get off it.

  • @maybachyard

    @maybachyard

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@justsaying3729 Speaking of morons; learn how to write you illiterate fool!

  • @bhava380
    @bhava3803 жыл бұрын

    Here in UK NHS service says you can test positive for 6 weeks after contracting Covid. Immunity is not really there, as you can still get it after months. I know 1 person who got Covid, became immune but, got Covid again around 4 months after. i.e. will need the vaccine, body can not hold it for bay for too long but, this can be different for everyone.

  • @HD-eu3zg
    @HD-eu3zg3 жыл бұрын

    Nubby little baby carrot fingers 😂😂😂😂😂 Jimmy is so savage but so sweet you don't know how to comprehend his insults ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sz9262
    @sz92623 жыл бұрын

    Happy Canadian thanksgiving from Alberta! We are thankful to not be in the situation in the US, but I’m not thankful that we’re the country right next to it haha

  • @martinarnold4999

    @martinarnold4999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Our Covid problems are growing. Not USA levels or anywhere close. But alarming enough we need to take action.

  • @hbnexus01
    @hbnexus013 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like Trump is on some really good drugs.

  • @ellamone9998

    @ellamone9998

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just Kellyanne Conway's leftover's, she forgot to take her stash when she left the WH😵

  • @barimayberry

    @barimayberry

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump 2020

  • @literallya442ndclonetroope5

    @literallya442ndclonetroope5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bari Mayberry I except your opinion, cuz in America, we totally respect others when we talk, and we totally don’t over react and we totally don’t hurt people and destroy property when we disagree.

  • @deadfreightwest5956

    @deadfreightwest5956

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I have the best drugs, the best. And if you buy two, you get one free. Shipping extra."

  • @PedroGarcia-zf8zg

    @PedroGarcia-zf8zg

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ellamone9998 believe it or not i do think some of them be on drugs if not pills maybe cocaine.

  • @mecongberlin
    @mecongberlin3 жыл бұрын

    The interviewees were brilliant!

  • @rogernguyen558
    @rogernguyen5583 жыл бұрын

    Trump-"Don't be afraid of Covid-19...i got it... my only positive pool is Covid-19...now i can share it to you all 😷😷 😷 😷"

  • @jonobester5817
    @jonobester58173 жыл бұрын

    Money-Launderer-in-Chief. And while we're talking military, how about let's take a look a Mike Flynn's Fitness Reports over the span of his military career. Never mind about the bone spurs..

  • @alangators1

    @alangators1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump 2020

  • @DeanJG-Guitar

    @DeanJG-Guitar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alangators1 shut up

  • @alangators1

    @alangators1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DeanJG-Guitar Trump 2020

  • @DeanJG-Guitar

    @DeanJG-Guitar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alangators1 so you’re not going to try to deny the fact that you’re a misogynistic narcissist?

  • @sramoore0075187
    @sramoore00751873 жыл бұрын

    The blacks and Latinos show up and he spends as little time as possible with them...that’s hard for trump to do because typically he is long winded

  • @ssjup81

    @ssjup81

    3 жыл бұрын

    I find it telling that they didn’t even offer them chairs like that rose garden party.

  • @sunnydaysatl

    @sunnydaysatl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Several people I know from D.C. is saying they paid blacks n Latinos people to show up at the event.

  • @nancysmith4151

    @nancysmith4151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone is paid there. Would u waste your time if not paid,???

  • @seanbeharry9319
    @seanbeharry93193 жыл бұрын

    Respect to Mr. Kimmel 🤝🤝

  • @hollowhills13
    @hollowhills133 жыл бұрын

    As someone who has tested positive- I’ve been told you can still test positive for up to two months after you’re let out of isolation. I’ve also been told there’s no guarantee of immunity because the virus could have new strains. I was let out of isolation because my symptoms were getting better, not because they completely went away. I’m planning on still isolating outside work hours, I’m not letting anyone else get sick, it was a nightmare

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