"He has no more Fox left to give." All right, that one was pure gold.

@almondsimon5494

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho, i don't get it

@kerrihart5668

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 golden

@Lilo-A

3 жыл бұрын

MOST of us have no more fox left to give. 😏

@Duh6666666

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! Not surprised to find it at the top of the comments.

@muajin

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if a reporter were to ask Kayeigh if she believes Trump's Vietnam war is justified or not, how she'd respond. :P

"He has no more Fox left to give" is brilliant. I'm so glad you're back.

@MissOptimist758

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Me too!!

@JK-oc1lf

3 жыл бұрын

im not glad this racist is back (and im sure others who are against racism arent either) - will he denounce racism?

@introdispenser5707

3 жыл бұрын

This just in, the Texas governor is suppressing voters. But more specifically, Democratic voters

@anti-loganpaul7827

3 жыл бұрын

He does have Sky News Australia 😏

@miner1430

3 жыл бұрын

poop pee lmao people like you can’t explain why trump isn’t a bad president. The only insult you got is “liberals”

🤣🤣🤣"Kelly Macalooney, the woman who came to life when a witch cast a spell on a Barbie dream house"!!!!😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣God bless you, Jimmy!!!

@Sargethe1st

3 жыл бұрын

Ginger Dixon , agreed best line yet !!

@yvonnefarrugia6954

3 жыл бұрын

What a disgrace of a mother taking the virus home with her and not wearing a mask

That joke about Trump asking at his rally, “Who here has covid-19?” has a whole new meaning now that Trump has tested positive.

@howardcohen6817

3 жыл бұрын

45s sending them all on a Cruz.

@chaseshadow

3 жыл бұрын

It's an ACT fool. As you will discover very soon.

@deannedflrocks5337

3 жыл бұрын

Trump is a moran dying with covid.

@chaseshadow

3 жыл бұрын

@Rogier - hahahaha you wish.

@chaseshadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@deannedflrocks5337 F.O.O.L.

"He has no more Fox left to give" That needs to be on a banner somewhere.

Who would've thought that getting COVID is a great way to weasel out of a debate!?!

John Roberts is an honest journalist and a decent human being. We should all applaud him for taking this position.

@f.b.lagent1113

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what answer he’s looking for, President trump basically answered that question as reiterated

@Stix_n_Stones

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@rayaan6070

3 жыл бұрын

@@f.b.lagent1113 they need a definitive statement as in "Donald Trump denounces white supremacy" for it to be concrete.

"He has no more Fox to give." Gold!

He tested positive

@population-_-420

3 жыл бұрын

But he said it would go away 👀

@Edwin-vz6xi

3 жыл бұрын

@@population-_-420 Maybe he will go away and the SIMPsons were right again

@rr6100

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Anyway

@y3ee3e

3 жыл бұрын

what a gift hahahahaha love it.

@jjthegodfather6801

3 жыл бұрын

He tested positive that’s what he gets for not wearing a mask 😷

Finally something positive coming out of the WH..

@rhettcujo9006

3 жыл бұрын

Snap I see what you did there lol 👍🏼

@sandraramshaw964

3 жыл бұрын

Wara Khan ; ha probably trump going for the sympathy vote after that disastrous debate performance

@Blackkey034

3 жыл бұрын

This is why people hate u liberals

@lamindollaceesay1869

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@kayodewa

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

How about asking her directly "What exactly does 'Proud Boys, stand down and stand by ' mean?" And follow up with "how does that statement qualify as denouncing the proud boys or white supremist in any and all forms?"

whoever wrote that Roberts has "no more Fox left to give" deserves a raise

@kimbow

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jb14_m2 If you "don't give a f*ck" or have "no more f*cks to give", it means you don't care. :) Plus to be more "Fox" is usually to pander to Trump's lies and his white supremecist agenda, so it also means no longer care about pandering to Trump. :)

@dominickwillis3432

Жыл бұрын

@@Jb14_m2 The phrase is normally "no more Fu*k left to give." But since he works for Fox News, the writer switched it up.

I’m just surprised it took until October for him to get it. I expected him to test positive back in March.

@chondele

3 жыл бұрын

PJ2825 It would have been poetic if he got it from his first rally in the summer.

@kuzzbillington6392

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised you are so quick to believe it

@Blackkey034

3 жыл бұрын

Dpnt u think its suspicious?

@Wrkumlin

3 жыл бұрын

MatchesMalone Considering that every president that has had a major health issue, during his campaign or presidency, has seen a jump in sympathy votes and popularity. I wouldn’t put it past him to try this pathetic attempt for attention.

@PJ2825

3 жыл бұрын

Bill K given that the economy ALWAYS tanks immediately after a sitting president is seriously ill leads me to believe it is true, for now at least. That’s literally the only thing he cares about is our economy, I doubt he’d purposefully tank it.

Turns out he's the number one spreader of lots of things!

“He has no fox left to give” that was funny 😆 good play on words.

“He’s gonna do this when he loses the election, isn’t he?” Me, watching this in mid-November: “oh you have no idea"

@KaribeCuebas

3 жыл бұрын

I know right, me too!

@christiecrawford1653

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Lol

@ImParzelli

3 жыл бұрын

Did you guys miss at 8:00 in this video when he was showing how Obama was coaching a bunch of the poll workers how to go about the fraud lol

@KathyHussey063

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImParzelli So, you hear a man tell some poll workers it's great that they stepped up to get involved in our Democracy, (because the government, your government headed up by DJ Trump, was actively advertising the huge need to hire new poll workers nationwide, because so many of the ones who'd done those jobs previously were older Americans and many had QUIT those part time jobs due to the danger of getting covid19 if they kept the job this year. Few new poll workers would've been needed if DJT had done his job and let his own epidemiologists do their jobs to contain the virus when there were only 15 cases in March 2020. Now it's still raging out of control mostly because your guy failed to make the right decisions to protect 331 million American lives because he was more worried about protecting his stocks' values. He added more fire to it's flames then by refusing to wear a mask and be a true leader and LEAD by example, stressing the importance of everyone wearing masks as much as possible when around others, although HE KNEW FULL WELL this virus was far more deadly than the normal flu and more highly contagious die to it's airborne transmission path. YOUR brain watched Obama tell those newly hired poll workers that Democracy only works when we all get involved and you translated those words into that he was telling them to commit fraud? That's a nutty brain you have there. In contrast, the orange monkey's OWN MOUTH says outloud all the time what crimes he is committing and you choose not to hear that, don't you? From podiums everywhere, you can regularly hear him actually TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO LIE AND CHEAT FOR HIM, how if he could "stop the post office from delivering ballots", he could win, or how if the Secretary of State in Georgia or Michigan would just disregard the law & just ignore their lawful obligations & throw the stat's electoral votes to him, then he could win, inviting Michigan's election board to the White House, blatantly trying to get them to commit criminal acts for him ? Guess you conveniently miss all his obvious, not even hidden criminal acts huh? ... Guess you missed Trump stating how he & Kim Jung Un, the dictator of North Korea "fell in love". He "fell in love" with a man who murdered his own brother & starves his own people intentionally, so they'll stay too weak to ever revolt on him. Donnie stopped joint military exercises with South Korea, our SWORN ALLIES who our entire military fought WITH against North Korea for many years, (as they were maimed, tortured, put through hell and thousands died) to keep North Korea from invading & taking over South Korea. Your guy, DJTWEETY TRUMP gave up the show of our military presence there with NO CONCESSIONS, nothing in return from Kim Jung Un. Hmmm... Why would he give that up & get zero in return ? I'll tell you why ; because Kim Jung Un was smart, unlike your king Donnie, so he knew if he pretended to like Donnie, if he complimented him a little that he's so easily manipulated, so conceited & dying for approval that's all he needed to do to out negotiate him. If anyone acts like they like Donnie, he'd give them the nuclear codes. Now, instead of Donald stopping him from finishing developing their nuclear arsenal, he's allowed Kim to get much further along in their nuclear bomb program. Thanks to Donnie's great love for Kim he gave away the WORLD'S safety because Kim acted like he liked Donnie for 2 days ! And you think Obama encouraging poll workers who had stepped up to do this thankless job in the middle of a pandemic (when the nation's government had a hard time filling those jobs BECAUSE OF A PANDEMIC that your orange monkey refused to do anything to keep out of our country or to contain once he knew it had hit here) is a conspiracy to you so that you twist his words to mean a stupid lie? You're blinding yourself intentionally to the evil Trump is and always has been.

@jordanschlansky4093

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImParzelli You really do see whatever you want to see, don't you?

My favriote part was when it said October first can u believe it

@mav01

3 жыл бұрын

Dude it's October first can you believe it??!???!!!???!????🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@riolizsh

3 жыл бұрын

is so annoying, can you believe it ?

@JordanAfifi

3 жыл бұрын

Rioliz Sh I really can’t believe it man had me on the verge of clicking off the vid

@sidharthguleria4618

3 жыл бұрын

It's 2nd of October today and it's Mahatma Gandhi jayanti (Birthday).

@NOMAD-qp3dd

3 жыл бұрын

If there's any proof that virtually all media is owned by The Sinclair Group Rupert Murdoch it's crap like that, "October 1st can you believe it?!?" FOX newz IS the "MSM" Trump Supporters: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

They act like we wasn’t gonna make it till October 😭😭😭

@alwaysmarcy9428

3 жыл бұрын

Why would he Miss October this is going to be a month to remember. Get ready, it's coming, nothing can stop it Q

@ito-kun7640

3 жыл бұрын

no one thought we would

@jzthompson9598

3 жыл бұрын

@@ito-kun7640 Absolutely. And we're wondering if we'll make it to New Year's Eve.

The word “October” has lost all meaning.

@howardcohen6817

3 жыл бұрын

Well, yeah, but that was a long time ago. OCTober should be our eighth month as SEPTember our seventh, NOVember our ninth and DECember our 10th. This is mainly why I hate the Ceasers (not only because of their dressings) who made it very difficult to teach kids the meaning of prefixes by inserting their names in the system so irreverently.

@ahoymate5059

3 жыл бұрын

Can you believe it?!!

@sundaywasabi

3 жыл бұрын

@@howardcohen6817 Thank you for that.

@roigrose5045

3 жыл бұрын

Network news has lost all meaning.

@The482075

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahoymate5059 Damn it, I forgot to wake up Green Day!

Saw this somewhere else. Debating Trump is like playing Chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces; craps all over the board; then struts around like he won.

@ayeone1822

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Karma is undefeated.

@misslanapford9169

3 жыл бұрын

U might want to ask my ex about that...

“I saw that Trump. I saw ALL OF IT” - *Karma* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@juliaward2079

3 жыл бұрын

That’s probably on me i was rooting for karma the whole time 😊

@pomegranate1771

3 жыл бұрын

Julia Ward oh... brother ....

@PDCConstruction-pi1rd

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S CALLED SCIENCE. IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT SUPER SPREADER RALLIES AND DON'T WEAR A MASK YOUR CHANCES OF CATCHING THE VIRUS INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY. KARMA IS A CREDIT REPORTING COMPANY.

@juliaward2079

3 жыл бұрын

PDC Construction science is evil magic! Obviously someone must have infected him on purpose, clearly the only way this could have happened 😆

@VincentNguyen07

3 жыл бұрын

PDC Construction it is the law of causality

Jimmy, Jimmy, James, John, Stephen, Seth, Sam, Conan, Trevor ... others ... love you all, thanks for keeping it light, and huge thanks for reminding us that this all that 2016-2020 is NOT NORMAL. Comedians have done more than almost any politician in educating the public about right and wrong, moral and immoral. Thank you. Comedy opens the mind.

"don't over do it when you denounce white supremacism" 🤣

What an amazing twist to the 2020 season finale . Episode Name : It is What it is !!

And he just announced he has Coronavirus too... 😳

@JoshSweetvale

3 жыл бұрын

Trump lies. "Bone spurs." "Supreme health!" And now: "I have the Corona, I can't come out to talk with Joe."

@emmarose3010

3 жыл бұрын

Best headline I saw in almost 4 years

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmarose3010 impeached was better for our system of justice. I worry that the brain fog symptom will go undetected in Trump.

@alwayshangry3597

3 жыл бұрын

I think he just made it up so that he can say that ‘see? I got it and im fine! Covid is just a flu’ .

Doctors asked Trump who he was around recently, he replied: “person, woman. man, camera, tv.” Contact tracing begins.

@rushfan1970

3 жыл бұрын

😆😂🤣🤣🤣

@renee6164

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ,My Goodness...😂😆😂

@calrey

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@sanfran4181

3 жыл бұрын

😎😎😎😎😎

@sanfran4181

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin, you're killing me with laughter 😆😆😆😆

Thank you Jimmy, for making us laugh during this horrible time in our country. 😘

I don’t like wishing misfortune on people but it’s incredible poetic karma that he now has COVID-19 thanks to those rallies.

@Allthebest1010

3 жыл бұрын

If it's not "a hoax" - honestly I wouldn't put it past. What would that mean for Hydroxy-cholorquine that he "takes" every day. nonsense. Trump needs to get his damn clownery and side-shows out here along with his wife for good.

@arneldeleon3060

3 жыл бұрын

Or does he? Lets wait for the people in the whitehouse and GOP senators to deny it or to call it something else.. because that's exactly what they will and they are going to do.

@kuzzbillington6392

3 жыл бұрын

I believe it's a lie so he can go hide, but if it's not, I'll be the asshole for you: I wish he is no longer with us in two weeks. There, that wasn't so hard.

@Blackkey034

3 жыл бұрын

How do u know its thx to those rallies? Hes still the president while biden has been locked in a bunker for months

@emmarose3010

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!

Our dear leader just test positive for COVID 19 Some poetic justice 😃

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

lol hes fine, proof the china virus is blown out of proportion by the mainstream media.

"Why would I follow rules when I can just win by yelling over my opponent instead?"

"He has no more Fox left to give" is the best pun I've heard in a while. And puns aren't even good.

He's covid positive rn and is walking towards the light

@y3ee3e

3 жыл бұрын

inshallah

@Madeviets

3 жыл бұрын

U think Sb 145 is good and Biden taken millions from Russia

@dannyrauh8

3 жыл бұрын

can’t wait to do the WAP dance on his grave

@y3ee3e

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannyrauh8 I'll join you hahahhaa

@Madeviets

3 жыл бұрын

Danny Rauh u think CARDI b is a good influence to kids ?

Who’s here after he just tested positive 😂

@waryaawariiri1812

3 жыл бұрын

An October surprise as ever one was!

@a_spire

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he stays positive and recovers 😦

@HunterEQGtribute

3 жыл бұрын

I sure am!!!! Trump is getting what he friggin deserves

@bungeechord1

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@damilolaowolabi6716

3 жыл бұрын

@@HunterEQGtribute no one deserves to have the deadly virus bro. Not even Trump

Hope everyone is doing okay, sending love to the USA

5:04 "Who here has COVID?" Answer: Trump

"The debat!" I died laughing XD

He not only misinforms, misspeaks. He misthinks

@African.empress

3 жыл бұрын

He misexists

@danielp7394

3 жыл бұрын

*doublethink

@yotube1ful

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel P singlethink

Just watched Billy - baby born with heart issues - so now I know the rightness of Obamacare. God bless you, Jimmy, for your focus on what matters... Yes, Americans, take care of each other. Lead with your hearts, and I pray all Aussies do the same thing in a changing and often scary world...

"Lie long enough and eventually you'll believe yourself.” ― Ahmed Mostafa

Fun Fact: "De Bat" is Rudy's Secret Service Codename.

@GabrielTravelerVideos

3 жыл бұрын

And he outed himself. No surprise there.

@Arbo3000

3 жыл бұрын

Just a breadcrumb for the Q-Anon psychos

@SuperFlawless2010

3 жыл бұрын

Future Man season 2

How ironic that only a few hours after this went on air, he announced he has covid. I can not wait to see your next monologue

All the republicans supporting Trump and think this is a hoax should all take a cruise somewhere.

@chrisseaton9396

3 жыл бұрын

You should see a grammar teacher

@hdcontents6688

3 жыл бұрын

chris seaton You should see where ur sister is.

@GavinsHere

3 жыл бұрын

Says the liberal who humps jimmy tumbled legs

@hudson5610

3 жыл бұрын

@Kaiser Wilhelm No, Grand Cayman would be too nice for them (lol)

@leaflight7903

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe we all should get a portal and go to anime world...

I love Guillermo so much! ♥

That pizza guy will insult you for free, though.

"The debat" maybe that's Giuliani's code for "I'm really Count Dracula" 🦇 LOL

@seanbrown8920

3 жыл бұрын

Sapphire 👏🏼👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏼👏🏼👍🏽

@Thegreatone100

3 жыл бұрын

Or BATMAN!

@za.5476

3 жыл бұрын

maybe he was warning ppl about Dumbo testing positive for Covid right before the debate.. those mofo knew.

Kimmel has such a great personality and is also very funny.

Now he’s the no. 1 spreader of something else...

That ain't the only thing he's spreading now *cough cough*

He's the Number 1 Spreader of Coronavirus now!!

Jimmy, I can always get a good yeah watching your show thanks

“Don't be afraid, says the guy with a team of a dozen doctors, access to experimental treatments that no one else gets, a four room hospital suite, who lives in a house with top doctors on site 24/7. All of which is provided to him for free because he refuses to pay taxes.“ Chris Murphy

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

he doesn't refuse to pay taxes he's just smarter than the average american. and lets not overlook the fact that he's made 0$ off his presidency and obama's made over 2,000,000 from his.

@frankrodriguezit

3 жыл бұрын

So true, I wouldn’t be afraid of contracting the Covid19 virus of I had all the same resources this Tyrant has

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankrodriguezit *sad socialist noises*

@nibsin

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

Friendly reminder.. Early voting has started!

@ahoymate5059

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no way am I going to mail in my ballot. This gal is walking in and voting day of. WOOT!

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

yeah Im not mailing in my ballot. trump 2020 btw.

@jacktheiss4085

3 жыл бұрын

@Merican Minded That's called a dictatorship. You support Trump literally becoming a fascist dictator

@brexil4133

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacktheiss4085 Putin?

Who's here after trump got corona virus

@bt5728

3 жыл бұрын

pompoo barr michel

@kathryndodd9487

3 жыл бұрын

God works!

@kathryndodd9487

3 жыл бұрын

Wear a mask

@emmarose3010

3 жыл бұрын

Best Trump headline EVER so far...

@lynntaylor9681

3 жыл бұрын

I am. I'm surprised he didn't get it sooner since he thought it was a good idea to go to rallies without wearing a mask. What a idiot.

Kudos to John Roberts!! ✊🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Kimmel: “Who here has Covid” CNN 2 hours later: “Trump Tests Positive for Covid 19)

@CorvusCorax.

3 жыл бұрын

Pity he didn't ask "Who here is dead"

@linda1lee2

3 жыл бұрын

@Dawn-Marie Langlois Media and especially CNN was guilty of having paid GOP apologist commentators to appear neutral by having one on each side. That doesn't work when one side is more truthful and the other lies and obfuscates.

@quinnjackson2514

3 жыл бұрын

@Elizabath Middlewood disgusting person. He’s so bad. Democracy took him down though!

It is what it is - Trump 😂

@johnO21

3 жыл бұрын

chloroquine failed😆

@CentralAviation

3 жыл бұрын

Cuomo failed

@Bunkerdwarfputin

3 жыл бұрын

"I really don't care. Do you?" -Melania Trump's coat 😂😂😂

He has no more "FOX" left to give 😂😂😂😂

I love the new set. It is beautiful. Missed you

you guys are so BLIND 😪😓 Prayers that you see the light

He got corona now 💀💀💀 after he bullied joe for wearing a face mask

@aproxamillionwasps474

3 жыл бұрын

And called Covid a hoax 😂

@y3ee3e

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna dance on the streets what a beautiful day hahhahaa

@dollyshaw8493

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing a strong dose of bleach wouldn't cure...

@ralphmixx6346

3 жыл бұрын

He should be administered his own prescription, clorox

@PDCConstruction-pi1rd

3 жыл бұрын

@Julia Sutton IT'S CALLED SCIENCE. IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT SUPER SPREADER RALLIES AND DON'T WEAR A MASK YOUR CHANCES OF CATCHING THE VIRUS INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY. KARMA IS A CREDIT REPORTING COMPANY.

Who's here after Donald J. Trump is Tested Positive

@lemockedeborgdio5718

3 жыл бұрын

On Thursday afternoon, President Trump claimed that he had won this week’s debate against former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., then veered into complaining about how the Commission on Presidential Debates might change procedures for their next event to avoid him repeatedly talking over his opponent again. “Why would I allow the debate commission to change the rules for the second and third debates when I easily won last time?” Mr. Trump tweeted, raising the prospect that he might not go ahead with their second scheduled debate. A short time later, his political advisers devoted a 20-minute campaign call with reporters to denouncing commission members by name and accusing them of “bias.” The advisers insisted that Mr. Trump would take part in future debates, but the complaining hardly exuded confidence. A day earlier, Mr. Trump was insisting, too, that he was being denied his due for his chaotic and widely panned debate performance. At a campaign rally that night in Duluth, Minn., he also complained that he had not received sufficient media coverage for nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize. There is nothing wrong with that buffoon, he is just changing the headlines.

Good for you mr. Roberts, you have reclaimed your moral compass. Keep at it. 👍

A “debat” is when you remove the bats from your belfry. Rudy needs one desperately.

@joey76611

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@penelopeelayne9157

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he's speaking danish ^^ But likely not xD

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

from his belfREEEEEEEEE

@SmugSuspenders

3 жыл бұрын

@@penelopeelayne9157 Are you Danish? 🙂

@zamhobby9662

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know he can speak malay "debat" is actually mean debate in malay language.....it's so funny...

Donald trump has tested positive for COVID 19

@world2368

3 жыл бұрын

Rip in advance

If he refuses to leave we'll send The Rock in to drag him out

@fukc26

3 жыл бұрын

Jd Brunette why do you guys want to go 0-2 so bad?

@valerielewis9628

3 жыл бұрын

Hé is a good président y Will notice that one Day

@mvaro1241

3 жыл бұрын

Rock is bullet proof

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

Dwayne "the paid actor" Johnson.

These games that he hosts honestly make my day loll🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thanks jimmy 👍🏽👍🏽

Love your work Jimmy.

DJT: The Misleader of the Free World. Now that's a title for him I can get behind.

Best news in 4 years - Trump tested positive. Rejoice my friends.

@ThePrestoul

3 жыл бұрын

@James Broms deported? Lol. Wake up kiddo.

@jorgelujlrcn

3 жыл бұрын

@James Broms You Trump supporters are all the same: when someone talks about your boo you resort to racism and bigotry. Take the L lmao

Love the Maca-loony name. Keep those comforting words coming Jimmy.

Did he say Donald "Juniper" Trump? 🤣🤣

Now he has the virus 😂

@y3ee3e

3 жыл бұрын

hahahhaah love it

@Cod4Wii

3 жыл бұрын

"It is what it is"

@JT26blue

3 жыл бұрын

He shouldn't worry. It will disappear soon like a miracle!

@M4RCO25

3 жыл бұрын

JT26blue well...... everyone isn’t immune to the virus so who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️

@JoshSweetvale

3 жыл бұрын

Does he now? He used this exact bullshit to dodge 'nam.

"If 2020 couldn't get anymore 2020'er" ~ Everybody!!

HE HAS NO MORE FOX LEFT TO GIVE!!! OMG, I just ugly sobbed with laughter about this!!! and the other news woman - she was SO SPEECHLESS LOL she just didn't know what to say or do anymore, she was just blinking at the camera like - eeeeh... I thought he was one of us?!

You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

A day after trump made fun of Biden for wearing a mask all the time he got covid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 karma at its finest

@brexil4133

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he faking it

"Reality can be whatever I want." - Donald J. Trump.

@a.v.7199

3 жыл бұрын

he did not say that. He is the most horrible person but he did not say that.

@thelovelymissjones

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. He did.

@CorvusCorax.

3 жыл бұрын

I searched for it. Nothing. But he's stll an asshole lol

@417Owsy

3 жыл бұрын

@@CorvusCorax. its a quote from avengers infinity war but he actually said something along those lines like "i can do whatever i want"

@Shasha-yg1mm

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.v.7199 No he definitely answered that he denounces "That." Not White Supremacy but "That."

*Just watched your show again today after many many years And YOU GOT SOME FUNNY ST*** UFF Keep it up!

Now he has Covid. Hope he can finally realize how serious it is.

@Sargethe1st

3 жыл бұрын

hazel johnson , yeah we wish but since he is void of empathy, watch him spin this and wreak even more havoc. Covid needs to smack them hard so they can have a rude awakening.

@marcellalogwood8368

3 жыл бұрын

hazel johnson he didn’t, the cocktail drug have him thinking he’s Superman.

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

lol hes fine, proof the china virus is blown out of proportion by the mainstream media.

BWAGAGAGA THE IRONY THAT HE HAS IT

Trump knows how to treat himself. He knows many methods treating COVID, such as drink Lysol, inject Clorox lol

@deannedflrocks5337

3 жыл бұрын

Hope he knows hes hated and desrves it.

@417Owsy

3 жыл бұрын

you had me in the first half

@firestream93

3 жыл бұрын

Liberals heads are exploding because the virus didn't take Trump out, like they were hoping!

@myeung6666

3 жыл бұрын

@@firestream93 The night is young. give it some time. Karma will work

Its worse being in quarentine alone.

Haha Mazie and Fina are CLEARLY related 🤣

He just don’t give a fox anymore is what he should’ve said.

@jzthompson9598

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't need to. We both heard it in our heads as soon as he said it. Magic.

Trump mocks Biden for wearing a mask during the debate then gets infected the next day. 😂

@esoccer8689

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@notsodutch

3 жыл бұрын

disease ridden obese Florida man tries to infect presidential candidate.

@leftisttears2440

3 жыл бұрын

lol hes fine, proof the china virus is blown out of proportion by the mainstream media.

@aprilrain1211

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@kevinsozanski

3 жыл бұрын

Hundreds of thousands of complying citizens that wear masks every day get tested positive for Covid. What's ur point? As a matter of fact. That's probably the majority, because people that don't wear masks, often don't bother getting tested.

You are the best of the best 🌟

Jimmy Kimmel is on fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Lol October, can you believe it?!

Well, that’s how you get out of the debate, Jimmy called it “who has COVID? High five”

...Jimmy YOU ROCK...NEVER SURRENDER, PLEASE!!!...

Good for John Roberts! It's crazy that that question is always danced around.

JK "Anyway, who here has the COVID? High 5!" Trump: "I do, I do!"

I like presidents who don’t get caught......by Covid.

@tomloiselle2785

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely not a winner

"our dear misleader" was a great line that deserved more laughs. xD

Turns out that’s not the only thing he’s been spreading.

President Donald Trump just tested positive for coronavirus. October second will never be forgotten.

@lyrachle

3 жыл бұрын

He will probably say that he retested negative and use that to support his claim that testing is not reliable and therefore not necessary

Who’s here after 21 savage dropped Savage mode 2😈🗡🔥

He has no more "fox" left to give. Great one!

Good for you John!