Trump is Losing, Lying & Tearing Democracy Down with Him
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Another stressful day in America started with Trump tweeting “STOP THE COUNT” in regard to votes, an angry mob of his supporters descended on a ballot counting center in Phoenix last night, Trump’s spiritual advisor threw a Hail Mary on his behalf, Trump got up to the podium in the White House to give a speech filled with lies, threats and attacks on democracy, and to top it all off, his former Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney indicated that he expects Trump to run again in 2024, and because of the mid-season change on “The Bachelorette,” Jimmy’s wife Molly takes to the Magic Wall to pick the guy who she thinks will win Tayshia’s heart.
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What an embarrassment!!! The whole world is laughing at us. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@meryemjabry5721
3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes we are... no offense, but this more entertaining than... anything I can think of right now. But it’s also sad... so sorry
@hurricanestarang
3 жыл бұрын
We sure are where I'm at!! 😅😅😅
@seanpermann5570
3 жыл бұрын
yes, because you're about to elect a senior citizen who sniffs little girls and holds them by the hips as if they're lovers. Made more racist comments than you falsely claim Trump of, and more. That's why they are laughing because they'll outsmart Joe every step of the way.
@arldsouza8463
3 жыл бұрын
@Smooth Move No ,we meant the current POTUS.A fool
@JuniorJuni070
3 жыл бұрын
@@seanpermann5570 wtf.. and thats why we laugh.. look at you
I'm from Africa and I can confirm that our Angels have been chilling with us watching America on TV
@KealanMcLaughlin
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Lauren-fl8mc
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😆😚😘💜
@Louisa536
3 жыл бұрын
crying😂😂😂
@dua_junaid
3 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽😂😂
@promongoconsulting4486
3 жыл бұрын
How you gonna explain that to Paula White? She needs your angels to save drump.
"I really can't think of a more fitting end to this presidency than him suing America." Great line Jimmy.
@legiontraining4691
3 жыл бұрын
@Mathew Hodges There is no use in talking to these liberals. They will never accept this nation is run by the rule of law, not their feelings.
@machtashmacta7143
3 жыл бұрын
Trump's been living through lawsuits and bankruptcies. It's only fitting he'll leave with it.
@chrissonofpear1384
3 жыл бұрын
Who really runs it? All of it? You don't suppose just maybe, some behind the scenes chaps are PITTING you against each other?
@machtashmacta7143
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrissonofpear1384 After everything that has happened so far, that wouldn't surprise me.
@miltlance3654
3 жыл бұрын
He's actually suing individual states that commonly practice cheating in elections. Don't believe me. Look it up. Then do like any socialist Democrap, don't believe your eyes when they see the truth😊
That dude walking back and forth like he is reading the news paper on the way to the bus stop ignoring the crazy lady 🤣🤣🤣
Page one of the Narcissist's collapse playbook: Burn it all down before they can take it away from you.
3 жыл бұрын
A shitty toddler who needs a nap and has had nothing to eat but Fun-Dip and a sippy cup of Mountain Dew.
@Abazovich
3 жыл бұрын
As a middle Eastern who saw all kind of trumps i can tell you That's dictatorship 101
@shaneiapearson6977
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@howmathematicianscreatemat9226
3 жыл бұрын
@Eleni 1979 he defines his whole self worth by this election. Probably he has forgotten his other passions and talents. Deep down he feels bad about himself but acts as if he would feel like a god.
As a Brit thousands of miles away, what hurts the most right now is the high likelihood that he'll get away with all his crimes and misdemeanours and avoid prison. I mean, that REALLY hurts.
@EmEm78
3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I agree. It's such a galling affront that someone just gets away with behaving so disgustingly. It's sickening.
@dfergal317
3 жыл бұрын
maybe you should read a little more about what biden gets away with, then it might hurt less, muppet
@mudaaa1015
3 жыл бұрын
What crimes tho
@mudaaa1015
3 жыл бұрын
@@EmEm78 as an Austrian hows the economy hit by china? For naval excercise?
@sajee6198
3 жыл бұрын
@@EmEm78 I mean we aren't free of that either. The Liberal party here are corrupt, warmongers (howard) who got off scott-free.
It feels like a huge weight off my shoulders..this president had my anxiety so so high thank GOD he is gone...
@brodenmurphy7947
3 жыл бұрын
how?? what did he do to give u anxiety? 🤦♂️
@MrBurns0618
3 жыл бұрын
Lol you can’t even say why you don’t like him😂
@ErlineGray
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrBurns0618 actually I can but this post would turn into a 6 page essay.
@MrBurns0618
3 жыл бұрын
@@ErlineGray so you have so much reason you don’t like trump that you can’t even tell me one😂😂
I revisit this monologue from time to time, it’s one of my favorites. “Count the votes!” “Stop the count!” Wow, the cult members are truly nuts. They need deprogramming ASAP.
@Seeta_sa_gauta
Ай бұрын
😂. Which is which?
How many International people's are here.??
@tobiasfischer7921
3 жыл бұрын
Hello from Argentina
@faizanrizvi2734
3 жыл бұрын
helllllw from Lahore , India
@kaptenhiu5623
3 жыл бұрын
Halo from Indonesia
@dante2323
3 жыл бұрын
Hi from Bosnia and Herzegovina
@yes-lc2sr
3 жыл бұрын
Hello from Philippines
"In their last moments, people show you who they really are"
@marylynne9104
3 жыл бұрын
Trump showed us who he was in the late 1970s, and has continued to show us until today. A pity more people weren’t paying attention.
@CS_GOD64
3 жыл бұрын
@@marylynne9104 Meh People are just blind. Trump and Biden are very bad men. But yeah....... 👀 What can you do when they put 2 demons against each other....
@nilsmedskills2560
3 жыл бұрын
@@CS_GOD64 biden may not be perfect, and you might not agree with him, but what makes him a bad person
@dragonfly6908
3 жыл бұрын
I agree about Nancy Pelosi, ,nasty and vindictive woman spitting her vitriol.
@marylynne9104
3 жыл бұрын
@Heather Fraser - yes, he was always a nasty piece of work. All ego, with nothing to back it up.
SO WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT RLY GOOD EDIT OF MELANIA I DEAD ASS THOUGHT IT WAS HER FOR A SEC 🤣
Angry Jimmy is the most hilarious Jimmy. He's redefining the word "caustic" and it's glorious.
Have not seen Jimmy this happy in 4 years. Good for you brother!
“Angels are being dispatched” what an embarrassing time to be alive 🙄
@DC1948p
3 жыл бұрын
From Africa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pdoylemi
3 жыл бұрын
@@DC1948p All the best angels come from "shithole countries".
@templarrising6299
3 жыл бұрын
If you vote for the dems/libs you vote for Satan... On judgement day do you want to be asked why you were on the side of not only abortion until the day of birth but they want to make it legal to starve a baby to death for the first seven days after birth ??? Do you want to be asked why you took the side of a world ideology called Globalism (communism) ??? Do you want to be asked why you took the side of a One World Government (U.N.) ??? The Book of Books warns us all of this beast system
@akwaabakitchen8470
3 жыл бұрын
@UCkyWj4h67kbiWJ1XMMUR4NA LOL!
@sarahhopeful6683
3 жыл бұрын
@@templarrising6299 That is how they scare you to vote for Trump?
6:18 legend says the dude in the back is still walking back and forth.
Watching Trump's fits of flailing over his loss is almost as satisfying as homemade chicken soup.
@rilesmiles4564
3 жыл бұрын
What do you think I've been doing for the past two days? Trump wanted attention, this is the more entertaining than filler anime! This is great! Cry some more, not-so-presidential-fatass!
@miltlance3654
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure we can guess what part of the chicken you boil to get your savory broth. How do those tail feathers taste?
@angelawhitehouse8066
3 жыл бұрын
Trumplestiltskin
I'm from Africa and I can ensure you that we didn't send any angels to help trump🤦♂️😂😂😂
@mm12345777
3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@YoussefYoussef-jq8vp
3 жыл бұрын
@@mm12345777 yw😁
@thundarthebarbarian7869
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know parts of Africa are pretty much hell on Earth ! 🍻
@ryuuotaku35
3 жыл бұрын
lol
"I demand to see the poll manager NOW!!!!" - Karen Trump
She sounds like she forgot the words to "They're coming to take me away, Ha-Haaa!"
Trump is the most shameless person on earth. Now God bless America again.
@jaygarit9177
3 жыл бұрын
@J T you don't know what "fascism" is then. Go away, or back to your Russian flat and off the Interwebs, and stop trying to interfere in our election process, please!
@samwubeshet4940
3 жыл бұрын
@J T it’s crazy how uneducated and ignorant u are lolol🤣
Trying to change the rules in the middle of the game is a loser’s strategy.
@applejuicejunkie316
3 жыл бұрын
Like unplugging your competitor's controller in video games. Trump has always been a loser.
@arifrahman.i8012
3 жыл бұрын
@@applejuicejunkie316 hahaha hilarious! It reminds me about playing Naruto on PS2 when I was a kid. 😂
@jedigovna9537
3 жыл бұрын
Dems cheated
@bswanson6211
3 жыл бұрын
@@jedigovna9537 how?
@shadowambush711
3 жыл бұрын
Also is counting fake ballots
Hang in there, America. It's always ugly, breaking up with a narcissist.
@carospereman3537
3 жыл бұрын
@Ronin Skydancer L O L -- very clever. Sadly, I know exactly what you're talking about.
@thirdrockfromdsun2873
3 жыл бұрын
@Ronin LMAO so true. Psychiatrists and therapists are going to make millions dealing with all the brainwashed totally clueless trump supporters still in denial.
@nicoler.4356
3 жыл бұрын
Well said!! Lol
@nicoler.4356
3 жыл бұрын
@@carospereman3537 me too...my ex-husband is a narcissist! And in fact a Trump supporter!
@thirdrockfromdsun2873
3 жыл бұрын
@@nicoler.4356 You know what they say. Birds of a feather fly together.
I love your show Jimmy ❤️ You made the last 4 years bearable for me. Keep up the great work! Twittler LMAO 🤣
His own supporters are divided and it's hilarious🤣 "Count the vote!" "Stop the vote!"
@thatguyonehundred5550
3 жыл бұрын
stop the count to check for fake ballots thats not so hard to understand
@patricianelson7928
3 жыл бұрын
If he was ahead there wouldn't be fraud!! Lol of to jail Donnie boy!!!!!
@shaheeda
3 жыл бұрын
Delusional just like their leader.
@darkhorse7460
3 жыл бұрын
Stop the count but yeah that's an alarm bell for a coup
@katiecaddle4789
3 жыл бұрын
@@thatguyonehundred5550 tat never happened lol trumper did get in trouble for voting fraud in PA lol he tried to get his dead mother's vote to be counted by forging his signature for her lol
Couldn't get through this without Kimmel, Oliver, Noah, Colbert, Meyers,Trae Crowder, Beau of the Fifth Column . Thank You!
@josephmendoza7769
3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more. Beau is one of the most woke people out there
@magnetospin
3 жыл бұрын
Also Seth Meyers. His Closer Look segments are great.
@tzzz7
3 жыл бұрын
@@magnetospin knew I was forgetting someone
@sandyc5428
3 жыл бұрын
Or David Pakman, Damage Report, Now This News, Don Winslow, Meidas Touch, RVAT, Lincoln Projects.
@theresamcdonald4730
3 жыл бұрын
T s yeah I agree !!!!
"Tweets coming from twitler's bunker " was a good one
Trump: *Moves to another country* That country: *No.*
@KA-wo9eu
3 жыл бұрын
I’m German and we don’t want Trump!
@drewski1535
3 жыл бұрын
@@KA-wo9eu we don't blame you
@lindaswanson9328
Жыл бұрын
He can live on any one of the russian oligarchs boats in hiding all over the world. Shame on those countries aiding and abetting these people. It speaks volumes!
Meanwhile Angels in Africa refusing to go to America knowing very well how Africans are treated.
@sizedjoker2648
3 жыл бұрын
Great low IQ Left wing talking points such a spectacle of Foolery great job 👍👏
@TheRetard67
3 жыл бұрын
@@sizedjoker2648 you mad lol
@sangeet9100
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRetard67 The 'joker' was commenting on that woman (and probably the fool's angel's 'left wing')
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
3 жыл бұрын
@Vaibhav Angaria, you are 100% correct.
@danielkanewske8473
3 жыл бұрын
@@sizedjoker2648 Covid would have killed millions if not for Trump! Covid is a hoax! Biden is criminal grown in a vat of abortion fetuses sent by a cabal of cannibal, Satan worshiping democrats to steal the election! Long live the great Putin and glorious leader Kim. The Angels from Africa will save us! George Soros!
We will tell our grandchildren about 2020. This year is history.
@Orangeflava
3 жыл бұрын
But we are poor and my wife cant have children
@Hey1Micha
3 жыл бұрын
@@Orangeflava adopt
@kay-wj3jx
3 жыл бұрын
@@Orangeflava have a pet
@Orangeflava
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hey1Micha that costs money 💰
@brianjett1446
3 жыл бұрын
@@Orangeflava never give up hope!!!
we need more segment with with Molly, not about the bachelorette but everything else, I think the banter between them would be really good
"I like presidents that aren't one term impeached losers" - John McCain
@barbarapalangi9651
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks I needed that! I'm sure wherever Sen. McCain is he's celebrating!!!🎊🎉🍾
@N.A525
2 жыл бұрын
I still don’t know why he showed up to his funeral after making such a remark
This election be making me check the polls every 10 minutes 😂
@Cateeeeeeeliseee
3 жыл бұрын
same😂
@satvikpanchal4840
3 жыл бұрын
Fr i do be checking the cnn app like fantasy football
@Sakura-gp8zj
3 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@LisaMarie51968
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t do it, it’s bad luck! Biden got this. 💯
@doge2003
3 жыл бұрын
I am not even from America but I too do that, I don't know why
Why can't Trump go to White House anymore? Because it's FOR BIDEN
@wookiee66
3 жыл бұрын
You can see your way out
@marcusriisvrnholt7238
3 жыл бұрын
@@wookiee66 LOL
@ChaimSilber
3 жыл бұрын
@@wookiee66haha, although i did think it was a nice joke
@lisabinhawaii324
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@kalebnegussie8140
3 жыл бұрын
Very very good!! Haha
I’m waiting for the “OJ white Bronco run” to the airport.
@maryanne5100
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@paulleal6371
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that's funny!!!
@TerryTunes
3 жыл бұрын
Already been done on SNL
guys I know this sounds crazy but I think Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Trump
@trishlee6529
3 жыл бұрын
he just want to bring more viewers to to channel
@chrisrobles824
3 жыл бұрын
@@trishlee6529 well tbh trump lied to him once about his show, it’s in his channel too when he talks about
@mariodesalo8450
3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone that likes fairness and civility?
@lapeste2387
3 жыл бұрын
jimmy kimmel it's a idiot
@AdamTuxTengler
3 жыл бұрын
I question the people who does. Lies and criminal acts are turn off for me, I just don't feel the bad boy charisma here
Man, could you imagine if he would have put as much energy into fighting COVID as he is putting into fighting to keep the presidency?
@greenearthblueskies8556
3 жыл бұрын
@@LesterFernandezIO not as fake as u 😂
@Orcinus1967
3 жыл бұрын
Thousands of votes show up at 4 in the morning. NOT ONE is for Trump? Not even one by accident? Probability dictates that is impossible. If Biden was behind democrats would demand a recount as well. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The reason 70 million Americans voted for Trump is not because they are all racist. Its because of the blatant hypocrisy of the Democrats. Perhaps Kimmel and Elizabeth Warren can go to a Pow-wow for an episode on the show.
@blueskies99
3 жыл бұрын
@@Orcinus1967 "trump is not because they are all racist"? bruh 😂 Trump's the one that's racist, go back to your hidey-hole in the ground lol
@ELLENFISHER2008
3 жыл бұрын
@@Orcinus1967 pumpkin calling the carrots orange though 😂
@CricketRodeo
3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how Jimmy and so many ignorant fools are happy to call Trump a fascist, yet at the same time bash him for not crushing the constitutional freedoms of the States to govern as they see fit?
Anyone wondering about that guy walking around that crazy tongues lady: He is basically reading bible versus as he goes around, creating a 'prayer wall' of protection. Yeah... effing crazy (and she probably doesn't realise its Pagan origins..walking the magick circle and calling the elements/ deities but i digress). Hope that helps!
Love this monologue so much best one I have seen
Yea, that press conference he held was historically embarrassing.
@billwalsh388
3 жыл бұрын
A permanent part of history.
@michaedove3562
3 жыл бұрын
As bad as the first debate but with more dangerous repercussions for our country.
the fact that almost half of americans voted for Trump is mindblowing
@KayMac18
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that half of America voted for Biden is mind blowing! They cheat and they know it.
@dathunderman4
3 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like people disagree with you, what a crazy world. How dare someone have a different opinion than myself, thats racist.
@GadisBaliLivesAbroad
3 жыл бұрын
@@KayMac18 give us evidence...
@kristinek2916
3 жыл бұрын
@@KayMac18 Trump is such an embarrassment for our country. We have lost respect from all over the world. He lies more than anyone. Read his books, he believes that if you say things enough times, people will believe it and unfortunately his majority base is non-college educated white males so he takes advantage of them and uses them to feed his narcissistic disorder. It’s sad, he was raised by a father that told him “your a killer or a loser” (per Trump himself).
@felixntodonke2451
3 жыл бұрын
Kristine K sorry, ya‘ll are such a joke nobody had respect for you before that😂 you’re like an 3rd world country, wich thinks they’re the best😂
Love you Jimmy! You have kept me sane (as much as that was possible) these last 4 years!
@kc3621
3 жыл бұрын
You're right. I forgot he, seth and colbert took on trump right off the bat. If I ever see him and covidis done I'd give him a bear hug. Hes been hella strong.
The folder guy has got the rollcall list for the African angels
@Meegwun
3 жыл бұрын
I think she was reading off their names. 😁
@doramwaiseghe5614
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@marissanicanor1416
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kavellifrancois1794
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is so underrated 😂😂😂
@enixword2637
3 жыл бұрын
Our angels in Africa are currently busy helping our corrupt leaders loot public funds. Sorry Paula White we can’t deploy them at the moment to help you steal an election for Trump.
"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - Macbeth by William Shakespeare
@michaedove3562
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect quote.
@ryuuotaku35
3 жыл бұрын
Just what’s happening right now.
@matlofot6076
3 жыл бұрын
if I recall correctly he was referring to the life itself in the original text, but oh my, does it not fit just perfectly given the situation today? :((( thanks for bringing it up!
@ELLENFISHER2008
3 жыл бұрын
Leave our Billy out of it! 😂
@CricketRodeo
3 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Man111 yes, as the idiot
Thank you Jimmy for keeping your head and sence of humor. This is priceless. 😂😂❤❤
We should all sue Trump. That would be so fitting.
I love how Twitter is flagging his tweets as possibly misleading. 😂🤣😂🤣
@kimclarke5018
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@ErLeuchten
3 жыл бұрын
@ 95% of hes base get the news from hes twitter account, thats probably the reason ,-)
This is so much fun.. watching the updates from NZ.... This is reality TV show for us outside of the USA 😂😂😂
OMG!!!!!! Jimmy stop 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 The spiritual adviser put me over the edge.... i cant breathe 😂😂😂😂😂
"We should be suing him" Thanks Jimmy.
@oldrrocr
3 жыл бұрын
trump's lawyers DO know that he has a habit of not paying his bills... right?
I think they call that press conference shade (blaze orange).
“Look out, Philadelphia!” I’ve watched that part about ten times.
Our International friends be watching the election like a reality tv show I- 😭😭😂😖😖Im 16 and ain’t no Trump supporter. New international friends pls pray 4 my country and love and support meeee😭💖. Love u guys EDIT: GUYS WE WON! BIDEN WON! LET US CELEBRATE 😭😭😭I know he’s not even close to a good president but I was the lesser of 2 evils
@EmEm78
3 жыл бұрын
It's so bizarre to watch from Australia, although I'm very happy for my American friends that it looks like the cheeto will be ousted.
@farahmakni2971
3 жыл бұрын
What a good day to be from Dubai
@TheKaiTetley
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I do indeed.
@cigh7445
3 жыл бұрын
We are
@sirflappington2484
3 жыл бұрын
I still remember when I could still be proud to be an American. Regardless of how some might feel about Obama or his policies, at least he wasn't an unprofessional racist baby like Trump.
Last time the world heard someone call for a “total war” was Joseph Goebbels in 1943. Some Americans apparently have a huge history education deficit.
@lizvlx
3 жыл бұрын
‘Some’
@edgarmagalhaes18
3 жыл бұрын
I fixed your sentence for you: "Some Americans apparently have a huge education deficit."
@Shiznaft1
3 жыл бұрын
@@lizvlx Yes, about 60 million of them.
@lizvlx
3 жыл бұрын
@@Shiznaft1 that number is way too low. It is rather in the 200s.
@dannyaikin1395
3 жыл бұрын
certain types have literally eliminated social studies from being taught in schools.
Missed opportunity: when Jimmy thanked her for the sex, she should've said she was picturing Ben the whole time
So, it is just lke every other day of his presidency.
This was a savage... normally Jimmy is mild but he has been turning up the heat with these burns. Knocked it out of the park, past the bleachers and somewhere into the parking lot. Nice :) 👏🏻👏🏻
@jenniferaraujo7349
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What the hell is that woman?! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
@iwantsexseemyvideo8642
3 жыл бұрын
❤️😡
@jannettepadilla1750
3 жыл бұрын
Did she was in a church or a psych ward?
@raftlack4326
3 жыл бұрын
Average trump supporter
Impeached.....or impeached. Be it Clinton or Trump or any other president. They should never be allowed to serve the " public " again ! Even in the slightest role ! Done !
Ten billion for the campaign, plus all the lawyer fees...but we couldn't afford healthcare and/or student debt...riiight
When Trump tweeted "STOP THE COUNT" I think he was referring to himself but there was a redundant O in the last word.
@percyflores7517
3 жыл бұрын
yep but they didn't want to stop the count in Arizona ? make sense ?
@captainfilip7188
3 жыл бұрын
@@percyflores7517 his joke just completely went over your head
@danishjacob4630
3 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@Puppy_Puppington
3 жыл бұрын
CaptainFilip hahahaha That was hilarious to see
The people yelling "Fox news sucks" actually only watches fox news!
@glenkirkup6861
3 жыл бұрын
Fox News is too 'socialist' for them now.
@allaboutmusicmovies9606
3 жыл бұрын
@Icon X their argument have been Trump 2020. So soon they will say Trump 2024 🤣
@jackieandrea
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny they are mad that Fox news called Arizona for Biden. How dare Fox calls what actually happened. It's madness!!
@dannyaikin1395
3 жыл бұрын
political cannibalism.
@MrBossisi
3 жыл бұрын
Used to watch fox news* This is all Biden fault for cheating.
Watching your clips every night has helped me through this week! Thank you!
Thank RBG, for an Historic WIN💙🇺🇸💙
Apparently Donnie‘s nannies forgot to read him the story about the boy who cried Wolf too many times.
@Slowhand871
3 жыл бұрын
They were spoon feeding him lead paint.
@houdinididiit
3 жыл бұрын
@@Slowhand871 😂🤣😂🤣
@josiesarered
3 жыл бұрын
yuuppp
@bradeneve9586
3 жыл бұрын
When you’re whole show is based on bashing the president, it’s not too funy
@dumalucky
3 жыл бұрын
Fact. The Pennsylvania supreme court.changed its voting law. Only the legislature can do that. This means almost all the votes they are currently adding to Biden are unconstitutional. This is already being written about by members of the Supreme Court of USA. The SCOTUS will uphold the Constitution and Bidens vote will be lowered drastically. Remember SCOTUS has not ruled yet because the matter was brought to their attention to close to the election date and they were trying to avoid getting involved. With the Law suits they will have no choice and will uphold the Constitution. Trump Wins and Democracy is restored.
What we should be most afraid of: our last one-term president also had a son who wanted to "continue" his dad's work, and look where that took us.......We can't let it happen again
@feelingwell8069
Жыл бұрын
Pathetic troll
Any show, including Kimmel's, which publicizes "The Bachelorette" should be shunned.
Sucks because our country will be divided no matter what. Almost split perfectly in half. How is this possible that half of America has morals and the other does not? 😕
If he officially loses - he’s still in office till January....this is gonna be a long 3 months
@LorraElizabeth
3 жыл бұрын
And anxiety filled. Nothing more dangerous than a narcissist humiliated. ✌🏼❤️
@sizedjoker2648
3 жыл бұрын
Smh
@mnichols1979
3 жыл бұрын
They need to envoke the 25th amendment before he throws a real temper tantrum and starts shitting in his own bathtub and really destroys the country.
@theresamcdonald4730
3 жыл бұрын
Stevie V You got that right we'll all be doing a lot of drinking the next 2 months. That religious adviser must be on the same stuff trump is on !!!!!
@AbsentWithoutLeaving
3 жыл бұрын
Well, ask yourself what a sleeper agent of a foreign power would do when he knew his time to inflict damage was up. THAT'S what you should expect.
Agolf Twittler's only way to get to 270 is if he loses 40 pounds.
@gentlepanda4172
3 жыл бұрын
Oof 😂
@agolftwittler1223
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of the treasonous tub of lard, here's the recipe for a Trump-sandwich: Two thick slices of lumpy white bread. One truckload of baloney. One bucketful of Russian dressing. One tiny little spongy toadstool.
@agolftwittler1223
3 жыл бұрын
⚠️ FDA advisory: Ingesting a Trump-sandwich will cause excruciating butt-hurt, insane delusions, abysmal ignorance, prolific flatulence and debilitating gnosiophobia.
@voodooutt
3 жыл бұрын
@@agolftwittler1223 LOOOOOOL dude.
@lyhthegreat
3 жыл бұрын
how heavy is trump?
Her needle is stuck. The guy behind her looked embarrassed.
Oh my word- Melania as Bachelorette had me rolling on the floor!!!!
He creates doubt and divides people this is his biggest achievement in 4 years
COVID literally could not have come during a worse presidency.
@kimhicks1571
3 жыл бұрын
You’re not kidding. I’m praying that Biden wins & gets the country on track to recovery.
@ironheart8690
3 жыл бұрын
U.N Human Rights Council insisted that in dia must review its FCRA because Minorities are being killed, Tortured & Amnesty International also left in dia for severe violations incl. Killing of tourists & all of this is on international media,
@Kylie-ry5ff
3 жыл бұрын
As devastating as covid is it actually saved our country. Trump lost so much support when he pretended like Covid wasn't a big deal
@irianrahman45
3 жыл бұрын
Trump is way better than biden
@oldfogey4679
3 жыл бұрын
Angelo thankfully covid came when it did! It was God's way of holding trump accountable!
Oh Jimmy K., you rascal! That was golden. My day is great and I haven't even got started yet. Thanks. This was great!
I love Jimmy Kimmel,Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert and their shows because their shows are excellent and all three are very talented and hire the best people to help run the shows. Also, all three despise Donald Trump and the Republicans as much as I despise them.
Let's sue Trump because he made the whole country anxious. This is a shame.
@beachmum4758
3 жыл бұрын
May I call you a wahmbulance?
@Prestonhlt
3 жыл бұрын
@@beachmum4758 I hear a sound of abundance of rain! I hear a sound of victory! Call me a wahmbulance cos it looks like trump is out, and i may faint from excitement.
@LucaChili
3 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you consume massive amounts of soy. It's shrinking your already tiny balls. Run upstairs to mommy now and ask her for a valium 10 mg
@Prestonhlt
3 жыл бұрын
@@LucaChili dude I'll kick your ass IRL
@LucaChili
3 жыл бұрын
@@Prestonhlt You would be surprised of the outcome my friend but you can always try of course.
I was waiting on this one just got done watching Stephen Colbert
@sadhvisharma8993
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@sleepingkindaof
3 жыл бұрын
It's like watching the same jokes told slightly differently
@elvisdiamond3910
3 жыл бұрын
Am not even American ... but same here...
@falcon82147
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@edybee2030
3 жыл бұрын
Me to ...Stephen, Kimmel, jimmy Fallon 👍🤘🤣
Twittler's bunker LOL dying.
years, when will we able to wake up and breathe a sigh of relief?
“Stop the Count” : Aren’t you behind in the count? Do the math! Weren’t you suppose to tweet “Stop the count where I lead” and “Count all the votes where I trail” 😂
@fabrisseterbrugghe8567
3 жыл бұрын
But Math is hard.
@michaeld.jconnolly1281
3 жыл бұрын
Biden 253 Trump 213. They stop Biden wins. Trump and his supports are complete fools?
@NeutroniummAlchemist
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeld.jconnolly1281 Yes, that's it in a nutshell.
@ananthim7358
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeld.jconnolly1281 trump leads in some of the states which haven't released their final results ,so if counting is stopped the results have to be released with whatever has been counted so he'll get those votes.that's wat they're trying
@perrystalsisworldofbiology767
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was concerned about The Count from Sesame Street Ha Ha Haaa
Yes, STOP the count and announce the results! We know who's going to win anyways 😂
@loyalist.city.g
3 жыл бұрын
Is they anyway Trump can win this ? Or is it cemented Biden ...hoping for Biden here in Canada
@joshuagonzalezramirez2593
3 жыл бұрын
@@loyalist.city.g same here, man. Donald trump still certainly has a way to win, but it will be extremely difficult. He needs to win up to 5 of the current toss-up states.
@locasenior8229
3 жыл бұрын
@@loyalist.city.g trump can still win if he gets nevada he is 12 k votes of
@giggitygooquag
3 жыл бұрын
@@loyalist.city.g chances are kinda low but he could if Nevada goes red and Arizona flips back and the other remaining states stay red But I oddly think that pa will flip blue Nevada will flip red, Arizona will go red but Texas will flip blue as well(they have 15% of the votes to count STILL which in Texas is A LOT of people) and then biden will super narrowly win Georgia while trump wins North Carolina and alaska
@suemontague3151
3 жыл бұрын
@@loyalist.city.g Biden pretty much has it
She’s sounds like she’s singing that part of Micheal Jackson’s “Wanna Be Startin’ Something”
@sidolanters1394
3 жыл бұрын
"She's sounds like"?
GOD bless everyone
I love this country-wide reality show! Drama and comedy filled 10/10
@tripperwest808
3 жыл бұрын
Grabbing my popcorn, it’s about to get interesting...
@zzzz26526
3 жыл бұрын
Worldwide
@sierrafrank0000F
3 жыл бұрын
It was so predictable that Americans wanted to have this kind of reality show even if it means the end of their democracy.
"I will totally accept the results of this great and historical Presidential election IF I WIN" - Trump, 2016
@capo337g
3 жыл бұрын
Im just wonder if biden will check what trump had locked away when after ukraine call
@rmakki7723
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
WE the people are fed up ‼️ WE the people have spoken ‼️. BYEDON/ HARRIS 🌊💦☑️
Guierllmo sounded like the martians in “Mars Attacks”. 😂🤣
"compromise - first count the votes, then stop the votes" 🙏🏽 😂😂brilliant 😂😂
"Rudy is on duty" left me gasping fo air lol
@Punkledunk
3 жыл бұрын
I do not believe you.
Nailed it, Molly!
0:46 when Twitter flags the US presidents tweet for misleading information 🤦🏽♀️ just get him OUT already... I’m tired of him embarrassing us Americans like this
😂😂😂😂😂.. Angels from Africa?? Mehnn speaking on behalf of all African Angels "Ma'amm we need a VISA for that mehn, ww ain't gonna fly over these oceans" 😂😂😂😂
@MaciKemuma01
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I know leave Africa out of this hahaha our angels are busy hahaha
@theadventuresofsandyland4961
3 жыл бұрын
If the angels came they would put them in cages
@Yourmomazz
3 жыл бұрын
@Spooky Mc Spookerson Lol. Conservative tears.
@miningminds4christ
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I need that visa seriously that’s why we praying Biden wins . 🇳🇬
@Yourmomazz
3 жыл бұрын
@Spooky Mc Spookerson That Trump is crying and claiming the election is rigged? Go cry to your mommy. The secret service is allready protecting Biden. What does that tell you?
Whoever did the editing of Melania onthe new bachelorette's face must've had so much fun doing it 😅😅
@EFFeCTED18
3 жыл бұрын
It's a deep fake. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are doing it on their new KZread show.
@rawkinectz
3 жыл бұрын
Eeeew
@antheadevilliers1126
3 жыл бұрын
It would take god and a miracle trying to edit Michelle obama's into looking slightly pleasing to the eye
6:13 for some reason I want to sing "Staminamina waka waka Rey Rey Staminamina it's Time for Africa"😂😂
On point Jimmy.
The tears are due to the fact that he now has to talk to his creditors over the $430M he owes....
@dragonmusher
3 жыл бұрын
Not just 430 M. It's more now with the legal fees
@Edu_Kate
3 жыл бұрын
Even Deutsche Bank is coming for him or should I say...his ass ets.
Trump :- "Count legal votes" Reporter :- " Define Legal Votes" Trump :- "All Republican Votes"
@davidphillips5557
3 жыл бұрын
Go gracefully you lost the only fraud is you, run while you can the tax man gonna catch you. Your lot will all get locked up.
@ris7125
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vishnuraveendran2772
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips5557 keep crying
All I say is seriously 😳. There is nothing else people have to do with their time. Yet time is something you can never ever get back. Wow
4 years the night mare is finally coming to a end nothing last for ever only time is the master
Trumps ‘Spiritual Advisor’ looks like some ‘Real Life: Beverley Hills’ wife at book club, who’s had waaaaay too much red wine.
@maryelizabeth6797
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect. I could not have said it better.
@mirrrie
3 жыл бұрын
I thought she was getting a stroke :/
@tonyflorez703
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌
@justjoan4010
3 жыл бұрын
You should have added more a's to waaaaaaaaaaaay. ☺
@dollymadison2397
3 жыл бұрын
Check out the compilation on NOW THIS/ Who is Paula White.