We spend billions in national defense and the capital gets breached by Duck Dynasty??? I want my money back!!!

@miradade361

3 жыл бұрын

We’ll say🤣😂😅

@optimusprime4443

3 жыл бұрын

I know I'm pissed😂

@nickoleme

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂now that's funny

@eatonkuntz

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, thanks to the traitorous guards. we're lucky Trump's secret service guards are better, we don't need a martyr and a civil war.

@tiffbeevachou108

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously

They need to impeach him a 2nd time just so he can't run again in 2024.

@fisherking7798

3 жыл бұрын

If the SDNY do their work he can't run because he's in jail

@be-nice7511

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@robinjackson7882

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@andrewherrera7735

3 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter because most of his allies and some of his family will be running again in the future for senate or presidency

@pen4hire27

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't one impeachment suffice?

The closing part of the monologue is one of the best explanations ever given to this whole multi-year circus. Kudos to the writers.

Great episode...My heart breaks for my US neighbors I hope and pray there will be peace soon

So convenient that they refused to wear masks. Makes things a bit easier for the actual law and order people.

@carbine090909

3 жыл бұрын

Bravo

@GoGreen1977

3 жыл бұрын

I have every hope some of the terrorists will get COVID, a serious case of it. They are already mentally and morally sick, so what's a case of a potentially, deadly disease?

@FortBuscusNathanielXVI

3 жыл бұрын

Not like the world health organization said they wouldn’t work.

@MCnataS

3 жыл бұрын

@@FortBuscusNathanielXVI Proof please

@FortBuscusNathanielXVI

3 жыл бұрын

@@MCnataS from the world health organization!

I love the fact Jimmy is showing their faces and giving names

@jamespratt2828

3 жыл бұрын

2 billion dollars in damages from antifa and BLM Who've also shut down free speech and others from even assembling And only now do democrats call a single incident domestic terrorism I'm Australian I have no input or am affected from this I'm just pointing out a fact

@goodtogo27b

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamespratt2828 Is there a different definition for terrorism in Australia?

@lunacielo7680

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamespratt2828 In my opinion, it's the fact that our Capitol was disrespected. Our country stands by democracy and it was violated.

@jaives

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamespratt2828 the dems actually don't acknowledge either BLM or Antifa. BLM has been trying to get a meeting with Pelosi since the riots.

@jamiep2954

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamespratt2828 BLM has a reason for protesting these idiots were mad their president lost so they rioted?

If it weren't for the late night philosophers - aka comedians - who kept this s*** show in perspective, I might have had the nervous breakdown we also richly deserve. Thank you Jimmy, Stephen, Seth and Jimmy Fallon for the courage to use your platform to tell the truth.

JIMMY Kimmel and his team ...such great cutting biting sarcasm. Amazing how many jokes packed into one sentence! Thank you for fighting the good fight and keeping the lights of liberty on!

At this point, Mexico is considering to pay for the wall.

@Ntclarinet2

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahaha

@nellyking5005

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@elvindcruz5737

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good one really funny ! Make my day. 👍👍

@maribelcaudillo258

3 жыл бұрын

he he he

@westein1282

3 жыл бұрын

The only one who will possibly take Trump may be Canada, because Canadians are really nice people.

That little fist punch into the wall had me rolling XD

@Eranell

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm. The only wall Trump could punch a hole into would be a wall made of soaked cookies when he hasn't had his morning bucket of KFC wings.

@wallywalpamur4951

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eranell Even then he'd still have to get his nappy changer (Mike Poonce) to punch the wall for him.

@drboze6781

3 жыл бұрын

The size of a plug quarter!

@michelledawnharpist

3 жыл бұрын

Same ... nothing else has made me laugh more in the past 12 months. Then I cried a little, but that’s normal these days.

@abelis644

3 жыл бұрын

@@michelledawnharpist lol

"We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution!" This is why education is so important.

@hellosenpai8351

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@whathandleUtalkabt

3 жыл бұрын

But she is rubbing a fresh onion in her eyes from her towel.

@nowaay692

3 жыл бұрын

And it's also why religion should be treated like hard liquor.

@Deedric_Kee

3 жыл бұрын

😊 Damn straight 👍

@annapeck7635

3 жыл бұрын

so true!

This piece should find itself in the TV All-time Hall of Fame. To have come up with such an effortless performance with the highlights of the storming of Capitol Hill in such a short time and in such a sarcastic ( and of course humorous way) is creativity of the highest order.

Dump punches an _enormous, _*_pencil-sized_*_ hole_ in the wall! *_TERRIFYING!!_*

@catflapcarnage5734

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha it was funny

This was the greatest monologue that Jimmy Kimmel has ever given.

@patty7791

3 жыл бұрын

UliKunckle Jimmy has got us through this last year...He’s our HERO!

@stevewise1656

3 жыл бұрын

He’s done a number of great ones, though Jimmy has his finger on exactly what many of us are thinking.

@carolwilson5546

3 жыл бұрын

You think????

@demopage3874

3 жыл бұрын

This was great!

Oh Jimmy you never fail to make us smile even under a horrible week

14:43 "Oh, we can't say he didn't warn us." Damn, Jimmy, that nail on the head!🤦

Sara Palin needs to stop talking.

@janupczak1643

3 жыл бұрын

Every time she opens her mouth, stupid falls out and dribbles down her chin. Her voice is still like fingernails on a blackboard to me.

@abelis644

3 жыл бұрын

@@janupczak1643 To me as well, and I'm Canadian... lol

@sbijan666

3 жыл бұрын

@@janupczak1643 Sarah Palin reminds me of an Orwelian society ....LOL

@Dhsu4321

3 жыл бұрын

Stupidity has no cure.

@jzthompson9598

3 жыл бұрын

People have to stop giving her camera time.

“Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977

@randyschwaggins

3 жыл бұрын

0 BBY/ABY would be a better date

@paddy.7784

3 жыл бұрын

So True.

@shuu6942

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both

@randyschwaggins

3 жыл бұрын

@McMunchie dont think he said the quote as he emerged from his mothers womb

@deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683

3 жыл бұрын

@@randyschwaggins Yes, I considered that, but non Star Wars fans wouldn’t know what I’m saying. Like how non-ASOIAF fans don’t know what AC stands for.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.

@marshamariner7897

2 жыл бұрын

TREASON is punishable by death

In quarantine my favorite shows are Breaking Bad, Friends and American politics.

@Mahale_Mel

3 жыл бұрын

Mine too!!

OMG that tiny hand hole is f***ing hilarious

@808shamalama

3 жыл бұрын

Kept rewinding it and laughing at it 😂🤙🏾

@population-_-420

3 жыл бұрын

BLM BIDEN 2020 🌊🇺🇸😎✊

@abelis644

3 жыл бұрын

That was priceless!!!

@shawncharles9980

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, right!! It was quite a bit of effort to get to that joke, but worthwhile!

@kimberlys8422

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a very small women and I think my hand is equal to, or bigger than, Trump's. Just less obese.

That guy yelling out his front door speech was more noble and rock solid in honesty than Lindsey sniveling

@areyoufriendly

3 жыл бұрын

If you haven’t seen it, you should watch the whole video of the guy. It’s much better than that snippet.

@KR-te8kw

3 жыл бұрын

@@areyoufriendly what is the video called?

@dixieroberson8687

3 жыл бұрын

I really like that guy pn his porch!!!!

@areyoufriendly

3 жыл бұрын

@@KR-te8kw Google DC guy yelling from porch. There’s different websites that have the vid and also info on how they ended up meeting after the vid went viral, with pics.

That tiny (hands) whole Trump punched in the wall under his picture, cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣

Throughout this entire political sh.t show Jimmy has nailed it. Every comedic commentary has been spot on. Keep up the good work Jimmy and team!

Poor Elizabeth. She wasn't ready for the revolution 😂😂😂😂

@sidimohamedelmoustapha5338

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@vanity6775

3 жыл бұрын

if youll look closely she's rubbing an onion in her eyes to force herself to cry.

@bbigrocker1

3 жыл бұрын

Did you notice how she said that with CONVICTION.....................lights on, but nobody home

@PurpleLugia

3 жыл бұрын

She was ready to fake cry about it, though, with the onion in her towel that she was rubbing against her face. :P

@kevinchettri3293

3 жыл бұрын

@@vanity6775 what..Is that onion on her towel?

I burst out laughing when the women said "We're storming the capitol, It's a revolution". My world, what a dummy.

@TheMargarita1948

3 жыл бұрын

And then she gets all indignant that she got maced.

@LeeLee-ux8gh

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@beparul9787

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMargarita1948 , yeah, that was hilarious! If all revolutionaries were that easily discouraged, you'd still be a British colony! 😂

@yolandadenny8692

3 жыл бұрын

She should have been grateful she wasn't shot. Another entitled Karen.

"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." It does make sense. The irony.

Iraq and Afghanistan: You think we should invade America and enforce democracy over there??

@mateowey

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch! Lol 😆 🤣 good one

@ladyoflight86

3 жыл бұрын

Democracy is what Trump is enforcing by signing the Insurgency Act.

@mateowey

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladyoflight86 while attacking our democracy directly with his unremitting false claims that the election was stolen from him even though the 60+ cour case loses say otherwise. Then inciting his supporters to "take back thier country" and to "fight" in his failed coup attempt.

@ladyoflight86

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateowey oh so you watched the election and don't see any corruption? Ru fkn kidding me? 😂🤦🤣

@ladyoflight86

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateowey dude I'm in New Zealand and even we watched it get hijacked! Let me guess... You watch your news updates via MAINSTREAM NEWS MEDIA? 😂😂😂😂😂🧠💩

'They did not see it coming. They're Notsees.' Hilarious! As a German linguist, political scientist and a historian I adore this joke.

@ibabechanel

3 жыл бұрын

Hello...

@philanderer23

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@1PrinceWilliam

3 жыл бұрын

It really is brilliant haha

@TheCimbrianBull

3 жыл бұрын

Anne Frankly, that made you Führious!

@oscarenriquez6089

3 жыл бұрын

That was a BAR!!!!... I guess the time spent wit Eminem Paid off.. 😆🤣😂

Isn’t that guy yelling from his front porch really all of us?

@Syl182

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he is, he most certainly is. I replayed a couple of times.

@jannesfriedrichs1563

3 жыл бұрын

And the woman in the car was so moved to tears that he used the word Cracker acuratly

@bbigrocker1

3 жыл бұрын

Not, but a great MANY!!!

@mcdonaldsbigmac3935

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he represents about 70% of the country

@joetuktyyuktuk8635

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

@konstantinopoulos33

3 жыл бұрын

“The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its stupidest member divided by the number of mobsters.” - Terry Pratchett

@mcfcguvnors

3 жыл бұрын

Like congress

@shinybeast8946

3 жыл бұрын

Except leftists snowflakes huh?

@therustylegacy

3 жыл бұрын

Like biden supporter ?

@kornishoni5266

3 жыл бұрын

That's how americans got Biden as a president.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

@princeryell

3 жыл бұрын

I will never look at mentally handicapped ppl the same again!

@averysmith456

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much explains BLM and Antifa.

@daniellawrence4973

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@diewilden80er73

3 жыл бұрын

@@averysmith456 why fell so many Germans for Shitler? Not blue not antifa but brainwashed conspiracy theorist fascists like Shitler. Find the parallels...

@jacklily999

3 жыл бұрын

Large FOX group

Its crazy how the perpetrators did all the FBI’s work for them. The power of a camera in your hands

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

man camera tv

@damianmcwilliams8352

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucebaker810 huh

Who tf thought TRUMP would be a candidate in the 1st place? Haven’t you learned anything from his “tv career” and “businesses”?

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826

Жыл бұрын

Legit, most of the people who wanted him in the first place didn't know about his prior dealings in detail, only that he was, as per his own words 'a business man, doing business'. Hell, most people in general didn't know or care to know the first damn thing about him until after this political fiasco.

That man on his stoop was very articulate.

That guy yelling at them from his porch was great.

The comparison with Trump to a snake is unfair. Snakes are intelligent creatures.

@broadwaysam8405

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. But the bit was really well done.

@dollymadison2397

3 жыл бұрын

.. and snakes EAT rats vs hire them.

@Dan-bt7bf

3 жыл бұрын

the comparison is a disgrace to all snakes

@dollymadison2397

3 жыл бұрын

@Lowena Hobbs The bible also tells us that satan seeks to deceive, divide & destroy. (Sound familiar?)... and that satan is always on the prowl for a willing vessels to carry out his deeds/will. 💗💗💗NERDS ROCK!!!💗💗💗 PS: There's a new-ish song out on YT called "2020" by Mitch Rossell. I hope you'll check it out. You'll be very glad you did..I PROMISE!!!

@olayinkaoluseyiakinolajohn4363

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

"They did not see this coming. They're Not-Sees" That was a great joke

So happy the world had finely opened AN EYES.

Jimmy...this was your best monolog EVER !!! I LOVED it. Great video editing and comic inserts. Brilliant work from your production staff. Thank You.

@jal8362

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel lost it. He's now the nowhere guy!

After all this time, and everything that he's allowed & supported, Lindsey Graham doesn't deserve to just break up like that.

@demeraragold4644

3 жыл бұрын

Snake

@jeffm3163

3 жыл бұрын

Lindsay needs to wipe trump off his chin before going any further.

@19258000able

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is praising trump's subservience to Israel . Shame

@jeffm3163

3 жыл бұрын

He needs to act like a man, not a child.. He supported trump. Own it. It’s fine to admit it you were wrong but don’t try to rewrite history.

@waterwoman901

3 жыл бұрын

Lindsey, if you don't impeach, you condone it

After all he's done, they cant let him leave with dignity. He's got to be removed, even if one day before the end of his presidency

@damienboatwright5307

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, he's helped us out Tremendously.Greatest President Ever.

That thing with the snake was perfect. Chilling

“Heroes come in all forms.” There is a huge difference between a hero and the first rats off a sinking ship.

@G-B-F123

3 жыл бұрын

Don't disrespect rats, even they have more dignity than those politicians who let Trump's behavior slide by for years but decided to turn on him just days before the new administration takes office

@deedee7780

3 жыл бұрын

Well said.

@TheRC78

3 жыл бұрын

That's an insult to rats.

@Yovette400

3 жыл бұрын

@@G-B-F123 totally agree

@GG-ml3vr

3 жыл бұрын

@@G-B-F123 They are polticians,did we realy expect any less

Hey Jimmy, you inspired a new greeting: "Hello my fellow Americans and you Trump supporters!"

@AMBA-lf5bi

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nicolenotizieeamici

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@eraumavez1968

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry guys that is half of this country... is that fair? Imagine 8 years ago... wherent we building America together? Why should now half the country get the rewards instead of no ALL of us?

@jackiealv6547

3 жыл бұрын

True

@christiana.7289

3 жыл бұрын

@@eraumavez1968 it’s a funny gesture, but that trump supporter thing doesn’t refer to all republicans and is meant as an insult to the extremists that rallied in the capitol

I heard the “maced” women was holding half an onion in her hand. And rubbing it on her eyes. You can even see it in the video clip.

@langying

3 жыл бұрын

There's even pictures of her rubbing it in her eyes

@roverclover3178

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@joefather6084

3 жыл бұрын

That's so pathetic. I hope she's remembered for this for the rest of her life

@hrishichougule4312

3 жыл бұрын

People have developed some ways to help combat the effect of tear gas, with milk and onions and vinegar being used at past demonstrations across the globe.. the onion is placed near the nose in that case so I don't know the full thing.. Also many sources later claimed that it was ice soo..

@juliansandoval8022

3 жыл бұрын

completely unnecessary. she could have had dinner at taco bell, and have similar results

2:09 i'm voting that man if he ever runs for president

Jimmy, this episode was brilliant; the whole thing was smart and very funny.

@redpillwill686

3 жыл бұрын

you're a bot

The old guy screaming from his porch is what patriotism looks like.

@christopherregan1654

3 жыл бұрын

I would've said the exact same thing!

@robinmaynard1640

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes it is.

@puma1812

3 жыл бұрын

Go find the whole video of him yelling because it gets even better! That guy is awesome

@siliconiusantogramaphantis2122

3 жыл бұрын

@@puma1812 any link? I'd like to watch it.

@lilymikaelson671

3 жыл бұрын

@@puma1812 link 🔗??

That women that was ‘Maced’ was rubbing an onion in her eye...

@joefather6084

3 жыл бұрын

She was going for sympathy points but she was willing to trade in IQ

@annahollifield2859

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that too lol

@damienboatwright5307

3 жыл бұрын

Doug get your own comment. They already said that 2, 3 time's up there.

@whathandleUtalkabt

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@whathandleUtalkabt

3 жыл бұрын

@@damienboatwright5307 not all of us get here at the same time nor do we scroll back 1000 comments and read all of them before I write my own. Been at work 4 days all 12 hour shifts in a row in hospital. Just watching the you tube today.

I was like, wow, trump read a book? Didn't know dude can read. Then realized it was a lyric.

I love how being against fascism is played like a dangerous concept by conservatives... WTF?

@vennril

3 жыл бұрын

Well, fascists hate anti-fascism.

@thingamabob3902

3 жыл бұрын

Well its dangerous to THEM, because .... you know ;-)

@michaeljmixon9186

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing when we fought ww2 over it. Our history as a white supremacist country has just been fully exposed. I hope more people read up on the history and origins of the police. Behind the bastards has a great series on that. So now we need to break the rest of the systems that support the prison industrial complex and other drivers for slavery. Feels like we need to reform all federal institutions in many ways.

@xy6845

3 жыл бұрын

Short explanation: 2020's GOP actually supports fascism

@MoonbearStartiger

3 жыл бұрын

@@vennril Oh! Shots fired. Ha!

It took them this long to realize that he was out of his mind, the day he said he would build a wall and have mexico pay is when I knew he was crazy

@lizmowrey9866

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@sharonkellner82

3 жыл бұрын

I knew when he forced Spicer to lie about of the size of his crowd. A nutter from the start.

@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal

3 жыл бұрын

Child, the day he decided to run for president I was all “oh helllll no”. To b fair, it wasn’t even because of political party. He’s just insane.

@mia-ci2ur

3 жыл бұрын

i think from the moment he ran for president i thought he was out of his mind.

@barbarajolley3513

3 жыл бұрын

@@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal I am with you. I have friends who used to live in New York and told me about him long before he ran for prez. And, of course, when I heard his "I, alone, can fix (insert any issue,)" I knew he was out of his damn mind.

Brilliant piece Jimmy Kimmel, pure genius! Thank you.

Jimmy I’ve not really been a fan of American talk shows but yours is really good! I’m an ex pat Pom living in Australia and have been following trumps escapades with a mixture of disbelief and anger. The US is a great country and it’ll come good again especially with guys like you telling it how it is, we’ll done.

Impeach!!! If he’s “Impeached” he’s BANNED from running EVER AGAIN!!! 😉 EVER!!!😁

@blingbling2841

3 жыл бұрын

no republican committee will ever select him to run for them, impeached or not impeached.

@klin9227

3 жыл бұрын

@@blingbling2841 he could still run independently

@angelruizvillot2665

3 жыл бұрын

The only way he will run again if he has enough money from all the tax he owes to the irs

@bs4638

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck getting the Repugnican Senators to find him guilty 🙄

@ericminch

3 жыл бұрын

25th just suspends him from office. Impeachment by House and conviction by Senate relieves us of paying him a pension, relieves us of paying for his Secret Service protection, and relieves us of ever having to see him run for office again.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross": James Waterman Wise

@population-_-420

3 жыл бұрын

I rather be antifa than maga

@itsd0nk

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Rodriguez America is Antifa. At least it used to be. Back when we *fought* and saved the world from the fascists. Anti-fascism. It's an ideology, not an organization.

@jeffbaer5851

3 жыл бұрын

Truth.

@teresaf991

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsd0nk well you better let the ones with the meetings in ND and AK and MS and AL and FL and GA and TX and TN know.

@ip2alwayswins353

3 жыл бұрын

Sad days for the USA, the second wave of marxism won and they went full 1984. The patriots are labeled as terrorists and the actual terrorists (BLM/ANTIFA) are called peaceful protesters. They indoctrinated/brainwashed so many people in every instance of our society that now it's almost impossible to revert this process, and they actually think they are doing good, just like the nazies.

Some of the people who perpetrated this riot look like they are high af. There's a pic of one guy foaming at the mouth?!?!

@damienboatwright5307

3 жыл бұрын

Too much Cattimine.

@zachb1494

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Antifa usually act that way

The snake part is absolute gold. Give the one with the idea a big raise.

Kimmels monologues are a level above the rest right now.

@reonmaterman6600

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely, Stephen Colbert is pretty on point currently too

Lindsey a just trying to save apparences... “I got nothing to do with what happened.” He s guilty as the other gops.

@grtxyz4358

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, he’s a hypocrite, their behaviour has been like these hooligans except dressed in words...

@pdute1

3 жыл бұрын

Miss Lindsey gots the 'Vapors!'

@MadPrinceSheo

3 жыл бұрын

He is definitely one of the major actors who started this violent coup.

Trump: I'll make America great again, just like Germany in the 40's

@mcfcguvnors

3 жыл бұрын

30s :) 1933 REICHSTAG TAKE OVER - same MO used for this

@marenhuwald6395

3 жыл бұрын

At least the US helped Gemany after the war . As a child I remember those little rations handed out in school. My first crackers and chewing gum.

@shinybeast8946

3 жыл бұрын

Lowest unemployment in 50 years before the china virus.

@paulm8830

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinybeast8946 you might want to look at the unemployment rate when Obama took office and what it was when he left . I’ve seen it went from 7.8% down to 4.7 % . The unemployment rate was already going down when trump took office it went from 4.7 % to 3.5 % . It was the lowest but trump was just ridding on Obama’s coat tails and it was not as big of a percentage drop as Obama’s . Look up trumps vs Obamas economy on multiple websites .

@shinybeast8946

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulm8830 It was going down steadily since Bush too so......

"At this rate we'll be lucky if we even have a history for them to be ashamed of" My thoughts exactly.

"What are the odds he pardons these animals before he goes out." Just another in a long list of reasons to invoke the 25th.

@marcwheeler4406

3 жыл бұрын

I believe once your pardon you cant ever invoke a 5th amendment right...so if they choose to be involved in any future crime they cant protect them shelfs with the right of self incrimination....

The guy on his front porch screaming was me at my TV

@rendacynkum8402

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, being appalled.

@be-nice7511

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@IReadBannedBooks24

3 жыл бұрын

Me as well!!! All those horrible Republicans!

Thanks Jimmy for getting me through covid and trump!!!!#

Please make history. Impeach him again. He'll be the first president who gets impeached twice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@trishverdadan3756

3 жыл бұрын

I call that Winning Bigly.

@FredrickTheMoose2007

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope he gets impeached, because then he can never run again, and he loses the lifetime secret service protection that former presidents get.

@danielblythe5337

3 жыл бұрын

That's winning bigly? Democrats lost on this one twice. Shows now as being twice as likely they had ulterior motives! They even beat a dead horse on the second one. Brilliant!

Genius has it's limits, but stupidity knows no bounds.

@naomideguyane

3 жыл бұрын

Einstein said that -_-

@BeachBushandBeyond

3 жыл бұрын

Sorenstam is MAGA through and through. The scary type.

@magnusmadkrantz147

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeachBushandBeyond. I did not think a native Swede would go along with this criminal.

@BeachBushandBeyond

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnusmadkrantz147 its sad isn't. I took a look at her Twitter a few days ago....it was a list of the worst of the worst alt right....She has since deleted over 100 but there is still enough to see who she is as a person.

@magnusmadkrantz147

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeachBushandBeyond. As an native Swede I am disgusted.

Ty, jimmy for telling it like it is,

“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in” ..... I don’t think I will ever forget that. 😯

@lalaj5831

3 жыл бұрын

The moment Trump told that snake story I knew he was talking about himself.

@robinnewton1061

3 жыл бұрын

I love that song my daddy use to sing it when I was a teenager. I’m 66 yrs. proud to have live this long and healthy 😄

@robinnewton1061

3 жыл бұрын

By the way ...that song ic called Tender hearted woman by Al Wilson

@leehall4595

3 жыл бұрын

@@robinnewton1061 Keep on keeping on.

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone impressed with the deepity of the song...should google "The Frog and the Scorpion." The better version the lyricist copied from.

When you elect a clown, you get a circus, Period.

@shinybeast8946

3 жыл бұрын

Just look at Obama and Clinton.

@damienboatwright5307

3 жыл бұрын

Ol Zach & your a Real Clown lol!

@OldSchoolXP

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinybeast8946 dude seriously you must be proud that this happened.. just walk away and hide back under youre rock. You people are deplorable.

@shinybeast8946

3 жыл бұрын

@@OldSchoolXP Thanks Hilary.

@OldSchoolXP

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinybeast8946 oooo is that what calls for as an insult these days. Sadly though unlike you and youre crowd atleast they haven't killed anyone just because youre all throwing a fit over losing lmao. But hey you know cant blame you all to much I mean youre just traitors to the entire nation and need excuses as well lies to get by and not feel like you let the nation down

12:41 This needs to absolutely become a meme. 😂😂😂

*“They did not see this coming. They are na-zis.”* Best one!

@MarcKloos

3 жыл бұрын

Not-see's

@Akhil-vq5ds

3 жыл бұрын

Hasan Minhaj said this during the correspondent's dinner speech.

@abelis644

3 жыл бұрын

Not-sees...

@ripadipaflipa4672

3 жыл бұрын

If they were a BLM group they would have been more than prepared

@baronharkonnen7894

3 жыл бұрын

Hasan used it in the correspondents' dinner

“An open enemy is better than a false friend.”

@napoleonlaguerre8248

3 жыл бұрын

True

@marenhuwald6395

3 жыл бұрын

Open and Trump do not go together.

@ittaitta5162

3 жыл бұрын

Well said.

@lindalala5813

3 жыл бұрын

I believe him to be both,from his Own Mouth....

Thank you for these videos. I get my news from them. You, Jimmy, are a true patriot. I’ve known you since your Kroq days. Glad to see you succeed.

@TheGuy-pi4qm

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this comment is gold!

I Would rather take a knee than destroy federal property in protest of injustice!

Now everyone knows who these people are. Hope they get prosecuted.

@DarkBunnyLord

3 жыл бұрын

Some will but the real problem is here the senators that fed this bullshit will get away with it even though they’re are complicit in causing this and totally unrepentant.

@marenhuwald6395

3 жыл бұрын

Keep on dreaming. Corruption is everywhere.

@andrewmastin4312

3 жыл бұрын

I’m hoping that with a new Dem majority, the Senate votes to expel Hawley, Cruz and the others who joined Trump’s attempted coup. They’ve clearly violated their oath of office, and the procedure for expelling them is right there in Article I of the Constitution.

@darleneshriver3270

3 жыл бұрын

They might be determined unable to mentally stand trial!

@jacksonteague8768

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Aunt Teefa is on a cruise to the Mediterranean. Leave her out of this.

@teresamendoza1194

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@FrannieMC69

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😉♥️

@mariastewart8810

3 жыл бұрын

😅😆😆😆

@HummerLove

3 жыл бұрын

If Obama didn't do it, Aunt Teefa did it!

@ninathompson3280

3 жыл бұрын

Well said, LOL!

Well good ol' Dereck got 3 months in jail, 3 years supervised probation and 4000 dollar fine. Now where's Diaperman to help his people?? He could afford to pay that. Nowhere to be found!!

Lol, I love you Jimmy. Always insightful, smart, kind and so funny.

"They did NOT SEE this coming... They're "Not-see's"" 😂

@thetinker2535

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I missed the word play!!

@jscan4442

3 жыл бұрын

This is genius. Thank you.

@stonedhomer621

3 жыл бұрын

Candy or fascist?

@scmscm1821

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny!!!

@HarlemSexyBlaqkat

3 жыл бұрын

😁

“The Vice Poodle is off the leash!”😆🤣😂😅

That snake 🐍 bit is right on point!!! Touché

They remind me of a bunch of neighborhood bullies who broke a neighbors window , and when the neighbor said which one of you broke my window - they all pointed at each other saying saying he did ...he did...he did..I didn't...he did

The tiny hole in the wall. 🤣

@ridabuk5952

3 жыл бұрын

Chicken hand 😂

@jstone247

3 жыл бұрын

I just got it.

At this point Iraq should send troops to protect America's democracy.

@jayneubauer8477

3 жыл бұрын

Turkey offered.

@emiynu

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Please don't give them any ideas. Hilarious for a headline in The Onion though.

@KittyKAT666Meow

3 жыл бұрын

I hear South Korea wants to do that to return the favor.

@ownSystem

3 жыл бұрын

Putin is offended. 🤣

@XxAramisxX

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll bet Mexico is considering paying for that wall now.

Well done, Jimmy.

That last bit, with the poem and cobra collar sums it all up. Thank you, Jimmy, your honest analysis is so welcome. Peace out.

48 hours later: Still Zero Consequences!

@Finwaell

3 жыл бұрын

there won't be any unless until the executive that incited it is no longer in power.

@sirf4ce

3 жыл бұрын

It's a dangerous precedent for a politicians to one of their own responsible for the words they speak. I don't think these guys are ready for that kind of commitment.

@sunshynea5151

3 жыл бұрын

4 years and there were no consequences why would there be consequences now when he has 2 weeks left in the office?They do this all the time, something horrible happens, they are all quick to go online, condemn and talk but nothing happens. America has been a joke to me since they elected Trump as president.

Jimmy, I loved your commentary, it was definitely on point.

Kimmel you are a legend.....well said! It's a revolution......this is crazy talk, have people in America actually lost their marbles

Love you Jimmy!!

"Shut up Sarah Palin..go back to your igloo!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@forgeustiss6667

3 жыл бұрын

That's an insult to Alaska's Native American population.

@porfiriato84

3 жыл бұрын

Should have said...ice cave?

@MisssKayy

3 жыл бұрын

I almost forgot about that dingbat!

@ShermanChris

3 жыл бұрын

And seal the hole with snow 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

"WE'RE STORMING THE CAPITOL, IT'S A REVOLUTION! WHY DID I GET MACED?!" 😂

@DebbieBensonpjc

3 жыл бұрын

She had an onion in that towel. She wasn’t even maced.

@666thunderz

3 жыл бұрын

Surprised that she was not shot

@DS127

3 жыл бұрын

@@DebbieBensonpjc Apparently some people use onions to help make tears to "flush out" stuff like mace or other irritants. IDK if that works, seems like it would just irritate things more, but people will believe all sorts of stuff...

@porschephile2k3

3 жыл бұрын

@@666thunderz She's white, she's not gonna get shot.

@AmateurContendr

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when the right advocated for gunning down BLM protestors for storming public streets?

This constantly kept making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣 the way he says everything with the small pauses and confusion of how to roast someone like you have way too many options 🤣 love it Jimmy kimmel

Beautiful and sweet Intro even though the subject itself is causing me headaches :) Thx Jimmy for another great video!

The tiny hole in the wall got me more than I’d like to admit.

That old white guy yelling at the terrorists from his stoop deserves the Medal Of Freedom.

@willritter4076

3 жыл бұрын

that dude was amazing, Jimmy needs to get him on the show... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there in '021.

@TAM2031006

3 жыл бұрын

@Quentin Styger as pathetic as we are you still wish you were us.

@tophatchaos8142

3 жыл бұрын

@Quentin Styger well, it was telling at a group of fascists, so it's definitely a step above the guards at the capitol hill

@Therealhtrinity

3 жыл бұрын

@Quentin Styger humor-it’s a healthy coping mechanism sometimes; try it sometime? I agree with the other commenter-you still wish you were us, as “pathetic” as you deem “us”.

@WWZenaDo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Therealhtrinity Worse yet, Hellige Trinity and others with such smug self-righteous attitudes likely are already enabling such malignant and despotic narcissists in their own ranks. Or perhaps allowing Putin to slither into THEIR election processes, too.

Jimmy,you nailed it!

I'm glad Jimmy did this one, I needed to get groggy to get some sleep.