So happy for all you American folks. You finally got Trump out of office.

@jimwind7589

3 жыл бұрын

It's been a long 4 years

@caydcrow5161

3 жыл бұрын

Not sure where u are from but tbh it doesn’t matter. I love how foreigners have opinions on our government! Just want you to know over 95% of Americans don’t give a f••• what happens in ur country. Unless u have resources we want.

@JoseRodrigues-ft5fn

3 жыл бұрын

@@caydcrow5161 Oh, don’t flatter yourselves. We foreigners have been paying attention the past 4 years primarily because it’s been like a very long Monty Python sketch. It’s called “entertainment “.

@makeyourself1988

3 жыл бұрын

@@caydcrow5161 okay. Thank you for that completely useless information.

52yrs later and not much changed. RIP MLK 🇺🇸

@garfield685

3 жыл бұрын

2 steps forward 3 steps back but let's keep on

@jamesmmcgill

3 жыл бұрын

Well, the 60s...

@donaldsmith7824

3 жыл бұрын

Skipping over increased polution, that’s change.

@g.moeller308

3 жыл бұрын

That's not true. My guess is that, unlike me, you weren't alive to see those days. Being defeatist won't help us fight these evil people. We need all hands on deck! Stand up and join in, this is war!

@freenorthkorea7317

3 жыл бұрын

@@g.moeller308 you missed the point of mlk. Light not dark bruh. We don't need war.

Holds a flag that says "Don't tread on me",,gets trampled to death. This story should be next to the dictionary description for "irony".

@busoptr

3 жыл бұрын

"Dont tread on me" but they tread on the rest of Americans. Ok.

Love you Jimmy. This was so right on!

"What do you have to lose?" Our democracy, our economy and our lives.

@jeffevans9836

3 жыл бұрын

...our children.

@teresaf991

3 жыл бұрын

Funny. How both sides say this. Of course one side applies it to absolute nonsense.

@CJ16055

3 жыл бұрын

Your soul? (Pulse of the maggots reference there)

@rizkybraymango9655

3 жыл бұрын

First of all... if America is like others democratic countries (using popular vote) TRUMP LOST 2016 and 2020! so we didn’t lose our democracy! Trump try to steal it by calling Secretary of Georgia that he needs 11k vote! And invited bunch of his slave to insult our capitol in hope to turn the election! Second our economy already ruined by this pandemic, lack of leadership and best of blaming others like china and the democrat is really cost us so much! China almost done vaccinated its own citizens and since November they already distributing their vaccine to some Asian and African countries, so DID AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?? And the last one! NO! we didn’t lose our lives! Black peoples lost their lives because some cops sitting on his neck, some our loves one lost their lives because lack of leadership on handling this pandemic, and we still call “ALL LIVES MATTER? we never seen white being slave for hundreds of years, we never seen white being call 911 for no fcking reason, we never seen white being sitting on their neck by police, its black, latino and asian! Karens call 911 for no fcking reason, tell them to go back to their country! Isnt we all NOT REAL AMERICAN? I mean white people came to this land brought hundreds of slave, killing its own REAL NATIVE AMERICAN and Called this land “their land” by taking it with force! So NO! We still Stand! And we not lose our lives yet! (If karen didn’t call the police)

@CJ16055

3 жыл бұрын

@@rizkybraymango9655 The irony of you talkin about Karens. You might wana calm down just a lil bud

No darn way does Don get to walk away with no liability or accountability, He must be held accountable for the damage and destruction he's caused the American people ! 🤬

@CabinetofThorns

3 жыл бұрын

Due to the fact that there are past cases where presidents couldn’t pardon themselves, unless the Supreme Court decides to go against those cases (as the constitution does not strictly say that the president can’t pardon himself), Trump will also not be able to pardon himself... maybe his family, but not himself

@mamageesgospel451

3 жыл бұрын

@@CabinetofThorns SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER TO ME ! 🤗👍🏿👍🏻

@rannaneumann8913

3 жыл бұрын

I bet the feds will be waiting for him on his way out!!!!

@wilmer89

3 жыл бұрын

@@rannaneumann8913 in your dreams

@mamageesgospel451

3 жыл бұрын

@@rannaneumann8913 THAT WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL THING ! 😁👍🏼👍🏿👍🏽👍🏻

thank you Jimmy for what you do. from the minute we went off the rails, you stepped up to the plate. And kudos to the team :)

@Lone2011Wolf

Жыл бұрын

Lol Jimmy is a joke

I first read this as trump's reign of terror, it was an unsettling hellish nightmare, but thanks to these late night guys we got a little escape.

@stephencolbertenerd8444

3 жыл бұрын

the comedy shows are terrible, just like their ratings!

@debrabaker2147

Жыл бұрын

Trump should be in prison along with Hannity, Matt gaetz and MTG and anyone else on Trump's team.

"Don't tread on me" .. Talk about irony with a dash of poetic justice

@annapurna391

3 жыл бұрын

That's the personification of irony.

@daphnemartinez5451

3 жыл бұрын

It would have been a funny joke but she died. Not cool

@mathewfinch

3 жыл бұрын

@@annapurna391 meh, some people deserve to be dead.

@nicolelawrence7722

3 жыл бұрын

@@mathewfinch She's from Georgia. When her family told the story to local reporters, they kept that same insurrection energy that....uh... she no longer has 😐😶☠

@flyyyjr

3 жыл бұрын

@@mathewfinch “....If it is “(“GODS’ “) wil, I believe that butfore it’s against the law some people need killing”!!! G-Mommie

He has a 29% approval rating. Still too freaking high! Smh

@AK-my4rn

3 жыл бұрын

According to what polls? His approval rating actually went up and is close to 50%....he was a president that kept his word and worked for the American people. But now that Biden in- no worries-taxes will go up, jobs will be relocated to other countries, our men & woman will b deployed again, criminals will b welcomed across the border, religion will be attacked....Sounds so wonderful!

@lexluthor2k5

3 жыл бұрын

@@AK-my4rn What are some specific credible examples of the "work" he did for the American people?

@cjscanlon0205

3 жыл бұрын

@@AK-my4rn what promises did he keep?

@hikoplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@AK-my4rn bwuhahahaha

@veronicawo3033

3 жыл бұрын

@@AK-my4rn who told you that? Trump?

Before I realized the footage of the characters leaving the white house was special effects, and I saw the guy carrying the golden toilet, I thought to myself "I accept that as credible".

@tomh.7585

3 жыл бұрын

The special effects they have nowadays is incredible! I thought it was real until the second guy with the toilet emerged lol. I like your name, by the way.

@benediktornhjaltason7948

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomh.7585 Thanks! It's an Icelandic name :)

@bbsy1

3 жыл бұрын

It’s real to me damn it!

@so5502

3 жыл бұрын

Which explains a lot about our current culture and the ignorant being those celebrating the departure of one of the greatest AMERICAN President's of ALL TIME. One day you may become truly "woke" and feel foolish for being so we'll deceived by the pandering Democrats, MSM (including FOX) and their BiG SiX elite owners. It's been one month and we now have no $2000 Stimulus (promised), waging war with Syria and Iran, paid out $500 million to an organization called WHO which was proven to have hidden the truth about China and Coronavirus from the world. Rejoined the Paris Climate Accord paying more than we did before and being the only member in good standing financial and above par environmentally like many of it's members. According to the current WH resident we didn't have a vaccine before he took office, yet he had his first shot in December and second before taking office in January. I could go on but it won't take much longer for others to see without having to point it out for them. Maybe you'll be one of them, perhaps not.

@iadorenewyork1

2 жыл бұрын

Me, too!

That shot of Chump's hair reminded me of Emille in Robocop after he got covered in toxic waste. :)

@theresamcdonald4730

3 жыл бұрын

Toxic waste!!! That's a great new nickname for trumpy!!!

@martybaldwin7844

3 жыл бұрын

trump’s disappearance from view right after the inauguration is because he’s having more hair plugs put in before he goes public or to prison. Can’t very well have all that done while one is in the White House.

I cannot believe Lindsay Graham has reversed position again!! How does this person stay in office?!?

@mortyjansen399

3 жыл бұрын

By doing just this. .... checking the temperature each day and then change his mind accordingly. .... he has to be elected by one of the dumbest states. After all the people keep electing him.

@melindac3368

3 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Robinson, I would really like to know what's wrong with him. The man just ain't right.

@heyammakkawi

3 жыл бұрын

Hypocrisy is a requirement to get the job !!

@Chauna30

3 жыл бұрын

Gerrymandering plus probably by doing some of the things he was suggesting to GA sec. Of state🤷🏾

@camielkotte

3 жыл бұрын

Blackmail

The next two days will be the longest month ever!

@janaleland9038

3 жыл бұрын

NO KIDDING!!!

@DisneyCruiseShip

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed(: But hopefully it will go by fast! Because it's 1 more day.

@joedufour8188

3 жыл бұрын

Less than 36 hours to go.

@muskyoxes

3 жыл бұрын

Assuming the national guard doesn't hand trump the presidency, i'll be celebrating like new years eve, because 2021 doesn't start until trump is physically out of power.

@lyndsay369

3 жыл бұрын

seriously!!! make it go faster!!

"Don't thread on me" I guess they didnt listen XD XD XD

@3.k

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, they just couldn’t read.

@shandabrogdon2439

3 жыл бұрын

@@3.k Ugh! You took my comment 😂

@patriciawright8786

3 жыл бұрын

@@shandabrogdon2439 --Did you watch Biden being sworn in? HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!

@shandabrogdon2439

3 жыл бұрын

@@patriciawright8786 absolutely!

@brendasparkman2480

3 жыл бұрын

O my god he need some stiff stuff on that hair😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you Jimmy!!!

Lol the irony is painfully real. They really dont see it.

@bobbystroem8669

3 жыл бұрын

I got 20 20

@jackcopper7479

3 жыл бұрын

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

@stevesloan7132

3 жыл бұрын

Too stupid to know. Puts one in mind of that line from Walter Scott. If they could only see themselves as others see them.

@JenA2145

3 жыл бұрын

🎶"...it's like rain on your wedding day..."🎶

@margaretadam2222

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevesloan7132 True but that quote is from Robert Burns. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Thank you to everyone that voted! YOU ARE WHAT MADE THIS HAPPEN ❤❤❤

@terryck1000

3 жыл бұрын

Does that include all of the dead people who voted?

@an8790

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you old granny Bertha, 152 years old and still voting.

@mxp5525

Жыл бұрын

huh?

@davidlopez3911

Жыл бұрын

@@terryck1000 Right? especially after they produced all that evidence, and every court in the land found it so believable that they all unanimously decided to uphold Trump`s allegations. I don't get it, what were they thinking...... save it Terry, He`s done.

@LawandGossip

Жыл бұрын

@@terryck1000 sure, including the ones that voted for Trump in GA …

The recount of Monti Cristo .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best line ever. Kudos 👍

You forgot about the genius who tazed himself in the nuts and died of a heart attack.

@melissawarner6528

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favourite part of him doing his own rendition of chestnuts roasting on a open tasing fire. Good riddance to bad rubbish now let’s watch Biden he can’t do any worse

@Cdr_Mansfield_Cumming

3 жыл бұрын

🤭🤭

Kimmel team's writing is some of the best

Don't call them 'animals'. Animals don't act so pathetically.

@rlo2367

3 жыл бұрын

The proper term would be Savages.

@maryelizabeth6797

3 жыл бұрын

Ants attacks are planned out better.

@Caspero68o

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@joesarr1671

3 жыл бұрын

Call them by their true name REPUBLICAN.

@leonardobrien

3 жыл бұрын

agreed. I really hate that term. I've never met a psychopath cat or dog. Plenty of psycho people though.

"I guess they didn't listen" - to the women who got trampled holding a "Don't tread on me" flag LOL

@grungestoryteller

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@AZ29174

3 жыл бұрын

Oh! The irony!!! 😂😂😂😂

@guiniverebehounek6174

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lilydoxie6228

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ninabirdsong9910

3 жыл бұрын

It can't get any better than that!!😂😂

Doesn't Trump know that bald is in? He should shave his head.

@stephencolbertenerd8444

3 жыл бұрын

you conformist, are enjoying communism

@rhondasisson1681

3 жыл бұрын

Nasty hair bad hairdresser toilet paper on his shoe was the best

@robinbecker6108

3 жыл бұрын

How about with his "enormous wealth" he got a hair transplant or even a good wig?

We need to stop calling them rioters and calling them what they really are there terrorists

@MrPossum077

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, but you gotta lump in Antifa and BLM "protestors"

@StaceyJoseph920

3 жыл бұрын

Say it sister! Based on their perspective peaceful protestors are rioters and they were nowhere close to being peaceful. That surely wasn't a protest but rather a premeditated attack on the government. Evil, hateful terrorist is exactly what they are!

@philippe939

3 жыл бұрын

And not American..

@MrPossum077

3 жыл бұрын

@@StaceyJoseph920 Agree 100% that they are rioters. But they really need to include the BLM and Antifa riots into the same category.

@judyl.761

3 жыл бұрын

They are not rioters. They are TREASONISTS! They should be hung for treason. Betraying one’s own country!!!

Let's be clear, *WE* are not destroying the Republican Party, *THEY* did that themselves. *WE* are just holding them accountable for the things they've done.

@berniecom728

3 жыл бұрын

Lets see if they learn anything, " I don't know the guy, I never heard of him, we taken pictures together, Trump who?

@AaronCatling

3 жыл бұрын

What did they do to them selves

@gaylew1744

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Jeff_Pryce

3 жыл бұрын

They’re reaping what they sowed.

@caramelkisses8396

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Trump might not be President anymore but he's still going to live rent free in Jimmys head forever. LMAO!!!!

Love you Jimmy.

Shakespeare, Tarantino, and George RR Martin combined couldn’t create a villain like Lindsey Graham.

@worldcitizeng6507

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget Mitch, Ted, Jim jordan

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

You made me laugh. God bless you

@TVeldhorst

3 жыл бұрын

Stephen King might...

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

@@TVeldhorst why are y'all so witty

@maniak1768

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because they couldn't imagine humans having so little self-respect.

"Pardons are a weird thing to put a criminal in charge of."

@robertsipes7391

3 жыл бұрын

The keys to the jailhouse.

@trixie6793

3 жыл бұрын

No...but we all know he did not have carnal knowledge with that gurl...

@richbird2812

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomas6069 which Clinton?

@vb1816

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomas6069 I don't think Clinton is on the same playing field as t****.

@classical7

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic isn't it?

Thank God it's over. Time to heal.

THIS TYPE OF THING CAN ONLY HAPPEN WHEN YOU ARE HYPNOTIZED BY HATRED!!🤔

The "Don't Tread On Me' lady might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

@AshleyCiera

3 жыл бұрын

😂😩🤦🏾‍♀️

@phylis3917

3 жыл бұрын

That was some bizarre karma - freaky.

@fatfreddyscat5767

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously..u can't make this stuff up!

@lionharehart

3 жыл бұрын

Karma!

@EulersDisc

3 жыл бұрын

She earned a Darwin Award ... “The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner!

I thought gold toilet was real just for a wee second 😅

"Don't tread on me. I guess they didn't listen." 😬

@harveycan5820

3 жыл бұрын

They just couldn't read the flag... MAGA is as many letters as Trumpers can read... But--They believe in Trum!

"The uni bomber, what a blast from the past"

I still can’t believe they recorded their crimes 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@alyteima4185

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t. The Nazis took detailed notes. Books and books

@alyteima4185

3 жыл бұрын

@Alicia Espinosa sadly. And these idiots did the same thing. Good news for us but sad for the state of this country (and its intelligence level)

@LadyhawksLairDotCom

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Dunning-Kruger Effect.

@pascoe65

3 жыл бұрын

What no media files on BLACK live matter & Antifa videos FBI democrats crime's wow. Funny the world is watching very close at the double standards going on with Trump supporters.

@alyteima4185

3 жыл бұрын

@@pascoe65 keep going down the seditious ridiculous rabbit hole. You won’t be missed

In a measure of how bonkers everything is, I honestly thought that golden commode bit was real until it was followed by the hamburglar.

@stefanieohrt6696

3 жыл бұрын

Dont feel bad, I wasn’t sure until the shaman guy, and even then I was only sure because that guy is in jail in like Arizona. Because trump is just that insane that all those things could be possible. 😩🙄

@sassysarina9718

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the famous toilet actually was really coming out

@fisherking7798

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too it really goes to show how crazy things are

@freenorthkorea7317

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@marionoz9980

3 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

29% approval rating. 2-4: 61% approval rating for Joe. How would Kayleigh spin that?

That has got to be the coolest hair hat I've ever seen in my life who does he think he's fooling with that little weave

Trump’s 4-year presidency will be remembered as a dark and sad period in the American history. It has exposed the fragility our democracy, and the problems in our society and education.

@joachimschoder

3 жыл бұрын

The one bright spot is that maybe it finally limited the growth of executive power.

@rkms5606

3 жыл бұрын

And the white supremacy built into the system that must be identified and excised.

@mrwilson7617

2 жыл бұрын

It has exposed the level of mental illness that is so pervasive in our country. You have to be crazy to support this hair topped meat bag

@sambelley9867

9 ай бұрын

This comment aged terribly, Trump's time was amazing for the economy, especially contrasted with the mess we are in with Sleepy Joe today. Talk about 4 dark years! Biden: "the ground in Hawaii is hot"

This has been the longest 4 years of my life.... It feels like it's been 20 years....

@littlevirus168

3 жыл бұрын

So. What was the hardest part, for you personally? I'm genuinely interested.

@briannamccloskey7947

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed Caroljo 420

@shaung358

3 жыл бұрын

@@littlevirus168 nothing they're snowflakes that probably looted stores during BLM terrorist attack organized by mainstream media

@CoolForSale

3 жыл бұрын

*The worst 4 years •of my 35 years of life under the Trump administration....and we all knew it would go down this way....not sure why the ignorance in rural America has no foresight.*

@KaySquared202

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaung358 looting a store is not the same as storming the US Capital and attempting to reverse a fair election. Please use your brain...it’s not that difficult

O god, the cringes on the faces of the grownups around trump when he lies, or boasts about the tiniest insignificancies. He'll never not be an embarrassment to himself and the nation.

They missed a trick not calling their fictional game show “pardon me” or “I beg your pardon”

As Mr. Honorè stated, “The best documented crime scene in history.” The rioters were the most smartest idiots of all time.

@caro.caro.9578

3 жыл бұрын

Magamorons with a capital M.

@honeybunch5765

3 жыл бұрын

I remember watching it unfold and all these videos they made of themselves and then posted it online, thinking to myself wth are they thinking? Did they think they will get away with it? How stupid can one be?!😃

@justanamerican9024

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid+ smart phones= Speechless police investigators shock how easy this is

@fatfreddyscat5767

3 жыл бұрын

Mebbe those MAGAts think Dolt 45 will pardon them!

@jackcopper7479

3 жыл бұрын

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

"The Recount of Monte Cristoe." That's f**kin' excellent!

Finally a real person filled a vacant position from the past 4 years

@alpiston

3 жыл бұрын

Reptiloid you mean

@shonuff6221

3 жыл бұрын

@@alpiston Well, you’re right... that reptile did nothing last 4 years but been a clown

Who was surprised that Kimmel came out with this video?🤦‍♂️ I will be suprized about what new topics he will come out with. No more rinse and repeat.

ok, that edit with hamburglar leaving the white house was pretty good.

"its like raaaiiinn on your wedding day" just murdered me

@JenA2145

3 жыл бұрын

Alanis!

Wow at the tolerance you are preaching .

"Malaria- Melania Oops" I died XD

@martybaldwin7844

3 жыл бұрын

I used to defend her until the real Melania trump began to emerge. A trump is a trump, is a trump.

“Two things are infinite: The Universe and human stupidity” ~Albert Einstein~

@paulalim1476

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he add that he’s not so sure about the universe?

@thesubhumancomedy

3 жыл бұрын

...and I'm not sure about the former.

@thangnguyen02

3 жыл бұрын

"I've never said that." ~Albert Einstein~

@3mtech

3 жыл бұрын

Did he have a visa? Oh, wait...

@3x3mm

3 жыл бұрын

@@thangnguyen02 yea idk....Einstein is one of my fav ppl.😄

2 days to go 🤩🤩

@bruiz5240

3 жыл бұрын

Tick tock tick tock⌚

@williambilly3269

3 жыл бұрын

😷🙏🤞

Thanks for giving me a smile. After so much crazy sad confusion, it was much needed.

Jimmy the PUPPET Kimmel 👍🏻

These comedians just casually documenting history lmao

@jayrogers8041

3 жыл бұрын

The rest of the world laughing at u laughing

@Pilotin74

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayrogers8041 O.K. your point?

@Dantana510

3 жыл бұрын

This comedians really are a joke all we heard was Trump for four years now let’s see what they have to say they might cancel all their shows nothing to joke about anymore. Liberal snowflakes.

@LuisRodriguez-qy5xw

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dantana510 cry loser

@kimberlys8422

3 жыл бұрын

I'm one of those old people who was getting ready for school on 9/11 and saw the first plane hit the North Tower, by the time I got to school we all learned it was a terrorist attack.... Trump was happy it made trump tower the tallest in NY

Eurg! Glad we are not going to hear "No other president" ever again.

@willritter4076

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the resilience of the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

@angelotro

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine past presidents, live & dead, thinking "...thank God!".

@kidjewel1468

3 жыл бұрын

@Clash Clan Wow!!

@teresaf991

3 жыл бұрын

..."the likes of which no one has ever seen before"...

@CAD-th1qe

3 жыл бұрын

kimmel go back to bed you overpaid clown.

My thoughts during the recordings: Doesn't anyone pay credits for this talented bard in the back? How could one name this kind of joyful music celebration?!?

@TheMeloettaful

3 жыл бұрын

I know right! Why is no one talking about this guy's magical singing prowess lol 😂!

@jackelineojeda4520

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Haven't watch you in four years...that will not change !

These people were the physical manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

@Lion-OandSnarf

3 жыл бұрын

They’re on Mount Stupid.

@PADS62

3 жыл бұрын

What the F is the Dunning-Kruger Effect? I actually might know it, but because of years and years of 2 Really strong sleep meds, STOLE my f'ing Memory!! 😠😡😢 And so if someone tells me something I actually know is when I Actually DO KNOW IT! 😂

@corxter

3 жыл бұрын

@@PADS62 The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. It is related to the cognitive bias of illusory superiority and comes from people's inability to recognize their lack of ability. Without the self-awareness of metacognition, people cannot objectively evaluate their level of competence.

@CJ16055

3 жыл бұрын

@@PADS62 You could have googled that....Guess it doesnt apply to you though cos you dont seem to think your bright.

@NKA23

3 жыл бұрын

@@PADS62 In simple terms the Dunning-Kruger-Effect is when stupid people don't realize that they're stupid and believe they were smart, because they're too stupid to understand how stupid they are.

Spring cleaning comes early this year. Taking out the trash on Wednesday.

@flyte3449

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@fatfreddyscat5767

3 жыл бұрын

Good Riddance to bad rubbish!

@TaunTaunTundra4477

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatfreddyscat5767 well that would be an insult to Garbage, Rubbish and Trash Though

@sgarrett9446

3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that!

Hallelujah!!!!

Kimmel is the brightest and most sincere of all the late night hosts and has decided to take the career risks that come with deprecating half the country-the half that is dumber than dirt and/or knuckle dragging thugs.

Trump finally got one right, "No other president has ever done that!"

@chrisdc0407

3 жыл бұрын

No other president has incited an insurrection and been impeached twice.

@timmmahhhh

3 жыл бұрын

@@trialandterror I'm sure on some of tRump's actions even JD is saying WTF.

@andrzejjackiewicz7838

3 жыл бұрын

No president has ever stolen an election by himself.

Watching those guys trying to make sense of a simple binder reminded me of when Zoolander was trying to get into the iMac

@phoenixlight1111

3 жыл бұрын

LOL...hahaha, me too :)

@Tonyhouse1168

3 жыл бұрын

Ooooooohhhhh, the files are IN the computer...

@kamihayes5147

3 жыл бұрын

Literally watched that today lol

Hit the thumbs up before it even played. Love you Jimmy ❤

Brilliant Jimmy Kimmel Live and Crew! Thanks for helping win the war.

you really called her "Malaria" accidentaly? genius

@frankperino4215

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer Melanoma....

You can't spell red hat without "hatred" Seems fitting. Thanks Muh-gaw.

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh this is pure genius

@PADS62

3 жыл бұрын

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@wilmer89

3 жыл бұрын

The red hats aren't the ones calling people evil snakes and monsters

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

@@PADS62 Unh thanks but is everything alright? I mean that's very nice of you but i guess my comment is quite undeserving of so many likes

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilmer89 man it's just a joke, everyone is bad to someone.

"Malaria oops Melania" I laughed in the middle of sleep. I was half asleep.🤣😂

Come on. America. A word with yourself.

I love how the guys with bike helmets are miserably failing at reading documents and at pretending they know what they’re reading 😂

@debhammersley6756

3 жыл бұрын

CGMe 😆😆😆😆😆

@nrr3186

3 жыл бұрын

... forgot to mention the background serenade.....LOL

@JohnSmith-vc3bq

3 жыл бұрын

Peek a boo 👺👿🎃☠️

@nolangalivan5172

3 жыл бұрын

C and he I I hi ïyhggggf

@faithbrooks8922

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that... they are shuffling through paper like they know what they are reading 🤣🤣🤣

Okay I'm not going to lie, I thought the golden toilet was legit for a couple seconds.

@Bildgesmythe

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@bernadettematera-stacey1982

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. And then we saw the Hamburglar. Loved it!

@brendaschultz7161

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Would it really be surprising at this point?

@Nina525

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 the hamburdler was great!!

@youreoffline4934

3 жыл бұрын

It was sus from the start but looked so real

Kimmel, you are a genious

Between that combover shell, his orange mask, and mind trick he pulls on his monions, The Idiot is like some sort of horrific yet cowardly Anakin Skywalker

How he was ever elected to begin with...I will never understand.

@xxdogsouljaxx

3 жыл бұрын

"eLeCtIoN fRaUd" - trumper

@killaseason82

3 жыл бұрын

America fell asleep at the wheel

@TSAVVVV

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the whole russian collusion was actually real. I just don't see how trump won in 2016.

@zyawotha

3 жыл бұрын

as an australian i will never understand

@charlies8282

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people weren’t keen on Hillary, and so many just didnt bother going to vote at all.

Freaking, gobsmacking spot on. Damn, Jimmy, you affirm, entertain. Make us better. Nothing stretched out, blown up, just reported in a fun way. Hell of a serious talent.

Thank God

"All these products ACTUALLY exist" LOL XD

@martybaldwin7844

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever see the trump DOOR MAT? Hysterical!

The Nazis also documented their atrocities.

@Feintgames

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. So true.

@noahbushnoe2795

3 жыл бұрын

We should give them iron eagles

@luciav3862

3 жыл бұрын

That's right and the Demo-rats have a very long list

@noahbushnoe2795

3 жыл бұрын

@@luciav3862 woah calm down pal, we're not the ones that started the riot on the Capitol building

@tohellorbarbados7119

3 жыл бұрын

@@luciav3862 You've just identified yourself: you know that?

I miss the day when Bush Jr. wished Obama best wishes for the betterment of the country...

@luciav3862

3 жыл бұрын

Peas in a pod. Get the TRUMP Vaccine

@muskyoxes

3 жыл бұрын

And then Rush said "i hope he fails", and the republicans in congress held a meeting to block any and everything Obama would ever do, up to and including filibustering their own bills, and a movement called Taxed Enough Already started at a time when their taxes were the lowest in two generations. Bush Jr and the republicans never deserve credit.

@joachimschoder

3 жыл бұрын

@@luciav3862 You mean the one funded by German tax payer money developed in Germany? Oh right. Trump demands credit for everything.

@icin4d

3 жыл бұрын

After Trump's insane inaugural speech, you can see Obama telling Trump, "Good Job."

All jokes aside I wonder how these late night shows will be able to run without making joke of Trump 😁

you are the only one whom I depend for weekly news... of US and A

"These geniuses documented their crimes for the FBI to see"lol

@lindastruckus776

3 жыл бұрын

Saving taxpayers a butt-load on investigating them🤑

@casey4602

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@karenn8512

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that they documented their crime, indicates they know the PRIVILEGE that is given to them, DAMN SHAME.

"He's crazy, he's a douchbag." 😂😂😂😂😂 Man, I love Guillermo.

4 days later and I still appreciate this video. So weird but true.

@rubendaniel2214

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Kathleen how are you doing hope you are having a great day

@LoveAlwaysAlwaysLove

3 жыл бұрын

@@rubendaniel2214 You joined 1 month ago according to your profile pic and this video is from 4 months ago. Odd really.

Best review of trumps organized crime time in office EVER, thanks Jimmy you're a TRUE patriot!

We're at the end, folks. Thank you Jesus...now that the orange demon will be gone on Wednesday, let the criminal charges and lawsuits begin

@HeXxGuyy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 🙌🏽

@troyaturner1979

3 жыл бұрын

@Jane Elliots I'll bring the butter😁🤣

@TheKing-dm3br

3 жыл бұрын

@@troyaturner1979 I’ll bring the soda! What’s ya flavor?

@troyaturner1979

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKing-dm3br fruit punch please! 🙌🏿🙏🏾

wearing a censored mask while addressing congress, while televised...huge brains, the biggest brains, everyone is saying it, lol.

@melindac3368

3 жыл бұрын

They take after their dear leader, all stable geniuses. I've heard it from a lot of people.

@jackcopper7479

3 жыл бұрын

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

@aleisaetheridge8682

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I love both of these comments. Ugh I really hate the sound of Trumps voice and I'm really sick of hearing Him say those words. No other President has done this r no one knows r all the other idiotic things Trumps says. Well He won the NO OTHER PRESIDENT HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE AWARD. No other President has been IMPEACH twice no other President incited a riot before and NO OTHER PRESIDENT CAUSED SO MANY PEOPLE TO DIE BEFORE BECAUSE THEY JUST DIDNT CARE AND WERE AWFUL AND THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY , DONALD TRUMP WINS THAT HANDS DOWN.

@shaykitty6139

3 жыл бұрын

She got her ged right before the election, guess no civics classes included

@luciav3862

3 жыл бұрын

And 190 brainless pinkos

Thanks for all jokes, it really helped the last couple of months. At the end of the day, if i couldn't laugh about it , i would have gone insane. Thanks again Jimmy Kimmel Show

@peterm4381

3 жыл бұрын

Probably won't be laughing for long as Biden destroys the economy and as usual lies about it all. But oops I guess he forgot what he said!!!

Love it !!!

8:46-8:47: "No other President's done what I've done." Let's hope that no other President ever does...

@ellendolber2765

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my, you're absolutely correct!

@terencedove5047

3 жыл бұрын

@@ellendolber2765 ...thank you. May God bless us all with a better and happier future...

@jmc4509

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!!

@MrRyan-wu4jx

3 жыл бұрын

@Coach Carie “you can’t heal as good as we can because you suck!” That’s what you just said. Did Mexico pay for that wall? Do we even have a Wall?

@jmc4509

3 жыл бұрын

I like integrity, character, unity, BLM, empathy, equal rights, LGBTQ equality, human rights, transparency, truth, humility, love for one another, compassion, people who believe in each other not just themselves.... CHANGE, and today... I get to celebrate all of that!!! Proud and excited for today’s inauguration. My point couldn’t be made better by the fact that the former president will not attend. Moving forward and moving on.

Let your daughter sing the opening again! I just love her shes so cute when shes says " ridiculous"

@sanskarraikar1095

3 жыл бұрын

yeh the intro was sooo sweet and cute

@hks2377

3 жыл бұрын

I think she says “ticklish”. Lol

@melancholygirl840

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it is?

@jackcopper7479

3 жыл бұрын

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

@Jadeskorpion

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcopper7479 reported for spamming.

Shocking

I liked the way how sarcastically the guy carrying the gold commode was cgi’d

I spit out when drink when Guillermo said “yea He’s a douchbag” lol I just wasn’t expecting that

@melissarobinson9618

3 жыл бұрын

🤣👍

@peacepantherproductions

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yes it was priceless

@mm12345777

3 жыл бұрын

Guillermo is sick of this sh*t like the rest of us!!! 😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻 1 more day!!!

@flyyyjr

3 жыл бұрын

“....Hey somebody call George Lopez up, you wanna cry dying & have your spleen split...OMG you’ll never hear stuff like how much he wants too do too DUMPTY, that man can’t stand DUMPTY, but, take ⚠️ “!!! G-Mommie

@thacrypt223

3 жыл бұрын

Best response. Almost choked on my drink when he said it:D

Love watching your show..RIP MLK

I lost it when he interrupted Melania’s speech. It reminded me of Kanye and Taylor Swift. The account being blocked really sent me over lol.

“It’s like raaain on your wedding day.” Missed the joke sis!!!