I am TERRIFIED of how this will go... And I am an Italian living in Italy.

@overthemoon9941

3 жыл бұрын

Love 🇮🇹 Italy...will u let us in...?u know just in case KARMA doesn’t SHOW UP....🤦‍♀️🤞🤞😭

@jonathanjflow9934

3 жыл бұрын

no one cares about italy

@user-cc6zq4ni3u

3 жыл бұрын

Pray for us

@kathypiazza7228

3 жыл бұрын

🇨🇦 worried too, bello!

@JB-zs1oq

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanjflow9934Who gave you the right to speak on behalf of everybody? Are you by chance a trump supporter?

Guillermo’s laughter is incomparable, and very comforting too! 😄

@hogansmith2937

2 жыл бұрын

He’s my favorite part of the show 🤣

"Maybe he should start saying things softly and with shame." - That sent me

I already live in Canada. I don’t know how much further north I can move.

@yelljal2764

3 жыл бұрын

The north pole?

@aaronyyyy5358

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@user-uv4xm1lw9c

3 жыл бұрын

Dont go north Go West we party here

@tedtalks4933

3 жыл бұрын

Move further please

@JorgeRodriguez-de6eo

3 жыл бұрын

At this point you might wanna come south

Comparing himself to Jesus... Yeah- so humble!

@didarden

3 жыл бұрын

May God forgive him😖

Trumps new hat should say “Made America hate again “

Get drunk so you can get through this. Sounds like my strategy for the past 4 years.

He will leave as much a mess as he possibly can, he cares nothing about america

@jaylin3906

3 жыл бұрын

Moving up the ranks in the Church of L. Ron Hubbard apparently takes it's toll on people.

@eddfryer

3 жыл бұрын

I think you are absolutely correct!!

@lightninggaming016

3 жыл бұрын

@my self Yourself umm you mean failures lol

@rosiegalvan5069

3 жыл бұрын

And he wants to see Joe fail.

That baby...I needed the adorableness to comfort myself from the catastrophic shitshow that has been the last 4 years, 4 months, 4 days, 4 hours... ...it’s disheartening how many stupid people we still have in the US.

“If you drink it now, you might not be able to remember the last four years”

Watching this after Jan 6th, alarmingly prescient. Just like COVID, we didn't take it seriously soon enough... let's not do the same for climate change. Honestly, being good to the planet is good for Everyone! E PLURIBUS UNUM, y'all🇺🇸

this is so satisfying to watch now that he lost :D

I have ask a question. I am a South African in SA and I don't understand USA concept of Democracy. Here when it is election it is one person one vote. But inthe US everyone votes but their vote doesn't count, becuse at the end of the day its the outcome of the Electoral Council vote that determines who wins. Where is the Democracy in that. Why waste time on and money counting millions of votes if they really count the 500 and odd from the Electoral Council? Please explain

@victoriavinson8401

3 жыл бұрын

We don't understand it either. The electoral college needs to be gotten rid of.

@valeriemacfair2205

3 жыл бұрын

You're not the only one to NOT understand American eccentricities. "Electoral college" "filibustering" "gerrymandering" are notions beyond odd. I doubt that the "fire Fauci" crowd understand much of anything either.

@astrabula329

3 жыл бұрын

That is 100% correct!!!! It is absolutely unbelievable and ridiculous!

@Lordpianz

3 жыл бұрын

as an american ..i can't figure it out...the system is corrupt...it makes zero sense

@magnetiktrax

3 жыл бұрын

US "democracy" is like Russian "democracy". Hope that helps.

Bidens' slogan: "Make America educated again"

@lightninggaming016

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol it need to be educated

My God; that little girl is so freaking adorable, I just wanted to give her the biggest hug, buy her a whole mess of candy and tell her everything is going to be OK. :)

Watching this after 4 months and see how the reality actually span out

My 17 year old brother asked our parents if he’s allowed to drink if trump wins

@overthemoon9941

3 жыл бұрын

how could he be misled so young ...?

@kmarkley4521

3 жыл бұрын

@@overthemoon9941 he wasn’t. Both of us have been encouraged to think critically and make our own opinions. He looked at the fact that we do hundreds of school shooter drills a year and decided he wanted a change. He looked at the fact that his bisexual sister was being marginalized and decided he wanted a change. He looked at the fact that because of climate change he might not have a future and decided he wanted a change. He thought for himself. And if you’re talking about the drinking, my parents said yes but only on the condition that he does it safely, at home, and with them present.

@BrokenBeyondRepair20

3 жыл бұрын

I just gotta say come to England and here can drink at 18 🙃

@Vladi0310

3 жыл бұрын

@@kmarkley4521 and he thought Trump is a better choice than Biden??)

@kmarkley4521

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vladi0310 no? He’d be drinking because Trump winning would be a bad thing.

Jimmy Thank you for not making me go crazy.

@Always_Right00

3 жыл бұрын

Youre crazy without jimbos help

I love Jimmy more than anyone else that hosts tv ❤

@hanagueen5535

2 жыл бұрын

Me too♥️♥️♥️

Dolly Parton supports Biden, for those you who, like me, only know a few of these young ones. Everyone knows about Cher, because she's sung, but Dolly just talked.

@normannoury4934

3 жыл бұрын

And not to mention Jon Bon Jovi!

@jazzmanchgo

3 жыл бұрын

Bless her heart! God bless Dolly.

@rmn1titw392

3 жыл бұрын

I saw Stephen Colbert they were both on it before the election.

Jimmy…you rock!!!

Can't sleep waiting for the result. Who still up?

@rosiegalvan5069

3 жыл бұрын

I have been up for days. Was a little more hopeful yesterday but as the ballot counting goes on I feel a sense of dread that Trump can still win. I am praying harder than I have ever done before for Biden.

@anonymoussoda

3 жыл бұрын

@@rosiegalvan5069 another long night and possibly long day tomorrow

Jimmy always make me laugh 😂😂😂and Guillermo too

Jimmies videos for these 4 days will be taught in history lessons oneday 😂😂

“It’s like we’re being threatened by a zombie attack” I mean, aren’t we?

I can't stomach listening to him anymore!

Lmaooo the reporters face😂😂

How can u not like Jimmy and Guillermo 😂😂😂

Our Pretzels are being threatened 🤣🤣

So if every citizen voted on Tuesday in person, that can be counted, but part of the citizens voting per mail that can not be counted on the same day? Other countries can manage that

@Always_Right00

3 жыл бұрын

Do you not get how mail works?

@Always_Right00

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Krigers usa usually has like 70% less mail in votes. That is how it usually works. Covid and democrats happened so theres ass loads of scared people this time. Pretty sure we find out the next day every single time. Bush/Gore maybe? PS other countrys are 1/16 the population of "other countrys" besides asian places.

@strawberrybird7319

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Krigers I‘m European and that’s not entirely true. We don’t have that many mail votes usually but they are also counted until 2 days after the election. They normally don’t throw the results over because, you know, we have more than 2 parties to vote on....

@deepbluebreath

3 жыл бұрын

@@strawberrybird7319 which country?

@Eris-_

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Krigers Wrong.

Beatles fans are now burning The Art of the Deal all around the world.

What does it say when the “president” is so hated that he needs to protect himself from the citizens of the country that he is supposed to he leading.

I’m getting through Election Day by not talking to my grandparents, or any other racist xenophobes.

Jimmy I love you, you always have me laughing the whole show😭

trump - "if you ain't cheating you aint trying"

Jimmy this had me in tears well played sir.

Too bad for Trump but I've already declared myself the winner.

@bananaface1445

3 жыл бұрын

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

@Vladi0310

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananaface1445 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

@danstan7274

3 жыл бұрын

The number are as best as they have ever been no one has had better numbers. You idiots are voting for this child? He can't even speak. Trumps openly racist he shared a openly racist video he was forced to take down. He said a judge couldn't work on his case because of his race the definition of racisim and called white suppremists good people

Hey Jimmy you’re allowed to come to Canada anytime you want man

If tequila is going to help me forget the last 4 yrs I am all for it and I don’t drink 🤣😂

He said "u might not even rem last 4 yrs"! HILARIOUS!

I take two medicines for Rheumatoid Arthritis, and I CANT DRINK ON THEM or I get brain shudders (horrible, feels similar to a seizure). I was never a big drinker anyway so not drinking is fine usually....BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😬

@rugby846

3 жыл бұрын

Hold strong💙

It’s almost 3 AM and I think I need to start drinking again

I LOVE Guillermo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Viva tequila!

At first I thought Amy Shumer was some sort of random, harried midwestern mom of four

Is Kirsty Alley related to Donald Trump? She speaks just the same way...

"Wherever you are, I want you to dim the lights" 👀 But my light is either on or off, Jimmy!

Well it's like 24 hours later and I think I"ll roll my self another.

Some weed also helps through the election night.

@Rich-bi6my

3 жыл бұрын

Dear America, Please do not burn sh** It is un-american and very stupid

@shinymobile

3 жыл бұрын

Some? I’m smoking way more than usual today

@normannoury4934

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinymobile I live in Saguenay, Québec. Matthew, the whole world is praying for the future of democracy, in the U.S.! I mean it may get ugly tonight, but the whole world is watching.

@victoriavinson8401

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinymobile Same here. Where's my pipe? Oh there it is.

@mattjohnston2

3 жыл бұрын

puff puff pass

These Trump supporters are all 😜. Cray cray.

No matter what the outcome of the election is.. the thing that really scares me is seeing how drastically divided the society is becoming on everything.. and how far or low people are ready to go now to defend or support their ideology. And they are ready to support the party or candidate on EVERY thing that they do.. Like you can still support trump but you dont have to defend or support EVERYTHING that he does.. you can support a candidate and also disagree on something with them.

Trump : if Biden wins I am leaving this country and will never be seen again Biden : “Bi Den”

@joepesci9439

3 жыл бұрын

Biden will never make it to the WHITE HOUSE.... AS SIMPLE AS THAT🤒

@legitttful

3 жыл бұрын

@@joepesci9439 yes he will trump will going to jail 🤣

@joepesci9439

3 жыл бұрын

@@legitttful KEEP Dream'in... 🤯

@legitttful

3 жыл бұрын

@@joepesci9439 coming soon jan 20 😂

@joepesci9439

3 жыл бұрын

@@legitttful 😘😘😘😘

I may never watch a movie with Kirstie Alley again ...

@latashiamorris5065

3 жыл бұрын

Her jolly ass hasn't been on any casting calls since cheers

@magnetiktrax

3 жыл бұрын

Crusty Alley.

@rosiegalvan5069

3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

Why is trump ... turning people against each other

@brandoblack7376

3 жыл бұрын

Its CNN MSNBC BLM CBS FaceBook Twitter that all have not accept Trump won 2016 not a career politician 47 years in office.. an only time Biden ever visit my reservation was this past week nothing in 47years I just goes to show how much career politicians pander for your vote....ps its america im entitled to free speech whether you all like it or not these Late Night Host forgot how to be funny and find good material unlike Jay Leno an Johnny Carson

@tomso9246

3 жыл бұрын

makes for a better REALITY SHOW...

@paullarge526

3 жыл бұрын

"A house divided against itself, cannot stand." Gospel of Mark 3:25.

@akram269

3 жыл бұрын

Bcoz all right winger hyper nationalist does the same,like modi in India hindu and muslim

@ebingeorge1996

3 жыл бұрын

@Lo Ki whos actually abusive . Biden is an idiot .

Omg that little Girl was so adorable

We do like you, but don’t come to Canada. You broke it, you need to fix your country. Sorry (just to be a polite Canadian).

@kyrabaabie4904

3 жыл бұрын

as an american i agree 😭

@corrinemills

3 жыл бұрын

Trump didn’t win the popular vote so a lot of Americans technically didn’t vote for him and aren’t the ones who messed up the country.

@CarCar75

3 жыл бұрын

Haha there should be a test when you cross the border to Canada or when signing the papers to move there and it’s just “did you vote for trump? Yes / No”

@lamonzeparker7744

3 жыл бұрын

imagine that russia did start a actual civil war in the us, 4 years ago.. ..that´s gangsta.

@GirlyDeadpool

3 жыл бұрын

As another Canadian I second this.

Boss Baby!! 👶 🍼😂😂😂😂😂

Respect

In Colorado there was about 150 Trump cars going as slow as they could on the the freeway. It was terrible....and they only went to a dirtbike track.

@AngelsBeadsofHope

3 жыл бұрын

Shame how terribly inconvenient

@overthemoon9941

3 жыл бұрын

Their trying to be so relevant...pitiful. Uneducated brain washed fools..rmbr early on T saying he loves the uneducated...at his RALLY in 2016..???? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️he knows very well his base ☹️😣

If I didn’t know better, I honestly would’ve thought the “Trump rally scene” was from a remake of the novel & movie, 1984. Its terrifying!

@Always_Right00

3 жыл бұрын

You thinking that happiness and joy is terrifying, is terrifying. Who raised you people to be so neurotic?

I love that Jimmy learned from Bean that it’s “saving,” not “savings.”

Yeah, Biden 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@ebingeorge1996

3 жыл бұрын

@big daddy 21 sleepy Joe😴😴😴

@alexminsky1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ebingeorge1996 he won. Suck it!

No salt? No lime? Oh, nooooooo... said Mr. Bill! 😲

The title sums up the past five years.

Love your show!😃💖

Thank you Amy!!

Love looking back at these videos to see just how crazy our country was just a couple of years ago. It's 2023 and gas prices are a little high and so are food prices but am at peace.

Excellent episode! The tequila piece was great!

Love you jimmy!!

Coming to a private island not near you, the Beyoncé/Jay Z vs Kardashian/Kanye tag team death match!

I take it back - come for a visit anytime after the border opens. Happy to see you.

Guillermo and Jimmy r the best duo lmao

Best zingers ever in today's show and I can't wait to see the kids candy challenge

Jimmy would make an awesome President!🇺🇸 Kimmel 2024🔥

I wished I drank so I could pound some shots with Guillermo!!!

The little girl is super ADORABLE 😍😍😍😍😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was to close to what happened. Trump had a temper tantrum because all vote counting didn’t stop at midnight on election night. Poor Baby Boss.

Hahaha tuckers face 😂

"God is Great, beer is good, people are crazy"....Billy Currington song so true

You should be preparing a skit showing how Trump feels tonight as he waits. Is it like waiting to see what the guy who took is Tests for him did ? Or is he oblivious

Whatever the final outcome...I still have no faith in humanity.

@meomarte

3 жыл бұрын

Naah, it´s just the US. It´s always been like that. In conflict with itself.

4:54 "you'd think that that would be too much even for Donald Trump" ...why in god's name would anyone ever think that? nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will ever be too much for that slimeball.

Hahahaha laaaaydy Gagaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

Awesome

trump thinks he's Jesus cause every time he walks into a room you can here someone whispering "Christ, not him again."

Jimmy you are my favorite!!!!

Gosh I did Yoga and I felt & pictured everything even before he mentioned it

"Jesus Christ", indeed...🤦‍♂️

Wow an oddly accurate forecast Mr. Kimmel

I'm watching this again in 2021 on the day of day light savings.

Moving up the ranks in the Church of L. Ron Hubbard apparently takes it's toll on people.

Hi Jimmy Kimmel. I have to confess that I had never heard of you until the US election, and Trump's antics, caught my attention. I am so glad to have discovered you - and to think it was only due to Donald Trump.

Salut! to Guillermo 🙏👍

I DID THE MEDITATION AND IT WAS SO GOOD

The end of this night mare may be for over!!!!

@Always_Right00

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, you people couldnt make a sentence if you had a gun to your head.

"Jesus came back but let's hope he won't."

Rolling Stones song: "I see an orange president and I want him painted black"

@user-do4jy3qc7z

3 жыл бұрын

Orange is the new black ⚫

@bullet996

3 жыл бұрын

Napalm sticks to kids

@tonilaird8114

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Love it!

I love the "My Pillow" jokes

What a glorious day!

Love this

"Drippy Orange B*tch." OMG I was eating dinner and spit my food out!!! LOL. TOO funny!!!