Jimmy Kimmel’s LIVE Election Day Monologue

Комедия

We are LIVE for the midterm elections, our audience is made up entirely of Herschel Walker’s children, at midnight we saw what scientists say will be the last Lunar Eclipse until 2025, Guillermo is decked out in the latest election fashion, a lot of people posted photos with their “I voted” stickers, Trump’s budding nemesis Governor DeSantis won his race in Florida, one of the Judges running for State Supreme Court is named Josh Groban, a farmer from Illinois named Dick Bigger Jr. who wholeheartedly endorsed a woman running for State Comptroller is in our audience, Republicans have been doing everything they can to convince their voters that the election is a fraud, we ask pedestrians how they voted on a bunch of issues that we totally made up in a new edition of #LieWitnessNews, and we get a visit from the Silver Lining Singers to try and bring some optimism in the face of bad news.
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  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you Fetterman, thank you Pennsylvania.

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy Жыл бұрын

    Protect our poll workers. Give them a raise. Arrest those who try to intimidate them.

  • @AnthonyTorres32892

    @AnthonyTorres32892

    Жыл бұрын

    Your pizza sucks!

  • @PhotoPrimierePro

    @PhotoPrimierePro

    Жыл бұрын

    *pole workers😉

  • @tuyenle8107

    @tuyenle8107

    Жыл бұрын

    flipping houses 🤣😂😆😝🤪

  • @stephanier.tinney343

    @stephanier.tinney343

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously. Anyone trying to interfere with elections should get a punishment harsher than most

  • @enricopallazzo2987

    @enricopallazzo2987

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, then we're paying to house and feed them. Those who try to intimidate citizens participating in democracy should be ran over, backed over, then ran over again.

  • @lynsthoughts3576
    @lynsthoughts3576 Жыл бұрын

    Pray for Florida, DeSatan won again

  • @laduchesse6530

    @laduchesse6530

    Жыл бұрын

    😡

  • @Crazycatlady71

    @Crazycatlady71

    Жыл бұрын

    Pray for Texas, hot wheels won again! I'm so freakin disappointed. I wanted Beto to win so bad. I'm sick of Assbutt! 💙

  • @eneobande7433

    @eneobande7433

    Жыл бұрын

    why pray for them?..they made their bed, they have to lie in it

  • @damion1211

    @damion1211

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Crazycatlady71 thank God your not in Texas we won't ever have beto win sorry about that but we don't need y'all's opinion on Texas Texas is are state and we can do what we want so stay mad i want all y'all Dems mad

  • @BluePatriotWinner

    @BluePatriotWinner

    Жыл бұрын

    Florida is now a fascist state with Dictator Ron DeFascist and a red leadership. Too many insane and idiots here. Time to leave before it burns.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 Жыл бұрын

    Watching in Australia 🇦🇺 Go the blue.

  • @julielockett1812

    @julielockett1812

    Жыл бұрын

    Watching from Perth wa I agree go blue

  • @lynsthoughts3576

    @lynsthoughts3576

    Жыл бұрын

    FL punked out, still red.. DeSatan and Rubio won again

  • @jefrey488

    @jefrey488

    Жыл бұрын

    Bye bye pelosi

  • @brianr6651

    @brianr6651

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jefrey488 she’s still there

  • @brianr6651

    @brianr6651

    Жыл бұрын

    On the whole, not a bad midterm. We can deal with this for a couple years

  • @rblfrmthewstdwn
    @rblfrmthewstdwn Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Bigger’s voice is perfect for voice over work. Dude has a strong radio voice.

  • @carolczimback8665
    @carolczimback8665 Жыл бұрын

    I'm one of those Very tired Election Workers thanks Jimmy.

  • @s.t.martin7939

    @s.t.martin7939

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi @Carol Czimback You Must Be Wiped Out!! 🥱 😴 💤 Sleep Well!! Well Deserved!! ☺️ Thanks You & @Sandi 🙏🏽 for Working, too!! I’m a Poll worker, too!! Polls closed @ 6:30A-8 in MA!! Thankfully,..Home by 9:45P!! Went Right to bed,…woke up @2A, after praying, of course… Praying blue!! 😉 Rest Well Ladies ✌🏽 Thanks To ALL Poll Workers!! 👍🏽 😌 🙏🏽

  • @jessicak2811

    @jessicak2811

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you BOTH!!!! (AND ALL OTHERS TOO!!) 💙💙 We ALL appreciate you so much!!!!

  • @ibmtpx24

    @ibmtpx24

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your service and hope you had fun at the potluck.

  • @ironyelegy

    @ironyelegy

    Жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU!!

  • @themachine8009

    @themachine8009

    Жыл бұрын

    Do u get paid for that? Idk

  • @sandybyrd9512
    @sandybyrd9512 Жыл бұрын

    As of last report, Kari (is finally jumping in the) Lake!! She's LOSING!! And I don't even live in Arizona! But it's grand news!

  • @julielockett1812

    @julielockett1812

    Жыл бұрын

    Kari Lake swims in trumps swamp she can sink for all I care

  • @b.nash.7778

    @b.nash.7778

    Жыл бұрын

    So sad. Haha. She was the newly appointed MAGA queen.

  • @lastnamefirst4035

    @lastnamefirst4035

    Жыл бұрын

    Iam in Az. Much relieved Lake is losing tho I doubt she will accept the loss. 😀😀😀Fake Lake loser

  • @CricketsAreUs

    @CricketsAreUs

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha funny you don't even live in AZ. Republicans are about to control both senate and house!!!!

  • @markrhodes1717

    @markrhodes1717

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol Love that Lake is losing. Take that election deniers!

  • @jennifersutton6786
    @jennifersutton6786 Жыл бұрын

    Pa is BLUE💙💙💙💙💙

  • @MaidenHelll
    @MaidenHelll Жыл бұрын

    The first time I’ve ever seen a Sidewalker stand up for themselves and not just go along with the lie😮😂❤

  • @johndolan5076

    @johndolan5076

    Жыл бұрын

    i do not know what a sidewalker is please explain. thank you

  • @MaidenHelll

    @MaidenHelll

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johndolan5076 do u know what a sidewalk is?

  • @gggnumber1

    @gggnumber1

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, yellow T-shirt guy was probably sorry he wasted his time. Probably thought it was gonna be something of actual substance or a least something funny.

  • @chibangin007
    @chibangin007 Жыл бұрын

    Texas and florida make me sick

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 Жыл бұрын

    When I was a kid I thought the US was an amazing place, thanks to Trump I no longer think that. Its so sad, I really feel for all of America!

  • @markrhodes1717

    @markrhodes1717

    Жыл бұрын

    I was so discouraged, but I am very much at home now as an American citizen living in the Philippines.

  • @tuyenle8107

    @tuyenle8107

    Жыл бұрын

    flipping houses 😝🤣😂😆🤪

  • @traceykoontz2868

    @traceykoontz2868

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry to hear you say that because the United States truly a wonderful place, please understand the majority of Americans don't behave that way, there's so many amazing places to visit and to see, and our history, hey we ain't perfect but we do pretty darn good we definitely have room for lots of improvement.

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tuyenle8107 🤣 Not doing so good right now, eh!

  • @aislingcorrigan574

    @aislingcorrigan574

    Жыл бұрын

    Same 😪

  • @vgshwk
    @vgshwk Жыл бұрын

    Needed that video of Cruz being hit by that beer can.

  • @Crazycatlady71

    @Crazycatlady71

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm pissed because I missed it! My granddaughter told me about it! I'm sure it will be on you tube later. 💙

  • @sophierobinson2738

    @sophierobinson2738

    Жыл бұрын

    Tommy Campbell has the clip on his channel!

  • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
    @jennifermcgoldrick6323 Жыл бұрын

    Love for the gentleman who wouldn’t agree to play along without info on the propositions ❤❤❤

  • @traceykoontz2868

    @traceykoontz2868

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't know I think he seemed like a bit of somebody with zero sense of humor 🥱.

  • @user-sv9nb8ky2t

    @user-sv9nb8ky2t

    Жыл бұрын

    there are too many 'experts' today.

  • @themachine8009

    @themachine8009

    Жыл бұрын

    WHAT A LOSER. ZERO SENSE OF HUMOR.

  • @amyjackson8725

    @amyjackson8725

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok at first but then he wouldn't play along at all and was a complete Mr. Bigger's first name.

  • @sebastian.stamour

    @sebastian.stamour

    Жыл бұрын

    @@traceykoontz2868 nah he was just smart

  • @madgreek253
    @madgreek253 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah Oz is being sent back to Jersey and Smiley is frowning this evening.

  • @Kfm7

    @Kfm7

    Жыл бұрын

    Best yet probably without a TV gig 😂😂

  • @wendelynanderson9517
    @wendelynanderson9517 Жыл бұрын

    Poll workers are national heroes like law enforcement, armed services, teachers & healthcare workers. And Mr. Bigger seems like a charming man.

  • @adb888

    @adb888

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's take some funds from the police and use that money to shore up security for poll workers and polling locations.

  • @lvgk8898

    @lvgk8898

    Жыл бұрын

    Not that type of pole wendy.

  • @srlnee6445

    @srlnee6445

    Жыл бұрын

    Police are domestic terrorists, soldiers are international terrorists, teachers are child abusers and healthcare workers are straight up murdering anybody for profit but yeah, they're "heroes" alright lol...maybe Satans "heroes".

  • @yolenda_loves_to_sing
    @yolenda_loves_to_sing Жыл бұрын

    The gentleman who wouldn't agree or disagree on anything he doesn't know enough has my RESPECT! I need to be more like him! So do many people!

  • @firstnamelastname9179

    @firstnamelastname9179

    Жыл бұрын

    People who don't know about prop 3 are exactly what is wrong with the world. His outlandish, overreaching comments about it are completely uncalled for.

  • @UncleEbenezer77
    @UncleEbenezer77 Жыл бұрын

    _“It’s gonna be a red tsunami!”_ More like a trickle 💧

  • @jennifersutton6786

    @jennifersutton6786

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justsaying14

    @justsaying14

    Жыл бұрын

    Bad enough 😞

  • @fartgangtv9143

    @fartgangtv9143

    Жыл бұрын

    We're still going to control the house 🤷‍♂️

  • @mindyschocolate

    @mindyschocolate

    Жыл бұрын

    If that.

  • @chenzen1578

    @chenzen1578

    Жыл бұрын

    Time to cry liberal tears - of laughter! 🤣

  • @beesnort3163
    @beesnort3163 Жыл бұрын

    So proud of “that woman from Michigan” she ROCKS!!!

  • @dorothymasombwe4788

    @dorothymasombwe4788

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, that woman from Michigan, she did it.

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Жыл бұрын

    I know!! I am so elated! 😂

  • @juliusbrown6625

    @juliusbrown6625

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@dawnstanley1733

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Жыл бұрын

    Julius brown

  • @janpowell1549

    @janpowell1549

    Жыл бұрын

    Fellow Michigander here and YES, I'm beyond happy that Governor Whitmer (that woman from Michigan) won. ✌️💙🌊

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy K, for this monologue and especially the Silver Lining Singers.

  • @marksoliva2332
    @marksoliva2332 Жыл бұрын

    "I was a brave boy at the dentist" sticker hahahahahaha

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Жыл бұрын

    Always protect our poll workers

  • @Punky_Brewster
    @Punky_Brewster Жыл бұрын

    ✨I hope we see more of The Silver Lining Singers in the future!✨

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol, they rocked!

  • @brianbrigham

    @brianbrigham

    Жыл бұрын

    So fun!

  • @matthewconrad2908

    @matthewconrad2908

    Жыл бұрын

    Or the singer midgets

  • @jeffsmith6295
    @jeffsmith6295 Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Bigger will remember that night for the rest of his life.

  • @FilmArtPhoto
    @FilmArtPhoto Жыл бұрын

    The Silver Lining Singers made my night even better!

  • @davidfuentes9957

    @davidfuentes9957

    Жыл бұрын

    😂 hilarious. We need more of them more often!

  • @TheBatracho

    @TheBatracho

    Жыл бұрын

    Who are they, I wanna see more of them, they are incredible!

  • @deandavidson1375

    @deandavidson1375

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes indeed! They sing beautifully and are hilarious. I would go to gigs

  • @TheModernGentlemen

    @TheModernGentlemen

    Жыл бұрын

    Brian from our group is one of them. White guy on top right! So fun!!

  • @bowerbird7463

    @bowerbird7463

    Жыл бұрын

    Choirs are wonderful, that one was great!

  • @rowenapascual1316
    @rowenapascual1316 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy for the Silver Lining Singers!!

  • @Nothingatall794

    @Nothingatall794

    Жыл бұрын

    Great addition to the show 😂😂😂😂love this.

  • @Kfm7
    @Kfm7 Жыл бұрын

    I’m still a bit worried about warnock and Walker that’s extremely tight but I’m ecstatic Boebert is losing 🎉

  • @julielockett1812

    @julielockett1812

    Жыл бұрын

    If walker wins it shows how insane trumpeteers are

  • @martyjames9368

    @martyjames9368

    Жыл бұрын

    And Oz lost!!

  • @natashab3412

    @natashab3412

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm praying my wee donation will flip that in favor of warnock jk but not really.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's hope she loses more than her mind!

  • @natashab3412

    @natashab3412

    Жыл бұрын

    @@martyjames9368i donated there too. .. a relief 🥳 Now The TyrantosaurRUMP 🦖 needs to go extinct ( aka to jail ) & then we will be back on solid ground ..almost.

  • @SwordLily4
    @SwordLily4 Жыл бұрын

    Loved the Silver Lining singers and please have more of them throughout the year as we all need to find the silver lining in news.

  • @odgenalfred9725

    @odgenalfred9725

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi Katherine

  • @julielockett1812
    @julielockett1812 Жыл бұрын

    Yer beto should have won Texas that guys so much better than abbott

  • @damion1211

    @damion1211

    Жыл бұрын

    How tell me in witch way I'm listening

  • @damion1211

    @damion1211

    Жыл бұрын

    Us Texans made it very clear to y'all Dems y'all are not turning are state blue I'm from uvalde tx and Greg Abbott even won here look it up that tells you something everyone knows beto isn't it

  • @GrayeWilliams
    @GrayeWilliams Жыл бұрын

    Oz flaws lead to lost cause has such a nice ring to it.

  • @scottmcfadyen293
    @scottmcfadyen293 Жыл бұрын

    ONE GUY actually asked about what the proposition is before he would endorse. America , be like this guy and question EVERYTHING ! you might have a country worth living in !

  • @treybikes
    @treybikes Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel you will always and forever have my vote! Thanks for the laughter

  • @karenherrera3961

    @karenherrera3961

    Жыл бұрын

    YEP

  • @matthewconrad2908

    @matthewconrad2908

    Жыл бұрын

    Vote green for Jimmy and his little people in the deep dark forest of Trumps end of the evil empire

  • @matthewconrad2908

    @matthewconrad2908

    Жыл бұрын

    Vote Kimmel for man most likely to replace Washington on the dollar bill

  • @matthewconrad2908

    @matthewconrad2908

    Жыл бұрын

    Yawkey way became Diszka Ave therefore Kimmel Blvd is Trump's very blurred glimpse of Pennsylvania Ave now known as "his own other 42nd Street" and he will control Broadway like Cohan before "there became such a scarcity of Irish..."people" or what the other Irish call "those people from that other island near England or Greenland or something"...

  • @js2010ish

    @js2010ish

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! Especially if he runs on a no-time-change platform!

  • @gmsson9781
    @gmsson9781 Жыл бұрын

    America go blue in the Senate please. Best of luck from Pakistan ✌

  • @m.capazzi9470

    @m.capazzi9470

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you@

  • @tuyenle8107

    @tuyenle8107

    Жыл бұрын

    flipping houses 🤣😂😝😆🤪

  • @traceykoontz2868

    @traceykoontz2868

    Жыл бұрын

    ☮️

  • @karenbridenthal3180

    @karenbridenthal3180

    Жыл бұрын

    We're trying.

  • @TheSabanrab
    @TheSabanrab Жыл бұрын

    Lol the D Bigger guy and that choir though 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @TheModernGentlemen
    @TheModernGentlemen Жыл бұрын

    GO Silver Lining Singers!! Make them regulars!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo are national treasures 🤗

  • @JustJanitor

    @JustJanitor

    Жыл бұрын

    No

  • @lillyanderson3623

    @lillyanderson3623

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JustJanitor They are.

  • @Kuro_Tsuki

    @Kuro_Tsuki

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's agree to disagree. 😘

  • @lvgk8898

    @lvgk8898

    Жыл бұрын

    Like the tar pits.

  • @notsonutsomills593

    @notsonutsomills593

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lvgk8898 Jimmy is retiring next year after 20 years.😭😭😭

  • @antoniosalas9217
    @antoniosalas9217 Жыл бұрын

    Man I really can’t believe Hot wheels won Texas again😢

  • @julielockett1812

    @julielockett1812

    Жыл бұрын

    Hate abbott

  • @melodiousramblings8470

    @melodiousramblings8470

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s texas, beto was always a long shot

  • @rorymeyer

    @rorymeyer

    Жыл бұрын

    "I can't believe a republican won in Texas" - delusional 😉🫡

  • @wanderer0617

    @wanderer0617

    Жыл бұрын

    He's a dangerous disaster

  • @fartgangtv9143

    @fartgangtv9143

    Жыл бұрын

    Because real Texans see thru the fraud that is Robert Orourke

  • @sreddy250
    @sreddy250 Жыл бұрын

    'Human trafficking? Is that what you said? Well I don't support it.' Nervous giggle. That was adorable! 😍😍😂😂🤣🤣

  • @paneko1
    @paneko1 Жыл бұрын

    Singers nailed it!!👏👏❤️

  • @NailahRoberts
    @NailahRoberts Жыл бұрын

    The silver lining singers make everything feel better ❤

  • @js2010ish

    @js2010ish

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, so talented!

  • @hermitcrabinavan7244
    @hermitcrabinavan7244 Жыл бұрын

    Someone please come up with a candy call Hershel Babies 😂😂😂😂

  • @roystonmason9125

    @roystonmason9125

    Жыл бұрын

    Hershey Bortion Bon Bons

  • @markrhodes1717

    @markrhodes1717

    Жыл бұрын

    LoL!

  • @lynnebucher6537

    @lynnebucher6537

    Жыл бұрын

    How about Dum Dums?

  • @lynnebucher6537

    @lynnebucher6537

    Жыл бұрын

    We already have the perfect one called Milk Duds!

  • @roystonmason9125

    @roystonmason9125

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lynnebucher6537 lol!

  • @CJ-uo5cl
    @CJ-uo5cl Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for staying up and standing up!

  • @DerekHoscorner
    @DerekHoscorner Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel live election monologue awesomeness job

  • @patriciareyes7561
    @patriciareyes7561 Жыл бұрын

    The guy in the yellow shirt is the best person I have ever seen on these. Why would I speak on something I have no idea about? Excellent, 👏

  • @melissaburris7606

    @melissaburris7606

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, except it was a joke. He’s right about needing to know what you’re voting for but this wasn’t serious. Dude needs to relax.

  • @ricardotrevil3603

    @ricardotrevil3603

    Жыл бұрын

    @@melissaburris7606 how do you know that he knew it was a joke? Do we know that the cameraman identified himself as someone from the Jimmy Kimmel show? For all he knew, they could've been a real political group trying to get people to blindly support a proposition they've never heard of. Political campaigns do that all the time.

  • @johnnymcpherson8493
    @johnnymcpherson8493 Жыл бұрын

    I live in Mesa Arizona I was hoping to run into one of these🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂 no luck though🤷‍♂️

  • @robertcartier5088
    @robertcartier5088 Жыл бұрын

    I like that guy on the street with the lime-green T-shirt! If only more voters were like him...

  • @ogsgang8861
    @ogsgang8861 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Jimmy.. I'm from India and I'm a huge fan of yours

  • @jamesturner2126
    @jamesturner2126 Жыл бұрын

    1:40 "with her husband Donald there." Was legit the funniest joke of the show.

  • @swhaht6807

    @swhaht6807

    Жыл бұрын

    Melanoma tRump ...the Sparrow.

  • @matthewconrad2908

    @matthewconrad2908

    Жыл бұрын

    This story could have merit

  • @matthewconrad2908

    @matthewconrad2908

    Жыл бұрын

    Wife this in biblical terms is a sign of purity and holy orange irradecense

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy Жыл бұрын

    Props to the guy in the neon yellow shirt to intelligent to fall for some comedian's bull. Nicely defended.

  • @MoYvStarkey
    @MoYvStarkey Жыл бұрын

    Bigger has a great voice.

  • @peterlundstrom6054

    @peterlundstrom6054

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup, very deep. He should narrate ebooks :)

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo, love the suit.

  • @tonylupone1157
    @tonylupone1157 Жыл бұрын

    Get the Dark money out of Politics FFS

  • @ichokedonadoritoonce7670
    @ichokedonadoritoonce7670 Жыл бұрын

    Go blueeee!!

  • @sinetteiversen9978
    @sinetteiversen9978 Жыл бұрын

    Real leaders take little or no credit,but all the responsibility when things might go wrong.

  • @krazycmcc3444
    @krazycmcc3444 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for keeping it Real ☺️🤘🙏🇺🇸🙏🌍🌎

  • @NeuroD369
    @NeuroD369 Жыл бұрын

    Hey, Jimmy!! …I would tell you to take that back about Florida… except it’s election night and I got nothin’ 🙄

  • @corybourrier9722
    @corybourrier9722 Жыл бұрын

    Holy I’m baked all the way from WINNIPEG

  • @evenflowsteven
    @evenflowsteven Жыл бұрын

    I have no desire to ever go to Florida again.

  • @Cua-tanet
    @Cua-tanet Жыл бұрын

    I guess we Texans will have to stock up on firewood this winter. 🥶 Abbott won. 🤮

  • @mindyschocolate

    @mindyschocolate

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe hide away in Cancun Cruz’s luggage.

  • @Crazycatlady71

    @Crazycatlady71

    Жыл бұрын

    Nora, I hear ya! I'm so disappointed and dread another 4 yrs of losing rights and living thru 4 more years of power grid failures in winter and summer. Stay safe and take care.

  • @Cua-tanet

    @Cua-tanet

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Crazycatlady71 👍🏻

  • @bgonza2

    @bgonza2

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mindyschocolate Mindy, since you mentioned Cancún in reference to Ted Cruz's infamous trip there, I want to know what is your honest general opinion regarding México, Mexicans and Mexican culture both good and/or bad? I'm just curious thank you

  • @geegaw1535
    @geegaw1535 Жыл бұрын

    With that kind of suit, conald shouldn't be afraid of being hit with tomatoes

  • @natashab3412

    @natashab3412

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol glol.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын

    The Silver Lining Singers are golden.

  • @haunteddragon9515
    @haunteddragon9515 Жыл бұрын

    Love the silver lining singers 💯!!!

  • @VirrealWorld
    @VirrealWorld Жыл бұрын

    The best part, of course, are the lists one makes where the last names reads first.

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Жыл бұрын

    Just got home from working the Election, not getting paid to do it, worked for the democrats club, they get the $$. Was there from 6 AM till 9:00 PM, was harassed by poll watchers, exhausting.

  • @louisedemontigny5110

    @louisedemontigny5110

    Жыл бұрын

    But THANK YOU❣️

  • @bernadinapatino7053

    @bernadinapatino7053

    Жыл бұрын

    I appreciate the hard work, and I realize in this horrible political environment, it must have been harder! Get rested and thanks a million !

  • @vickywitton1008

    @vickywitton1008

    Жыл бұрын

    That I'd terrible! Well done you, you did a good thing!

  • @vickywitton1008

    @vickywitton1008

    Жыл бұрын

    That's terrible was what meant!

  • @mindyschocolate

    @mindyschocolate

    Жыл бұрын

    If they’re not employed by you guys I’d have chased them off with a broom like they’re a bunch of rabid raccoons.

  • @sparkleplenty59
    @sparkleplenty59 Жыл бұрын

    Here for it!❤

  • @saundrajohnson1571
    @saundrajohnson1571 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve never seen The Silver Lining Singers before. I LOVE them! 😆

  • @sandracasso8034
    @sandracasso8034 Жыл бұрын

    I love Guillermo he's so funny😅

  • @JohnDoe-vy5hh

    @JohnDoe-vy5hh

    Жыл бұрын

    Such a sweet guy too!

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    The man's just so darn cute!

  • @13juju

    @13juju

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree 10000000000000000000000000%, Guillermo Should Be Shown More

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    Жыл бұрын

    He should not go on the street corner with that suit. He could end up with a whole stable without realizing he has a new bizness. That's a pimp suit right there

  • @notsure1969

    @notsure1969

    Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo is the best.

  • @BodaciousWench
    @BodaciousWench Жыл бұрын

    And is nobody going to mention Spider-Man walking by with two swords across their back?

  • @ricardotrevil3603

    @ricardotrevil3603

    Жыл бұрын

    Judging by the background, it looks like they taped this on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I've visited there before and that place is always flooded with people walking around in wild costumes and outfits all throughout the year.

  • @carolk996
    @carolk996 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for having Mr Bigger on! How great.

  • @therelaxationstation5258
    @therelaxationstation5258 Жыл бұрын

    Love that suit Guillermo ! You Rock !!

  • @HH-gv8mx
    @HH-gv8mx Жыл бұрын

    Well the midterm votes I have come in and Florida never fails to disappoint me. As much as I hate Marco Rubio and Ron DeSantis I knew there was going to be a red wave in Florida. I just listened to both of their divisive, hate filled, angry, yelling speeches. They represent the complete opposite of democracy. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @88Tyler
    @88Tyler Жыл бұрын

    Best late night talk show by a landslide!

  • @grantwall2722

    @grantwall2722

    Жыл бұрын

    Only when he leaves politics alone. Other than that he is good.

  • @johndavis2938

    @johndavis2938

    Жыл бұрын

    @@grantwall2722 orange jesus shouldn't have picked on jimmys kid. I'd be ruthless too.

  • @mreventos

    @mreventos

    Жыл бұрын

    🇺🇸 I'll vote for that 🇺🇸

  • @nartouzumaki8232

    @nartouzumaki8232

    Жыл бұрын

    No doubt about that

  • @OC-CPA

    @OC-CPA

    Жыл бұрын

    Top 5 imo: 1. John Oliver 2/3. The Daily Show & Colbert (tied) 4. Jimmy Kimmel 5. Bill Maher

  • @randallbolt9193
    @randallbolt9193 Жыл бұрын

    "Win With Taft" was the joke of the night.

  • @charlesnolan7602
    @charlesnolan7602 Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo for the " I VOTED" party !!

  • @katalac
    @katalac Жыл бұрын

    Awesome...I'm gonna go buy some skechers

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 Жыл бұрын

    Good on that guy who refused to say something about prop 3 xD

  • @felicialightfoot2380
    @felicialightfoot2380 Жыл бұрын

    Yellow underarmor guy is the voter we need! Thank you.

  • @masteryoda394

    @masteryoda394

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly, I said the same thing.

  • @odgenalfred9725

    @odgenalfred9725

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi Felicia

  • @felicialightfoot2380

    @felicialightfoot2380

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi.

  • @odgenalfred9725

    @odgenalfred9725

    Жыл бұрын

    @@felicialightfoot2380 How are you doing?

  • @DJ-rx5lz
    @DJ-rx5lz Жыл бұрын

    OMG, the writers out did themselves with this show--Thank you Jimmy we all needed this tonight

  • @pitatoga5965
    @pitatoga5965 Жыл бұрын

    Watchin here in fiji🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯bula

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Жыл бұрын

    haha I love Jimmy, he's the best

  • @lillyanderson3623

    @lillyanderson3623

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree!

  • @sassysarina9718
    @sassysarina9718 Жыл бұрын

    OMG The Silver Lining Singers were awesome!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @acerbicatheist2893
    @acerbicatheist2893 Жыл бұрын

    The Silver Lining Singers, they were absolutely priceless!! Great show Jimmy, and HELLO to the City of the Angels, that great place, Los Angeles, California! 📺🤔❗😄👉🎇👽✖️👾🌌🌎🇺🇲🛫✈️🛬❗❤️

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 Жыл бұрын

    Midterm madness indeed. Seems that many analysts are shocked by what they’re seeing lol

  • @ms.q7445

    @ms.q7445

    Жыл бұрын

    Like most women are totally going to be ok with 10 year old girls being forced to give birth. Yeah no.

  • @tuyenle8107

    @tuyenle8107

    Жыл бұрын

    flipping houses 🤣😂😝😆🤪

  • @foxhound13

    @foxhound13

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah a stroke victim winning who def has the signs to be in aphasia program is really shocking and sad.

  • @eneobande7433

    @eneobande7433

    Жыл бұрын

    @@foxhound13 he definitely makes more sense than you do

  • @foxhound13

    @foxhound13

    Жыл бұрын

    @@eneobande7433 how so? Because I would like to understand why he was the better choice. He needs help than be put in a high stress job. Aphasia programs help people like him. And it’s crazier him being endorsed when I guess people don’t care what he does in recent years of his past like pulling a George Zimmerman on a black jogger.

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business Жыл бұрын

    Fetterman wins!

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 Жыл бұрын

    ' LIE WITNESS NEWS ' is one of my favorite segments 👏👏👏

  • @odgenalfred9725

    @odgenalfred9725

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi Stephanie

  • @MoYvStarkey
    @MoYvStarkey Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo, is adorable.

  • @charlesnolan7602
    @charlesnolan7602 Жыл бұрын

    Make America Bigger!

  • @jo-si7349
    @jo-si7349 Жыл бұрын

    First ! I'm glad everything is happening the way it is , I was very scared

  • @judibiggerstaff8054

    @judibiggerstaff8054

    Жыл бұрын

    Republicans won so be scared

  • @jo-si7349

    @jo-si7349

    Жыл бұрын

    @@judibiggerstaff8054 i think its about even in the house buddy

  • @immortalasirpa6006
    @immortalasirpa6006 Жыл бұрын

    Love how Spider Man walks in and out of frame and no one can be bothered to notice him. 10:06

  • @karenthompson8038
    @karenthompson8038 Жыл бұрын

    Daylight saving time starts next November which I thought it was this year too and I’m arguing with my mom about it and she knew nothing about it and I had to Google it and it is next November so we are both kind of right. Still love her!😂😂

  • @peacekelly1128

    @peacekelly1128

    Жыл бұрын

    You sound like me and my daughter having a firm discussion. Lol! We are best friends really and we love each other very much. It’s definitely OK to disagree with your mom especially if you have a good relationship. I love my daughter! I usually listen to her too she’s very smart. 😉

  • @libbyworkman3459

    @libbyworkman3459

    Жыл бұрын

    @ Karen Thompson. Daylight saving time starts in March and ends in November when standard time is restored.

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
    @ywoulduchoosetousethis Жыл бұрын

    30 years. That's a big one all right

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    Florida got MoreRon.

  • @katalac

    @katalac

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry about that 😕

  • @vgshwk

    @vgshwk

    Жыл бұрын

    No wonder Florida gets so many hurricanes it needs a wash with desantis in office.

  • @michaeleasterwood6558
    @michaeleasterwood6558 Жыл бұрын

    Oz lost, the orange demon gets the credit for that. There was no red "wave"

  • @gbereterbide6440
    @gbereterbide6440 Жыл бұрын

    I love that Bigger wore his overalls.

  • @intersanctum
    @intersanctum Жыл бұрын

    Oz has lost.

  • @SurfSailKayak
    @SurfSailKayak Жыл бұрын

    Great segment guys!

  • @jessicak2811
    @jessicak2811 Жыл бұрын

    10:07 I love Spidey wearing Deadpool swords!!! 🤣💙💙 And props to the guy who asked questions instead of going along with it!!!!!! (See what I did there 😉☺️🤣)

  • @odgenalfred9725

    @odgenalfred9725

    Жыл бұрын

    Hi Jessica

  • @audraarndt1824
    @audraarndt1824 Жыл бұрын

    Love this!! One of my favs!

  • @hatelovebowel4571
    @hatelovebowel4571 Жыл бұрын

    Lol Republicans set themselves to years of anti-GOP woman votes by abolishing roe v wade😂😅

  • @mindyschocolate

    @mindyschocolate

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup. They put their own nails in their own coffins once they did that bs.

  • @ms.q7445

    @ms.q7445

    Жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe anyone thought that overturning 50 years of reproductive rights would go over smoothly.

  • @markrhodes1717

    @markrhodes1717

    Жыл бұрын

    Republicans ignored women voters and now they are getting everything they deserve. Roe, Roe, Roe your vote, now and until Republicans become irrelevant to politics.

  • @judibiggerstaff8054

    @judibiggerstaff8054

    Жыл бұрын

    They gained the House. I wouldn't call that losing

  • @MS-sf1wc

    @MS-sf1wc

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think you know what actually happened.

  • @mohammedhosain6605
    @mohammedhosain6605 Жыл бұрын

    The guy in the green t-shirt :👏👏

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