Guillermo's deadpan face when he sidled in with the Mitch on a stick was perfect.

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

2 жыл бұрын

yeah quite a statement i agreed

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think Mitch's chin pouch was quite prominent.

@tanyac.c.macbean4707

2 жыл бұрын

I literally lol'd!🤣

@teenaselman4878

2 жыл бұрын

@Candice Lynn That made me LOL, Thanks!

@kellygrant3074

2 жыл бұрын

@Candice Lynn Don't forget to erase your browser history. 😆

Somebody gonna break it to Daines where his omelets come from?

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

If he's so worried about turtle eggs. Tell him to talk to McConnell.

"We shouldn't have let the host of Celebrity Apprentice pick three Supreme Court judges..." I thought that was a joke until I realized IT WASN'T.

@angelobasso8096

2 жыл бұрын

And Americans thank God, Trump appointed three of them. Left has now decided that if we can not abort our unborn, we will starve them to death after their birth.

@marciabraga1111

2 жыл бұрын

Scary hu?

There should be a limit of one Justice appointment for each term.

You could force the Supreme Court judges to retire at 75 or an appropriate age, as is the case in Australia

@dsimmons8954

2 жыл бұрын

Why? It's not like the justices are mentally degrading like Biden. Our supreme court Justice are life sentences so that their decisions are not influenced by turn overs. They are doing what's right

@glenysserslev2550

2 жыл бұрын

In the US in the 1790's average life expectancy for men was about 47 years. Turnover of justices was much more possible.

@xxxJACKGxxx

2 жыл бұрын

you can't force people to retire because of age lol

@WAAAAAAGH

2 жыл бұрын

You could also brace for impact at the age of 75 for the police to tackle you for not wearing a mask OUTSIDE, as is the case in Australia.

@jons9621

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxxJACKGxxx Generally not, but there are several exceptions including " certain industries and occupations that are regulated by law, and are often part of the government." A number of state contitutions have established mandatory retirement ages for judges. In Gregory v. Ashcroft, the U.S. Supreme Court held that state judges were not "employees" under the ADEA.

This just in, Susan Collins is completely shocked at how Susan Collins voted

@melissadelehanty3616

2 жыл бұрын

I hate the fact that she is a fellow Mainer; we as a state do NOT agree with her

@thatswhatisaid8908

2 жыл бұрын

@@melissadelehanty3616 vote her out. She doesn't know anything, and she lies about what she says she knows!

@kathykyle9319

2 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂

@macforme

Жыл бұрын

Jay Gatsby: I bet she is deeply troubled to find out.

So let me guess: Susan Collins clutched her pearls over the SCOTUS vote, and then followed along in the senate and voted against codifying Roe. Of course, I never listen to a thing she says anymore.

@msoperator510

2 жыл бұрын

Susan Collins wears Lindsey Graham's flip-flops.

@lizannewhitlow1085

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe she was re-elected to her seat.

@cosmosofinfinity

2 жыл бұрын

No one can be that stupid and gullible, it is malevolent intent and deceit and idiots still give her the power to ruin everybody's lives

@tynao2029

2 жыл бұрын

You guys attacked and continue to attack SCOTUS and their families, and commit treason daily by unprecedented leaks and attacks on Federal government😃Good luck ever winning a SCOTUS decision again😆😆

@kathrynmeetz7275

2 жыл бұрын

What the heck is wrong with Susan Collins....please voters....get her out

That clip of Trump endorsing the pro-choice position in juxtaposition to how we’ve watched him clumsily convince evangelical Christians that he’s one of them is such a confrontation of how stupid people can be in choosing a leader.

@tynao2029

2 жыл бұрын

They chose well. Biden, Obama, and Hillary voters obviously didn't

@tmgmagdalena4138

2 жыл бұрын

And biden is a genius? 🤣🤣🤣💩💩💩💩💩

@someguy4911

2 жыл бұрын

@@tmgmagdalena4138 Hate to say it and I'm not a biden fan, but yes, compared to trump, biden is a genius.

@Anne--Marie

2 жыл бұрын

We can't forget that trump paid for an abortion when he impregnated one of his side women. What a shining example of white nationalist christianity.

@Joe-fn9mi

2 жыл бұрын

@@tmgmagdalena4138 He didn't mention Biden? You lot are so obsessed with him

America has become dumber over the last 5 6 years. SAD 😢

@thomasjohn6041

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe because people watch Comcast msm and Hollywood slime like Jimbo?

@DemonKing2k8

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh. No wonder our country getting laughed at...and or doing better than USA We deserved to be laughed at... we're a death joke

@sidilicious11

2 жыл бұрын

Not all of us, just a squawky minority.

"No Sir, China has a Magic Sharpie that they use to direct hurricanes."

@Shuizid

2 жыл бұрын

That would certainly explain the hurricanes appearing on the east-cost, which doesn't exactly has a good line-of-sight looking from China.

@jasonkluge8669

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shuizid knowing how excellent Americans are with geography, most right wing Americans think China is Greenland.

@emjay2045

2 жыл бұрын

😳

@sheiladodds4186

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO From BC Canada

@iamthenrone

2 жыл бұрын

NASA demonstrated control of weather a couple years back. It's been reality since WW2, and there has been many disclosure documents and reports from BBC and other big media companies, even chemtrails have been admitted to be a geoengineering project. The question that remains is why there still is a pretend climate crisis with DEW and HAARP as tools. Not a real question though, we know the only thing that exists to most people are things sensationalized and repeated at least 40 times by the legacy media.

He was for choice then, because he paid for a few back then.

@AWGragg007

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, that's probably true.

"navy pilot, son in law" "unworthy", WTF.

Lindsey Graham is definitely being blackmailed and being told what to say or otherwise... What could explain his behavior other than having a weak spine?

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

There's probably a video out there showing this isn't Lindsey Graham's first rodeo.

@brianmcmanus4690

2 жыл бұрын

Professional Sycophant

@queenofidlis

2 жыл бұрын

Russia's got something on him.

@intomnia3313

2 жыл бұрын

Flimsy graham

@kyliepechler

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he just travels whichever way the dollars $$$ are blowing in from.

I wept because the puppets had the most intelligent political discourse I've heard today.

@laurafay2796

2 жыл бұрын

Guillermo was clutch coming in with the MacConnell face!

@georgesbrodeur9608

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurafay2796 McConnell on a steek!

@healthy2202

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe those are the two new parties we could adopt.

@MrsC3053

2 жыл бұрын

Sea turtles are not human

@cfife1924

2 жыл бұрын

The puppets were intelligent political discourse?

"Joe Manchin voted with his fellow republicans" that right there is why we don't have a "build back better" plan

@themistero

2 жыл бұрын

Thank God

@marylamb7707

2 жыл бұрын

@@themistero I agree.

@boycottdisneyoruhatekids

2 жыл бұрын

@@themistero right?!? God forbid putting money INTO the country! Despicable!

@robertfrapples2472

2 жыл бұрын

That's why gas isn't $8 per gallon. YET!

@thomasmichael2766

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertfrapples2472 Ya, Trump ran everything into the ground like he always does, while riding off the coat tails of his predecessor, then handed the turd he's been cooking to the next guy. He's a bankrupted business con man, a rancid pile of marmalade, the kitten clutching kumquat commander with cheese. And his supporters really are puppets.

Now we need Robin Williams and George Carlin and Jim Henson back and be on Jimmy Kimmel show doing some puppets wit Jimmy Kimmel. Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣

Voting matters, now we have 3 justices chosen by a man who thought nuking hurricanes and injecting disinfectants were real options...

@heyheytaytay

2 жыл бұрын

A man chosen by the electoral college and not popular vote, so no voting doesn't really matter but where you live does.

@karlosanthony5976

2 жыл бұрын

Half the Supreme Court was selected by dudes who lost the popular vote. I say, if you lose popular vote...YOU GET ONE PICK ONLY ! GOP or Dems , does not matter who

@AvengingOttsel

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and now we have $5 gas and double digit inflation because of Biden

@timbuckingham6734

2 жыл бұрын

2 of those had nothing to do with trump it was Mitch the b..... doing the 180 on judge appointment, this kind of thinking is beyond Trumps ability. It has nothing to do with him personally after all water pressure in showers & toilets is far more important. His biggest talking point over 4 yrs.

@moresnacksplease526

2 жыл бұрын

Well now that we know those hurricanes were shot out of a gun by China, nuking them makes a lot more sense. :-/

“Unworthy son in law whom is a Navy pilot.” How can we expect him to respect Service Members when he doesn’t respect his own family. What a pillar of church and society.

@jackharrison7613

2 жыл бұрын

I found it to be unsettling, too. In an attempt to be funny? He presented himself as disrespectful and cringe-worthy.

@queenofidlis

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he didn't mean it, but the AWFUL delivery made it seem like he did 😂

@rohitr9400

2 жыл бұрын

I think he meant it as a joke. But his delivery was aweful.

@lenawagenfuehr53

2 жыл бұрын

Grammar? Whom is?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@HeadNtheClouds

2 жыл бұрын

Why was his son in law who is a Naval Service Member unworthy? That is an awful thing to say 🧐

The Republican Party They love the fetus Starve the child They love the soldier Abandon the veteran They love Corporations Fleece the workers They love the Bible Ignore the verses

@JohnDavis-ez9jl

2 жыл бұрын

Lpl. What administration is sending veterans doctors to the border for illegals.

@thomasmoriarty7881

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDavis-ez9jl I would say an administration that protects the needy!

@JohnDavis-ez9jl

2 жыл бұрын

@horace sheffield lol . A Christian one.

@JohnDavis-ez9jl

2 жыл бұрын

@horace sheffield No I do love the bible and its teachings. Do I agree with sending veterans doctors do the border instead of taking care of our sick veterans. So the teaching of Christ also says he is the only way to the Father if people dont accept this shake the dust from your feet and leave.

@jamesmoeller9366

2 жыл бұрын

Obama stacked the VA coverup Gates bought the Farm land Corporations employ uninvested/no risk workers “…that if any would not work, neither should he eat.” 2 Thess 3:10. This verse?

He hates "windmills" because they built wind turbines 5 miles offshore from his Scottish golf course after he sued then to stop.

@therrydicule

2 жыл бұрын

They should have built it on his golf course.

@kimclarkson9083

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

Machin is the best republican ever.

@myshidonstink4918

2 жыл бұрын

He sure is

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

The best Repugnant-can.

We also don't lay eggs...

Calling a navy pilot who serves his country unworthy is typical of the gop.

Pro life? Yeah, what about after the kid is born to a poor single mom. Then you couldn’t care less if they starve. Also, sea turtles and eagles are endangered, people are not. Great puppeteer Jimmy, dad skills?

@ViolinistJeff

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, people are all over the world. There are about 8 billion of us, so let´s legalize killing people after they´re born too. Question: How low does the human population have to get in order for it to be considered an endangered species too? The answer to the abortion problem is reforming the adoption system so that a pregnant woman can find willing parents for her child quickly and easily.

How does half a nation actually go out and vote for such an unintelligent person?

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the maga rallies. You think the people of Walmart are bad.

@bfun4615

2 жыл бұрын

I know Biden is not all there!

@erinralston

2 жыл бұрын

That's what we're trying to figure out. Now he wants you to fight Russians on behalf of Ukraine

@larrymaulsby1711

2 жыл бұрын

2000 Mules, why do you think all these illegal aliens are here?

@puellamservumaddominum6180

2 жыл бұрын

@@bfun4615 yeah right Trump was and is beyond stupid.

Dark times as we hurdle towards minority, theocratic rule.

@bfun4615

2 жыл бұрын

I know Black Lives Matter movement is ruining this country!

@bryanjackson8917

2 жыл бұрын

Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control. In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

@damienthorne861

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely correct, and well said. Unfortunately. Is that what we want? Minority and theocratic rule? And if we end up having an autocracy, you can kiss some of your freedoms goodbye. Including, but not limited to guns, a woman's bodily autonomy, free speech, and of course freedom of religion and freedom FROM religion.

@jeffreywestphalen2331

2 жыл бұрын

Hello. Overturning Roe puts this issue back in the hands of the voters of each state, and federally if a bill with proper support is out forward. It literally restores democracy whereas the original Roe decision was the result of a handful of judges subverting the will of the people with a ruling that invented an abortion right out of thin air.

@dagothur5595

2 жыл бұрын

@@damienthorne861 they hang rapists on crosses in Saudi Arabia .

The Eric and junior jokes are hilarious 😂😂😂❤️

Fun Fact GOP, Fuel prices around the world are through the roof....

@cz3197

2 жыл бұрын

You are leaving out the fact that the US was 100% energy independent prior to Biden. Now the US has to import gasoline like the rest of the Western world. If the US was still energy independent, this problem would have little to no affect on the US.

And stuff like this is why I always get confused by yanks saying they are the leader of the free world or land of the free.

@freya8133

2 жыл бұрын

It's always been far from perfect, but we're becoming more and more of a. banana republic with each passing day. Be glad you don't live here.

@queenofidlis

2 жыл бұрын

We're going down the fascist drain in India as well. But we're dying very quietly. Like MH370.

@sandyn3384

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in Africa we have more rights in my country than a woman there will have.

@nancychandler3673

2 жыл бұрын

Don't think Montana is a Yank State

If men had babies there would be more abortion clinics and commercials than there are Starbucks

@hannah1948

2 жыл бұрын

exactly!! you could get an abortion at a drive through.

@filonin2

2 жыл бұрын

If men had babies they would be women and the entire dynamic would be mirrored.

@cc1k435

2 жыл бұрын

And they really would try to use it as birth control. 🙄

@laur8961

2 жыл бұрын

And it would be federally funded along with birth control 🙄

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the back alleys would look like.

How can you be pro life and pro guns at the same time? Quite a conundrum...

Wait was that MaMaw?? Roll tide. Well played. Also Guillermo just popping up with Mitch slayed me

Guillermo's deadpan face was the most hilarious moment on the show today

@MrSinoool

2 жыл бұрын

u people clown a latino for his stupidity and think you are antiracist? u are real intrinsic racists

@marliesyanke4580

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@nathanpetrich7309

2 жыл бұрын

nailed it

If the mother sea turtle destroyed her own eggs, would Republicans want to put that sea turtle in jail?....lmfao!

@mountairyforjesus

2 жыл бұрын

Comparing a turtle to a human is what we call a category error…

You’re awesome for speaking on this!

I can’t stop laughing at the wind section until my belly hurts

The intern that has to comb through T**** rallies to find all those sound bites is the hero we didn't know we needed.

@worldcitizeng6507

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, combing his hair piece

"Why do we have laws protecting the eggs of a sea turtle and the eggs of an eagle?" Pretty sure there are punishments if you destroy a human embryo without getting their consent, too. However, regardless of the fact that eagles and sea turtles obviously aren't humans, the situations aren't equatable. If a Eagle chooses to kick an egg from their nest, we don't arrest them or force them to raise the chick.

@bokani79

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I appreciate this explanation. It would be a different case if there was a clinic or doctor that force women to abort their fetuses without their consent.

@kellygrant3074

2 жыл бұрын

@@bokani79 Ask a native.

@jamesmcinnis208

2 жыл бұрын

"a Eagle"

@kaws3076

2 жыл бұрын

The eagle doesn’t Have rights. A innocent baby should. It’s a human goofy

@thatswhatisaid8908

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaws3076 so, an eagle isn't as important as a fetus?

"No step too high for a high-stepper" is gonna be my new catchphrase 😆

“You might say ‘don’t do it, wind. Leave these poor people alone. But I’m a prankster, tee hee hee heeeeee.”

Lindsey Graham doesn't go where the wind blows Lindsey Graham is Gone with the Wind Trump looked at him one day and said frankly Lindsay I don't give a damn

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

Loose Lips Lindsey and Donald McDoody are both blowing hot air. Butt only one is top secret.

@lanceypants9

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't Trump throw Lindsey under the Bus??

@sinetteiversen9978

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for my first laugh æg today

@FrankBenlin

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Damn, now you have me picturing Miss Lindsey in his best southern belle drag, posing in front of an old south plantation big house.

@sprtsfanatic1

2 жыл бұрын

@@lanceypants9 When is he not throwing his “supporters” under the bus?

The wind footage was a work of art!

Jimmy Kimmel is the best talk show host.

I don't understand how people can hear what's coming out of his mouth and still think he's intelligent.

@Republicanismisadisease

2 жыл бұрын

In the kingdom of fools, the loudest fool is king.

I migrated from a country where abortion was a criminal act. It was recently decriminalized as of start of 2021. (This was in South Korea) So I do understand burden of not having bodily autonomy... Our family migrated to this wonderful nation for freedom & opportunities.. Therfore, it's REALLY heartbreaking to see other nations progress, while many parts of America regress.. To point out a HUGE difference --- in some of these countries, like South Korea, actually believe in life starting at conception; unlike America. To elaborate.. how people age is different.. In South Korea --- you begin to age from the moment of conception. Upon birth, your 100th day indicates 1yr of age (which is one of the biggest celebration of one's life, other than 60th birthday). However, Koreans do not age on their birthday.... rather the nation ages together on New Year's day. i.e. I am 42yrs old in America. However, I am 44 yrs old in South Korea. Despite this HUGE difference, other nations are still striving to progress for the better.... So what the GOP is doing --- it's really really really difficult for me fully "digest"...

@Cajek2

2 жыл бұрын

Please vote progressively

@vittorioluchi2134

2 жыл бұрын

Be thankful your parents chose to have you. As president Reagan said...Ots ironic that those who support abortion were actually born.

@lynnebucher6537

2 жыл бұрын

@@vittorioluchi2134 typically if folks claim to hear voices from non-born people, they are assumed to be mentally ill.

@bonniea.1941

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this information! It’s interesting. ❤️ Welcome to the USA. 🇺🇸 I had some friends, when I was a child, that were from Korea and they told me Koreans are the best people. 😊 I’ve wanted to be Korean ever since. 😂

@jerryjerry7561

2 жыл бұрын

@@vittorioluchi2134 he also gave us the trickle down fantasy.

If it costs you $6k to fill the tank of whatever you bought to drive, it's time to re-evaluate your life choices.

I feel so bad for Pense, he now has to pay for his own fuel. 😱

@VictoriaKempPhotos

2 жыл бұрын

Does he though? Seems he would get some kind of annuity for being a VP.

@daydreamer8662

2 жыл бұрын

@@VictoriaKempPhotos I wonder if part of that payment comes from oil revenue

Brilliant. Loved the puppets. Jimmy & Guillermo too of course.

Sea turtles Eagles are endangered species while Humans are endangering them. This argument was so ridiculous!!

@sr0917

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the pushback when animals are put on the endangered species list. Perhaps we should look at his voting record on endangered species in Montana.

@AD-bb9np

2 жыл бұрын

Turtles are more important than humans.

@kitten52647

2 жыл бұрын

Because of policies protecting corporations we are also endangered it doesn't help that democrats don't give a damn Either they don't have the balls to stand up to Republicans. THEY even joined Republicans in approving filthy Supreme Court nominees who are helping Republicans destroy this country. We have to fight back ourselves, can't depend on either party to help.

@sonali9207

2 жыл бұрын

Yeaa

@davidmitchell7183

2 жыл бұрын

@@AD-bb9np Sorry about your self image.

Can you write off a fetus as a dependent? No? Does child support kick in at conception? No?

@lenawagenfuehr53

2 жыл бұрын

These guys hope they can count on the vote of a fetus...

@socialliveview7698

2 жыл бұрын

Am sorry but this argument doesn’t make much sense to me , you also can’t write off a 39 month old baby who is still unborn 🙄 does that make them less human

@sitcomchristian6886

2 жыл бұрын

Is the fetus a living, innocent, human being? Because those are the questions that actually f ucking matter.

The explanation with the turtle is hilarious 😂😂😂

He's really obsessed with slandering his political opposition

@teresabates1498

2 жыл бұрын

So are the republicans

The bit about the wind had me dieing in laughter.😂 Wind.

@sinetteiversen9978

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious.Yes,the former weaklings traitor is indeed terrified by wind among so many other issues

@squeaky7798

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think I'll ever forgive Jimmy for that one. Most I've had to hear that orange windbag, blowing hot air in months. 🌬😵

@ianmccombie0

2 жыл бұрын

“200 miles an hour (wind)” BRO he woulda been blown away😂

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not surprised, wind has been killing Trump for decades, of course you're dying of laughter

@mpaczkow

2 жыл бұрын

Laugh now, but wait until you get hit with a Chinese Tornado Cannon!

Does Steve Daines think humans are hatched from eggs?

@Jim-cp7ng

2 жыл бұрын

and are an endangered species.

@katrinalee2148

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jim-cp7ng With Republicsns in office, humans ARE an endangered species.

People don't like expensive gas yet we have had a fleet average of 27 MPG that hasn't changed in nearly 50 years. Which party constantly blocks changes to the CAFE standards? Why hasn't engine fuel efficiency improved in 50 years?

also Steve Daines: Why do we have laws that protect the eggs of sea turtles and eagles but not the eggs of chickens I used for my omelette.

Abortion was legal in America until 1910. Ben Franklin had recipes for an abortion medication.

@filonin2

2 жыл бұрын

The bible does too. "Bitter water."

@cc1k435

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone had a home 'remedy', I would guess. It's not exactly a new concept, and really a fairly recent widespread controversy. The GOP realized school segregation wasn't exactly a Christlike message to get people to the polls, so they had to find a new pet cause. 🙄

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

That's what the five justices need to drink.

@bfun4615

2 жыл бұрын

Well Ben Franklin was a womanizer so no wonder.

@joshabercrombie2485

2 жыл бұрын

And Nirvana wrote a song about it ‘Pennyroyal tea ‘

6:14 T**** is obsessed with wind for one simple reason... because he's full of it.

It would've been nice if the gun ad showed a picture of Stewart Rhodes.

Brilliant Monologue as usual 👏👏👏👏 Love Jimmy!

Keep them coming Jimmy..... We need to laugh 😂 so we don’t cry over the sad state our government is in.

@bryanjackson8917

2 жыл бұрын

Overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control. In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

@kevin2400

2 жыл бұрын

Kimmell has an obsession with trump and it’s hatred

@elizabethwade9615

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevin2400 It’s not just Trump he has been talking about. It’s these idiotic republicans whom keep their names in the media with their stupidity.

Americans complaining about gas prices are HILARIOUS!! Here in Vancouver, B.C. we're paying $6.50 USD per US gallon for Regular.

@MK-lh3xd

2 жыл бұрын

Some one commented that a gallon of coca cola is more expensive than a gallon of gas. Is that true?

@bs4real

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhh...

@katrinalee2148

2 жыл бұрын

@AnnoyingMoose • What do you mean "regular?" You still have a choice of leaded and unleaded in Canada?

@teresabates1498

2 жыл бұрын

I heard it was about 6.00 a gallon a little while back.

Chevron posted record 9 billion profits for first qtr 22. Inflation starts with massive tax cuts for wealthy. And the greed it unleashes

"My unworthy son in law" the Navy pilot. Seriously?!

2:30 Remind me please, what are the severe punishments for eating (and thus destroying) chicken eggs? Mmmm, I wonder why that is. Maybe because chickens aren't an endangered species (and neither are humans).

@talk3194

2 жыл бұрын

It's only the WHITE humans that the GOP care about.

@corky3550

2 жыл бұрын

To say nothing of sheep, cattle, goats etc etc

Dear America, Welcome to the start of your new theocracy. I wish you all the best. You're going to need it. Part of the delivery of your new theocracy includes the safe disposal of your secular democracy and any associated rubbish, such as unwanted constitutions etc.

That wind compilation is hilarious 😂

lmao at the spoiler alert, Bravo 👏 🤣 😂

Someone should explain to him that turtles and eagles aren’t born. They’re hatched.

@kyliepechler

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe someone didn't tell him that, before he did his presentation. Did his staff want him to look like a fool, or were they too afraid to criticize him?

I am from MT and I APPROVE this msg re insane Daines!!

I needed that laugh.Thanks

Wind montage was amazing!

Did that guy from Montana hatch recently?

If justices lied during Senate hearings, they committed perjury and should be dismissed.

@stormwatcher59

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad that ain't a gonna happen!

@ThnkCmdyFeelTrgdy

2 жыл бұрын

The correct term would be 'impeached'. Sadly, I'm sure nothing will be done about their behaviour. It's not like their reprehensible is unexpected.... Kavanaugh was confirmed despite the fact he was known to have committed purgery.

@Auguur

2 жыл бұрын

They just claim to change their minds. Which begs the question, are we a country of laws, or subjective, opinions

@loua2444

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, buddy

Of course he's obsessed with wind, his head is full of it.

That’s the worst thing I ever heard anyone say about Twizzlers 🤦🏻‍♀️

I'm so embarrassed that Steve Daines is my Senator.

@alanpettibone

2 жыл бұрын

Me, too. So many stupid politicians here in MT for such a small population.

@IguanaOfLove

2 жыл бұрын

When he mentioned the turtles. I thought he was talking about Mitch McConnell and his chin pouch flapping in the water.

@oneirishpoet

2 жыл бұрын

Evidently you should be?! 🤔

@Najolve

2 жыл бұрын

I can sympathize, especially since my Senators are Scott and Rubio...

@Mgranadosv

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he thinks humans are an endangered species.

"he must've shot that before eric was born" spoken so casually, but jesus christ does that hit

@bryanjackson8917

2 жыл бұрын

Speaking of birth control, overturning Roe v. Wade is just the start, and Republicans will also want to go after our other rights to privacy, such as the right to practice birth control. In fact, it may eventually get so bad that the only form of birth control available will be that men have to look at pictures of justice Thomas's wife, at which point they will lose all desire to have sex.

@Dbeckdesign68

2 жыл бұрын

I personally think Don Jr is worse but yeah

@DaDansinBear

2 жыл бұрын

The reason the supreme court republican Nazis have outlawed abortions It because none of them can get it up. A bunch of losers. I’ve been saying we need to stack the court for two years I think Biden is in a coma. I hope the Democrats have someone that’s better than him.

@tynao2029

2 жыл бұрын

You guys attacked and continue to attack SCOTUS and their families, and commit treason daily by unprecedented leaks and attacks on Federal government😃Good luck ever winning a SCOTUS decision again😆😆

@Dbeckdesign68

2 жыл бұрын

@@tynao2029 Peaceful protest is not an attack. It is a constitutional right. Treason is a daily practice of Republicans. As in the January 6th violent attack on the capitol.

“Victory and Bert!” Wow, where did that come from?

Right on Jimmy!!

Black Guy: *has a gun * White People: "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO HELP HELP POLICE THAT MAN IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY" White Guy: *has a gun * White People: "VOTE HIM TO CONGRESS"

@dylanmurphy9389

2 жыл бұрын

It’s bigger than black and white

@malhondize3898

2 жыл бұрын

no one cares who has a gun, i only care about what the person uses the gun for

@jamesmcinnis208

2 жыл бұрын

stupid comment

@MrSinoool

2 жыл бұрын

thats why all black rappers showing off their guns erryday and while makin no money clown

@gamepapa1211

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmurphy9389 tell that to Trayvon Martin.

Holy crap! That’s the ONLY friggin reason for the MAGA hat!!! His hair! 😂 It keeps his hair from flying all over!

Thanks Jimmy for mentioning the sea turtles and the national bird lol

Will somebody tell Steve Daines that there is no such thing as a "sea turtle". There are actually seven species - flatback, green, hawksbill, leatherback, loggerhead, Kemp's ridley, and olive ridley - and he doesn't specify which one he means. Not that it matters much. With the exception of the flatback all of them are endangered - some may actually be heading for extinction and are therefore subject to legal protection. The flatback lives in Australia, where the government actually cares about wildlife. The fact that Daines can appear on television to display his monumental ignorance is no surprise. He's a republican, and his party seems to select its candidates by means of an IQ test: anybody who scores more than 60 points is disqualified (or, in GOP minds, "over-qualified"). Using turtles is a criminally stupid analogy - one of the planet's biggest problems in future will be over-population The cause will be too many humans, not turtles; and far, far too many half-wits like Steve Daines.

@kiliipower355

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think there are 8 billion turtles?

@AD-bb9np

2 жыл бұрын

Now I don't feel bad killing all those eggs since I know sea turtles are fake.

@traceykoontz2868

2 жыл бұрын

Well said

@jimappleby3545

2 жыл бұрын

​@@kiliipower355 Is that question aimed at me? If it is, what exactly, in my post, prompts you to ask it? A D: I wrote that there is no species of turtle actually called "sea turtle". I clarified this by naming all seven extant species. It's rather like people who refer to "seagulls", when none of the fifty species in the world is actually called simply "seagull".

@kiliipower355

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimappleby3545 It was meant to be ironic. That we humans, with our almost 8 billion, belong to an "endangered species". How else can one explain the comparisons between turtle eggs and babies?

Millions of Americans looked to The Senate for relief from a dracinian Supreme Court only to be disappointed once more. We have got to vote out all these anti-choice zealots.

@sardonicsisyphus

2 жыл бұрын

won't happen in the moron south

@directstrike2397

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe its time for a new system?

@BSinNYC

2 жыл бұрын

The trigger laws that will go into effect once Roe is overturned don’t even allow for ectopic pregnancies that require an abortion, an outcome that affects roughly two percent of pregnancies. Once millions of M A G At women die in these red states, maybe the laws will change.

@aetch77

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who thought senate GoP were going to vote for women's rights, when they're killing them in SCOTUS, is kidding themselves.

@thevillage38

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes please vote for the dictators who want complete control,lockdowns,mask mandates,record inflation,and last but not least no baby formula for the babies who haven't been flushed

What happened to that man!?!? He must have hit his head! That was an intelligent comment that came out of the mouth of trump. How did we get from pro choice to hurricane cannons?!?!?

@puellamservumaddominum6180

2 жыл бұрын

It's called drugs and getting senile

@thatswhatisaid8908

2 жыл бұрын

The passage of time, and political ambition will do that to an opportunist.

@nathanpetrich7309

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't really believe in the society of spectacle until later in his career. He used to think he had to conform with what society wanted, but eventually he realized he only had to conform with what society wanted /to watch/. Maybe.

That Egyptian guy is a GOD 😂🤣😂😂 what’s his name? Adam Sabre?! 😅🤣😂

Our very own Caesar Flickerman? All he needs is a purple ponytail?

I'm so sorry MT sent Daines to Washington. I think he lets interns write all his stuff. I can't fathom how he thinks he knows so much about sea turtles - we don't have any here.

Wow, I didn't know I needed that spoiler alert warning until the third one. Thanks Yehya!

So funny. Thank you

I love it 😂😂😂😂😂the wind fight

Hopefully that explanation about endangered species goes through to Steve Daines. You know how he will only be in favor of an issue when they're spoken through puppets.

@JAT-qr8eq

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, thanks Jimmy. HOPEFULLY This will explain to the GOP that endangered species needs to be protected from humans (poachers). Even if puppets had to be used.

@jacklittle1624

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Haines argument was on point. Even though I am pro-choice, abortion should always be the last choice.

@jamesmcinnis208

2 жыл бұрын

Eric is the Garfunkel of the Trump sons.

@Shuizid

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacklittle1624 The argument was stupid though. Anyway, abortion IS the last choice. No sane person uses it instead of contraceptives.

@Chunkboi

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder he’d be in favor of an issue when spoken through Trump.

OMFG!! 😂 I literally doubled over laughing when Guillermo popped in with McConnell's head on a stick!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had a bunch of old high school friends all doing the sea turtle reasoning all over FB yesterday.

The wind speed kept increasing 😂😂

Why would Trump worry about Chinese hurricanes when he can just alter their course with a Magic Sharpie?

@mj_1258

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@changeoffocus1074

2 жыл бұрын

Chinas artificial sun fusion reactor is an actual thing. The USA military has items referenced to as weather machines to assist with stopping tsunamis. All countries can seed clouds. Why would it be far fetched to have something that can cause strong winds. If I was a scientist, in the name of a science and human development, I definitely would’ve explored all things above and all things on Eureka. 😭🤣😂

@deborahbean8140

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

To be fair to the "bachelor" senator from South Carolina, maybe he says moronic things cus there's not much oxygen in that closet he lives in??

@jamesmcinnis208

2 жыл бұрын

He suffered dain bramage as a result.

@elmarobberts5128

2 жыл бұрын

True. And the fact that his head is stuck up his a*s doesn't help either.

@loua2444

2 жыл бұрын

Brillant!!!!

@mariaarmas2217

2 жыл бұрын

That's so true way to many dresses in that closet 😂

It never ceases to amaze me how a rich guy can get so mad about losing what amounts to me dropping a penny on the ground and I'm dirt poor.

Turtle: we aren't human beings Law: exactly, you guys are protected

@johnsmith-cw3wo

2 жыл бұрын

ook at the silver lining... who do you think are doing most of those abortions? milky white, Jesus loving, right wing conservative trad. wives ? - LOL. so rise a glass for all the future welfare queens payed with your tax money ! - I guess we will have a rise of BLACKS, and MEXICANS in all those beautiful red states... always a good thing in my book !