Trump Wants Mental Competency Tests, MTG Lashes Out Over Biden in Ukraine & Santos the Terrible Liar
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Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine for Presidents’ Day, met with President Zelensky and was honored with a plaque on the Walk of the Brave, Trump lashed out on Truth Social about the meeting, Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted her disapproval of Biden’s visit, the Russians are unhappy and will suspend their participation in the START nuclear arms treaty, Canadian Super Pigs are on the loose and threatening to invade the U.S., Trump believes that anybody running for President of the United States should agree to take a full and complete Mental Competency Test, he spoke to a group of supporters known as “Club 45” and made some interesting comments in regards to our borders, George Santos sat for a lengthy interview with Piers Morgan who asked why he told so many lies during his campaign, Bernie Sanders found himself in the background of a TikTok, and we watch Guillermo fly through the air with ease at the NBA Celebrity All-Star Game.
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I just can’t take anymore of MTG Stupidity
MTG seems to forget about Senators Ron Johnson, Kennedy and 6 other Republican Senators spending the 4th of July in Moscow with Putin.
@jeangillespie1173
Жыл бұрын
All these traitors should be indicted!
@shortallliam3142
Жыл бұрын
Mike, she opens her mouth only to put her foot in it; I no longer expect anything except stupid statements from her.
@ryanshannon6963
Жыл бұрын
she doesn't care. Not sure why anyone expects rational thought from someone like that. It's best just to laugh at how infinitely stupid and full of sh*t they are, and take pity on how many idiotic Americans there are to actually vote her into office. It's basically showing that there's that many Americans that are pretty much trash. That's what you should be mad about.
@msc2u1
Жыл бұрын
She can't forget something that she never knew.
@phriedokra6158
Жыл бұрын
Hes got kompromat on all of them right after deplaning Im sure Cred Tuze was oozing on the leggy Russian beauties or older boys...only Vladimir and Trump know for sure
Who is stupider MTG, the people who voted her in or the people who empowered her?
@jacquelinewalters2706
Жыл бұрын
D. All of the above
@icehole4544
Жыл бұрын
Damn that's a hard one
@thatoneguy_9633
Жыл бұрын
@@icehole4544 thats what my imaginary girlfriend didn't say.
@michaeljones1803
Жыл бұрын
I say all above 👍
@michaelccozens
Жыл бұрын
Yes.
MTG consistently forgets that there is an entire planet that is not exclusively the U.S. It is exactly this that President Joe Biden gets right. The entire world is on this planet. A take on MTG, Lauren Boebert, and new on the block, Nicki Swift, says Shakespeare in Macbeth, and Terry Pratchett in Wyrd Sisters, were not only brilliant authors, but they were also profoundly prophetic. Thank you for everything, Jimmy. Without you, the world is a little bit darker. I LOVE your shows.
@PADS62
Жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@kathleenferguson3296
Жыл бұрын
Kudos on literacy. I find so many misspelled and gramatically abhorent posts. Refreshing to find someone who knows the Scottish play, and the wyrd sisters.
@kathleenferguson3296
Жыл бұрын
R Typos from a 70 year old English teacher with shaky hands. Apologies.
@lenawagenfuehr53
Жыл бұрын
Are you 🤬kidding me?! Biden has no understanding for the rest of the world, like most Americans. He just views anywhere outside the US as a place he has to fly in a motorcade to visit...(and fall asleep during presentations)
@oldrrocr
Жыл бұрын
@@kathleenferguson3296 Kathy, those three dots on the right mean you can now edit your posts...
Her making these tweets and statements should immediately kick her out of office and disbar her from ever holding office again.
@loveforeignaccents
Жыл бұрын
Yes, let's ban freedom of speech... 🤡!
@SansoHumar
Жыл бұрын
Yet she’s still there. They said the same thing on her last time in congress. But they keep voting her in.
@dsr0116
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately she picked the biggest MAGA district. They don't care that she doesn't do anything legislatively or for their district. They like that she gets so much national attention seeing that they're in the sticks.
@tammyjohnson1927
Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Taylor Greene as a traitor. If anything Americans hate that she's in the office. For all her constituents that voted for her you're just as guilty.
@chucktaylor9190
Жыл бұрын
Gutfeld got a much better show.
There should be an integrity and work ethics test along with the mental competency test. Probably would disqualify 2/3rds of Congress.
Guillermo is so fun. I love his attitude and willingness to do whatever and try stuff. He seems like a genuinely nice person.
From a gate security guard letting people on the property to playing basketball on TV without having to lie about anything. Take that George Santos.
😂Guillermo drinking tequila out of a basketball was the most Guillermo thing he did!🏀🥃
@Pbav8tor
Жыл бұрын
When he guest hosted and got hammered with the cast of Thor. He's so Mucha Lucha!
Santos prime example of America living its own historical, religious and political hypocrisy of lies. For the world to see live on video, audio, radio, Internet, newspapers and tv 📺. Truth + Wisdom = Peace ✌ 🙏 🙌 👏.
"I am dying for a beer." Nothing better than the feeling you really earned one.
Guillermo makes the world a much better place. 💕
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@D1ngusKhan
Жыл бұрын
The man is joy personified, love him!
I don't hate President Biden I, I voted for him and so glad I did. I'll do it again if he runs
@TheRealcdawg22
Жыл бұрын
He has gotten more done than I thought he could. I was unsure at first, but now I love the guy.
@Michael-gi6co
Жыл бұрын
Is this earth
@Nattymatty7
Жыл бұрын
You must be either very old, or single.
@cabana8263
Жыл бұрын
@@TheRealcdawg22 no way you think this
@Michael-gi6co
Жыл бұрын
Eeeekkkkkkk sad
Guillermo is amazing! Takes on anything they throw at him and wins!
Guillermo has a heart of gold....and tequila
Please please please let’s make all people running for office take a competency test. Please!
@askew9976
Жыл бұрын
They need to wear their sponsors patches in their suits. Just like Nascar drivers. Let us know who they truly are. Follow the money…
@dianacryer
Жыл бұрын
@@askew9976 agreed
@sunshine3914
Жыл бұрын
Live on the air
@servraghgiorsal7382
Жыл бұрын
They ALSO need a psychiatric evaluation by an independent panel of recognized experts.
@lindadeal3344
Жыл бұрын
@ Diana Cryer Absolutely 💯. Are you related to Jon Cryer on 2 and 1/2 men?
Mental competency tests should be mandatory for anyone wanting to get into politics. The MAGA GOP members have shown just how much of a necessity this is with their deranged antics.
@stevenwilkinson2031
Жыл бұрын
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
@jaygray7102
Жыл бұрын
How about a lie detector test to go with it
@shawnsisler3743
Жыл бұрын
@@jaygray7102 A psychopath like Trump would pass... he feels no guilt or shame so he wouldn't have any physical reactions to measure.
@tx_gal6518
Жыл бұрын
They'd just hire the "right" "doctors".
@rumpelstiltskin6965
Жыл бұрын
Grassroots is where the target should be. A nothing body like QAnon shaman can attack the White House at the behest of a Clown. Who am I to tell you!?! Why should I complain against entertainment!?!? Look at the commentary online hailing orange man!
A cuttlefish recently scored better than Trunp on the mental test.
Guillermo is such a good sport and seems like a truly joyful person.
@stratostatic
Жыл бұрын
It's easy to be joyful when getting paid tons to do nothing but sit on a stool and grin at the boss.
I can not express how the world hates MTG.
@lenawagenfuehr53
Жыл бұрын
Well, you're the ones who voted for her. We hate her, but can't do anything. You can!
@denisedey588
Жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Not in a million years would I ever have voted for that thing.
@denisedey588
Жыл бұрын
@@user-ki5lu9nq4v Bahahahahahaha...okay...bahahahahahaha
@melissalsmith883
Жыл бұрын
you’re being too kind
@MrJcurtis64
Жыл бұрын
Please try. Maybe then others will understand why
Guillermo is living his best life!!!!
@FrankBenlin
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately shortened by that belly. Sad.
@Cindy-vc3uf
Жыл бұрын
While trump is miserable AF 🤣🤣🤣
@BuckyBarnesATL
Жыл бұрын
National treasure!
@UberLummox
Жыл бұрын
He made sports almost tolerable for a nano second.
@nik-ev3eh
Жыл бұрын
@@FrankBenlin smaller than Donald's belly,just sayin.
I think they should have a test on literacy, math, world history, geography, civics, law and politics. You know, all the fun Liberal Arts stuff that the right likes to poopoo.
@manfrommeeteetse3880
Жыл бұрын
90% from both parties would fail.
@RichWoods23
Жыл бұрын
It's not like they've got a solid grasp of the sciences either.
@rosex3271
Жыл бұрын
@@manfrommeeteetse3880You spoken just like Trump after white supremacists plowed and killed protestors with their trucks on the TV streets in Charlottesville, isn't it⁉️🙄🤨😕 I'm sure that those politicians with law degrees, common sense, knowledgeable, sympathetic, patriotic, honorable, responsible, honesty, goodness, and etc. will pass but those who's lives are base on low education, low minds, frauds, cons, hypocrisy, hate, discrimination, violences, ignorance, narcissistic, lies, disinformation, misinformation, conspiracy theories, and etc. will fail miserably‼️🇺🇸👍
I am here for Guillermo. Every time.
Guillermo's enthusiasm is priceless!
I'm laughing so hard, I have tears. Guillermo has never been funnier. The world's a much better place with him in it.
@jenniferlonnes7420
Жыл бұрын
He has such a great sense of humor.
@silvermainecoons3269
Жыл бұрын
@@stratostatic What a weird thing to be hating on. 🤨🤔
@giuseppelogiurato5718
Жыл бұрын
I think Guillermo should be the host whenever Chimmi Quinbol takes a vacation.
@giuseppelogiurato5718
Жыл бұрын
@@silvermainecoons3269 looks like J C thought twice and deleted its comment... What did it say?
@silvermainecoons3269
Жыл бұрын
@@giuseppelogiurato5718 I’m trying to remember. 🤔 I know it was something petty and bizarre and at least one other person agreed with me. I’ll have to look back through my comment history. Would you let me know if you see this message? It seems like KZread erases my comments on certain channels, or other people’s responses to me disappear. I cannot figure out what’s going on.
Marjorie Soylent Green! Love It!
I love when Jimmy says "Marjorie TOILET Green" 😆
The Guillermo parts had me laughing to tears. Well done!
@Johnjones-vx1wy
Жыл бұрын
😄😃😆😂❗
Guillermo's shot was epic!
Guillermo puts good vibes out in the world and they come back to him multiplied 100 fold. He's our everyman on the court or the red carpet.
✌️😁🤟🤣❄️ Glad you got to visit SLC Guillermo, Love you guys, appreciate all the laughs. Thank You
I don't even like basketball, but I really enjoyed watching that. Guillermo is amazing! 😆
Santos could be the author for the adult versions for “I am the original Pinocchio.”
Soylent Greene?!?!?! That's a spectacular reference.
I can't believe they didn't show Guillermo with Janelle Monae, or anything with Janelle Monae, she blew up Twitter bigtime! But as always Guillermo was awesome, always bringing joy wherever he goes.
This show wouldn't be what it is without him - I don't normally watch sports but I would watch that game to cheer on Guillermo every single time!!! We love you Guillermo!!! Well done sir! I would've been dead on the court floor within the first 5 minutes max 🤣
I love that Guillermo is living his best life
@justagirlsd3000
Жыл бұрын
For reals
@stratostatic
Жыл бұрын
Some people have all the luck.
I love Guillermo’s fun loving spirit. It’s infectious! 😅
We do mental health evaluations on every law enforcement office hired in the US. When are we going to start evaluating the lawmakers before allowing them to take office.
@tyinva1212
Жыл бұрын
You can't be serious!? Lol, it's easier to become a police officer in America than a barber and / or a summer life guard. All cops are bad people all police departments need to be defunded
Joe has been killing it ever since the State of the Union address. He doesn't look like a sleepy, weak old man to me.
@sunshine3914
Жыл бұрын
Killin’ it @ 0:33
If Austin Powers saw MTG he'd say "Thats a man! Baby!" 🤮
Salt Lake area resident here, I'm glad Guillermo had a good time. He's a cool dude. His last comment was "I'm gonna go get a beer", there are a number of excellent craft breweries within a few blocks of the arena he was playing in. ✌️🖖
It's about time Guillermo played in the All-Star game lol. Years of cracking jokes in the NBA finals, mingling with players and making them laugh, getting rejected by Lebron year after year, he's earned it!
Shaq’s reaction to the pizza was priceless! 👍
Guillermo is a national treasure.
@stratostatic
Жыл бұрын
Not really..
@frankmurecha8872
Жыл бұрын
@@stratostatic am not American but i think he is both American and Mexican treasure lol
@markwilliams2620
Жыл бұрын
@@frankmurecha8872 He has Guillermo envy.
@pietrojenkins6901
Жыл бұрын
@@markwilliams2620 he's probably from Fox News.
@morbidmanmusic
Жыл бұрын
Sorry, you are misusing that word, like so many others who have no real understanding of its meaning.
These monologues make everything just a tad bit more tolerable
@Pinkricaan
Жыл бұрын
I love the serious knowledgeable comedic politic shows on YT. I wish there could be a roast of that whyte woman...is a comedian at the POTUS dinner still a thing?
@askew9976
Жыл бұрын
They make my every morning 😊
@Hmy8799
Жыл бұрын
I decided it was best for my mental health (following the height of covid when I watched far too much mainstream media who was all about the fear mongering then) to get my news from kimmel’s monologues and Trevor Noah-missing him these days!! Decided it gave me enough of the gist regarding what was going on; and then I’d read about anything important from one of the extremely limited Journalists I trust to just give it straaaaight!
@rumpelstiltskin6965
Жыл бұрын
Trust me! It's very enjoyable across the world!! Rejoice in the belief that you brought joy to humankind. Not "you" personally.
@quirkyquips9915
Жыл бұрын
@@askew9976 up
That half court shot a hair past the buzzer was unexpected, and pure awesome :D
"Trust me, I'm like really smart. I'm not stupid, I can tell you that right now. I understand things. I comprehend very well, better than I think almost anybody. People say I'm like a super genius of all times. I'm like one of the smartest people in the whole world." Donald J. Trump
@laduchesse6530
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the laughing stock around the globe.
Even though she is fictional and an animation, Marge Simpson is INFINITELY more qualified to be in Congress than Marge Taylor Greene...
@HairynosedWombat163
Жыл бұрын
Someone should tell that idiot that there are more countries around the world helping Ukraine to defend their country from Russia's illegal invasion than just the USA. How the hell is this nutcase in Congress?
@istdochallesegal3427
Жыл бұрын
And also LOTS hotter...
@ik7482
Жыл бұрын
@@istdochallesegal3427 MTG is disgusting.
@richardlee9825
Жыл бұрын
I agree, Marge Simpson would be better.
@riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
Жыл бұрын
Marge could get those yellow MILF cheeks clapped 👏👏
"Marjorie Soylent Greene"
@jackderipper2233
Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Trailer Queen
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
Margarine Traitorous Gangrene
I love your show! Your aunt tippi is amazing! Keep the love flowing unless she's not feeling it ☺️. I like Guillermo too! He's a team player.
Watching Guillermo playing in the celebrity game was better than watching the actual All Star game.
I always watch the monologue. I rarely watch the second half. Guillermo made me laugh out loud (and he plays basket ball better than I can). Thanks! Amazing show.
Guillermo seems like such a good guy, full of joy and positive vibes. We need more of Guillermo’s in this world 💯
@stratostatic
Жыл бұрын
Guillermo should be happy. His life isn't a constant beat down, like it is for many of us..
@ndrthrdr1
6 ай бұрын
I want to be Guillermo when I grow up.
That was possibly the funniest basketball game of all time!! Can't remember laughing that hard!!
I love Guillermo so much. I’m Mexican and he reminds me of my father that’s no longer with us. Yet it’s in the blood of a Mexican man to be happy and hilarious at times. Guillermo is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs. I’m an 8yr Intelligence/Airborne OIF Combat vet of the US Army 38yrs old. I’ll provide security for him for free😂😂 I totally would haha
Guillermo must be the happiest guy on TV; love that guy.
@stratostatic
Жыл бұрын
If I got paid a pile of money to sit on a stool and look stupid, I'd be happy too...
@RichS.73yroldbodybuilder
Жыл бұрын
I will miss him when he’s gone😢
@ricardofranco5371
Жыл бұрын
Where he going
@ricardofranco5371
Жыл бұрын
And remember to smile
@ricardofranco5371
Жыл бұрын
Just remember to smile
“I got away with it, so …” - amazing defense. I guess that is how serial killers start. He is just moron-ish.
I’ve lost count of how many different objects in which Guillermo has hidden a liquor flask to take to celebrity events. 😆
Good on Guillermo for having fun at the game. He seems like a cool dude.
Way to go Guillermo!!! 🤣👍👏👏👏
Jimmy Kimmel makes it look too easy. He's a legend.
Great job Guillermo!
Trump should be the first one in line for those "competency tests!!
@lesleyd2448
Жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@joefredlin5018
Жыл бұрын
No Biden first he is literally giving handshakes to nobody , forgetting and blbering stuff
@manoroartstudio1370
Жыл бұрын
You’re saying he should be ahead of loopy Joe Biden? Where do u buy your crack?
Guillermo is a national treasure 🧸🏆
Pres. Biden is my Hero. 20hr train ride across Ukraine with Putin Knowing. USA Commander in Chief . Bravo
@rogerm7922
Жыл бұрын
Well said 👏
Love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗 🩷💕🩷
We really should just ignore anything MTG says instead of publicizing her child like statements. That woman has contributed nothing to her country, to congress, or to the world. It is truly sad that the smallest minds often have the largest voices!
@lenawagenfuehr53
Жыл бұрын
I'm a little tired of this "Mean Girls" policy in politics. If you don't agree with someone, you exclude them and try to pretend they don't exist...not very democratic, is it? You have to talk with people, especially those who were elected!
Soooo much fun!! I wouldn't accept a Papa Johns pizza either! - but it was a kind offer. You did a fantastic job! Love you Guillermo! 🫶🏼👏💖💋
We are so proud of Joe Biden right now - he's shown he has the smarts AND the balls to lead this country. Anyone who says otherwise now should have their heads examined (as Grandma used to say). MTG and others of her tribe are never going to understand, but they're just short-term. Joe is a hero.
@laduchesse6530
Жыл бұрын
Agree 💯 🇪🇺
Now that's how REAL Presidents act.
@tnbrfller
Жыл бұрын
Bone spurs never stopped President Biden from entering a war zone. trump ? not so much.....
@duanemartin1383
Жыл бұрын
Yeah…. Because Ohio must be in Ukraine. Biden is a joke and the whole world knows it. Z only welcomed him with open arms and a plague so as to keep the money flowing.
@evangray2594
Жыл бұрын
You're right. Guillermo is a class act.
I love Guillermo! He’s so much fun!
Guillermo you are great! We love you!
That Was Great!!! Smiling And Cheering Like I Was At The Game!! 😅😅🎉🎉
I’m not really a basketball person. But this was the best game I’ve ever seen in my life. Team Guillermo
@dougfreeman8212
Жыл бұрын
Leave it to cringe kimmel and his lame writers to further push his show into irrelevance. Biden is all in on Ukraine pushing us into WW3 but let’s still talk about Trump. Kimmels show has been about trump for 6 years.
@karensimon876
Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is my spirit animal!
@globalwarmhugs7741
Жыл бұрын
Back off, get your own Guillermo! 😁💕.
@globalwarmhugs7741
Жыл бұрын
@@dougfreeman8212 And yet here you are obsessively watching his extremely popular, relevant show.
@dougfreeman8212
Жыл бұрын
@@globalwarmhugs7741 these deep state propagandists need to be called out when they’re seen. I didn’t actively look for this crap it just showed up. Biden is giving more money to Ukraine and pushing for war but Orange man bad! You people are delusional
Just have Biden go to Ohio and toss them some paper towels.
I think whomever runs for President should be tested on logic,history, geopolitics,world economics and the constitution. Guillermo, you rocked!!!
Guillermo is always funny lol
Love me some Guillermo!!!!! He killed it! ❤️❤️❤️
The Secret Service guys must've had one hell of a tough few days. Can you imagine? He wants to go WHERE? Oh hell.
Who'd of thought that this happy guy could be such a great comic? That hoop hanging shot was fantastic 🏀 It was a basket to me!
Jimmy you have a gem in Gillermo. That man is so precious. Tell him great basket ball shot. Wow a basket. Unbelievable. And so funny. Great show Jimmy.
Haha! Shaq cradling Guillermo like a little baby had me dying!
Mental competency tests for political candidates and firing squads for traitors... I must say I'm starting to really like some of Trump's ideas for how to get rid of Trump...
I just love Guillermo with all my heart ❤! Protect this man!
I think there was a very capable American president who used a wheelchair.
I actually look forward to seeing Guillermo every year at the All-stars even more than most of the actual players 🤣
They should also agree to full disclosure of their taxes....
It's amazing who these GOP leadership and the President are.🙆🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🙆🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ America how can you continue this way. Love you guys.
Guillermo is simply the best 🏀🏀🏀
I thought facebooks was as bad as social media could get. Tiktok just takes things to a whole other level of absurdity and obsession with ourselves.
I seem to remember some elected Republicans spending 4th of July in Moscow instead of Main St., USA.
FYI. The first recorded Mardi Gras in America happened in 1699 when French explorers engaged in festivities with native tribes near New Orleans, starting a lasting connection between the city and French culture.
Guillermo is an absolute legend !! 😂
@joc8092
Жыл бұрын
he's not that funny, actually
@stratostatic
Жыл бұрын
I think the Guilermo thing of being clueless is genuine, and not an act.
I love watching and listening to Guillermo. He makes me laugh.
Guillermo is my favorite!!!❤
That hug made me cry I love the respect Vladimir has for America's/ The west's support. PRICELESS
Guillermo is the best!
Guillermo is my new hero- the stuck behind the hoop shot should be worth 10 points at LEAST
Jimmy is a great man to share his stage with Guillermor....and it has been working out well for his show....