Biden's Mysterious Sky Object Speech, Trump’s Bogus Voter Fraud Claims & Do You Have a Black Friend?
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Joe Biden held a press conference to talk about mysterious objects in the sky, the President is said to be in good health after his annual check-up, we got excerpts from the special grand jury report on whether Trump and his minions broke the law when they tried to overturn the election results in Georgia, the DOJ has ordered former Vice Poodle Mike Pence to testify about what happened on the day of the Insurrection, George Santos reportedly raised money for a recount that never happened and was interviewed in 2017 in connection to a credit card fraud scheme, Guillermo is set to play in the Celebrity All-Star basketball game in Salt Lake City, we take to Hollywood Blvd to see if people passing by have a black friend, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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They also should ask BLACK people if they have a WHITE friend, would be pretty interesting.
@tefweebz
Жыл бұрын
You seem to think this is some kind of gotcha. Literally every black person I know has white friends.
I have a black friend. George Santos.
📣Let’s Go Guillermo!🏀
"officer Santos, i'll take it from here", that one had me dead😂😂
@deejayp9668
Жыл бұрын
As a Dialogue Specialist, if I'd WRITTEN that JOKE, the funnier version would've been: "Officer Santos! I'll take ME from here..." (Tiny tweaks? Major effects!)
Fatty shack has to be one of your better names you thankfully given so many thank you Jimmy and friends
SO PROUD of my Pennsylvania boy! Harrisburg PA born'n raised here.
That dude in Orange jacket is a straight LEGITIMATE legend. 🥶😎. Proud of you bro 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🖖🏽
Can somebody tell me what is unconstitutional about him honoring a subpoena?
@TheRealcdawg22
Жыл бұрын
He is trying to claim "executive privilege" (wrongly) to get out of it. They always say Constitution this Constitution that about things that do not pertain. The fact is that Republicans are liars and hypocrites that think they can make any claim they want, unchecked, because they believe their constituents are stupid.
@ianthesoccerref
Жыл бұрын
There's not much left of it after that administration trampled it.
@sherylhoward4831
Жыл бұрын
Nothing.
@johnmarko1125
Жыл бұрын
The whole point is Gym Jordan and the rest of the corrupt fascist repukes never honored a single legal and justified subpoena. The Biden administration and other dems should return the "courtesy". After all, the fascist repukes set the new standard for subpoenas.
@nickionthe5
Жыл бұрын
He too thinks he's above the law.
The "Do you have a black friend?" segment was hilarious. "Oh, I forgot about Charles!"
@Period-mw8fw
Жыл бұрын
He’s in charge you can’t forget about him 🤣
@vojake100
Жыл бұрын
Broh I just realized I don't have any black friends 😭
@rlawrence9838
Жыл бұрын
Which means she so used to thinking of him as a person that the idea of thinking of him as a race didn't occur to her until she was in a jimmy kimmel segment..yay...its so funny.
@user-yn8yj6vb9k
Жыл бұрын
Isn't the point to not see race?
@rlawrence9838
Жыл бұрын
@@user-yn8yj6vb9k That was the point I made...
I like the Minnesotans. They're honest and down to earth. Nothing worse than somebody awkwardly pretending they have a Black friend.
@humanuponearth
Жыл бұрын
as a chicagoan, that's just the midwest culture. moved to arizona and it's no surprise that girl lied about having a black friend
@maargenbx1454
Жыл бұрын
@@humanuponearth I don’t know why she bothered to lie, though. There are still many places in US that have few black people.
@goodtroublemaker143
Жыл бұрын
When my brother came home on leave from the Army, my 6-year-old son asked if he worked with any black people (we’re from Montana). My brother said yes, and my son asked what they were like. My brother then said, “Buddy. You go to school and church with some black people,” and then named two kids my son played with all the time. My son was stunned. I don’t know what he thought black people looked like.
You can do it Guillermo!!!!
“I’ll pop it again, Jack!” 😂😂 that one got me 😁
@unbornbabyhasconstructionalrig
Жыл бұрын
I guess if I was a man with low testosterone I would enjoy him to. Thank God I don't have low testosterone
@scipioafricanus5871
Жыл бұрын
@@unbornbabyhasconstructionalrig I've heard about Constitutional Rights but never Constructional lmao
The legal wiggling that politicians pull off seems so wild to us regular folks for whom stiffing a subpoena would be unthinkable.
@johnmarko1125
Жыл бұрын
You mean the legal wiggling that fascist REPUKE politicians pull off. Democrats don't do that. But now that the fascist repukes set a new standard of not complying, dems should reciprocate and act accordingly.
@johnplemons6664
Жыл бұрын
If your a Democrat it’s easy.
@nickwallette6201
Жыл бұрын
Nono, it's fine. You just have to say "it's unconstitutional." It's just like pleading the fifth. You just say that, and nothing bad happens to you. Try it!
@JohnWhite-xc3md
Жыл бұрын
Different legal system for wealthy people.
@ElSantoLuchador
Жыл бұрын
People keep trying to assure us that "no one is above the law" when that boat has already sailed.
Didn't Santos also claim he was Jimmy's sidekick before Guillermo?
@terwillagermcghee4148
Жыл бұрын
Santos was Jim's first black friend
@jim007
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gibixhegu1612
Жыл бұрын
@@terwillagermcghee4148 we have a winner 🤣
@nanarose8537
Жыл бұрын
@@terwillagermcghee4148 😂😂😂
Black friends segment ..... last one was very nice.
Trump would be a nice fit in an orange suit :)
@phucue9810
Жыл бұрын
How would you know if he's wearing it?
@hannah1948
Жыл бұрын
At least his skin will match his jumpsuit.
Do you have a black friend segment was to funny. We need more!
Jimmy needs to have Santo’s as a guest. Put him in the claw machine 😂
I think the “do you have a black friend?” Segment is the funniest
I like presidents that don't flush important documents down the toilet 🚽🪠
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
Do you like presidents that have top-secret documents scattered all over every residence they own and in the garage next to their car is that what you like
@terwillagermcghee4148
Жыл бұрын
@Dan Mcgriff Danny boy hanging in there, going down with the ship!
@Wangchung405
Жыл бұрын
@@vinncubus4628 TDS still controlling your life 😂
@vi2623
Жыл бұрын
Or eats them … 😆🤣😂
@keking2178
Жыл бұрын
They bring them home😂
Jimmy, you are hilarious 🤣 hope I spelled it right, Love 💕
Jimmy Kimmel is awesome 😂
Jimmy: thank god I found your show. You have made the recent years bearable. I never watched any of this kind if stuff until MardoLardass came around, and it has helped me so much. Please never retire.
@Me_G.
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, some of the old ones mocking tRump I still go back to watch just for laughs.
lmao i felt bad for the first Minnesota girl-seemed like she was about to cry because she didn’t have a black friend 😂
I’ll continue saying it night after night the Jimmy Kimmel show never disappoints and by far is the best show on regular cable hands down!!
@SarahSmith-me2xf
Жыл бұрын
no
@rahiemthomas5617
Жыл бұрын
@@SarahSmith-me2xf yes
@newtron9
Жыл бұрын
No.....I watch Gutfeld, you should too, he is the King Of Late Night, you do know that don't you?
@Audace1400
9 ай бұрын
LOL. His ratings aren't good.
Sydney Powell could probably get away with an insanity plea.
"... even a big chubby one who cheats at golf." So glad I got past that one without spewing coffee on my screen. 😅
@bidenisgarbage9428
Жыл бұрын
Biden is the biggest embarrassment in American history 😆 cope little fella
They used to post his monologue much earlier. I wish they'd go back to doing that.
@Bradleyswagg93
Жыл бұрын
Right?! They post it at air time now so frustrating
@richardjones2455
Жыл бұрын
Wish in one hand...
What's cool is when your friends didn't see color and you forgot what color they were.
@unbornbabyhasconstructionalrig
Жыл бұрын
Its virtue signalling but not virtuous to pretend you don't realize your friend is a different color.
@humanuponearth
Жыл бұрын
@@unbornbabyhasconstructionalrig your skin color doesn't define who you are, nitwit. she just happened to remember her good friend is black. it was actually refreshing for shorty to forget about charles lol.
@TommyChardonneret
Жыл бұрын
@@unbornbabyhasconstructionalrig Talk about (actually screaming your lungs out) about psychological projection, you ULTIMATE virtue signaling fraudster! Just take one glance at your "superiority complex" finger pointing and recognize the age old adage that 3 of your fingers are pointing back at YOU!
@JMyoutube1
Жыл бұрын
All you democrats talk about is people skin color
If you have a black friend was so funny 😁 😂
this show has the best graphics department.
Sounded like Guillermo said, “I’m going to Sour Lake, Utah”!! 🤔 Love you Guillermo - “He did, he did say Sour Lake, Utah. 😄😁🤣😂😎
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Have a lot of fun Guillermo ❤️❤️
Do you have any black friends was funny as hell😭🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾
LoL🤣😂 Jimmy this was a funny segment, you finally made me laugh.............😁. ❤️😊✌️😎
Guillermo makes me smile so big. He's a great guy.
Unnecessary censorship is one of my favorite parts of the week!
@marylane3181
Жыл бұрын
I had to Google the Barney song to find out what the seven things were! (days, fwiw) :)
@neverhomepnw
Жыл бұрын
I honestly absolutely cant stand that segment. I love the show but it reminds me of something a 3rd grader put together.
@rolandofgilead43
Жыл бұрын
it is my favorite bit
@terri6854
Жыл бұрын
It's a very monotonous, repetitive and lazy bit. Paint-by-numbers comedy.
@rolandofgilead43
Жыл бұрын
@@terri6854 sometimes you get bits like that for example snl has done a lot of really stupid bits and some of them were good and some were awful. Yes this is a stupid bit but it makes me laugh when I need a good
The lady at the friend end was real for real. Bless her 🙏 ❤️.
@alicias7236
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. When you're that close you stop seeing labels.
Watching from Nairobi, Kenya
'Make no mistake, Jack, we love President Biden!
"Say 'good-bye' to the 'Good-Year' blimp. " Epic! LOL!
Utah is the best!!! Lived there most of my life! Enjoy the beautiful views!
I love the blurs. I laugh so hard.
Loved the black friend segment. Let's see it again in the future
@lyseight1l991
Жыл бұрын
Maybe ask the audience too.
@baptist8155
Жыл бұрын
But why? How about asking black people how many asian friends they have? Or maybe ask Asians how many white friends they have? Why does it have to be a white and black thing? Or lets ask a better question. How many black people watch Jimmy?
@lyseight1l991
Жыл бұрын
@@baptist8155 and those are good ideas as well.
@Drake5607
Жыл бұрын
@@baptist8155 Because it's funnier that way? It's a twist on the "I have a black friend" defense! It's a classic "white person" thing. If you transform that to a black person saying he's got "an asian friend" you lose that part of the joke... And now that I had to explained the joke, I've killed it a little a bit (sorry joke, you will be remembered fondly).
@brynneholt1990
Жыл бұрын
Because @baptist, most black people already interact with others.
Guillermo is a true national treasure
@daltonwatson5795
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, you got that right!😀😀
@lexicon612
Жыл бұрын
He's playing center for his team. Can't believe Jimmy didn't catch the joke opportunity.
@RHCole
Жыл бұрын
He is the best part of the show.
@cruzej804
Жыл бұрын
The question is, which nation? Lol
@youwinbrown2087
Жыл бұрын
I don't find he adds anything to the show. Laughing and joking about drinking is so old now.
lovely survey...the lad from Allentown bossed it, he surely is a local hero now
People from Allentown PA are pretty cool, so not surprised that he had so many black friends.
Much love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, Don (the warm-up guy), and crew! 🤗🩷🩷🩷
@SarahSmith-me2xf
Жыл бұрын
no
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
@Sarah Smith I do have respect and love for them. I'm wondering why you are here.
@nickkerr3902
Жыл бұрын
@@lillyanderson3623 no
Jimmy we luv you
I can't wait to see Guillermo sky for a rebound. Show us that 2 inch vertical!
Santos is trump university greatest graduate. He majored in larceny and alternate facts.
@franzvanjulio5523
Жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated.
@heiltecn9ne
Жыл бұрын
AOC attended the tyrannical college of Obiden in the land of child sniffing paradise
@ashman8891
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@cliffishot2def
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, his major was idiocracy.
@allenlovell1604
Жыл бұрын
And more than that ; Griftimg for Fun and Profit ! I wonder 💭 if he’s one son of Trump, that he doesn’t recall having ( Lol 😆).
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 ❤️👍
gotta love KIMMEL. he's got Guts its nice too see someone stick on his own valu
@AR-ed3xw
Жыл бұрын
Oh so your whole thing is posting twice in a row, but one messed up in some way. Kinda sad!
@gloonnug4797
Жыл бұрын
You have to admit.. a Chinese talk show host definitely knows what’s best for America! 💪🇺🇸
@scarygreenmonster4130
Жыл бұрын
@@AR-ed3xw Prolly doesn’t know there’s an Edit button 😂
@AR-ed3xw
Жыл бұрын
@scarygreenmonster4130 you would think that, but they do it every comment, and they comment very soon after the video is posted. There is no way they always type the entire comment back out with the mistake corrected and the comments always be right next to each other without copy/pasting the entire thing. The comments pour in way too fast, and there is no other reason to have it copied! Just a sad troll!
@AR-ed3xw
Жыл бұрын
@scarygreenmonster4130 ha just looked after I replied to you and he deleted the one with fewer mistakes! Definitely can't find the delete option without seeing the edit option!
OMG BUD GRANT!!!!! I'm an old Vikings fan from way back, and seeing him made me high! BTW, to be fair, MN has a fairly low African American population. 13.6% of Americans are "black or African American," and it's only 7.4% in Minnesota (US Census). We have an incredibly shameful history in our state of redlining and other policies that have prevented our population from being fully integrated too, so it can be difficult for a rural or suburban white person in MN to even know any black people, let alone make friends. Right now I have a few black students and coworkers (including my boss), a black landlord, and my primary care physician is a black woman (and I love her so much!), but I can't honestly say I currently have any black friends. I really only have 4 friends, close friends. Three are white, and one is Hispanic. Sure I have black acquaintances, but I won't play that game to make it seem like I have more black friends than I do. One of those acquaintances was actually George Floyd - yeah, him.😞He did security at a bar where my band used to play. He even introduced us once at the start of our first set. We gave him a few bucks, which turned out to be the same amount we'd each made that night! It's worth it though, when the audience loves the guy doing the intro, they like the band more. George was popular. A lot of people loved him.
My favourite quote from Lindsey is " Aw those are just mah little lady bugs " Look it up LOL!!!!!
Charles gonna be devastated.
Mike Poodle is the perfect nickname for him. Coward works too.
We stayed in Rosewood during the Camp (Paradise, CA) fires, and the sun was blotted out by smoke.
“Oohhhh I forgot about Charles!” Charles: *folds arms 😑*
Great show Jimmy, you always make my day better!
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
Mine too!
I remember when Kimmel was the show to watch , Not Anymore
12:18 '' Bobby get your a** up here and s*** this c***''😂 It was ''SIGN this CONTRACT'' but now am hearing different stuff.😭😂
Hope tomorrow Kimmel does something about the breaking stories of how Fox anchors lied.
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
I can't watch Fox all I do is lie I watch MSNBC they tell the truth except for when they lied to us every night for two and a half years about Russia collusion should I forgive him for that. I forgive them that they lied and said Trump was a Russian spy and I forgive them that they said Hunters laptop was Russian disinformation other than that they never lie you can trust them
@rorycannon7295
Жыл бұрын
That’s not news that happens every day
@richardjones2455
Жыл бұрын
It would be easier to do a story on which ones didn't lie, it would take about two seconds.
@loveforeignaccents
Жыл бұрын
Do you not know that Kimmel doesn't work on Fridays?
@Erin-ce5gs
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 ...Are you high? You're not making any sense at all.
The only alien we can confirm calls itself Marjorie Taylor Green
Jimmy is a world away from Letterman, whose charm completely evaded me
@2:49 "Fattyshack down in Maralago..." I am offended and outraged! The imagery of a classic comedy, ruined for eternity! Like throwing soup on a masterpiece....🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the street interviews
Please do one more black friend every week please that's dope 🤠🤠🤠
I love how you guys ‘Mericuh’d the F out of a balloon three times. Those sidewinder missiles are like 90,000 each lol how much is a rope tether ???? Lol
As a biker, I stand by George Santos! He invented HARLEY-DAVIDSON!!!
You go Dark Brandon !!! 😎
White dude with the glasses has black friends for sure I can see the flavor yessssss
@LindaC616
Жыл бұрын
He was definitely military!
Ok..”Fattyshack” is a new personal favorite nickname!
Hey... We here in SLC... We welcome you. !!
@tyinva1212
Жыл бұрын
Hey.... we here outside of Utah are not messing with you guys.
You sure it wasn't George Santos that actually attacked Ben Carson's mother and not Ben Carson himself?
Jimmy's audience is the best!
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
@@panchonelson3573 so you spend your evening trolling.
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
@Lucas B I live in Southern California and have been to Jimmy Kimmel's show a few times. There are no signs telling you when to clap or sit down. Where did you come up with this? I've been to other shows as well, and they don't have any of the things that you mentioned.
@mikeJohnson-ie2md
Жыл бұрын
@@lillyanderson3623 I had been on a popular, national talk show over 20 years ago. Prior to taping, we were told to follow the lead of hype man standing next to the stage. At that time, many daytime talk shows had a hype man or woman directing audience reaction. Perhaps things are different now. Maybe some do and others don't.
@lillyanderson3623
Жыл бұрын
@mike Johnson I have not been to tapings of any daytime talk shows. I was mainly taking issue with the comment that audiences are puppets.
@mikeJohnson-ie2md
Жыл бұрын
@@lillyanderson3623 I understood your point, and I agree with you. I was merely informing you, and the public, about a possible reason some people refer to the audience as puppets. Twenty years ago, I found the practice to be disingenuous, even though I understood how it provided for better home viewer experience, and higher show ratings. Perhaps there has been a change in practice or it may be a daytime vs. nighttime show difference.
Oh my goodness Jimmy !!!
One of the jokes I'm proudest of was when a coworker and I were chatting and he (in good humor) gave me crap about how I was going to claim I "had a black friend". I immediately told him "No. I don't have any black friends." He gave me a look of utter shock to which I responded, "What? I don't have any white friends either. I'm a complete loser."
@okeomslax26
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@annetteharmon6194
Жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂.
@mf568
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@CommaderRockwell
Жыл бұрын
Ha ha..... ha. Funny.
As a mixed race man i absolutely love the black friend segment lol. love to see more of these =)
Kimmel mentioning Trump, like clockwork
🤔me looking for the “Jimmy Kibble” monologue…only to realize it’s Saturday 😂😂
How long does it take to indict someone
@SeansModelBuilds
Жыл бұрын
If they have Popularity and Power: forever. If they don't, in no time.
Poor charles :(
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cannot stand Jimmy! I'm literally weeping. One of my faves. love this show!
i love how Jimmy isn't afraid to lose half of his potential viewers by mocking republicans on 100% of his shows. It's such a smart business move. Brilliant!
I love this
Remember, the only 3 term president was "aged" and in a wheel chair. And got US through Ww2. Then Truman and bombs.
@freya8133
Жыл бұрын
The war ended because of the bombs. They were planned by the Roosevelt administration but he died before they were dropped. We warned Japan, "surrender or be bombed!"
I love Biden!! Jimmy, you make ma laugh everyday and it is much needed!! One day, I will see you in person at your show!! You are awesome!
Guillermo what an honor!! Let me take you to some yummy tacos here in Salt Lake city!!
10:55 I have a Vietnamese friend named Charlie.
gotta love KiMMel. he's got Guts its nice too see someone stick on his own value
Why is it so hard for Americans to believe in the existence of space aliens? I mean, an orange-skinned one was President from 2016 to 2020!
I would bet on perjury charges in Georgia for ancillary players long before Trump ever sees the inside of a courtroom. Just like we charged the insurrectionists but not the inciter of the insurrection. American justice.
Tks. much.
Can somebody please tell me why the kimmel show has a segment called Do you have a black friend? It’s 2023 can we all just grow up? You wanna have a segment called do you have an Asian/Native American,Latino/ White friend also?
@SeansModelBuilds
Жыл бұрын
Given the events of this past month, it should have been Do You Have an Extraterrestrial Friend?
Wow…not one mention of the train derailments happening especially the one in OHIO that’s probably one of the worst Chemical leaks ever great coverage Jimmy. 😕
@terwillagermcghee4148
Жыл бұрын
There's nothing to joke about with that. I guess making fun of the weirdos trying to say it was forced hiring of brown people that caused it, they're all jokes
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
Ikr? Enough of this UFO nonsense! People need to hear more about the situation in Ohio!
@michaelwhitaker9719
Жыл бұрын
It happened under Biden, you really expect him to criticize one of his own?
Brilliant!
Was his health checkup free under the ACA? Mine wasnt.
Yessss Jimmy El Mejorrrrrr
M y A nus G aping A gain ~GQP Warcry 🤡
@AppRemb
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Pete Bootyjugs
@cagedfecalfightdeathmatch6153
Жыл бұрын
@@AppRemb Poor baby is just salty because it’s “red wave” turned out to be just it’s menstrual cycle 💃🩸 🤡