Passing out Chinese made red hats 🤣

@Paula-ps1vi

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

TAN OF LA MANCHA!! 😂 That bit alone is worth an Emmy!!!

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

Bravely, Guillermo has never given up on a single meal in his entire life. He's my hero!

“Tan of La Mancha!” 🤣 PURE GENIUS MASH UP!!!

I think Jr's on blow again.

@kittikins1

Жыл бұрын

Again? Never not on it

Tan of La Mancha deserves an Emmy

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

"Not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a trainwreck" Comedy gold!

Jimmy Kimmel, Colbert, etc. need a medal for service to humanity. Some of the new is so depressing that the only way to digest it is through these guys. Thank you! Thank you! thank you!

@HairynosedWombat163

Жыл бұрын

Totally agree. I wouldn't have survived the last two years without my daily dose of Jimmy and Stephen.

@hgr.7857

Жыл бұрын

Seth Meyers & JK got me through 4 very unsettling years of outrageously disgusting current events. Gotta laugh to keep from going mad 🤷🏼 (Hint: 2017-2020)

@smokesmypaparazi

Жыл бұрын

​@@hgr.7857 agree the current events and current state of the country are outrageously disgusting. It is a relief to listen to these jokers as you can't take them seriously.

Did it again “Bar a Largo” Thank you all

After the 2016 election, one of my patients said "We've gone from class to trash." So, so true.

@beanzieobeanz2955

Жыл бұрын

never were class

@johnyoung4923

Жыл бұрын

Obama was everything America thought it could be. Trump was everything America is.

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313

Жыл бұрын

@@jakelachance4408 And yet Biden never incited an insurrection like the sore loser who made America a global joke.

@normanriley5373

Жыл бұрын

what have you been smoken

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313

Жыл бұрын

@@jakelachance4408 Every Democrat is Einstein compared with someone who types "won" after over 60 failed legal challenges

Impossible dream edit is GOLD!

The ending was PERFECT. Jimmy. Congrats to your staff. Keep up the gooood work, we love ya. Canada Quebec.

Thank you for telling her to shut up!!!!! She's going to screw it all up! Lord please send her home!!!

@samcooper1761

Жыл бұрын

Yes! TFG will get off because this stupid child has to have her 15 minutes of fame. "*Giggle*I just thought it would be an awesome moment!!!!" Smh.

On fire Jimmy!

The montage of the 🍊 one was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you!

Love ❤️ You Jimmy ❤️ You Make Me ❤️ Laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

It's not often you see a train wreck, talking about a train wreck. 😂 😂. Nicely said JK.

"Somebody go grab me another six-pack of lawyers."

Best monologue ever!

I'm gonna find somebody to smile at me the way Emily smiles.

Those outhouses? It looks like they had someplace to go.

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

As the tumbleweeds blow through your comment, the plaintive cry of the wind can be heard across the swooping plains, _"r/woosh"_ . . .

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

Last night there was a break in at police headquarters, and all the toilets were stolen. The investigators are baffled. They have nothing to go on.

What would be the point of having Trump swear to tell the truth? His oath to uphold the constitution didn't prevent him from inciting an insurrection.

“The impossible dream” was genius. Thank you.

I hope MTG is thrilled with her boy’s brilliant performance in Palestine, OH. Such a hero for the Common Man. The hero who, during his sole administration, dismantled railroad regulations. (Among many other disasters...)

@markg1727

Жыл бұрын

False

@eddapultstab2078

Жыл бұрын

@@markg1727 such stirring rhetoric.....

@Lh-wq5gc

Жыл бұрын

What a moronic thing to say

@Lh-wq5gc

Жыл бұрын

The Federal Railroad Administration creates and enforces rail safety regulations, administers rail funding, and researches rail improvement strategies and technologies

@DearCult45cultist

Жыл бұрын

@@markg1727 True

I walked down Paradise in Vegas, winds were strong when I went to the store, walking back winds got to 60mph a homeless friend I'd helped out came to my side as I was crouching holding a pole. He dragged me off the street and hid me in his shelter behind the 7-11. When it calmed down I made him dinner and did his laundry. Every time I go back to Vegas I look for Eric at Paradise and East Twain 7-11. If you see him please give him something to eat a blanket, a tarp. He's convinced he's better off on the street. I tried everything to get him help.

@sjones3191

Жыл бұрын

What’s his ethnicity?

@therealfrantux

Жыл бұрын

​@s jones why is that important? Honest question

@poorthing

Жыл бұрын

​@@sjones3191down & out

@proculusjulius7035

Жыл бұрын

@@sjones3191 he's human.

@letthedogsout1

Жыл бұрын

Do you have someone writing the soundtrack for this song yet?

If Emily screws up indictments it's on her and shame on the news media for enabling her.

@bmpk7473

Жыл бұрын

already been stated that she is able to speak about the deliberations, so. No, it's not on her.

@appleblossomxo

Жыл бұрын

Jonelle Patterson: It was so ludicrous, would fit right in with the shenanigans against the American public. Don't think they could have found a better character actress if posted on central casting.

Another monologue, another Nailed It.

Giving Kohrs the job of spokesperson is indicative of the American system. Give a child such an important job and that child will be the one that takes the whole thing to a retrial. WTF is wrong in America? Wow 🤮

@lawrencedoliveiro9104

Жыл бұрын

Other countries don’t have this “Grand Jury” concept. It’s not clear what legal purpose it serves: either you press charges and prosecute, or you don’t.

@lstone3633

4 күн бұрын

Are the republicans granular enough to have orchestrated this or is it the predictable result of celebrity culture?

MAD PROPS to the EDITOR that assembled those tiny clips to make a hilarious parody.

Another masterpiece 👏🏽👏🏽🏆

Don Jr. admitted his father didn’t even bother to tell him he’s not coming to dinner.

@Picnuts

Жыл бұрын

Jr. is very intense!

@vvohvaelez9277

Жыл бұрын

"not the first time it happened" lmfao

@talk3194

Жыл бұрын

And it was Christmas not Thanksgiving! 😂 Go snort another line Jr.

@rurdy2rk380

Жыл бұрын

So he finally figured out who that was?

@akmpolsen

Жыл бұрын

If Don Jr isn't a cokehead, then no one is.

Thumbs up for the framing joke.

Kimmel's and John Oliver's writers are the best in the biz.

“Train wreck talking to train wreck” The best punchline of the week😂

That jurist, Emily, had the best expressions and was so fun to watch. But Emily, please 🤣

@theinquisitor18

Жыл бұрын

She sounds so excited to be part of something that most people will never be a part of. I get it. But, yeah. She needs to go home and relax. 😂

@gremlinn7

Жыл бұрын

@@theinquisitor18 She needs to save up some of that enthusiasm for the inevitable tell-all book.

@carolw8579

Жыл бұрын

What a dork.....sheesh

@mandyinseattle

Жыл бұрын

She bugs me. She's a narcissist who screams, look at me! She probably will be the cause of a change of venue which would be unfortunate.

@doggygaming950

Жыл бұрын

She didn't actually say anything.

The Man From LaMuncha can't catch a break here - WELL, he don't deserve one. SNAP

Oh Lord Jimmy, LMAO. The train joke did me in LOL.

Emily Kohrs’ childlike expressions are oh so cute… 😂😂😂❤

To whom ever of Jimmy's staff who had to probably listen to thousands of hours of Trump ramblings to find all those words, those "Biggly Lots of Words" WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

DJT Jr. has shoulders that apparently sloped away in utter embarrassment. Or perhaps he ate them. Gone at any rate.

@clothilde1623

Жыл бұрын

I’m really not a fan of body shaming in any respect, but I gotta confess that I couldn’t stop staring at his complete absence of shoulders during that clip. I’ve never noticed it before - he must usually wear ‘80s shoulder-padded power suits? Also I can’t help but ponder whether he is really Trump’s biological son? There’s no physical resemblance there at all! With Eric, yes, you can kinda see it. But Jr? He looks bugger all like his mother OR father! 🤔

@themamasquirrel7274

Жыл бұрын

​@@clothilde1623 I love your reminder about body shaming.

@themamasquirrel7274

Жыл бұрын

That shirt does not fit. Cant he afford something better?

2:59 "Bing the Conqueror" ROFL! Kimmel's writing staff comes up with the best puns!

This was one of your best shows ever!!! The Trump segment was golden, should be shown on all news media.

Jr. needs some shoulder pads!!

@zippyustar6350

Жыл бұрын

& a spine

@TheJJMclure

Жыл бұрын

@@zippyustar6350 set of stones could help. Bet he sits down to pee.

@lorinelson5383

Жыл бұрын

And a brain

@cathieludemann5879

Жыл бұрын

Craig:. You nailed it. I kept staring at the space where there should have been shoulders. He's a freak! Who is also now doing the accordion hand trick.

Jimmy Kimmel, that was an epic show!

Best monolog ever.

That probably happens to Jr. a lot.

Wow Circuit City, that's a throw back 😆

It’s not everyday a train wreck talks about a train wreck! I died 💀😂

@dianemcwilliams7271

Жыл бұрын

Perfection!

@markedly1013

Жыл бұрын

Can't top that one!

@andrewp7509

Жыл бұрын

While a train wreck chugs to Ukraine and buhhdah edge edge thinks about the lights he put under bridges in South Bend Indiana as he pulls his bike out of the car trunk to ride it the last block to work

@malcolmbliss777

Жыл бұрын

Yet you watched. And that sends his ratings even higher. You support Kimmel as much as any fan. Does it make you feel good? It makes me feel great!

@Marchant2

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewp7509 dump f**ked up, which causes you to come to the comments to make an attempt at english so you can do a Right Wing whataboutism.

Loved the ending, kudos to the editor

¨It´s not every day you get to see a train wreck talking about a train wreck.¨ = GOLD!

That song was the best! Emmy material for sure

Jr is starting to sound like he's doing a comedic impression of Sr.

DJT always looks like he's in a skit where they have someone else hiding behind him, reaching around doing the hand motions!

"A train wreck talking about a train wreck" Nailed it.

03:29 That letter is like my labrador dog got a human voice 😂😂

Greatest Hit ever, collage of The Impossible Dream. Very creative.

For Don Jr, isn't that every Thanksgiving

The montage at the end! Had to watch three times… brilliant work!

I love Emily Kohrs. This is looking good for the future of America. 🇺🇸

Don Jr. is a son that keeps on giving.

@lorinelson5383

Жыл бұрын

grifting

Oh emily.....😅😅😅.

Say what you will about the head juror, but she seems very honest and forthcoming with her answers and with herself. 🤘🧙‍♂️🤘

Trump Jr. seems like he's completely lost his marbles!!! Like father, like son. Someone, please indict Trump Sr., already!!! Maybe Jr., too.

@eliassalcedo5229

Жыл бұрын

You know where they get their money and it doesn't look good.

God, you can almost see Putin's hand pulling trumps strings.

@danmcgriff1421

Жыл бұрын

Trump and Putin how old is that can't you morons come up with something different damn

@nickwilliams3050

Жыл бұрын

lmao you are so brainwashed its wild.

@chokeama3389

Жыл бұрын

Everything with trump and Putin has been proved to be false

He's like Santi-Clawz handing out all those expensive little red hats.

@mariaarmas2217

Жыл бұрын

Red hats made in China I bet🤬

@kittikins1

Жыл бұрын

Cheaply made chy-na hats

The comedy never stops!

Poor DJTJ. Fatherless and shoulderless.

@zippyustar6350

Жыл бұрын

Spineless too

The opening monologue never gets OLD! Porter potties 🤣

Big props to your editing staff.

SCAMBURGLER!!! I'm loving' it!

OMG! Jimmy and his writers deserve an Emmy for that Tan of La Mancha bit! Solid Gold! A true work of art!!! THANK YOU! 😘

@stephenrowe1921

Жыл бұрын

I liked MAGA Teresa.

@catherinechirumbolo9467

Жыл бұрын

I love Jimmy's monologues especially when he focuses on trump and trump has gotten to the point that I can't tell him from the worst caricature or impression of himself!

@theorpheumcircuit

Жыл бұрын

Audio and video editors, take a bow! Give them some Emmy love too!

I love Jimmy Kimmel he's funny as hell

I love her grin, you so cool Emily!

"Anyone under criminal investigation should not be allowed to run for any public office" said djt during his debate with Hillary

@GRJCLyon

Жыл бұрын

Yet, when Old Pototo Joe was supposed to be investigated the reason why it was delayed was because it could have affected the election results. Fuq outta here.

Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, staff, and the warm-up guy!!! 🤗🩵

What? No paper towels! We in Ohio are not good enough for paper towels!

I bet DJT had a security person following him around collecting a Jackson for every one of those hats. Two bucks each for every one of those 12-year-old bottles of water, too.

@ronk9830

Жыл бұрын

What a thrill for those people. Superhero Donald in their presence...😂 And a bottle of water and a hat.

The end of the monologue was so fun 😊 thank you forever making me laugh from all the BS..and texting from Ohio Jimmy.

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

@Station7Jason

Жыл бұрын

Trump is saving Ohio

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

@@Station7Jason *_Trump is highly skilled at the art of the con. "Con" is short for confidence, and it is based on gaining confidence or trust from the potential victim. The skilled con is an expert at "baiting" the rube; telling the target what he wants to hear (as the “bait”), inspiring trust or confidence. Trump is truly a dedicated master baiter, spending a good part of each day master baiting his base._*

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

@@Station7Jason Q: _What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Jet Engine?_ A: _The jet engine stops whining when it gets to Florida._

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

@@Station7Jason Q. _What’s the difference between a Trump Republican and a Ukrainian?_ A. _A Ukrainian defends his Capitol._

"Guilty" means "total exoneration", to that goof.

When don jr said he showed up to thanksgiving dinner they should’ve played a clip from Austin powers Daddy wasn’t there 😂😂😂😂

Outstanding episode!!! 🤠

That was the BEST Jimmy!!!😄

Dude you killed it tonight LMAO!

An atomic grade presentation, Jimmy and crew ...brilliant!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Not every day you get to see a wreck talk about a wreck, one of the best descriptions of donald tdump.

@knbsd3876

Жыл бұрын

“Train”!

Excelente monologue 😂🎉

I Really Enjoyed Today's Video So Much And I Really Like Jimmy Kimmel So Much

Emily should do interviews every day! She has rules from the judge and DA and I'm sure she's following them. She's quite charming and a refreshingly human voice on the media.

@JBond-zf4dj

Жыл бұрын

Ya think? Huh. It's interesting how differently people see others.

Don Jr seems like he's progressively working on impressions of his dad

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

He reminds me of a lush that lived in my neighborhood. That man was always drunk, high in something or both.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555

Жыл бұрын

That poor bastard. He is half as smart as Don Sr.

@matthewbishop2986

Жыл бұрын

Don Jr sounds more like Kermit the frog rip off to me 🤣🤣

@samsepiol05590

Жыл бұрын

just listen to him say “Chy-na” FDT

@petedog9581

Жыл бұрын

Gotta like the lil hands with the pinched fingers move.

Thank you, Jimmy lol 😍

‘a lot of people told me’, ‘people are saying to me’……… He uses these imaginary people in his head to shield him from blames. He does what he wants, listens to no one.

Insanely tilting at windmills. The Tan of La Mancha.

Jimmy Kimmels' media/video editing people are geniuses. This is funny stuff.

Give your editor a raise for that ending.

@bianca-sg8zq

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!! The editing of Trump's soundbites was dope!! And too funny!!🤣😂 "Tan of LaMancha!!"🤣😂

@guynorth3277

Жыл бұрын

@@bianca-sg8zq ; was dope? sure

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

@emmawattson3187

Жыл бұрын

@@paradisepipeco BRAVO!!!!!!!

@JustMe-mh2pn

Жыл бұрын

​@jones that's hilarious 😂

Spot on,Jimmy!! Loved it! Thanks for making me LOL !!

Jimmy be on FIRE!🔥🔥🔥

No one does it better than Jimmy!!! The beginning is my favorite. But this time the end was pretty good lol.

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

*Trump brings down the house with this rousing finale:* 🎼 _"And now the end is near,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"And so I face the final curtain"_ 🎶 🎶 _"My friends, to save their rear,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"Will rat me out, of this I'm certain."_ 🎶 🎶 _"Sent up for life without parole,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I'm like roadkill out on the highway"_ 🎶 🎶 _"I screwed them all, but more than this,"_ 🎵 🎵 _"I did it my way."_ 🎶

@kevindean1327

Жыл бұрын

Yeah great guy. Epstein's buddy. How about you, you hang with pedophiles too?

@lulugallo7032

Жыл бұрын

@@paradisepipeco Thank you so much for this send !!! ❤️

@paradisepipeco

Жыл бұрын

@@lulugallo7032 You seem like someone who likes to have fun. I am wondering if you might be related to Leeloo from _"The Fifth Element"_ movie.

@lulugallo7032

Жыл бұрын

@@paradisepipeco Well you are pretty close. My last name is Gallo. As for life & fun. My motto growing up was work hard play hard. As I got older & 49 years old. Live each day as if it's your last & enjoy every second of it. It goes fast so pay no attention to the negative situations on life such as things or people. Water off a ducks back. Refuse to ever allow such negative things that some times come into our path to stop me from the beauties this beautiful world has to offer. Take for examples crossing paths as we did. Its a pleasure to have done so. Sincerely Lu Gallo. ❤️✌️🌼

Jimmy that humor from today was on point !

Hit by a porto-potty.....Imagine the wording of THAT car insurance claim?!?!?!?! Lol

The AI threatening to ruin that professor's career and destroy his reputation reminds me of my ex-PhD supervisor! Ahhh!