As part of the Dominion settlement, I would love to see all of them have to publicly apologize on air and tell everybody they lied.

@bukketkid2567

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, and they should have to do it before every showing for as long as they've been telling the lies 👍

@kingayy9267

Жыл бұрын

As awesome as that would be, it wouldn't change the minds of their die-hard, stupid fans.

@aa-tx7th

Жыл бұрын

faux news needs a surgeon general's esque warning; only meant to be consumed by the stup!d and hateful

@deechr1602

Жыл бұрын

… and lose their jobs….

@u2u4ic

Жыл бұрын

yea, because their viewers are so blind and deaf to all of this and will never know the truth. They have no clue

"Never trust a person who can clear their conscience of any immoral act, by asking forgiveness from their imaginary friend"

@xy6845

Жыл бұрын

So don't trust anyone then?

That girl speaking to Mike P. Was so confused it is nerve-racking. They can't sincerely act worried about rights being taken away. With the things their own party votes on record at that.

Put Trump on the stand under oath and have him testify before the American people.

They were crying because they’re overjoyed that finally you’ve been indicted. And hopefully, stupidity will stop.

@tshort315

Жыл бұрын

But won’t get convicted… sit down and shut up

@xy6845

Жыл бұрын

They probably held in their laughter really hard and he just blatantly lied about it in a bigly creative way like usually. Offering a very simple explanation there...

I love the way he acknowledges that he shouldn’t say something right before he says it.

@FutureCommentary1

Жыл бұрын

Talking to his base: ah ah ah see ? I am not politically correct I speak my mind ha ha ha.

@mv1362

Жыл бұрын

A hot interpreter hes so creepy

@takkieterror5152

Жыл бұрын

It is real concerning that a man in that position of power revealed his weaknesses so easily. You must be an idiot when you think it's a good idea that that weak man should lead USA again. An idiot or an enemy.

@MarilynMonday

Жыл бұрын

It sure takes away his excuse of pleading ignorance later 🙄 I can't wait to never hear his name or see his face again

@stillhere1425

Жыл бұрын

Not only shouldn’t, but CAN’T. “I can’t say this but I’ve got Girl Scouts buried in the White House rose garden oops so ennywayyy…”

I wish they would show more of Tuckems slumping in that chair with his lower jaw hanging open. It's priceless.

How does ANYONE keep a straight face interviewing him?! Im amazed at that, like at some point, you have to break out laughing and say " dude, are you serious right now?!"

@jamesmcinnis208

Жыл бұрын

@Get Zappéd 1974 Agreed. Now it's sad and worrisome.

@benjaminmorales7698

Жыл бұрын

I say that about Biden 😂 every one mostly stares at each other

@Barbelle1201

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't help but notice Tucker looked like he was having a hard time keeping a straight face.

@TheGuyThatEveryoneIgnores

Жыл бұрын

3:15 Tucker Carlson looks like he is trying very hard not to burst out laughing.

@DukeofGames50

Жыл бұрын

​@@Barbelle1201 he's always making awkward faces

...Tucker's eyes wistfully glaze over as he thinks fondly about the green M&M while Trump blabs on for no reason about the beautiful Chinese interpreter...

@Tao_Tology

Жыл бұрын

At this point I've entirely forgotten how the 'tucker loves the green M&M' idea got started. I can't believe an explanation would make it any less bizarre.

@007peeper1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MartinaMcDonagh

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@edvh88

Жыл бұрын

@@Tao_Tologyhe told us he loves her. He basically admitted to having sexual thoughts about her.

@lambsaucebutcappyblappy9775

Жыл бұрын

he didnt talk about the green one idiot.

I’m shocked that a university of Alabama student said that she’s worried that Dems are a source of worry to her…like has she been somewhere with like no access to the outside world for a while cause that doesn’t make any sense

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

Yes. She seems unaware that it's the GOP pushing women's rights back to the 60s. Taking away their rights to what happens with their bodies. She may feel pretty embarrassed when someone clues her in.

@zdavis4222

Жыл бұрын

While there are people in every country that are a bit insular in their views, my experience of visiting the USA (I live in the UK) is that there are a lot more people like that in the USA than in other countries. Geography may be partially to blame but thank goodness that our TV news programmes here in the UK are required to give a politically balanced view of news reporting. Mind you, there are still people in the UK who think our last prime minister but one, Boris Johnson, didn't lie to our parliament when the overwhelming evidence suggests otherwise.

@Maya_Pinion

Жыл бұрын

I'm not. It's Alabama.sad.

@valeriemahnic825

Жыл бұрын

She was set up to say that I bet 😂😂😂

@jeffvalentine9947

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I can’t rap my head around what she said and what she claims.

Guillermo is the best sidekick ever !

😆🤣😂🤣🥹 Tucker's face at 3:16 🥴 I can't figure out if he's desperately trying to stop from busting out laughing 😅 or if he's trying to hold in a deadly fart !

@elizabethchase8725

Жыл бұрын

More than likely the latter, he always look as though he needs a laxative 😂

@manueladames5835

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TuckFrump45

10 ай бұрын

😅😂

I would like at least one of them to answer “how is the concept of a woman being taken away from you by me, I’m a democrat… how am I taking womanhood away from you”. Just to hear the answers. 😋🤦‍♂️

Indicted Don: Everybody cried for me. Police officer in court: Never happened 😆

@hewlettwilliam4650

Жыл бұрын

Well it did a big tough NYPD cop with tears in his eyes said sir you need to change your diaper

@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987

Жыл бұрын

​@@hewlettwilliam4650 who the NYPD officer friend

@guerreroseventyfour1819

Жыл бұрын

Amazing that he still has the gall to say one thing even though there’s video evidence proving the contrary. What a buffoon.

@VelekaDatDiva

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@missyreed1804

Жыл бұрын

Right 👍😂

HELP!! I feel my womanhood is being taken away 🤣🤣🤣

What a lovely puppet tale. Always knew Metal had a heartwarming origin story.

@rjones6801

Жыл бұрын

Satan, he's the shining and the light without whom I cannot see.

@viridian4573

Жыл бұрын

@@rjones6801 If you say so.

Nothing proves Fox’s innocence like withholding evidence from the judge and getting sanctioned for it 😆

@JustBob5150

Жыл бұрын

Nothing pisses a judge off more...

@ethanj1598

Жыл бұрын

It was misplaced and they forgot about it .. the amount of lies are unlimited 😂😂😂

@MausMasher54

Жыл бұрын

Seems this is enough to pull their Broadcast license....

@seanpatton7406

Жыл бұрын

Does dump truck and jr. have the same *"Dealer"* 🤔🤔🤫??? Did anyone else hear/notice how rump was breathing during his interview??

@Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night

Жыл бұрын

@@seanpatton7406 He’s been doing that since he came down the escalator! I am guessing longer than that, but I only started listening to him when he began campaigning. There was a lot of speculation about the sniffing, but he assured everyone it was just allergies…makes you wonder!

Let's not forget he wanted to nuke a hurricane.

@Splitzery

Жыл бұрын

lets not forget how biden said you're not black if you dont vote for him

@davemckolanis4683

Жыл бұрын

@@Splitzery Don't Worry. We Haven't Forgotten How LAME Your Comments Are...

@Thomas-fj8ol

Жыл бұрын

@@Splitzery lets not forget trumps love for putin his handler

@roberthill799

Жыл бұрын

Let's not forget the difference between "your" and "you're" lest we demonstrate our illiteracy within the comments section.

@davemckolanis4683

Жыл бұрын

@@roberthill799 Be Aware That Smartphones Automatically CHANGE Words And Spellings, IF, The Person Doesn't Read Over Their Comments Before Sending Them, To Catch And Correct It. I Have To Watch The Word WERE, Because It AUTOMATICALLY Changes It To WE'RE Instead If I Let It Slip Past. I Suggest That You Be MORE CRITICAL On Those That Use NO Periods, Capitol Letters Or Punctuation Marks AT ALL. And Just RAM Words Together In One Long 170 Word Sentence, Without Even A PERIOD At The End Of It. As If Texting Is Permitted To Be LOWERED DOWN To A 1st Grade Level, Using Single Letters To Replace Entire Words, And Funny Faces To Supposedly Replace Thoughts As Well... The DUMBING DOWN Of American Literacy Indeed...

TC face when Trump talked about the “beautiful interpreter”! 😂😂

After the interpreter description Tucker looked like a dog about to get a treat.

imagine the penance Mike has to do after speaking to a woman without Mother there to narrow her eyes.

@The_Infamous_Boogyman

Жыл бұрын

Mike Penance 😅

@rastus666

Жыл бұрын

Mother has Mike’s little balls in a jar up high on the shelf where he can only wistfully gaze at them.

@rayepps9562

Жыл бұрын

Trump the godident of the United States of A"MAGA"CA🇺🇲

“Donald Trump our fondling father” 🤣🤣🤣

@liberalconservative7122

Жыл бұрын

You forgot “Son of God” 😳😂😂

@Communism.is.a.cancer

Жыл бұрын

You like it when your father did it to you.

@celestedonohue3543

Жыл бұрын

AND you forgot " The Chosen One!!! "...He's worse then the jackass in the Metallica bit!! (which was fun!!)

@CharlyRightNow

Жыл бұрын

Joe likes young females...guess that is just alright because he is a liberal..

@mtaylor7307

Жыл бұрын

🤢🤮🤮

Thank you for Metallica and Guillermo. Laughing and crying!! This was your Best, Jimmy!

Now you see the shyt we here in bama are facing all the time (🤯🤯🤯)

He must have spent hours practicing the word 'nuclear'. He seemed pretty proud he finally learned not to say 'nucular'.

@BlackGuardXIII

Жыл бұрын

I got the same vibe, like he thinks he’s a genius because he finally learned how to pronounce it.

@75greenfish62

Жыл бұрын

It's a big achievement for a guy with a 10-year-old's vocabulary. 👏

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310

Жыл бұрын

@@75greenfish62 my 10yo had far better vocab at 6! That said, he's pretty good at English.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310

Жыл бұрын

Same thought. I never knew he could actually pronounce it properly.

@annnee6818

Жыл бұрын

😂

Even Carlson was fighting back laughter on the interpreter scenario 😂

@russellcampbell9198

Жыл бұрын

He sure was.

@kristinbagani2811

Жыл бұрын

I saw that. 😂

@maggieyoung8090

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that! 😂🤣😂

@pre9341

Жыл бұрын

That look on Tucker’s face should become a meme. 😂

@boogieboy6946

Жыл бұрын

Actually it's panic...the stock value of Fox News is falling like an Avalanche...after all the new revelations!!

Jimmy! You silly man. Keep up the great work. I can't think of a better mouthpiece piece for the Libs.

Tucker's face...OMG!!! Priceless!

I don't know who pitched that Metallica's Puppet Show bit, but they deserved a friggin' RAISE!!

@greatvaluecorndog

Жыл бұрын

yeah that stole the show

@robertwright1410

Жыл бұрын

Yes!! It was sooo good.😂😂

@goodwill2607

Жыл бұрын

I don't agree. I think it's indoctrination, trying to make it cool to like Satanism.

@tomevans7567

Жыл бұрын

I actually started thinking they should find a way to incorporate this into their concerts. Maybe human size puppets. 😅😅

@1craley878

Жыл бұрын

Whoever's came up with this brilliant idea is going to have to look under their bed for the sandman to get revenge . Just never mind that noise you heard

in the last 7 years every time he opened his mouth he made america look like a country of fools. its so sad for the leader of free people

Loved Metallica puppet show! What a hilarious and brilliant bit! Thanks all around❤

@swimmingmide

Жыл бұрын

James and Lars were suprisingly good with the puppets. Especially in the begining when they were trying to sync the speach and mouths.

@whoisadrn4350

Жыл бұрын

bot

@manueladames5835

Жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤

As a Jew, I would like to claim Guillermo as one of our own officially. 🤣❤ so awesome hahahahaha

@brandonbell5357

Жыл бұрын

You can claim him he's probably as cheap as you guys

The officer who didn't hold the door open for him must have cried the most. Grift45 is the ultimate sick joke

I think Trump meant that nuclear warming is if he had it his way. He is the guy who thought he could control hurricanes with nukes.

@thomasmixer417

Жыл бұрын

Yep, I agree, I remember him saying that to , Trump is nuts. 😂

@thomasdirrigl5537

Жыл бұрын

I remember him asking if he could drop a nuke on North Korea and blame it on another country. I just wonder what country.

@glitch-pr3nr

Жыл бұрын

It's a Jedi mind trick🎉

@Communism.is.a.cancer

Жыл бұрын

What about the nuclear war that the democrats are creating?

@priscillarobb647

Жыл бұрын

I remember that he moved the hurricane to another state using a pen. 😅

Give Guillermo an Emmy right now!🤣

@brandonbell5357

Жыл бұрын

Yes and a taco 🌮 dinner

Coming toward the end of June, and no end in sight to writers strike. What a treasure-trove of material they’ve been missing these last several weeks.

I love Jimmy. He is THE BEST at coming up with humiliating adjectives for that Orange blubber.

I wonder if Guiermo's wine was spiked with tequila? 🤔

@JustBob5150

Жыл бұрын

Guillermo

@walterfristoe4643

Жыл бұрын

@@JustBob5150 Thanks! I knew I had it wrong, but oh, well.🖖

@JustBob5150

Жыл бұрын

@@walterfristoe4643 LOL! Not a word I ever had in a school spelling bee!

Just when I thought I already heard the dumbest thing that came out of his mouth, he manages to drain a little more out of the pool.

Even Carlson can barely keep from laughing at him.

If alive today, Clarence Darrow’s infamous quote would apply to 45: "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow, Chicago Lawyer, 1920s

They were crying, Trump, because this moment finally happened. 😂

@Oooo-bi7bi

Жыл бұрын

Tears of happiness

@davidcache

Жыл бұрын

como estas?

@kathleenaustin327

Жыл бұрын

Tears of joy!!! We finally got him indicted!!!

@kelleywimberley

Жыл бұрын

They were crying because of his BO! Remember you are what you eat! Lol

@lotanerve

Жыл бұрын

​@@eimisavageofficial9196 What god?

Have to get on track! So tired of the political and media BS that has gone on far to long now. The sitting president and the ex-president as it is have there hands dirty and should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Get back to what is a necessity of taking care of all the people !

You’re on the list Jimmy. WE WANT THE LIST.

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😊❤️👍

@mason96575

Жыл бұрын

Even though you're still spamming it everywhere, at least you changed it

Trump's comments about Xi's interpreter check out. About five years ago I was having dinner at a sushi place in Manhattan and Don Jr. and Eric Trump sit down at the table behind me with three other guys and I could hear everything Don Jr. was saying. He's clearly trying to impress the other guys, bragging: "Yeah so we're working on hotels everywhere... we've got hotels going in California... in Hong Kong... in London... everywhere. But if you ask me, you want to know the secret to having a good hotel? Get a supermodel working behind the front desk and there ya go. Boom!" That whole family is so utterly stupid.

OMG that Metallica bit at the end was hilarious. Jimmy and his writers are demented.

That's so heartbreaking when you see and hear what the actual hell is going on in America at the moment

"Our fondling father". I am gagged!

@mtaylor7307

Жыл бұрын

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

That bit with Metallica was a lot of fun, especially for the kids. Glad they are cool with making it.

@winonafrog

Жыл бұрын

I agree! That was a cool little puppet show 🤘🏼

@sekenamcmurren2217

Жыл бұрын

Awesome loved it! 💕👍🏼

@expertopinion8111

Жыл бұрын

I laugh so hard when the devil puppet came in 😅

@cjtranslationsjasmine1815

Жыл бұрын

I was like, maybe and it was. So fun!

@jabbermocky4520

Жыл бұрын

Hetfield: "Friggin' meow." Cracked me up.

It's great when Donny learns a new word and can't stop saying it

Bravoooo! This segment just got funnier by the minute. My jaw hurts from smiling. Thank you all for making my day!

He is not supposed to say it out loud, but like everything else, he can not keep his moth shut😂😂

Jimmy and company... You make my sucky life better!! Thank you for being here!! 💋💖💋💖💋💖😎😎😎

The Metallica part made me LOL, especially their new friend Satan😂

Dude lies directly to everyones' faces in a ridiculously obvious way

@Splitzery

Жыл бұрын

i know how does jimmy kimmel even have a show

@Oooo-bi7bi

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I think that’s what attracted George Santos and the other con artists to the party.

@Oooo-bi7bi

Жыл бұрын

@@Communism.is.a.cancer no but he wasn’t that bothered about the lives lost to Covid. He attacked his own people.

@Thomas-fj8ol

Жыл бұрын

@@Communism.is.a.cancer he only down played a deadly pandemic and killed a million americans

@CharlyRightNow

Жыл бұрын

@@Communism.is.a.cancer These people are clueless as to what America has become...And news bulletin: A man can never be a woman.. Insanity.

Gotta give it to the Dumpster. He knows HOW to pronounce nuclear. G.W. never could. Carlson trying to hold his face to keep from laughing, is priceless. What a putz.

"Fondling Father" got buried in the audience chuckling. Exhume it. It's gold.

So suit me Yimmy! What are you going to do! 🤣 Best Actor Ever!

Trump is the first US president to agree with our enemies. 😂

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

Our enemies. His puppet masters.

@johnhipp8267

Жыл бұрын

​@@Communism.is.a.cancerTrouble maker.

@ferox965

Жыл бұрын

@communism and nazism are a cancer of the brain. *than. Trump totally destabilized the country.

@sutherlandA1

Жыл бұрын

​@@Communism.is.a.cancer Except with his own country

@andreaatkins8420

Жыл бұрын

HE IS A TRAITOR

Come on at one point it did look like Tucker was trying not to burst out laughing. He was doing his best to hold it back.

@franklinnanai2745

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree lol

@missyreed1804

Жыл бұрын

He was about to LOL

@mikevanderman2727

Жыл бұрын

Two assholes in an interview, it wasn't laugh, it was a fart that was gonna come out there

@BsTheLadynred

Жыл бұрын

@@franklinnanai2745 Around 3:14 when trump was talking about the interpreter.

@lenawagenfuehr53

Жыл бұрын

He's a freak who laughs inappropriately like a mental patient. Proves nothing

You don't know if the interpreter is really telling you what is being said.😊

So embarrassing for our country...God save us from delusions

I can't wait for the Trump administration's 20 years reunion. Well 15 if they get time off for good behavior

@ashlibabbitt8609

Жыл бұрын

3, if they feed him Big Macs in prison

@kristinbagani2811

Жыл бұрын

I hope they put him and Bill Barr in the same room.

@Troweliton

Жыл бұрын

Deftly stroked, BC s!

@theresajerger3335

Жыл бұрын

Lolololololol

@monicavillarreal3902

Жыл бұрын

lmao. Trump will be your next President so Sit down clown.

The world is crying……with laughter

That girl’s shirt is all we need to know about her lol 😝

The more I see shows like this the more I appreciate trump … 🤦🏽‍♂️ America is really at a steep decline .

Donnie sure loves a crying story. Almost as good as his "Sir, ..." tales. And when he's "not allowed or not going to say it", he just goes ahead and says it. . 😅😅

@chrisperell2890

Жыл бұрын

He said one of the “N” words, what is the other?

@Communism.is.a.cancer

Жыл бұрын

Says the victim wannabe.

@meganega123

Жыл бұрын

Or talking to 5 year olds stories

@iliketowatch.

Жыл бұрын

​@@Communism.is.a.cancerTrump is the King of the Victims. EVERYONE is against him when he has done NOTHING wrong. It's a DISGRACE. He is the most INNOCENT man ever. (😪Whine, sob, cry, snivel.😭)

@elvisonwax

Жыл бұрын

Oh, you are missing out on ‘sir! He came to me with tears in his eyes - a big strong man’ etc. He can combine stories. Trump is not a one trick pony.

Crying tears of joy

@markkrull556

Жыл бұрын

I get junk emails with that had her all the time “crying tears of joy. Jesus Christmas.

FINALLY....SOME HILARIOUS RELIEF ABOUT TRAITOR TRUMP!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU Kimmel!

Kimmel knowledge is power Good luck with that.

@brandonbell5357

Жыл бұрын

Makes more than you

They should be called the Grand Old Cringe Party.

Imagine if someone could die of hypocrisy... dude would spontaneously combust😂. Tuck Boy had to sit through that train wreck and pretend that what 45 is saying makes any sense at all.

@debra517

Жыл бұрын

When Carlson passes, I hope he goes to a place where he has to interview Donald Trump...for eternity. One, long, never-ending interview. Where he has to listen to Trump.

That metallica segment was the funniest thing I've seen in years. I'm crying laughing right now

"I'm not allowed to say it!.... but I'm going to say it anyway." 😡

@MICHAEL-vy3ch

Жыл бұрын

And that's why 74 million people voted for him in 2020.😀

@Wisdom2812

Жыл бұрын

@@MICHAEL-vy3ch 😵‍💫

I'm surprised the interpreter wasn't crying with tears running down her face.

@brucesoto806

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the burst of laughter, it was very rewarding for my soul this morning, keep up the amazing commentary 🤙😉 Mahalo 🏝️⛱️🌊🌅🌋.

@rayepps9562

Жыл бұрын

Master Trump 🇺🇲

@dubbaj2621

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 that’s a good one.😂😂

@ravi4846

Жыл бұрын

Only strong men cry in his presence. Women, they're just worried about being "grabbed"... 😛

@benjaminmorales7698

Жыл бұрын

I say the same when Biden even tries to explain how he goes to the restroom

Jimmy so glad you are Back.🙌 🙏🌎🙏🇺🇸

Tucker looked like he was holding back laughter. I loved Guiermo's joining his ancestors, maybe he will learn Ladino. And Metallic was hilarious especially when that one puppet caught on fire.

Jimmy Kimmel's best joke was about his own IQ matching his 7 1/2 shoe size.

Tears of joy! Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo and crew! 🤗💙💙💙

Mom grabbing the girl and fleeing from Lars was amazing - knee slapping, belly laughing amazing. 😂

“Who better to help women stay women than me, a man?” Who better to help these lobsters live long, happy lives than me, a chef? 😂

Best of Trump ever. Thanks for posting this.

Thanks Jimmy for consistently ripping into both of these stains on humanity.

Guillermo killed it dead!😂

@sophierobinson2738

Жыл бұрын

The grandmother was loving it!

@michaelccozens

Жыл бұрын

He did, but I think they missed a bit of an opportunity in not having the story of Passover explained by Yehya. Though that could have led to holy war, so maybe it's best they didn't.

@seanryan3020

Жыл бұрын

¡Mucho Mazel Tov, Guillermo!

@Ksins1

Жыл бұрын

Why is it that a peaceful march is being dispersed in France,, like on the Maidan in Ukraine! the police in France beat civilians,, the people get injured, where are the Democrats? What is democracy silent about? The police in France are worse than the police in Ukraine, a gang of billionaires has taken over the world, and only Russia and China are fighting!;

@ShannonJacobs0

Жыл бұрын

How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?

Watching Metallica Master Puppets is the best thing on the internet. Period. 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️

Your clip after Mike's "female human being" was educational to say the least. The Metallica clip of the band, mastering puppets was tongue & cheek J.K style. Thanks for making our day, Jimmy!

And then trump led Carlson to the restroom holding his hand to finish the interview, emphasis on finish. Wow! That young woman scared that democrats are taking away her womanhood really, really, scared me. There is no hope now.

@Communism.is.a.cancer

Жыл бұрын

Men who think they're women are winning women's sports and winning women of the year prices and occupying women's positions.

@mv1362

Жыл бұрын

They ar literally the dumbest

@maryanneslater9675

Жыл бұрын

One has to wonder if her brain shrunk in the brainwashing.

@shlby69m

Жыл бұрын

she was coached-she was stumbling over her scripted words.

@stefanfrankel8157

Жыл бұрын

I forget whether Alabama is 51st or 52nd in education among the 50 states....

The laugh track and the comments from government servers is so real . I believe too😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

We are laughing with you from ireland

Tucker always has an expression of, huh? on his face

@timothyburnett2770

Жыл бұрын

That's his constipated look he sexily gives to the green m&m

@Troweliton

Жыл бұрын

It comes from decades of practice!

@anondecepticon

Жыл бұрын

3:15 is the first time I’ve seen Tucker’s expression go from his trademark “confused and constipated” look to “I just farted but you haven’t smelled it yet.”

Metallica 🤘🏼🤘🏼 Freaking awesome bit! Loved it ⚡️

@SayAhh

Жыл бұрын

10:15 James Kirk

@susannpatton2893

Жыл бұрын

They used to be cool. Not anymore

"Captain lady parts is here to save the day." LOL, he better check with "mother" first!

PROFOUNDLY!

How can that young lady stand there with a straight face and say those words? It's like they're from a childrens playground of logic but, it is serious gas lighting. "I'm rubber and you're glue. What you say bounces off of me and sticks to you". She can't possibly care one iota about those things she's saying. Read the room, honey. 🤯

God how in gods name was he the president of our United States

@thegoodreylo4749

Жыл бұрын

He wasn’t. They went straight from 44 to 46 for some reason

@AUTOPSY666

Жыл бұрын

He got 3,000,000 less votes, it was a scam.

@noraamburgey5463

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Never 😮

@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288

Жыл бұрын

I don't think Facebook and friends have any notion that controlling misinformation was part of their job. They are really bad at it now, they were worse then.

@bukketkid2567

Жыл бұрын

The cult people think he is the current president. Bunch of freaks they are.

Dystopian. Insane. Dangerous.

Jimmy is not always the funniest late night host but he is, wonderfully, the most brutal!

Slobbered all over his Christmas ornaments... Yup..I 😂😂😂😂 so freaking hard soon as those words were said. Thanks Jimmy! 👏👏

@ShakeMixPoundRoll

Жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh....now I get it. Wink wink 😉 Christmas ornaments..😂

Metallica, you guys are awesome. That bit was a lot of fun.

@raymondst.pierre4372

Жыл бұрын

They suck; always have. Did you put fresh batteries in your hearing aids to prepare for the performance?