Trump is the MOST INNOCENT, Don Jr’s Night with Daddy & National COVID Emergency Declared Over

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Joe Biden has officially declared the COVID National Emergency over, we take a look back at all of the COVID era memories, the President is in Belfast right now on what is his first trip to Ireland since taking office, Jimmy’s Irish cousins are here in the audience, the Biden Administration wants to create a special press briefing room at the White House, Donald Trump reportedly had a major talk over the weekend with Melania in anticipation of their Easter appearance, Don Jr. went to the UFC fight with Daddy, Trump was on with Tucker Carlson about his first of what should be many arrests, the election is still 572 days away and Trump’s campaign is already breaking the rules, he continues to insist that he has done nothing wrong and is the most innocent, and KZread superstar Mark Rober imparts a lesson on folks in our neighborhood in anticipation of his new show “Revengineers” premiering April 20th on Discovery Channel.
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  • @egauci1
    @egauci1 Жыл бұрын

    One guy was crying so hard that he let the door slam into trump. He must have been so distraught

  • @demeraragold4644

    @demeraragold4644

    Жыл бұрын

    His hands were wiping the tears from his eyes couldn't hold the door.

  • @wandajohnson6383

    @wandajohnson6383

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah but it didn't hit him hard enough he's still here

  • @staycurious3954

    @staycurious3954

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wandajohnson6383 Dang 😅

  • @deno5547

    @deno5547

    Жыл бұрын

    EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXACTLY. This man lie with a straight face. The funny thing is deep in the hole in his chest he believes it.

  • @lucianahurduc9383

    @lucianahurduc9383

    Жыл бұрын

    🎯👌🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 Жыл бұрын

    7:08 "They were crying!!!" Betcha those were tears of joy! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @judyannkiwi

    @judyannkiwi

    Жыл бұрын

    fu

  • @caryleonard10dougaroo74

    @caryleonard10dougaroo74

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@judyannkiwi you get triggered a lot little snow flake cult member😂😂😂😂

  • @JesusRamirez03

    @JesusRamirez03

    Жыл бұрын

    @@judyannkiwi cope and seethe 😉

  • @kevincanning3051

    @kevincanning3051

    Жыл бұрын

    They were laughing too hard

  • @mariahgrimes207

    @mariahgrimes207

    Жыл бұрын

    Or laughter

  • @trevordavies5486
    @trevordavies5486 Жыл бұрын

    Crying with laughter. Cheers to the officer who let the door hit him.

  • @debbieharris9529

    @debbieharris9529

    Жыл бұрын

    They were not crying. They didn't hold the door for the scum. Tiny trump

  • @Star45395

    @Star45395

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @dougdiplacido2406

    @dougdiplacido2406

    Жыл бұрын

    That clip made my year. So satisfying.

  • @KnowTrentTimoy

    @KnowTrentTimoy

    Жыл бұрын

    That was a perfect moment caught on camera.

  • @robm.4512

    @robm.4512

    Жыл бұрын

    Forsooth, ‘twas poetry in motion. 😂

  • @gailcarmack2954
    @gailcarmack2954 Жыл бұрын

    Tears of joy Donnie!!!

  • @WizzardofOdds
    @WizzardofOdds Жыл бұрын

    Those crying were actually tears of joy.

  • @diedrebenson5950

    @diedrebenson5950

    Жыл бұрын

    First thing that came to my mind, too 😂. Tears of joy! Prison won’t come fast enough!

  • @yemecoclassictv7532

    @yemecoclassictv7532

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @albertaowusu3536

    @albertaowusu3536

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes I bet he wishes there were cameras.

  • @MrStaybrown

    @MrStaybrown

    Жыл бұрын

    The smell of a full diaper

  • @Galivantin
    @Galivantin Жыл бұрын

    "I have done nothing wrong". The judge looking a the bailiff probably said, "oh yes, we, almost, never hear that in this court room, do we?" lol

  • @sbh344

    @sbh344

    Жыл бұрын

    Hmmmmm trouble is i have been falsely accused of a heinous crime ,by my neice(who also is my Goddaughter) and wrongfully convicted. So not every accused person citing their innocence is guilty. Never thought it w\could happen to me ,so a word to the wise. She ruined the life of a nice innocent person. Absolutely no lol!

  • @gamepapa1211

    @gamepapa1211

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sbh344 then it's now Trump's turn to experience the system he helped propagate. That's karma in my book brah!

  • @Rolybert1

    @Rolybert1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sbh344I am certain you never publicly admitted to your crimes like tRump does over and over again.

  • @calmingnatureshorts5798

    @calmingnatureshorts5798

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sbh344 trump is guilty AF

  • @TestifyChange

    @TestifyChange

    Жыл бұрын

    The kids loved Mark Rober ... which is telling. I loved this part. I will remember this sketch every time I walk across a street.

  • @stuartdavie3778
    @stuartdavie3778 Жыл бұрын

    You know a innocent man doesn’t say he’s innocent he proves it A guilty man tells you he is

  • @keithbrown9512

    @keithbrown9512

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, nothing will come of this.

  • @amsterob

    @amsterob

    Жыл бұрын

    an innocent, genius.

  • @THINJIMI

    @THINJIMI

    Жыл бұрын

    Just the beginning…. Donald Trump will be in court for the rest of his life on earth. His people better get used to it, or they will be crying in the cornflakes every day for years.

  • @CharafEddineCHERAA

    @CharafEddineCHERAA

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought it was "innocent until proven guilty", not the other way around. Does that mean that innocent people need to prove they are innocent, but they can become guilty just like that without any evidence? Weird times we live in!

  • @malvolio01

    @malvolio01

    Жыл бұрын

    You know, there was a time when Americans knew what it meant to be American and didn’t just go along with Soviet-style political persecution because it was against the guy they dislike. Starting to think that the vast majority of Democrats don’t actually like America or being American

  • @jfk2dtw
    @jfk2dtw Жыл бұрын

    With my father, with my father, with my father! It's like he's in 5th grade and trying to fill a 500 word essay!

  • @caronstout354

    @caronstout354

    Жыл бұрын

    He's taking the "emphasis" lesson to the nth degree...

  • @Bduh2
    @Bduh2 Жыл бұрын

    You and Stephen Colbert are like a ray of sunlight on our dark nights.

  • @thelrdroca9412

    @thelrdroca9412

    Жыл бұрын

    Well that’s just a burden, I like my nights dark. I can’t go to sleep if there’s sunlight 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @joannajamerson35

    @joannajamerson35

    Жыл бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @smarterthanyou9090

    @smarterthanyou9090

    Жыл бұрын

    He and Colbert are just distracting you goofs from realizing you are all being played for fools.

  • @MRick-cd1kr

    @MRick-cd1kr

    Жыл бұрын

    Sad Life both are Liberal Hacks

  • @dianetigert1310

    @dianetigert1310

    Жыл бұрын

    you silly idiots always trying to sun tan in the dark and calling it light...go figure

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 Жыл бұрын

    One was so blinded with tears he let a heavy door shut in TheTandalorian's face.

  • @nataliebierman3067

    @nataliebierman3067

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 Жыл бұрын

    "My Father, who art in prison, ..."

  • @thedeejaeebee5babee
    @thedeejaeebee5babee Жыл бұрын

    I love Mark Rober! I felt just like those kids when they recognized him. Too cool!! So awesome to see him on the show!

  • @TestifyChange

    @TestifyChange

    Жыл бұрын

    I loved how the kids were "let's get a picture with Mark Rober." But older people were angry. I laughed so hard I cried at the Mark Rober sketch.

  • @kellyfehr5240

    @kellyfehr5240

    Жыл бұрын

    That bit reminded me of the chick who pushed her stroller in front of a semi cuz she was on the phone. What do you say after? "I'll have to call you back. My kids a smear on the pavement."

  • @leighalmond4128

    @leighalmond4128

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! That was amazing to see him! I just love him and how he's teaching kids to be engineers.

  • @kelliekeigley5669
    @kelliekeigley5669 Жыл бұрын

    I cried that whole day too. Tears of joy

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 Жыл бұрын

    The court house staff was crying.. tears of joy😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rolybert1

    @Rolybert1

    Жыл бұрын

    I wonder if tRump noticed the yuge bigly smiles on the ones with tears

  • @hordyaba

    @hordyaba

    Жыл бұрын

    Police like trump since he actually treated them well. I'm sure they hated doing what they had to do especially considering they know it's a hit job

  • @augustneverends
    @augustneverends Жыл бұрын

    7 "my father's" in 30 seconds??!?! Just give the boy a hug for Christ sake!!

  • @OVHabitats
    @OVHabitats Жыл бұрын

    I think the best/ worst sentence for 45 would be to share a cell with DJT jr.

  • @caronstout354

    @caronstout354

    Жыл бұрын

    Years of sorely needed "quality father&son time"

  • @hg60justice
    @hg60justice Жыл бұрын

    ever notice it looks like melanias appearance with trump is a contractual obligation?

  • @MrDeathpilot

    @MrDeathpilot

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't even imagine what a damaged person you'd have to be to tolerate Trump as a husband. Their entire marriage has to be a contractual obligation.

  • @ianb9028

    @ianb9028

    Жыл бұрын

    If so it is the first contractor he has paid.

  • @savage6897

    @savage6897

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrDeathpilot I bet she’s getting all that money once McDonald is up in heaven with God😂

  • @dianetigert1310

    @dianetigert1310

    Жыл бұрын

    has it dawned on you democrats that Trump is always the main focus of the Biden administration????

  • @mikebockey4125

    @mikebockey4125

    Жыл бұрын

    @@savage6897, let me tell you how getting to heaven works

  • @Iseerightthruyou
    @Iseerightthruyou Жыл бұрын

    I just want to thank the Manhattan officer that let the door go in PAB45's face. It was a very gratifying moment for those of us that wanted to do the same but can't... Lol

  • @zeeaurora6264

    @zeeaurora6264

    Жыл бұрын

    HELL YEAH!

  • @goodtroublemaker143

    @goodtroublemaker143

    Жыл бұрын

    PAB?

  • @katekramer7679

    @katekramer7679

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@goodtroublemaker143 IDK either. P*ss @$$ baby?

  • @watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870

    @watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870

    Жыл бұрын

    Not hard enough

  • @TampaDave

    @TampaDave

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe it is a cross between Pepsi and Tab.

  • @Torchriver67
    @Torchriver67 Жыл бұрын

    Who didn’t hold the DOOR for “THE EMPEROR” good on him !

  • @cindyhill9091
    @cindyhill9091 Жыл бұрын

    Michael D. Higgins is absolutely the most delightful man, a true Irish patriot and a huge intellect. Love him!

  • @sulaymanjallow7816
    @sulaymanjallow7816 Жыл бұрын

    Don jr ,,,, which my father****which my father*****which my father😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maunzee
    @maunzee Жыл бұрын

    They cried that even left the door slam on his face😂😂🤣

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is the funniest person in late night. I always watch on KZread because the program is so late. Keep up the good work!

  • @ShannonJacobs0

    @ShannonJacobs0

    Жыл бұрын

    How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?

  • @zerickdill7099
    @zerickdill7099 Жыл бұрын

    Covid is absolutely nothing to make fun of......we all lost so much including my husband of 42 years.

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 Жыл бұрын

    *As of January 16, 2023, 15% of all adults in the US reported having had long COVID* *As of January 16, 2023, 3.4% of all adults in the EU reported having had long COVID* you guys managed it beautifully in America

  • @johntruth3713
    @johntruth3713 Жыл бұрын

    I cried when that dude let the door drop in his face... LMAO !!

  • @berniecom728
    @berniecom728 Жыл бұрын

    Don Jr, is like a song in my head, my father, my father, my father, my father, I can't get it out of my head, my father, , my father

  • @justaghoulintheworld
    @justaghoulintheworld Жыл бұрын

    The most innocent stable genius void of original sin.

  • @martinb2213
    @martinb2213 Жыл бұрын

    Yes I remember the security guy, his eyes were so full of tears he couldn't see the orange monkey behind him when he let the door go in trumps face 😅

  • @anngrubbs2436
    @anngrubbs2436 Жыл бұрын

    I presume Donnie Jr has never spent time alone WITH HIS FATHER.

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    Жыл бұрын

    No, he hasn't...but still way more than Eric or Tiffany ever did.

  • @anngrubbs2436

    @anngrubbs2436

    Жыл бұрын

    @lenawagenfuehr53 that's just so sad.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын

    "They came up to me and said 'SIR!' With tears running down their face. It was incredible. Almost like, no one has seen before" Trump must be referring to the cop that let the door hit him.

  • @deewask1656

    @deewask1656

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @marywilloughby6324
    @marywilloughby6324 Жыл бұрын

    It’s feels so much better to laugh instead of being angry or crying for real! Thank you!

  • @AdoraBelle207
    @AdoraBelle207 Жыл бұрын

    They were crying so much they didn’t see him to hold the door 😂😂

  • @ThinkLascivious
    @ThinkLascivious Жыл бұрын

    Lock him up.

  • @chipchippie

    @chipchippie

    Жыл бұрын

    ...with his father

  • @blades6351

    @blades6351

    Жыл бұрын

    What about all the other high level politicians that commit(ed) crimes? Why aren't they getting locked up?

  • @curtpetersenjr1985

    @curtpetersenjr1985

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes lock up biden

  • @_Sylens

    @_Sylens

    Жыл бұрын

    the ukraine war woulda never happened if trump was still in power

  • @thomaspuhringer8332

    @thomaspuhringer8332

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@curtpetersenjr1985 What for?

  • @2thePtBassTuT
    @2thePtBassTuT Жыл бұрын

    They were crying tears of joy, because he finally got arrested for something!

  • @alexanderevanska4274
    @alexanderevanska4274 Жыл бұрын

    People were crying,, one guy,, big fella, grime on his cheeks,, sleeves rolled up, must have been 6' 10" at least millions of inches. He came down from the public gallery, tears running down his grime encrusted cheeks. "Sir" !, he sobbed, "SIR! Thank you sir for being the supreme being that graced our presence, Sir! Please take my wife and daughter, I am to puny for them, they would be better off with you!" I laid my hand on his shoulder and thanked him. His sobs racked his body, he had never cried in his life. I still hear his sobs the day I led his wife and daughter away.

  • @jude5976

    @jude5976

    Жыл бұрын

    Alexander that was so funny. I hope Mr. Trump sees it. Good job!

  • @alexanderevanska4274

    @alexanderevanska4274

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jude5976 you're Wellcome 😁.

  • @thesand808
    @thesand808 Жыл бұрын

    Don's "I did nothing wrong" reminds me of Nixon's "I am not a crook..."

  • @oldrrocr

    @oldrrocr

    Жыл бұрын

    just wait until flumpy is tried for treason...

  • @cleverusername9369

    @cleverusername9369

    Жыл бұрын

    Nixon only had to say it once

  • @stevenwilkinson2031

    @stevenwilkinson2031

    Жыл бұрын

    Make American great again put Trump in jail.

  • @lauragram9330

    @lauragram9330

    Жыл бұрын

    It reminds me of biden's come on man

  • @rockodibiase6805

    @rockodibiase6805

    11 ай бұрын

    I learned about Republicans by making the mistake of voting for Nixon. My grandpa Republican just passed at the time. Never vote Republican again. Became registered Democrat in 76😊

  • @cinnabae6127
    @cinnabae6127 Жыл бұрын

    Can't tell if Jr. is making sure Trump remembers he is his father, or establishing an alibi with his father...

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, just reminding him he's not Eric...

  • @wandajohnson6383

    @wandajohnson6383

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's see what lie I'm suppose to say 😊

  • @Eastsid3

    @Eastsid3

    Жыл бұрын

    Can never tell if that guy is sober or not

  • @cindiheaton6469

    @cindiheaton6469

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Eastsid3 Which one?

  • @patelk464

    @patelk464

    Жыл бұрын

    Jr. is just reminding Trump that he is his father.

  • @DesiBeatzUK
    @DesiBeatzUK Жыл бұрын

    The dad with the Red T Shirt is a former UFC fighter called Eryk Anders 😅 Mark’s lucky he took the prank the right way 😂

  • @elsierodgers4874
    @elsierodgers4874 Жыл бұрын

    The people at the court house were laughing so hard that tears were coming from their eyes 😂

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 Жыл бұрын

    Even the cop who let the door swing shut in my face was crying….with laughter.

  • @maryx100
    @maryx100 Жыл бұрын

    "People say, you have to be the most innocent man," Guess who said that? Ah, too easy!

  • @jmontign1
    @jmontign1 Жыл бұрын

    "Whoa Whoa, don't hit me, I'm a nerd!" This needs to go on a fundraiser tshirt.

  • @bamarmane4208
    @bamarmane4208 Жыл бұрын

    The most innocent man in the world 😂 🤣😂

  • @johnsmith42688
    @johnsmith42688 Жыл бұрын

    I strangely miss the lockups, it was sort of nice to be home and spend time with the family and watch the world.slow down for a while...I wouldn't take another 2 years of it, but I wouldn't mind a nice "lock-up" throwback for a few weeks

  • @mv1362

    @mv1362

    Жыл бұрын

    I miss it too. I'm Autistic and I didn't have to hang out with anyone for two years. I loved going to the grocery store when nobody else was there

  • @susanhilton3436

    @susanhilton3436

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@m v know how you felt, my Grandson loved that part aswell,

  • @AnthonyMoriarty-gz1sn

    @AnthonyMoriarty-gz1sn

    Жыл бұрын

    🐑

  • @notimeforyou11
    @notimeforyou11 Жыл бұрын

    Perfect phone call 😂😂

  • @ILoveILore
    @ILoveILore Жыл бұрын

    Mark Rober: "You're WELCOME for saving your life." lol

  • @trippinonamystery5814
    @trippinonamystery5814 Жыл бұрын

    I’m going to jail “with my father” 🎉

  • @TwylaGill
    @TwylaGill Жыл бұрын

    Nobody was crying. They didn't even hold the door for him 😂

  • @RC-hd1or

    @RC-hd1or

    Жыл бұрын

    Why should they ?

  • @Dusmar
    @Dusmar Жыл бұрын

    The covid montage was supposed to be a funny bit and it certainly is - but man did it make me so sad that all of that happened

  • @michaelccozens

    @michaelccozens

    Жыл бұрын

    Too bad we've decided to make all that effort moot because we're just too lazy to deal with Covid anymore. We may say Covid is over, but apparently nobody told it.

  • @courtneycollins649
    @courtneycollins649 Жыл бұрын

    If anyone was crying at the courthouse they were tears of joy😂🙋‍♀️🙋👋🔒

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
    @JohnDoe-jh5yr Жыл бұрын

    If he says they were crying, that means he cried. You could see it on his face that day.

  • @missyreed1804

    @missyreed1804

    Жыл бұрын

    Right 👍

  • @smarterthanyou9090

    @smarterthanyou9090

    Жыл бұрын

    Spoken like a true know-nothing.

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night

    @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night

    Жыл бұрын

    I loved the moment people walked out the door ahead of him and nobody held the door for him! They just let it close on him and at the last second he realized he was going to have to push the door himself. It looked like he might have had two brain cells rub together in that moment 😅.

  • @notthatguy4062

    @notthatguy4062

    Жыл бұрын

    Weak comment

  • @jeffroot7075

    @jeffroot7075

    Жыл бұрын

    Good comment

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Жыл бұрын

    If I had a nickel for everytime Trump whined he was innocent, I'd be a real billionaire...unlike Trump.

  • @michelhickey5765

    @michelhickey5765

    Жыл бұрын

    if I had a dollar every time Jimmy Kimmel said something funny id be broke. but keep going, what crime did he break?

  • @trentalpha7749

    @trentalpha7749

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@michelhickey5765 still ignorant? 😂

  • @duncantiv

    @duncantiv

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michelhickey5765 he didn't break any crimes but he allegedly broke *laws* relating to falsifying business records and I think a campaign finance law or two

  • @leeneil5775

    @leeneil5775

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michelhickey5765 LOL...funny guy!

  • @gamepapa1211

    @gamepapa1211

    Жыл бұрын

    @@michelhickey5765 if I had a gun every time you MAGAts tried to say something clever but failed, I'd be a Republican by now.

  • @randystegemann9990
    @randystegemann9990 Жыл бұрын

    I acknowledge donny's assertion that he did nothing wrong with laughter.

  • @srblond
    @srblond Жыл бұрын

    Literally every person who comes up to trump has tears in their eyes according to him

  • @kallen868

    @kallen868

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah. It's his new boo-hoo...go to.

  • @anitaevans5361

    @anitaevans5361

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, he smells bad. Yuck!!

  • @FakingANerve

    @FakingANerve

    Жыл бұрын

    They're all "big men" too, don't forget.

  • @smarterthanyou9090

    @smarterthanyou9090

    Жыл бұрын

    You are a bot.

  • @nik-ev3eh

    @nik-ev3eh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anitaevans5361 it's probably the hairspray and fake tan fumes.

  • @GB-TX
    @GB-TX Жыл бұрын

    Good looking out for our public transport drivers Mark! 👏🏼 They deserve more recognition.

  • @AAZEDLARC

    @AAZEDLARC

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed! Also, I'm thinking about getting an airhorn for my classic 79 Beetle. We're not on the autobahn, overtakers :((

  • @Sindollx666x

    @Sindollx666x

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed!!!!🎉

  • @ValdezJu

    @ValdezJu

    Жыл бұрын

    Wasn't that segment so much better than when cousin Sal is on the street??

  • @jlt131

    @jlt131

    Жыл бұрын

    did you notice one of them has a backpack that looks like a bus? super cute.

  • @thedeejaeebee5babee

    @thedeejaeebee5babee

    Жыл бұрын

    I kinda hope Mark and/or the show gave them some bonus bucks too. I bet they could use it, would appreciate it, and they more than deserve it.

  • @nou4562
    @nou4562 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂 my tears for Cheeto-Trumpolini😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leighalmond4128
    @leighalmond4128 Жыл бұрын

    Great monologue mr. Kimmel. And I love Mark Rogber how wonderful to see him on your show! Isn't he something!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    Technically, tears of joy is crying.

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 Жыл бұрын

    I'm one of that people, crying with happy tears that he is indicted. 😂

  • @Nitrox4me
    @Nitrox4me Жыл бұрын

    Part of "Art of the Deal" is to keep driving the point by repetition. He goes off the charts with that!

  • @NotSoMuchFrankly
    @NotSoMuchFrankly Жыл бұрын

    "The people who are most resistant to the gov't telling them what to do...are the same people who are most supportive of the gov't telling other people what to do." Brilliantly put.

  • @jeffroot7075

    @jeffroot7075

    Жыл бұрын

    Nailed it !

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA Жыл бұрын

    Oh, DJT is in for an AWESOME surprise if he thinks THAT was anything like prison 😂😂😂

  • @mikotomisaka8714

    @mikotomisaka8714

    Жыл бұрын

    I really hope they put him in Solitary for his "protection"

  • @goodtroublemaker143

    @goodtroublemaker143

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mikotomisaka8714 he’s going to be the roommate from hell for the people who deserve worse than solitary

  • @charlesangell_bulmtl

    @charlesangell_bulmtl

    Жыл бұрын

    I come on these stupid YT offerings to tell people like YOU "you're full of it" TDS and likely a statist dupe...

  • @rkeller8141

    @rkeller8141

    Жыл бұрын

    He should have the full experience of incarceration, including checks where the sun doesn’t shine. I had an unpaid pedestrian ticket in Sacramento, late 70s. Police stopped me in Los Angeles, hitchhiking, found the warrant, and before long, handcuffed in the back of a police car heading to Sacramento? It must have cost $1000s of dollars in transportation and security? I had to bend over and be checked again? The arse is not a pocket, although now I understand, drugs can be inserted. Interesting how slow, the march of justice and how passive Democracy can be, if prior status as president? Fascism waits in the wings, and the lack of urgency with a traitor at the top, and some remaining in Congress, poorly protecting Democracy. I never thought I would observe defendant #1, a criminal president, running for president again? I did see the violent insurrection on TV, and caught the part where defendant 45, told his cult to fight like hell at the Capitol,? At the Capitol, people were killed, because they obeyed a traitor, and he’s free to run for president again? What a country, slowly being destroyed by republican fascism, and barely whimpers? Who is Junior’s father, always goes on and on reminding us he is related, my father, my father, and my father. I guess he’s learning the art of brainwashing, his father sure has done a number on some Americans, repeating lie after lie, where nobody knows the truth, unless searching for it. With defendant 45, if he said it was raining outside, I would have to go outside and check, for his inability to be truthful. There are over 30,000 documented lies, in the 4 years of his presidential strife. The stench remains, a tragedy released on America in 2016, with a family of grifters, free to grift.

  • @carolmurray3674
    @carolmurray3674 Жыл бұрын

    Roper cracked me up especially when he got you Jimmy trying to exit stage right!😂👍🇨🇦

  • @MauiMauiMe

    @MauiMauiMe

    Жыл бұрын

    Best ever!! Thank goodness the kids recognized him or the dad might have beat him down. 😂

  • @hurdygurdyguy1
    @hurdygurdyguy1 Жыл бұрын

    OJ, taking a short break from his tireless search for the real killers! 😂😂😂😂 I wish I’d had that bike horn yesterday when I almost hit an old guy with my car..he was totally oblivious of traffic as he jaywalked across the street in front me while talking on his phone…instead I just rolled down my window and yelled “look around you, moron! Get off your goddam phone!” which was also satisfying 😊

  • @Bunkerdwarfputin
    @Bunkerdwarfputin Жыл бұрын

    I was really hoping SOMEONE would recognize Mark on the bike and finally... Those kids did not disappoint 🤗

  • @roominternational4943

    @roominternational4943

    Жыл бұрын

    Even better, their dad is a UFC fighter. Eryk Anders

  • @Bunkerdwarfputin

    @Bunkerdwarfputin

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roominternational4943 Yes, I wasn't aware of who he was until I read a few comments... lol

  • @bjasmine

    @bjasmine

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm always glad to see Mark Roper, he's a gem!

  • @stevecannon4780
    @stevecannon4780 Жыл бұрын

    I'm sure the people in the courthouse were laughing so hard they were crying. I'm sure he hasn't seen the holding cells yet but maybe.....

  • @guru6831

    @guru6831

    Жыл бұрын

    Behave!

  • @patrickkenney4756
    @patrickkenney4756 Жыл бұрын

    There is Such a Thing as,"TEARS of JOY", Donald!

  • @stephenbouchelle7706
    @stephenbouchelle7706 Жыл бұрын

    The line about who needs the government is great.

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night
    @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night Жыл бұрын

    They were definitely laughing at the court house, and his “sophisticated friends” are laughing too😂!

  • @judyannkiwi

    @judyannkiwi

    Жыл бұрын

    fu

  • @Sindollx666x

    @Sindollx666x

    Жыл бұрын

    His "sophisticated friends" are probably just paperplates with faces drawn on them with stapled on party hats.

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night

    @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night

    Жыл бұрын

    @@judyannkiwiLooks like I struck a nerve! I really recommend hitching your wagon to a better horse if comments like mine are hard for you to hear. Besides, this one’s going to be spending most of his time with Lady Justice in the near future.

  • @agolftwittler1223

    @agolftwittler1223

    Жыл бұрын

    Inmate 45, stand back and stand by. The cell doors will be closed now.

  • @dobgamers

    @dobgamers

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night they mean "Kung flu"

  • @anthonyS84235
    @anthonyS84235 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is the king - he illustrates over and over again that the best way to expose the truth is via humor. He is also one of the best Oscar host!!! Jimmy Fallon is also a king; would be cool to have both of them as Oscar co-hosts!!!

  • @robm.4512
    @robm.4512 Жыл бұрын

    Oh those accordion hands…. 😂

  • @Gildedmuse
    @Gildedmuse Жыл бұрын

    I have to say with the exception of a few of those things like the spoon and the smoking, I honestly thought most those pandemic scenes were.... A little sweet. It was mostly just people trying their best to get through a really tough time. And sure it looks silly and stupid but it was people trying to protect each other while also getting on with their normal lives.

  • @arlanstrong1424

    @arlanstrong1424

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought just that too.👍☺️

  • @Ahtaht227

    @Ahtaht227

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m proud of most of us

  • @smok971

    @smok971

    Жыл бұрын

    all of it for nothing too damn

  • @terri6854

    @terri6854

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smok971 If saving people from getting sick and/or dying is your idea of nothing.

  • @joanne4758

    @joanne4758

    Жыл бұрын

    @@terri6854 - Smok Muzyki (Joined 2023) - I don't know what USA call them - we call them Twats - just along to stir up. May you remain in good health.

  • @afm1948
    @afm1948 Жыл бұрын

    The court house people were crying (with laughter) and were saying sorry (it took so long).

  • @lifeisshort3606
    @lifeisshort3606 Жыл бұрын

    Covid was hell on earth. I watched my mother last hour dying on a screen because I could not be with her due to this horrid disease. My mum even pulled the blanket over her head as she lay there dying. I hope that who ever is responsible for this atrocity is identified things like this do not simply manifest itself there must be a source.

  • @fonsecorona

    @fonsecorona

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry about your mom... You have my deepest sympathy 🙏🏼 My mom left us the year before the pandemic hit, which was the year that gave the name to it, as COVID 19, when it was discovered, but it hadn't started widely spreading yet...So she actually was spared that horrible end by a hair..and by the grace of God...In a way, I always thanked the Lord he took her when he did, and not a year later... I can't even imagine what you went through...My prayers go out to you and your loved ones..

  • @duanemartin1383

    @duanemartin1383

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry for your loss and I hope so too. But it’s apparent certain “World organizations” don’t want China held accountable nor investigated.

  • @ThisCynsOriginal

    @ThisCynsOriginal

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. However, you are mistaken in your belief about viruses ‘simply manifest’ themselves. There are countless viruses we don’t know about and coronavirus wasn’t one we didn’t know about. We’ve known about coronaviruses for decades…Covid 19s genome was mapped two years ago by scientists around the world. Again, I’m sorry for your loss.

  • @naomilu9910
    @naomilu9910 Жыл бұрын

    I've always wanted to put a Semi horn in my Subaru, but was informed I would need an extra battery to run it and there wasn't enough space in the engine compartment. That was a lot of years ago, though! Maybe tech has advanced enough for me to do the thing!

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Жыл бұрын

    "im innocent. i did nothing wrong." - every criminal in history

  • @killerskidzonxbox4255

    @killerskidzonxbox4255

    Жыл бұрын

    Also every innocent person trying to state their innocence.

  • @Slo-ryde

    @Slo-ryde

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, go into every supermax, and that is what everyone incarcerated says😅…. I’m innocent, I got framed!

  • @augustrosepriv892.

    @augustrosepriv892.

    Жыл бұрын

    Uh, most of them are innocent... but Donald Trump is guilty.

  • @tonyhawk1184

    @tonyhawk1184

    Жыл бұрын

    Capone said the same thing also all career criminals say they are innocent so yes trump is guilty as FK

  • @emb5048

    @emb5048

    Жыл бұрын

    Prisons are FULL of innocent people

  • @AI-Assist-2024
    @AI-Assist-2024 Жыл бұрын

    Trump: They were crying 😭 and when the guards were wiping the tears 😢 away, the door 🚪 slipped onto my face.

  • @lisajean228
    @lisajean228 Жыл бұрын

    Mark was epic! Really enjoyed that whole clip, thanks!

  • @suzettewright2062
    @suzettewright2062 Жыл бұрын

    The train horn video was the bomb🤣🤣🤣👍 I’m going to subscribe to Mark Rober’s KZread site. Bravo👏🏻

  • @rebekahogle9021
    @rebekahogle9021 Жыл бұрын

    Covid is still out there. For several years, now, I have adhered to a 3-M policy; minimal exposure, maximum distance, mask at all times. My plan is to continue this. My body, my choice.

  • @furonwarrior

    @furonwarrior

    Жыл бұрын

    Wear a P99 mask. It’s more effective and allows you to breath fresh air.

  • @howardshair3235

    @howardshair3235

    Жыл бұрын

    I managed to avoid getting Covid until this week. Very frustrating.

  • @JaySee8866

    @JaySee8866

    Жыл бұрын

    Good for you. That is your right, respect people’s right who chose not to do the same.

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr

    @JohnDoe-jh5yr

    Жыл бұрын

    Long COVID chances increase exponentially with each subsequent infection.

  • @johnsmith42688

    @johnsmith42688

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@furonwarrior why would p99 be better I thought N90s were just as good

  • @williambunting803
    @williambunting803 Жыл бұрын

    The only place you ever hear so many declarations of innocence……is in a prison, or standing looking at the huge mess the Kids just made. Bar-a-Lago, here he comes.

  • @belvaweston4531
    @belvaweston4531 Жыл бұрын

    Thank you again!!

  • @colorbugoriginals4457
    @colorbugoriginals4457 Жыл бұрын

    "whoa whoa don't hit me, i'm a nerd!" - mark rober

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 Жыл бұрын

    Take a shot every time he says, my father 😂

  • @KayMJay
    @KayMJay Жыл бұрын

    ....But did Don Jr. go to the UFC fight with his father? 😂

  • @andrewgordon790

    @andrewgordon790

    Жыл бұрын

    @Timothy George Fay Wow that’s a super creepy message you sent there bud 🤨! You good?

  • @squirrelsarepeopletoo6678

    @squirrelsarepeopletoo6678

    Жыл бұрын

    It's was a little ambiguous, I'm not quite sure.

  • @timvala7577

    @timvala7577

    Жыл бұрын

    WOW! You must be lonely.

  • @KayMJay

    @KayMJay

    Жыл бұрын

    @Timothy George Fay I live with my husband and a top-notch home security system....

  • @MsJoaniesgarden
    @MsJoaniesgarden Жыл бұрын

    When a man has no empathy they don't recognize tears of joy.

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Жыл бұрын

    "POV: You walking away!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shadowshard73
    @Shadowshard73 Жыл бұрын

    The people were crying. Those were tears of joy, Mr Trump.

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 Жыл бұрын

    The officer who let the door slam in Trump’s face wasn’t crying.

  • @kevinlevine9143
    @kevinlevine9143 Жыл бұрын

    Ireland's president is a cool guy. Was able to be there when he gave speeches in Ireland a couple times

  • @astigma
    @astigma Жыл бұрын

    Mark Rober is living my dream. So many times I've wanted to do that to people I see in my city.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

    That Don Jr. "MAGA movement is alive" line has the same energy as Millhouse saying Alf is back. In Pog form.

  • @joannajamerson35

    @joannajamerson35

    Жыл бұрын

    Ha ha 😂

  • @robertfrapples2472

    @robertfrapples2472

    Жыл бұрын

    Child.

  • @billyspearman2149

    @billyspearman2149

    Жыл бұрын

    ​)chuckynotdonny(

  • @smarterthanyou9090

    @smarterthanyou9090

    Жыл бұрын

    You are a bot, or a little kid who knows nothing... probably both.

  • @billyspearman2149

    @billyspearman2149

    Жыл бұрын

    🎉

  • @benjiebenjamin7810
    @benjiebenjamin7810 Жыл бұрын

    ....my ribs hurt from laughing towards the end 😅😂🤪🤣

  • @candicesalazar7423
    @candicesalazar7423 Жыл бұрын

    You late night boys got us through Covid!

  • @hazelanderson1479
    @hazelanderson1479 Жыл бұрын

    The folk in the police station were crying so much 😭😭😭 that the tears were running down their legs.

  • @vickyabramowitz2885

    @vickyabramowitz2885

    Жыл бұрын

    Yellow tears running down their legs.

  • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609

    @angelamaryquitecontrary4609

    Жыл бұрын

    Not a dry seat in the house.

  • @raymondtorres-gy8uj

    @raymondtorres-gy8uj

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂👍

  • @judyannkiwi

    @judyannkiwi

    Жыл бұрын

    fu

  • @globalwarmhugs7741

    @globalwarmhugs7741

    Жыл бұрын

    Torrents of sheer joy. Doesn't get better than that.

  • @snyderemarx1638
    @snyderemarx1638 Жыл бұрын

    They were crying with joy over trump finally being held to justice.

  • @donofon1014

    @donofon1014

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought Groucho was snyde ... but look at you !! : )

  • @hordyaba

    @hordyaba

    Жыл бұрын

    Police are generally pro trump. I'm sure they hated what they had to do especially knowing it's just another hit job.

  • @malvolio01

    @malvolio01

    Жыл бұрын

    Why would they be crying with joy over that when America is in the toilet thanks to what you fools did in 2020? Not everyone is as small-minded and petty as Democrats are.

  • @annemettefrederiksen7751

    @annemettefrederiksen7751

    Жыл бұрын

    And they got to watch

  • @frankaviza6362
    @frankaviza6362 Жыл бұрын

    The train horn bit was hilarious.

  • @frankcantone3823
    @frankcantone3823 Жыл бұрын

    No Donnie, they weren't crying. Those were tears of joy.

  • @Daithai96
    @Daithai96 Жыл бұрын

    Aw! I almost feel some tenderness and sympathy for Don Jr. when I see things like this. It does tend to go away very quickly when I remember exactly who he is and everything that he's said and done - but, hey...there's still that moment of warmth there and I will cherish it (like your daddy never did Don!)

  • @utha2665

    @utha2665

    Жыл бұрын

    I didn't see one shot with Diaper Don and Don Jnr together at the UFC fight, are we sure they were even at the same arena?

  • @gamezonereactions8388

    @gamezonereactions8388

    Жыл бұрын

    Imagine being so brain dead you still watch these people in hollyweird.

  • @Daithai96

    @Daithai96

    Жыл бұрын

    @@utha2665 Me neither - didn't actually pick up on that, but you're absolutely right!

  • @andes805

    @andes805

    Жыл бұрын

    Poor little rich kid he's there for the money.

  • @Daithai96

    @Daithai96

    Жыл бұрын

    @@andes805 and the coke

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