Clock is Ticking on Trump, Congress Takes on TikTok & Jeff Goldblum Teaches Kids About Dinosaurs
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We got an unexpected visit from a tornado yesterday, the Sweet 16 round of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament is underway and the folks up in Spokane, Washington are very committed to this fairytale that they are a real school, lawmakers from both sides are deciding whether TikTok should be banned in the United States, Jimmy explains TikTok to people that don’t know what it is, the CEO appeared to try and convince Congress that TikTok is not a threat to our national security, Donald Trump’s lawyers have reportedly told him that if he gets indicted in New York he should be prepared to lose the case, Trump lashed out at Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg on Truth Social, Trump’s chief Republican rival Ron DeSantis is busy waging a culture, and Jeff Goldblum leads a field trip to the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles to learn about dinosaurs.
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"Holden Hiscock raised an objection." that killed me.
Jeff Goldblum is just the best
Thanks, Jimmy! Jeff Goldblum is as charming and charismatic as can be! He must be an amazing Dad to his boys.
There needs to be a regular segment of Jeff Goldblum with the kids; he's freaking hilarious 🤣🤣
I just hope that the guy who drives DJT to jail is named Brandon … 😝
@IMeMineWho
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@SchoolforHackers
Жыл бұрын
So we all can say...
@GreenWitch1
Жыл бұрын
Pure gold dude! 😂
@10percentJoe
Жыл бұрын
"The walls are closin' in" -Season 7 Episode 4
@arunaaa301
Жыл бұрын
@@10percentJoe Yeah no worries, these gullible dumbed down and brainwashed morons will keep eating the lies and never learn. I really admire their patience though:))
I want to go to a museum with Jeff Goldblum.
@LaineyTsang
Жыл бұрын
I’d go anywhere with that magnificent being!
@blessall4ever
Жыл бұрын
@Jennie Kelly: i too, and i wanna be 5 years old when it happens.
@USABESTMBA-COM
Жыл бұрын
TY
@lesleyd2448
Жыл бұрын
Yes..and wearing that shirt!
@liannedoherty4816
Жыл бұрын
The kids were fabulous! But Jeff Goldblum is hilarious! I would go see the dinos with him!
The Jeff Goldblum segment was brilliant and those kids were fantastic.
Can Jeff interacting with kids be a monthly event, it's hilarious and heart warming
A friend of mine, Lee actually was one of the Flintstone animators. And she worked on the Jetsons, too!!! A fun lady who helped create Scoobie-Doo, as well.
@loookaroundyou
Жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@randhirparbhunath8843
Жыл бұрын
Then she is a national treasure too! 🎉🎉🎉
@classicalaid1
Жыл бұрын
@@randhirparbhunath8843 And a friend of hers worked on the original Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs by Disney. Lee told me millions of painted cells were used in creating Snow White. And sometimes paint was used and sometimes actual cosmetics, such as lipstick and eye shadow, were used. These animators all know each other. It is a sorority of sorts.And I actually know a prominent lady who was involved with reviving Bugs Bunny. I kid you not!
@davidb6576
Жыл бұрын
@@classicalaid1 Not to be a killjoy, but it's cels (short for celluloid), not cells. Clear celluloid sheets were the substrate for the painted images.
@erinurbanus1858
Жыл бұрын
It took a lot of manpower to run an animation show back in that day. I was personally raised on classic comics. It was Donald Duck, Uncle Scrooge, and the triplets Huey, Dewy, and Louie. DuckTales before they were animated.
Jeff Goldblum would be the perfect host of a children's show.
@markedly1013
Жыл бұрын
Agree!
@xeruexe1624
Жыл бұрын
You mean a children's uh uh uh show.
@markedly1013
Жыл бұрын
He is a kid at heart.
@markedly1013
Жыл бұрын
He does need a show!
@1972danhall
Жыл бұрын
I agree. That would be a great show for kids that parents would watch.
Jeff and those kids were so funny. Thank you, I needed cheering up.
Even at their age, I would have went nuts knowing I was going to attend a lesson taught by Jeff Goldblum! He's more than just a great actor, he's a wonderful person bursting with positive energy.
@LindaC616
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Jeff would say "would have gone nuts"
Jeff Goldblum with kids wins the week on KZread!
@crocglox7797
Жыл бұрын
Until desantis outlaws talking about evolution in Florida Schools...it only takes one crazy angry parent to get people fired.
That was a great segment with Jeff Goldblum and the kids!!!
@markedly1013
Жыл бұрын
When the dinosaur came after the kids, it was hilarious.
@smiller2044
Жыл бұрын
@Tommy so you just troll for...Trumpy?...
@janicecastellanos8091
Жыл бұрын
@@Tommy-fo4gb Your comment tells me that you are!
@silvermainecoons3269
Жыл бұрын
@@Tommy-fo4gb What a sad life you have Tommy. Nobody here will think any less of you if you decide to join the rest of us in reality. Leave the MAGA cult, get deprogrammed. 😊
@10percentJoe
Жыл бұрын
@@janicecastellanos8091 You should see Jeff Goldblum in the movie Deathwish with Charles Bronson 💙💛
Jeff Goldblum is one of those celebs that transcended just being a famous actor into being famous for just being himself, Jeff Goldblum. I can tell over the years, he's amused by the reaction the public has to him just being himself, and he's obviously having a lot of fun with it. What a legend!
Time to start binging Jeff Goldblum again. I wish I was more like him. But their can only be ONE.
I could watch Jeff with the kids as an actual show, adorable.
Whoever came up with "To Catch a President" is a genius. That series should have been running since 2020, if not 2016.
I loved the Jeff Goldblum segment. I laughed the entire time.
My goodness, Jeff Goldblum gets more hilarious with each passing year lol
@mars8923
Жыл бұрын
@@Adatoode weird
@elainstill1671
Жыл бұрын
@@Adatoode Ummm, you seem creepy...🤮
@chezeface1142
Жыл бұрын
Ok bot
@Joe-cm5kl
Жыл бұрын
If anybody hasn't seen it, Jeff Goldblum was on Conan's podcast a few months ago and it was... a unique episode. I laughed so much that people were staring at me on the metro.
@sophierobinson2738
Жыл бұрын
I thought he was hilarious in “Thor: Love and Thunder”.
How come Jeff Goldblum doesn't have a show where he talks about science? That Last bit was extremely fun
@jo-vf8jx
Жыл бұрын
He has his own show on Disney+. It’s in the National Geographic part.
@Dutchienl2006
Жыл бұрын
He has a show on disney. I like him, didnt like the series. Not my thing
Jeff Goldblum is the best. His timing is impeccable.😂
I feel like we missed Jeff Goldblum is a comedian. He could even probably be a comic. His timing is stellar.
Called for them all to be removed from office…… how does he think this has even a remote chance of happening?? What a buffoon.
I want to go to the museum with Jeff :)
Thank you Jimmy and Jeff. I really needed something to lift me up this evening and THAT did it. I literally was laughing with tears in my eyes at the same time. You're both national treasures.
As a Spokanite, Its so fun hearing JK joking about our city😂
Jeff Goldblum is as great as ever. Loved this!
i like how innocently he looks around for confirmation after he says the gag-names
@fettinaround
Жыл бұрын
Ha. Gag. I see what you did there
@samcooper1761
Жыл бұрын
This comment works just as well for the Jeff Goldblum bit.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for getting us through these insane times!
I’m unreasonably happy that I got the Modigliani question right. I’d love to go to any kind of museum with Jeff Goldblum.
Damn Jimmy, that's the most hands-down best illustration of what tik-tok is! That's one of the funniest things you've done in awhile!!!
@TheThirdDaySH
Жыл бұрын
That was actually super funny lol.
@OfficialDangus
Жыл бұрын
He killed it in this monologue. The guy is a machine.
@Ceerads
Жыл бұрын
Why are you damning Jimmy? You meant “Damn, Jimmy, that’s,” etc.
@wearenottogetheranymore2658
Жыл бұрын
Plz ban it it is very toxic. American can’t have any as in China
@itsd0nk
Жыл бұрын
I think his writers might have bitten that a little from Ryan George. Look him up on KZread.
“ Didja know that Florida HAS high schools?” I literally LOL’d on that one🤪
@tonyt8805
Жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Loved the segment with the children in the museum! The innocent questions from them!
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. Because he's not acting. He really is this guy.
Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure
@cleverusername9369
Жыл бұрын
It's my belief that Jeff Goldblum is not of this nation, nor if this planet, and possibly not even of this dimension. He is a gift from the universe comprised of ethereal joy, sensuality, wonderment, and delight.
@kdub1242
Жыл бұрын
True dat!
@nartouzumaki8232
Жыл бұрын
There can only be one Grandmaster
@RegisBladeStudios
Жыл бұрын
I literally started to scroll down to comments and this was the first thing that popped into my head before I read it lol
@marty4278
Жыл бұрын
He made nerds attractive.
OMG Jeff Goldblum is a classic!! He makes me laugh to tears all the time. LOVE YOU Jeff!!!!!
@LaineyTsang
Жыл бұрын
Same!
@10percentJoe
Жыл бұрын
He was really good in the movie Deathwish.
I absolutely adore Jeff Goldblum!❤️❤️❤️
Ok; Jeff Goldblum with kids needs to be a recurring segment now!
Jeff Goldblum is comedic gold! More, more more!
😂 kids today dont know flintstones
@TighelanderII
Жыл бұрын
30 years ago, a guy that I worked with said that when the Warner Bros. Stores opened, they thought that the big seller was going to be The Flintstones. They were surprised that Scooby Doo sold more than the modern stone-age family.
Jeff Goldblum is too cultured for America 😆😆❤❤
Hi, my name is Jimmy Kimmel and I'm obsessed with Donald Trump. He's all I think about and I can't stop talking about him.
@Potatoestate
2 ай бұрын
He's a comedian. Making fun of a moron provides unlimited material...tRumps the biggest and best-est of them all. Bigly.
I am so JEALOUS of those kids! Jeff Goldblum is beyond AWESOME!!!
Glad that I never downloaded Tik Tok! Some things are better to just say no thanks to.
I love how Jeff went from being an actor to a national icon
@juliebraden6911
Жыл бұрын
He didn't.
@0485dlp
Жыл бұрын
This was the strangest and most unexpected celebrity progression and I'm living for it.
@PhoenixHinds
Жыл бұрын
@@juliebraden6911 true, he is still both.
The dinosaur that appears at 12:00 scared the Hell out of my daughter when we went to that museum. The kids were all in the front of the show area while us parents were at the sides and back. I was sitting on the bench when the dinosaur appeared. She bolted from the front and ran to me and hid under the bench I was sitting. It was hilarious! I got a good picture of all of it. Great memories! We might have to go again.
@emp9413
Жыл бұрын
K I was wondering if that was real! Thought it was CGI at first lol 😂
The kids at the museum with Jeff Goldblum are so smart. What America needs is lots of smart people like these kids. Yayyyy!!!
Matt Gaetz’s mistress is so upset about Donnie’s upcoming indictment she’s considering quitting middle school.
@jeangillespie1173
Жыл бұрын
Oh-oh....
@RapScallion-mg9mb
Жыл бұрын
@Mike Oxbig kiddydidler: and ashley's so giddy she letting papa joe back in the shower and hunter will be celebrating with his niece at meth house!
@MRick-cd1kr
Жыл бұрын
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN MUTT
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
Жыл бұрын
@@MRick-cd1kr troll
@LillyTheLonelySock
Жыл бұрын
😂 Good One! Are you auditioning for a job writing for Kimmel?
The Tic-Toc-Tangerine-Thrashpanda
Jeff Goldblum even makes the KZread comment section a friendlier place. 😊
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Jeff Goldblum. What a fascinating character and being. Beautiful, fun, and talented actor.
"That was the most perfect trial ever," future Trump says from Rikers.
@Ceerads
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Let’s hope so!
@jeffw1267
Жыл бұрын
Looks like it's not happening. You need more than "orange man bad" to indict someone.
@quintsummers5524
Жыл бұрын
Tic tock 🤡
@oldrrocr
Жыл бұрын
this morning (Friday), Tiny Tot all capped that he wants "death and destruction" at his arrest protests (not peaceful!)... if any of the rest of us did this WE WOULD BE ARRESTED immediately... Can someone please grow a pair!
@dera6347
Жыл бұрын
@@jeffw1267 many criminal cases open. Still time for it to happen. He has not gotten away with it until he wins all court cases amd we know how bad he does in court. Some 600 loses since 2018.
Thanks for the laughs Jimmy.
I think we need a Jimmy-hosted Science Bob + Jeff Goldblum collab!!! With the kids too please :)
Once again Jeff Goldblum's featherlight wit charms us into a state of equilibrium.
Aw, 😍to have Jeff Goldblum teach ME about dinosaurs🦖 when I was 9 🦕.
Mad respect for Mr. Jeff Goldblum!! It would be a joy to meet, even have lunch or dinner with him.
@tinkerstrade3553
Жыл бұрын
I'll bet he leaves you with the bill while he goes out a back door.😂
Great show! Love and respect for Jimmy, Guillermo, and the crew! 🤗💙💙💙
Jeff Goldblum is a national Treasure love him and teaching kids about dinosaurs is amazingly cute 🥺🥰❤
I want Jeff to guide me through the museum, as well😅😂😂
we need this dinosaur show to be a thing 😁😍
Rhythm changes... It's rhythm changes Lol I love Jeff Goldblum
This started with the darkness but ended up being one of the most uplifting videos I've ever seen. God bless the Bloom!
Have ALWAYS LOVED Jeff Goldblum...since The Fly anyway 😊
@poorthing
Жыл бұрын
Pre Fly:. Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978 W Donald Southerland, Leonard Nimoy. Goldblum is supposedly a member of Mensa, as is his previous spouse, Geena Davis
@TighelanderII
Жыл бұрын
I never saw the show, but I remember the ads for "Ten-Speed & Brown Shoe"
Jimmy you are a treasure! Thanks for keeping me laughing!😂👏🇨🇦
I love it when Trump screams out his pain in all caps! Love it!
Jimmy, you taught a lesson. Only an old schooler could appreciate it.
Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a nearby park bench after him. The bench is suing for defamation.
@johnsanuy
Жыл бұрын
That's f'ing funny!
@Cryaboutmyhandle
Жыл бұрын
6 month old fake account.
@josephcross7960
Жыл бұрын
Don Knotts family is suing for Defamation for Having the same name as him
@pietrojenkins6901
Жыл бұрын
But you know Donnie changes attorneys like changing diapers?
@gorkskoal9315
Жыл бұрын
@@pietrojenkins6901 Weeeell that depends.
I LOVE Jeff Goldblum!!! The man is so hilarious and fun to watch...but most fascinating of all......no cavities. 🤣
Cliff Duphiney wrote the song for the Flintstones. He was my painting teacher. He also played the organ for Liberachi. A multi-talented man
Jeff Goldblum’s exit! Epic!🤣
Jeff Goldblum is really funny
What a wholesome man Jeff is! ❤️
Jeff goldblum is a genius. Edit: side note.. I want that Dino sweater he’s wearing. That’s amazing
Love the kid that just sat there with the dinosaur right in front of him
@10percentJoe
Жыл бұрын
OK groomer 👌
Time is ticking for us all actually.
@BClocals
Жыл бұрын
But loving each minute!
@kahhowong3417
Жыл бұрын
Bravo and the audience is still laughing their heads off.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
Жыл бұрын
Time keeps on ticking ticking ticking…
@pietrojenkins6901
Жыл бұрын
@@BClocals you wold still love every minute if you knew you're ticking down towards death?
@Syncrotron9001
Жыл бұрын
once Tick Tock eats you its OFF TO NEVERLAND
I so loved the Jeff Goldblum segment!! Thanks - I smiled the WHOLE TIME watching it!
That segment with Jeff Goldblum and the children had me howling with laughter. 🤣😂🤣😂
Jeff just Dino and dashed 😅
Thank-you Jimmy, Guillermo & staff , always look forward to watching your’ show especially the monologue. Cheers from 🇨🇦
Look at Jeff Goldblum educating the next generation..... as expected adorable yet absurd !!!!!!!!
Jimmy doing his Don Jr impersonation at the start... Hands waving everywhere. 😂😂😂
That poor girl when she saw the dinosaur! Jeff, wow! made me laugh.
Again, made my night! I work a very challenging job w youth and look forward to laughing w u every night!!
@daniellamcgee4251
Жыл бұрын
They probably need a laugh, too.
We love Jeff ❤ such a gentle and funny character, and clearly on the same level as children 😂
The perfect explanation of what TikTok is. 😂😂😂😂
He had BETTER have actually bought that stuff for those kids😶
@markedly1013
Жыл бұрын
We have to know the truth!
@brinsonopinion
Жыл бұрын
I would assume the show did LOL
@TUPPERWARELADYCHAR
Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@abortretryfail9350
Жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is probably pretty comfortable, I'm sure a couple hundred or thousand (at most), bucks in gift shop toys wouldn't set him back much, so I'd say odds are at or near 100%.
@michaelhughes9278
Жыл бұрын
@@abortretryfail9350 while that is most likely true in this case, rich people do not think like the rest of the population.
The TikTok bit was genius
Love Jeff. Best museum tour guide ever. Also T-Rex not would see you standing still but smell you. Either way you're a snack. Learned that AFTER watching Jurassic Park.
Literally "up the river". There's a room for him in the Ossining Hotel.
Jeff, Jimmy and friends, that was great. You mase my night. ty
Ah I always love the Bart Simpson moment in IRL. They make my life complete. 😂
It would give Bragg bragging rights if gets conviction.
@johnsanuy
Жыл бұрын
I don't think that's an actual thing, but you're absolutely correct.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗❤️👍
@mr.remarkable9410
Жыл бұрын
Bot
@BOLTHEAD619
Жыл бұрын
@Mr.Remarkable 94 you liked your own comment, lmaooo so sad
@BuckyBarnesATL
Жыл бұрын
@@mr.remarkable9410you liked your own comment 😂 SAD
@jamessilver6429
Жыл бұрын
he's funnier than seth meyers .. but that's a very low bar.
The look on that guy's face when he said "Holden Hiscock" is priceless!😂🤣
Quite nice 👍🏻 of Jeff Goldblum,taking the time to entertain those children in The Museum Of Natural History. Trying to educate as well, while making them laugh!!! 😆😆
I'm so happy to have existed at the same time as Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff was out of his League the moment he talked about The Flintstones and no one knew what it was lol
@jerushamaxwell281
Жыл бұрын
It's a generational thing, for sure!
just LOVE Jeff Goldblum with the kids!!!!!!