Trump Wants to Terminate the Constitution, Kanye’s Swastika Tweet & Herschel’s Idea to Arm the IRS

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Jimmy and Guillermo decorated their Christmas trees over the weekend, Donald Trump failed to disclose a $19.8 million loan from a company connected to North Korea, Trump called to terminate the Constitution and declare the rightful winner of the 2020 election, Kanye has had his Twitter account suspended after posting a Swastika inside a Jewish Star of David, tomorrow is runoff day in Georgia and a number of Republican Senators have embarrassed themselves making in-person appearances to support Herschel, many of his supporters are excited to see his new movie, the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl is set between the Washington State Cougars and the Fresno State Bulldogs on December 17th at Sofi Stadium, and Jimmy and Guillermo give Santa a helping hand in a new edition of Naughty or Nice
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  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks to everyone who voted to terminate the red wave.

  • @wfpbwfpb

    @wfpbwfpb

    Жыл бұрын

    You’re welcome🙂

  • @LaughingWolf8

    @LaughingWolf8

    Жыл бұрын

    💙✌️

  • @mljshell514

    @mljshell514

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean the red tsunami (per Cancun Cruz). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bryanspindle4455

    @bryanspindle4455

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mljshell514 Cruz didn't expect the big blue seawall !

  • @kiritoblack05

    @kiritoblack05

    Жыл бұрын

    ❤️

  • @mphmph1198
    @mphmph1198 Жыл бұрын

    "Whenever a Republican makes an accusation, it's a confession" Brian Tyler Cohen

  • @vietnamd0820

    @vietnamd0820

    Жыл бұрын

    And David Pakman 👍

  • @jstnxprsn

    @jstnxprsn

    Жыл бұрын

    "Projection is a Repub superpower" - Jstn Green

  • @robertdraper5782

    @robertdraper5782

    Жыл бұрын

    There's a long list for that one

  • @sariedixon8965

    @sariedixon8965

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a textbook narcissist play

  • @cmckinney380

    @cmckinney380

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm so happy you know who he is. Great reporting. Good interviews

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson Жыл бұрын

    Whoever did the voice impressions for Thump and Ye has an enormous talent!!

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Жыл бұрын

    Please tell me you guys give those poor children something special for putting up with you and being so honest ❤️☮️

  • @vikaz3408

    @vikaz3408

    Жыл бұрын

    Whenever you go on shows like this, you get some ‘talent fee’, they call it. I just wonder why it bothered you when her parents are so into it?!?

  • @kunduco

    @kunduco

    Жыл бұрын

    My heart can't handle the gifts lol.. I hope these kids get some of their wishes fulfilled... but i guess therapy is always an option

  • @artdeco18

    @artdeco18

    Жыл бұрын

    watching I wondering if she was going to get two scoops of pate

  • @JA-gu2ro

    @JA-gu2ro

    Жыл бұрын

    This is Jimmy Kimmel true to form who steals all the kids Halloween candy. 😅

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks to everyone who voted for Raphael Warnock. His victory will allow Herschel to fully dedicate his time to child support.

  • @rosesweet1967

    @rosesweet1967

    Жыл бұрын

    My 6th vote for Warnock since 2020…before anyone says crap, there has been 2-primaries, 2-elections and 2- run offs since 2020.. this time will give him 6yrs🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

  • @SeamHead33

    @SeamHead33

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao the election is tomorrow

  • @davidcooklock129

    @davidcooklock129

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SeamHead33 Lmao early voting has been on for days.

  • @SeamHead33

    @SeamHead33

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davidcooklock129 yeah and??? The OP is saying that there already is a victory. Votes havent even been counted genius

  • @abro3859

    @abro3859

    Жыл бұрын

    Or being a werewolf 🤷‍♀️

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    He's right about one thing... I don't want Herschel Walker anywhere near my daughter.

  • @mindyschocolate

    @mindyschocolate

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol, RIGHT!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LilSebastian_

    @LilSebastian_

    Жыл бұрын

    On the upside at least you know he’d pay for the abortion and then pretend it never happened.

  • @treeskin77

    @treeskin77

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for saying what I think we were all thinking!!! Lmao

  • @minoltaaraya
    @minoltaaraya Жыл бұрын

    When the little girl said “Oprah” and she was just so confident. I love it 🤣👏🏾 I really hope they give all these sweet babies some REAL presents ❤

  • @saxonde68
    @saxonde68 Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo is a National treasure. I love when he loses it, and just laughs uncontrollably 😂

  • @wendigo53

    @wendigo53

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm waiting for Guillermo to take down an unruly audience member and escort him out.

  • @Soohook

    @Soohook

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! Guillermo’s laughter is infectious!

  • @claude-alinecarriere3337

    @claude-alinecarriere3337

    Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo deserves his own show. He's hilarious.

  • @sicfxmusic

    @sicfxmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    YES Jimmy!!!!

  • @cwilson9636

    @cwilson9636

    Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo went dirty south and I LMAO with him!!🤣🤣🤣 VIVA LA GUILLERMO🥰🥰🥰

  • @annadownya7754
    @annadownya7754 Жыл бұрын

    When he asked the girl what she would name her pony and she sat straight up, leaned in, and confidently said, "glitter" without a moment's hesitation, I lost it. That's a girl who knows what she wants!

  • @TheCalicohorse

    @TheCalicohorse

    Жыл бұрын

    She was lovely - so quietly earnest, and yes, she has definitely had the name of her pony locked in for a while.

  • @JCDofNYC

    @JCDofNYC

    Жыл бұрын

    She is a doll. Soft spoken but confident in her mind

  • @marlyMe

    @marlyMe

    9 ай бұрын

    I hope she someday gets her pony ❤

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Жыл бұрын

    Trump has two moods; UNHINGED COMPLETELY UNHINGED.

  • @rodh3613

    @rodh3613

    Жыл бұрын

    third mood THERE IS NO HINGE.

  • @rootcanal7188

    @rootcanal7188

    Жыл бұрын

    @Treason, Are you enjoying the record high gasoline and grocery prices? Ready for food shortages? We didn't have these problems when Trump was in office

  • @orwellspigs8540

    @orwellspigs8540

    Жыл бұрын

    What has he been found guilty of?

  • @benjaminreynolds3780

    @benjaminreynolds3780

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rootcanal7188 see you guys can't separate the fact that Trump is not the answer. We don't need him, and btw gas prices and everything are world problems, not exclusively to Biden.

  • @jasonolson3133

    @jasonolson3133

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rootcanal7188 stop being weak and pathetic

  • @Patricewofford
    @Patricewofford Жыл бұрын

    Merril is the cutest, loved when she sit up to say that she'd name her pony glitter, so polite! Good job parents! The news will make u lose faith in humanity, seeing things like this, reminds me that there is still kindness and good in this crazy world.

  • @brynneholt1990

    @brynneholt1990

    Жыл бұрын

    I recently spoke to current students and recent graduates of my high school. Contrary to popular opinion, we are not doomed.

  • @deltonlowery812

    @deltonlowery812

    Жыл бұрын

    i'm losing faith in humanity with the gifts they gave her! i'm sure they gave her something in addition to that, but geez. she responded well, though.

  • @parvin46
    @parvin46 Жыл бұрын

    Wow…Kennedy and Herschel are examples of why we need better qualifications and requirements for our elected officials

  • @ThomBoecker

    @ThomBoecker

    Жыл бұрын

    The most revolting thing about Kennedy is that he actually IS qualified or at least should be, with exams from Vanderbilt University and Oxford under his belt. In other words, he's roleplaying, and that staunch southerner with the near-unintelligible drawl is nothing but an act. An embarassingly bad one at that.

  • @kosmokritikos9299

    @kosmokritikos9299

    Жыл бұрын

    It wouldn't matter. People in southern state love imbeciles.

  • @larrygrebler5054

    @larrygrebler5054

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ThomBoecker WOW!

  • @adamstilwell4209
    @adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын

    I just melted inside when the little girl said she forgot her manners. So adorable. Clearly her parents are raising her right.

  • @michelangelobuonarroti916

    @michelangelobuonarroti916

    Жыл бұрын

    She's still at the age of complete honesty.

  • @shatterhusk6755

    @shatterhusk6755

    Жыл бұрын

    She was so adorable I almost lost it, she's around my daughter's age so I'm a big softy lol

  • @BenLA5

    @BenLA5

    Жыл бұрын

    Clearly her parents aren't raising her sister right

  • @statikskynl

    @statikskynl

    Жыл бұрын

    am i the only one realizing jimmy called that kid a ho?

  • @seiryu84

    @seiryu84

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BenLA5 We don't know the sister's age. They call them the terrible twos for a reason.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 Жыл бұрын

    Trump took an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Trump is an embarrassment.

  • @WaningGibbous

    @WaningGibbous

    Жыл бұрын

    He doesn't even know what an oath is..

  • @randymoran67

    @randymoran67

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey Vladimir is proud of his acolyte

  • @mphmph1198

    @mphmph1198

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump thought they said, "Oaf of Office"

  • @drumbum3.142

    @drumbum3.142

    Жыл бұрын

    He's More than a "mere" embarrassment .. 🤢😑🙄😶🤢🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

  • @arclight9328

    @arclight9328

    Жыл бұрын

    Rump is a traitor. He's talking treason. But he tried to backpedal the next day by saying he didn't say what he said.

  • @ArchismanMozumder
    @ArchismanMozumder Жыл бұрын

    That girl is an adorable doll. Speaks softly but with conviction. She is bright & well mannered. A precious 5-year old. Thank you for sharing this video of hers.

  • @cellpat2686
    @cellpat2686 Жыл бұрын

    Loved the Cilantro joke. That's what had Guillermo laughing hard.

  • @CollinSamatas
    @CollinSamatas Жыл бұрын

    The part where you had Trump and Kanye narrate the new Constitution was genius…Thank you for not being afraid to tackle these most ghastly news items!

  • @oldgamernewtricks

    @oldgamernewtricks

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL true

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade Жыл бұрын

    I never thought "high intelligence" was ever an insult! 🤣

  • @aWOKEn1445

    @aWOKEn1445

    Жыл бұрын

    Idiocracy is coming true..

  • @li2us

    @li2us

    Жыл бұрын

    By their applause, Trumpanzees admit they are NOT of high intelligence.

  • @sjbock

    @sjbock

    Жыл бұрын

    That politician is an Oxford educated lawyer and used to be a Democrat before it became more advantageous for him to be a Republican. He's playing to that crowd of bumkins and using all the dog whistles.

  • @lynnpayne6262

    @lynnpayne6262

    Жыл бұрын

    They believe that if your to smart you can't have faith. It's the work of the devil when you don't fall for obvious lies. Only the not intelligent can Jesus I guess.

  • @aWOKEn1445

    @aWOKEn1445

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lynnpayne6262 thank you. That explains a lot! Peace!

  • @TigDegner
    @TigDegner Жыл бұрын

    Speaking as a father of 4-year-old twin girls, that little girl is wonderful. What good manners and genuine lovingkindness. She reminds me how lucky I am to have two young ladies who are just like her. I bet (and hope) she got a lot of love off-screen for putting up with being put on the spot here.

  • @lestercharles8522
    @lestercharles8522 Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo's laugh is pure gold.. They should patent that thing.. Lmao

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын

    Donald Trump.... projection, projection, projection!!! "LOCK HIM UP ALREADY!!!"🇺🇲

  • @californiacat9762

    @californiacat9762

    Жыл бұрын

    Big thumbs up 👍

  • @grumblesNhoneybee

    @grumblesNhoneybee

    Жыл бұрын

    @@californiacat9762 FOR WHAT? Everything you idiots say trump did, with no evidence, the left there is evidence, and witness's.. but but...,,,no........lol ..yea.

  • @ThisWholeWorld100

    @ThisWholeWorld100

    Жыл бұрын

    Based on what? Ten percent for the big guy...oh wait, wrong narrative.

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    For what crime whiskey James if that's your real name what crime

  • @Mark_Brooks

    @Mark_Brooks

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ThisWholeWorld100 Shouldn't you be giving a blowie to the former guy?

  • @MegaDeansy
    @MegaDeansy Жыл бұрын

    Aww, wee Merrill is an absolute delight and I bet her parents are as proud as punch with her appearance here !. 'I forgot my manners' shows that not only is she being brought up very well but what she is being taught is sinking in !. Merrill's parents - I salute you both !

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын

    Those voice-overs really sound like Donnie and Ye. Amazing actors

  • @sairamsoundararajan5190

    @sairamsoundararajan5190

    Жыл бұрын

    you know I'm saying? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeokabayashi8669
    @joeokabayashi8669 Жыл бұрын

    Meryl is so sweet in her sincerity.

  • @barbaramiller349
    @barbaramiller349 Жыл бұрын

    That little girl Meryl was priceless ❤❤❤

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 Жыл бұрын

    “Kind of good” was hilarious. I remember my parents pulling that crap on me back in the 50’s that Santa Claus watching everything I did to see if I was good or bad. They had me convinced that he was looking in the windows. So I went around the whole house and closed all the blinds on the windows. I remember one time we’re all sitting in the living room and my Dad asked my Mom, “why is it so dark in here?” My Mom pointed at me and began to laugh.

  • @maconreid2053
    @maconreid2053 Жыл бұрын

    Touched my heart when she spoke of her cat Clover. My cat Clover, who I had almost 19 years, passed this year

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo’s laugh is infectious

  • @orwellspigs8540

    @orwellspigs8540

    Жыл бұрын

    So is the racism

  • @mister_manager

    @mister_manager

    Жыл бұрын

    @@orwellspigs8540 Yeah how is that OK

  • @missunderstanding357

    @missunderstanding357

    Жыл бұрын

    Ik! I just love him!! 😄

  • @quetzcoatl80

    @quetzcoatl80

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed! Cilantro?! WTF?! What if he was black, what would he say then?

  • @taylorrice8612

    @taylorrice8612

    Жыл бұрын

    @@quetzcoatl80 true. Chicken?

  • @davegoodwin1848
    @davegoodwin1848 Жыл бұрын

    Herschel Walker is like every government figure in the movie "Idiocracy". From saying "America is the greatest country in The United States" right on up to having the IRS leave their offices to protect the school children. Wow...just Wow.

  • @CoffinCrawler

    @CoffinCrawler

    Жыл бұрын

    But at least President Camacho had the foresight to water the crops with Brawndo.

  • @patwooster3851

    @patwooster3851

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly! I forgot about that! Perfect!

  • @bethb7965

    @bethb7965

    Жыл бұрын

    He can't even put a complete sentence together!! Can't understand what he says half the time.

  • @neptunemike

    @neptunemike

    Жыл бұрын

    The real life President Camacho 😂

  • @theghost4729

    @theghost4729

    Жыл бұрын

    Every time he speaks, he literally brings the IQ of everyone around straight down!!!

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou Жыл бұрын

    Oh, and PS thanks for FINALLY doing subtitles for Herschel's gibberish.

  • @mindyschocolate
    @mindyschocolate Жыл бұрын

    That little girl was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they do more of these Christmas wishlists

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe that Senator Kennedy actually graduated from Yale's Law School? He sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn from the Warner Brothers cartoon! 😂🤣

  • @Birdyblue12

    @Birdyblue12

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @NathanCroucher

    @NathanCroucher

    Жыл бұрын

    Not yale. Still dudes loaded with degress with top of the class grades. Rhodes scholar at oxford. makes no sense.

  • @margowal

    @margowal

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been calling him foghorn leghorn for years. Great minds think alike. 😂😂😂

  • @caro.caro.9578

    @caro.caro.9578

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @henrynewton8809

    @henrynewton8809

    Жыл бұрын

    Just because someone goes to a good school does not indicate intelligence.

  • @boarder6246
    @boarder6246 Жыл бұрын

    “I swear officer! This is just my woke high IQ bag of kale” 🥺

  • @vietnamd0820

    @vietnamd0820

    Жыл бұрын

    Green is good ✅😂

  • @mf568
    @mf568 Жыл бұрын

    She is so ADORABLE, what a beautiful, honest, little lady.

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 Жыл бұрын

    I love how he read the website and then pointed out that they left his name off of that, " I'm sueing them too"

  • @melt4769
    @melt4769 Жыл бұрын

    Most of the early voting in Georgia is in person, not mail-in. I voted the Saturday after Thanksgiving and stood in a steadily moving line for an hour and forty-five minutes to do so.

  • @renobutters

    @renobutters

    Жыл бұрын

    You'd be jealous of us in France... I've never, ever had to wait in line to vote in my life. There are always more voting clerks in the room than voters, and it's not because nobody goes to vote. I can't understand why this is an issue in America. Do you have to fill out papers for 10 minutes when you vote?

  • @renobutters

    @renobutters

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Spearca I see, then I guess it depends on the district. Probably also the same in France. Thanks!

  • @jayyarbrough9902

    @jayyarbrough9902

    Жыл бұрын

    @@renobutters The former president just demanded the suspension of our Constitution. You think his kind wants to make voting easy?

  • @michaelccozens

    @michaelccozens

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad you did, but those lines are bullshit fascist Republican voter suppression. I'm a Canadian, and I've been voting in elections here for decades. I've never even heard of a single person waiting more than maybe 15 minutes to vote, and most of the time the whole process, wait and all, takes under a minute. The GOP will try to blame 45 for their fascism, but they've been undermining American democracy for decades. 45 is the symptom, but the fascist GOP is the disease.

  • @UnitedWeStan

    @UnitedWeStan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@renobutters truthfully it's called gerrymandering. Certain groups will screw over voters, rather than have a true election. It's how we end up with so many idiots in power here.

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic Жыл бұрын

    Jack Smith lurking in the shadows is driving Donald to complete madness.

  • @SchoolforHackers

    @SchoolforHackers

    Жыл бұрын

    And I am here for it.

  • @cc1k435

    @cc1k435

    Жыл бұрын

    So hard to believe he still hasn't hit bottom, but he keeps digging that hole. Wind up in China soon. 🤔

  • @granitemountain8416

    @granitemountain8416

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cc1k435😂😂😂😂😂

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    When was he ever completely sane?

  • @xelamercedes

    @xelamercedes

    Жыл бұрын

    Donald has been mentally unstable for a very long time. What some would call "mad". What we're seeing now is what happens when a mad person is cornered and becomes frantic and panicked. The worst is probably yet to come.

  • @damianBTSot7
    @damianBTSot7 Жыл бұрын

    She didn't forget her manners. Because her face said "What the heck is this crap" but her mouth said "Thank you elves." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO CUTE!

  • @leslieday17
    @leslieday17 Жыл бұрын

    The Avatar clip was hilarious and BRILLIANT

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN Жыл бұрын

    A life of entitlement and power has left Trump placing little importance in self-evident rights. Those who submit to his undermining are truly pathetic.

  • @johnscott2849

    @johnscott2849

    Жыл бұрын

    @@POPCORN_BRAWL pay attention he wanted to do away with it.

  • @suziemacdonald7220

    @suziemacdonald7220

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnscott2849 just because crazy horse the stripper didn't respond in a way you don't like, making changes to the Constitution is not a bad idea! Relax man!

  • @JM-zg2jg

    @JM-zg2jg

    Жыл бұрын

    @@suziemacdonald7220 Trump didn’t ask to change the constitution, or even suggest it. Trump wants to do away with it. So crazy horses point was fallacious. The topic isn’t changing the constitution, it’s Trump wanting to do away with it entirely.

  • @johnscott2849

    @johnscott2849

    Жыл бұрын

    @@suziemacdonald7220 Pay attention I never said no to any changes. You and him need to pay attention dump wanted to do away with it that's the subject. And he has said nothing about what dump wanted and neither have you so that leads me to suspect you and him voted for him.

  • @Proud2BBlue

    @Proud2BBlue

    Жыл бұрын

    @@POPCORN_BRAWL there are changes made to the constitution already.. They are called amendments. The constitution started with 10 amendments called the bill of rights. There are now 27 amendments.

  • @bjg5659
    @bjg5659 Жыл бұрын

    The little girl with the elves was so serious, but she was honest, sweet and adorable.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks to anyone who supported and/or voted for Warnock in the Ga. runoff! Big thank you!! 💙💙💙

  • @barbaramiller349
    @barbaramiller349 Жыл бұрын

    How can anyone really vote for Hershel. Lord our country is a mess 😅

  • @emu_warrior

    @emu_warrior

    Жыл бұрын

    Answer: Republicans put in place policies and laws in Republican states (and as much as possible in the house and senate) that lowers American's education. This is literally the answer to your question. Republicans want a fascist state. American's are REALLY stupid (by design) and vote for these people, lol.

  • @xelamercedes

    @xelamercedes

    Жыл бұрын

    Or, at least, people who think Herschel looks like the best man to elect for the Senate are a mess.

  • @morbidmanmusic

    @morbidmanmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    The lord is in charge of this toy.its all on it.

  • @pietrojenkins6901

    @pietrojenkins6901

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xelamercedes that's why Trump absolutely loves the poorly educated like he's said many times before.

  • @michelangelobuonarroti916

    @michelangelobuonarroti916

    Жыл бұрын

    It's called "owning the libs". That's what matters more than country to a lot of people.

  • @KnowTrentTimoy
    @KnowTrentTimoy Жыл бұрын

    Whenever Dump's pointing fingers at other people over alleged mischief he's PROJECTING! It happens EVERY TIME!!

  • @SchoolforHackers

    @SchoolforHackers

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s true. Every Republican accusation is a confession.

  • @annellis6840

    @annellis6840

    Жыл бұрын

    That has been his way for decades! He keeps using same methods because he gets away w it.

  • @totsmini3105

    @totsmini3105

    Жыл бұрын

    @Trent Timoy - Nailed it!! - Lard-A$$ is Always Projecting!!

  • @shaneeslick

    @shaneeslick

    Жыл бұрын

    🤔1 finger pointing at them & 3 pointing at himself

  • @zaproodas9626

    @zaproodas9626

    Жыл бұрын

    Biden is one of the best presidents of our lifetime. Kamala not bad either. He has strong moral fibre and cares for the children.

  • @kujonevideos
    @kujonevideos Жыл бұрын

    That Christmas elf skit is priceless and a great idea!

  • @vietnamd0820

    @vietnamd0820

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s the cutest kid 😊

  • @neutron8764

    @neutron8764

    Жыл бұрын

    The kid was star ⭐️

  • @aliciagreen5411

    @aliciagreen5411

    Жыл бұрын

    "but she does have asthma" 😂

  • @karynmorton4843

    @karynmorton4843

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish they actually got her a gift she would like. lol

  • @jamesorsby7553

    @jamesorsby7553

    Жыл бұрын

    @@neutron8764 Lol D... Oprah.

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын

    Meryl's backstory just got more and more heartbreaking with every answer.

  • @ellicel

    @ellicel

    Жыл бұрын

    She was so sincere and earnest in ratting her sister out, especially asking for the biting to be reported to Santa! I really believe Stevie’s been biting her when mom and dad aren’t looking! 😂😂

  • @crystalsharadin9772
    @crystalsharadin9772 Жыл бұрын

    The jokes were on FIRE! And that little girl at the end was THE CUTEST!!!

  • @paulwolstencroft4820
    @paulwolstencroft4820 Жыл бұрын

    It breaks my heart when you give the kids terrible presents. 😢😭

  • @lillyanderson3623

    @lillyanderson3623

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sure they received great presents off camera.

  • @pictureme0999999
    @pictureme0999999 Жыл бұрын

    'We're Greatest Country in U.S.', Hershel Walker.

  • @cc1k435

    @cc1k435

    Жыл бұрын

    With no knowledge of pronouns, we shouldn't be surprised when he also forgets to use articles, as well.

  • @michelangelobuonarroti916

    @michelangelobuonarroti916

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cc1k435 The missing article is only a part of the humor.

  • @digbycrankshaft7572

    @digbycrankshaft7572

    Жыл бұрын

    Herschel Walker is the smartest person called Herschel Walker who is currently running for the US senate for Georgia.

  • @oldgamernewtricks

    @oldgamernewtricks

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats as funny as when trump congratulated the "Great State of Kansas" when the chiefs won the superbowl 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Katalyste
    @Katalyste Жыл бұрын

    That Hershel Avatar trailer was hilarious! 😆

  • @bugbee9505
    @bugbee9505 Жыл бұрын

    Love you Jimmy. I lost my only child, a son in 2018. He always made me laugh. Thank you for making me laugh.

  • @redwood421
    @redwood421 Жыл бұрын

    You nailed when talking about Kanye and Loser 45 in a contest for who is crazier. Double dutch meltdowns.

  • @MichaelWaiteMusic
    @MichaelWaiteMusic Жыл бұрын

    Somebody record this interview on vhs and give it to Merril so someday an archivist can show how awesome she is

  • @heh8me168
    @heh8me168 Жыл бұрын

    Can this show get any funnier??? No way😂😂😂😂

  • @caitrina19
    @caitrina19 Жыл бұрын

    Even on a bad day, Guillermo makes me smile. 🥰☺️🥰

  • @saralynn518
    @saralynn518 Жыл бұрын

    Meryl was so sweet and took those valuable (dare I say priceless) gifts like a champ!

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 Жыл бұрын

    It was so cute how at the very end she said “merry Christmas, Elves”

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

    Okay, hold up. WHY was that little girl THE most adorable person ever?!!!!! 🤣😂🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I loved all her answers. She was just adorable!

  • @saradavis6505
    @saradavis6505 Жыл бұрын

    OMG that little baby girl with The Elfs was too adorable❣️❣️❣️

  • @Kevin51611
    @Kevin51611 Жыл бұрын

    "Who taught Melania how to speak English anyway" LOL

  • @aWOKEn1445

    @aWOKEn1445

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, who was it?

  • @li2us

    @li2us

    Жыл бұрын

    Boris something-or-other!

  • @jennypulczinski7204

    @jennypulczinski7204

    Жыл бұрын

    She went into this marriage with her eyes wide open, but this is why I do feel sorry for Melania - "Trump’s treatment of those with accents is painful. People with accents are often treated as though they are less intelligent than those with accentless English." (HuffPost) I am sure he didn't show this side until after the wedding

  • @boccaratonful

    @boccaratonful

    Жыл бұрын

    The answer is obviously NOBODY.

  • @usadaily135
    @usadaily135 Жыл бұрын

    A loan from North Korea! lol. Jimmy, you're a treasure and we treasure you! Thank you for being you!

  • @bonnielassise9371

    @bonnielassise9371

    Жыл бұрын

    Would he be paying back the loan with the top secret documents he stole?

  • @fredylucas2484

    @fredylucas2484

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bonnielassise9371 He is worth 50Billion dollars mate

  • @cindypomerleau950

    @cindypomerleau950

    Жыл бұрын

    Jokes on Kim.

  • @cindypomerleau950

    @cindypomerleau950

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bonnielassise9371 Well Saudi Arabias' 2B wasn't for Jared's expertise in money management.

  • @blendo3893

    @blendo3893

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fredylucas2484 Let's wait and see how much he's worth once his taxes are released.

  • @DBinCA
    @DBinCA9 ай бұрын

    Please give the writers what they deserve and bring our late night shows back! If there’s ever a time our country needs the relief of satire, it’s NOW! Miss you, Jimmy! 😢

  • @douglasdrummond5986
    @douglasdrummond5986 Жыл бұрын

    giggling guillermo was exactly what i needed today :D

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын

    Donald Trump and his MAGATS are a real treat for most Comedians, and "US" Americans. They're fodder for our sanity.

  • @keithbaker2092

    @keithbaker2092

    Жыл бұрын

    Very true. Biden as well.

  • @Mark_Brooks

    @Mark_Brooks

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keithbaker2092 Nope.

  • @iamkarma20

    @iamkarma20

    Жыл бұрын

    @@keithbaker2092 👈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Joined 4 hours ago😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @almostheavenhomestead1680

    @almostheavenhomestead1680

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mark_Brooks Biden and the rest of the demoKKKrats are tripe.

  • @paratrooperz1

    @paratrooperz1

    Жыл бұрын

    what sanity? you spent 7 years attacking trump with guilty plea and for 7 years no evidence that holds in court. this is the left doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, this is insanity. so you are lacking sanity for past 7 years at least! not only is trump getting charges dropped but he is winning defamation lawsuits and netting millions from the left that attack him....

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Жыл бұрын

    What an absolutely precious little girl. I hope one day she gets everything in life that she could possibly hope for. God bless her.

  • @davidalmeida2991

    @davidalmeida2991

    Жыл бұрын

    Even the pony! 😂

  • @davediamond7228

    @davediamond7228

    Жыл бұрын

    i hope someday she gets her pony

  • @renobutters

    @renobutters

    Жыл бұрын

    And in the meantime she gets an opportunity to get good at Excel 2010. She's adorable ;)

  • @beenaplumber8379

    @beenaplumber8379

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davediamond7228 And a bedroom full of pony poop!

  • @bridgez04

    @bridgez04

    Жыл бұрын

    im 18 and still waiting for my pony.

  • @williamdillard5060
    @williamdillard5060 Жыл бұрын

    Whoever Jimmy hired to do those voices should get A Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy or whatever else is available.

  • @msvargas2152
    @msvargas2152 Жыл бұрын

    Omg that little girl at the end, so precious!🥰

  • @nikkikennedy551
    @nikkikennedy551 Жыл бұрын

    That little girl was so precious.. so bright and articulate and well mannered!! Good job to her parents and family for doing such a great job raising her! Merry Christmas!

  • @JF-cn3cz

    @JF-cn3cz

    Жыл бұрын

    She better share that unflavored gelatin!

  • @loadi2865

    @loadi2865

    Жыл бұрын

    those where not good presents for a little girl... KINDA CHEAP TO...

  • @Darkness-ie2yl

    @Darkness-ie2yl

    Жыл бұрын

    humans human stand can't usually I And .thing little Sweetest

  • @maargenbx1454

    @maargenbx1454

    Жыл бұрын

    Of course she was well mannered - she knows she’s skating on thin ice with Santa over the last time she forgot her manners 😂

  • @EndeavorsDnB

    @EndeavorsDnB

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Darkness-ie2yl yes

  • @bugsyhydesprague7404
    @bugsyhydesprague7404 Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo's laugh is contagious.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    He's simply adorable!

  • @sweetjane8195

    @sweetjane8195

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally!!! (~);}

  • @dzrtdwlr7891

    @dzrtdwlr7891

    Жыл бұрын

    Big G likes chicken and tequila. Sounds good to me. Be well Big G.

  • @RyanBlackhawke
    @RyanBlackhawke Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo just makes Jimmy so much better. I'm so glad I moved from Louisiana in 1995.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

    That little girl is soooo cute! Thanks Jimmy for the bringing some light to the darkness.

  • @carvalone3076
    @carvalone3076 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy and Guillermo dressed up as Santa's helpers conversing with the kids is just precious 💕🥰

  • @AlerieHightower

    @AlerieHightower

    Жыл бұрын

    She was so funny and cute. "Oprah". I died.

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    Жыл бұрын

    GROOMERS GROOMIN CHRISTMAS

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    Жыл бұрын

    @tradde11 gee I thought those were essential workers 🤔🤔

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    Жыл бұрын

    @tradde11 the irony of you calling me an idiot is.. Astounding

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 Жыл бұрын

    Guess its safe to say that his intentions is really about grasping absolute power at this point.

  • @brynneholt1990

    @brynneholt1990

    Жыл бұрын

    He congratulated Xi when he secured it.

  • @SeansModelBuilds

    @SeansModelBuilds

    Жыл бұрын

    So the Star Wars Prequels weren't entertainment to him, but a playbook?

  • @chronagan
    @chronagan Жыл бұрын

    I do think he should give the kids better presents. I just love them.

  • @DuckYou69
    @DuckYou69 Жыл бұрын

    Maryl was adorable in the end. So sweet

  • @stephmgreen
    @stephmgreen Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I came in hot preparing to burst into flames from the news and I’m leaving fully melted into a puddle from this unbelievably prevailing kid.

  • @anitarichmond8930
    @anitarichmond8930 Жыл бұрын

    Merrell was a Christmas angel, I hope she gets her pony glitter for the holidays 🎁

  • @joerogan5462
    @joerogan5462 Жыл бұрын

    The radio boombox bait and switch prize left her puzzled. LOL !!!

  • @jameswilkins9751
    @jameswilkins9751 Жыл бұрын

    The naughty or nice bit was awesome really made my day!

  • @agnescleary2312
    @agnescleary2312 Жыл бұрын

    Just love how Sen. Kennedy (with degrees from Vanderbilt University, U. of Virginia & Oxford University) pours on the "aw shucks, I'm a simple country boy" schtick. Yeah, he's just like every regular guy with 3 degrees and a seat in the U.S. senate. Regular guy. Knows just what's important to folks like you...

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Жыл бұрын

    omg those constitutions were great! good job on the writing and the voice acting!!

  • @susanharrison2941
    @susanharrison2941 Жыл бұрын

    Bless you Jimmy

  • @debbysmith5346
    @debbysmith5346 Жыл бұрын

    Huge buds on a green tree! Happy holidays folks!!

  • @adamstilwell4209
    @adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын

    I have the urge to put up a miniature Oprah set instead of a manger this year lmao.

  • @HeartlesSv420
    @HeartlesSv420 Жыл бұрын

    The founders also wouldn't condone the second amendment once they realized what guns have become since muskets & that we have the most powerful military in the world. Yet, here we are.

  • @jcIIXVIIIVII

    @jcIIXVIIIVII

    Жыл бұрын

    They knew, which is why they put in the 2nd Amendment the words, "WELL-REGULATED" which literally means guns can be regulated. But the ignorant will overlook that key word lol They also didn't mean that random people could form a militia. The "militia" refers to the National Guard of every state.

  • @lynnpayne6262

    @lynnpayne6262

    Жыл бұрын

    So many of those who love 45 do not get that if we have no constitution, we have no second amendment. They think he will let them keep the gus they have and buy more.

  • @trevorlee7945

    @trevorlee7945

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jcIIXVIIIVII EXACTLY ! they want to cherry pick what they want out of the Constitution .

  • @Sector001ked
    @Sector001ked Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy and Guillermo make excellent Vulcans! Live long and prosper...

  • @eamonhunt8781
    @eamonhunt8781 Жыл бұрын

    Dt takes Goebbels advice very seriously. Tell A big lie, tell it so often it becomes the truth. Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty.

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    Жыл бұрын

    Conservatives of every country on this planet.

  • @richardjones2455

    @richardjones2455

    Жыл бұрын

    That only works on the morons of the world, oh wait.

  • @ForeverMPH

    @ForeverMPH

    Жыл бұрын

    This is exactly what my neighbor does!

  • @anthonyfuqua6988

    @anthonyfuqua6988

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ywoulduchoosetousethis There are legitimate conservatives. I disagree with them but Trump and Co. are fascists through and through.

  • @katl6426

    @katl6426

    Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately for world stability, he's had a lot of success with millions of americans. It's scary times

  • @truegangsteroflove
    @truegangsteroflove Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is at a new level with this, just having the time of his life.

  • @aw4610
    @aw4610 Жыл бұрын

    Ye is a gift to comedians that keeps on giving.

  • @CT-lo9ot

    @CT-lo9ot

    Жыл бұрын

    Same goes with lunatic Trump😂

  • @JM-zg2jg

    @JM-zg2jg

    Жыл бұрын

    If only he were actually funny rather than sad.

  • @herminaescamilla8537

    @herminaescamilla8537

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually the Entire Looney as HELL GQP is a Comedian's "gift"..one that keeps giving every time they open their traps...

  • @mikaelcronholm

    @mikaelcronholm

    Жыл бұрын

    Ye doesn't need any comedian. He's doing just fine unfiltered. 🤡

  • @ThatADHDKid
    @ThatADHDKid Жыл бұрын

    I love Guillermo when he laughs like that. It's genuinely funny to him and to us. What he meant by that answer will never know but it was hilarious

  • @seamus_rainheart
    @seamus_rainheart Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is insane. For this I'm eternally thankful. Keep the humour and insights coming (we need this in dark times).

  • @angelusmortis3150
    @angelusmortis3150 Жыл бұрын

    I love Guillermo!!! He's really funny.

  • @ChimerezeNwosu
    @ChimerezeNwosu Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo's laugh is so contagious 😂😭💔

  • @roxanaa.8048
    @roxanaa.8048 Жыл бұрын

    What a pure, sweet, adorable little girl. ❤️❤️

  • @emekamarcel
    @emekamarcel Жыл бұрын

    This little girl is so adorable! Merry Christmas to her and family.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын

    The little girl sitting in the chair before the Christmas part was just too cute. Kids are so open and honest I love it I think this is truly the best part. I will be glad that someday and I hope it is soon where we don't have to hear from any of these crazy talking GOP people that's my Christmas wish Santa please Grant it ASAP

  • @conmckfly
    @conmckfly Жыл бұрын

    Meryl was a delightful little girl. Put a big smile on my face.

  • @mdolanot
    @mdolanot Жыл бұрын

    Go Cougs! They are happy to be in the Jimmy Kimmel Bowl! Go get 'em Jimmy.

  • @jeffcowen2140
    @jeffcowen2140 Жыл бұрын

    The JKLA bowl thing is strange-I’m not sure I understand it-but it’s so cool!!!! Well deserved. Good job LA.

  • @dilsadmeraler
    @dilsadmeraler Жыл бұрын

    I really hope you guys give some presents these kids really want 😂😂😂

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