Trump To Stormy: You Remind Me Of My Daughter | Met Gala Looks | Dogs Dyed To Look Like Pandas

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Stormy Daniels testified about her one-night stand with Donald Trump, Stephen broke down his favorite looks from the Met Gala, and a Chinese zoo got caught trying to pass off dogs as pandas.
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  • @alphaownsyou
    @alphaownsyou22 күн бұрын

    Saying, "you remind me of my daughter" to a woman you intend to sleep with is one of the most disgusting things ever.

  • @danweyant4909

    @danweyant4909

    22 күн бұрын

    And not down the road, but RIGHT NOW. But I'm sure it's the only time that happened

  • @jamessteel9016

    @jamessteel9016

    22 күн бұрын

    He’s definitely had ivanka it’s so obvious.

  • @colorbugoriginals4457

    @colorbugoriginals4457

    22 күн бұрын

    And completely in line with his past remarks.

  • @ninjabluefyre3815

    @ninjabluefyre3815

    22 күн бұрын

    ​@@colorbugoriginals4457It feels like a callback in a tv show. This all feels like satire as much as the actual satire.

  • @GaudyMarko

    @GaudyMarko

    22 күн бұрын

    Wait till you learn about DDLG relationship dynamics.

  • @maysville3815
    @maysville381522 күн бұрын

    My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole " She answered:" You're right, he used a 3-inch pole"

  • @ekdaufin1485

    @ekdaufin1485

    22 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @trilliarobinson7862

    @trilliarobinson7862

    22 күн бұрын

    In the same vein as Trump saying he wouldn't have assaulted E Jean Carroll because she "wasn't his type" .... and then couldn't tell the difference between her and his wife.

  • @joevuzekaz2030

    @joevuzekaz2030

    22 күн бұрын

    Brilliant answer stormy

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

    22 күн бұрын

    🍄

  • @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    22 күн бұрын

    Actually, it wasn't a pole at all. It was a plant.

  • @terrietravis3203
    @terrietravis320322 күн бұрын

    Hats off the Stormy Daniels!! That took a lot of guts to testify, and surely it will make a big difference.

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR

    @EmpyreanLightASMR

    21 күн бұрын

    Not really lol. Everyone tries to make her out ot be some innocent ingenue who didn't know better. She spun her tale as if she didn't go into his suite knowing full well what that would mean. Oh, constantly surprised was she, the pajamas, the boxers, the magazine, the STD question, the bribe to be on his TV show... never occurred to her what he was after. Melania and Stormy and everyone else are just as lame as he is.

  • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left

    @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left

    18 күн бұрын

    I wouldn't just take my hat off.

  • @sagevishwamitra

    @sagevishwamitra

    14 күн бұрын

    did trump rape stormy daniels? you sure seem to wish it went that far for Trump. Looks like you need another taste of biden political-rule to bring you to your senses - or maybe you are too far-gone to think clearly.

  • @KingMarvelousTrouble
    @KingMarvelousTrouble22 күн бұрын

    The smile he made after he asked "how about tomorrow?" Is priceless!!

  • @jeffs6090

    @jeffs6090

    21 күн бұрын

    "Great! How about we pencil you in from tomorrow at 9am to 2044."

  • @NazriB

    @NazriB

    21 күн бұрын

    Lies again? Gangbang Gangster USD SGD

  • @RjM777

    @RjM777

    20 күн бұрын

    not creepy ?

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa121122 күн бұрын

    Cruella DeNoem needs to actually speak to actual farmers. One has even posted a video debunking piece by piece every single lie she spouted about Cricket being "untrainable." Justice for Cricket!

  • @tubruton

    @tubruton

    22 күн бұрын

    I bet her kids are glad they are trainable.

  • @deniseboldea1624

    @deniseboldea1624

    22 күн бұрын

    @@tubruton Particularly if she's shown them the gravel pit!😒

  • @alinchitown7556

    @alinchitown7556

    22 күн бұрын

    Why isn’t she being charged with cruelty to animals ?

  • @Wildcat221

    @Wildcat221

    22 күн бұрын

    Dog trainers are putting out videos as well. She’s lying her ass off.

  • @Wildcat221

    @Wildcat221

    22 күн бұрын

    @@alinchitown7556 statute of limitations , only 7 years in SD, it was 20 years ago

  • @danweyant4909
    @danweyant490922 күн бұрын

    " I'll DO that sacrifice any day." - 1. He's lying, 2 He's never MADE a sacrifice in his life.

  • @christophermitchum6829

    @christophermitchum6829

    22 күн бұрын

    3 - he's crying 🎃👇🤔🤪✍️

  • @johnk8255

    @johnk8255

    22 күн бұрын

    He sacrificed his dignity for his insatiable greed

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    22 күн бұрын

    Nothing new. Sheesh 🤨

  • @TheNextCubed

    @TheNextCubed

    22 күн бұрын

    He's imagining being given a scantily clad virgin to sacrifice.

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    22 күн бұрын

    @@johnk8255 Nope. You need to have possessed any dignity first, before sacrificing it.

  • @barbaracataldo566
    @barbaracataldo56622 күн бұрын

    Those dog pandas were adorable. 🐶🐼

  • @wingv313
    @wingv31322 күн бұрын

    Every time Colbert does his Eric impression, I dam near fall out my chair😂🤣🤭 😂😂😂😂

  • @granthurlburt4062

    @granthurlburt4062

    19 күн бұрын

    i love them too. And for Trump impersonations and Trumps voice and mannerisms, Seth Meyers is best.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi9222 күн бұрын

    “Are you always this rude? You don’t even know how to have a conversation.” Literally every woman to every incel ever.

  • @t.tenney3470

    @t.tenney3470

    22 күн бұрын

    Many with narcissism.

  • @gamepapa1211

    @gamepapa1211

    22 күн бұрын

    Fitting, since Trump is the King of Incels.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin112122 күн бұрын

    Even FEMA can't repair that much Stormy damage.

  • @jeromesullivan4015

    @jeromesullivan4015

    22 күн бұрын

    They weren’t SHARPIE enough?😳😝

  • @Ava-wu4qp

    @Ava-wu4qp

    22 күн бұрын

    Golden showers and Stormy. FEMA is going to need a budget increase to handle all this.

  • @lorrie2878

    @lorrie2878

    22 күн бұрын

    Hahaha.

  • @pietrojenkins6901

    @pietrojenkins6901

    22 күн бұрын

    That's exactly when FEMA needs abudget cuts.

  • @valaotto7

    @valaotto7

    22 күн бұрын

    😮 M8​@@Ava-wu4qp nj m m iml..m .m...but off

  • @rosemarywessel1294
    @rosemarywessel129421 күн бұрын

    In my old neighborhood, there was an old man with a chronic drinking problem who used to try to goad me when I'd walk by on my way to work. When he'd gone through all the charming come-ons like, "I like 'em big! I don't know why!", he finally made one last holler down the street to me ... "Hey!! You remind me of my daughter." 🤮 Overhearing a conversation with another neighbor a few days later, he was waxing nostalgic for his home in warmer climes. When they asked why he doesn't move back, he said in a grave grumble. "Can't go home. Got trouble with the family." I bet you do, sir. I bet you do.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames420022 күн бұрын

    Saying "you reminds me of my daughter" to someone you're going to have sex with is the most disgusting thing ever!

  • @pattyayers

    @pattyayers

    22 күн бұрын

    What’s your first language, @whiskeyjames4200 ?

  • @andreah6379

    @andreah6379

    22 күн бұрын

    True to being a malignant narcissist is Dump as it's obvious whenever he has sex it's about himself. He sees himself in Ivanka. DG, that's sick.

  • @donnao2685

    @donnao2685

    22 күн бұрын

    He has said many creepy, cringeworthy things about Ivanka and even about Tiffany when she was a one-year-old! Nasty, sick perv.

  • @JLee-rt6ve

    @JLee-rt6ve

    21 күн бұрын

    Trump: Hold my beer.

  • @nukamangaming8172
    @nukamangaming817222 күн бұрын

    Honestly, who is actually shocked that Trump said that Stormy reminded him of his daughter? He's never hidden his incestuous lust for Ivanka and I honestly feel pity for what she might have been forced to go through as a child. It doesn't excuse what she's done as an adult but no one should have to feel like a sex object in front of their parent.

  • @chickenlittle2206

    @chickenlittle2206

    22 күн бұрын

    Feel like? Pretty sure she was the object.

  • @faithlesshound5621

    @faithlesshound5621

    22 күн бұрын

    The woman who tried to sue Trump for raping her as a teenager at Jeffrey Epstein's house in New York in the 1990's said the girls who entertained him there were made to wear a blonde wig to look more like Ivanka.

  • @rosaleesmith8772

    @rosaleesmith8772

    22 күн бұрын

    And yes ...still shocked!!!

  • @asmith8692

    @asmith8692

    22 күн бұрын

    Mary Trump once wrote that her uncle ogled her.

  • @linkgobrrr3358

    @linkgobrrr3358

    22 күн бұрын

    It’s honestly just because it’s the closest thing he can get to fucking himself.

  • @krystal7613
    @krystal761322 күн бұрын

    As a South Dakotan who hates her more than most because of direct experience and interaction with her, that’s a lie (which is all she does). This book was the first I’ve heard of her being a puppy murderer. Literally can’t trust anything that comes out of her mouth.

  • @danweyant4909

    @danweyant4909

    22 күн бұрын

    For real? Thank you, wondered.

  • @catrasredemption6981

    @catrasredemption6981

    22 күн бұрын

    @@danweyant4909 Even if it WAS true, that's a hell of a boast. "Yeah my opponents in South Dakota have been calling me a puppy killer for years." Who are you trying to impress???????

  • @John_Fugazzi

    @John_Fugazzi

    22 күн бұрын

    Well, if you can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth, she'd make the perfect running mate for Trump.

  • @notmuchfortalk

    @notmuchfortalk

    22 күн бұрын

    Over 40 years in South Dakota, can confirm. Her opponents have never mentioned this that I can remember.

  • @danweyant4909

    @danweyant4909

    22 күн бұрын

    @@notmuchfortalk Thanks Sounded like hooey to me, when stated.

  • @sharhondahurd2037
    @sharhondahurd203722 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂that 'open casket' line caught me completely off guard

  • @anitadees4223

    @anitadees4223

    22 күн бұрын

    Yes, that was a perfect illustration of comic timing.

  • @JonasDupervil
    @JonasDupervil22 күн бұрын

    Yesterday was the perfect Storm

  • @MikeBurke
    @MikeBurke22 күн бұрын

    It is WAY past his jail time.

  • @benjiebenjamin7810

    @benjiebenjamin7810

    22 күн бұрын

    .....way way way past time!

  • @Surge1077

    @Surge1077

    22 күн бұрын

    It's DECADES past his jail time.

  • @Stralia_Silvuh

    @Stralia_Silvuh

    22 күн бұрын

    @@Surge1077literally 😂

  • @L_M_V

    @L_M_V

    22 күн бұрын

    That’s Jimmy’s line. Don’t you dare steal it!

  • @creativediva52

    @creativediva52

    21 күн бұрын

    I swear he's made a deal with the devil. I don't know if karma will ever catch up to him to the extent that he deserves, but I am LOVING watching him looking all pouty in the courtroom because he can't BS his way out of this. Please violate the gag order again, PLEASE - so I can enjoy the honeymoon of seeing this abomination behind bars.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan909022 күн бұрын

    Jail is a necessary punishment. Lock him Up!.

  • @Brando56894

    @Brando56894

    22 күн бұрын

    I hope they do it, but you know it will never happened. He violated the gag order like 9 times already and was fined a whopping THOUSAND DOLLARS, even though we know he's nowhere as rich as he says he is, that's like $10 to him. The judge said "violate it again and we may have to consider jail!" and you know he's going to violate it again....and they're going to just fine him...again.

  • @user-cv2fx7pw2f

    @user-cv2fx7pw2f

    22 күн бұрын

    For so much!

  • @ferox965

    @ferox965

    22 күн бұрын

    Lock him up, let the cult freak out and have Homeland Security collect them.

  • @specialagentorange4329

    @specialagentorange4329

    22 күн бұрын

    Trump 2024

  • @TheUluxian

    @TheUluxian

    22 күн бұрын

    @@specialagentorange4329 Prison inmate numbers in NY are in a totally different format than that An example would more likely be: TRUMP12A3456

  • @NikkLiberos
    @NikkLiberos22 күн бұрын

    "The dogs are in a Kristi Noem protection program"🎯

  • @jacquelynbrickman2982

    @jacquelynbrickman2982

    19 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @kenhunt2861
    @kenhunt286122 күн бұрын

    His “Itsy bitsy those aren’t polka dots linguini “ Bwahahaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @corrieallen9818
    @corrieallen981822 күн бұрын

    Thank you Stephen for protecting DEMOCRACY!!!! You are the BEST!!!!!!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin112122 күн бұрын

    The court should have handed-out barf bags before Stormy's testimony.

  • @user-ff8vo1se8v

    @user-ff8vo1se8v

    22 күн бұрын

    tRump makes me 🤮

  • @KrisBrahman-cu6bq

    @KrisBrahman-cu6bq

    22 күн бұрын

    Most certainly for the "like my daughter" part 🤢🤮

  • @MrJBA79

    @MrJBA79

    22 күн бұрын

    There are close on 9 billion humans on Earth.. that's how many barf-bags are required.

  • @cherylj8720

    @cherylj8720

    22 күн бұрын

    He violates our gag reflex everytime he whines!

  • @justathought7221

    @justathought7221

    22 күн бұрын

    Yea I was wondering if any of the jurors needed to rush to the bathroom to be 🤢. I feel awful for them to have to endure that

  • @drsingingeagle
    @drsingingeagle22 күн бұрын

    Fun Fact: The Gnome is banned from setting foot on practically _all_ south Dakota Indian reservations (Cheyenne River, Rosebud, Pine Ridge, Standing Rock, Sisseton Wahpeton Oyate, Yankton).

  • @yo-yo-wallkski9227

    @yo-yo-wallkski9227

    21 күн бұрын

    NOT true The Pahlin of the Prairie. But I am not sure of your use of the word ( all ) But she is banned by 5 reservations ! But this I will predict it will be all 11 reservation by the end of the month ! This equals 10% of the land in the state !

  • @patriciatinkey2677

    @patriciatinkey2677

    21 күн бұрын

    Love to ban Herr from 🇺🇲

  • @drsingingeagle

    @drsingingeagle

    21 күн бұрын

    @@yo-yo-wallkski9227 - Yeah, I wasn't 100% certain either, which is why I wrote "practically." But give her time!

  • @nurlindafsihotang49

    @nurlindafsihotang49

    20 күн бұрын

    Every old farmers will stood between her and old yeller too. The hell!?

  • @kelleren4840
    @kelleren484022 күн бұрын

    The dogs saying "I'm in danger" was an excellent joke 😂😂

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    21 күн бұрын

    The dogs made the "help me" sign in the pet store...too late.

  • @prettypinkskull

    @prettypinkskull

    20 күн бұрын

    I think it was actually "I'm endangered"

  • @bellagirlgirl8827
    @bellagirlgirl882722 күн бұрын

    The Twilight Zone aspect of the Trump saga is that there are still people who want him to be the next president.

  • @Jerry-oo8hd

    @Jerry-oo8hd

    22 күн бұрын

    Many many mentally ill voters in this sad, fd up country

  • @t.tenney3470

    @t.tenney3470

    22 күн бұрын

    Fewer every day.

  • @phylis3917

    @phylis3917

    22 күн бұрын

    Absent gene or self-interest.

  • @cranapple3367

    @cranapple3367

    22 күн бұрын

    If you trust polling - which underestimated his support in his last two runs - it's a lot more than "there's still people". He's up about a point and a half nationally and leading in all six relevant swing states (NV, AZ, GA, WI, MI, PA). As insane as it is, he is at LEAST even money to win in November.

  • @kathleen3699

    @kathleen3699

    22 күн бұрын

    That's what happens with CULTS. In what other World would a Judge give TEN Warnings without putting a Prisoner in JAIL?

  • @KnockOut242
    @KnockOut24222 күн бұрын

    How many people have been waiting for Stephen tonight? 😂😂❤

  • @cybercat29

    @cybercat29

    22 күн бұрын

    Me 🤗💖

  • @cincityohio

    @cincityohio

    22 күн бұрын

    A lot 😭😂😂

  • @CycloneGU

    @CycloneGU

    22 күн бұрын

    🖐

  • @danielalvarez4170

    @danielalvarez4170

    22 күн бұрын

    Millions Hehehehe

  • @phylis3917

    @phylis3917

    22 күн бұрын

    We’re in San Francisco. It’s 1:46 am. (Our host such a good actor in his own right.)

  • @deathangel7335
    @deathangel733522 күн бұрын

    If the zoo had just said "We have fluffy dogs that look like pandas!" to begin with, this wouldn't be a scandal; it would be a selling point.

  • @aaronnewcombe9013
    @aaronnewcombe901322 күн бұрын

    I live in South Dakota and exactly zero of her opponents said anything about the dog story. Liars gonna lie.

  • @nancyjfs

    @nancyjfs

    21 күн бұрын

    It is in her book.

  • @SchoolforHackers

    @SchoolforHackers

    21 күн бұрын

    @@nancyjfsHave opponents said it?

  • @josephteller9715

    @josephteller9715

    21 күн бұрын

    @@nancyjfs which hasn't come out yet.

  • @Mariepanimdim-vk1nq

    @Mariepanimdim-vk1nq

    21 күн бұрын

    Yes her her book is out and she bragged about killing her puppy and a goat because it smelled! Her clown show is over dump may have sex w her but she's toast

  • @zakariafarah1101

    @zakariafarah1101

    20 күн бұрын

    @@nancyjfs The suggestion is that she was attacked on this issue politically "before" the book was written. Surely, they can attack her NOW.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl22 күн бұрын

    You really think Kristi Noem wouldn't shoot a panda? Her gravel pit is bottomless.

  • @KingOfMadCows

    @KingOfMadCows

    22 күн бұрын

    Must be why her gravel pit is called "the Panda Express."

  • @patton3338

    @patton3338

    22 күн бұрын

    "If I can shoot it, I can eat it!" - Kristi Noem probably

  • @ispbrotherwolf

    @ispbrotherwolf

    22 күн бұрын

    Gravel pit is a Pet Cemetery 😳

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    22 күн бұрын

    I'm sure. Sheesh 😢

  • @danielgloverpiano7693

    @danielgloverpiano7693

    22 күн бұрын

    Cricket Gnome. Say her name. 😢😢😢😢😢

  • @OdetteOliveira-cb8fq
    @OdetteOliveira-cb8fq22 күн бұрын

    His impression of Eric is epic!!!

  • @stephansteohanlarsen7457

    @stephansteohanlarsen7457

    22 күн бұрын

    Don't know how he gets his lips to do that. Very funny 🍄

  • @Yve55

    @Yve55

    22 күн бұрын

    I know! I crack up every time Colbert imitates him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chez8922-kf6cy

    @Chez8922-kf6cy

    22 күн бұрын

    I love that impression!!!

  • @patriciawright8786

    @patriciawright8786

    22 күн бұрын

    It is great.

  • @genieruddle8

    @genieruddle8

    22 күн бұрын

    Impression of Eric: I captured it on a snap shot the first time he did it years ago…it’s my fave!! 🙌🏽

  • @zaaz1471
    @zaaz147122 күн бұрын

    i think Kristi Noem and Tim Scott are using the same playbook. "I answered what i answered, and that's my answer."

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey217522 күн бұрын

    The cuteness of the panda puppy might be just what Noem is hunting.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen22 күн бұрын

    Man, can you imagine Melania today? No pre-nup can be worth the humiliation about hubby in silk pajamas with Stormy. Stormy is brave and awesome!!

  • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

    @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606

    22 күн бұрын

    That and hubby telling a woman hes about to lay with that she reminds him of their daughter. 😮

  • @RabblesTheBinx

    @RabblesTheBinx

    22 күн бұрын

    ​@@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 not their, just his. Ivanka is the daughter of Trump's _first_ wife, Ivana.

  • @Mondfischli

    @Mondfischli

    22 күн бұрын

    ...fumigating Mara largo all morning 😂

  • @phylis3917

    @phylis3917

    22 күн бұрын

    One makes their bed . . .

  • @johnwestcott5612

    @johnwestcott5612

    22 күн бұрын

    Oh, I disagree. I get the impression the thing Melania loves most is not having to nude model for a living any longer. Or any work, for that matter. Sleep in separate beds but still have maids, chauffeurs, and a few million to shop? She got it made.

  • @GreatDayEveryone
    @GreatDayEveryone22 күн бұрын

    I think Trump actually forgets he has two daughters

  • @hanovergreen4091

    @hanovergreen4091

    22 күн бұрын

    And for that, Tiffany is forever thankful.

  • @julielockett1812

    @julielockett1812

    22 күн бұрын

    Hes only interested in fekkin 1

  • @ianmiller6040

    @ianmiller6040

    22 күн бұрын

    Honestly, so did I. He never mentions Tiffany whatsoever.

  • @greenegirlsstudio101

    @greenegirlsstudio101

    22 күн бұрын

    Yes, I'm sure there were times she wished daddy loved her, too. But, not now. She must be grateful to her mom for keeping her away from him so much!

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    22 күн бұрын

    That's bc he only thinks of having sex with one. 😢

  • @flippert0
    @flippert022 күн бұрын

    The "open casket" was 😮🤣

  • @karolinawww6834
    @karolinawww683421 күн бұрын

    The jump scare moment is hilarious, the poor woman 😂

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot1222 күн бұрын

    "Does Mr. Hefner know you stole his pajamas?"🤣

  • @litterbox2010
    @litterbox201022 күн бұрын

    Tells people she killed a puppy. Also tells people it's fake news. Puts it in her book. Tells people it's fake news again. ... ???

  • @paulgibbon5991

    @paulgibbon5991

    22 күн бұрын

    "The Party told you to disbelieve the evidence of your own eyes and ears." --George Orwell, "1984"

  • @sandrastrawn6003

    @sandrastrawn6003

    22 күн бұрын

    Classic Republican answer

  • @georgekaplan6451
    @georgekaplan645121 күн бұрын

    If the Constitution is so precious to him, why is he intent on destroying it?

  • @charlottefox4775
    @charlottefox477521 күн бұрын

    I love your impression of Eric! It is perfectly hilarious- thank you, Stephen!

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.721722 күн бұрын

    Noem's statement of: "I met many world leaders!", really makes you wonder, how many world leaders make a stop over in South Dakota. There must be a reason, why these occurrences never get reported on by the news. I just can't think of one...

  • @anitadees4223

    @anitadees4223

    22 күн бұрын

    Those world leaders arrive on UFO's piloted by extraterrestrial beings who probe them on the trip. If you believe this, you are a Trumpublican.

  • @JTRocks4Ever

    @JTRocks4Ever

    22 күн бұрын

    Thats because she never met anybody except in her dreams. Typical repug liar.

  • @patriciatinkey2677

    @patriciatinkey2677

    22 күн бұрын

    They arrived by flying saucers!😂🤣😅😁

  • @thomasbeirne8213

    @thomasbeirne8213

    21 күн бұрын

    I can't believe I'm typing this, but, to be fair, she was a congresswoman for a while. They go on "junkets" to foreign countries, AKA taxpayer vacations to places they couldn't ordinarily afford. Just say I never met him, it was a mistake. How hard is that? I mean people are gonna fact check... She's a dishonest idiot.

  • @RevCeleste

    @RevCeleste

    21 күн бұрын

    Especially since she didn't even trust any South Dakota dentist to do her teeth LMFAO

  • @corrieallen9818
    @corrieallen981822 күн бұрын

    You remind me of my daughter”. Sickco rtump!

  • @susanfanning9480

    @susanfanning9480

    22 күн бұрын

    Right? How on earth can that be a compliment?

  • @Nothingbutlovehere369

    @Nothingbutlovehere369

    22 күн бұрын

    He’s so vile.

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    21 күн бұрын

    It's disgusting. Beyond disgusting, actually.

  • @Rockrgrl4
    @Rockrgrl422 күн бұрын

    If Trump was telling Stormy (27yo) that she reminded him of his daughter, Ivanka was 25 at the time. 🤢

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer529621 күн бұрын

    Awwww those panda dogs look so adorable! I wouldn't care if their pandas I still want to hug them. But they really do look like baby pandas

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr.22 күн бұрын

    All dogs in South Dakota are now giving themselves black eyes and pretending to be pandas.

  • @nanarose8537

    @nanarose8537

    22 күн бұрын

    Survival skills! 😂😂😂

  • @RuthBhmand

    @RuthBhmand

    22 күн бұрын

    And so cute😍 I’m putting my savings in eyeliner and mascara companies right now.

  • @paulorganisation1

    @paulorganisation1

    22 күн бұрын

    If people didn't think neom was attractive, nobody would care about a gov from south dakota.

  • @t.tenney3470

    @t.tenney3470

    22 күн бұрын

    And they're adorable!!!!

  • @t.tenney3470

    @t.tenney3470

    22 күн бұрын

    ​@@paulorganisation1there really is no accounting for taste.

  • @karenconroy1860
    @karenconroy186022 күн бұрын

    "How bout tomorrow " I love you Mr Colbert 😅

  • @creativelife9871

    @creativelife9871

    22 күн бұрын

    🤣😂

  • @phylis3917

    @phylis3917

    22 күн бұрын

    🎯

  • @NotExpatJoe
    @NotExpatJoe22 күн бұрын

    "You remind me of my daughter" should be the end of any sexual encounter.

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee872522 күн бұрын

    On form. Very well done. Outstanding writing!

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood484222 күн бұрын

    He called her honey bunchs then immediately says she reminds him of his daughter that’s awful and disgusting to be honest

  • @KnockOut242

    @KnockOut242

    22 күн бұрын

    Me too! He’s VILE 🤢

  • @christophermitchum6829

    @christophermitchum6829

    22 күн бұрын

    Dude has serious issues...👹🎃🤬

  • @danweyant4909

    @danweyant4909

    22 күн бұрын

    Yeah, CONTEXT!,!

  • @cybercat29

    @cybercat29

    22 күн бұрын

    🤢🤮

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    22 күн бұрын

    Has nothing to do with being honest bc it's extremely disturbing.

  • @atran071
    @atran07122 күн бұрын

    I need several shots after hearing Trump saying "you remind me of my daughter" to Stormy.

  • @chickenlittle2206

    @chickenlittle2206

    22 күн бұрын

    I heard it at ten am and I still have yet to have enough. Three more and I'll either suffer memory loss for the day and be sick for the rest of the week or it just won't be an issue anymore.

  • @Nothingbutlovehere369

    @Nothingbutlovehere369

    22 күн бұрын

    He is so vile.

  • @alexthemole2987

    @alexthemole2987

    22 күн бұрын

    atran: ¿Shots of alcohol or penicillin?i

  • @atran071

    @atran071

    22 күн бұрын

    @@alexthemole2987 either one as long as I don't get to go near/touch/hear his name or his family ever.

  • @JTRocks4Ever
    @JTRocks4Ever22 күн бұрын

    Those little dogs were so adorable!

  • @Blackchain119
    @Blackchain11922 күн бұрын

    Congratulations, Stephen. I've laughed at your show, cried at your show, felt great relief, great fear, and now I have finally vomited.

  • @manolingz
    @manolingz22 күн бұрын

    Trumpster tweeted: 'You can't even go near him with a ten-foot pole.' Stormy: 'Yeah, because it was a three-inch pole.'

  • @andreah6379

    @andreah6379

    22 күн бұрын

    "3 inches," and "pole," don't go together. At all. Pickle, maybe.

  • @ImCaptainCabbage

    @ImCaptainCabbage

    21 күн бұрын

    Body shaming? So cool!

  • @ArizonAlaskAmyzing2369

    @ArizonAlaskAmyzing2369

    21 күн бұрын

    MAGA : Make America GAG Again #ThankYouStormy

  • @nurlindafsihotang49

    @nurlindafsihotang49

    20 күн бұрын

    ​@@andreah6379😂😂😂 stoooop

  • @kandreasworld4374
    @kandreasworld437422 күн бұрын

    Those puppy pandas were too cute. 😍

  • @marygillmeister6013

    @marygillmeister6013

    22 күн бұрын

    And very obviously not pandas 😂 so I wonder how long this ruse was going on. Too funny.

  • @t.tenney3470

    @t.tenney3470

    22 күн бұрын

    The puppies were worth a visit. Just not giant pandas, haha.

  • @josephfincke1728
    @josephfincke172822 күн бұрын

    The most funniest writers of all time and the greatest voice to speak them what an awesome moment to be alive

  • @marissashelley2362
    @marissashelley236222 күн бұрын

    Our Constitution is only important when it protects him!!! 😮

  • @andreah6379

    @andreah6379

    22 күн бұрын

    True for every reichwinger! None of them give a crap about "law & order," unless they can use it to their own advantage. Nobody else has the right to anything in life--ONLY THEM. Just like their cult leader.

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    21 күн бұрын

    "I always follow the law.... particularly when it serves me..."

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa121122 күн бұрын

    I love that Cruella DeNoem can't even lie properly on News Nation, a channel that is basically Fox News Lite. You done goofed, Noem. You done goofed.

  • @andrewollmann304

    @andrewollmann304

    22 күн бұрын

    News Nation is not like Fox News….you’re thinking of NewsMAX. News Nation is like a web version of CNN.

  • @lavettacannon3138
    @lavettacannon313822 күн бұрын

    The writers are on fire tonight!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelj8460
    @michaelj846021 күн бұрын

    YES!!! At 8:51 “How about tomorrow?”

  • @jkarnes45
    @jkarnes4522 күн бұрын

    Trump's lawyers say it wasn't a romantic relationship. The only romantic relationship he's ever had is with a mirror.

  • @multioptioned

    @multioptioned

    22 күн бұрын

    He definitely wants one with his daughter! 😂

  • @jasdog71
    @jasdog7122 күн бұрын

    That response at 4:13 was universal. We all felt the sick rising!

  • @stevejoramo8013
    @stevejoramo801322 күн бұрын

    There is a cartoon of Snoopy sitting on his doghouse with bullet holes all over his doghouse and captioned, "A Noem drive by"

  • @ceciledelaney5174
    @ceciledelaney517422 күн бұрын

    Colbert doing Eric!! I'm dying here!! Hilarious!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ebonysebony405
    @ebonysebony40521 күн бұрын

    I always enjoy watching you Mr Colbert but I laughed this whole f@&king clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you😂

  • @melindamckechnie7042
    @melindamckechnie704222 күн бұрын

    Lol no time to prepare??? Hahaha

  • @dielaughing73

    @dielaughing73

    22 күн бұрын

    Just as ridiculous as claiming the testimony was 'too prejudicial'.. that's kind of how testimony and evidence works - you don't get to object just because it's harmful to your case! Maybe try not committing crimes next time.

  • @firstlast-tp7zo

    @firstlast-tp7zo

    22 күн бұрын

    @@BabushkaBrigadeAnd look at the route they took in all that time. Catch and kill and election interference.

  • @StillmanVonStillman
    @StillmanVonStillman22 күн бұрын

    Stormy's description of their sex did not leave mushroom for interpretation

  • @lilianevanbel3123

    @lilianevanbel3123

    22 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @sshza2143

    @sshza2143

    22 күн бұрын

    🤣🏆😁🍻✌😎

  • @starkstify

    @starkstify

    22 күн бұрын

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jillheidke9197

    @jillheidke9197

    2 күн бұрын

    A very clever play on words. 😂

  • @FFSRandy
    @FFSRandy21 күн бұрын

    The scowl of Dons lawyer as he claims not to be able to testify because of the gag order was priceless.

  • @urkiddingme6254
    @urkiddingme625422 күн бұрын

    Noem sounds exactly like Tim Scott there. "That is my statement"

  • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
    @InnocentPotato-pd7wi22 күн бұрын

    I like to mute 45 and watch the expressions on his lawyers face! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @hanovergreen4091

    @hanovergreen4091

    22 күн бұрын

    IKR? Unhappy dude with his life choices....

  • @craftykat

    @craftykat

    22 күн бұрын

    Right? He's going to end up as a WTF meme lol.

  • @KrisBrahman-cu6bq

    @KrisBrahman-cu6bq

    22 күн бұрын

    45? Ohhh, wetfhni

  • @anondecepticon

    @anondecepticon

    22 күн бұрын

    Is it just me, or are there moments when his lawyer looks afraid of him?

  • @hanovergreen4091

    @hanovergreen4091

    22 күн бұрын

    @@anondecepticon "You will be! You. Will. Be!!!"

  • @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk
    @ReadMachiavelli-gi3wk22 күн бұрын

    Judge: “What did you see, Ms Stormy? Stormy: “NUBBIN, Judge!”

  • @scully47
    @scully4721 күн бұрын

    Stephen is on FIRE! I don’t think I laughed so much. And funny intro with Court Hub. We need these laughs.

  • @pualanalemelle841
    @pualanalemelle84121 күн бұрын

    nailed it here!! Stephen you're the best!!!

  • @Shivaho
    @Shivaho22 күн бұрын

    They Call it Stormy Monday but Tuesday 's just as Bad

  • @Jerry-oo8hd

    @Jerry-oo8hd

    22 күн бұрын

    …Lord, and Wednesday’s worse…

  • @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    22 күн бұрын

    Thursday is going to be worst. Just wait, Stormy is mad.

  • @RevCeleste

    @RevCeleste

    21 күн бұрын

    I'm 72 years old so I get that song reference

  • @Opus313
    @Opus31322 күн бұрын

    On the menu at Donnie's trial: Steamed mushroom with orange glaze...

  • @jeromesullivan4015

    @jeromesullivan4015

    22 күн бұрын

    I thought it was Sautéed lil mushroom with boring sauce…

  • @rikeshpr85

    @rikeshpr85

    22 күн бұрын

    Colbert visited Epstein Island many many times.a free b utt plug with every flight.

  • @julianriveracarrera3344

    @julianriveracarrera3344

    22 күн бұрын

    Don't forget tinny winny

  • @indigowolf556

    @indigowolf556

    22 күн бұрын

    Eeewwww🤮

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    22 күн бұрын

    Eeewwww gross. 🤮

  • @lynnevanvorce7727
    @lynnevanvorce772722 күн бұрын

    No time to prepare it’s been almost 10 years he had to know this was going to happen at some point. The Trump monument 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    @grahammcfadyenhill9555

    21 күн бұрын

    "Them's big buttocks on that there Monument"...Forrest Gump

  • @alicante275
    @alicante27520 күн бұрын

    "a" historic, not "an" historic - my biggest long-running quibble with Colbert!

  • @Carcerian
    @Carcerian22 күн бұрын

    Defence: "Your honor, I object!" Judge: "And why is that?" Defence: "Because it's devastating to my case!"

  • @DrakeyC

    @DrakeyC

    22 күн бұрын

    "Overruled." "Fake news!"

  • @artbargra

    @artbargra

    22 күн бұрын

    In the 90s that was a comedy. Today is a legal strategy used by a former president. We truly live in a clown world.

  • @sweepyourspeech8350

    @sweepyourspeech8350

    22 күн бұрын

    Liar Liar classic

  • @ghostparker1987

    @ghostparker1987

    22 күн бұрын

    *"THE PEN IS BLUE!"*

  • @nilfux

    @nilfux

    22 күн бұрын

    "Liar Liar" apropos AF.

  • @davidlloyd150
    @davidlloyd15022 күн бұрын

    That "You know I am, but what am I " joke was fuckin funny

  • @paulford9120
    @paulford912021 күн бұрын

    It's so funny watching Donnie playing the accordion. 🤣

  • @intelligencia-co2fu

    @intelligencia-co2fu

    21 күн бұрын

    Yup. The more prestissimo the more he lies.

  • @deborahrichards8234
    @deborahrichards823421 күн бұрын

    You killed me. Can’t stop laughing and crying ❤❤😂😂

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea162422 күн бұрын

    "Does Hugh Hefner know you stole his pajamas?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro22 күн бұрын

    LOVE You Stephen and LSSC Crew! Thanks for the laughs during some of the CRAZIEST/Saddest years of our lifetime... xo

  • @jirasakmalaengpoothong8663
    @jirasakmalaengpoothong866321 күн бұрын

    I laughed and laughed until I cried! Thanks so much for you to make my day!

  • @Dbeckdesign68
    @Dbeckdesign6822 күн бұрын

    I take such delight in picturing Trump having to hear Stormy describe how gross and creepy he was, and openly make fun of him while he isn’t allowed to talk. It’s a treat. 😂

  • @JulieBarbara

    @JulieBarbara

    22 күн бұрын

    Same, but I've never wanted to see a court case with my own eyes this much in my life. If only they allowed cameras, this would be the comedy event of the century. 🤣

  • @Dbeckdesign68

    @Dbeckdesign68

    21 күн бұрын

    @@JulieBarbara Oh, me too. That would be epic.

  • @eduardopekurned1505

    @eduardopekurned1505

    21 күн бұрын

    Porn stars always talk cheap when there's no money coming in so they milk elitist. They both the same trash.

  • @creativediva52

    @creativediva52

    21 күн бұрын

    Firing up the popcorn!

  • @robingales6126

    @robingales6126

    21 күн бұрын

    Some delicious schaudenfraude

  • @kmw8775
    @kmw877522 күн бұрын

    Ah, the Met Gala. Where fashion designers don't let the limitations of being worn on an actual live woman interfere with their vision. Several of the dresses could not be walked in. One required the wearer to be carried up the stairs, since she was unable to separate her knees and lift her feet enough to go up the stairs herself. Many of the dresses were so tight that the woman wearing them did not eat at the Gala: they couldn't. Well I do hope people had fun. It's not my my idea of a good time, but since I wasn't invited, that doesn't matter. 😊

  • @Nothingbutlovehere369

    @Nothingbutlovehere369

    22 күн бұрын

    More control of women’s bodies. Making “mobility” impossible.

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    22 күн бұрын

    When torture is considered haute couture...🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @ameliaretter8120

    @ameliaretter8120

    22 күн бұрын

    Agree in general, but to be fair, in this case it could be intentional as the short story the theme was based on implies that the couple at the centre of the story is turned to stone at the end. So…immobile.

  • @MK-lh3xd

    @MK-lh3xd

    22 күн бұрын

    Couldn't agree more. Who in the right mind designs such impractical dresses? Form over function, seriously?

  • @firstlast-tp7zo

    @firstlast-tp7zo

    22 күн бұрын

    It’s only one night, right? Though throwaway fashion is a real problem worldwide, some of those looked alterable into more realistic forms.

  • @RZ-fh4xj
    @RZ-fh4xj21 күн бұрын

    "How about tomorrow?" Fantastic!

  • @teresaellis7062
    @teresaellis706220 күн бұрын

    Those were the most adorable not-pandas ever! I was wondering how anyone could have thought a dog could ever look like a panda and then I was shown the most cuddly, adorable panda-painted-dogs ever! 😍😍😍😍

  • @SubZole
    @SubZole22 күн бұрын

    That "panda" puppy was adorable :)

  • @error-xn7hn

    @error-xn7hn

    22 күн бұрын

    You wonder what sorts of people would complain about panda puppies... Not the sorts of people I need in my life, for sure!

  • @thomasbeirne8213

    @thomasbeirne8213

    21 күн бұрын

    @@error-xn7hn I get ur point, but the peeps paid to see panda bears, not panda pups. That should be an attraction on it's own. 😀

  • @skywalker39100
    @skywalker3910022 күн бұрын

    Stormy Daniels Day!

  • @phylis3917

    @phylis3917

    22 күн бұрын

    🏆🏅💕👏🏿

  • @Frenchylikeshikes
    @Frenchylikeshikes22 күн бұрын

    Somehow, I do believe the "you remind me of my daughter" comment to be 100% true. I would probably not if we were talking about anyone else than Trump.

  • @amymjennings
    @amymjennings21 күн бұрын

    Ik hou van jou Stephen Colbert, je bent geweldig❤

  • @intelligencia-co2fu

    @intelligencia-co2fu

    21 күн бұрын

    Agree 💯. 🇳🇱

  • @illssolution5720
    @illssolution572022 күн бұрын

    One of the best monologues. WELL DONE!

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine22 күн бұрын

    Haven’t waited for Stephen’s monologue this badly in years.

  • @patriciarutt1637
    @patriciarutt163722 күн бұрын

    You made me smile, love your monologues

  • @sam.morr1s
    @sam.morr1s21 күн бұрын

    I love the way he voices Trump so much 😂

  • @michelemarr76
    @michelemarr7622 күн бұрын

    This takes "truth is stranger than fiction" to a whole new level! You can't can't make this .... up!😂

  • @iyeetsecurity922
    @iyeetsecurity92222 күн бұрын

    *_Thank you for your service Stephen._*

  • @c.garcia2363
    @c.garcia236322 күн бұрын

    Haven't seen Stephen gleaming and glowing in a very long time. Thanks Stormy!!!!

  • @lianefehrle9921
    @lianefehrle992122 күн бұрын

    4:20 trump said she reminded him of his daughter yet later calls stormy horse face. So Trump thinks his daughter has a horse face. Sad man!🙍‍♂️

  • @LateBloomerMedia
    @LateBloomerMedia22 күн бұрын

    5:51 you meant Eric finally learned about the birds and the VD's 😂

  • @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    22 күн бұрын

    Eric learned that condoms are not ballons for his birthday party.

  • @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    @user-cm4dc2rd2q

    22 күн бұрын

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