5 medical deferments from Vietnam War because of his perfect health . Wish someone would call him out next time he is boasting about his perfect health !

@jpslayermayor9293

Жыл бұрын

It truly is amazing how dishonest the orange one is. You can almost never count on anything 100% of the time, but Mr potato head lies every single time he opens his big potato mouth!

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and film it please. I would love to see how mad he gets at the disloyalty.

@llessurdoow2325

Жыл бұрын

meanwhile in the white house ....Biden poops himself again

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Didn't he also claim to be the youngest person ever?

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

@Adam Magyar big assumptions from a big boy. Your mommy must think you're so smart and brave.

Knowing Trump's affinity for making cash anyway he can, I don't think you need to think too hard about what he was going to do with those files.

@hectordominguez9617

Жыл бұрын

Right buddy...he was going to recycle the paper.... makes sense..

@Manooshen

Жыл бұрын

Probably held auctions for his dictator buddies.

@elegantgypsyrose5328

Жыл бұрын

Clog toilets?

@motogriso1

Жыл бұрын

Putin told him to take secret docs on Ukraine military. He gets a hotel in Moscow

@8088I

Жыл бұрын

This "Judge," Aileen Cannon, pulled a Willy Barr! Aileen Cannon put in her application for her standing Supreme Court candidacy, only 2 days after her dodgy verdict. Coincidence? You be the 'Judge' of this barely appointed "Judge."

Eric, your father shouldn't have had those documents in the FIRST PLACE! Not in his desk, not on the floor, not in the best, most beautiful filing cabinet in the world. No one has such a beautiful filing cabinet.

@kurtcurtis2730

Жыл бұрын

He should not have them in his house. He should not have them he’s a louse. He should not put them in a club and now he’s mad they’re on the rug??

@kurtcurtis2730

Жыл бұрын

Seriously upset about the sedition but hey it wrote itself

That Don Jr. clip is among the saddest things I've ever seen. And still, my compassion for him and his siblings runs so very low.

@wickedcabinboy

Жыл бұрын

No F***s to give for anyone in that clan.

@drofmah3836

Жыл бұрын

I'm proud when my father praises me for something not get choked up and ready to cry because I get so very little praise evidently.

@sharongamble9854

Жыл бұрын

Hunter Biden is among the saddest things ever seen. And still compassion for him and his sbling runs very low.

@godawgs2641

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy - you are pathetic. In case you haven't noticed Trump is not in office. However, you have PLENTY of material to work with on the Biden gang.

@SceneWins

2 ай бұрын

They would kick you out your house with a smile if it meant an extra nickel in the pocket

This career criminal needs to be taught a valuable lesson and soon. I cannot stomach him, his voice, his family and wish he would just move in with Putin.

@sylvialawrence4431

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I've always said he needs put in a padded cell (obviously demented) which replicates the Oval office OR exiled to Russia!

@michellewalters4484

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more. He needs to learn about what he's trying to shove down America's throat, although frankly, I'm pretty certain he's not capable of learning ANYthing....

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't stand four more years of listening to that voice!

@whiskyjames4200

Жыл бұрын

YES!!! "LOCK HIM UP" ALREADY...

@artanderson4240

Жыл бұрын

@@whiskyjames4200 Lol...patience. It will come.

Don Junior looks close to tears when he admits how cruel and neglectful his father is.

@oldrrocr

Жыл бұрын

bet dumpsterfire donny knows which of the trump children are really his.

@openminds8765

Жыл бұрын

Who's a good boy - Don Jr you are loved - Who's a good boy (do you want a treat - sniff sniff sniff)

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Maybe we can get the Trump kids to get help before they become as degenerate as their father; especially their youngest.

@colsonchambers6412

Жыл бұрын

Wait till you hear about Hunter Biden.

@janetstonerook4552

Жыл бұрын

Junior is so pathetic! And no, Junior, your dad doesn't care about you! He has you picked to go to prison first of all his kids.

This is what happens when you elect a soulless business man to such an important position. To him everything is sellable product, even lives & our countries future. Trying to destroy America from the inside out. Please vote against this for the sake of our children. For the troops that fought for this country.

@emilycurtis5588

Жыл бұрын

how are U doing today

@juliecopelandbarrows2971

Жыл бұрын

I feel the same

@taraclarke6850

Жыл бұрын

Well said !!! 🙏👍👏

@crimsoncadence683

Жыл бұрын

Vote red or get ready for the apocalypse.

@thisguyy

Жыл бұрын

They're ALL soulless business men lmao

Information is Power, he took documents that would benefit him and his business. Information on people he could leverage

I still do not understand why Rumpy is still at large. He should be arrested, in jail, with no chance of parole because he is a flight risk. What is wrong with your justice system, America? Love your show, Jimmy Kimmel. Cheers from Canada!

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121

Жыл бұрын

Fellow Canadian, here. I have been struggling for a while to wrap my brain around it, too. You'd think with concerns that people are losing their faith in American institutions, they would jump at the opportunity to show everyone an effective and fair justice system. I guess that's why I'm not a politician 🤷‍♂️

@nunyabusyness762

Жыл бұрын

Because he's above the law. The whole thing system is corrupt. Understand now?

@donello430

Жыл бұрын

Because it isn't real. The whole scandal is media hype and baseless smears. Pay careful attention to the language used in any news reports about this. It's smear tactics. Just like 'Russians stealing the election' wasn't real. Just like 'he called Neo Nazis fine people' wasn't real. Etc etc etc. Don't take this as a partisan point scoring, I'm not trying to insult people. Just urging people to think critically instead of being manipulated by people like Jimmy Kimmel

@noreenmcgovern1023

Жыл бұрын

You're funny

@noreenmcgovern1023

Жыл бұрын

@@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Wrapping your head around why Biden isn't in jail?

"I've never done anything wrong. Nobody can prove that I ever did anything wrong. It's pretty tough when a citizen with an unblemished record must be hounded from his home. I am feeling very bad - very bad. How would you feel if the police, paid to protect you, acted towards you like they acted towards me?" - Al Capone December 10, 1927...

@rustyshackleford8170

Жыл бұрын

...A citizen who makes perfect phone calls and is a perfect health specimen. SOVIET UNION?!" - Some guy who lost the election in 2016

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

"...paid to protect you..." Well, call it an investment

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

Police aren't paid to protect us. They're paid to protect state interests.

@lisazabriskie4773

Жыл бұрын

45 has never has an original thought in his miserable life

@michaelboyle5805

Жыл бұрын

I don't think Capone was as big a criminal as trump, Big Al was just misunderstood, we all know trump is a gangster

That emotional moment by little don was him coming down from his latest binge. He was killing time while Kim went for the stash

@michellepratt2640

Жыл бұрын

He's cooked like wow

@edwardb7811

Жыл бұрын

Yes, Trump wanted to use the papers for some sort of leverage. While in office, he reportedly showed little interest in reading the PDB, trip preparation books, and think pieces on foreign policy. It stretches credulity that he would wait until he had more free time after his term ended to catch up on his reading.

@mimiboucher1182

Жыл бұрын

Whoa...good call. I'm going to show this to my friend who knows about addiction/whitdrawl and recovery from cocaine

The guy from London was an absolute great participant - he knew how to banter, play along, he did not get spooked at being trimmed, and he was super cute!! They definitely should be thankful they found him (heck, I would not be against finding him 😉🤣)

@Thunder-Chief

Жыл бұрын

I thought they were going to give him a gift for being such a good sport. I was a little let down that they didn't.

Praying that destructive narcissistic, criminal SOB is prosecuted!!

@roughhabit9085

Жыл бұрын

Why don’t you just summarily execute anyone with a different political point of view. There’s a democracy you can take pride in right?

@rcbutera8071

Жыл бұрын

Prayer: How to do nothing, and still think you’re helping. Just vote, already!

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

How about you push for it instead of asking for the imaginary sky daddy to help?

Confidential medical files then he broadcasts his health. He really doesnt know how to keep a secret.

@elegantgypsyrose5328

Жыл бұрын

Except he lies about his health

@robgrubsla5564

Жыл бұрын

@@elegantgypsyrose5328 so true. "Im the most honest person out there" trumps words not mine.

@DeathBYDesign666

Жыл бұрын

@@robgrubsla5564 He lies even when he's telling the truth because the only reason he is ever honest is to make his lies more believable. That and it's entirely possible that he is so out of his mind that he actually believes his own bullshit.

@dennistaylor5622

Жыл бұрын

Con dons medical records are a lie.

@susankeith326

Жыл бұрын

It's his mental health that's most concerning.

The whole Don Jr. thing being happy his dad gave him a shout out is really sad! 😢

"My father is a very neat man," says Eric. He's right. I remember watching #45 ascend the stairs into Air Force One, trailing a legnth of toilet paper from his trouser lag. In case he had to "neaten up" before landing, I'm sure.

I honestly heard a story that Don Sr. gave Don Jr. a tie as a birthday or Christmas gift that Jr. had given Sr. a couple of years previously. Says alot.

@martyjames9368

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@oxbadcode6573

Жыл бұрын

Ahhahahahhahha

@angelikalindenau943

Жыл бұрын

Family heirloom...

@nancyenkelmann7801

Жыл бұрын

So cheap he recycles gifts from this kids????

@Rubyclaygirl

Жыл бұрын

That Tie was bought with Cancer Kids money

Eric Trump is super creepy to look at for more than 5 seconds.

@UnopinionatedBystander2393

Жыл бұрын

2

@billwalsh388

Жыл бұрын

He looks like he has a dirt beard.

@dustinsindledecker154

Жыл бұрын

Yeah if you look at him for more than 5 seconds then a week later he kills in your sleep.

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

@@dustinsindledecker154 don't say his name 3 times

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460

Жыл бұрын

@@juliebraden6911 I was going to say that very thing! 🤣😂🤣😂

The video of Trump saying that the mishandling of documents should put that person in prison, with the pictures of the documents he "mishandled" ("stole" is more like it), should be shown constantly all throughout the US - even if it would prejudice a jury.

So glad Jimmy is back! He's so on target with Trump, never holds back!

"He's so neat, he even launders his own money!" Had me wheezing 🤣

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

It would have to be a small load of laundry, because he doesn't have anything to wash. Trump launders foreign money through his properties to stay afloat.

@denisesorensen9568

Жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂

@llessurdoow2325

Жыл бұрын

what? you're jealouse of people with more money then you? petty

@calisto2735

Жыл бұрын

@@llessurdoow2325 I'm sure, if you try, you can be even more boring 🥱

@221b-Maker-Street

Жыл бұрын

A sublime line...!

Mad respect for the guy from London who was such a good sport to have his cargo pants cut off for the show. 💜

@saltydog7038

Жыл бұрын

They should have given him a gift card or something

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

@@saltydog7038 yeah, get him some designer cargos

@randomname4726

Жыл бұрын

@@saltydog7038 Yeah that was BS that he got no prize of any kind.

@labonitapz

Жыл бұрын

@@saltydog7038 I’m sure he was taken care of

@letitbeenow

Жыл бұрын

@@labonitapz I hope so 💗

I'm 99.9% sure that Melania whishes the DOJ would hurry up 😂

@richsims6870

Жыл бұрын

I do too.

@ChandlerSomborac

9 ай бұрын

So you edited your comment... and *still* didn't correct the "whishes" part? Even with it being underlined in red?🤔🤦‍♂😂

As difficult as it is to summon empathy for Don Jr., the way he struggles so much to get the word “dad” out is heartbreaking.

Way to Go California. Together, you knocked the usage down substantially through those hours.

@float32

Жыл бұрын

I swear nobody remembers Enron.

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

@@float32 pepperidge farm remembers

@Markle2k

Жыл бұрын

@@float32 i remember those assholes mocking a grandmother who could not afford her energy bill, telling her that she should have moved to Texas if she couldn’t take them manipulating the energy prices in California and creating a false crisis.

@nicholasfarrell5981

Жыл бұрын

@@Markle2k and look at how things went in Texas.

DJTJ was in the verge of tears calling his father “dad”. That very small pause after the word… lol

@ericjanssen394

Жыл бұрын

While Eric refers to "My father" several times a sentence, beating even the records set by Augie Doggie and Sylvester Jr.

@nullnull7495

Жыл бұрын

Trump is a terrible man all round

@andersandersen6295

Жыл бұрын

@@nullnull7495 And all around is a fair distance.

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if that's the first time he got to say that word aloud?

@teresitauy5532

Жыл бұрын

They're pathetic.

that was the most uncomfortable "Dad" I've ever seen...poor Jr, so desperate for Daddy's love...lol

He's a perfect specimen !!. Great, so he will have NO problems doing 60 years in jail for TREASON.

Guillermo is such an uplifting spirit, it makes my entire day .... yes and you too Jimmy,,, geeze!

@marybell3013

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love Guillermo, always cheers me up! I am, however, getting tired of the criticism of Biden being old, people can’t help when they were born. Can we focus on some of the good legislation that he is passing??

@ASS999ish

Жыл бұрын

Awesome true comedy

@ASS999ish

Жыл бұрын

@@biffmasterson9786 - Trump should go directly to jail on the evidence already of his crimes as a thief !

@ASS999ish

Жыл бұрын

Not allowed to run even for dog catcher

@jimuicker4731

Жыл бұрын

He started trimming his leg hairs. That was hilarious.

"I'm increasingly convinced Eric Trump has never met his father" 🤣🤣🤣

@SaltnPepe

Жыл бұрын

How’s hunter?

@zeldasmith6154

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltnPepe You're. Hunter is painting and doing very well.

@gamepapa1211

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltnPepe fine, thanks. Hey, where's the wall?

@SaltnPepe

Жыл бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 open . Unlike any country on earth. Lmk how that works out for you . Goodluck feeding yourself

@SaltnPepe

Жыл бұрын

@@zeldasmith6154 nah high on crack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg this is too much .

If I were a “perfect speciman” I wouldn’t care if my medical records were disclosed, kind of like my taxes if they were perfectly in order and I were a billionaire.

Russia has already admitted to seeing the documents at Mar A Lago! How long will we wait on our safety and National Security of America to appease one man?

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

It all makes sense when you realize bipartisan politics is a scam and the repubs and dems are in bed together.

As a father he *might* even be worse? He treats his sons with the utmost contempt, even though he expects them to constantly defend and deify him in the eyes of the general public, which they do so without question (and rather poorly I might add) because they are desperate. And of course there's the eldest daughter, who Trump glorified back in 2006 with the disturbing remark... "If Ivanka and I weren't related, then perhaps I would be dating her." The way he said it so casually, it's as though that in spite of the fact Ivanka is his biological daughter, it would not serve to impede his warped sense of affection for her in the slightest. So to say as a father he might even be worse, is by far the kindest thing you've said about Donald Trump in my opinion. Unless of course that was merely a jest or an understatement on your part, and deep down you know that he is terrible at everything, including being a parent.

@221b-Maker-Street

Жыл бұрын

_"as a father he might even be worse"_ is acknowledging that DJT is quite possibly even _worse_ at parenting than he was at presidenting; not that he still has some capacity in him to be an even _worse_ father than he already is. I think you're possibly reading 'might' as 'could'? Essentially, JK is agreeing with you.

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

The dude has daddy issues! Of course he's a crap dad!

@jaelo2314

Жыл бұрын

He was emotionally abandoned at 4, so for him to have empathy is essentially impossible. His father figures were mafia-like and good at doiing what Fred trump wanted.

@cindypomerleau950

Жыл бұрын

Not that deep....

@jakebarnes28

Жыл бұрын

Fred Trump Jr., killed himself to get away from his family.

Don Jr is a budget version of his father.

@melosova-suav8930

Жыл бұрын

Swap Meet Version

@britturk123

Жыл бұрын

You know they are both sad and pathetic, but I have a feeling that Jr has more of a clue about that than his father agent Orange.

@aol-youvegotmail364

Жыл бұрын

Wish version And D Trump is a wish version of a father

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, low-budget.

@artamutt5485

Жыл бұрын

A turdlet.

At least Eric seems sober and lucid which is more than can be said for Don jr.

@williamgiven7892

Жыл бұрын

"Lucid" is a stretch.

Jimmy you are a great deliverer. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

"Trump, He's so neat, he even launders his money" Comedy gold!

@SaltnPepe

Жыл бұрын

Your delusional

@francesglenn2117

Жыл бұрын

Born a slob die a slop🚽⚖️⏳💯☑️🔐

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

You know, when I was a kid, I literally thought people wash money like we'd wash clothes.

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

It would have to be a small load of laundry, because he doesn't have anything to wash. Trump launders foreign money through his properties to stay afloat.

@MrRedberd

Жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 It was unclear to me, too. Interesting fact, US cash is printed on paper with cloth qualities, so it can survive going through the wash. Could you imagine losing a pocket full of paper cash from washing it by mistake, oh man.

Trump for prison 2024.

@mikemechanic622

Жыл бұрын

SOONER!!! ⚖😄

@rzak1961

Жыл бұрын

@@mikemechanic622 ....YES !!!! Sooner as in yesterday !

Jimmy Kimbel was on 🔥 this monolog

Yeah, Jimmy's back!!!!

I'm here for the TRUMP jokes. Thank you 🙏

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

Trump is a joke. So is Biden. The whole US political system is a joke

5 bucks says Donnie had details about Russia's nukes and he sold the info to Saudi during his "golf tournament".

@JSees

Жыл бұрын

He sold them IRANs nuclear secrets

@helenpatterson3858

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that the Saudis got the scoop on Isreal.

@Aenarion28

Жыл бұрын

I'll double that bet and say that they were about the Hermit Kingdoms nukes that he sold to Kim for another love letter

@sylvialawrence4431

Жыл бұрын

No, he probably had Jared do it, because that's the way mob bosses operate.

@evac3928

Жыл бұрын

No, Israel to Saudi and Russia.

Great to see your back. No one does the show like you. Thanks Jimmy

Yay…so happy to see you Jimmy!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

That statement by Don Jr was so pathetic, I almost felt sorry for him.

@Pbav8tor

Жыл бұрын

Please vote blue anyway? 😄

@angrydoggy9170

Жыл бұрын

@@Pbav8tor Democrats might just provide some support for neglected kids.

@cindyllax

Жыл бұрын

Yuup.... almost lol

@jaygee5693

Жыл бұрын

Right, almost.

@stevenbreen7243

Жыл бұрын

Ahhhh NO!

Love this show, best laughter therapy 🙌🏼 Its good to have you back, stay cool.

@blackout9587

Жыл бұрын

He’s one of the worst comedians. He doesn’t know how to make a joke. He just makes liberal statements to make lgbt people laugh

@michelekett8450

Жыл бұрын

@@blackout9587 Some people are hard to please👎

Every time he ran out of toilet paper guess he used top secret classified documents.

I’m so glad you’re back!

Stormy Daniels: Trump cannot keep his own business private, why does anyone think he kept those documents private.😂🤣

@jwise7114

Жыл бұрын

Hope he just sold the short version.

@mitzimccoy1611

Жыл бұрын

...there's that

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Yeti pubes!

@5.7ninetynine

Жыл бұрын

lots of bots on this page 😂🤣

@whiskyjames4200

Жыл бұрын

Great point.... he loves to brag.

First time ever hearing a Trump child using the word "Dad". Wonder who he was speaking of .

@richardbergman2630

Жыл бұрын

whose your daddy? was he pregnant with you? bet you really hate him whoever he is

@MrStaybrown

Жыл бұрын

🤣 Daddy is not their father!!

@shellylavigne5913

Жыл бұрын

He actually said FATHER...so formal

Holy Cow, what has this family done to his kids?

Thanks for sharing

I almost felt badly for Junior. Ok, I did. But it won’t last.

that was the most weirdly, candid Jr's ever been...he was so honored he got a 'shoutout' at a rally rant 🤦‍♂

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

He was so excited. I bet he won't shut up about it for weeks and all his little friends will be so tired of it.

@Emma-dh1lx

Жыл бұрын

@@juliebraden6911 He doesn't have any friends. That's why he's constantly on social media.

@annjohnson8437

Жыл бұрын

Don Jr is sad and creepy in this video!!!

@juliebraden6911

Жыл бұрын

@@Emma-dh1lx good point

Some people in Florida suffer from sun burn. Don Jr. suffers from nose burn from packing it with whatever.

really missed Jimmy, so happy he's back, I'll watch the show again!

Good to have Jimmy Kimmel back. he’s the best!

"Perfect physical specimen"??????? As a retired nurse, just looking at tRump I want to run for a crash cart!

@poorthing

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a nurse but can I ask you... Is it normal to have an overwhelming desire to barf every time I look at that 'perfect physical specimen' ?

@sylvialawrence4431

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Welcome back Jimmy. Thank god for Biden.

Happy to have you back Jimmy!

Notice how Don Jr. got choked up when he said, "Dad" as if he was told to never call him that?

@mdubz101

Жыл бұрын

Seems much worse than his dad showering with him eh?

@Emma-dh1lx

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@NuclearFridge1

Жыл бұрын

Junior might have said it once to Trump... And got a face full of Dad's lunch, ketchup, plate and all...

@AncientActivist

Жыл бұрын

Uh, trump junior is always 'sniffing'. What's up with that?

Ya know as much as I despise them. Jr. is so pathetic and the relationship so toxic you almost feel sorry for Jr.

@billwalsh388

Жыл бұрын

Don't feel sorry for him, he has been all in with the crime family.

@helenpatterson3858

Жыл бұрын

@@billwalsh388 I wonder at how lucky I am, NOT to have been born into a family with such a pitiful father figure. Most children will love their parents. Even abusive parents are mostly loved by their children. Tiffany turned out to be luckiest by being ignored the most .

I'm so glad your back. Missed you.

Where is Lincoln’s Bust? We the people want it back and returned to the White House.

Actually, Crooked Donald’s very fortunate. Any other person would have been cuffed and arrested for just a fraction of what he’s done to the country.

@lucycan6363

Жыл бұрын

The only reason, and I mean the only one that he has not yet been arrested is the 70 million or so supporters who are armed to their ceilings and are willing to turn this country literally liquid red for their "hero." So the DOJ is treading carefully. Stay tuned

@gary62971

Жыл бұрын

Stick with comic books

Hey I'd be angry too if I had my collection of MAD magazines all neatly in chronological order and the FBI guys messed them all up looking for secret stuff, not to even mention all my vintage copies of HUSTLER.

Defending family honor?! Honor is the very very last word in the English language that comes to mind with the trumps!

"Daddy loves me! He really really loves me!!" Wow. McDonald Jr REALLY posted that message? Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣 What a complete clown show this whole family is!!!! That was so sad and pathetic. If he hadn't come from the loins from which he came, I would have felt really bad watching that.

Don the Con is now no more than an amusement park operator; he needs cuffs, and Federal Time.

@SaltnPepe

Жыл бұрын

you wish lol . Yea let’s do Russia gate 2.0 so we can prove you wrong for the millionth time

@donaldbabbitt1214

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltnPepe First, it is "You're Not Smart"; "your" is a possessive pronoun and "you're" is a contraction of "you" and "are." That is one of the most common grammatical mistakes of morons, so you are a moron for sure. Second, since you are a moron, you are incapable of reading and understanding the Mueller Report, ergo your misinformation about Russian collusion which was rampant and in favor of the Trump camp in 2016. Third, Trump is guilty of multiple crimes but you protect him. Why? He would spit on you for being such a moronic loser.

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltnPepe Russia gate never went to the courts silly. You know how it works: a judge with a huge n neutral hammer and no biased politicians involved in the ruling

@SaltnPepe

Жыл бұрын

On the contrary it was proven to be a collaborative effort between a agency I won’t name and some organizations I can’t name here. Clear as day solid facts . I’d encourage you to look into it yourself unbiased

@sofa0king

Жыл бұрын

@@SaltnPepe release the full muller report. It ain’t pretty for the former guy

It’s true what Don Jr. said - his father treats him like Hillary.

@Pbav8tor

Жыл бұрын

No he doesn't. Donnie is one of TFGs favorite tools.

@orchunter8388

Жыл бұрын

@@Pbav8tor ohhh that’s sick. Worse than ivanka.

@letitbeenow

Жыл бұрын

@@Pbav8tor Eww. Goodness knows what he does with his tools 🤮

@firebird_613

Жыл бұрын

You need to get your brain unwashed and check

The GOP will play this down as being not important… until someone says, “What if Obama did that?” And then the GOP are baying for a trial.

When my phone went off it scared the crap out of me!🤣

Jimmy and Guillermo are the best 🤗💕💕

Missed you Bud I’m sure you and yours had a great road trip. We visited LA and OC and dodged the heat wave 9 days ago… Loved the digs enjoyed the ocean with all the surfers and volleyball games. Catalina island was beautiful. Hopefully your weather will subside soon. Love ya man, stay kool and keep Guillermo on the payroll he is liquid. Peace and Love

@DeeplyConcerned68

Жыл бұрын

Cool story bruh 🤡

@luisavalos5813

Жыл бұрын

@@DeeplyConcerned68 the fact you had to come and put that to a comment 🤡 put on the clown shoes too lmao

Stop using electricity! Meanwhile ( has entire household powered by alexa, google and siri ).. 'but how will I turn off my lights'

It's nice to have Jimmy back👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@emilycurtis5588

Жыл бұрын

how are U doing today

Holy cow Jimmy Kimmel I’m dying you’re killing me I can’t stop laughing

@KyleC11

Жыл бұрын

🤨

OMG Jimmy, Soooo great to see you back 🎉👏🏼🥳

I can imagine that video of Don Jr. being used in future college Psychology lectures...

Lil trump it’s a miracle the guy can even say that stuff with a straight face. 😂

@jaygee5693

Жыл бұрын

He started out as if joking, but the inner emotions welled up and had him almost choking up. Still desperate for his first hug from Dad.

@llessurdoow2325

Жыл бұрын

NAH NAH BOO BOO just log out failure

@letitbeenow

Жыл бұрын

@@llessurdoow2325 I used to tweet that to tRump before he was kicked off Twitter...ah the memories 😂

@kayouellette2856

Жыл бұрын

Barely

Kid at a library: Mom, could I check this book out? Mom: What is it, sweety? Kid: It's about foreign nations' nuclear capabilities. Mom: Why don't you get a book about dinosaurs instead.

@pietrojenkins6901

Жыл бұрын

Trump's library doesn't have books ,only Tweets and MAGA rallies material.

they way he edged closer to him with the scissors Im dying

Another reason PG&E, and all other utility monopolies need to be broken up.

Watching from Australia I find the whole saga with Trump and the White House files quite bizarre. The GOP over there are bat crazy or as as Noam Chomsky decribed them: 'a right-wing insurgency'. Entertaining but dangerous and sad at the same time.

@WaterlooExpat

Жыл бұрын

Same from up here in Canada.

@awddfg

Жыл бұрын

When trump was president, the news, and life in general, was a lot more spicy.

@alansheiman4818

Жыл бұрын

@@awddfg The news isn't spicy enough now?🌶

@frankwood7878

Жыл бұрын

"VERY BIZARRE" 😱

@awddfg

Жыл бұрын

@@alansheiman4818 Not enough. When trump was president, I had a good laugh while watching the news, and for some reason a lot of good things were going in in life for me personally.

What a great sport our friend from across the pond was!🤩

So glad you're back Jimmy ! Whoohoo! Love from Ontario Canada 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦

Yep! "A perfect physical specimen"....of a narcissist!

Dang, I almost feel sorry for Don jr. Starved for daddy's love.

@denillefleming2942

Жыл бұрын

He's looking rough around the edges.

@josephmatuszak3855

Жыл бұрын

"Almost"

@angrydoggy9170

Жыл бұрын

Him struggling with the word “dad” says it all.

@gamepapa1211

Жыл бұрын

@@angrydoggy9170 though I can't be sure if it was tears or bile he was choking on.

@angrydoggy9170

Жыл бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 Could even be both.

Did that first guy Daniel tell Jimmy to get a Suboxone??

@shady_panda

Жыл бұрын

😆I heard some boxing 🥊

The middle of a breakfast burrito is better than the middle of a pizza pocket.

how ignorant can a son be? and he truly is

Jr sounded so excited that daddy finally recognized him.😂😂😂

Don jr begging for father's love. Just sad...

Jimmy, this is not hyperbole, you are the absolute funniest out of every comedian in the country. You are not cruel, you point out the hypocrisy esp in our political mess and you are so quick. Thank you for making us laugh even when we could cry.

What could you expect from a man who plants dead bodies on his property for a tax break.

Great to have you back Jimmy! 👏👏

Welcome back, to both Jimmy's! At long last, my 6 weeks of TV depression can now end!

Name a government agency that Trump has NOT lashed out at. Go!

Republicans and Democrats love Jimmy Kimmel!

"A perfect physical specimen?" Has Trump looked in the mirror recently?

@MosmMAli

Жыл бұрын

He knows he is 400lbs orange bafoon, 😅

@practicewhatyoupreach8382

Жыл бұрын

He has fun house mirrors throughout Magat-a-Lardo. They all make him look the way he wants.

@llessurdoow2325

Жыл бұрын

lol biden looks like he had his face transplanted on a china man's head.

@MrStaybrown

Жыл бұрын

🤣 Yep

@williamgiven7892

Жыл бұрын

He means "perfect" as compared to the sea of obesity, mental illness and bad hair-dye that he gazes out upon at Trump rallies.