I can't believe they missed opportunity to use tiny boxing gloves.

@ChronicKPOP

7 жыл бұрын

I can't believe making fun of Trump's hands is still a thing for libs LOLOL How little you guys have lol. Once confronted on anything, you cower and hide. :(

@laragallahue8489

7 жыл бұрын

alphavortex1 they do it because it bother Trump and it shows how thin skinned he is

@dandog7840

7 жыл бұрын

she's working the rope-a-dope...doesn't take much effort.....just slap him with a girl- card when he tries to make a breakout...she probably has another half dozen in her back pocket

@dereirond3158

7 жыл бұрын

Dan Ray ur an idiot

@lapi4695

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like he hasnt used his "billionare card' over and over, " OH i COULDNT have groped those women im a BILLIONARE!" "I ONLY supported the war in IRAQ because im a BILLIONARE! ITS EXPECTED OF ME!"

People keep talking about Obama and how great he is... I wished people would talk about good ol' Joe as well. The man is honest, openly flawed, and a man of solid morals. I became a fan of him after watching him debate Paul Ryan. What a champ

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

Mikhail Kalashnikov I defended Joe when he was portrayed as a creep on a cringe compilation. Everybody shat on me though :P

@connormason9266

7 жыл бұрын

OrangeBirb Your first mistake was being near a cringe compilation.

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

Connor Mason Well I wouldn't have watched it if it weren't by someone I liked

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

***** Are you talking about Joe Biden, because I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about with that.

@rustyshackleford7179

7 жыл бұрын

OrangeBirb No comment? Didn't think so.

a republican politician arguing with a fox news anchor? what has this world come to?

@inkedseahear

7 жыл бұрын

He claims that Fox is "too mainstream"

@stephendunn159

7 жыл бұрын

slientkill li nice profile picture. My favorite anime definitely.

@theoreticallyinsane5

7 жыл бұрын

The current Republican party has been splitting and radicalizing itself to the point where moderate Republicans are suddenly centrists.

@MisteRRYouTuby

7 жыл бұрын

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???!!!

@H_A_L_7

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed. It's a serious foxhole situation.

Where could they possibly find boxing gloves small enough to fit Trump's hands? Or mouthguards big enough for Biden's teeth.

@burnttoast111

7 жыл бұрын

Trump fights dirty. He puts three tic-tacs between his fingers on each hand before a fight. Like the Wolverine's claws.

@RealityHelix

7 жыл бұрын

Hahaha damn

@zenbra_deutsch3500

7 жыл бұрын

I bet on Biden - he didn't come from a priviledged background, surely Joe had his share of fights, still can kick Trump in his balls. LOL While Trump is the overprotected dad's boy who's only "tough" against weaker ppl than him such as most women.

@tweepy123

7 жыл бұрын

+Michael Ortega Yis, the dad who gave him a small loan of One Mill'yin dollars.

@dangerouslytalented

7 жыл бұрын

tweepy123 ... and more "even smaller" loans later. Then an inheritance. Part of which he embezzled from his dead brothers children by amending his senile fathers will. Then he used the family healthcare as a bargaining chip to stop the kids from sueing. Because one of the kids had cerebral palsy.

"To call anybody a racist is outrageous." Just when I thought this election couldn't get any more asinine. We have reached a new high in low.

@yanmarle2864

7 жыл бұрын

Trump's campaign is a congregation of chattering psychopaths!

@MsGrapeNehi

7 жыл бұрын

Yan Marle Did you see Huckabee tell Megyn Kelly that Trump was like Quint from "Jaws" and Hillary was the shark? Apparently he forgot the part where the shark ATE Quint. xD

@yanmarle2864

7 жыл бұрын

maybe Huckabee supports Hillary.. he certainly wouldn't be the only republican to do so! That's how deplorable Trump is.

@mirr1984

7 жыл бұрын

Asinine is a great word. Thank you for increasing my vocabulary. ;)

@MsGrapeNehi

7 жыл бұрын

Peter I have the best words. ;)

little did we know we would have to wait 4 years to see Trump & Biden face each other

I died when he said the pumpkin was his body double ;)

@a.j.9727

6 жыл бұрын

IFernedYou YES! 😂😂😂

The man really knows how to roast Trump LOL

@pfannkuchesindgeil5348

7 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah? Well, I roasted Joe on my channel.

@peteradams1588

7 жыл бұрын

Pfannkuchesindgeil go back to fingerpainting tard-boy.

@pfannkuchesindgeil5348

7 жыл бұрын

Peter Adams Go back to elementary school and learn vocabulary, idiot.

@williamjarrett4574

7 жыл бұрын

Are you that surprised? trump roasts himself by opening his mouth.

@lethargicastengah572

7 жыл бұрын

Mostly recycled misinformation. It becomes too weak to care.

I bet Biden could kick Trump's ass, we need to make this to happen.

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

Kodah Smith Of course he could. Trump hasn't ever even BEEN to a gym

@KodahSmith

7 жыл бұрын

OrangeBirb *Deep Breath* WRONG!! How else would I know what locker room talk is? Look at Hillary, no gym. sad. Bill has never been to a gym either. sadder. Im going to a gym and use it bigly.

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

Darth Vadnaner That's a bad argument. Saying that all people from the 50s are racist because the 50s were racist times is like saying that all people from the 50s smoked because there were a lot of smokers in the 50s. It's a completely false equivalency that is not a thing that exists. Joe Biden is a strong and amazing man. He lived through the death of his first wife and his original children, then he lived through the death of his son Beau. He was senator non-stop from the late 70s to 2008, and since then he has been the president of the senate, all while keeping his morals close to his heart and staying strong as a person.

@KodahSmith

7 жыл бұрын

Darth Vadnaner I never said Biden was better than Trump just that I bet he could kick Trump's ass, but thanks for the book, Steven King.

@EpicBeard815

7 жыл бұрын

Biden's gonna join a fight club when this is all over.

Trump is going to go down harder than Glenn

@edwardrichards8947

7 жыл бұрын

Bubblegum Witch Lol TRIGGERED

@alicaljungberg3742

7 жыл бұрын

Edward I'm sure she didn't intend to trigger your sensitive trump feelings. Just relax and forget about reality and how Trump is going down the drain.

@edwinplayer

7 жыл бұрын

+Alica Ljungberg i think Edward was triggered at the fact that the joke was made at Glenn's expense. not at Trump's expense.

@edwardrichards8947

7 жыл бұрын

Alica Ljungberg uh.... I was just referencing the walking dead. I'm supporting Hillary actually. But I do think it's important to remember that trump supporters are human too!

@janiceclaypole1196

7 жыл бұрын

Edward Richards But they are filled with hate.

I'm From Biden's home state and have met the man. You know, this isn't hometown pride, but I think Joe could stomp Orange Richie Rich.

@ReubenStump

7 жыл бұрын

Halloween111 Lol yes

@yanmarle2864

7 жыл бұрын

no one will drink the orange juice when he's done stomped!

@nrdy2theXtreme

7 жыл бұрын

It's just a sad state of affairs in America when we're seriously talking about which senior citizen could beat up the other in a presidential election. *sigh*

@Halloween111

7 жыл бұрын

nrdy2theXtreme It's unfortunately to the point where you laugh or cry. I'm just playing along with the gag.

@monarchrescue4356

5 жыл бұрын

This is Joe Biden >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/doyMlZSyncKxYco.html

The election isn't over. Please get out and vote! It's super important no matter where you live.

@Avenger222

7 жыл бұрын

lesslighter Good point. Basically to emphasis that it's important even in blue or red states.

@kerratregolls9656

7 жыл бұрын

America Reigns No way

@thomasmoloian782

4 жыл бұрын

and most america will vote trump

Damn Biden is hardcore, I just wish he was running in this election. :D

@1LIFEtoWIN

7 жыл бұрын

same here I think if it were him running instead of Clinton, the country would be a lot less divisive and vote against Trump more easily.

@n2esn852

7 жыл бұрын

you kidding me? either party could have nominated a toaster oven and beat out the other candidate easy

@thehare843

7 жыл бұрын

Biden is hardcore? Are you a fairy princess?

@monarchrescue4356

5 жыл бұрын

This is the guy biden >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/doyMlZSyncKxYco.html

@whyamiwastingmytimeonthis

4 жыл бұрын

HE IS!! PLEASE VOTE!

What Donald Trump is most afraid of is telling the truth and even more afraid of being honest. That scares the hell out of him. Courage is something Trump doesn't have. He is good in denying, avoiding, and most of all: lawsuits. In case he becomes president we will be flooded with lawsuits.

Talkin' Bag of Laundry !!!!! 😂😂😂 Givin' him The Talk !!! lololol Tough guy!!! Normal-sized glove. Wow !!! Stephen knocked it out of park !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Newt"?? Lizard? What sort of name is that for an adult human??

@HomoSolari

7 жыл бұрын

TheJapanChannelDcom The name of an idiot.

@yanmarle2864

7 жыл бұрын

That's who he is. A fitting name.

@iluvugoldenblue

7 жыл бұрын

newt or mitt?

@terenceaaron1999

7 жыл бұрын

It's like his parents gave up on him at birth.

@kerratregolls9656

7 жыл бұрын

TheJapanChannelDcom Surely his full name is Newton?

"Newt...sweetheart..." lol Stephen is fire 🔥

@MayFlora

7 жыл бұрын

Yan Marle lmao! That also. Props to the writers on this one

The first rule of fight club is, "There is no fight club."

@Kareragirl

7 жыл бұрын

Wrong! Such a nasty man.

@unitedjt345

7 жыл бұрын

lmfaoo

there won't be anything left of d.trump after De Niro gets him. LOL

Joe Biden "unloads" on Donald Trump, and wishes he could "take him behind the gym." Trump responds that he would "love that" if Biden took him "to the back of the barn." Er... wtf...?? That sounds a lot like they want to... Oh god. No. No no nononono NO! GROSS. GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. **infinite vomiting commences*

@alexc773

7 жыл бұрын

At least it's consensual...

@swanpride

7 жыл бұрын

I actually had the same thought...I blame all the talk about sex beforehand...I need brain bleach....

@ShadyShadok

7 жыл бұрын

*plays smooth jazz*

@miabona3764

7 жыл бұрын

ugh, that's exactly what I thought when Trump suddenly talked about barns

@alexc773

7 жыл бұрын

mia bona Seriously! Nobody goes to the back of a barn to fight...

I was having a crappy day until I watched this latest Colbert genius. Thank you.

Don't make me like Megyn! Damn you Newt!

Rudy Giuliani getting triggered by the word racist... oops, that's the republican base my bad

Veep vs The Creep: Biden wins in the first round

@monarchrescue4356

5 жыл бұрын

Here is Biden >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/doyMlZSyncKxYco.html

I just knew he was going to make a joke about that pumpkin, how could he not?

Celebrity Boxing: Biden v. Trump

Stephen Colbert + Donald Trump + Joe Biden = THE ROAST IS REAL LOL :D

Thanks Stephen Colbert -- You're what's getting me through this election cycle, laughter is the best defense!

I love it when you talk about Giuliani, i could listen to you make fun of him all day.

hahaha the best part was the barn/gym!

@yanmarle2864

7 жыл бұрын

symbolic of trump architecture

13 more days, 13 more days. Just gotta wait and see and wonder if I'm gonna need to evacuate my best friends for their own safety...

I'm 70 years old. What's this I'm hearing about Trump wanting to be 'taken in the back of a van'?

anyone else feel like they're flogging that dead horse small hands joke?

@kilborn666

7 жыл бұрын

They only do it because they know it bothers trump.

@noriringtail7428

7 жыл бұрын

The fact that it's not a good insult at all, but it bothers him SO MUCH, is the joke itself.

Give up Trumpeters. Hillary is going to win and us Hillary volunteers are going to make SURE she wins! #ImWithHer

@tipsypie1127

7 жыл бұрын

OrangeBirb Just keep stuffing those ballets😈

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

tipsy pie I see you've fallen for Trump's rhetoric. God bless you

@andreatipton6550

7 жыл бұрын

+tipsy pie And you keep believing the election is rigged solely because Trump is losing, until the unlikely event that he actually does win and you, along with every other moron caught in the Trump-web, do a complete 180 on your conspiratorial stance.

@hw936bzsten

7 жыл бұрын

Even if the election is rigged it is not by ballot stuffing or any fake votes, it is by biased news coverage and media

@catradummy_ytp

7 жыл бұрын

Iampikachu21 There is no such thing as unbiased news coverage. What do you suppose we do about this media bias? What are your candidate's plans?

The person you wish was nominee 😂😂 so true lol

I'm pretty sure back of the barn means something completely different from the gym... Hey that's cool, whatever floats your boat Donald.

"He talks about climate change being a threat that we have to fix. There is no climate change". Tell that to the Californians who are suffering the worst drought in living memory.Tell that to the people on the East coast who have been suffering the worst hurricane and flooding in history. Tell that to the people in East Africa. Don't tell me I have NOT studied the problem of the effect of carbon dioxide on the climate. Do you work in the coal industry or have shares in a coal mine. Sell them.

@TheHammer89

7 жыл бұрын

Your stupid is showing.

@davidboehme2194

7 жыл бұрын

Your Trump is showing.

@donaldedward4951

7 жыл бұрын

David Boehme Weak, very weak. Something Trump might have said.

@mitmaxman777

7 жыл бұрын

David Boehme dxs

@donaldedward4951

7 жыл бұрын

Not everybody is as bright as you are.

I added fried garlic, and onions to my taco meat tonight...

@nicholasmarsh6776

7 жыл бұрын

dirtysci nice

@990shady

7 жыл бұрын

dirtysci dam you live 1/4 mile at a time brotha

@jaysonlee4394

7 жыл бұрын

dirtysci taco flavored kisses...

*I completely lost it at Colbert's tough guy imitation!!*

"Hey, tough guy." I was very much amused.

500 bucks says Biden decks Trump

"The talk" was absolutely brilliant, you're a legend Colbert

Stephen should be a chef because Man can he Roast

The person you wished was the Democratic nominee... hit a sore spot right there

Actually, I wish Bernie was the nominee, but I guess I'd prefer Biden to Hillary.

Man, you know Biden would beat the shit out of Trump.

4,508 people smashed the like button like Negan on Glen's skull.

Yeah! Go Biden!

Trump likes making fun of POWs? Well he's about to get a POW to the face.

I'll now start referring to Trump as Donald Trumpkin because of this video. Tis the season! :D

body double the pumpkin joke had me rolling. hahaha

HAHAHAHA I LOL'D SO HARD AT THE BODY DOUBLE JOKE.

Taking him behind the gym sounds a little homoerotic.

@blackgirlseatgreen1533

7 жыл бұрын

I agree, Trump even changed it to behind the barn. LOL

@cloejarozenski3097

7 жыл бұрын

ARNGcandy What was that for?

@SaveThePurpleRhino

7 жыл бұрын

For him/her/it being a troll

@MrStonespider

7 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, who wouldn't want Trumps tiny little hands wrapped around your junk. It would look MASSIVE!

@aliensexist2639

7 жыл бұрын

Save the Rhino guarantee it was him

Diamond Joe would F**king destroy Trump

Daytime Dracula LOL

Can't believe he didn't make fun of Trump for saying barn instead of gym. lol

I'm pretty sure my public policy professor cares more about it than sex.

@Sevenfold120

7 жыл бұрын

How would you know that`?

In less than 2 weeks there will be a political funeral that I won't miss! Maybe I will wear orange...

Omg that voice😂👌🏽"hey tough guy"

Oh, I just love it that so many more noble men are sticking up for us ladies. :) thank you, gentelemen! :)

I love that the Trumpbots don't actually downvote the video

@krombopulos_michael

7 жыл бұрын

ymustisignin they do, they're just starting to get disenchanted so there's not as many of them

@aliensexist2639

7 жыл бұрын

Camps4Cucks2016 you are clearly not a liberal, your political compass is in the right wing authoritarian section lmao

@aliensexist2639

7 жыл бұрын

Camps4Cucks2016 oh God you're one of those

@aliensexist2639

7 жыл бұрын

Camps4Cucks2016 also hate to point out facts to an obvious moron, but trump is losing

@aliensexist2639

7 жыл бұрын

Camps4Cucks2016 okay #1 I don't trust the mainstream media, I was a bernie supporter, however I do understand what a scientific poll is, Trump will lose I guarantee it you alt-right jack ass

Long story short: "I'm sick of you guys reporting on Trump's words like what you've been doing for as long as the media had been covering everything in politics within history."

I legit thought this was from 2020 until I heard the audience.

Plot twist: The Trump Train was the Polar Express all along.

My response to 1:26 to 1:42, It's true that racists don't exist. I mean look at those guys in white robes, they're only having a very long lasting costume party and they're all dressed up as ghosts for some reason. My response to 5:21, HEY, STEPHEN!!! I have an addition to make to that list: losing.

5:40 Trump: Blarrrgh **Trump supporters applause**

I'm 71; I take serious exception to the old guy description. It just makes me wanna take you out "behind the gym" Mr Ste"ph"en Colbert. I'll show yuh uh mooove or 2.

bravo Colbert... nice advice for Newte and Potential Groper-In-Chief. soooo funny!

I love you Joe Biden you give me so much hope. keep up the good fight!

Why is trump's stunt double upside down?

The Orange Clown, a man who is not insecure, Miss Piggy, a woman bleeding out of her wherever, a graduate of Trump University, and Two Corinthians walk into a bar. Vladimir Putin says, "What? Is this a joke?!"

This is definitely going viral! :D Awesome clip.

Don't "newt's" crawl out of streams? I wonder what swamp this one crawled out of?

Newt is a son of a lizard.

Colbert is on fire, god damn.

Out behind the school gym? Why not out back in the fields. Really put him down.

I'd pay so much money to see biden knock trump to the floor

@monarchrescue4356

5 жыл бұрын

Here's how Biden fights >>> kzread.info/dash/bejne/doyMlZSyncKxYco.html

Dear Americans, I hope you won't elect someone who'll accidentally blow up the whole world on his first day of office - from a concerned non-Ametican ( and yes, there are people outside of the US )

@Sirwdude

7 жыл бұрын

Cloud Sin Thanks for being an asshole about it. -unfortunately born American but wishing I was literally anywhere else.

@stephendunn159

7 жыл бұрын

Cloud Sin lol other candidate would intentionally blow up the world

@MrQuickrebuttle

7 жыл бұрын

Glad to see liberal media's influence reaches far and wide...smdh

Biden would knock Drumpf out before he has a chance of throwing those tiny hands.

Mr Tough guy could easily kick Mr (mini) grabby hands' ass ! lol

Trumps charity would be his own charity so he can spend it on law fees and portraits of himself

I've been offering to fight Trump since before it was cool!

@billnewman8317

7 жыл бұрын

So what do you like? illegals coming to America when many legal relatives including children come, Including my family? Or do you hate our constitution? Hillary is buying votes with the working saps jobs and if you support her you are also a back stabbing traitor like her. Billions of the rich mans dollars have been spent to brain wash people like Travis. If your Hillary wins we will all be working for China you traitor. How do you live with yourself?

@billnewman8317

7 жыл бұрын

PS I do not believe you could even stand up to the old man.

@BrutalSnuggles

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Newman... yup. that's it.

@BrutalSnuggles

7 жыл бұрын

PS, I received my honorable discharge from the marine corps on 4/12/2013, so my patriotism really is beyond reproach

@billnewman8317

7 жыл бұрын

Travis you suck

this election needs a political themed 2D fighting game

7:00 This promotional video is hilarious! HAHAHA

I don't think trump's baby hands can do much damage..now his breath without tic-tacs might be damaging

making fun of trump is not funny anymore, it was funny for the first six months of his campaign, kinda predictable the next six months but sometimes funny. But right now it's just like poking a dead body ... just stop please

@edwinplayer

7 жыл бұрын

but people love poking dead bodies. it's how your average Joe Biden finds out if the body still has any life in it.

@inkedseahear

7 жыл бұрын

Sure, how's the weather, I forgot when's the last time any news network talk about it

@tacosalesman2389

7 жыл бұрын

Making fun of trump is always funny

5:17 Colbert transforming into Letterman!

Trump vs Joe. Trump: *gets punched and falls back onto a pile of shit* The fight is rigged!

I really do wish Joe was the Nominee

if Megan kelly isn't allowed to use language that's inflammatory why does gingrich get to use a face that's inflammatory?

That wasn't a pumpkin, it was a sniper decoy.

Kelly: "If Trump is a sexual predator.." Gingrich: "You can't say that statement." She never made a statement.

This was so good, it would have been worthy of being on colbert report.

"You're 73, you're body's changing" 😂😂😂

And calling him predator aged like milk...

Y'know, I could've sworn that Giuliani died some time around 2014... must've gotten him mixed up with someone else?

That was actually hilarious. Nice.

Love Colbert

"You up?" HAHA

BRAVO Colbert writers for making the distinction between 'sex' and 'assault'. That's what trenchant comedy should do! We desperately need this kind of CLARITY.