Trump’s Heaping Helping of Trans-Paranoia, Supermodel Santos & MyPillow Mike STILL in Claw Machine

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President Biden made an official proclamation declaring it Black History Month, no one is more astonished that it is February than our nation’s newscasters, after 21 seasons Dr. Phil has decided to hang up his mustache, Tom Brady announced that he has decided to retire again, George Santos has been having another doozy of a week, his longtime campaign treasurer has resigned, ABC News interviewed one of his exes that said Santos bragged about dating supermodels and claimed those models begged him to become a supermodel, Donald Trump is trying to rev up the MAGA outrage machine with a heaping helping of trans-paranoia, the FBI searched the vacation home of Joe Biden for remaining classified documents, a genetic engineering company raised $150 million to “de-extinct” the Dodo bird, and Mike Lindell (James Adomian) is still stuck in the claw machine from his appearance last night.
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  • @toddboughn5168
    @toddboughn5168 Жыл бұрын

    They can't believe it's February? Leap years will make their heads explode.

  • @jodyfulford8215

    @jodyfulford8215

    Жыл бұрын

    For the past few decades they've made mine explode. Leap years are the year we have presidential elections.

  • @jahniedez6834
    @jahniedez6834 Жыл бұрын

    The Mike Lindell impersonator is SO GOOD!! I cant tell the difference sometimes

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 Жыл бұрын

    "Time flies when you're slowly suffocating" is definitely a t-shirt I want.

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul Жыл бұрын

    I give Mike props for coming and interviewing from the claw machine yesterday. Lol

  • @zoltore23
    @zoltore23 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the fact that Trump was once the President of the United States baffles me. He was, and still is, the laughing stock of the world!

  • @elizabethmillar1829

    @elizabethmillar1829

    Жыл бұрын

    I am not into President Trumps Personality, but the Administration as a whole making us energy independent and a net exporter? We would not be struggling as much nor would the world. I am an Independent, so, we need a new Administration that does the same and is sensitive to all peoples rights. My 2 cents.

  • @sheilawilliamson6327

    @sheilawilliamson6327

    Жыл бұрын

    May always be too🤣 Just think what someone will have to do, to be worst than tRump!!!😬

  • @carson5108

    @carson5108

    Жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile in the U.S. where "Trump is a laughing stock" we have a brain-dead president🤡🤣

  • @hazelanderson1479

    @hazelanderson1479

    Жыл бұрын

    And some folk want him back in the White House. They’re nuckin’ futs!

  • @TheRealBlueValhalla

    @TheRealBlueValhalla

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump Admin Sold Largest U.S. Oil Refinery to Saudi Arabia

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Жыл бұрын

    Wow, who knew February first follows the last day of January!? 🧐

  • @irandude1655

    @irandude1655

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Betis91

    @Betis91

    Жыл бұрын

    No duh, Democretin

  • @eimisavageofficial9196

    @eimisavageofficial9196

    Жыл бұрын

    R u drunk karen..can I help you

  • @toddboughn5168

    @toddboughn5168

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe it's not butter.

  • @rudymarquez1939

    @rudymarquez1939

    Жыл бұрын

    Sinclair media anchors didn’t know. 🤦🏼

  • @DenisKeenan
    @DenisKeenan Жыл бұрын

    The MyPillow Guy impressionist is brilliant.

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын

    How can you not miss Betty White? R.I.P.

  • @jeangillespie1173

    @jeangillespie1173

    Жыл бұрын

    She was a rare gem, a truly beautiful inside & out. That includes Doris Day. Same brilliant talent, a generous & compassionate hero for animals!

  • @professorswaggamuffin7572
    @professorswaggamuffin7572 Жыл бұрын

    That guy who plays Mike Lindell is hilarious.

  • @tylerkochman1007

    @tylerkochman1007

    Жыл бұрын

    He did a great Bernie too. His Bernie and Anthony Atamanuik’s Trump had hilarious debates

  • @cleverusername9369

    @cleverusername9369

    Жыл бұрын

    James Adomian

  • @michaelccozens

    @michaelccozens

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cleverusername9369 He's so good, and he has a ton of other characters, too. He's often on shows on the Earwolf alt-comedy podcast network.

  • @randomrangoon5476
    @randomrangoon5476 Жыл бұрын

    So unbelievable that that one month begins after another ends 🤣

  • @senanshortt5521

    @senanshortt5521

    Жыл бұрын

    Same thing happened last year I’ve been told🙈

  • @randomrangoon5476

    @randomrangoon5476

    Жыл бұрын

    @@senanshortt5521 the audacity

  • @senanshortt5521

    @senanshortt5521

    Жыл бұрын

    @@randomrangoon5476 can you believe it🙀

  • @borano2031

    @borano2031

    Жыл бұрын

    You just wait a few weeks...... Rgr

  • @gloriaf6971
    @gloriaf6971 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy makes the best jokes about Trump.

  • @alialii1274

    @alialii1274

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump Best

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Жыл бұрын

    The funniest part of this monologue is Donald Trump pretending he could pass a bill.

  • @sheilawilliamson6327

    @sheilawilliamson6327

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think tRump could pass a convincing fart!🤣

  • @shadowqueen1701

    @shadowqueen1701

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sheilawilliamson6327 he talks out of his arse anyway.

  • @swampy6194

    @swampy6194

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sheilawilliamson6327 Lindsey does it on his behalf.

  • @shadowqueen1701

    @shadowqueen1701

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ukm37 bills from his wallet no doubt.

  • @amberturdcoloringbook1733

    @amberturdcoloringbook1733

    Жыл бұрын

    The only thing that trump can pass is gas 🐖💨

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif Жыл бұрын

    This Mike Lindell is so good, I don’t even recognize the difference between him and the real one.

  • @zombiebillcosby

    @zombiebillcosby

    Жыл бұрын

    The same guy does a better Bernie Sanders impression than Bernie himself.

  • @NightBazaar

    @NightBazaar

    Жыл бұрын

    Will the real Mike Pillow Man please stand up?

  • @rolandofgilead43

    @rolandofgilead43

    Жыл бұрын

    i know right at first i thought it was the real Mike Lindell cause he's so good

  • @stirlingfletcher7040

    @stirlingfletcher7040

    Жыл бұрын

    The difference is the fake one isn't STILL trying to overthrow a fair election.

  • @insane_troll

    @insane_troll

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NightBazaar But he can't, he's still stuck in the claw machine!

  • @joachimschoder
    @joachimschoder Жыл бұрын

    Every time Trump says "Nobody ever heard of this" it really means "I have never heard of that".

  • @frozenrose84

    @frozenrose84

    Жыл бұрын

    very true.

  • @om-qg7ju

    @om-qg7ju

    Жыл бұрын

    It's true though, there was no such thing as 'transgender' untill very recently

  • @railand

    @railand

    Жыл бұрын

    @@om-qg7ju Google transgender history, the first link will be Wikipedia.

  • @taochi100

    @taochi100

    Жыл бұрын

    @@om-qg7ju That's 100% not true

  • @johnstone7697

    @johnstone7697

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@om-qg7ju You truly embody the essence of Dunning Kruger.

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 Жыл бұрын

    Mar A Lardo must be upset DeSantis was out-MAGAing him on the trans issue.

  • @justmyopinion9959
    @justmyopinion9959 Жыл бұрын

    Really impressed by Santos. Can't imagine how he handles being a congressman while also training to defend his Boston marathon win, writing his acceptance speech for the Nobel prize, hosting SNL and starring in the sequel Showgirls 2

  • @krysmorrison3896

    @krysmorrison3896

    Жыл бұрын

    You forgot running for King

  • @jessicak2811

    @jessicak2811

    Жыл бұрын

    As well as being People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Live"!!!!!!

  • @MnemonicSyntax

    @MnemonicSyntax

    Жыл бұрын

    He's also currently coding Half Life 3. Single-handedly.

  • @pietrojenkins6901

    @pietrojenkins6901

    Жыл бұрын

    Now he's a Kenyan too?

  • @jackcherbourg2899

    @jackcherbourg2899

    Жыл бұрын

    He came up with "Cash me outside. How bout dat?"

  • @rickgiles3633
    @rickgiles3633 Жыл бұрын

    That guy playing Lindell deserves an Oscar. Or a Razzie. At any rate, he’s funny as hell.😊

  • @drphot6050

    @drphot6050

    Жыл бұрын

    Stop skipping the Emmy's and Tony's lol

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 Жыл бұрын

    The sad part of the humor is there is so much truth to how he is demonstrably imitating a lot of some of the Trump followers☹️

  • @slylockdefox246
    @slylockdefox246 Жыл бұрын

    Mike Lindel sounds crazier than the fake Mike Lindel 😂

  • @kathleenaustin327

    @kathleenaustin327

    Жыл бұрын

    He's a good fake !! Could be his twin!

  • @Mandeepsays

    @Mandeepsays

    Жыл бұрын

    😅👍

  • @adb888

    @adb888

    Жыл бұрын

    Crack is a helluva drug...

  • @timcrawford8744

    @timcrawford8744

    Жыл бұрын

    His is crazier!

  • @czechmate784

    @czechmate784

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't you think Liddell would have at least one good friend who would stop him and say" Mike, enough"?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    Mike Pillow in the Claw Machine is one of the funniest, entertaining and enjoyable things I’ve seen. It is now a classic!

  • @LauraCourtneyette

    @LauraCourtneyette

    Жыл бұрын

    You know SNL is gonna have to parody it 😂

  • @sms7505

    @sms7505

    Жыл бұрын

    Pillow's greatest hit.

  • @swaslaukinonome

    @swaslaukinonome

    Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy kinda withered in that bit tbh. I can understand the sheer disbelief at the absurdity of the thing, but he didn't really make any jokes worth a dang the whole time. Should be a sequel with a real size crane and better jokes imo. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Celestial_Reach

    @Celestial_Reach

    Жыл бұрын

    @@swaslaukinonome I think that because Jimmy isnt a bad guy, and honestly, while i dont believe people like Mr. Lindel should have anything to do with out political institutions in any way, the bit left a bad after taste. You know who else makes funny of those with mental health issues of one kind or another? Maga supporters. did that compairison upset anyone else? Cause as soon as I thought of it, it pissed me off. And when something makes me angry, i tend to ask myself why. And in the end, Im kinda sad jimmy didnt begin his show today with an apology to Mr. Lindel. because.... in the end, I dont believe this is comedy. That passed the line into bullying the kid who had learning disabilities in the name of "oh we are just having fun." In the end, Mike handled that entire situation with far more grace then most of us did laughing about it. And to anyone who wants to say that Lindel cant have disabilities because he is a good business man, one of the richest men on the planet during the last several years has openly talked about growing up with Aspergers. I live with a guy with that, and it makes it impossible for him to understand social ques and jokes, And he can never tell when someone is joking or just being crule. And so when people are being cruel, he just keeps going. Thats exactly what i saw last night. We have to act better then this. And I dont think Jimmy went into this thinking it would even happen. once it did, how could he say no even had he made the connection. I probably would have caved to the pressure from all around. Today though.... I could see it in his face. I think he is having second thoughts too. sorry.... been on my mind. I dont wanna act like those who live for power and control, and who get a kick out of hurting people.

  • @theverhohnepeople8934

    @theverhohnepeople8934

    Жыл бұрын

    I hear you. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos2422 Жыл бұрын

    I'm impressed that Jimmy Kimmel managed to talk Mike Lindell into being on his show two nights in a row!

  • @kellykerr5225

    @kellykerr5225

    Жыл бұрын

    He didn’t talk him into it. He’s been begging to come on the show. So this was the only way he would let him on the show. He didn’t figure he would except that because most adults wouldn’t. He loves attention and he’s entertaining

  • @victoriadelaney1123

    @victoriadelaney1123

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel like he’s show up to the opening of an envelope…

  • @pietrojenkins6901

    @pietrojenkins6901

    Жыл бұрын

    When does he run his pillow empire ?

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kellykerr5225 I think you missed something and took what I said at face value. Either that or the two Lindells really can't be told apart. 😉

  • @badeugenecops4741

    @badeugenecops4741

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kingjamos2422 In general, most people really don't pay attention.

  • @DiscoDashco
    @DiscoDashco Жыл бұрын

    Mike Lindell skit was comedy gold on a MadTV level.

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Жыл бұрын

    The only thing more embarrassing than DT having been President, is …..well nothing.

  • @malovina

    @malovina

    Жыл бұрын

    Gotta open up your perspective to international politics, the world is much bigger. ;)

  • @taintright7039

    @taintright7039

    Жыл бұрын

    Your mom not choosing the other option?

  • @brycespencer6732

    @brycespencer6732

    Жыл бұрын

    *Biden Administration has entered the chat.*

  • @lashinka2574

    @lashinka2574

    Жыл бұрын

    The fact that he might do a second round. That's embarrassing af!

  • @jefe2098

    @jefe2098

    Жыл бұрын

    Obama was the worst biden has him beat go back to the world of make believe Mr Rodgers M

  • @tomso9246
    @tomso9246 Жыл бұрын

    AND why are they NOT searching ALLLLLL of Trump's properties ?????????????

  • @user-zk1tb1yx2e

    @user-zk1tb1yx2e

    Жыл бұрын

    Too busy smoking crack with Hunter. Duh.

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    They just now got around to searching Biden's beach house my God if you had anything don't you think he got rid of it by now. Maybe that was the whole idea

  • @Betis91

    @Betis91

    Жыл бұрын

    Cause he ain't guilty of anything and Joke Bidumb is 🤣🤣🤦🏻 DEMOCRETIN TEARS ARE SUPER DELICIOUS 😋

  • @andyvigue
    @andyvigue Жыл бұрын

    I want to see the reaction of the four people who voted for Mike Lindell after they watched him be interviewed in the inside of a claw machine

  • @jodyfulford8215

    @jodyfulford8215

    Жыл бұрын

    I was hoping someone would nominate him for speaker of the house. I think he would have had a pretty good chance. They should keep him in mind in case McCarthy doesn't work out.

  • @stevennieto9898

    @stevennieto9898

    Жыл бұрын

    Bad publicity is good publicity, or so they say.

  • @shaunblock9392

    @shaunblock9392

    Жыл бұрын

    It doesn’t matter they all have the same mentality

  • @shaunblock9392

    @shaunblock9392

    Жыл бұрын

    Sad part about a narcissist is they don’t mind being humiliated the more the marry!!!!!!!

  • @autumnleaves8553

    @autumnleaves8553

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @mizztab3677
    @mizztab3677 Жыл бұрын

    In 1975 the TV show Medical Center starring Chad Everett had a two part storyline about gender reassignment surgery. The patient was played by the dad from the Brady Bunch. Saw this as a kid and considering the time period it was told better than you might think.

  • @jimuicker4731

    @jimuicker4731

    Жыл бұрын

    I was a kid in the '70s, and the idea of gender reassignment surgery was a popular topic among kids in my neighborhood. As I was told by other 8 year olds, some people feel like they were born in the wrong body, and they can go to Mexico to get it fixed. 50 years later, the medicine has presumably advanced, but the story still checks out.

  • @glnnchrstphr9717

    @glnnchrstphr9717

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember that show! I always liked the other show, "Emergency" even more.

  • @karasene2091

    @karasene2091

    Жыл бұрын

    The 1st large n*zi book burning was at the Berlin Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, which was researching gender and sexual identities, and performed some of the first GRS procedures. A trans woman was also murdered that night. We've always been here

  • @tvviewer4500

    @tvviewer4500

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jimuicker4731 no kids were talking about gender reassignment surgery in the 1970s

  • @jimuicker4731

    @jimuicker4731

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tvviewer4500 We called it a "sex change operation" back then.

  • @baileyhallfilms
    @baileyhallfilms Жыл бұрын

    thanks Jimmy for covering Trump's trans phobic and inflammatory comments.

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 Жыл бұрын

    *Richard Nixon: I'm Not a Crook* *Donald J Trump: "I'm Taking 5th , Because I'm a Crook*

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    Why would Trump give anything to these Trump haters, don't you think he's just about had enough of this crap

  • @karltodd7313

    @karltodd7313

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danmcgriff1421 trump said himself your a crook if you claim the 5th. .

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    @@karltodd7313 well Biden said he wouldn't raise your taxes. Joe Biden said he didn't know anything about his family's business dealings Do you want to go on the internet and talk about that? Or do you just say bad things about Trump just another one of those guys

  • @johnO21

    @johnO21

    Жыл бұрын

    @@karltodd7313 .. many recordings with many witnesses that trump said such things Pleading the Fifth make u look guilty..

  • @myranda4ever

    @myranda4ever

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danmcgriff1421 you want to talk taxes? Who paid more tax to China than US?

  • @beng557
    @beng557 Жыл бұрын

    A crackhead in a claw machine is the best thing about 2023.

  • @publicuser2534

    @publicuser2534

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve met more white crackheads then black ones. Happy black history month lol 😂

  • @jedwing

    @jedwing

    Жыл бұрын

    That's a great book title.

  • @mikepriverguy
    @mikepriverguy Жыл бұрын

    George Santos as a super model. I spit out my coffee.

  • @HeavyChevy
    @HeavyChevy Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy should have a daily segment of Mike in the claw machine. 😂 👏🏼

  • @ChrisVallance

    @ChrisVallance

    Жыл бұрын

    It seems sad though, cuz he does seem mentally challenged…

  • @francotassone4929
    @francotassone4929 Жыл бұрын

    The orange clown face is how BBQ face

  • @aileenburke4667
    @aileenburke4667 Жыл бұрын

    In the news anchors’ defense, January felt like it had about 1001 days.

  • @meganega123

    @meganega123

    Жыл бұрын

    That doesn't make any sense

  • @sassyg9133

    @sassyg9133

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣👻

  • @elirien4264

    @elirien4264

    Жыл бұрын

    January always feels like it will never end. March too.

  • @LordFarm
    @LordFarm Жыл бұрын

    I can't imagine February 1st coming again next year, that would be crazy 🤪

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 Жыл бұрын

    George Santos is a national hero for being the first American to go to space. George Santos is a hero of humanity for being the first human to step on Mars. So inspirational.

  • @jasonross6727

    @jasonross6727

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't forget his trips to Venus and Saturn, at the same time!

  • @veronicagonzalez9947
    @veronicagonzalez9947 Жыл бұрын

    The weather reporters are mindless clones

  • @rcpilot179

    @rcpilot179

    Жыл бұрын

    Sinclair media

  • @HeadNtheClouds

    @HeadNtheClouds

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe it?

  • @baberRuth

    @baberRuth

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rcpilot179 that's over 250+M heads

  • @rcpilot179

    @rcpilot179

    Жыл бұрын

    @smoked halibut I agree.. that was a crazy video going around back in the day, watching 100 reporters saying the exact same words, coast to coast.

  • @stevennieto9898

    @stevennieto9898

    Жыл бұрын

    They don't do anything.

  • @Roruqu24
    @Roruqu24 Жыл бұрын

    I’m shocked the little girl has been playing that game next to lindel since yesterday!😂😂

  • @ChaswellQuint

    @ChaswellQuint

    Жыл бұрын

    she sucks at Golden Axe

  • @dceplay

    @dceplay

    Жыл бұрын

    Except that yesterday it was a completely different girl.....

  • @foxyboiiyt3332

    @foxyboiiyt3332

    Жыл бұрын

    And now she is a Qanon follower and 9/11 truther

  • @KGershkoff

    @KGershkoff

    Жыл бұрын

    If you look at the screen of the game she's playing, that's an actual game, Golden Axe.!

  • @peteraloisio6842
    @peteraloisio6842 Жыл бұрын

    I know that I'm supposed to be laughing at the My Shitty Pillow Guy in the claw machine (crane game), but I'm too busy geeking out over the girl to the left of him playing Golden Axe

  • @karlhungus545
    @karlhungus545 Жыл бұрын

    The Mike Lindell impersonator is just brilliant 😂🤣

  • @karlaallen2971
    @karlaallen2971 Жыл бұрын

    Oh brother, I have huge concerns for ourRepublic. Thank you the Repubnuts and the Orange Dumpster. If they have their way we will soon be ruled by something resembling the Taliban.

  • @mikewarker4445
    @mikewarker4445 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta give it up for Mike pillow. He’s more than a bit delusional but was a good sport, especially when his evil twin appeared. When Guiermo retires to his tequila farm Mike p is your new side kick

  • @lydias2012

    @lydias2012

    Жыл бұрын

    I have to say, I thought MyPillow should leave politics and become a comedian. I mean really I thought that.

  • @mikewarker4445

    @mikewarker4445

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lydias2012 Sadly he’s going to go down with the trump Titanic. Don’t know how someone smart enough to create a worldwide successful co could be so gullible. I think Jimmy likes him and would love to snap him out of this stupid funk he’s in

  • @GPGOLDENTEE

    @GPGOLDENTEE

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing. If he wasn't batshit crazy he would he a cool guy to be friends with. &as of the day before seeing that interview I wished he would just vanish.

  • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

    @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mikewarker4445 jimmy is the only human that has cared for mike p And not tried to rip off his money. deep down mike perceives that.

  • @mikewarker4445

    @mikewarker4445

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Jimmys the best, followed closely by Stephen C and Jimmy F

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie Жыл бұрын

    Well Hello Jimmy and writers! Keep voting blue America. 💙

  • @deloresosborne2818

    @deloresosborne2818

    Жыл бұрын

    💙🗽🇺🇲

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Жыл бұрын

    As Miss Universe, surely becoming a model is a backward step for George.

  • @peterbateman8018
    @peterbateman8018 Жыл бұрын

    I have never thought kindly of Mike Lindell, but I appreciate a fellow who is prepared to be laughed at. Both Jimmy and Mike are bigger men for their quasi friendship. 👍🏻

  • @expiredlettuce5733

    @expiredlettuce5733

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly. At the end of the day this is comedy nobody's exempt. If only these emotional right wingers in the comments would learn to laugh. That right wing media ruined everything for them. That's why fox news has such high ratings, that's all they watch!

  • @patriciabeck7293

    @patriciabeck7293

    Жыл бұрын

    Did you know that Mike the pillow guy only received 4 Votes for the Republican GOP?

  • @janeeyre1990

    @janeeyre1990

    Жыл бұрын

    Messy and destructive people can be really fun. If you have ever known an active cocaine/crack addict, you will notice that they are either extremely charismatic and fun or that they are being awful to other people (taking their anger out on them, stealing from them, etc.). Lindell may not be actively using anymore, but he has replaced his drug addiction with a conspiracy addiction. He is fun and funny as he destroys himself and tries to destroy democracy.

  • @mr.lamont1420

    @mr.lamont1420

    Жыл бұрын

    Cheap pillow doesn't care where publicity comes from; long as he doesn't have to pay.

  • @annmarieholland4242

    @annmarieholland4242

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree!! That was a great bit!! Takes a tough guy to agree to put himself in a comedy bit that is that silly!!!

  • @JustAGirlWhoLovesCats
    @JustAGirlWhoLovesCats Жыл бұрын

    Kimmel is one of the only things that keeps me sane in today's world.

  • @BarbaraMatteau

    @BarbaraMatteau

    Жыл бұрын

    Truth

  • @HeadNtheClouds

    @HeadNtheClouds

    Жыл бұрын

    This is how I get all my news without getting depressed 😃

  • @Betis91

    @Betis91

    Жыл бұрын

    Says so the Chinese bot 🤦🏻

  • @Betis91

    @Betis91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BarbaraMatteau Take your meds

  • @tomdenney9963
    @tomdenney9963 Жыл бұрын

    The actor who does the pillow guy is hilarious man. 😂

  • @user-ou4ho3qk7m
    @user-ou4ho3qk7m Жыл бұрын

    FUN FACT 014: NY (R) George Santos told me while at a BBQ at Alexander Fleming's house he topped his hamburger with a unique combination of condiments and discovered penicillin.

  • @marcob6880

    @marcob6880

    Жыл бұрын

    I heard he furiously makes his own condiments which are now a best seller in Texas.

  • @expiredlettuce5733

    @expiredlettuce5733

    Жыл бұрын

    When he heard how bad the drought was in California he saw all the dried up vegetation and couldn't help but to shed a tear... that ended the drought

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy's Mike Lindell is better than the original 😂

  • @AlejandroMusic103
    @AlejandroMusic103 Жыл бұрын

    Geez with all these reporters asking if I can believe it, I don’t think I can believe it anymore💀

  • @petercoo9177

    @petercoo9177

    Жыл бұрын

    What I can't believe, is that not one single one of them know how to pronounce "February".

  • @AlejandroMusic103

    @AlejandroMusic103

    Жыл бұрын

    @@petercoo9177 💀💀 didn’t realize that quite the oof

  • @BillysWild
    @BillysWild Жыл бұрын

    That skit just gets better and better!

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 Жыл бұрын

    Boy after listening to that it's quite obvious that the great orange diaper boy has gone absolutely and totally psycho. By the way did you know that the Giant Donald diaper balloon is in a London Museum? What a wonderful Legacy Donald

  • @tomkelly2826
    @tomkelly2826 Жыл бұрын

    "February 1st -- can you believe it?" If only we had a paper document that hung on the wall, reminding us of what day it is and which dates are coming up!!!

  • @threetreasures7698

    @threetreasures7698

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    Жыл бұрын

    What's paper? Can I download that?

  • @peterm4475

    @peterm4475

    Жыл бұрын

    Neil Sadaka had a song about that.

  • @sketchbabu

    @sketchbabu

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kingjamos2422 🤣😂

  • @sketchbabu

    @sketchbabu

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @davenc8527
    @davenc8527 Жыл бұрын

    I am shocked that Donald Trump still walks on this Earth.

  • @elizabethmillar1829

    @elizabethmillar1829

    Жыл бұрын

    He stopped us being obliterated by nukes, just as President Obama told him when he entered office? " My biggest concern is North Korea". At least he chilled that out. I am an Independent, but world affairs are far more complicated than a night time comedy show designed to entertain the dumbed down masses. Best. e

  • @mikekirk1513

    @mikekirk1513

    Жыл бұрын

    DJT will never go away till the day he dies.

  • @TheRealBlueValhalla

    @TheRealBlueValhalla

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mikekirk1513 Putin will tire of him and escort him out window of tall building.

  • @swampy6194

    @swampy6194

    Жыл бұрын

    IKR..I've heard sheet splatters.

  • @HeadNtheClouds

    @HeadNtheClouds

    Жыл бұрын

    He is the virus

  • @dviolinman
    @dviolinman Жыл бұрын

    if the news casters can't believe what the date is then how can we believe anything they say!

  • @slvsfr
    @slvsfr Жыл бұрын

    "A concept that was never heard of". Yeah they didn't know about Cheetos or could imagine electing a thing that looked, and acted, like a Cheeto turd.

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Жыл бұрын

    Sumerian and Akkadian texts from 4,500 years ago document priests known as gala who may have been transgender. Likely depictions occur in art around the Mediterranean from 9,000 to 3,700 years ago. In Ancient Greece, Phrygia, and Rome, there were galli priests that some scholars believe to have been trans women. And if that's not enough for Trump and his cult. Michael Dillon, transgender, born in 1915.

  • @BlairTindall86

    @BlairTindall86

    Жыл бұрын

    LGBTQ+ people have always existed in cultures around the world since the beginning of human history. And yet Trump seriously expects us to believe that they are simply an invention of the Democrats.

  • @nancychandler3673

    @nancychandler3673

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump is clueless. Babies are absolutely born transgender. This occurs when the SRY chromosome attaches to the XX gene

  • @user-zk1tb1yx2e

    @user-zk1tb1yx2e

    Жыл бұрын

    You're right, I guess we should keep chopping up and medicating pre-teens. Thanks for your historical insight! More pills and surgeries ahoy! Woohoo!! Chop 'em up!!!!

  • @aubrey1633

    @aubrey1633

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-zk1tb1yx2e wtf are you talking about. Kids can't have surgeries. Or be on hormones. You sound like a f'n moron 🤣. You must be part of Cult 45. They are our country's village idiots. You have to be over 18 and have a mental health care provider to recommend it after treatment. Republicans will seriously believe anything even though it's really easy to look laws up.

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-zk1tb1yx2e Neither of those things have been happening, in this context. What on earth do you consider a credible source of information?

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat Жыл бұрын

    You would think February 1st is the single most unbelievable day in history! 😹

  • @t3xasfan4life80
    @t3xasfan4life80 Жыл бұрын

    Burger Kings and Dairy Queens 😂😂😂😂

  • @OnceUponaPoet
    @OnceUponaPoet Жыл бұрын

    Lmao. I was driving today and pulled up behind a truck that's license plate read SANTO. I wonder if they're related to Santos. 🤣

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe I was Feb 1st?

  • @poorthing

    @poorthing

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe I do not care its February 1st

  • @stanbyme7874

    @stanbyme7874

    Жыл бұрын

    When?!

  • @ronaldblackburn8947

    @ronaldblackburn8947

    Жыл бұрын

    It is now 5:05 am in the morning here..does that mean it is now Feb.2nd?

  • @LuckyLu602
    @LuckyLu602 Жыл бұрын

    George Santos won “Song of the Year” tonight at the Grammy Awards, beating out not only

  • @doricetimko332
    @doricetimko332 Жыл бұрын

    I just love these YTsegments, Jimmy! Thank you

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to see this Mike Lindell impersonator in SNL!

  • @amgguy4319
    @amgguy4319 Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe that . . . I swear I thought it was January 32, but no, it is actually February 1st. I just can't believe it.

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas Жыл бұрын

    Who cares that it's February first! The day we are dreading is February 14th; Damn It!; Some of us recently survived December 25th. But, today's economy has encouraged all local merchants to price gauge across this country and take advantage of the situation.

  • @fistbumpbros
    @fistbumpbros Жыл бұрын

    I like how the little girl is just tapping the buttons on the Arcade machine while the game clearly shows the demo mode of Golden Axe.

  • @jasonross6727

    @jasonross6727

    Жыл бұрын

    She barely even touches the joystick! It's like she never played a game before! Props to classic Golden Axe, tho.

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original Жыл бұрын

    for the record, gender variance has been recorded throughout human history.

  • @user-zk1tb1yx2e

    @user-zk1tb1yx2e

    Жыл бұрын

    Better chop up little kids and feed them pills then, I guess. That's what you're advocating. That's what you condone. That's what you love.

  • @MrStaybrown
    @MrStaybrown Жыл бұрын

    Trump isn't coloring his frizzy old man hair gold anymore..he isn't spraying orange on his face anymore, it's now brown. He's definitely getting crazier.

  • @mickeydecurious

    @mickeydecurious

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe with all the lawsuits Trump can't afford his favorite concealer 🎃desperation🤷

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    Mister stay Brown making fun of a multi-billionaire ex president of the United States look at you

  • @alialii1274

    @alialii1274

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump Best

  • @Byzantina1204

    @Byzantina1204

    Жыл бұрын

    @Can Mcgriff making fun of a failed reality TV personality and election loser. There, fixed it for ya.

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, awesome monologue.....Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • @armin88213
    @armin88213 Жыл бұрын

    "Annie from Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal" - Hahahahahaha I haven't laughed this much in while!

  • @Kyloki87
    @Kyloki87 Жыл бұрын

    The "catch me outside" girl got memed so hard. Bring that back please.

  • @stanleyhape8427

    @stanleyhape8427

    Жыл бұрын

    How bout dat

  • @gregorchard7881
    @gregorchard7881 Жыл бұрын

    Perhaps Phil will actually go and get Phd after this....🤣🤣🤣

  • @rhondah1587

    @rhondah1587

    Жыл бұрын

    I never watched his show but I now see why it was my late mother's favorite show. She was as nuts as those people he had on his show. Still loved her though.

  • @marcob6880

    @marcob6880

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump will just make one up in his mind for him and Oprah will have a 1 hour special to present it to him with special guest star George Santos singing his Tony Award winning song "Stupid in the fall, dumber in the spring!" from his smash Broadway hit "Murica, can you believe it!" Soon to be a major motion picture.

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 Жыл бұрын

    This is just an example of how so many stations read the same script verbatim.

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Жыл бұрын

    it's still so weird to me that february 1st appears so suddenly once january is done.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    Can you believe it’s February 1st? The last time it happened was 12 months ago!

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea that’s weird! It always seems to take a year?

  • @joelstephenson

    @joelstephenson

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a once in a year celebration

  • @jamesdaniels3699
    @jamesdaniels3699 Жыл бұрын

    I thought it was July

  • @ronaldblackburn8947

    @ronaldblackburn8947

    Жыл бұрын

    :(

  • @maapat1431
    @maapat1431 Жыл бұрын

    The dodo birds are like the trump of birds ...ooo jimmy u funny 😂🤣🤣😆😆

  • @shabbydooforever
    @shabbydooforever Жыл бұрын

    Irony is.....he's saying all the right things just like last time...to rile up the evangelical base with their beliefs...and he knows they will fall for it.

  • @Acallforanuprising524
    @Acallforanuprising524 Жыл бұрын

    I’m a fan from florida I love the jokes about trump 🥹🥹

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    Well then you're watching the right show that's half of his act every night night after night after night

  • @simon-515

    @simon-515

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danmcgriff1421 when you have so much content to go after...why not?

  • @vrvaughn
    @vrvaughn Жыл бұрын

    At this point Don the Con has become a walking talking Onion article

  • @danmcgriff1421

    @danmcgriff1421

    Жыл бұрын

    Does anyone else know what that means? Or am I the only idiot

  • @ronaldblackburn8947

    @ronaldblackburn8947

    Жыл бұрын

    The Onion is a satire newspaper.."Black man seen going from city to city asking for change... sometimes blabering on some non sensible things about health care" Pre- Obama Onion headline

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Жыл бұрын

    They literally had an episode of American Dad where the FBI had a cloning machine and had used it to resurrect a dodo.

  • @randyfreeman2609
    @randyfreeman2609 Жыл бұрын

    It's almost like the media is all told what to say by one particular group. So strange

  • @megansmith584
    @megansmith584 Жыл бұрын

    Wonder if Kaitlyns still onboard the MAGA train?😂

  • @stanleyhape8427

    @stanleyhape8427

    Жыл бұрын

    Of course

  • @Weldan12
    @Weldan12 Жыл бұрын

    Matt Damon

  • @lindablue7494
    @lindablue7494 Жыл бұрын

    Lindell in a claw game is priceless.

  • @shewolf2584
    @shewolf2584 Жыл бұрын

    Dump is clueless when it comes to world history! 🤣

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 Жыл бұрын

    Wonder if Bruce Jenner is still a Trump supporter after those statements.

  • @stanleyhape8427

    @stanleyhape8427

    Жыл бұрын

    Of course

  • @Lynn.Panadero4242
    @Lynn.Panadero4242 Жыл бұрын

    I can believe it’s February 1st. For the last 54 times that I have gone to bed on January 31st, I’ve woken up on February 1st. I didn’t expect it to be different the 55th time.

  • @Lynn.Panadero4242

    @Lynn.Panadero4242

    Жыл бұрын

    Chances are very likely that tomorrow will be February 2nd.

  • @susandickerso7675

    @susandickerso7675

    Жыл бұрын

    So glad you woke up!

  • @Lynn.Panadero4242

    @Lynn.Panadero4242

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too Susan. I hope to do it again next year.

  • @JohnClark-tt2bl
    @JohnClark-tt2bl Жыл бұрын

    I think Lindell should voice the swedish chef. Bork bork bork.....🤣

  • @thomashill1966
    @thomashill1966 Жыл бұрын

    The Lindell character should be Jimmy's Ed McMahon!! 😂🤣

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    Those stuffed toys are more comfortable than MyPillow.

  • @rhondaguerrero2869
    @rhondaguerrero2869 Жыл бұрын

    He is so uneducated!! This has been going on in all of history

  • @rhondaguerrero2869

    @rhondaguerrero2869

    Жыл бұрын

    I talking about TRUMP - not Jimmy

  • @ronaldblackburn8947

    @ronaldblackburn8947

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes of course...Why do you think the French and British aristocraticy wore all of those wigs, powder, stockings, flowery clothing..why would they want to look like and out do women?

  • @Jamzocd
    @Jamzocd Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy should invite Kari Lake to be interviewed inside the claw machine!

  • @MsWarriordiva

    @MsWarriordiva

    Жыл бұрын

    Except she is humorless. At least Mike Lindell had a sense of humor about the whole thing. Kari would just whine like trump.

  • @jacquesrock7102

    @jacquesrock7102

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh yes, that would be interesting. Please ask Kari for an interview, please Mr Kimmel. Thanks

  • @Jamzocd

    @Jamzocd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MsWarriordiva I’d love seeing one of those kids come up a give her the “Claw”! Lol

  • @borano2031

    @borano2031

    Жыл бұрын

    The machine would tilt, all by itself... Rgr

  • @pamelacass9642

    @pamelacass9642

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah. Drop her over in North Korea after telling her she's the new ambassador to South Korea. Hilarity ensues.

  • @saxpert
    @saxpert Жыл бұрын

    The girl at the left side has absolutely no idea how this arcade machine works.... so true.

  • @suzannediaz8884
    @suzannediaz8884 Жыл бұрын

    Tootsie part 2...sootsie....santootsie ....LOL....tootsie does Brazil.....LOL

  • @michaeld4861
    @michaeld4861 Жыл бұрын

    I like how the game on the left of the claw machine says "... don't use drugs" at one point.

  • @jeannefoster5594
    @jeannefoster5594 Жыл бұрын

    Heeey! No dissin’ on the dodo bird! They can’t help tasting good. We ate ‘em into extinction.

  • @ritawarde5518
    @ritawarde5518 Жыл бұрын

    I can’t get enough of that my pillow guy !!! 😅

  • @dorothycollins2431
    @dorothycollins2431 Жыл бұрын

    The Donald Trump of birds. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aileenburke4667
    @aileenburke4667 Жыл бұрын

    Magazongas! 😂😂😂

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