Monologue: Panic Is the Word | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Bill discusses the growing anxiety at the White House over the Russia investigation and President Trump's bizarre cabinet meeting in his Real Time monologue.
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  • @knives1246
    @knives12467 жыл бұрын

    that Cabinet Meeting...was just so disturbing to watch.

  • @DivineFalcon

    @DivineFalcon

    7 жыл бұрын

    It definitively gave off dictatorship vibes. All they missed was the chanting of "All hail the Glorious Leader!"

  • @stormwatcher59

    @stormwatcher59

    7 жыл бұрын

    Can you guys imagine being in a position where you have to kiss trump's ass for the whole world to see... WTF??!

  • @eliotmccann2589
    @eliotmccann25897 жыл бұрын

    "This is like Watergate if Deep Throat WAS Nixon". Brilliant!

  • @sorsocksfake

    @sorsocksfake

    7 жыл бұрын

    Aye. "Trump is such a terrible president, he doesn't even try to hide his flaws". So brilliant that I suspect most of the comment section didn't even get it ;). That's Trump for ya... I swear the guy just keeps making whatever laws Dems say they want, just to give the world as laugh at the inevitable reactions from both parties :P. Not going to wars? Good idea. Caring for workers? Sure, get some jobs back. LGBTQWTFBBQSAUCE? Hey, let's get the RNC to give them a big applause. Bathroom thingy? Just say Reps should stop making a fuss. You can't make this shit up xD.

  • @TheWoodliff
    @TheWoodliff7 жыл бұрын

    Mueller's announcement that he is investigating Trump is the best birthday gift ever!

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman7 жыл бұрын

    "Then they all took turns around the table, verbally fellating their dear leader" You made my day, Bill.

  • @asliuf
    @asliuf7 жыл бұрын

    Bill Maher is effing brutal, i love it

  • @Dragonfly33
    @Dragonfly337 жыл бұрын

    I've seen smarter cabinets at IKEA.

  • @faypetrou

    @faypetrou

    7 жыл бұрын

    LuceStulz That was hilarious! Still laughing.

  • @nate3274

    @nate3274

    7 жыл бұрын

    LuceStulz hahah favorite comment today

  • @PoeLemic

    @PoeLemic

    7 жыл бұрын

    Great comment, Luce. Yeah, I agree ...

  • @Funkestech

    @Funkestech

    7 жыл бұрын

    They sure don't leak.

  • @aaronbono4688

    @aaronbono4688

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marco Polo - Oh, are you getting all whiny? Are you upset your crybaby in chief is turning out to be a laughing stock of the world? Anyone who was paying attention last year saw this coming, it is just amazing how quickly he has dug such a deep hold to bury himself in. All we have to do is sit back and watch the show now, little Donnie will do all the work for us. Now, where's that popcorn?

  • @mendingwall3823
    @mendingwall38237 жыл бұрын

    Pardon me sir If I avert my gaze...😂

  • @launabanauna8958

    @launabanauna8958

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mending Wall "As you shine with the power of a million suns." 😂

  • @BostonRedSoxForever
    @BostonRedSoxForever7 жыл бұрын

    When I read or hear the name "Bill Maher", I'm automatically cheering up! Bill rules!

  • @melchiorvulpius8170
    @melchiorvulpius81707 жыл бұрын

    "This is like Watergate, if Deep Throat was Nixon!" Amen to that!!!

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered27 жыл бұрын

    When your lawyer needs a lawyer maybe you are guilty just saying

  • @the13thdoctor89

    @the13thdoctor89

    7 жыл бұрын

    DPowered Smith But does the lawyer's lawyer need a lawyer?

  • @DPowered2

    @DPowered2

    7 жыл бұрын

    but then who will be the lawyer's lawyer's lawyers?

  • @the13thdoctor89

    @the13thdoctor89

    7 жыл бұрын

    Somebody needs to do a Dr.Seuss parody: The Thousand Lawyers of Donald Trump.

  • @lupinearsenalALT
    @lupinearsenalALT7 жыл бұрын

    *Takes some popcorn and scrolls through comments*

  • @lukewienkes2931
    @lukewienkes29317 жыл бұрын

    Awesome monologue Bill!!

  • @jay2541
    @jay25417 жыл бұрын

    The trophy room...damn

  • @nurlindafsihotang49

    @nurlindafsihotang49

    7 жыл бұрын

    ey...you know why Trump marry her

  • @Funkestech

    @Funkestech

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nurlinda F Sihotang For her speech writting skills.

  • @R3tr0v1ru5

    @R3tr0v1ru5

    7 жыл бұрын

    And we know why she married him lol.

  • @nurlindafsihotang49

    @nurlindafsihotang49

    7 жыл бұрын

    Funke Motor dear ......lordy. ..XD

  • @stacey1dycus

    @stacey1dycus

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nurlinda F Sihotang me qmmmmkoosdksmmsmsjd2,damn.m.mmnkimmmkmkk

  • @toknow3491
    @toknow34917 жыл бұрын

    go bill go ... we need you .

  • @Elonfuckingmusk
    @Elonfuckingmusk7 жыл бұрын

    Obama could beat Trump in an election in his sleep while being stoned. At least Obama earned our respect and didn't get disgraced by the whole country. Respect is earned.

  • @stonesovryn5718

    @stonesovryn5718

    7 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @berniebrowntoes8112

    @berniebrowntoes8112

    7 жыл бұрын

    I don't respect him. I think Barry is a cunt.

  • @nurlindafsihotang49

    @nurlindafsihotang49

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Bernie Browntoes ...awww, how your food stamp goin?

  • @killerreviewscom

    @killerreviewscom

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nurlinda F Sihotang lol

  • @nurlindafsihotang49

    @nurlindafsihotang49

    7 жыл бұрын

    gostate 2014 muslim kenyan. Now that is a troll trumptard/russian trademark.

  • @REBELLOGIC
    @REBELLOGIC7 жыл бұрын

    Today's politics have been and will be the craziest and one of the most interesting times to witness

  • @the13thdoctor89

    @the13thdoctor89

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ema Star Love you☺😍😍😍

  • @REBELLOGIC

    @REBELLOGIC

    7 жыл бұрын

    Galileo Figaro Magnifico 💛😘💛😘

  • @lordknight7482
    @lordknight74827 жыл бұрын

    I will bet any amount that trump will not last his full term?

  • @burger_kinghorn

    @burger_kinghorn

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lord Knight I'm hoping he doesn't get through his first year

  • @LVScooter1

    @LVScooter1

    7 жыл бұрын

    I bet he will. Trump has been chosen by God to save America. Trump prophecy Mark Taylor. Google it genius.

  • @3rdreichball525

    @3rdreichball525

    7 жыл бұрын

    LVScooter1 Scuffy yeah right. Thor would smash that ass if God was real. the real savior of humanity would bash mighty mjolnir against heaven's gates until they crumbled, and all the rallied, dead pissed off Vikings that want revenge would chase you Christians into oblivion. it's time someone seizes heaven from you tyrants once and for all.

  • @kingwindie

    @kingwindie

    7 жыл бұрын

    he will last eight terms,i'm willing to bet my entire monthly paycheck

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies

    @Horny_Fruit_Flies

    7 жыл бұрын

    I hope he does but rememer, not only did Bush serve full term, he was reelected. There is absolutely no saying if Trump'll last, so I'm not counting on it too much just to not be dissapointed.

  • @nicksketch7122
    @nicksketch71227 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Bill! Fucking hilarious😂 Trump is a joke

  • @GajanaNigade

    @GajanaNigade

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ziaur Rahman *joke of a country

  • @guynorth3136
    @guynorth31367 жыл бұрын

    Okay Bill, you got me; 4;00 am poop tweet, and having to as Putin to move over! You have got me threw this.

  • @herpmf
    @herpmf7 жыл бұрын

    "Not into Trump's room, into the trophy room" too savage 😂

  • @asbisi
    @asbisi7 жыл бұрын

    "4 am poop tweet." Priceless!

  • @yingchunzhang2926
    @yingchunzhang29267 жыл бұрын

    thank you for putting this up!

  • @natchnieni0
    @natchnieni07 жыл бұрын

    he's a bit of a schmuck, but when he's right, he's right.

  • @MelicaMirsafian
    @MelicaMirsafian7 жыл бұрын

    the way he talks... he makes everything hilarious

  • @barefoot6745
    @barefoot67457 жыл бұрын

    "Not in Trump's room, in the trophy room." LOL!

  • @albertricks4976
    @albertricks49767 жыл бұрын

    Right on every count/assessment, Bill! As usual.

  • @ericgonzales2879
    @ericgonzales28797 жыл бұрын

    GOOD SHIT BILL.ILL BE KEEPING UP . ILL BE WATCHING 👀

  • @proffd972
    @proffd9727 жыл бұрын

    If DJT is watching TV all day, who is running the country?

  • @silverybound

    @silverybound

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jared Kushner

  • @proffd972

    @proffd972

    7 жыл бұрын

    Queenie I just threw up in my mouth reading this...

  • @thesauceman8457

    @thesauceman8457

    7 жыл бұрын

    Putin

  • @jumpstart55million
    @jumpstart55million7 жыл бұрын

    Bill is the GOAT of political comedy.

  • @HarlotBug3
    @HarlotBug37 жыл бұрын

    That last zing. Yes!

  • @stephenkent9308
    @stephenkent93087 жыл бұрын

    episode 19 season 15 june 16th 2016 is probably the best episode and mort relevant one to date. good job Bill and all guests. you captured a real moment that changed my mind on the other side of the political road today.

  • @MatrixMedal2
    @MatrixMedal27 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for not having ads befoe the video, Bill. Wealthy Liberals not addicted to the profit motive are refreshing.

  • @erikaafernns
    @erikaafernns7 жыл бұрын

    that last line though😂😂

  • @RaveYoda
    @RaveYoda7 жыл бұрын

    On fire.... This was just hilarious as all get out!!

  • @janenorwood1614
    @janenorwood16147 жыл бұрын

    OMG... YOU ARE THE BEST BILL! HILARIOUS!

  • @Barzins1
    @Barzins17 жыл бұрын

    Awesomeness.

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT7 жыл бұрын

    That trophy room joke is one of the best he's made so far

  • @Shiva108
    @Shiva1087 жыл бұрын

    so Trump has time to watch tv and fume about this?

  • @matteen12
    @matteen127 жыл бұрын

    Trump = L. Ron Hubbard. brilliant analogy Bill.

  • @betsy1947
    @betsy19477 жыл бұрын

    OMG, this is SOOO FUNNY!! I love Bill!

  • @PeterChien138
    @PeterChien1387 жыл бұрын

    Poop tweet confirm it, LMAO. Now they all have SITP.

  • @lajudiajodona1212
    @lajudiajodona12127 жыл бұрын

    MAHER IS A GENIUS 🏆 🏆 🏆

  • @forrestl5597
    @forrestl55977 жыл бұрын

    "...Ivanka's dress falls off" lol

  • @jonathangilder
    @jonathangilder7 жыл бұрын

    This is brutal... hahaha...

  • @vincenttorcasso1937
    @vincenttorcasso19377 жыл бұрын

    Hey Bill...I enjoyed how you bent over for ice cube

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube7 жыл бұрын

    the ending being the cherry on top.

  • @ruirodtube
    @ruirodtube7 жыл бұрын

    At 4am Trump poop tweets and it smells like covfefe

  • @glaced7
    @glaced77 жыл бұрын

    Pardon me sir if I advert my gaze😂😂😂😂

  • @mnowland13
    @mnowland137 жыл бұрын

    Nice show tonight

  • @loissinger5253
    @loissinger52537 жыл бұрын

    totally LMFAO!!!!!

  • @hermanhelmich
    @hermanhelmich7 жыл бұрын

    Bill is the King of them all

  • @ruffreb
    @ruffreb7 жыл бұрын

    I may not always agree with u Bill, but you always crack me up!!

  • @guillermoosorio3753
    @guillermoosorio37537 жыл бұрын

    Bill, Aren't most of his cabinets CEOs, not necessarily politicians, who lean towards republican lines?

  • @dnguyenmis
    @dnguyenmis7 жыл бұрын

    You sir are funny. LOL

  • @andrewzanon71
    @andrewzanon717 жыл бұрын

    this is the best material he's had in weeks

  • @nittayasamile923
    @nittayasamile9237 жыл бұрын

    YES!!!

  • @ad2094
    @ad20947 жыл бұрын

    beautiful poetry 😂

  • @jsal999999
    @jsal9999997 жыл бұрын

    I love the "4 am Poop Tweet". NPR has a phrase for a group of Trump jokes, "The Trump Dump". Dan Quayle must love the fact that he is no longer the most disrespected and laughed at politician in history.

  • @wendymiller5779
    @wendymiller57797 жыл бұрын

    I too saw the cabinet meeting, thank God they did the ring kissing in private.

  • @ryanb9304
    @ryanb93047 жыл бұрын

    YES BILL MAHER!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @haydabo
    @haydabo7 жыл бұрын

    It's 2017 and this video maxes out at 720p

  • @stretch654
    @stretch6547 жыл бұрын

    It seems like the only cabinet members who have any self respect are Tillerson and Mattis.

  • @seafoxx777
    @seafoxx7777 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, Maher is daddy as fuck. Happy Father's Day, Bill Maher.

  • @tedrosalula3006
    @tedrosalula30067 жыл бұрын

    we really love u Bill

  • @eniasojos2846
    @eniasojos28465 жыл бұрын

    4:00am poop tweet 😂😅 l love Bill Maher....

  • @tedberrett1493
    @tedberrett14937 жыл бұрын

    Hey Donnie, those footsteps you're hearing in the wee hours of the morning are, unhappily for you, G-Men, closing in on you and your grafter kids.

  • @santialtamirano8621
    @santialtamirano86213 жыл бұрын

    I love Bill

  • @robbartell8095
    @robbartell80957 жыл бұрын

    Not everyone loves Bill's humor!! But I for one need it!! I'm the Donald's age(45 years as a Republican) and I never thought in my lifetime I would see what is happening everyday in the White House!! If this continues Bill will have to give "the Donald" credit as "Executive Producer" of his show!!

  • @joedaddy4714
    @joedaddy47147 жыл бұрын

    I'm a southerner so I shop at whole foods for the grassfed steak. my truck gives me away and you people sneer at me

  • @nikosvlahos3663
    @nikosvlahos36637 жыл бұрын

    Bill, we want more people like you if we are to see a better world, satyre hits harder than any hammer.

  • @mizukohasumi8343
    @mizukohasumi83437 жыл бұрын

    Im going to have to watch I Claudius again, particularly the episode when Caligula decides he is Zeus. And Claudius saves himself, and probably every body else by flattering him

  • @jupitermarx
    @jupitermarx7 жыл бұрын

    I love you Bill, why can't you run things?

  • @darkknight1193
    @darkknight11937 жыл бұрын

    Now what the everybody said the panic's the word Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Panic's the word hahaha xD

  • @ThexBorg
    @ThexBorg7 жыл бұрын

    So cruel... I love it

  • @theAWESOMEK
    @theAWESOMEK7 жыл бұрын

    "Panic is the word" Can we do it at the disco

  • @dr.debajyotibose2928
    @dr.debajyotibose29286 жыл бұрын

    That Ivanka reference was savage !!

  • @loissinger5253
    @loissinger52537 жыл бұрын

    Ohhh Bill you need to have ole Donald on the panel!! Now that would be definetaly LMFAO;) YOURE GRRRRREAAAATTTTT!!!!

  • @arthurjackson6395
    @arthurjackson63957 жыл бұрын

    Lawyers always hire other lawyers... why is this funny?

  • @joel-vf5sd
    @joel-vf5sd7 жыл бұрын

    It is going to come down to what the definion of "is" is.

  • @yerout7168
    @yerout71686 жыл бұрын

    Embarrassing country we are now

  • @222yep
    @222yep7 жыл бұрын

    Louder with Crowder!!!!

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen25524 жыл бұрын

    "Trumps lawyer hired a lawyer". Jesus wept. What the hell is going on in the USA today?

  • @tarrynlea
    @tarrynlea7 жыл бұрын

    Tweets coming out of his wherever...

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby7 жыл бұрын

    "This is like Watergate if Deepthroat WAS Nixon." ~Bill Maher

  • @mohammedsabid2134
    @mohammedsabid21347 жыл бұрын

    poop tweet ..u nailed it !

  • @jsmeswagner6104
    @jsmeswagner61047 жыл бұрын

    he didn't have to fire comet..he is the head of the executive branch all he had to do is say stop, and it stops

  • @JAContes
    @JAContes7 жыл бұрын

    0:44 is that a Wallace Shawn impression?

  • @asuka_the_void_witch
    @asuka_the_void_witch7 жыл бұрын

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @thecharger98
    @thecharger987 жыл бұрын

    It's annoying how they post these out of order.

  • @MichaelBerthelsen
    @MichaelBerthelsen7 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was bird, bird, orange bird...

  • @albertricks4976
    @albertricks49767 жыл бұрын

    What else is a 71-year-old man gonna do but watch TV all day?

  • @bryantppierce
    @bryantppierce7 жыл бұрын

    And Wal-Mart is buying Bonobos???

  • @jameshudson7603
    @jameshudson76037 жыл бұрын

    I like this guy , he speaks the real truth

  • @fjlover7714
    @fjlover77147 жыл бұрын

    its people like this why your country is in turmoil

  • @shawandabrown3091
    @shawandabrown30917 жыл бұрын

    Black American who loves Maher ....don't nobody go after Trump like Maher....I love it

  • @nurlindafsihotang49
    @nurlindafsihotang497 жыл бұрын

    see USA, time to get that "expell the red coat" spirit back.

  • @TogetherEvery1AchievesMore
    @TogetherEvery1AchievesMore7 жыл бұрын

    #TogetherEvery1AchievesMore #TEAM

  • @slevingaius
    @slevingaius7 жыл бұрын

    dat thumbnail though

  • @cooperl617

    @cooperl617

    7 жыл бұрын

    Slevin Gaius it is my birthday!

  • @eval_is_evil
    @eval_is_evil7 жыл бұрын

    I'm a conservative from EU but this was hilarious.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen25524 жыл бұрын

    What person tweets at 3-55 in the morning? 🤪

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