Kanye Has a Thing for Hitler, Republicans Set Sights on Abortion Ban & the State of Our Democracy

Комедия

The Houston Astros evened up the World Series after four pitchers combined to throw the first no-hitter in a World Series since 1956, our guest/Phill native Rob McElhenney was paired with Miles Teller to catch the first pitch, a romantic moment happened at an Eagles game and we tracked the couple down, Netflix launched their new ad supported subscription plan, the artist formerly known as Kanye West has taken a big financial hit in the wake of his racist lunacy so fans have launched a GoFundMe page to make him a billionaire again, we’re learning more about Kanye’s fondness for Hitler, the midterm elections are on Tuesday and campaigns are pulling out all the stops, there is fear that if Republicans gain control of Congress they will almost certainly pass a nationwide ban on abortion, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @ruthdelvalle4759
    @ruthdelvalle4759 Жыл бұрын

    Blue Tsunami 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @jeffgudenkauf3773
    @jeffgudenkauf3773 Жыл бұрын

    "Artist formerly known as an artist" killed me.

  • @raslalique
    @raslalique Жыл бұрын

    That Birth Con Troll is genuinely scary

  • @jimm.6542

    @jimm.6542

    Жыл бұрын

    Sad thing is it’s not far from what right wingers actually want to do. 😱

  • @davespanksalot8413

    @davespanksalot8413

    Жыл бұрын

    Guaranteed someone had thought about it seriously...

  • @jimm.6542

    @jimm.6542

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davespanksalot8413 Some republicans have already talked about tracking menstrual cycles and travel outside a state. They didn’t think that skit up out of thin air. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @davespanksalot8413

    @davespanksalot8413

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jimm.6542 It's a worry when people think of those things unironically...

  • @sophierobinson2738

    @sophierobinson2738

    Жыл бұрын

    Back in the day, visiting foreigners (or immigrants) would marvel that passports weren’t necessary to cross state lines. MAGA takes over, passports will be mandatory.

  • @wildedgeknivesbytiagodemat3683
    @wildedgeknivesbytiagodemat3683 Жыл бұрын

    I wonder if "YE" knows that black people also burned in Hitler's pit?!

  • @usuk9316

    @usuk9316

    Жыл бұрын

    I was just going to say that. It wasn't just Jews. It was blacks gays etc. He's such a idiot.

  • @mlpfanboy1701

    @mlpfanboy1701

    Жыл бұрын

    Doubt it

  • @gregbors8364

    @gregbors8364

    Жыл бұрын

    People like Ye, Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro support a political movement that would toss them in ovens just as soon as they stopped being useful

  • @kallen868

    @kallen868

    Жыл бұрын

    He wouldn't care.

  • @wildedgeknivesbytiagodemat3683

    @wildedgeknivesbytiagodemat3683

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gregbors8364 I said exactly something in those lines to Candace yesterday on Twitter.

  • @solomonshv
    @solomonshv Жыл бұрын

    saw a bunch GQPers today claim that kimmel is a jew because he is making fun of kanye. in order to make their conspiracy theory seem real they just tell themselves that everyone they don't like is jewish.

  • @leadoucet1432

    @leadoucet1432

    Жыл бұрын

    Omg. That's like the qbrain saying President Biden worships the devil and something something babies. I was howling with laughter by then. Or Walker saying that he'd put up his resume beside Obama's any day. Can't make this up.

  • @user-wt2me2fe5t

    @user-wt2me2fe5t

    Жыл бұрын

    Lier.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe everyone they don't like is, but everyone who hates them is quite diverse.

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    Wtf is a GQPer

  • @tonyreilley2842

    @tonyreilley2842

    Жыл бұрын

    @@juliebraden6911 Members of the Grand Q Party.

  • @sawtooth808
    @sawtooth808 Жыл бұрын

    Nice to see Kanye’s nickname of Yedolf gaining traction.

  • @penguinista
    @penguinista Жыл бұрын

    "Barbie's my fertility vessel!" from Republi-Ken at 10:15 is epic.

  • @yanivazriel7556
    @yanivazriel7556 Жыл бұрын

    That joke about “the most exciting thing that can happen in baseball is nothing” is straight from the great George Carlin

  • @schimidg

    @schimidg

    Жыл бұрын

    George Carlin…wasn’t it Billy Crystal?

  • @stevereber3358

    @stevereber3358

    Жыл бұрын

    Baseball is about going HOME....

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын

    What Herschel Walker can offer to his state is story time about animals.

  • @billgabrielsonjr7259

    @billgabrielsonjr7259

    Жыл бұрын

    @ Space Force Commander With pictures, maybe even pop ups.

  • @penkast1605
    @penkast1605 Жыл бұрын

    Lord of the Rings fans are at Colbert show, Jimmy 😂, and I watch both of you. Love you! I survived T***p thanks to all of the late night show comedians.

  • @wonderrob3225

    @wonderrob3225

    Жыл бұрын

    we haven't survived "Mr too smart to pay his taxes" his Maga minions are still attacking our democracy just like ISIS and other terrorist organizations

  • @penkast1605

    @penkast1605

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wonderrob3225 I am lucky to live in Canada, but we start getting really sick when you guys sneeze…, so I mentally survived so far but not sure for how long…🤗

  • @kerrynicholls6683

    @kerrynicholls6683

    Жыл бұрын

    I survived Tip? Top, Tic? What?

  • @jenniferv618

    @jenniferv618

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kerrynicholls6683 🤣😂 I was trying to figure out the same thing!

  • @juliekay3662

    @juliekay3662

    Жыл бұрын

    I second that

  • @DougUnfunny
    @DougUnfunny Жыл бұрын

    Birth Con Troll was fire.

  • @GB-TX
    @GB-TX Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god please publish the elf on the shelf ad separately. I need to send it to every woman here in Texas stat!

  • @gilbertcanul9537
    @gilbertcanul9537 Жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't give Kanye the lint in my pocket.

  • @daverodgers779

    @daverodgers779

    Жыл бұрын

    Nor the lint from my navel!

  • @pamelacass9642

    @pamelacass9642

    Жыл бұрын

    Y'all got LINT?!?!?

  • @daverodgers779

    @daverodgers779

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pamelacass9642 yeh, just a little.

  • @daverodgers779

    @daverodgers779

    Жыл бұрын

    @@christophercannon1537 your generosity is only exceeded by your sarcasm, unless of course that was a genuine offer? Would you consider delivering it yourself?

  • @blazekush7

    @blazekush7

    Жыл бұрын

    I wouldn’t want it either. Anything that touched u

  • @steverichards1482
    @steverichards1482 Жыл бұрын

    You can keep kanye west busy for days by handing him an orange juice bottle that has the word 'concentrate' on it

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh my God! That was brilliant!

  • @stirlingfletcher7040

    @stirlingfletcher7040

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, it works on Herschel.

  • @realbadcorps

    @realbadcorps

    Жыл бұрын

    Now all we'd need is some sort of camp to contain him

  • @lynng4700

    @lynng4700

    Жыл бұрын

    You're funny 😁

  • @marvinmartin4692

    @marvinmartin4692

    Жыл бұрын

    I love that

  • @geeayy8748
    @geeayy8748 Жыл бұрын

    The only thing missing in the birth con-troll skit was "AVAILABLE AT WALGREENS" 😂😂😂

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 Жыл бұрын

    Trump and Kanye have a similar gofundme...

  • @RobinaB530

    @RobinaB530

    Жыл бұрын

    And world view--It's all about me.

  • @abdirahmanmohamed9159
    @abdirahmanmohamed9159 Жыл бұрын

    jimmy have taught me the english language 🙏 love from 🇸🇪

  • @ToadyWoods

    @ToadyWoods

    Жыл бұрын

    “Jimmy has taught me ~ “😊 (hope I helped). I love Sweden by the way. “Tallest man on earth” and “Daniel Norgren” and Jonas Jonasson are my favorite musicians and writers.

  • @ranestorypictures1738
    @ranestorypictures1738 Жыл бұрын

    Self loathing is real! Admiring those who think you're inferior is the definition of insanity.

  • @roni6215

    @roni6215

    Жыл бұрын

    Well , if Jesus loved you , you would be a billionaire too .

  • @janne639

    @janne639

    Жыл бұрын

    @@roni6215 ??

  • @felixrivero2568
    @felixrivero2568 Жыл бұрын

    Vote blue

  • @monolithsound
    @monolithsound Жыл бұрын

    Guillermo is a national treasure!

  • @Ed_Crane

    @Ed_Crane

    Жыл бұрын

    How?

  • @skoll_5682

    @skoll_5682

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ed_Crane I'll have a guess.....He's good willed and not a prick like a lot of people these days. Seems like a low bar but.......

  • @monolithsound

    @monolithsound

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ed_Crane Exactly!! How, indeed, Billy Bob. How... indeed.

  • @sea_triscuit7980

    @sea_triscuit7980

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes Jimmy 👍

  • @Josh-up5pf

    @Josh-up5pf

    Жыл бұрын

    @@monolithsound yeah how are there this many bots in one comment section

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын

    "Kanye is unpredictable, when everyone else Sieg Heils he Zag Heils." omfg

  • @kitcoffey7194

    @kitcoffey7194

    Жыл бұрын

    I think Woody Allen said this first, but I can't find it right now.

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah we watched the video too but thanks for the partial transcript I guess.

  • @justinh6044

    @justinh6044

    Жыл бұрын

    That was so funny that it took a few seconds for the person pushing the "laugh light button" to realize it.

  • @bendysplushstudio1892
    @bendysplushstudio1892 Жыл бұрын

    Talkshows always helps my stress and Jimmy Kimmel just made my day better

  • @Jays-ug9bd

    @Jays-ug9bd

    Жыл бұрын

    Do u wish he was your father, Arthur Fleck?

  • @bendysplushstudio1892

    @bendysplushstudio1892

    Жыл бұрын

    @@POPCORN_BRAWL to me I was doing stress because I used to be very political, now and then not really anymore And

  • @nativeseneca7181

    @nativeseneca7181

    Жыл бұрын

    That's cause your simple minded and can't figure out a better way to relieve stress besides watching a gas lighter spread lies and make fun of people.

  • @MsUrbangirl

    @MsUrbangirl

    Жыл бұрын

    Totally agree

  • @laurensspruit1647

    @laurensspruit1647

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not even American and your country stresses me out. Kimmel is great, even though I know nothing about Baseball.

  • @hg60justice
    @hg60justice Жыл бұрын

    commercials are funny jimmy. my daughter at 3 in 1999 had learned " each sold separately, batteries not included." 🤣

  • @Cha1933
    @Cha1933 Жыл бұрын

    And I was very happy to hear Biden finally say they're going to tax the oil companies big gains

  • @GuitarGuy4647

    @GuitarGuy4647

    Жыл бұрын

    Which is going to raise the price of gas even more.

  • @chillybbbee747
    @chillybbbee747 Жыл бұрын

    OMGOODNESS!!!!! The commercial for the Birth ConTroll was soooo funny, I fell out of bed and rolled on the floor laughing. I'm going to share with everyone who had to go to sleep for work Friday morning. Too good for anyone to miss!!!!!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Жыл бұрын

    Please vote

  • @wajj1842
    @wajj1842 Жыл бұрын

    Loved "Birth con Troll"! One of the best you've every done. We need to get women pissed again like they were in Kansas in June. VOTE Blue!

  • @scottpetitclerc9213

    @scottpetitclerc9213

    Жыл бұрын

    Vote blue because you like inflation? high gas prices? maybe a ww3 with Russia? open boarders? are you stupid? Biden , Harris , Pelosi? Thats the brains of the outfit? Dude go do some real research on your party, Quit getting your politics from a comedy/ political hack. How in the hell do you think we go to place in our country in less than a year after Biden took office??? ITS BECAUSE OF BIDEN AND BLUE!! WTF ARE YOU THHINKING!

  • @wajj1842

    @wajj1842

    Жыл бұрын

    @@scottpetitclerc9213 Hi Scott. What is your opinion of Donald Trump?

  • @nikolaipersad4098

    @nikolaipersad4098

    Жыл бұрын

    THIS!!

  • @texaskippen

    @texaskippen

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wajj1842 what is your opinion of Biden?

  • @wajj1842

    @wajj1842

    Жыл бұрын

    @@texaskippen I don't agree with all his policies, and he has made some mistakes (Afgan withdrawal). But I do think he is a good man who cares about helping others and protecting our democracy.

  • @caro.caro.9578
    @caro.caro.9578 Жыл бұрын

    Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 Жыл бұрын

    Odd that abortion is banned in mainly the Religious Fascist States. The Birth con Troll was brilliant. Sounded like it was narrated by the lady from the Juice Media.

  • @lastnamefirst4035

    @lastnamefirst4035

    Жыл бұрын

    The religious welfare states

  • @thedocklighter
    @thedocklighter Жыл бұрын

    Aside from missing the remotely activated pinhole camera in the Birth ConTROLL, that's literally what they would do if they get into power. No joke.

  • @LamaMama26
    @LamaMama26 Жыл бұрын

    Birth conTroll was funny. Thanks for speaking up for pregnant people jimmy!

  • @vanessawhitneypro

    @vanessawhitneypro

    Жыл бұрын

    And for people who wish NOT to be! Jimmy's such a good man!

  • @virgominerva2665

    @virgominerva2665

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vanessawhitneypro Amen!💙💙💙💙

  • @susanmaher301

    @susanmaher301

    Жыл бұрын

    @@virgominerva2665 I'll

  • @shellimendoza6875

    @shellimendoza6875

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂yes

  • @bunnynooryani7020

    @bunnynooryani7020

    Жыл бұрын

    Scary, too

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍

  • @davidrobertson5881

    @davidrobertson5881

    Жыл бұрын

    Show is ‘terrific’ but his ratings suck. Guess most folks don’t agree with you.

  • @kellygoodman4773
    @kellygoodman4773 Жыл бұрын

    The trolls thing was great! Jimmy always gets the point across with laughter.

  • @marcushamner5994
    @marcushamner5994 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is a legend. Best talk show ever. Not to mention he and his cousin Sal are comic book and wrestling geeks🤓👊🏾

  • @jamesfry4058

    @jamesfry4058

    Жыл бұрын

    He's great but I'm an old guy and he's no Letterman.

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 Жыл бұрын

    "Barbie's my fertility vessel" -- Republi-Ken

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business Жыл бұрын

    Is it me or does the "Birth con Troll" resemble Lindsey Graham? 😂 😂 🤣

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    Жыл бұрын

    I was more thinking of Rudy Giuliani

  • @charleBerglund
    @charleBerglund Жыл бұрын

    That Betty Bowers speaking on the Barbie Segment, I like Betty!

  • @leadoucet1432

    @leadoucet1432

    Жыл бұрын

    I love Mrs Betty. And Randy Rainbow.

  • @JasonCarney.
    @JasonCarney. Жыл бұрын

    Birth ConTroll deserves an Emmy! 🏆

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    Жыл бұрын

    I was reading it deserves an enemy.. well nevermind.

  • @henryhill3778

    @henryhill3778

    Жыл бұрын

    Dislike!

  • @jwoolman5
    @jwoolman5 Жыл бұрын

    When I was a teenager in the 1960s, the kids I babysat would play with toys in front of the tv until the commercials came on. Then they stopped and watched intently, mesmerized. We all (me and them) knew all the jingles and could sing along... Then in my early 20s, I was shopping at one of the chain discount stores when suddenly a young toddler sitting in a cart burst out loudly with a perfect imitation of a particular disposable diaper commercial: “America, we’re out to change your diaper!” The mom was mortified, but I was seriously impressed. Sad to hear that the current crops of kiddos is missing out on this important part of American culture.

  • @geegaw1535
    @geegaw1535 Жыл бұрын

    VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE VOTE BLUE

  • @jaynorris3722

    @jaynorris3722

    Жыл бұрын

    BLUE TSUNAMI ACROSS THE NATION IN NOVEMBER

  • @eviedson

    @eviedson

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @cp368productions2

    @cp368productions2

    Жыл бұрын

    Having only one party in power would destroy this country as long as they are polarized.

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword

    @petergriffiinbirdistheword

    Жыл бұрын

    Nothing funnier than the red wave of hate and blood. I am not a Democrat, but I voted blue 💙

  • @powerToYourself36

    @powerToYourself36

    Жыл бұрын

    Y?

  • @woopimagpie
    @woopimagpie Жыл бұрын

    Baseball: The best part of the game is when nothing is happening. Test Cricket: Hold my beer.

  • @davespanksalot8413

    @davespanksalot8413

    Жыл бұрын

    Test cricket gives you something to listen to as you drift in and out of consciousness on a stinking hot boxing day! Back when there was no aircon it was a necessity...

  • @mrDredd1966

    @mrDredd1966

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't let Americans watch test cricket for f..ks sake.. Let them watch 20-20 cricket, they might enjoy this form of cricket!!🏏

  • @woopimagpie

    @woopimagpie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@davespanksalot8413 Funny you would out yourself all over the internet as such an uncultured swine. 🙂

  • @woopimagpie

    @woopimagpie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrDredd1966 Americans don't have the intelligence or the endurance to understand Test Cricket. As you say, T20 is much more to their taste.

  • @sealyoness

    @sealyoness

    Жыл бұрын

    Now stop making me giggle about baseball. 😏

  • @Michaelkaydee
    @Michaelkaydee Жыл бұрын

    The Birth Con Troll bit is brilliant... should be played at Prime Time everywhere every day until the mid terms

  • @gregorchard7881
    @gregorchard7881 Жыл бұрын

    Does Kanye understand Hitlers view of blacks?

  • @katalac

    @katalac

    Жыл бұрын

    Probably not..he doesn't understand much

  • @harryh9922

    @harryh9922

    8 ай бұрын

    Kanye is black? 🤔🤔

  • @gregorchard7881

    @gregorchard7881

    8 ай бұрын

    @@harryh9922 Does his Dad know?..🤣🤣

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Жыл бұрын

    I like it when they post the monologue on KZread before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:12pm ET

  • @caspianblue4141

    @caspianblue4141

    Жыл бұрын

    More people streaming than watching commercial break TV

  • @FrankBenlin

    @FrankBenlin

    Жыл бұрын

    I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on KZread before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).

  • @cathygibson5157

    @cathygibson5157

    Жыл бұрын

    Jew tube

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword Жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Black people traded Kanye for Eminem YEARS ago. 💀

  • @Dominick_Carr

    @Dominick_Carr

    Жыл бұрын

    shut up.

  • @scaryterry9027

    @scaryterry9027

    Жыл бұрын

    We got the shitty end of that trade fer sure.

  • @rikkitaylor107

    @rikkitaylor107

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, that's a mike drop 😳

  • @rikkitaylor107

    @rikkitaylor107

    Жыл бұрын

    @@scaryterry9027 😂

  • @jacquelineleitch7050

    @jacquelineleitch7050

    Жыл бұрын

    Keep the misogyny strong bro!

  • @MaxStArlyn
    @MaxStArlyn Жыл бұрын

    So what Ye was warning us about turns out to be true…interesting.

  • @CollinSamatas
    @CollinSamatas Жыл бұрын

    6:25 "When other people zig heil, he zag heils, y'know?" HAHAHAHAHA my goodness

  • @ricmorales3406

    @ricmorales3406

    Жыл бұрын

    I didn't get it. Please halp

  • @c.b.barlow

    @c.b.barlow

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ricmorales3406 paired with the salute...it's offensive. The joke wasn't any better.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

    The troll bit was hilarious!!!

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is a LIVING LEGEND

  • @loveforeignaccents

    @loveforeignaccents

    Жыл бұрын

    Fallon is, indeed!

  • @Josh-up5pf

    @Josh-up5pf

    Жыл бұрын

    Are y'all bots like wtf

  • @rayhanali9258

    @rayhanali9258

    Жыл бұрын

    @@loveforeignaccents Fallon is the worst.

  • @loveforeignaccents

    @loveforeignaccents

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rayhanali9258 He's the best in my book! To each their own.

  • @davidrobertson5881

    @davidrobertson5881

    Жыл бұрын

    But his ratings suck.

  • @evenflowsteven
    @evenflowsteven Жыл бұрын

    That wedding proposal was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! 😂

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    Football fans are so pathetic.

  • @mrbig1022

    @mrbig1022

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow

  • @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    @ywoulduchoosetousethis

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude was smooth about it tho.

  • @dtschuor459

    @dtschuor459

    Жыл бұрын

    Truth…but it was also very sweet. Clearly , in love. May they happily tailgate ‘til death do they part.

  • @wendelynanderson9517
    @wendelynanderson9517 Жыл бұрын

    I still remember all the words to the theme songs for the Beverly Hillbillies, The Flintstones & The Patty Duke Show.

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    Congrats I guess?

  • @wendelynanderson9517

    @wendelynanderson9517

    Жыл бұрын

    @@juliebraden6911 aspects of pop culture, whether tv show theme songs or characters or catch-phrases from commercials, have a way of embedding themselves into your brain with no effort at all on your part.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын

    You and Guillermo are the best, Jimmy! 🤗 🩵💙🩵

  • @davidrobertson5881

    @davidrobertson5881

    Жыл бұрын

    The best ? But the ratings suck. Some show on FOX is beating him.

  • @michaeljohnangel6359
    @michaeljohnangel6359 Жыл бұрын

    That Birth Con Troll is brilliant. It should go viral !!!!!!!!

  • @justinh6044

    @justinh6044

    Жыл бұрын

    It's Jimmy Kimmel. It won't.

  • @coreyzek
    @coreyzek Жыл бұрын

    Wow! Caught this 20 mins after the upload and also before bed! What a treat!

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause Жыл бұрын

    please. vote. Blue. Help.

  • @loveforeignaccents

    @loveforeignaccents

    Жыл бұрын

    You must get benefits.

  • @thunderousapplause

    @thunderousapplause

    Жыл бұрын

    @@loveforeignaccents I will get Social Security someday but that’s not a benefit that’s something I paid into. It’s my money that I let the government use…unless Repubs win and take it away.

  • @goddessvision6001
    @goddessvision6001 Жыл бұрын

    VOTE DEMOCRAT 💙

  • @kait6994
    @kait6994 Жыл бұрын

    The proposal thing is hilarious bc an old friend of mine from college literally proposed to his gf at the Phillies game (game 5) tonight. She said yes! Lol

  • @OfficialDailyDrivenExotics

    @OfficialDailyDrivenExotics

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for watching you have selected among our lucky winners send me a direct message right away👆👆 to claim your prizes.

  • @beerguy177
    @beerguy177 Жыл бұрын

    jimmy is brilliant 👏

  • @pecny
    @pecny Жыл бұрын

    Kimmel's writers are top notch.

  • @winstonsmith8565
    @winstonsmith8565 Жыл бұрын

    I hope Jimmy Kimmel continues joking about Trump for years

  • @terencehamilton4219

    @terencehamilton4219

    Жыл бұрын

    trumptards are crying snowflakes just like their orange god they worship

  • @goldenstate66

    @goldenstate66

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump can't receive his last rites soon enough for me.

  • @rivertrail8619

    @rivertrail8619

    Жыл бұрын

    He will because Trump will be president again...lolz

  • @Axolotl_Mischief

    @Axolotl_Mischief

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rivertrail8619 Sorry, he already won two elections, can't win a third!

  • @ValerieCH1

    @ValerieCH1

    Жыл бұрын

    River Trail...I think you should take a hike.

  • @gobotjones
    @gobotjones Жыл бұрын

    YE DOLF!! I love it. I hope it sticks!

  • @GB-TX
    @GB-TX Жыл бұрын

    You don't need to thank us for watching from Texas… We watch you anyways! And love you! ...The Astros are fn cheaters. -❤ from Dallas

  • @virgominerva2665

    @virgominerva2665

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! 💙💙💙💙💙

  • @BlueCollarBandit

    @BlueCollarBandit

    Жыл бұрын

    Yuck 🤢

  • @cynthiamason4069
    @cynthiamason4069 Жыл бұрын

    Your writers are pun masters of the highest order. Wish my dad was alive to hear some of your brilliancy like, YE DOLF. ☆♡☆♡☆♡

  • @auntiewewe972
    @auntiewewe972 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks to Jimmy, and Tommy Campbell for making things a little more bearable with their humor and talent .

  • @ValerieCH1

    @ValerieCH1

    Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE Tommy.

  • @9852323

    @9852323

    Жыл бұрын

    Eww

  • @daverodgers779

    @daverodgers779

    Жыл бұрын

    The socks stay on.

  • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609

    @angelamaryquitecontrary4609

    Жыл бұрын

    @@daverodgers779 My morning hot bod...

  • @daverodgers779

    @daverodgers779

    Жыл бұрын

    @@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 just for Jasyn, with a why?

  • @fugamante1539
    @fugamante1539 Жыл бұрын

    The Troll sketch was so good

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    Жыл бұрын

    Those Barbie dolls killed me 🤣

  • @lesleyhall8644
    @lesleyhall8644 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant ad for birthcon troll! !

  • @strangemanmtd8350
    @strangemanmtd8350 Жыл бұрын

    Kanye is a real uncle ruckus or clayton bigsby.

  • @trillj1237

    @trillj1237

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol Yall know nothing.... your the real uncle ruckuses.

  • @SpaceForceCommander

    @SpaceForceCommander

    Жыл бұрын

    Klanye Bigsby.

  • @MrPokebozz

    @MrPokebozz

    Жыл бұрын

    Your a liberal and if you were black that would make you an uncle rukus.

  • @jc1204
    @jc1204 Жыл бұрын

    Everyone must vote especially the young people your future is in your vote.

  • @WayOfStrength
    @WayOfStrength Жыл бұрын

    "Unwanted-Baby Barbie and Republi-Ken".... omfg, that's the best!

  • @jacquelinerivera4697
    @jacquelinerivera4697 Жыл бұрын

    GET OUT AND VOTE BLUE!!!!!

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been voting blue for years but this bullshit keeps happening. What is that thing Einstein said about continuing to do something that isn't working? Time for a third party because the 2 we have are pathetic and useless.

  • @brandielliott4208

    @brandielliott4208

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes! Tennessean blue voter here!

  • @kilroyfig

    @kilroyfig

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brandielliott4208 church

  • @brandielliott4208

    @brandielliott4208

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kilroyfig church what? I go to church im going to heaven, are u?

  • @autistikmaniak5503

    @autistikmaniak5503

    Жыл бұрын

    Fk no blue is evil af

  • @Dubs.C.
    @Dubs.C. Жыл бұрын

    How can you not love Guillermo?? He should get $500 of powerball tickets and just hand them out to homeless people

  • @rujiel4620

    @rujiel4620

    Жыл бұрын

    Sure why not, the world is full of false hope.

  • @jeromesullivan4015

    @jeromesullivan4015

    Жыл бұрын

    So, let a homeless person win..! I get the sentiment, however..how about a Beer or Cigarette as the poor dupe will end up in court for tax evasion, unlike trump who is a pro😅

  • @coryryder9070

    @coryryder9070

    Жыл бұрын

    i thought my freckle meant i am black but with kayne nope

  • @miggareto

    @miggareto

    Жыл бұрын

    Why not give them their first hit of crack while you’re at it too?

  • @marelinem541

    @marelinem541

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rujiel4620 "Sure why not, the world is full of false hope." Yeah, and wouldn't it make more sense to donate the $500 to helping the homeless ...

  • @Oldmangamess
    @Oldmangamess Жыл бұрын

    Good thing that we won’t hear from Kanye in a month and when he does he is going to be even crazier

  • @ernestchacon4928
    @ernestchacon4928 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel laughs like The Penguin from the original 1960s Batman series...,😆😂 !!!

  • @user-kb9cu4rl9z

    @user-kb9cu4rl9z

    Жыл бұрын

    That's it! It's a creepy laugh.

  • @zoraida3282
    @zoraida3282 Жыл бұрын

    The Kanye figure was first unveiled at Madame Tussauds London in 2015. On Oct. 26, 2022 the organization announced that it had removed the figure from public viewing. "Ye's figure has been retired from the attraction floor to our archive," a spokesperson for Madame Tussauds London told The Guardian. "Each profile earns their place at Madame Tussauds London and we listen to our guests and the public on who they expect to see at the attraction."

  • @veselsvocal
    @veselsvocal Жыл бұрын

    Raise the pay for whoever made the birth control commercial

  • @damage98
    @damage98 Жыл бұрын

    The Kanye bit was comedy gold.

  • @Ellierua
    @Ellierua Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is so good, and his writers don't rip off other comedians jokes..

  • @sittentotheright
    @sittentotheright Жыл бұрын

    I love this show

  • @anthonyjames4383
    @anthonyjames4383 Жыл бұрын

    Why are people sending money to billionaires please answer me that or millionaires

  • @annesmith9909
    @annesmith9909 Жыл бұрын

    i’m a huge fan of Jimmy from Scotland UK. His show makes my day he is funny but has such a genuine warm kind heart with a bit of mischief. He’s also fearless and says what needs to be said . He is the best Stephen and Seth good but just not Jimmy. ps hate james Cordon you can keep him😊

  • @seedhillbruisermusic7939

    @seedhillbruisermusic7939

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm fae Scotland too and I totally agree, especially about James Cordon!

  • @joanne4758

    @joanne4758

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seedhillbruisermusic7939 Kia Ora from New Zealand. It always saddens me when people use the word *Hate*. Hate breeds hate - we can learn a lot from USA at the moment.

  • @rosehill9537

    @rosehill9537

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joanne4758 hi from Australia 🇦🇺 I agree. Hate breeds hate and there is too much in the world 🌎 right now.

  • @fredylucas2484

    @fredylucas2484

    Жыл бұрын

    Anne Smith why hate your fellow English man?

  • @seedhillbruisermusic7939

    @seedhillbruisermusic7939

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fredylucas2484 James Cordon is english not scottish, he is not her fellow englishman anymore than you're guatemalan. Plus he's horribly rude to serving staff. Only dicks are rude to badly paid wait staff.

  • @killerjoke2945
    @killerjoke2945 Жыл бұрын

    The Birth ConTROLL looks weirdly like Lindsey Graham. No seriously, he looks exactly like Lindsey!

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments Жыл бұрын

    I got that LOTR joke you made Jimmy… and I’m proud of you.

  • @couragekarnga8735

    @couragekarnga8735

    Жыл бұрын

    And I'm guessing so was Stephen!

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    Жыл бұрын

    Nerds of the world unite!

  • @ethanrogers8727
    @ethanrogers8727 Жыл бұрын

    VOTE BLUE!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS VOTE BLUE!!!!!!!

  • @fieldandstream9362

    @fieldandstream9362

    Жыл бұрын

    Blah blah blah 🤣

  • @rocktricity9277

    @rocktricity9277

    Жыл бұрын

    No thanks soyboy, let’s go Brandon baby, yeahhhhhh

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun Жыл бұрын

    “Black Skinhead” song by Kanye years ago … these guys always love to hint and play

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Жыл бұрын

    I'm not finding any comfort in these shows. I feel people are not taking these threats serious enough. We are in big trouble if we don't vote to keep the GOP out of power.

  • @lastnamefirst4035

    @lastnamefirst4035

    Жыл бұрын

    As Willie Nelson said "Vote Em Out"

  • @EPlace11
    @EPlace11 Жыл бұрын

    Delivery isn’t just free, it’s mandatory ☠️☠️💀💀

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    We watched it too, thanks.

  • @ladybrooks3885
    @ladybrooks3885 Жыл бұрын

    Please vote 💙

  • @shahnulislam9897
    @shahnulislam9897 Жыл бұрын

    nice clean and crisp clear vibrato! keep singing!

  • @VicariousAquarius
    @VicariousAquarius Жыл бұрын

    Tell the young adults to VOTE!!!!

  • @msc8663
    @msc8663 Жыл бұрын

    Close captions please. Love you jimmy

  • @misspm8157
    @misspm8157 Жыл бұрын

    Just like when they pushed cable TV decades ago, it had no commercials...once everyone had it all the stations had commercial. Streaming services wi) do the same ..

  • @oscargr_

    @oscargr_

    Жыл бұрын

    Even the TV on airplanes have commercials.

  • @travelbonne4872
    @travelbonne4872 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is the best ❤

  • @jonny-b4954
    @jonny-b4954 Жыл бұрын

    3:58 Yes, you should know the corporate advertising nonsense.... hahah right. We should honestly ban advertising, hahah. And spam/solicitation calls!

  • @ricksanchez1838
    @ricksanchez1838 Жыл бұрын

    Kinda ironic how one of "Ye's" lyrics from Flashing Lights were "Damn, these N**as I hate more than the Nazis"

  • @juliebraden6911

    @juliebraden6911

    Жыл бұрын

    Why did you put quotes on his name

  • @ricksanchez1838

    @ricksanchez1838

    Жыл бұрын

    @@juliebraden6911 He doesn't deserve to be called Ye anymore and hasn't for the past 7 years...

  • @KenHeslip
    @KenHeslip Жыл бұрын

    AH would have had a thing for Ye too. Not how he imagines though.

  • @kaydevault6239
    @kaydevault6239 Жыл бұрын

    we should be ashamed as a society , Joe Biden did so much for us , we are ungrateful and expect everything yesterday that we are willing to give up everything forever because we think we cannot wait. too much is never enough shame on Americans if democrats do not bring this home ( democracy) vote blue now

  • @sealyoness

    @sealyoness

    Жыл бұрын

    Why anyone expects a president to perform miracles, fix everyone's problems, then whines... they ought to look in the mirror and open about how perfect they are. And then wake up to adulthood.

  • @greezeball4110

    @greezeball4110

    Жыл бұрын

    like what

  • @DanielLuvsMilfs

    @DanielLuvsMilfs

    Жыл бұрын

    Trump>

  • @3rdcoastpapi

    @3rdcoastpapi

    Жыл бұрын

    Sheep you are

  • @billvarner6548

    @billvarner6548

    Жыл бұрын

    What the hell has he done? Seriously. Gutted our economy, Has us on the brink of WW3, The best thing he's done so far has gave the whole world something to laugh at. And believe me they are all laughing, Even our closest allies think we are a joke.

  • @SplendidFellow
    @SplendidFellow Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for covering baseball, Jimmy! Even if the audience didn't seem to care, baseball fans appreciate it!

  • @sophierobinson2738

    @sophierobinson2738

    Жыл бұрын

    Watching on KZread, I skipped through it.

  • @tonygrowley5275

    @tonygrowley5275

    Жыл бұрын

    Baseball is slow and boring.

  • @TahtahmesDiary

    @TahtahmesDiary

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t even get what historical moment they were asking the player about lmao I’m so lost

  • @TahtahmesDiary

    @TahtahmesDiary

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tonygrowley5275 Yet if you fall asleep, that’s when the one interesting moment of the game will happen, guaranteed.

  • @tonygrowley5275

    @tonygrowley5275

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TahtahmesDiary I played when i was a kid, just sand lot stuff. I only did it to get along withe pack, never liked it much..

  • @Aurora_Alexander
    @Aurora_Alexander Жыл бұрын

    that is a real gfm for the ferrets... i love that she has so many pics of them on her page. hope they get a great Christmas!

  • @stever68
    @stever68 Жыл бұрын

    I long for the days of Johnny Carson. Carson was charming and funny. Neither political party was extreme. I still don’t really know who he would have voted for. Because both parties were options for reasonable people. I love Kimmel because he is a funny, likable, reasonable guy.

  • @freya8133

    @freya8133

    Жыл бұрын

    Carson HATED Trump.

  • @DeKKH
    @DeKKH Жыл бұрын

    Yes Cruz searches 😂😂😂😂😂

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