SCOTUS has become absolutely GROTESQUE🤦‍♂️🤮

@teresalapier9354

Ай бұрын

They are the Scrotus. Buncha ballsac hypocrisy.

@jessstuart7495

Ай бұрын

Just wait until they overturn the 2024 election results in Trump's favor.

@DarkRoomAmbience

Ай бұрын

GROTUS

@Tecnodoc32

Ай бұрын

Your country has a sickness. You are the badguy in most stories

@thevegandragon_

Ай бұрын

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need..

Alito is a disgrace and should be impeached! Just ridiculous!

@_MissDee_

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately the supreme justices police themselves now. New ethics rule of law they created recently for themselves. Wonder why 🤔 (then these flags go up soon after)

@davidchalk8883

Ай бұрын

What sort of majority do the Dems need in the senate to get a conviction?

@tinalessia

Ай бұрын

Along with Kavanaugh and the other criminal Thomas

@Maryjaneitsfourtwenty.

Ай бұрын

@@tinalessia And the others who lied to Congress…Vote Blue 💙🗳️💙

@ItWentChunkaCHUNK

Ай бұрын

Haven't you heard? Impeachment is just a political stunt now.

Justices Alito and Thomas should resign. They're making the Supreme Court a complete joke. 😮😅😂

@sakura_ramen

Ай бұрын

And they aren't even the ones with stolen seats!!

@phylis3917

Ай бұрын

🏆

@womanofsubstance8735

Ай бұрын

They need to take Gaetz and Coney-Barret with them since they lied to get confirmed to the court.

@jeanneganrude8549

Ай бұрын

@@womanofsubstance8735 Gaetz isn’t a judge on any court.

@WWZenaDo

Ай бұрын

​@@womanofsubstance8735 Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.

LOL! Stephen Colbert and his writers are absolutely genius! They make disturbing news insanely funny!

@phylis3917

Ай бұрын

👍🏿

@jasonfatdog6491

Ай бұрын

skibidi biden

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

Ай бұрын

amen and amen

Alito and Thomas absolutely love to flaunt their corruption.🤦‍♂️🤮

@thevegandragon_

Ай бұрын

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.

@Lonewolfmike

Ай бұрын

I hope classes are taught about their Corruption and Illegalities. Both should be in Prison for their various Criminal behavior.

@hiltonwatkins6750

Ай бұрын

I hope the blatant disregard for constitution is noticed by all voters. If you vote for Donald you can’t complain when you lose youir country… and he has plans to not give it back.

@nicolaasstempels8207

Ай бұрын

They flaunt their corruption and flout the law.

@embreis2257

Ай бұрын

does anyone expect anything to happen about it? any consequences? removal from the court perhaps?

Alito is nothing but red flags

@susanhull1880

Ай бұрын

Thomas too

@Narutass43

Ай бұрын

Upsidedown ones

@TheOfficialTarynTots

Ай бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if he has the stars and bars in his house.

@azoth6641

Ай бұрын

Does that red flag include a blue saltire with white borders and containing thirteen stars?

@delta5297

Ай бұрын

Why are we letting right-wing extremists co-opt all our national symbols?

How is it that this Alito flag incident wasn't talked about for over THREE YEARS???

@user-dr8gq2jt6h

Ай бұрын

There was just such an unimaginable amount of BS going on it's going to take years to address everything

@Steve-tk6xv

29 күн бұрын

bc its stupid and doesnt matter. Cant believe Stephen is covering this garbage. What is more important are the bribes that they are allowed to take. They are bought and paid for.

@lady_draguliana784

29 күн бұрын

The Media Circus the Right Wing stirs up is a Counter Intel stratagem, commonly called "Muddying the Waters". the culture war daily news cycle BS is designed to distract as much as possible, so that things like this slip through the cracks; unless something else brings attention to it...

Thomas and Alito are Pro-Insurrection. 🇺🇸💙⚖️VOTE ⚖️💙🇺🇸

@susanbengston3208

Ай бұрын

That makes them Traitors to Our America!

@andreah6379

Ай бұрын

Wait, those are the only 2 that openly and proudly worship Der orange Furher. I would bet the other 4 are also All-In.

@rossburg84

Ай бұрын

​@@andreah6379 Kavanaugh had a sexual misconduct case hanging over him, disappeared when he was confirmed. So that's 3

@thinkforyourself828

Ай бұрын

Kennedy2024

Before: The Supreme Court of USA Now: The Supreme Corruption of trump

@thevegandragon_

Ай бұрын

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need. ..

@RoxanneM-

Ай бұрын

Of the GOP, I would add. Trump is just the puppet of many by mutual interest.

@audreywellham2413

Ай бұрын

Republicans Court with supreme reign.

@makestank4800

Ай бұрын

And billionaires inc.

@clickrick

Ай бұрын

Supreme Coup of the United States

Not just a pro-trump flag... an anti-American flag.

@starsabove8059

Ай бұрын

👍

@audreywellham2413

Ай бұрын

Two of them at both homes. Republican Supreme Court.

@jktolford8272

Ай бұрын

@@audreywellham2413 Are we sure there are only 2 homes?

@blechtic

Ай бұрын

Someone needs to sell the same flag with the following words underneath the picture: PRO-WUNDERBAUM ANTI-TRUMP

@lizardguyNA

Ай бұрын

Those are the same thing though.

"Here's a Nazi, Cheryl. Get out of there." Perfectly stated!

I love that you say “all the ships at sea,” for our military members ⚓️🌎🫡

Nikki Haley is about as authentic as a masters degree from Trump University.

@susanfanning9480

Ай бұрын

You're way to kind. She two faced. Greetings from arctic. If we Inupiaq can figure her out, the world know.

@amberandrews6842

Ай бұрын

She's SPINELESS. She's always been spineless.

@marshamariner7897

Ай бұрын

At first I thought it said ....mattress degree....THAT could b appropriate....A MATTRESS DEGREE FROM DUMP U🤢🤮🤬😂😂😂😂😅😅😅✌️

@charlesmartin1121

Ай бұрын

@@marshamariner7897 That course of study is only offered at the Moscow campus.

@kaylamadison8347

Ай бұрын

@@marshamariner7897 they sell mattresses. This is probably a real degree there.

You can't spell hatred without red hat.

@Independentman369

Ай бұрын

True

@Oxol33

Ай бұрын

And redrum?

@Beth-zg6gb

Ай бұрын

🎯👏 well said! 🌊🇺🇸💙

@moniqueengleman873

Ай бұрын

​@Caras443 murder. In Sacramento they had this hole in the wall called "Murder Burger" Great burgers and milkshakes. Someone complained so they changed it to Redrum" Still a great place

@InnocentPotato-pd7wi

Ай бұрын

EXACTLY! Red Hat reverse the words and what do you get?HATRED!🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄

That weed bit was brilliantly executed. Even the PA suburbs smells like weed.

@phylis3917

Ай бұрын

Well done.

@moyerk47

Ай бұрын

I will smoke to that!

“You guys are a cheap date…” perfect, absolutely perfect! PEABODY WORTHY!!!

Haley flipped when being considered to be Trump's VP.... let's get real here... she's a turncoat...

@mrk4022

Ай бұрын

no respect

@TheSmarq17

Ай бұрын

She is a birdbrain.

@kelsonl6084

Ай бұрын

Well I mean they all are. Pretty much all of them shittalked him when he first came out cus they never believed he’d win

@mrk4022

Ай бұрын

@@TheSmarq17 they both are.

@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513

Ай бұрын

She seriously makes me sick, tRump made fun of her husband’s service, and that is ok with her??? We are a military family, and this in inexcusable. Shame on you Haley.

SCOTUS has lost the respect of the people.

@phylis3917

Ай бұрын

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🏅🏅🏆

@Earthneedsado-over177

Ай бұрын

If I might add, because of the right wing justices three of which were appointed by a short-fingered vulgarian.

@mauriciomdea

Ай бұрын

And that's worrysome on so many levels...

Impeach Alito and Thomas!! Vote BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! Thanks Stephen C!

I don't understand how Americans can have justices with party affiliations. How can they be impartial at all?

@sakura_ramen

Ай бұрын

Fun fact: they aren't!

@jameskuyper

Ай бұрын

How could you ensure that they have no party affiliation? Most US citizens do. A lack of party affiliation tends to imply a lack of interest in public affairs.

@jetta2134

Ай бұрын

Apparently they are not to vote on party lines or even say what party affiliation they have! But all that went down the toilet when Trump came into office! Free for all! Do whatever suits you, who gives a s#$@ about the rule of law and the constitution,; granted I believe the pan of water was already boiling almost spilling over,and they saw "whatever"! Remember how Ted Cruz was interrogating candidate Ms Jackson and he treated her like dirt! That was the first red flag for me! I have never seen such disrespect in my life! From there it has been downhill ! Look at Congress meetings! Shockers I don't frequent,bars or houses of ill reputation! But I imagine that's how people behave,! Not to even mention the movie theaters, where Congresswomen can have sex ,near kids watching a movie!

@KristenRowenPliske

27 күн бұрын

They’re supposed to put that -and religion- aside in favor of the law. At home, they can do whatever but on the bench, it’s law only.

@SamAceRothstein

24 күн бұрын

@@jameskuyper A justice shouldn't necessarily be expected to have no party affiliation, but they should all be moderate, not extremists, and be trusted to always put the constitution first. There are also many people who don't affiliate with any party, but put logic first and agree with certain perspectives of both, which is the proper mindset of a healthy individual. Nobody should be a sheep for either party.

Vote Biden in November 💙💙💙💙 lets save Democracy. Thank you Stephen you're so amazing 🎉

@disastermaster1413

Ай бұрын

I’m voting for Nikki

@Beth-zg6gb

Ай бұрын

Fools will be fools…🌊🇺🇸💙

@ahnraemenkhera7451

Ай бұрын

Stephen is amazing! I can’t think of anyone else who can use the phrase, “great news about me” with everyone still smiling in warmth after he does so. Though I really felt his exhaustion during the COVID miasma lulls & beyond, I’m confident he’s really BACK now. I wish him the Best. He’s “helped me” through some gloomy days with his humor, wit, & transcendency!! 🇺🇸🌱🌸🌷 PEACEFUL Memorial Day!

@jschuler53

Ай бұрын

Vote Blue to prevent some crazy dementia ridden guy who wants to be a dictator. All of us who are affected by abortion and trans issues you must vote blue. I am old and have lived protected by Roe. Now that it's taken away abortion access is the one issue I'll get out of bed for and yell and scream. who do they think they are? I still don't get it. What is it to anyone whether or not a woman has or does not have an abortion? No one else is going to raise the child if that is what happens. I don't get it. I guess they're using the "sanctity of life" argument. These anti abortion people are like old time vigilantes making sure everyone is in line with what they believe. What does it matter to anyone? Maybe the Catholics just want more Catholics. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would care one way or another. This is a mind your own beeswax thing. People are so nosey and must have vacant lives if they are so obsessed with pregnant women. Reproduction is a hot potato. We shouldn't be having more children we can't take care of in a way that is good for them.

@kathybyerly7904

Ай бұрын

I am husband is son is

Alito and Thomas both disgraceful as judges in our highest court. Should both step down. No excuses!

@beargillium2369

Ай бұрын

how is the American flag pro trump? please explain.

@tammylathrop6223

Ай бұрын

​@@beargillium2369try and keep up. Read

@thePrisoner1000

Ай бұрын

@@beargillium2369 The upside down flag.

@oldrrocr

Ай бұрын

Alito and Thomas are proof that our primary criteria for selecting judges should be the strength of their character (honesty, strive for justice and fairness, wisdom) not what we have been using.

@richardreynolds6398

Ай бұрын

@@beargillium2369 Better yet, stop with the purposeful ignorance - it's not funny and it's not clever.

Always funny, Stephen . . . . "Cheap date!" Good one along with the constant flow of comedy. Thanks for the humour. We all need it.

Trump's got a bigly powerful imagination: I mean, didn't he declassify all those documents just by imagining it?

A headline in the Guardian. "the unified reich line was a message not a mistake" !

@user-dr8gq2jt6h

Ай бұрын

Absolutely was a message just like he always does

Alito and Thomas are flaunting it now. No accountability.

@johannebeerbaum1546

Ай бұрын

SPITTING AND PEEING ON THE CONSTITUTION WHILE GIVING THE NATION THE FINGER, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…..

@lisawall9068

Ай бұрын

Their beliefs and prejudices are out in the open now. No need for justices to appear professional and unbiased.

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

Ай бұрын

and we're stuck with them until they kick the proverbial bucket or they decide to step down which usually falls on the 3rd of Never-ary. (Mark it on your calendar).

So why are we surprised that Alito flies a flag that looks like air freshener? Maybe he smells something bad, but just does not realize it is himself.

"To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!"🍻 -Homer J. Simpson 😂

Stephen, you say Alito got in trouble for his upside flag, and Appeal to Heaven flags. I very rarely disagree with you, but these bastards never, ever “get in trouble “, and like trump, they don’t pay for their unAmerican behaviors or crimes. I love you Stephen. 💙VOTE BLUE 💙

@phylis3917

Ай бұрын

Sanity.

@stuartaminion511

Ай бұрын

remember. there are rules for "them" and rules for us. they gripe about the elite class (deep state, etc.) and they themselves are just as well part of it. if i even had flown a flag upside down on my property (even in protest) the neighbers woulds have hung me by my ankeles until i cried out...not again and told me it was disrespectful of our country. oh well there are those above the law and above being disrespectful. oh and as just an openion: nothing is going to happen to trump in any of his 91 inditments (yes he got fined 450 mill. one case and 85 mill. in another. but he has yet to pay any of it (reduced to 175 mill.) which he didn't pay, someone else put up the money. trump will come out of this with nothing happening to him. okay rant over.

If we can't oust Alito and Thomas, we need a Democratic Supermajority to add 4 new Justices to SCOTUS - it's constitutional and will solve so many problems.

@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins

Ай бұрын

Please quit looking at our country in terms of red and blue. Divide and conquer devices really like this

@terri6854

Ай бұрын

@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Yes, look at it in terms of pro and anti democracy. Pro and anti checks & balances.

@paulgibbon5991

Ай бұрын

@@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins That ship already sailed. The reds have declared war on democracy, so we need to dilute the Trumpanzee poison.

@norezenable

Ай бұрын

That'd be fine, but with a supermajority you could also just impeach alito and thomas. Toss in gorsuch, barrett, and kavanaugh too. Alito and Thomas are obviously corrupt. Gorsuch should never have been put on the court. Barrett and kavanaugh lied during confirmation hearings.

@user-dj6hu9gq4t

Ай бұрын

13 districts 13 judges

I hope everybody enjoys their holiday weekend! Make sure to get out and vote blue when it's time to vote! 🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🔵☮️

@thinkforyourself828

Ай бұрын

Kennedy2024

Can you imagine if Trump fell asleep during the debate...lol the world would implode 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theemmjay5130

Ай бұрын

Well, the MAGAsphere would, anyway.

Scotus should be recused & impeached ! Alito / Thomas / Kavanaugh & Barret all need to be ousted.

@truebluedigit6570

Ай бұрын

Don't forget gorsux

@Nashandme74

Ай бұрын

😊😊

@tach5884

21 күн бұрын

Drawn and quartered.

I cannot begin to fathom what it is like to be so fragile and pathetic, that you need to pay someone to feed you constant affirmation… #voteblue #BidenHarris

@scottmoldenhauer8908

Ай бұрын

hmmm ,don't know any lesser morale (d) folks who have little concern over their actions? where is it you live?

@dlxinfinite801

Ай бұрын

Trump's a Man Baby. Needs constant attention. He pushes foreign dignitaries out of the way to be in front of the cameras. He keeps his lawyers in the background so he stands out. So childish.

@dlxinfinite801

Ай бұрын

@@scottmoldenhauer8908 A MAGA cult...questioning others "morale" when they will vote for a ex-president in a criminal court, facing multiple indictments? You love DUMP'S fake Christian criminality and scams, yet you speak of "morale?"

@StartAtTheEnd

Ай бұрын

@@scottmoldenhauer8908 I'm assuming you are being sarcastic - but no, I do not personally know or associate with anyone as sick and pathetic as Trump!

"Daddy needs his Happy Page". Comic gold! Well Done! 💙

Alito's face ... "Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming." dropped me to the floor.

SCOTUS is the worst🤢

@DSAK55

Ай бұрын

Scrotum Court of the United States

@bigeffinowl

Ай бұрын

SCROTUS

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

Manning it with stooges is part of the classic "Drehbuch" (=script) to dissolve the credibility of the democratic institutions and pave the way for authoritarianism.

"Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming ... " Don't know who wrote that line, but give that person a raise! (Or at least a bonus.) Well done! 💙

Vote for JOE and NOT the PSYCHO(S)!

This is what happens when you let a crook steal classified documents and blackmail all his opponents with those same documents!

@WWZenaDo

Ай бұрын

...The documents probably went to Putin, Xi, and several white Christian Nationalist billionaires.

Haley's delight. Flip flop, flip to the flippity flip flip flopa she don't stop..

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

Ай бұрын

More flip flops than any summer vacation; I actually met the woman. She may be kind, but she sure as heck doesn't have the backbone that Liz Cheney does.

As I watch America circle the drain, and prepare for the orange dictator to be re-elected, I am grateful for this monologue every day to help me smile at the insanity surrounding us.

@freya8133

Ай бұрын

He's not going to be re-elected.

Follow up question for Johnson: why are you at this moment flying George Washington’s flag? Pathetic press corps.

Hope Alito and the rest of the Supreme Court see the clip of his name and face coming on screen and the audience booing.

Trump supporters are like real life people who swear up and down that the Emperor is actually wearing clothes.

@justsaying14

Ай бұрын

I'm very thankful indeed that this emperor is wearlng clothes 🤢

@martin2289

Ай бұрын

That encouraging fable being disproven is a source of endless frustration.

@Paul512

Ай бұрын

​@@justsaying14and diapers

@Kyle_P

Ай бұрын

The problem is that the only short stories they know are from the Bible. No real lessons to learn there. They weren’t told useful stories like that. Ironic, considering how applicable that one story is to many of their beliefs.

@jackl4laughs

Ай бұрын

You mean his supporters, who bought $400 invisible shoes because they haven't been made yet? (And likely won't be made after LouBoutin sues for the red soles they have trademarked?)

Glad to see Ham Rove still getting some mileage out there.

As the news gets more dire, Stephen just gets funnier. BTW, thanks for the pull-back on Joe. More, more!

Trump in prison 2024

@kaylamadison8347

Ай бұрын

crime disappears as they begin looking for a cell mate

@AsifKhan-hf9zy

Ай бұрын

Trump in min security Country Golf Estate (prison) 2024

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky

Ай бұрын

😎🫵🏻💙🇺🇸 approved!

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky

Ай бұрын

​@@kaylamadison8347-Responsible for daiper duty! 💩🦨

@Johnsonsvideos

Ай бұрын

The country is too corrupt, never will get jail time

Christian Nationalists and Nazis are exactly the same thing .

MAGA should fly their true flag, the SWATIKA.

@evanhughes7609

Ай бұрын

🪰

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

Ай бұрын

they do in private, I'm sure.

I'm on vacation in NYC and I am enjoying the sidewalk atmosphere. Breathing deeply man 😁

As a voter I think Haley has Thatcher’s eyes but not her conviction. Thatcher was awful, Haley is pathetic

@davewolf7510

Ай бұрын

And as Mitterrand said of Thatcher “she has the voice of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula”. Sadly I think old Tricky Nicky will be lurking in politics for some time, she is incredibly ambitious.

@kathybarnett1905

Ай бұрын

She lost me .... she promised to do what she could to keep keep trumpiepoo out of the white house. And now???

@Iluvpie6

Ай бұрын

@@kathybarnett1905a politician? Breaking a promise? Who would’ve guessed! Usually they at least wait until they get into office, though…

@marisabenson1222

Ай бұрын

Disappointing to hear she would vote for trump even though she acknowledges that Biden is far better on foreign policy.

@andrewkohler9730

Ай бұрын

@@kathybarnett1905 Of course, not even she believed herself.

"I'm not a Nazi. I just hire Nazis who can't read background text." --Trump (probably) That's not the excuse you think it is, Don.

@martin2289

Ай бұрын

Only the group that put together that ad is not some random creator, but a self-styled "meme team" that Trump has been photographed with and his campaign manager has actively promoted.

@thomasw.5344

Ай бұрын

@@martin2289 It's the same people who made that ridiculous "God made Trump" clip. The thing is the quality of their films is actually quite good, but they're ideologically supercharged. That's why I don't believe the claim that it was a mistake. Also it wasn't his human happy pill, they just chose her to "take one for the team"

@gilesluver

Ай бұрын

@@martin2289 that information needs to be pushed.

@stephengraham1153

Ай бұрын

Many MAGA supporters claim that the Nazis are communists because the translated party name is the National Socialist Workers Party (yes, I have had this discussion many times with MAGA supporters on social media) , so I'm surprised that they would associate themselves with the Third Reich and it's fascist regime in anyway.

@crazybaby_3

Ай бұрын

Yay... weed

Thanks Stephen coffee up my nose and landing on my keyboard! Love your writers 🙂

We can laugh and make fun of Alito all we want, but he still holds power.

Someday people will wake up from their Trump dream and realise how ridiculous they were

@whocares2087.1

Ай бұрын

No they won't. They are not normal.

@ecyor0

Ай бұрын

@@whocares2087.1 They'll be true believers and then when no-one's looking in 20 years, they'll start saying they never supported him.

@mattrodgers4878

Ай бұрын

@@ecyor0look at the Nixon/jfk election of 1960. When questioned after the JFK assassination, the results had him winning by a huge margin. In reality, it was a very close election. Seems like people didn’t want to admit the support Nixon with all his controversies.

@DSAK55

Ай бұрын

maybe 10% at most

@JanSolo555

Ай бұрын

More like a Trump nightmare.

Colbert, "The bowling ball seeing those fingers comimg," priceless! Because Alley-way and his flags are giving the middle finger to USA.

Already having withdrawal symptoms. Need more Colbert.❤ Leave it to me to stop smoking weed just when it’s “everywhere”.

New York's official state slogan is "Excelsior," which is Latin for "ever higher." It's ironic that their state law allows cannabis smoking anywhere tobacco smoking is allowed, except in a car!

Speaker Johnson is just letting EVERYONE know who is his Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@user-yy4jo9pk2b

Ай бұрын

Good grief! How many homes does Alito own? All those years of rich republicans bribes sure pay well!💸💰💵

@DIESEL0759

Ай бұрын

@@user-yy4jo9pk2b Welcome to politics, where bribery is legal. Ironically enough, if you work for the government (Federal or State) in literally ANY other capacity, you have to take a ton of course on the appearance of impropriety and how bribery is a felon and yadda, yadda, yadda...but if you're a politician, bribery is ENCOURAGED.

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

@@user-yy4jo9pk2bUnquestioning loyalty to "Das Reich" pays off.

@betsykorbinyr330

Ай бұрын

His master is the father of lies. The lord of the flies. NOT the son of God.

@JZsBFF

Ай бұрын

​@@DIESEL0759We have half a century of conservative government and democrat "laissez-aller" to thank for that. No party is innoncent in this matter! Even Bernie is a millionaire!

The umpire analogy bit was SPOT--ON! Colbert does it again!

"We've got a great show for you tonight. " Sorry, Stephen, nothing could top that monologue. You are the absolute best.

Why are people NOT in the streets protesting to impeach Alito and Thomas!!!!???

"they want to sit at a table, I said no, let's stand I want to stand....so we're sitting at a table " -art of the deal 🙄😂😂😂😂

@ohcar0line

Ай бұрын

😂💀

@longlivedemocracy756

Ай бұрын

😂🤣😂

@meh2510

Ай бұрын

Sit, stand; it doesn't matter, he would soil himself before they get to the first question.

@katherinegray5086

Ай бұрын

🥴🇦🇺💙🇺🇸🤔

ridiculous excuse from speaker Johnson, claiming it's a religious symbol. No politician should display a religious symbol in his office anyway. Your office is the place where you (should) serve ALL Americans without prejudice, and personal preferences that show bias towards a particular group should not enter that room.

@saddesklunch2544

Ай бұрын

When did he say it was a religious symbol? Did I miss that part? I thought he just said it was Washington’s flag

@d.l.d.l.8140

Ай бұрын

He should have been immediately asked to reject the current usage of the flag AND the organizations that use it. You aren’t wrong people. I’m 70, and have been consuming news from day one. ( Thanks Dad 😂 ) The current situation is unprecedented, and one party has clearly lost their minds, a party whose decisions literally affect all of us, almost always negatively. They have a slim majority in the house. It may be the junior chamber, but they are the biggest threat to Democracy today. Their religion is to be your religion at all costs. Literally. This is the most important election in my lifetime. And it’s not for me, I’ll be dead soon. YOU have to get involved, it’s your life they want control of.

@Sabre70

Ай бұрын

@@saddesklunch2544they said Washington’s flag has been co-opted by the Christian nationalists. It didn’t start off as a religious symbol.

@nevadak3424

Ай бұрын

I don’t know about the us but in France religious symbols of any kind are forbidden in places of government therefore no gvt officers appointees would ever display any appartenance or would be sanctioned immediately !!

@fuchurZero

Ай бұрын

​@@nevadak3424it is differenr in other (roman-catholic) parts of Europe: the cross is prominently displayed in state schools, state hospitals, even in nursing homes and government buildings (!!!) buildings)

Alito’s wife: We have a second home..?

You have some damn good writers. You always brighten my day.😊

$20 says we eventually find out that Alito is a qanon person.

@kaylamadison8347

Ай бұрын

that already happened

@Jim-cp7ng

Ай бұрын

Maybe he is... Q!

@discospiders

Ай бұрын

Totally

@marygillmeister6013

Ай бұрын

Maybe he was actually that guy with the horns and face paint at the storming of the US Capitol 🤔 Joking aside, the fact that a Supreme Court Justice is flying partisan flags seems way off to me!

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

Ай бұрын

should have bet more money; there's no way he wasn't. He has to be...

I didnt realize having good legs is required of a president. Its a good thing one of our most popular, notable, and famous Presidents didnt have to roll himself around in a wheelchair. ... ...oh wait.

@gardenofsn5955

Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for this. I'm disabled myself, and this made me smile and feel better about myself and my own capabilities.

Thirty Plus years ago I bought bologna. My kids asked "What's Bologna"? I answered it's a Flat Hotdog. 😂 I thought I owned that phrase because I haven't heard it ever until this monologue. 😊

US chronically self medicated with alcohol cigarettes and caffeine Now we can chronically self medicate

8:58 He wants to stand, so he can stroll and prowl around, and behind Biden, like he did with Hillary in 2015...

Can't we all just get a bong?

@handmadehearts

Ай бұрын

A statement fit for a King.

@anthonettedillard3999

Ай бұрын

Ha Ha Ha!! 🤣🤣🤣

@cmdraftbrn

Ай бұрын

what about a hookah?

@michelecox5241

Ай бұрын

😂😅😅😂

@janw2405

Ай бұрын

Thanks for the laugh!

How much more of this crap do we need to do away with lifetime appointments and have term limits for ALL government offices? The very fact that Biff is being allowed to run shows how far down the crapper we have gone.

@dorothywiseman3492

Ай бұрын

Absolutely! N0 0ne should have any government paid position for life.

I hereby propose that when everything is said and done, we come up with a new American flag. As of right now, I can not stand the sight of Old Glory flying in monster trucks, and seeing traitors kissing it or wrapped in it.

From The UK I just can't comprehend how (as part of the system of "checks and balances") it was thought a good idea to have a Supreme Court that would be entirely impartial and yet whose members would be entirely politically appointed. All judges too for that matter. Am I missing something here?

@LarisaC.

Ай бұрын

True. From the Netherlands, I also have this question. It seems to defy the separation of powers and undermine democracy. So why?

@paulgibbon5991

Ай бұрын

Like a lot of other things in American politics (see: filibuster, electoral college), it relied upon everyone involved recognising the spirit of the law and not being blatantly partisan.

@victoriabaker4400

Ай бұрын

​@paulgibbon5991 Exactly. What we're learning as citizens now is that all the vaunted checks and balances depend on honor, which the Republicans threw away when Eisenhower left office.

@v.b9139

Ай бұрын

As an American I can’t understand how you let one horrible family control so much your land. The royal is truly awful.

@Whatzzzz999

Ай бұрын

You are not missing anything. Surreal isn't it?

Alito's wife did it again

@bewitched3912

Ай бұрын

Whoops! 😅

@lupitavillalobos5966

Ай бұрын

alito's wife must be really stupid

@zesty9815

Ай бұрын

Seems she gets into a confrontation with neighbors everywhere she goes.

@paulgibbon5991

Ай бұрын

That little scamp!

I WILL BE VOTING DEMOCRAT , until we have a NEW Republican party .....Nikki disappointed me badly💔💔...

@bdahl4002

Ай бұрын

Like you will see the truth someday and realize the terrible mistake your making.

@YesJustice

Ай бұрын

@@bdahl4002 hello...the Truth are 1. Democracy is better than dictatorship. 2. The Nation is more important than a selfish individual. 3. Peace of the nation is more important than any political party....WAKE UP NOW !!! COUNTRY FIRST before party 💯💯💯

@bdahl4002

Ай бұрын

Nikki took a page right out of the Democrats playbook. She took your money, told all sorts of B.S. about Trump then after getting trampled by trump her true feeling came out. She blew her chance at VP by doing it. Now she’s looking for a new job.

@bdahl4002

Ай бұрын

@@YesJustice good morning, 1-Watch Biden’s speech at that black college about Democracy. 2- The boarder, 3- Biden is supporting Hamas thru the U.N.

@thinkforyourself828

Ай бұрын

Kennedy

Summer does not begin until the Solstice on June 20th, don't let anyone tell you different.

Congress has the power to end lifelong appointments for SCOTUS judges. If judges can't be ethical or impartial, it is time for judges to have term limits.

Wow, "Mary Jane" still as popular today as in the 1970s when I was a teenager!!😊

@HashknightGaming

Ай бұрын

It's legal in my state.

@mollybeth3441

Ай бұрын

Legal here in Vegas 😊

@bryanspindle4455

Ай бұрын

I didn't like it in the seventies and l still don't like it.

@ebethlouise2201

Ай бұрын

Yeah we grew up

@ziggy321gj

Ай бұрын

thank mother earth

Every time Trump complains about something, I tend to see it as him projecting. So when he says he can’t imagine Biden actually running and that he’ll drop out of the race…that gives me a lot of hope! I think Trump is thinking of dropping out of the race!! 🤣

@Peacemaker-er3tl

Ай бұрын

I'm doubtful, but I hope you're right.

@jayskateandsuchstuff8446

Ай бұрын

You may actually be on to something.

@ashkebora7262

Ай бұрын

His ego will guarantee it stays projection. Also with him winning being the only way he's not getting charged ... I hope. The judicial system has proved to be pretty shit.

@richardgann5400

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately, "Not Going to Happen G.I. "

@meh2510

Ай бұрын

He's likely projecting that he's going to fall out of the race when he's finally sent to prison. He knows he's going to be found guilty.

Yes a convicted criminal on 34 charges as of today guilty as charged. July 11th full sentence

Will diapers be allowed at the debate? Will there be bathroom breaks? Will the water bottles have handles? Will the mics have cut off switches?

Imagine printing his mood boosting news stories for him and still somehow thinking that he has the mind and temperament to be in power.

@meh2510

Ай бұрын

When he was president, his staff had to spoon feed him information in extremely dumbed down bullet points to keep his attention. His mental capacities at this point couldn't handle a flashcard.

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! VOTE BLUE LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸

@honorsilverthorne7227

Ай бұрын

Um; they DID impeach Drumpf; three times.

@deedoyle4069

Ай бұрын

Literally. At 85, I'm an antique who has seen this setup from WW2. Think THIS: What if....the dictator DOES 'win' ? Read your history and use your mind: = do YOU wanna be told 'how, when, whether' to live your life? Cuz that's what happens. Eg....read about what Castro did to Cuba! Is the USA next.......?

@bthsr7113

Ай бұрын

Because our lives DO depend on it. Or at least our lives as we know them!

@bannedtwice7767

Ай бұрын

F that

@thinkforyourself828

Ай бұрын

Voting against Trump is not voting for the best candidate. I'm voting Kennedy, the best candidate we've had in decades.

Thank you Stephen for making me laugh….the reality is heartbreaking 💔

G. W. Bush must cringe every day. Plus everyone who voted for Bush who now hate the situation can blame themselves for this mess

Luv'd that last bit with the printer. She played it perfectly and Colbert as always did his. 👍🏽

Despite the Swedish theming, Ikea's international headquarters is actually in Leiden, Netherlands, so "Dutch Sheets" would be an accurate name.

@marjamerryflower

Ай бұрын

Why the sheets though

@theTeknoViking

Ай бұрын

Tsjonge Jonge Jonge... It's a tax trick. IKEA is pretty god damn Swedish.

Impeach alito and thomas now. Throw them both off the court.

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

I love that stephen has been having his staff appear more often on video.

Injustice Alito flies flags at home for people that know exactly how many cigarettes they can get for a catalytic converter…

2 supreme court judges that are in charge of our laws as a country can't keep their wives in check at all. Get them off the bench.

Thank you!!! I’m so mad these creeps have co-opted the Washington flag!!!

Justice Alito will blame Clarence Thomas's wife this time!😂

@meh2510

Ай бұрын

And that would be a more believable excuse.

I need someone to follow me around with a printer to print out flattering things about me. 😂

"...and antique doll that gets closer every time you look away." 😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I have a suggestion, impeach most of the Scous.