Nikki Haley is about as authentic as a masters degree from Trump University.

@susanfanning9480

23 күн бұрын

You're way to kind. She two faced. Greetings from arctic. If we Inupiaq can figure her out, the world know.

@amberandrews6842

23 күн бұрын

She's SPINELESS. She's always been spineless.

@marshamariner7897

23 күн бұрын

At first I thought it said ....mattress degree....THAT could b appropriate....A MATTRESS DEGREE FROM DUMP U🤢🤮🤬😂😂😂😂😅😅😅✌️

@charlesmartin1121

23 күн бұрын

@@marshamariner7897 That course of study is only offered at the Moscow campus.

@kaylamadison8347

23 күн бұрын

@@marshamariner7897 they sell mattresses. This is probably a real degree there.

Alito and Thomas absolutely love to flaunt their corruption.🤦‍♂️🤮

@thevegandragon_

23 күн бұрын

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.

@Lonewolfmike

23 күн бұрын

I hope classes are taught about their Corruption and Illegalities. Both should be in Prison for their various Criminal behavior.

@hiltonwatkins6750

23 күн бұрын

I hope the blatant disregard for constitution is noticed by all voters. If you vote for Donald you can’t complain when you lose youir country… and he has plans to not give it back.

@nicolaasstempels8207

23 күн бұрын

They flaunt their corruption and flout the law.

@embreis2257

23 күн бұрын

does anyone expect anything to happen about it? any consequences? removal from the court perhaps?

Justices Alito and Thomas should resign. They're making the Supreme Court a complete joke. 😮😅😂

@enid7019

23 күн бұрын

And they aren't even the ones with stolen seats!!

@phylis3917

22 күн бұрын

🏆

@womanofsubstance8735

22 күн бұрын

They need to take Gaetz and Coney-Barret with them since they lied to get confirmed to the court.

@jeanneganrude8549

21 күн бұрын

@@womanofsubstance8735 Gaetz isn’t a judge on any court.

@WWZenaDo

21 күн бұрын

​@@womanofsubstance8735 Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.

LOL! Stephen Colbert and his writers are absolutely genius! They make disturbing news insanely funny!

@phylis3917

22 күн бұрын

👍🏿

@jasonfatdog6491

22 күн бұрын

skibidi biden

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

22 күн бұрын

amen and amen

SCOTUS has become absolutely GROTESQUE🤦‍♂️🤮

@teresalapier9354

23 күн бұрын

They are the Scrotus. Buncha ballsac hypocrisy.

@jessstuart7495

23 күн бұрын

Just wait until they overturn the 2024 election results in Trump's favor.

@DarkRoomAmbience

23 күн бұрын

GROTUS

@Tecnodoc32

23 күн бұрын

Your country has a sickness. You are the badguy in most stories

@thevegandragon_

23 күн бұрын

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need..

Alito is a disgrace and should be impeached! Just ridiculous!

@_MissDee_

23 күн бұрын

Unfortunately the supreme justices police themselves now. New ethics rule of law they created recently for themselves. Wonder why 🤔 (then these flags go up soon after)

@davidchalk8883

23 күн бұрын

What sort of majority do the Dems need in the senate to get a conviction?

@tinalessia

23 күн бұрын

Along with Kavanaugh and the other criminal Thomas

@Maryjanelovesgreen

23 күн бұрын

@@tinalessia And the others who lied to Congress…Vote Blue 💙🗳️💙

@ItWentChunkaCHUNK

23 күн бұрын

Haven't you heard? Impeachment is just a political stunt now.

"Here's a Nazi, Cheryl. Get out of there." Perfectly stated!

Thomas and Alito are Pro-Insurrection. 🇺🇸💙⚖️VOTE ⚖️💙🇺🇸

@susanbengston3208

23 күн бұрын

That makes them Traitors to Our America!

@andreah6379

22 күн бұрын

Wait, those are the only 2 that openly and proudly worship Der orange Furher. I would bet the other 4 are also All-In.

@rossburg84

22 күн бұрын

​@@andreah6379 Kavanaugh had a sexual misconduct case hanging over him, disappeared when he was confirmed. So that's 3

@thinkforyourself828

20 күн бұрын

Kennedy2024

Vote Biden in November 💙💙💙💙 lets save Democracy. Thank you Stephen you're so amazing 🎉

@disastermaster1413

23 күн бұрын

I’m voting for Nikki

@Beth-zg6gb

23 күн бұрын

Fools will be fools…🌊🇺🇸💙

@ahnraemenkhera7451

23 күн бұрын

Stephen is amazing! I can’t think of anyone else who can use the phrase, “great news about me” with everyone still smiling in warmth after he does so. Though I really felt his exhaustion during the COVID miasma lulls & beyond, I’m confident he’s really BACK now. I wish him the Best. He’s “helped me” through some gloomy days with his humor, wit, & transcendency!! 🇺🇸🌱🌸🌷 PEACEFUL Memorial Day!

@jschuler53

23 күн бұрын

Vote Blue to prevent some crazy dementia ridden guy who wants to be a dictator. All of us who are affected by abortion and trans issues you must vote blue. I am old and have lived protected by Roe. Now that it's taken away abortion access is the one issue I'll get out of bed for and yell and scream. who do they think they are? I still don't get it. What is it to anyone whether or not a woman has or does not have an abortion? No one else is going to raise the child if that is what happens. I don't get it. I guess they're using the "sanctity of life" argument. These anti abortion people are like old time vigilantes making sure everyone is in line with what they believe. What does it matter to anyone? Maybe the Catholics just want more Catholics. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would care one way or another. This is a mind your own beeswax thing. People are so nosey and must have vacant lives if they are so obsessed with pregnant women. Reproduction is a hot potato. We shouldn't be having more children we can't take care of in a way that is good for them.

@kathybyerly7904

23 күн бұрын

I am husband is son is

Alito is nothing but red flags

@susanhull1880

23 күн бұрын

Thomas too

@Narutass43

23 күн бұрын

Upsidedown ones

@TheOfficialTarynTots

23 күн бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if he has the stars and bars in his house.

@azoth6641

23 күн бұрын

Does that red flag include a blue saltire with white borders and containing thirteen stars?

@delta5297

23 күн бұрын

Why are we letting right-wing extremists co-opt all our national symbols?

Impeach Alito and Thomas!! Vote BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! Thanks Stephen C!

How is it that this Alito flag incident wasn't talked about for over THREE YEARS???

@user-dr8gq2jt6h

21 күн бұрын

There was just such an unimaginable amount of BS going on it's going to take years to address everything

@Steve-tk6xv

20 күн бұрын

bc its stupid and doesnt matter. Cant believe Stephen is covering this garbage. What is more important are the bribes that they are allowed to take. They are bought and paid for.

@lady_draguliana784

20 күн бұрын

The Media Circus the Right Wing stirs up is a Counter Intel stratagem, commonly called "Muddying the Waters". the culture war daily news cycle BS is designed to distract as much as possible, so that things like this slip through the cracks; unless something else brings attention to it...

You can't spell hatred without red hat.

@Independentman369

23 күн бұрын

True

@Nobuna283

23 күн бұрын

And redrum?

@Beth-zg6gb

23 күн бұрын

🎯👏 well said! 🌊🇺🇸💙

@moniqueengleman873

23 күн бұрын

​@Caras443 murder. In Sacramento they had this hole in the wall called "Murder Burger" Great burgers and milkshakes. Someone complained so they changed it to Redrum" Still a great place

@InnocentPotato-pd7wi

23 күн бұрын

EXACTLY! Red Hat reverse the words and what do you get?HATRED!🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄

Not just a pro-trump flag... an anti-American flag.

@starsabove8059

23 күн бұрын

👍

@audreywellham2413

23 күн бұрын

Two of them at both homes. Republican Supreme Court.

@jktolford8272

23 күн бұрын

@@audreywellham2413 Are we sure there are only 2 homes?

@blechtic

23 күн бұрын

Someone needs to sell the same flag with the following words underneath the picture: PRO-WUNDERBAUM ANTI-TRUMP

@lizardguyNA

23 күн бұрын

Those are the same thing though.

“You guys are a cheap date…” perfect, absolutely perfect! PEABODY WORTHY!!!

Trump's got a bigly powerful imagination: I mean, didn't he declassify all those documents just by imagining it?

Before: The Supreme Court of USA Now: The Supreme Corruption of trump

@thevegandragon_

23 күн бұрын

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need. ..

@RoxanneM-

23 күн бұрын

Of the GOP, I would add. Trump is just the puppet of many by mutual interest.

@audreywellham2413

23 күн бұрын

Republicans Court with supreme reign.

@makestank4800

23 күн бұрын

And billionaires inc.

@clickrick

23 күн бұрын

Supreme Coup of the United States

Alito and Thomas both disgraceful as judges in our highest court. Should both step down. No excuses!

@beargillium2369

23 күн бұрын

how is the American flag pro trump? please explain.

@tammylathrop6223

23 күн бұрын

​@@beargillium2369try and keep up. Read

@thePrisoner1000

23 күн бұрын

@@beargillium2369 The upside down flag.

@oldrrocr

23 күн бұрын

Alito and Thomas are proof that our primary criteria for selecting judges should be the strength of their character (honesty, strive for justice and fairness, wisdom) not what we have been using.

@richardreynolds6398

23 күн бұрын

@@beargillium2369 Better yet, stop with the purposeful ignorance - it's not funny and it's not clever.

That weed bit was brilliantly executed. Even the PA suburbs smells like weed.

@phylis3917

22 күн бұрын

Well done.

@moyerk47

22 күн бұрын

I will smoke to that!

So why are we surprised that Alito flies a flag that looks like air freshener? Maybe he smells something bad, but just does not realize it is himself.

Alito and Thomas are flaunting it now. No accountability.

@johannebeerbaum1546

23 күн бұрын

SPITTING AND PEEING ON THE CONSTITUTION WHILE GIVING THE NATION THE FINGER, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…..

@lisawall9068

23 күн бұрын

Their beliefs and prejudices are out in the open now. No need for justices to appear professional and unbiased.

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

22 күн бұрын

and we're stuck with them until they kick the proverbial bucket or they decide to step down which usually falls on the 3rd of Never-ary. (Mark it on your calendar).

Scotus should be recused & impeached ! Alito / Thomas / Kavanaugh & Barret all need to be ousted.

@truebluedigit6570

23 күн бұрын

Don't forget gorsux

@Nashandme74

23 күн бұрын

😊😊

@tach5884

12 күн бұрын

Drawn and quartered.

Can you imagine if Trump fell asleep during the debate...lol the world would implode 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theemmjay5130

22 күн бұрын

Well, the MAGAsphere would, anyway.

I don't understand how Americans can have justices with party affiliations. How can they be impartial at all?

@enid7019

23 күн бұрын

Fun fact: they aren't!

@jameskuyper

22 күн бұрын

How could you ensure that they have no party affiliation? Most US citizens do. A lack of party affiliation tends to imply a lack of interest in public affairs.

@jetta2134

20 күн бұрын

Apparently they are not to vote on party lines or even say what party affiliation they have! But all that went down the toilet when Trump came into office! Free for all! Do whatever suits you, who gives a s#$@ about the rule of law and the constitution,; granted I believe the pan of water was already boiling almost spilling over,and they saw "whatever"! Remember how Ted Cruz was interrogating candidate Ms Jackson and he treated her like dirt! That was the first red flag for me! I have never seen such disrespect in my life! From there it has been downhill ! Look at Congress meetings! Shockers I don't frequent,bars or houses of ill reputation! But I imagine that's how people behave,! Not to even mention the movie theaters, where Congresswomen can have sex ,near kids watching a movie!

@KristenRowenPliske

18 күн бұрын

They’re supposed to put that -and religion- aside in favor of the law. At home, they can do whatever but on the bench, it’s law only.

@SamAceRothstein

15 күн бұрын

@@jameskuyper A justice shouldn't necessarily be expected to have no party affiliation, but they should all be moderate, not extremists, and be trusted to always put the constitution first. There are also many people who don't affiliate with any party, but put logic first and agree with certain perspectives of both, which is the proper mindset of a healthy individual. Nobody should be a sheep for either party.

"they want to sit at a table, I said no, let's stand I want to stand....so we're sitting at a table " -art of the deal 🙄😂😂😂😂

@ohcar0line

23 күн бұрын

😂💀

@longlivedemocracy756

23 күн бұрын

😂🤣😂

@meh2510

23 күн бұрын

Sit, stand; it doesn't matter, he would soil himself before they get to the first question.

@katherinegray5086

23 күн бұрын

🥴🇦🇺💙🇺🇸🤔

Someday people will wake up from their Trump dream and realise how ridiculous they were

@whocares2087.1

23 күн бұрын

No they won't. They are not normal.

@ecyor0

23 күн бұрын

@@whocares2087.1 They'll be true believers and then when no-one's looking in 20 years, they'll start saying they never supported him.

@mattrodgers4878

23 күн бұрын

@@ecyor0look at the Nixon/jfk election of 1960. When questioned after the JFK assassination, the results had him winning by a huge margin. In reality, it was a very close election. Seems like people didn’t want to admit the support Nixon with all his controversies.

@DSAK55

23 күн бұрын

maybe 10% at most

@JanSolo555

23 күн бұрын

More like a Trump nightmare.

I love that you say “all the ships at sea,” for our military members ⚓️🌎🫡

Vote for JOE and NOT the PSYCHO(S)!

Trump in prison 2024

@kaylamadison8347

23 күн бұрын

crime disappears as they begin looking for a cell mate

@AsifKhan-hf9zy

23 күн бұрын

Trump in min security Country Golf Estate (prison) 2024

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky

23 күн бұрын

😎🫵🏻💙🇺🇸 approved!

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky

23 күн бұрын

​@@kaylamadison8347-Responsible for daiper duty! 💩🦨

@Johnsonsvideos

23 күн бұрын

The country is too corrupt, never will get jail time

SCOTUS has lost the respect of the people.

@phylis3917

22 күн бұрын

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🏅🏅🏆

@Earthneedsado-over177

22 күн бұрын

If I might add, because of the right wing justices three of which were appointed by a short-fingered vulgarian.

@mauriciomdea

22 күн бұрын

And that's worrysome on so many levels...

Always funny, Stephen . . . . "Cheap date!" Good one along with the constant flow of comedy. Thanks for the humour. We all need it.

Alito's face ... "Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming." dropped me to the floor.

"I'm not a Nazi. I just hire Nazis who can't read background text." --Trump (probably) That's not the excuse you think it is, Don.

@martin2289

23 күн бұрын

Only the group that put together that ad is not some random creator, but a self-styled "meme team" that Trump has been photographed with and his campaign manager has actively promoted.

@thomasw.5344

23 күн бұрын

@@martin2289 It's the same people who made that ridiculous "God made Trump" clip. The thing is the quality of their films is actually quite good, but they're ideologically supercharged. That's why I don't believe the claim that it was a mistake. Also it wasn't his human happy pill, they just chose her to "take one for the team"

@gilesluver

23 күн бұрын

@@martin2289 that information needs to be pushed.

@stephengraham1153

23 күн бұрын

Many MAGA supporters claim that the Nazis are communists because the translated party name is the National Socialist Workers Party (yes, I have had this discussion many times with MAGA supporters on social media) , so I'm surprised that they would associate themselves with the Third Reich and it's fascist regime in anyway.

@crazybaby_3

23 күн бұрын

Yay... weed

Hope Alito and the rest of the Supreme Court see the clip of his name and face coming on screen and the audience booing.

"To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!"🍻 -Homer J. Simpson 😂

"Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming ... " Don't know who wrote that line, but give that person a raise! (Or at least a bonus.) Well done! 💙

Haley's delight. Flip flop, flip to the flippity flip flip flopa she don't stop..

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

22 күн бұрын

More flip flops than any summer vacation; I actually met the woman. She may be kind, but she sure as heck doesn't have the backbone that Liz Cheney does.

Stephen, you say Alito got in trouble for his upside flag, and Appeal to Heaven flags. I very rarely disagree with you, but these bastards never, ever “get in trouble “, and like trump, they don’t pay for their unAmerican behaviors or crimes. I love you Stephen. 💙VOTE BLUE 💙

@phylis3917

22 күн бұрын

Sanity.

@stuartaminion511

21 күн бұрын

remember. there are rules for "them" and rules for us. they gripe about the elite class (deep state, etc.) and they themselves are just as well part of it. if i even had flown a flag upside down on my property (even in protest) the neighbers woulds have hung me by my ankeles until i cried out...not again and told me it was disrespectful of our country. oh well there are those above the law and above being disrespectful. oh and as just an openion: nothing is going to happen to trump in any of his 91 inditments (yes he got fined 450 mill. one case and 85 mill. in another. but he has yet to pay any of it (reduced to 175 mill.) which he didn't pay, someone else put up the money. trump will come out of this with nothing happening to him. okay rant over.

"Daddy needs his Happy Page". Comic gold! Well Done! 💙

As I watch America circle the drain, and prepare for the orange dictator to be re-elected, I am grateful for this monologue every day to help me smile at the insanity surrounding us.

@freya8133

21 күн бұрын

He's not going to be re-elected.

Haley flipped when being considered to be Trump's VP.... let's get real here... she's a turncoat...

@mrk4022

23 күн бұрын

no respect

@TheSmarq17

23 күн бұрын

She is a birdbrain.

@kelsonl6084

23 күн бұрын

Well I mean they all are. Pretty much all of them shittalked him when he first came out cus they never believed he’d win

@mrk4022

22 күн бұрын

@@TheSmarq17 they both are.

@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513

22 күн бұрын

She seriously makes me sick, tRump made fun of her husband’s service, and that is ok with her??? We are a military family, and this in inexcusable. Shame on you Haley.

This is what happens when you let a crook steal classified documents and blackmail all his opponents with those same documents!

@WWZenaDo

21 күн бұрын

...The documents probably went to Putin, Xi, and several white Christian Nationalist billionaires.

I hope everybody enjoys their holiday weekend! Make sure to get out and vote blue when it's time to vote! 🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🔵☮️

@thinkforyourself828

20 күн бұрын

Kennedy2024

Follow up question for Johnson: why are you at this moment flying George Washington’s flag? Pathetic press corps.

If we can't oust Alito and Thomas, we need a Democratic Supermajority to add 4 new Justices to SCOTUS - it's constitutional and will solve so many problems.

@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins

23 күн бұрын

Please quit looking at our country in terms of red and blue. Divide and conquer devices really like this

@terri6854

23 күн бұрын

@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Yes, look at it in terms of pro and anti democracy. Pro and anti checks & balances.

@paulgibbon5991

23 күн бұрын

@@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins That ship already sailed. The reds have declared war on democracy, so we need to dilute the Trumpanzee poison.

@norezenable

23 күн бұрын

That'd be fine, but with a supermajority you could also just impeach alito and thomas. Toss in gorsuch, barrett, and kavanaugh too. Alito and Thomas are obviously corrupt. Gorsuch should never have been put on the court. Barrett and kavanaugh lied during confirmation hearings.

@user-dj6hu9gq4t

23 күн бұрын

13 districts 13 judges

Trump supporters are like real life people who swear up and down that the Emperor is actually wearing clothes.

@justsaying14

23 күн бұрын

I'm very thankful indeed that this emperor is wearlng clothes 🤢

@martin2289

23 күн бұрын

That encouraging fable being disproven is a source of endless frustration.

@Paul512

23 күн бұрын

​@@justsaying14and diapers

@Kyle_P

23 күн бұрын

The problem is that the only short stories they know are from the Bible. No real lessons to learn there. They weren’t told useful stories like that. Ironic, considering how applicable that one story is to many of their beliefs.

@jackl4laughs

23 күн бұрын

You mean his supporters, who bought $400 invisible shoes because they haven't been made yet? (And likely won't be made after LouBoutin sues for the red soles they have trademarked?)

As the news gets more dire, Stephen just gets funnier. BTW, thanks for the pull-back on Joe. More, more!

MAGA should fly their true flag, the SWATIKA.

@evanhughes7609

22 күн бұрын

🪰

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

22 күн бұрын

they do in private, I'm sure.

Colbert, "The bowling ball seeing those fingers comimg," priceless! Because Alley-way and his flags are giving the middle finger to USA.

Christian Nationalists and Nazis are exactly the same thing .

Thirty Plus years ago I bought bologna. My kids asked "What's Bologna"? I answered it's a Flat Hotdog. 😂 I thought I owned that phrase because I haven't heard it ever until this monologue. 😊

Glad to see Ham Rove still getting some mileage out there.

I didnt realize having good legs is required of a president. Its a good thing one of our most popular, notable, and famous Presidents didnt have to roll himself around in a wheelchair. ... ...oh wait.

@gardenofsn5955

23 күн бұрын

Thank you so much for this. I'm disabled myself, and this made me smile and feel better about myself and my own capabilities.

SCOTUS is the worst🤢

@DSAK55

23 күн бұрын

Scrotum Court of the United States

@bigeffinowl

23 күн бұрын

SCROTUS

@JZsBFF

23 күн бұрын

Manning it with stooges is part of the classic "Drehbuch" (=script) to dissolve the credibility of the democratic institutions and pave the way for authoritarianism.

We can laugh and make fun of Alito all we want, but he still holds power.

Alito’s wife: We have a second home..?

Speaker Johnson is just letting EVERYONE know who is his Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@user-yy4jo9pk2b

23 күн бұрын

Good grief! How many homes does Alito own? All those years of rich republicans bribes sure pay well!💸💰💵

@DIESEL0759

23 күн бұрын

@@user-yy4jo9pk2b Welcome to politics, where bribery is legal. Ironically enough, if you work for the government (Federal or State) in literally ANY other capacity, you have to take a ton of course on the appearance of impropriety and how bribery is a felon and yadda, yadda, yadda...but if you're a politician, bribery is ENCOURAGED.

@JZsBFF

23 күн бұрын

@@user-yy4jo9pk2bUnquestioning loyalty to "Das Reich" pays off.

@betsykorbinyr330

23 күн бұрын

His master is the father of lies. The lord of the flies. NOT the son of God.

@JZsBFF

23 күн бұрын

​@@DIESEL0759We have half a century of conservative government and democrat "laissez-aller" to thank for that. No party is innoncent in this matter! Even Bernie is a millionaire!

Imagine printing his mood boosting news stories for him and still somehow thinking that he has the mind and temperament to be in power.

@meh2510

23 күн бұрын

When he was president, his staff had to spoon feed him information in extremely dumbed down bullet points to keep his attention. His mental capacities at this point couldn't handle a flashcard.

Will diapers be allowed at the debate? Will there be bathroom breaks? Will the water bottles have handles? Will the mics have cut off switches?

Thanks Stephen coffee up my nose and landing on my keyboard! Love your writers 🙂

Can't we all just get a bong?

@handmadehearts

23 күн бұрын

A statement fit for a King.

@anthonettedillard3999

23 күн бұрын

Ha Ha Ha!! 🤣🤣🤣

@cmdraftbrn

23 күн бұрын

what about a hookah?

@michelecox5241

23 күн бұрын

😂😅😅😂

@janw2405

23 күн бұрын

Thanks for the laugh!

As a voter I think Haley has Thatcher’s eyes but not her conviction. Thatcher was awful, Haley is pathetic

@davewolf7510

23 күн бұрын

And as Mitterrand said of Thatcher “she has the voice of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula”. Sadly I think old Tricky Nicky will be lurking in politics for some time, she is incredibly ambitious.

@kathybarnett1905

23 күн бұрын

She lost me .... she promised to do what she could to keep keep trumpiepoo out of the white house. And now???

@Iluvpie6

23 күн бұрын

@@kathybarnett1905a politician? Breaking a promise? Who would’ve guessed! Usually they at least wait until they get into office, though…

@marisabenson1222

23 күн бұрын

Disappointing to hear she would vote for trump even though she acknowledges that Biden is far better on foreign policy.

@andrewkohler9730

23 күн бұрын

@@kathybarnett1905 Of course, not even she believed herself.

I'm on vacation in NYC and I am enjoying the sidewalk atmosphere. Breathing deeply man 😁

"We've got a great show for you tonight. " Sorry, Stephen, nothing could top that monologue. You are the absolute best.

I cannot begin to fathom what it is like to be so fragile and pathetic, that you need to pay someone to feed you constant affirmation… #voteblue #BidenHarris

@scottmoldenhauer8908

23 күн бұрын

hmmm ,don't know any lesser morale (d) folks who have little concern over their actions? where is it you live?

@dlxinfinite801

23 күн бұрын

Trump's a Man Baby. Needs constant attention. He pushes foreign dignitaries out of the way to be in front of the cameras. He keeps his lawyers in the background so he stands out. So childish.

@dlxinfinite801

23 күн бұрын

@@scottmoldenhauer8908 A MAGA cult...questioning others "morale" when they will vote for a ex-president in a criminal court, facing multiple indictments? You love DUMP'S fake Christian criminality and scams, yet you speak of "morale?"

@StartAtTheEnd

22 күн бұрын

@@scottmoldenhauer8908 I'm assuming you are being sarcastic - but no, I do not personally know or associate with anyone as sick and pathetic as Trump!

Wow, "Mary Jane" still as popular today as in the 1970s when I was a teenager!!😊

@HashknightGaming

23 күн бұрын

It's legal in my state.

@mollybeth3441

23 күн бұрын

Legal here in Vegas 😊

@bryanspindle4455

23 күн бұрын

I didn't like it in the seventies and l still don't like it.

@ebethlouise2201

23 күн бұрын

Yeah we grew up

@ziggy321gj

23 күн бұрын

thank mother earth

Why are people NOT in the streets protesting to impeach Alito and Thomas!!!!???

US chronically self medicated with alcohol cigarettes and caffeine Now we can chronically self medicate

Every time Trump complains about something, I tend to see it as him projecting. So when he says he can’t imagine Biden actually running and that he’ll drop out of the race…that gives me a lot of hope! I think Trump is thinking of dropping out of the race!! 🤣

@Peacemaker-er3tl

23 күн бұрын

I'm doubtful, but I hope you're right.

@jayskateandsuchstuff8446

23 күн бұрын

You may actually be on to something.

@ashkebora7262

23 күн бұрын

His ego will guarantee it stays projection. Also with him winning being the only way he's not getting charged ... I hope. The judicial system has proved to be pretty shit.

@richardgann5400

23 күн бұрын

Unfortunately, "Not Going to Happen G.I. "

@meh2510

23 күн бұрын

He's likely projecting that he's going to fall out of the race when he's finally sent to prison. He knows he's going to be found guilty.

The umpire analogy bit was SPOT--ON! Colbert does it again!

You have some damn good writers. You always brighten my day.😊

Already having withdrawal symptoms. Need more Colbert.❤ Leave it to me to stop smoking weed just when it’s “everywhere”.

Justice Alito will blame Clarence Thomas's wife this time!😂

@meh2510

23 күн бұрын

And that would be a more believable excuse.

ridiculous excuse from speaker Johnson, claiming it's a religious symbol. No politician should display a religious symbol in his office anyway. Your office is the place where you (should) serve ALL Americans without prejudice, and personal preferences that show bias towards a particular group should not enter that room.

@saddesklunch2544

23 күн бұрын

When did he say it was a religious symbol? Did I miss that part? I thought he just said it was Washington’s flag

@d.l.d.l.8140

23 күн бұрын

He should have been immediately asked to reject the current usage of the flag AND the organizations that use it. You aren’t wrong people. I’m 70, and have been consuming news from day one. ( Thanks Dad 😂 ) The current situation is unprecedented, and one party has clearly lost their minds, a party whose decisions literally affect all of us, almost always negatively. They have a slim majority in the house. It may be the junior chamber, but they are the biggest threat to Democracy today. Their religion is to be your religion at all costs. Literally. This is the most important election in my lifetime. And it’s not for me, I’ll be dead soon. YOU have to get involved, it’s your life they want control of.

@Sabre70

23 күн бұрын

@@saddesklunch2544they said Washington’s flag has been co-opted by the Christian nationalists. It didn’t start off as a religious symbol.

@nevadak3424

23 күн бұрын

I don’t know about the us but in France religious symbols of any kind are forbidden in places of government therefore no gvt officers appointees would ever display any appartenance or would be sanctioned immediately !!

@fuchurZero

23 күн бұрын

​@@nevadak3424it is differenr in other (roman-catholic) parts of Europe: the cross is prominently displayed in state schools, state hospitals, even in nursing homes and government buildings (!!!) buildings)

New York's official state slogan is "Excelsior," which is Latin for "ever higher." It's ironic that their state law allows cannabis smoking anywhere tobacco smoking is allowed, except in a car!

"...and antique doll that gets closer every time you look away." 😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

From The UK I just can't comprehend how (as part of the system of "checks and balances") it was thought a good idea to have a Supreme Court that would be entirely impartial and yet whose members would be entirely politically appointed. All judges too for that matter. Am I missing something here?

@LarisaC.

23 күн бұрын

True. From the Netherlands, I also have this question. It seems to defy the separation of powers and undermine democracy. So why?

@paulgibbon5991

23 күн бұрын

Like a lot of other things in American politics (see: filibuster, electoral college), it relied upon everyone involved recognising the spirit of the law and not being blatantly partisan.

@victoriabaker4400

23 күн бұрын

​@paulgibbon5991 Exactly. What we're learning as citizens now is that all the vaunted checks and balances depend on honor, which the Republicans threw away when Eisenhower left office.

@v.b9139

23 күн бұрын

As an American I can’t understand how you let one horrible family control so much your land. The royal is truly awful.

@Whatzzzz999

23 күн бұрын

You are not missing anything. Surreal isn't it?

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! VOTE BLUE LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸

@honorsilverthorne7227

23 күн бұрын

Um; they DID impeach Drumpf; three times.

@deedoyle4069

23 күн бұрын

Literally. At 85, I'm an antique who has seen this setup from WW2. Think THIS: What if....the dictator DOES 'win' ? Read your history and use your mind: = do YOU wanna be told 'how, when, whether' to live your life? Cuz that's what happens. Eg....read about what Castro did to Cuba! Is the USA next.......?

@bthsr7113

22 күн бұрын

Because our lives DO depend on it. Or at least our lives as we know them!

@bannedtwice7767

21 күн бұрын

F that

@thinkforyourself828

20 күн бұрын

Voting against Trump is not voting for the best candidate. I'm voting Kennedy, the best candidate we've had in decades.

Thank you Stephen for making me laugh….the reality is heartbreaking 💔

How much more of this crap do we need to do away with lifetime appointments and have term limits for ALL government offices? The very fact that Biff is being allowed to run shows how far down the crapper we have gone.

@dorothywiseman3492

23 күн бұрын

Absolutely! N0 0ne should have any government paid position for life.

Injustice Alito flies flags at home for people that know exactly how many cigarettes they can get for a catalytic converter…

I love that stephen has been having his staff appear more often on video.

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

Well done Stephen Colbert.

I need someone to follow me around with a printer to print out flattering things about me. 😂

I hereby propose that when everything is said and done, we come up with a new American flag. As of right now, I can not stand the sight of Old Glory flying in monster trucks, and seeing traitors kissing it or wrapped in it.

Summer does not begin until the Solstice on June 20th, don't let anyone tell you different.

$20 says we eventually find out that Alito is a qanon person.

@kaylamadison8347

23 күн бұрын

that already happened

@Jim-cp7ng

23 күн бұрын

Maybe he is... Q!

@discospiders

23 күн бұрын

Totally

@marygillmeister6013

23 күн бұрын

Maybe he was actually that guy with the horns and face paint at the storming of the US Capitol 🤔 Joking aside, the fact that a Supreme Court Justice is flying partisan flags seems way off to me!

@ChrisDuprasinVegas

22 күн бұрын

should have bet more money; there's no way he wasn't. He has to be...

A headline in the Guardian. "the unified reich line was a message not a mistake" !

@user-dr8gq2jt6h

21 күн бұрын

Absolutely was a message just like he always does

Yes a convicted criminal on 34 charges as of today guilty as charged. July 11th full sentence

Effing gold man. If I had a Peabody handy I’d give it to you. My stomach hurts and I have hope😂❤

@victordeleonii9947

23 күн бұрын

Also, whoever hasn’t watched full episode, do it!

@DavidLS1

23 күн бұрын

Is a Peabody handy like a regular handy?

Dude threw his wife under the bus over a stupid flag.

@meh2510

23 күн бұрын

Dude threw half the country under the bus with his Roe/Wade ruling. What's another injustice to a woman to him?

@martin2289

23 күн бұрын

Apparently, his wife is also a piece of work, every bit as much of a radical loon as he is.

Despite the Swedish theming, Ikea's international headquarters is actually in Leiden, Netherlands, so "Dutch Sheets" would be an accurate name.

@marjamerryflower

23 күн бұрын

Why the sheets though

@theTeknoViking

23 күн бұрын

Tsjonge Jonge Jonge... It's a tax trick. IKEA is pretty god damn Swedish.

I just laughed so hard!

Thank you!!! I’m so mad these creeps have co-opted the Washington flag!!!

I WILL BE VOTING DEMOCRAT , until we have a NEW Republican party .....Nikki disappointed me badly💔💔...

@bdahl4002

23 күн бұрын

Like you will see the truth someday and realize the terrible mistake your making.

@YesJustice

23 күн бұрын

@@bdahl4002 hello...the Truth are 1. Democracy is better than dictatorship. 2. The Nation is more important than a selfish individual. 3. Peace of the nation is more important than any political party....WAKE UP NOW !!! COUNTRY FIRST before party 💯💯💯

@bdahl4002

23 күн бұрын

Nikki took a page right out of the Democrats playbook. She took your money, told all sorts of B.S. about Trump then after getting trampled by trump her true feeling came out. She blew her chance at VP by doing it. Now she’s looking for a new job.

@bdahl4002

23 күн бұрын

@@YesJustice good morning, 1-Watch Biden’s speech at that black college about Democracy. 2- The boarder, 3- Biden is supporting Hamas thru the U.N.

@thinkforyourself828

20 күн бұрын

Kennedy

I'm beginning to really like when Colbert reacts to the crowds response to a joke with the same enthusiasm as a parent who's entertained by a kid doing something sad but adorable.

@johnbannister9212

23 күн бұрын

There are actual real jokes on this show? without prompted audience applauds. Sorry, shucks, this is the US

@McCarthyJohn100

23 күн бұрын

​@@johnbannister9212Bot or just a Troll? Going through the comments and criticizing the comedic quality on different comedy shows sounds like you make excellent use of your time.

Impeach alito and thomas now. Throw them both off the court.

I've been a member of the Daily Tokin' & Drinkin' Club since April 30th, 1976.

@buzz5969

23 күн бұрын

Good on ya…

@kellistorie7917

22 күн бұрын

@@buzz5969 well, I wouldn't go that far. But, I will never know the nightmare that I imagine I may have escaped.

Luv'd that last bit with the printer. She played it perfectly and Colbert as always did his. 👍🏽