Joe Biden has so much integrity, such a good man. Thank you God for letting the USA have Joe Biden for our President.

@150pluskph

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@lucky-lio9223

Жыл бұрын

This is the biggest joke of the day jaja 🤣

@lindaleelaw5277

Жыл бұрын

His Catholicism guides him.

@150pluskph

Жыл бұрын

I'm a conservative Republican, and I think I speak for every fair and reasonable American when I say that out of all the presidents we've had, he is the greatest of them all. We just need a federal bill to make our national anthem more inclusive and mention the LGBTQ!

@miguelcg25

Жыл бұрын

U knuckle head

Joe is delightful, real and honest. I talk to my cat, and dog owners talk their dogs, so don’t give Joe any grief.

Happy Birthday to our President. As an immigrant, I thank him for bringing decency and respect to each one of us living in this beautiful country.

@danpowell6962

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't promote decency. He promotes abortion and child mutilation. That's the opposite of decency.

@Moskoe83

Жыл бұрын

You obviously have no clue about Biden and his crimes.

@mrqs1549

Жыл бұрын

@@Moskoe83 Show me the prove. Don’t come to me with empt bla bla bla!

@vernchaput6368

Жыл бұрын

@@danpowell6962 so how many abortions did he force you to get? And what mutilations?

@danpowell6962

Жыл бұрын

@@vernchaput6368 I never said he forces anyone to get abortions. However he does support and advocate for abortion to be a right, which is pure evil. And by mutilation I am referring to Biden's open support of allowing minors to receive gender transition surgery.

That young man was polite and sweet. I hope they gave him something better than some doorknobs.

@missevergreen3123

Жыл бұрын

Yea, I was thinking that too.

"Conservative" and "Think", two words that should never be used in the same sentence.

@PleaseDontEatAnimals

Жыл бұрын

Unless it's: Conservatives can't think.

@paleocon777

Жыл бұрын

Did Fetterman tell you that? 🥴

@myusername272

Жыл бұрын

Wow. Your what’s wrong with America. Left and right are making Americans fight each other. And you can’t see that. Both sides suck but here you are digging in for “your side” while they point the finger and don’t do their basic job. Good for you.

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

@@paleocon777 loser says what?

@mikelytou

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Everytime I hear "conservative Think tank", I burst into either laughter or tears.

Hey, Queen Elizabeth was 96 and still had all her marbles! Stop knocking the elderly, we still count. PS Love your show.😉

@lenawagenfuehr53

Жыл бұрын

Biden's problem is not age - he's always been rambling

That little boy is the epitome of being grateful. God Bless his little heart.

I love that guy ..it’s like having a loving grandfather in charge ..leave him alone ❤️❤️

I love President Joe Biden! He’s so stinking adorable. God bless America

@jonathanrisher8541

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't go that far....but it's a great improvement from Trump

@McLKeith

Жыл бұрын

No doubt you think the Insurrection Inciter is cool.

@thatoneguy58609

Жыл бұрын

Its really not. Biden raised prices on almost everything and ruined the economy

@kingjamos2422

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanrisher8541 A moldy bologna sandwich is a great improvement from Trump. The bar is not high. Actually I think they had to drill a hole in the ground just so they could put the bar down to Trump's level.

@chevynova7103

Жыл бұрын

Yay worst president in American history

that little kid was so sweet. Deserves all the gifts he asked for.

@mikelytou

Жыл бұрын

Deserving is one thing, but affording another. His wishlist is easily over $1000. That's like 20 Christmases for me.

@markusbrauns4274

Жыл бұрын

That kid has amazing parents. well behaved, speaks properly, great example to follow.

@Bryguy_Gaming

Жыл бұрын

And flat screen tvs are dirt cheap

@robin31165

Жыл бұрын

@@mikelytou yeah, his wishlist is a little pricey, but I don’t think he realizes that. He’s a sweet and cute little kid, I love this kid!

@robin31165

Жыл бұрын

And the look on his face when he got all those door knobs, you know he was disappointed, but that’s a well behaved kid. He still says “thank you” & says he’s happy when we know damn well he was hoping something like a Nintendo switch was on that little conveyor belt! What a sweet kid.

What a sweet, polite young man! I hope Jimmy got him something he actually wanted for Christmas! He was such a good sport!!! 😊

@__yklim

Жыл бұрын

Door knobs

@alb453

Жыл бұрын

I think I saw his heart breaking when those door knobs rolled out. I wanted to hug him lol!!! I hope they got him something from his list as well ❤

@nathaliecheng4190

Жыл бұрын

I came to the comments for this poor child! Lol

So refreshing when the worst thing you can say about the Pres is that they're old!

As a Boomer prone to long stories myself, I appreciate that President Biden at least meanders kindly and has empathy. 😉🇺🇸

Happy birthday Joe, I'm a few years older and I voted for you. Go get 'em😊

@6onut692

Жыл бұрын

Your the problem with this country

@aestheticallypleasing7184

Жыл бұрын

Not likely. He isn’t there mentally. Don’t you watch KZread or news other than CNN?

@ywoulduchoosetousethis

Жыл бұрын

He is serious business

@oldrrocr

Жыл бұрын

It's such a relief that Jimmy is only making fun of Biden's age and malapropisms... not like the last guy, who committed treason or felonies every single day.

@wesleybeacom

Жыл бұрын

Sad to see Joe finally become president and then go senile

I loved that sweet little boy! So well mannered! Hopefully he didn't just go home with doorknobs, that Jimmy gave him something nice for being on the show.

@lvgk8898

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is the knob.

@ivanttosuckyourblood

Жыл бұрын

and a rag to polish those knobs

That little boy was so lovely. His parents should be extremely proud of his demeanor and his control over the door knobs prank lol

I just want to hug Joe B. Bless his sweet ol' heart and God Bless America!

Riley is absolutely the most precious boy. What a gem.

That boy is beyond adorable...so smart and astute 🥰...please get him everything on his list 🙏🏾

That poor kid! He was so polite about the door knobs. I hope he got a better gift afterwards. 😊

That little boy was so polite and well-mannered. Even through his disappointment in getting door knobs he still wished them a Merry Christmas. I really hope he was given more than just the door knobs. His parents should be very proud.

@edvh88

Жыл бұрын

He’s old enough to get a joke, I’m sure they gave him some of his wish stuff too.

@johndolan5076

Жыл бұрын

i think that this was supposed to be funny but sometimes funny this way backfires. i hope that kid got paid a lot and jimmy explained to him that this is a joke before he was in the scene.

@foxbutterfly-eden8715

Жыл бұрын

That kid is a snitch

@kevinm.1565

Жыл бұрын

Kids should not be raised to be this passive and compliant. I’d rather a kid say “that’s not what I wanted, but thank you.”

@kregan1986

Жыл бұрын

@@kevinm.1565 you would rather that?

That kid and his manners are precious.

“Ya you’re pardoned, yes you are yeah” First of all why is this really sweet, and second why did he sound like Will Ferrell when he said it😂😂

Biden talking to the turkey is actually really wholesome.

@lynsthoughts3576

Жыл бұрын

we talk to our pets when they're scared

@manilkasheran2934

Жыл бұрын

Yep the former one doesn't have the emotional acuity to do that!

@vernchaput6368

Жыл бұрын

Lol,he doesn't even talk to his children like that! It's me,me,me!

@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987

Жыл бұрын

@@vernchaput6368 As opposed to who?

they better have given that kid a Switch, he was such a little gentleman. :)

@raykahn455

Жыл бұрын

A stick to beat him with? That's the only switch I know other than a light switch

Too funny trump thinking he's aware of the cost or availability of turkey 🦃 🤭 I just purchased the nicest bird I've gotten in years for just over a dollar a pound 🤣

A Happy and blessed 80th b-day anniversary to Prezi Biden! Cheers Mr Prez🍷🎂

That little boy is just the cutest little nugget ever, 😍so brave, calm and articulate. 🥰

That kid was so nice. What a gentle spirit.

That little boy was adorable!! Can you imagine what was going on in his head when he first saw those doorknobs coming towards him?! Poor little guy.

@mariesmith8454

Жыл бұрын

NorthernJules, Yeah, it wasn't funny at all.

Oh man… the door knob one had me laughing uncontrollably while hanging my laundry up… you guys are so mean… 😂

@mariesmith8454

Жыл бұрын

Tan Anthony. right, since when isn't misleading and disappointing a little kid just so hilarious?

I am crying laughing about that sweet, sweet child just standing there, so politely, so confused & so disappointed by that pile of doorknobs! 🤣🤣🤣 What a sweetheart!

Trump doesn't need to worry about turkey.. his goose is nearly cooked.

@normacolon9618

Жыл бұрын

I hope and pray.

@lauradawson7676

Жыл бұрын

Good one.

@williammartin757

Жыл бұрын

@@normacolon9618 Amen.

At least Biden cares about something living besides himself. Unlike a former president!

@openminds8765

Жыл бұрын

His empathy towards other people is amazing and what you want to see in a President (and Thanksgiving Turkey's too)👍🏼

@PleaseDontEatAnimals

Жыл бұрын

@@openminds8765 And the tape that leaked of him talking to Hunter, even though we never should have heard it as it was very private, was so very heartfelt. ♥️

@PleaseDontEatAnimals

Жыл бұрын

@@openminds8765 Traitor tRump is the worst thing that ever happened to our country--at least in my lifetime. Not sure what you're trying to say. I was saying how heartwarming it was the way Biden spoke to his son.

@openminds8765

Жыл бұрын

My bad I thought you we going on a Lets Go Brandon / Hunter rampage like those in the Republican Party love to do. I stand corrected and will remove me comment.

@mrsr003

Жыл бұрын

@Mike A No, but Trump running again sure is!

I love Joe Biden speaking to that turkey who seemed to understand him and breathed in this big sigh of relief. It's a shame we are going to eat all of his relatives! Also loved the ending that cute kid! He is trying to pretend like he likes the gift of - doorknobs!!

Lou Wilson is a comedic genius, they gotta put him in front more.

I wasn't on Twitter before but this clinches it - I will never go on Twitter and I don't want to know what either of those idiots say on that forum or any other.

I got my turkey for .47 cents a pound. They had a HUGE pile of them! In fact I got one to cook for my dogs, it is cheaper than dog food!

As a locksmith and parent of a 2 yr old I really enjoyed the Santa segment. The young man was a very good sport about taking some door knobs!

I don’t do twitter, facebook, and such. Classic Johnny Carson, that’s about it. Blood pressure good.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING President JOE BIDEN AND FAMILY ‼️🌻🍁🍂

@joycelinda4720

Жыл бұрын

Hello 👋

Oh my god that little boy at the end was absolutely precious. I hope he has a wonderful Christmas!

I'm spruking you for Pres Jimmy, you would do a great job. I'd trust you.

Poor Kid!! 😒Jimmy takes great pride in playing jokes on children.😁 This kid was one of the SWEETEST and humble kids, EVER!! 😇💜💙😇Jimmy, I hope you and your staff gave this little guy something VERY special. 🎁🎁🎁What a kid!! I👍👏💜 His parents must be so PROUD of him.💙💜💖

when ever Biden rambles on I just love it. It makes me feel safe. I trust Grandpa. He is so relaxing after the trump

@carrie3206

Жыл бұрын

I agree with your sentiment exactly.

@denisehenry3427

Жыл бұрын

Me too. ♥

@lenawagenfuehr53

Жыл бұрын

He did this all his life, not just in old age. This is the genius who gave us the unconstitutional "Biden Rule"...which managed to bite the Democrats in the butt.

@Syclone0044

Жыл бұрын

The best part of Biden getting elected is being able to sleep soundly knowing a rational adult is at the helm of the ship once again!

@Killercoldice22

Жыл бұрын

lol....i didn't even vote for trump,,,but sleepy joe literaly doesn't know whats going on. Biden ain't running the country and if you believe that your foolish.

I hope that sweet kid got a REAL present after the doorknob trick. He was so good about the joke gift. ❤

Happy Birthday President Biden. Thank you Jack Smith.✨️❤️✨️

Joe Biden talking to turkeys is way better than Clint Eastwood talking to that dam chair

The fact that the turkey was cool with the prez petting him is so sweet unlike the eagle attacking Trump and rightly so. Lol

@toriwolf_92

Жыл бұрын

Eagle knew he was a Russian spy wanting to destroy the US

@stumblingmumbler

Жыл бұрын

That's my favorite video of Trump it's was a perfect metaphor for his presidency That eagles name was uncle Sam BTW

@realzachfluke1

Жыл бұрын

For real though, and honestly, what an incredible metaphor Trump being attacked by that eagle was. We should really remind ourselves of that more often, because it's accidental symbolism at its _absolute finest_ hahaha. Like this country could not have been ANY clearer from the very beginning that *WE do NOT support him* 😂

@ericjanssen394

Жыл бұрын

Cool with it? That turkey was demonstrating where the expression "Ruffling someone's feathers" came from.

@Kari.F.

Жыл бұрын

Biden loves animals, and this proves it. This was really sweet!

Remember when Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey and gave an interview where they were beheading turkeys in the background? Classic thanksgiving video.

@kallen868

Жыл бұрын

😂 I remember that! Ooopsie!

@margaretmurphy9498

Жыл бұрын

And saying it was a great day our for children. No class

@sammi723

Жыл бұрын

Did she really???? Omfg, Palin is a joke!!!!

Man did I enjoy that video of Joe still in possession of his car keys in the Jay Leno tubeshow. Man he whipped that stinger like a man. Our good ole cup of Joe.

That sweet child was so polite and adorable.😊♥️

I really hope you gave that little boy something really nice after that! What a gracious person he is, he makes a really good friend!

@edvh88

Жыл бұрын

I mean, unless you’re Leonardo!!

Did you really let that kid leave with freaking door knobs? Tell me you gave that awesome kid something else!

Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national emblem. Instead the Bald Eagle was given the Iconic prestige.

I felt sorry for the little kid. He was too young to realize that Jimmy was. kidding him, but still he was polite, I hope they don't do that anymore.

@jjsunshine

Жыл бұрын

They could've at least given him some candy or something before leaving. Geesh Jimmy. Did you even notice how he couldn't take his eyes off the knobs; he was so disappointed

@christiannielsen3863

Жыл бұрын

oh I'm sure they do. He is gonna laugh about it when he gets older.

@jaypac7126

Жыл бұрын

That kid got way more than door knobs no need to feel sorry

@gggnumber1

Жыл бұрын

@@jaypac7126 -Yeah, me too, I don't see what the problem is. All those door knobs. I was friggin' so jealous.

@purplefireweed

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is always mean to kids Always has been For the laughs Hahahaha

That little boy was so cute as he walked away carrying all those doorknobs pretending to be happy ☃️🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄

Oh Jimmy, I am so glad for you doing your humor show ! So many things to lampoon, poke fun at, and parody. Thomas Nast ( Look him up ) would be smirking 😏 too !

@lmm1586

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy is so superficial 😃

You have never GIVEN up any documents without the extra pressure from the legal system.

God bless that sweet little boy . I hope they gave him real 🎁 presents 🎁

Ah, you know they gave him something totally cool off stage. When he saw the knobs he sure kept his composure. What a great kid! He is obviously being raised well, probably with a lot of love to make him that accepting!

@edvh88

Жыл бұрын

He knows grown ups can be goofy too! We get to joke around and have fun too.

@mariesmith8454

Жыл бұрын

@@edvh88 , That's not "goofy," it's shameful.

@mariesmith8454

Жыл бұрын

Julie Utley, No, we don't know they gave him something "totally cool off stage." Kimmel has a quirky thing about liking to disappoint little kids that's unpleasant to watch & not funny.

@julieutley2073

Жыл бұрын

@@mariesmith8454 really? Didn't know that.

@Stella-tan

Жыл бұрын

@@mariesmith8454Bruh, it’s clear he was acting. No kid is talking about Santa and presents without a huge smile on their face. And it must’ve been his parents that signed some paper for him to act in the first place. Him and his parents definitely got something in return other than those door knobs.

Oh! They killed themselves! Gee, thanks for explaining that joke, Jimmy. That's exactly how comedy works, ofc.

"Shouldn't it be called 'kickball' anyway?" By which logic, Mr. Kimmel, yours would be 'grab-ball'.

Boycott Twitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As funny as it was, man, I really felt for the kid when he saw the knobs. Hope you guys get him something in return.

@RPGreg2600

Жыл бұрын

Yeah man, that poor kid was expecting a Nintendo switch and he got doorknobs. 😭

@cjcap9918

Жыл бұрын

Me too! I wish they would not have done that

@mikotomisaka8714

Жыл бұрын

i didn't, he asked Santa for a Flatscreen TV, a Switch and a thousand dollar phone. He's spoiled as hell. should be grateful he got anything, and be told santa isn't real so he is truly grateful to who the REAL purchaser of his gifts are, his hard working parents.

@Christi6746

Жыл бұрын

@@mikotomisaka8714 Are you serious?? A kid asking for things doesn't automatically make them spoiled. Every child has dream items they'd love to get. Doesn't mean they're going to throw a fit if they don't get them. Don't jump to conclusions about someone you know nothing about.

@jeremycurtis2334

Жыл бұрын

@@mikotomisaka8714 Also young kids don’t always have the greatest concept of cost. Their brains haven’t figured out the value of things, Santa or parents. He’s a kid with dreams and will likely grow up to be more charitable than you. Santa getting you a lump of coal and society will judge you.

When I was at Walmart there was a freezer full of turkeys. Hams and chickens.

Joe: You're pardon Chocolate turkey: Pardon, what did I do?

That kid's face when he saw those door knobs was classic! I bet he was hoping for the wide screen tv.

I would rather somebody talking to turkeys than the actual real turkey there last time. Joe rocks🇦🇺

@jacobk4475

Жыл бұрын

Joe can’t even get out a full sentence you probably know that making you the real turkey voting for a disabled man

@evolassunglasses4673

Жыл бұрын

🙄

@patriceaqa288

Жыл бұрын

@@evolassunglasses4673 I feel sorry for Joe biden. If it was the era pre social media we'd only see him when he gives speeches or important moments. We'd know he's the oldest sitting president but little more. That everything is being filmed 24/7 by every human being on the planet is a nightmare for biden. All of his missteps are seen and mocked by the whole world.

@Jinkroll

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who thinks it’s weird to talk to animals has never had animals.

@tonybonfiglio872

Жыл бұрын

Joe rocks something never ever said before should have said Hunter blows

Jimmy, get this kid a Nintendo Switch, a pro controller, and their favorite game. They were excellent in the skit.

as a turkey owner - the body language of that Tom WAS NOT HAPPY with joe in his face lmao. He is lucky it didn't flog him. Now THAT would be funny. Getting body checked by a pissed off Tom. LMAO Theyd have to re name the bird "Irony".

If he is the “most transparent President ever” and has nothing to hide, what’s he so upset about?

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I guess he didn't want everyone to know how completely innocent he is.

@gamepapa1211

Жыл бұрын

Reminder: Trump pleads the Fifth Amendment 440 times during a session with New York's Attorney General. Also reminder: "You see these mob bosses take the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald Jessica Trump, Iowa 2016

@linda1lee2

Жыл бұрын

He's surely the most transparent criminal President ever!

@agolftwittler1223

Жыл бұрын

President Reject Donald John Trump trundle into a bar.................... .................and lowers it.

@oneirishpoet

Жыл бұрын

Yeah of course everyone knows that every single word out of the Insane Orange Clown's 🤡 mouth is always a lie and basically an admission of guilt!

What a good boy! Jimmy you are so mean to kids!

That little boy is so cute and mannerly. I hope that they gave him his favorite toys.

Miss the good ole days, when Johnny Carson never talked about politics. It was family friendly and funny.

That little guys parents had to love that skit! He was so cute.

Kimmel is going to give that precious little boy a real gift, right? They aren't gonna just let him leave with doorknobs are they?

the poor kid, the look on his little face. :D You are a REALLY BAD BOY Jimmy. :D

Football began in London on 1823. The NFL's first match took place in 1913. The NFL stole Rugby's game format and stole Football's name. What a real class act. BTW, Rugby began after a Footballer picked up the ball and ran it into the net... then proclaimed he scored a goal. This act began the birth of Rugby and the birth of Federated International FOOTBALL Association (FIFA). While attendance for NFL wanes, Football still holds the title of The Most Popular Sport in The World.

Jimmy? You did give that young man a Nintendo, right?

“Meet the new Bob. Same as the old Bob.” - We won’t get fooled again!

I sure hope that sweet, POLITE, & VERY well spoken little boy found an iPhone8 & big screen TV waiting for him off screen! Not only did his teacher say he was a good boy...but the way he kept smiling when those knows came out...ANY Santa could tell he TRULY is the BESTIST GOODEST BOY there EVER was!

Jimmy you better have given that kid a better present after putting him through that you turkey 🦃

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍

I paid 49 cents a pound for my turkey and 1.69 a pound for my ham! Local Kroger here in Tennessee. Thanks, Jimmy! Happy Thanksgiving!

Did he really say, "The most honest and innocent person ever"??? OMG! 🤣🤣🤣

Even though I couldn't help laughing that last bit was cruel. What a sweet kid.

I just got a turkey today...3 days before Thanksgiving....and my 14 lb bird was exactly 28 bucks so Jimmy is spot on.

@gogrannygo4431

Жыл бұрын

Our turkey was free. That's four times under the price we paid last year.

@pisces363

Жыл бұрын

I got a 15lb. turkey from Costco for about $16.00. I actually got two for about $30.00.

@TheRealcdawg22

Жыл бұрын

@@gogrannygo4431 your math is off

@gogrannygo4431

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealcdawg22 I know

@M_SC

Жыл бұрын

A free range Turkey would cost about $65

Poor baby went home with a handful of door knobs 😂😂. He is a sweetheart. Kids are so precious.

This episode is better than ever I'm rolling laughing

That was so funny when the door knobs came out lol

Notice it was Canadians they asked concerning the age of President Biden! We are nice to everyone!

"Donald Trump has even more legal trouble on his little hands." 🤣 Jimmy, thank you so much for not passing up on that opportunity! 😆

@sinetteiversen9978

Жыл бұрын

TINY!!!

@xkinglizardx1191

Жыл бұрын

You know what they say about a man with small hands…

@zazatv6822

Жыл бұрын

I paid 3 bucks more for my turkey

@zazatv6822

Жыл бұрын

No beer , no weed ,no thanks.

@missunderstanding357

Жыл бұрын

@@xkinglizardx1191 He wears little gloves? 😂

Jimmy I’m with you, I’d def watch a channel of President Biden talking to Turkeys. 🤣🤣🤣

I wish I was in the crowd when Trump said he was Honest I would of screamed " If your Honest I am Marry Poppins "

Mr. jimmy I have always watched your show, this episode of your show was different with that little boy, the way he answer’s your questions was very polite and well mannered, I really hope you bring this kind of little kids in your show and boost their lives in to the bright future. I thank you Mr. jimmy, best regards

@MrSupervillin

Жыл бұрын

It would be nice if he actually gave him the 🎁

@janicecastellanos8091

Жыл бұрын

@@MrSupervillin Every year that thought crosses my mind,Christmas 🎄& Thanksgiving. 🦃 I just can’t see Jimmy Kimmel not gifting 🎁 🎁 these kids. 👦🏾🧒 That young boy was so honest & well mannered - not to mention adorable!!!! 🥰 A+ to his parents! 👏🏻👏🏻

I love Lou. He is awesome on Dimension 20 and Not Another D&D Podcast.

Please tell me that kid got something he actually wanted after this.. seemed like such a great kid

not gonna lie, I would want Biden as my grandpa...that turkey convo is very cute, took me back to moments when my dad was alive, talking to my teddy bear 🥲

Could u imagine trump and kanye debating? lol

@kallen868

Жыл бұрын

That wouldn't be "word salad" but "word salad bar"!

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

Throw in Herschel and watch our collective IQ go down

@dodballabab

Жыл бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 🤣