Even Vladimir Putin & Mitch McConnell Know Trump Lost
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Kylie Jenner & Kanye West topped the Forbes list of highest paid celebrities in 2020, day 42 of #Squattergate is upon us despite the Electoral College making it official for Joe Biden, Mitch McConnell and Vladimir Putin both sent their congratulations to the new President-Elect as Trump and his staff continue to claim election fraud, Mayor Pete Buttigieg got a nomination for Secretary of Transportation by Joe Biden, Ivanka Trump considers a run for US Senate in Florida, an exciting solution for your cancelled office holiday party, and the Chanucorn returns to prove that he is real once and for all!
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Putin congratulated him. Mitch got the cue. Did the same.
@TheHighSpaceWizard
3 жыл бұрын
Good old Moscow Mitch.
@richietattersall2122
3 жыл бұрын
He was waiting for Putin to call him to tell him to do it, he didn't want to piss-off his boss.
@anti1training
3 жыл бұрын
Lol good thing people don't actually believe in conspiracy theories haha 😂
@TheHighSpaceWizard
3 жыл бұрын
@Marvin Martian Russia.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
Mitchell McConnell literally doing the bare minimum and I'm supposed to act impressed? Gtfo
@keithpugh7538
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 God bless you
@KennethD000
3 жыл бұрын
We tried to get the Kentucky gobbler out!!
@AngelLPena
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 Remember to tell your therapist about this.
@geraldhaynesjr1815
3 жыл бұрын
How about that America.
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 he is from Kentucky
If you want the complete definition of a "Bootlicker" just think of any GOP member that comes to mind.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
Ah! The times Jimmy has delivered me from maniachal-depressive moments...he is a savior. No hurt feelings, Jesus.
Mitch McConnell's face is so obnoxious.
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂👍 ikr?
@rogerswab53
3 жыл бұрын
the least of 'obnoxiousnesss'🤪'
@Bombdizzle
3 жыл бұрын
His existence is obnoxious
@TheOfficialTarynTots
3 жыл бұрын
All he needs is a cat to pet while he makes his faces and we can send out Inspector Gadget to get him.
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheOfficialTarynTots lol
“Even that son of a Mitch McConnell”... hilarious!! 😅😂🤣
@dollarroll2000
3 жыл бұрын
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@anti1training
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 Stop
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@dollarroll2000
3 жыл бұрын
@@anti1training but but what about dominion, uranium one, Benghazi, Hunter Biden's laptop? huh, what about the affidavits, huh? What about the hearings? What about the videos? I have not watched the videos but Alex Jones said we have videos for secret evidence when Trump goes to the supremes. Why did they stop the votes. We wanted them to count the votes then stop the votes. How can Joe Biden get more votes than Hillary, Obama and Hugo Chavez combined? Haha I bet you didn't think about that one, huh?
@albertzinger5222
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 trump won the election
"Son of a Mitch " LOL I am still laughing
When Mitch McConnell is telling his campaign to congratulate Joe Biden, that's when you know it's over!!!
I don't want Trump to concede I want him thrown out of the white house.
@jessewahwah
3 жыл бұрын
And who's going to do that? The military who LOVES HIM?
@dragonballflee9882
3 жыл бұрын
Did you know that trump is the only president to have the lowest unemployment rate, lowest black and Hispanic unemployment rate, lowest poverty rate, and lowest womens unemployment rate, all at the same time?
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@jessewahwah I'll do it ✋
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@dragonballflee9882 highest UNDER employment rate too.
@marcvu4379
3 жыл бұрын
@@dragonballflee9882 girl, that was a lie.
So depressing hearing Kylie Jenner made almost $600 million dollars this year. I must be doing something wrong with my life.
@TheHighSpaceWizard
3 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it.
@deelee1569
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, she was born to get payed for nothing
@mihikajain5197
3 жыл бұрын
And I read that the bangladeshi workers who work in her brand's factories are not even being paid properly in the pandemic
@dutchdna
3 жыл бұрын
Depends. Show us a picture.
@mihikajain5197
3 жыл бұрын
@@dutchdna of the article? I can't really do that on youtube, can I? 🤷♀️
I'm really liking Jimmy Kimmel late night commentary style...funny, factual, oh so stylish, great eye candy, and hip for all who are young and young at heart..that will be me!
The Hanukkah Unicorn made me laugh out loud 😂
I'm so embarrassed to have been BORN and raised in this state of Texas
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Another liberal think he speak for all texas lmao😂😂
@valenzuela940
3 жыл бұрын
In the military, soldiers have this annoyance with Texans. We're cocky and very proud of where we're from. You'll never run into a Texan and not hear them tell you about how Texas is the greatest country in the world lol. I was one of those. Now I'm just embarrassed. Hoping we can get some honor back. I mean, what am I supposed to do with the 10 state of Texas tattoos on my body?
@Auroramcfarmland
3 жыл бұрын
well, I'm from the same state as the my pillow guy, so I know how you're feeling right about now
@Indanao1
3 жыл бұрын
Repeal the 2nd, it's only a man made law.
That Texas electorate guy was like a giddy school girl when he made his announcement.
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@myname8175 time to relocate
@Girlgamssilver
3 жыл бұрын
It sad when the bar is so low you have to dig a hole to get under it
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@myname8175 not here in Massachusetts 😉
@Emma-dh1lx
3 жыл бұрын
@@myname8175 Move to a big city like San Antonio or Houston! Minorities out number Dump Trump supporters.
@karlditz8631
3 жыл бұрын
@@myname8175 Trump knows they are stupid that is why he just feeds them hate.
I would never by a pillow for a company lead by someone who has no attachment to reality. Why would I believe a guys word on his product if he can't be honest on the most basic stuff?
Thanks again, Jimmy we couldn't have pulled this magnificent victory off without you. .. “Sometimes the simplest things mean the most.”
GEORGIA DEMOCRATIC VOTERS! PLEASE turn out just one more time and help ensure the success of the next four years!! Vote Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock for senate! VOTE💙VOTE💙VOTE💙
@camelot544
3 жыл бұрын
Ga voter here voting tomorrow :)
@petuniapop7819
3 жыл бұрын
No pressure GA but THE ENTIRE COUNTRY is in your hands... again!! Sorry about that!! 😬 also someone please give Abrams a wonderful vacation when possible lmao
@dollarroll2000
3 жыл бұрын
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@waynesharp3503
3 жыл бұрын
Is there a collective name for clowns?
@angellizarraga9502
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 LOL Poor you
Vote Jon Ossoff And Raphael Warnock
@lyndajames6396
3 жыл бұрын
Should be a no contest, the opposition consist of two dishonest brokers(literally), unless you buy stocks and shares vote Democratic.
@Nebraska2002
3 жыл бұрын
Hell no
@Lol-ch1zn
3 жыл бұрын
Denver, the leave and go to russia. Sugar vladdy putin is waiting for you
@thrawn7600
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nebraska2002 Go to russia and take Donnyski Trumpovic, Moscow Mitch, Purdue and Loeffler with you. Never mind Putin is waiting for you
@xiomarasamudio9991
3 жыл бұрын
Done 💙👍
Jimmy, you are by far the funniest show host on TV at this time. I’ll be honest, when you first started this show I watched the others. I wasn’t really “into” watching your show. I found the more I watched you the more I literally laughed at loud every time. I’ve done a 360 with my opinion. Love, love, love your comedic talent. 💕
"The president is still involved in ongoing litigation" = The talking pumpkin is still throwing hissie fits if anyone even mentions the name Joe. He is also firiing everyone named Joe and anything that rhymes with it.
@johncampbell9448
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no, looks like some more lay offs. He fired Joe, Joe, Joe, Boe, Loe, Joe, Poe, Joe, that’s just a book of poems being escorted out, I don’t think that even rhymes, Joe, Low, Joe, Joe and, oh no not Joe ( The Low.) Poe.
Trumps Christmas party for 900 was a huge flop. Only around 70 showed up. According to Rachel Maddow. Even Santa wore a mask. And. Mike Pompeo didnt show even though supposed to give a speech. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frankie1012
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@richardbourne3333
3 жыл бұрын
What, Satan showed up at Trump's party? Oh, sorry, it was Santa. Well if he gets COVID, this will be the worst Christmas ever!
@Darling_Nicci
3 жыл бұрын
Is this true? How embarrassing 😳😳😳
@elroy8272
3 жыл бұрын
@@Darling_Nicci gosh , I hope so. She mentioned it at end of her show. Ignore him and perhaps he will go away!
@dcliffe8539
3 жыл бұрын
that's still more than old joe's first rally, cough!
Kanye should have not gotten a PPP loan if he is Number 2 on the Forbes list.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@justsaying3548
3 жыл бұрын
The PPP allowed for almost all rich people to get this kind of “kickback” something the republicans said was necessary to keep the economy afloat but it didn’t work due to Covid worsening.
@jehovahwitness4584
3 жыл бұрын
Dude why wouldn't he when Biden and Hillary also got PP loan.
The Texas Legislature cheering: "Yay! We're still idiots! Whoooooooo!"
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@NicolaW72
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera You know how to use the copy & paste function of your laptop...
@johnteeter2857
3 жыл бұрын
Texas is smart enough not to use dominion machines and highly limited mail in ballots which are both conduits for fraud.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
@@NicolaW72 democrats are powerless 😂😂
@JL-vx1rb
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone seems to want to move to Texas to maintain their freedoms!
Times like this makes me sad to live in Texas. I do not represent these mad people.
“Kayleigh your not mcEnany sense.”
@lydiaanderson842
3 жыл бұрын
@agentcodydanks Yes that exactly and how are you doing?
@carmenfalcon1866
3 жыл бұрын
Good one.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Azrael442
3 жыл бұрын
You're*
If Kylie Jenner was standing in front of me in a line at Tim Horton’s, I wouldn’t recognize her.
@to-isengard
3 жыл бұрын
Sure you would. You'd trip on her lips.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
She overrated
@wonderyearsdouche475
3 жыл бұрын
Being ugly sucks
I continue to be awed by the digital editing done byJimmy's team... so funny, and REALLY convincing. impressive!
Aw I wanted to see Guillermo's dangerous toys bit! He's the best sidekick in late night history.
Who tf was paying Kylie Jenner?! What does she even do? 😂🤦🏾♀️
@omg1103
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing but copying black women.
@supagirl277
3 жыл бұрын
She has makeup, clothing, perfume, and skincare companies.
@weemeemoo
3 жыл бұрын
What a damn HOAX - that family is a sham spinning stories that no one believes
@dandruff3414
3 жыл бұрын
Being a step sister of Kim Kardashian
@Maddog969
3 жыл бұрын
She's a billionaire
I don't buy Goya and I burned my mypillow. Nuff said.
@stanleygood7909
3 жыл бұрын
So depressing hearing Kylie Jenner made almost $600 million dollars this year. I must be doing something wrong with my life.
The longer Trump doesn’t concede, the closer we get to seeing him being dragged out on live TV
@ihateadverts
3 жыл бұрын
@Marvin Martian pay per view White House extraction
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Get ready for civil w*R 75milion of trump supporter is enough to overthrow democrats in congress after all they own milion of Gunsz 😂😂😂😂
@CodenameHaswelly
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera cringe kid
@scarlettrhoads1726
3 жыл бұрын
God, I hope they let us off work to watch! I'm gonna do it either way!
Putin: "You can't even do basic dictatorship Trump, I'm done with you."
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
George soros is mad cause he can't outsmarted Putin. Even cia can't remove erdogan 😂😂😂
@kerriekupar6466
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera oh have patience they will be removed eventually.
@danielcarvalho1453
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera antisemite
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielcarvalho1453 Do you think all jews love George soros?? Dude even support BDS movement. lmao
Kayleigh desperately flicking through pages always looks like she has her book of stupid and her book lies mixed up.
@carmenfalcon1866
3 жыл бұрын
KaLIE McEnema
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@whalesong999
3 жыл бұрын
The white house has become an asylum.
@randomrangoon5476
3 жыл бұрын
It's a book of stupid lies. Just one book with pictures
@robs6661
3 жыл бұрын
Us election is a joke. Not secure full of backdoors. Very irregular
I was hoping the congressman from Michigan who left the GOP would start getting others outta their seats and off the train, too.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
George soros and democrats is mad cause they can't outsmarted Assad, putin, erdogan in Syria 😂😂😂
@kaintudigit1599
3 жыл бұрын
Why remove anyone? Restore US. Develop non-authoritarian allies. Try to maintain peace by any and all means. Why is war and "removing" leaders always on the top of conservatives' list? I'm moderate independent. And far as smart, I'm pretty blessed. But no desire to "outsmart" anyone. How about rational thinking without control of others to the point of militarianism? BTW, your Google picture looks pretty smart. Is that a suit and tie? You evangelical?
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@SecularFelinist
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera O... kay. 🤨
@garyburnett4243
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats don't have to remove anybody those countries own people will remove them just like the people of the united states removed trump.
Jimmy, wishing you and your families a Happy, Safe, Healthy New Year. Thank you for all the comic relief in a grim year. Best in 'class.' Thank you.
Barr is 'stepping down', or 'running back to the Jellystone Park'... to-may-to, to-mah-to.
@old-fashionedcoughypot
3 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping he gets together with Roseanne Barr and do a podcast together. Call it "Barr Squared" or something young and hip like that.
@timduggan1962
3 жыл бұрын
Billy Barr (Jabba the Hutt) is getting out early to beat the Holiday traffic rush...
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@rumpvirus7393
3 жыл бұрын
Send them all Trump Ideas and watch them implode..That might be against the Geneva convention.
@tommyp6959
3 жыл бұрын
Don't be, it's not your fault
The way trump behaving is like a bad breakup
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@luisramirez687
3 жыл бұрын
He is acting like a child more like it.
“Punching *little* holes in the wall”… With his *tiny* hands
Great, just GREAT! Now I will never know how dangerous my 1st Machete is! If my kid lobs off an arm or a leg Im comming for you Hanucorn!
What the hell is the My Pillow guy talking about? Algorithms breaking voting machines and hands and feet? Wtf? 😂
@maureenawty6629
3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget he was once crack addict 😬😷
@ntandosekay
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he is back on crack again 🤔
@maureenawty6629
3 жыл бұрын
@@ntandosekay wouldn't surprise me Carol 😬😷
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@whostosay3256
3 жыл бұрын
It all makes sense in Trumpland
The Whitehouse is so nuts, I cant take it anymore
Thanks for doing such a great job not dividing our country Jimmy.
I lost it as "...son of a Mitch McConnell" LMFAOO
Okay this is to ridiculous even for me. I'm going to bed.
@caseypride
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Guillermo.
@alexandergames9164
3 жыл бұрын
Night
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@DOLsenior
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera ok Ryan...copy and paste this bizarre comment 🤔 ...how many times?🙄 It makes NO sense.
@whalesong999
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's best not to go to bed with this being you're last eyeful for the night. Probably why I watch the videos in the mornings.
“Son of a Mitch...” 🤣
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
Doesn't this highlight our world is upside down. Baseless humans earn the most😒
Percentage of people killed at Hiroshima: 30%. Percentage of people fired from the Orange Sphincter's cabinet: 91%!
the my pillow guy sounds like jesse ventura that swallowed a pillow
@bigvalley4987
3 жыл бұрын
@Just Trying 2BMe I forecast that his sales will be going down. And that pillow is not a pillow that I would buy again. The only thing that separate that pillows from others. You can wash it, comfortability is nothing to write home about.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@JenA2145
3 жыл бұрын
donya...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johncampbell9448
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigvalley4987 personally I like my plain matters without a pillow than with his pillows, for me they’re just super uncomfortable.
Elec-toral College: "Biden". Elec-trical Chair: "Trump".
@tuyenle8107
3 жыл бұрын
still 4 more years 🤣
@brandonaldaymachuse6669
3 жыл бұрын
Huh? Not even child rapists get the death penalty anymore. Quit being so...extra.
@MC-vg1tl
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@marcowl5680
3 жыл бұрын
@@tuyenle8107 hold your trashy presidents Lzzzz deal with it
@Levi-rc8kh
3 жыл бұрын
@@tuyenle8107 Oh, you're still coping. It's ok, I'll wait.
Putin finally told Mitch McConnell , to accept Biden's win .
This show gets better all the time!
Kylie Jenner?? Wtf....for what?? That is insane.
Last time I was this early , every losing candidate had conceded the next day of Election
@waynesharp3503
3 жыл бұрын
And America has the nerve to tell us all what to believe
@SirTomFoolery
3 жыл бұрын
@@waynesharp3503 hmmm?
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@SirTomFoolery
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera Hmmm? What do you mean "democrats" worst nightmare lmao??? Is that george soros behind you!? Look out!!!!
@marco05171
3 жыл бұрын
@@SirTomFoolery hes a bot
"Have some knishes!"" I laughed so hard at that, I want a knish so bad!
"turtle face son of a Mitch" 😂😂😂😂😂
Stepford McEnany, 36 more days, girlie!!!
@rosemondealtamirano6552
3 жыл бұрын
How did this lowlife Kayleigh University of Florida Law Student get a FINAL year placement at Harvard Law School. It is unprecedented that Harvard would accept a Student in their Law School for only the Last YEAR! WOW !!!!!! WHATS THE REAL STORY?
@Emma-dh1lx
3 жыл бұрын
@@rosemondealtamirano6552 She Blew the Dean for an entire year.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
The pillow guy needs to get off the drugs..lol
@furball8967
3 жыл бұрын
Hes on drugs? Hahaha....
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@robinjackson7882
3 жыл бұрын
Or get more sleep
So glad Trump is gone. What a freaking nightmare that was.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@johncampbell9448
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera you, you gonna just keep copying and pasting that comment.
@johncampbell9448
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera, I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just I’ve seen that commitment written by you 4 different times.
@billphillips1639
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera Republicum lacky's worst nightmare. Where they gonna stick their tongue's and nose's when the Orange anus goes to prison? LMFAO
@redzoom7857
3 жыл бұрын
They are a lame troll, don’t feel bad for calling it out.
I can’t be the only one that hears that woman’s laugh 😂
Joke of the day: To the guy who stole my antidepressants.. *I hope you are happy*
@xxsaruman82xx87
3 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌
@sayoryeetbeems379
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@FunFitandWell
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣👍🏼
@heatherdequetteville9184
3 жыл бұрын
Love it 😀
@dollarroll2000
3 жыл бұрын
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
4:54 did he just say "Kayleigh Macaroni" or was it just me?
@kathleensposato5529
3 жыл бұрын
He did
@michaeldentzer7475
3 жыл бұрын
Well, trump called the president of Italy. “President Mozzarella”
@quelodequelo
3 жыл бұрын
Italy here, when Napoleon invaded Rome the nobles sent their servant to the grand ball. If I were in charge of a national newspaper at this point I would send my canteen employee to interview Macaroni as revenge of trump administration's bad attitude to journalists
@carmenfalcon1866
3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, but she's still KayLIE McEnema
@davidlundquist1979
3 жыл бұрын
He calls her that almost every time. I think of her as "Buchenwald Barbie" myself, but Jimmy's nickname is definitely more family friendly.
The Kardashian crew has figured out how to make stupid people make them rich.
...ABSOLUTELY KILARIOUS MR. JIMMY KIMMEL AND SR. GUILLERMO RODRIGUEZ...THANK YOU FOR BRINGING A SMILE TO THIS OTHERWISE MISERABLE YEAR...
The republicans are like someone watching the movie "Titanic", and thinking that this time, they'll see the ice berg in time to miss it and the ship will make it to NY.
@dollarroll2000
3 жыл бұрын
If you are a Republican in Georgia why would you vote to make McConnell Senate leader? He sold our country out to the deepstate. Q warned us about him and we didn't listen. Vote all Republicans out because Trump is still going to be our president, lord and savior. DO NOT FORGET, GEORGIA! McConnell sold us out! A vote for McConnell senate is a vote for Hillary, Obama, Comey, deepstate, liberals, Jews, uranium one, Benghazi, Detroit, Atlanta, Socialism, communism, China, democracy, APC, dominion, Hugo Chavez, John McCain, Pelosi, Iran, Hunter Biden laptop, fpx news, CNN, MSNBC, Soros and Kamala and to the blacks and the illegals. WE MUST NOT ACCEPT THE DEEPSTATE Republicans in Georgia, please don't vote! They betrayed our greatest president and spiritual leader. They will steal Christmas from us. They will take away our guns, steak and moonshine. Vote Trump in Georgia or don't vote!
@jessewahwah
3 жыл бұрын
No. We're like the astronauts in Armageddon.
@Girlgamssilver
3 жыл бұрын
nope. They missed it
@marcvu4379
3 жыл бұрын
@@dollarroll2000 guuurl, you are a mess...
@simmonsgalloway8466
3 жыл бұрын
Now that is the best analogy I've heard .
Omg!!!😭😭😭😭 this has me rolling! Pete Boutacich..... that little kid with the train! Excuse the spelling!
The worst thing about no office party is the lack of cheating and the awkwardness in the office after
36 days from now, it will be the longest 36 days of my life.
The trumps will become a political dynasty... A dynasty of Flops!
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Indanao1
3 жыл бұрын
Trump should have put his boys into Soccer at an early age - they all Flop.
You know it's dead over for Trump when Vladmir Putin congratulates Joe Biden. It may have even ended his romance with Trump.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
doesn't matter anyway. Joe biden win will cause more wars in the middle east, trust me! Dude already done Syria and Libya in 2011 under Obama administration. lol
"We are barreling towards the most depressing holiday season of our lives..." YET
Haha wait what ongoing litigation....hahaha
Trump's reaction to McConnell’s congratulatory statement urged ”MyPillow guy” to create a new pillow version that comes with buckets 🪣 for the tears! 😬🤣
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@pfzht
3 жыл бұрын
The Left can't meme.
Mayor Pete, 😂. God this is literally the funniest night show... Pete the “first cabinet member who can actually fit in a cabinet.” 😂🥰😍
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
Jimmy Kimmel is still the BEST! Better than ALL the rest!
I honestly believe the guy that said the rock 😃 . “ what do these people do again? “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Such a shame, I will never buy another mypillow.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@GaliSinatra
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera Voteflake
@johncampbell9448
3 жыл бұрын
@buggy he’s been doing that for every comment that says something bad about his precious trump.
Moscow Mitch got his order from Putin "Tell all the rat to jump ship NOW "
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
How Democrats gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! you are powerless Lmao
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
doesn't matter anyway. Joe biden win will cause more wars in the middle east, trust me! Dude already done Syria and Libya in 2011 under Obama administration. lol
keep doing your thing man, you and Conan are my favorites.
"Release the Krackhead!" Oh, they already did....
Moms for America had this guy as a speaker? Ugh!
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Atheist and Secular people can't stop religion from growing HHAAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣
@ErLeuchten
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera you sound so mad and that makes me happy :)
THOSE WHO CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE ABSURDITIES CAN MAKE YOU COMMIT ATROCITIES. VOLTAIRE
“She’s one of the family” interesting choice of words 😂👌🏾
1:55, How dare you insult turtles 🐢, in such a way!!!!
I can't help picturing Lindel, wired on crack, trying to go to sleep, and cursing out his pillow for keeping him awake.
He's playing his donors/supporters hard. Lol.
@chigozienwankwo234
3 жыл бұрын
This is the real truth, plus to keep his Republican base riled up till the next election...
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Even Joe Biden have donor lmao😂😂
As a person of Jewish descent I find Gary the Hanukkohrn and all of his _offensive Jew jokes_ hilarious! 😂 I hope to one day see Gary the Hanukkohrn *more* than one day a year and staring in a TV sitcom with his very own line of moychandising.
I was was hoping one of the talk show hosts would make a Paul Mitchell hair joke. Thanks, Jimmy!
Seeing how pained "Obama will be a one term POTUS" Mitch McConnell was facing the fact Obama's VP will be our next president... that was nice.
@NicolaW72
3 жыл бұрын
:-)
@TheBerny32
3 жыл бұрын
Beautifully ironic, isn't it?? :-D
@lejuaneoswald
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Did the "My Pillow" guy just crash a Moms for America rally? So he could rant about his hand and foot 😆😂🤣.
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... George soros is mad! Lmao
@ErLeuchten
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera you sound so mad and that makes me happy :)
@elbinx760
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera *MAGA TEARS* *DELICIOUS* *YUMM GIMME MORE!!!!*
@elbinx760
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera *4 MORE YEARS!*
@elbinx760
3 жыл бұрын
@@Saiputera *12 MORE YEARS*
Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯
My pillow dude..... I have no words😂😂😂😂😂
NOBODY AND NOTHING interrupts the perfect beloved Guillermo... how will you rectify this disrespectful injustice Kimmel????
Trump lost yeah even the whole world knows that
@tigresita40
3 жыл бұрын
You wish 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Do you think the whole world is liberal or Democrats fan?? lmao😂😂
@el1te1984
3 жыл бұрын
Dominion audit in Michigan says otherwise.
@rusan7186
3 жыл бұрын
Except himself.
The Office Party Party Ad your man from Even Stevens was in it xD Can't believe I forget his name..
Son of a Mitch 😂😂 I was done right then and there
They flag his tweets because they know that 1) They're false, and 2) They know it probably boils his blood when they do that.
Enough weed to take a single hit in the third floor bathroom!
@Saiputera
3 жыл бұрын
Democrats worst nightmare. How they gonna remove conservative leader in turkey, russia, India, Brazil, hungary etc... 😂😂😂
"KGBFF Sugar Vladi Putin". Jimmy stole my screen name 😂
Why didn't they just ask her who the campaign spokesperson she's referring to was 😹