Check out my new video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mY5ps5WBaMe6Zrg.html When James May laughs he sounds like a dying duck

@kenolsen1845

5 жыл бұрын

NO

@j.r.bolton7867

4 жыл бұрын

No

@jackleo4632

2 жыл бұрын

You prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a method to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot my password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!

@cassiusrylan3361

2 жыл бұрын

@Jack Leo instablaster :)

@jackleo4632

2 жыл бұрын

@Cassius Rylan thanks so much for your reply. I found the site thru google and im trying it out now. Seems to take a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

If you watch the behind the scenes Jeremy did empty his lorry unscripted and it pissed off the crew and the culture minister 😂

@tomsun0282

5 жыл бұрын

What video is it?

@JosephStardust

5 жыл бұрын

What is a “culture minister”?

@Vladpryde

5 жыл бұрын

A Culture Minister is a local dignitary that meets with the crew and works them through local customs and proper behavior so as to not offend anyone. Or, at least, to LESSEN the effect of offending anyone.

@DustinPlatt

5 жыл бұрын

@Blue Turtle Is that new? I can find so much on this site. My goodness. This is like the invention of the wheel. Thank you!

@astroboirap

5 жыл бұрын

a burmese murderer @@Vladpryde

"No mate, on the shelves of Tesco that has the value of about a fiver"

@paddyh8023

5 жыл бұрын

"Are you gonna cut it with peas."

@AanShovon

5 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@andysandy362

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Nemo! Neither do I don’t worry lmao

@MrChampManager

5 жыл бұрын

Tesco is a grocery store

@rachaelevans8351

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Nemo! Jeremy thought he’d bought drugs

Richard: "Are you gonna cut it with peas?" James: *Duck laugh mode activated*

@frasergibson5763

2 жыл бұрын

Would you mind explaining that joke? I don’t get it...

@iceMarrow2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@frasergibson5763 the basis that you "cut" (mix) cocain with other things so the joke was saying is he going to mix it with some peas 😂 quite funny of Hammond tbh

@frasergibson5763

2 жыл бұрын

@@iceMarrow2000 thank you. Merry Christmas

"Are you going to cut it with peas?"

@HDTransport

5 жыл бұрын

He he he he he he

5:31 James: "Jeesus, I mean Buddha" lost it 😂😂😂

@sethlingtonstudiosco1555

5 жыл бұрын

Oh lordy loo. 😂

Jeremy‘s face and his laugh at 8:19 is enough to cure anyone’s bad day 😂😂😂

@andershebekk251

Жыл бұрын

you can see its only water, not piss. They are pooring in waterbottles

"Modern lorry drivers are cris *P* and shar *P* "

James' slow reaction and laugh to cutting the rice with peas is brilliant

@StaffordMagnus

10 ай бұрын

Hammonds grin just makes it, he knew he'd dropped a good one.

The line "maybe it is so that it can milk itself" is underappreciated

5:19 "Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco!" Ha!

@mindedchaos

5 жыл бұрын

wasnt there a episode where he says hello horse i shall call you burger lol

@jackguest145

5 жыл бұрын

Jackboy Yeah both happened

@Vladpryde

5 жыл бұрын

See? This is why you are no longer of any use to anybody, because of fuel. Yeeeerrrsss, you see, cars are better than you!

“There’s a slope on it” How I miss the jokes that these three made

@livingfailure2701

5 жыл бұрын

They always keep making jokes ;) Do you watch the Grand Tour?

@luvr381

5 жыл бұрын

Nowadays we need to celebrate political uncorrectness.

@edinson1613

5 жыл бұрын

Bet you wouldnt find it so funny if you were a slope. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHaHAAAAaaaeeeeeeee, he said slope...... so funny. HEHEhhehhehheeeee. The irony is that brits, officially the fucken ugliest nationality on earth, with their rotting teeth and bad breath, are making fun of an asian's appearance. LOLLL!!!!!11

@invicti830

5 жыл бұрын

You seem upset rice boy

@ToX1CPlayer

5 жыл бұрын

who hurt you, Edinson?

Clarkson had the best idea for living quarters. Man that looks sharp.

By far the best Top Gear special of this era. It just isn’t the same today.

ooh is too warm, so warm, fresh rain warm 😂

@cameronburke8002

5 жыл бұрын

"I can taste the goodness"

@_.hawtdawg._1039

4 жыл бұрын

Golden rain

Burma, home of the golden C R I S P S

@SRTDODGY

6 жыл бұрын

TheJackFroster I watched that vid

@Tehguy248

6 жыл бұрын

I've bought a CraarcH

@JackFroster

6 жыл бұрын

Oh is that what that is?

@SRTDODGY

6 жыл бұрын

Tehguy248 YT C R I S P S

@Tehguy248

6 жыл бұрын

...................................hey

"BMW 325i and this... almost identical"

7:29 favorite part 😂😂😂😂

@mrh9120

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed like a moron

@adityavisu

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody is sure to lose it at this part😂😂😂😂@7:29

I used to watch these specials when I was like 10, and the amount of jokes I didn’t understand baffles me. Of how things change in a matter of years.

@willblucat3335

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@Jtmissile

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

2:21 Best laugh ever :P

(6:01) James May: Jesus... CLARKSON!!!

there's a slope on it

@danielwillems3795

6 жыл бұрын

tbh, I don't get the joke. Does it have something to do with the native man walking on the other side?

@asbjrnc7877

6 жыл бұрын

Daniël Willems It does, he is the slope, they got a lot of "attention" for the comment.

@danielwillems3795

6 жыл бұрын

Asbjørn Christensen I was rewatching it on netflix and that scene isn't on there

@asbjrnc7877

6 жыл бұрын

Daniël Willems Probably Netflix censorship

@penguiz23

5 жыл бұрын

Yea, a slope is a derogatory term for an Asian. It's just a funny joke fuck people being daisies and censoring it.

(10:08) Jeremy Clarkson: That is a proud moment, but, there's a slope over there Richard Hammond: Your right, it's definitely higher on that side

So many moments defined by one word. "CLARKSON!"

7:55 im fucking CRYING X’D

6:38 Footage Of Clarkson Leaving The BBC 😥

@k.sudharto2425

4 жыл бұрын

MrBlackSpy what's the song name in the background

@ScuderiaInspire

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry seems to be the hardest word

2:18 “Are you going to cut it with peas?”

I find that Burma's bridges and roads often have lots of slopes on them Jeremy

golden rain..

@rep100Luxio

5 жыл бұрын

Piss shower

@kursk_kuku141

5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Soon I lost it when he said that!!! LOL!!!

@Optimus97

5 жыл бұрын

I can *taste* the goodness XD

@jeremyfong5684

2 жыл бұрын

*Unstoppable laughter*

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!"

@hannahmcgahan8920

3 жыл бұрын

I cried laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannahmcgahan8920 Me too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JohnYenchick

3 жыл бұрын

God above!!!

My great gramma came from Burma... I know literally nothing about the place except for what I've seen on Gear Tops.

Even still I can rewatch the REAL top gear. These 3 are the best😂👌

Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco! (For no obvious reason what so ever!)

@Tempcore_

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because the horse was gonna be the way to get fuel, and you can get fuel at tesco? Something like that

@lukemmurphy795

5 жыл бұрын

Adargi It was in reference to the Tesco horse meat scandal.

@tomfoolthegreat

5 жыл бұрын

Luke M Murphy r/woooosh

@Vladpryde

5 жыл бұрын

"See? This is why you are no longer of any use to anybody, because of fuel. Yeeeerrrsss, you see, cars are better than you!"

@Jtmissile

4 жыл бұрын

Luke M Murphy Huh, never knew that.

I'm Burmese and I love this special of Top Gear

@TheRuddster95

8 ай бұрын

👏🏼

"are you gonna cut it with peas" lolol

2:21 best laugh ever

So for once, Clarkson and May weren't TAKIN the piss...!!! 😂

@peterholland82

5 жыл бұрын

They did take pisses

@adityavisu

3 жыл бұрын

But Hammond literally took the piss

"this must be buddism in action. I want to convert"

6:03 *CLARKSON!!!*

@brianmurphy1749

5 жыл бұрын

"What?"

5 жыл бұрын

Funny. Very funny.

@brianmurphy1749

5 жыл бұрын

"Yes."

@Snowfang00andco

5 жыл бұрын

He does it again at the end with Jame’s tent over the side of the river

A: hammond's in the way and B: i cant be bothered

both horses in different specials love jeremy , tesco and burger ( hehe ) , was both so chill lol

I miss this top gear

@whyarewehere3893

6 жыл бұрын

EnclaveTesla not you again

@hokage1997

6 жыл бұрын

whyarewehere mwhahaha

James: 'CLARKSON'

@Jason_The_Stooge

4 жыл бұрын

6:03 9:28

I love James laugh 😂

Really appreciate the jokes that don't seem staged

Such a great episode!

luv this episode..one of the best ever

We all came here for one clip "Hammond you idiot you've reversed into the sports lorry"

(9:28) James May: CLARKSON!!!

@Jason_The_Stooge

4 жыл бұрын

6:03

Hammond got a golden shower in burma WTF

10:14 that’s when the BBC was forced to apologise after Clarkson use the word slope when describing the Asian man

This is one of the best trips they did!

Hilarious when James falls out of the tent :p

"Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco"

Never been a better car show

This was a great episode

Best top gear special ever 😂

Modern lorry drivers are crisps and sharp

the jam bear is legendary

The quick panel flash at the beginning it looks like the one label says: wizards? That's what I call a truck option.

Crisp, and sharp.

8:00 -> I can taste it...

“Crisp and sharp” 😂

This Burma Special made me realize how much we under-appreciate automatic gear

They should've stopped by Myanmar while they were over there.

@ExplorationOfAI

6 жыл бұрын

TaeZer Hahaha

@titaniumslug

5 жыл бұрын

J Peterman has something to tell you: kzread.info/dash/bejne/aZNp08OzZ9S5grg.html

Mi favourite special!

2:16 “IT’S NOT WRYCE!!!!” - Jezza the ‘Arguing’ Orangutan, 2014

Tonight, I look like a School Teacher James Looks like a Farmer And Richard wears Tank tops.

Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco. 🤣🤣🤣

i am goin to call you Tesco 😂😂😂

7:51 Jeremy and May looking at each others.....

‘Hello horse, I will name you tesco.’

HOLY MOLY!

@brianmurphy1749

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's so it can milk itself.

This is hilarious

jeremy: hello, i shall call you tesco horse: o k

9:48

That last one ....

i can taste the goodness 😂

Homie got a golden shower lmfaoo

There’s a slope on it 😂😂😂 I wonder if other people understood the joke

HOLY MOLY

Tonight Richard get a cold shower James Laugh like a duck And Jeremy get pissed off

@hannahmcgahan8920

3 жыл бұрын

More like a golden shower 🤣

"Jesus, I mean...Buddha." 😄

Clarkson!!!

By midnight I have been through every crop in the area 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Why is it that every single time they use horses, Jeremy, who deserves getting hurt the most, never gets hurt at all

Heaviest teddy bear in BURMA

The slope comment was NOT referring to the man.

7:45 Goddammit. Jezza & May 🤣😅😁🤣

Tonight James get carried by a Caine twice Richard fail of a horse and hurts himself And Jeremy take a dump watch made Richard and James pissed

7:25, what is the name of the musical instrument? I loved it

5:02

@thedogethatgames

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I’m gay now

In the end he got to keep the jam

the jambear...

You Missed one! *“Hammond you idiot you reversed into the Sports Lorry!”*

Lol Golden rain 😁😄

Tonight Jeremy take a dump James fail in the water twice And Richard broke his wrist

Are you gonna with peas?" LOL

5:09 😂😂😂😂😂

Clarkson? Funny you funny man