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Some of the funny moments from Top Gear Bolivia Special.
James May arrives at the starting point of Amazon Exploration with what Richard refers to as 'My first explorer kit' and a Suzuki SJ413 (which not only had flat tires, but also was meant to be blue not red). Richard had a Toyota Land Cruiser 40 (with a broken side window, and an amateur effort to make it a convertible with a canopy roof). Clarkson had bought a Range Rover Classic (which had been described as having a 3.9 L engine, but was actually found to be a 3.5 when inspected).
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I would pay a great amount of money to have all the specials released with the entire deleted scenes. Each trip could be 8 hours long and I wouldnt care
@mattdavis7274
2 жыл бұрын
I'd happily watch that
@Default.Studios.
2 жыл бұрын
yessss
@Home_Rich
2 жыл бұрын
I admire your boredom.
@mattdavis7274
2 жыл бұрын
@@Home_RichBeing Bored has Nothing to do with it ya muppet we are fans go watch Paw Patrol you child
@petey7692
Жыл бұрын
imagine how much comedy gold the BBC actually have but won't release.
"If you do anything more manly you're in danger of possibly even making yourself pregnant" One of Hammonds funniest moments xD
@RubyBlueUwU
Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they cut that, absolute gold
@freddiegass6961
Жыл бұрын
Hahahh completely agree. Don’t think they cut this though?
@jonathanmiller5232
Жыл бұрын
He'd create a son via mitosis.
@cybersifygaming
Жыл бұрын
Big lol from me, yes
"LET'S NOT HAVE A CHAINSAW-MACHETE FIGHT" How often have we heard that one?
@RobAndTheChaps
4 жыл бұрын
Toby Mea time for Jason vs Leatherface
Hammond and Clarkson: ... May: DON’T TOUCH IT
When Clarkson pulled out the chainsaw, what you didn’t see is all the producers running away screaming “WHO LET HIM HAVE A CHAINSAW”
@cristalmewtwo4160
Жыл бұрын
Whatever idiot left it in the chest instead of like an axe or something easier to deal with
“It’s double edged, because it’s so dull on both sides”
"Why am I so utterly useless at everything?" -Jeremy Clarkson
Clarkson's evil laugh when chasing Hammond with a tarantula is magnificent
@lewisneedham2168
Жыл бұрын
"look at his little face"
5:56 Jeremy: “Why’s it stalled?” 😂 Hammond: “Let’s take that a message, possibly even from God, that you should put the chainsaw in the bloody car and go” 💀
@TheFallofTheEleventh
2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: “I LIKE THIS!!!” 😂
The pregnant line by Hammond is so bloody comedic😂
The fact that these bits were cut shows how amazing this particular special was
@A-genuine-bloke
Жыл бұрын
So these weren’t even in the actual Bolivia special at all?
@ryanmohan3041
Жыл бұрын
They weren't cut
@pykamirulol
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanmohan3041 A few of these definitely weren't in the special.
You know, exception made for some moments, my envy for these three dudes is immense they're paid to visit some of the best places on earth having fun with cars and being paid for it
@timothyboersma6358
2 жыл бұрын
They have, quite literally, been everywhere in the world.
@SamaelVR
Жыл бұрын
Sure you’d wanna camp in those jungles and deserts?
@cristalmewtwo4160
Жыл бұрын
@@timothyboersma6358 yeah on grand tour they said for just the former episodes of that current series they'd bee to like 15 separate countries
Hammond high on cocaine is the best bit😂
@tigasharkjb
2 жыл бұрын
"Couldn't stand the noise from my bag." lol
@Tjalve70
2 жыл бұрын
It'd definitely the high bit, yes.
„You know everything you try and do ever? It’s terrible“ - Brilliant piece of British Humor right there
Why did they cut scenes at all?! This shit is gold. Just release em as a directors cut. All specials 4 hours long.
@davidaprian6965
2 жыл бұрын
emm, because copyrights exist??
@samhirst2830
2 жыл бұрын
The BBC only allowed them to have a runtime of 60 mins. I believe they must have eventually convinced the BBC because the last few specials were split into two parts.
@CynicalBushy
Жыл бұрын
@@samhirst2830 they actually released 6 specials on DVD inside a stig head DVD Case (I know because I owned it) most of these scenes were on there and the entire Bolivia Special was uncensored
@Hoaxe72
Жыл бұрын
@@CynicalBushy was it better then the original?
@CynicalBushy
Жыл бұрын
@@Hoaxe72 absolutely, it showed all the original parts + all of these deleted scenes and a couple more from my recollection
Every time I see Hammond and May smacking the tree with the machete like it's an axe I die a little inside.
@shurdi3
2 жыл бұрын
If you know what you're doing, and have a decent machete you can chop down a tree with an axe no major issue. Will be slower, but doable I've chopped similar sized birch and hornbeam with my tramontina
@TheHutchy01
Ай бұрын
The problem with that is that if there's a scale of "knowing what you're doing with a machete", You're at one end and James May is as far off the other end of the scale as it is possible to go.
What I learned from this: if you own a Range Rover, rip out the engine and DOWNgrade it to run on carburetors! I'm blown away that Jeremy's Rover showed far above average reliability considering what he put it through...
“His plums are in the Amazon” 😂😂
"I'll tell you what it did show in the picture, it was blue" gold
As I sunk into the ooze my colleagues became increasingly "concerned "
@AH-be6bu
4 жыл бұрын
His plums are in the Amazon, look!
I died at "You know everything you try to do ever?" 😂
Why would you leave out James slipping getting on the barge? That’s the funniest part of the episode.
This was their 2009 Christmas Special, which aired on BBC Two on Sunday 27th December 2009. Around 7.5 million tuned into watch it, remember this was in an era before streaming became the norm, so that was a great figure. In comparison the 2022 Christmas special was watched by a consolidated audience of around 4.1 million, even after catch up.
This is proper Top Gear. Not that stupid new "Top Gear".
@NwaEgo
5 жыл бұрын
Sadly it's all we got now
@sonoftone8629
5 жыл бұрын
Kick Down Doors the grand tour
@subie1019
4 жыл бұрын
The grand tour just doesn’t feel as real as this, it felt really scripted.
@qg1235
4 жыл бұрын
subie101 exactly what I think. I’m glad they made a new show but it will never be anywhere near as good as these old top gear episodes
@aregularperson7573
4 жыл бұрын
Anzac-A1 I agree the new one sucked I try to watch it but couldn’t
One of my personal favourites. One of many. I, am like this with two good friends but with motorbikes. We rarely stop the banter or clowning around. Nothing malicious. Always with respect. The footage makes it seem so ancient.
@josephstalin8618
9 ай бұрын
I wish I had that I would trade it for all the money
I love watching these at Christmas Dave plays them practically all day on Christmas Eve as you bounce around from house to house visiting relatives
Best episode of the show. Truly a special moment in television.
This was the first of Top Gear I ever saw as a kid. Fell in love with the show after that
"yes if you get any more manly you're in danger of making yourself pregnant"
One of the best episodes in the whole series
Most dangerause and funniest advanture they did and I love them ❤❤❤ my best 3 men in the world
Finding this little gem was like finding that can of beer in the fridge you didn’t realise you had.
@SPQSpartacus
Жыл бұрын
Oh, good one. There’s one in the cupboard. Gonna put it in the fridge, walk the dog, then come back to this equipped with a beer.
BBC SCREWED UP, BIG TIME.
Clarkson is forever funny with that Freemason joke. If you know, you know!
Was Richard chewing on Coca leaves for altitude?? That was funny.😊😀😊😀😊😀💫💫
may as well upload the whole episode. Brilliant.
Hammonds expression at 2:09 had me dying
I wish BBC would quit claiming you man. Not everyone pays for hulu
2:54 : (Screams) Spider!!!
I love all the specials but the first 30 mins of this one is gold 🤩
3:30 hammond's face :) lol
Bolivia really was the closest they ever got to GTA. Another day in the Jungle and I'm pretty sure they'd have gone completely fucking feral.
I pissed myself at the Tarantula part! Hammond: Stays away from it. Clarkson: Hammond, look at this!
The dislikes are from either new top gear or fifth gear
When I seen them beating the starter on the Toyota it reminded me of when I had to do that to my 03 Camry 🤣
Like a bunch of toddlers.. 😂😂😂😍
This is peak topgear.
hammonds one liners are great😂😂
5:23 You know, everything you try and do, ever....is terrible. XD
The breaking using CAPTAIN SLOW
James: these machetes are hopeless Me : you supposed to cut like an edge not straight
7:23 “….All the camping gear and everything and get there and then when you get there, the journey was over and this is before the M5 was done. And it was like a high bit and a low bit and we always use to say, “Is this the high/low bit?” And my mum and dad would say “yeah” or “no” if it wasn’t. And then when you need the works to go to Westen. We used to go through Bristol which is always a bit scruffy…(skips over to next bit)…get pies or chips or cream cakes and it didn’t make me put away weigh at all and now it does cuz you get faster and that’s what happens…” (After the transition to the next bit, I didn’t get the rest of the fast talking but this is what Hammond says as far as I’ve heard.)
Jeremys face when he used the chainsaw 4:58
“Let’s take that a message, possibly even from god” 😂
Only these guys could find humour while stranded in the Amazon Rainforest
Tonight Richard get stuck in a ditch James kill Jeremy with a weapon And James and Jeremy had store fright
5:41 Oh, how juvenile!😂
The greatest tv show
Only just realised that Jeremy poses with the chainsaw in the exact same way as Tommy in Vice City 🧐
@snell9
2 жыл бұрын
Apparently he's an avid gamer 😎
7:22 Hammond needs to chill XDD
@martonk
3 жыл бұрын
He was on coke xddd
Hammond 2:09😂😂😂
Hammond didn’t even need to go round a corner to set something on fire again
When were these scenes cut? Because I believe I’ve seen one or two of these before when watching the special which is one of their best. And I’m pretty sure I’ve not seen this as part of a deleted scenes video either.😧
"If we get hungry, we can eat his kiwi boot polish"
I'm with you Geoff Bridges, except 8 hours would not be long enough.
Not to put May falling of the plank is just a blasphemy.
*Dental first aid kit* "Aaah I've broken my leg" May "OK but are your teeth in need of medical attention?"
"its double edged, because both edges are blunt"
Yup agree... The roll cage definitely titanium... Thats y the car its f*ck*ng expensive...🤣🤣🤣
Hammond has so much restraint soon as he got that close I would have clap his glove with the shovel
- You know everything you try to do ever? - Yeah.. -..it's terrible
Best hangover cure...in the world
Hard to pick the funny moment when these 3 together. Even when James tried to kill Jeremy with his machete was funny too.
This is what I don’t understand. In the recent Grand Tour special, the Focus RS lost its clutch in Madagascar. Hammond lost his clutch here and still kept going
@MrWolfSnack
2 жыл бұрын
What you dont understand is there is a difference in mechanical engineering in a 60 yr old 4x4 and a brand new plastic baby's toy.
@utkarshverma7
2 жыл бұрын
You can actually change gear in that old box if you know correctly guess the revs of the engine and change the gear perfectly, modern cars will stall if you do that without cluth
@Maob08
5 ай бұрын
@@utkarshverma7that explains why Hammond was talking about the revs went they went through the volcano
The thumbnail in this video made Richard look like Frodo.
*1996 Chevrolet Suburban K2500 5.7L LT1 4x4* for me!
5:28 I ask myself the same question every day of my life
“It’s double edged because they’re both blunt”
half recorded using a pencil the other half 720, epic.
W rękawiczkach jest stawonóg.
Where did you get these scenes? I've never seen them.
@powerofberzerker9487
5 жыл бұрын
True. A lot of these clips werent in the episode when I watched it multiple times...
@herbie53opf
5 жыл бұрын
@@powerofberzerker9487 Same. Maybe the scenes are from the DVD set?
@powerofberzerker9487
5 жыл бұрын
@@herbie53opf Maybe.. Probably.
@Blackhawk211
4 жыл бұрын
@@powerofberzerker9487 they are.
Hammond super skeeted
Clarkson one doesn’t saw a fallen tree from the top down
Do you have deleted scenes from Bolivia Special ?
@carsarcasmtv8101
5 жыл бұрын
Yes. Uploaded them couple of months ago. kzread.info/dash/bejne/l5d-25Vsp72XZ6g.html
I have never seen some of these deleted scenes. Why were they not left in? I want an extended edition of all of the specials.
@johnking5174
Жыл бұрын
They had a very limited slot for their 2009 Christmas special, which this was. They had 75 minutes to cram in as much as was recorded. Tough for the edit.
Clarkson needs to get a lesson on tree 🌲 service. You don’t cut like that if you don’t want to pinch your chainsaw
I am the God of hell fire! He's got a chainsaw
Stop teasing james i think he is smartest in the group😊
3:30 didnt know pete doherty was in top gear
I still wanna know how the fuck a Toyota, designed for this terrain, is breaking
@Tjalve70
2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean when the diff broke? Probably because he had been driving off road for days, and when he got back on tarmac, he forgot to turn off the diff lock.
I'm scared of spiders but the very thought of picking one up to scare my friends my me un afraid
They don't make em like this anymore
James may the explorer
man, if you put the video of bolivia, then dont cut out the very beginning when May ask Clarkson what his phoebia is.... Manual labor, you know that. come on!
How could you not add James’ fall?
@mattl2366
2 жыл бұрын
that was the Middle East special
@mcrow5
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattl2366 he falls trying to get up onto the boat with the cars on it
@farhanatashiga3721
2 жыл бұрын
Because that bit made the cut, the ones here did not.
@Terrezio
Жыл бұрын
@@mattl2366 That's a different fall 😄
why was most of this cut from the netflix version?
@Zeigler_
3 жыл бұрын
A lot of scenes are from the bonus content from the dvd set
I f****** hate spiders. I can handle snakes but not spiders.
Or maybe it’s just exhaust pipe tubing
They could have easily carried away the stupid tree
@ajcoopa
4 жыл бұрын
I suspect that wouldn't have been as funny...
Don’t touch it